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Anonymous (ID: 8M4HR4U1) United Kingdom No.518856134 >>518856227 >>518856331 >>518859120 >>518860343 >>518860433 >>518860638 >>518860650 >>518860669 >>518860850 >>518860889 >>518861006 >>518861043 >>518861087 >>518862367 >>518863381 >>518864678
NATO IS LAUGHING AT RUSSIA
Nato chief Mark Rutte joked about the condition of Russia's naval fleet on Monday as Moscow denied one of its submarines had to surface because of technical problems.

Russia's Black Sea Fleet said the diesel-powered submarine Novorossiysk had surfaced off France to comply with navigation rules in the English Channel, through which it was shadowed by a UK warship and helicopter.

Dutch authorities had said on Saturday the submarine was under tow in the North Sea.

"What a change from the 1984 Tom Clancy novel The Hunt for Red October. Today, it seems more like the hunt for the nearest mechanic," Rutte said in a speech in Slovenia, saying the "broken" vessel was "limping" home.
Anonymous (ID: FZhvFHuJ) United States No.518856227 >>518860941 >>518861211
>>518856134 (OP)
Both US and bongs have had ships run right into shit and had to limp back to dock
Anonymous (ID: PC3YlFRo) United States No.518856331 >>518856394 >>518861014
>>518856134 (OP)
nigga talking shit about the most abundant underwater force. the subs may be rusty but the torpedos and missiles are always lubed and read
Anonymous (ID: +Avn56/D) France No.518856394
>>518856331
John Smith from Ohio oblast is right on this one
Anonymous (ID: ETnBwglY) Germany No.518858295
Didn't they just shit their pants about a russian sub suddenly in torpedo range to the american carrier top dog? Sounds like cope.
Anonymous (ID: lK5NzvhI) Sweden No.518859120 >>518860402 >>518860706
>>518856134 (OP)
>submarine Novorossiysk had surfaced off France to comply with navigation rules in the English Channel, through which it was shadowed by a UK
Passing submerged through territorial waters is not compatible with innocent passage.
The English channel has no "international waters" line in the middle, so they have to surface there or it will be considered a hostile act.
Given how retarded the Eurofaggets are about everything Russia (like inventing "Russian" drone incidents over their airports etc) or throwing hizzyfits over Russia patrolling their border (on their side of the fence) it is understandable that it surfaced.

But given how NATO is getting their shit kicked in everywhere (from Yemen to Ukraine), I guess any "win", fictitious or not, has to be taken.
Anonymous (ID: En9NA+HH) United States No.518859229
>something vapid that I don't care about at all
>uninteresting and unfunny joke that has to specify the product maker of the product as if it's a fucking advertisement
YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN HOLY FUCK WHAT A STUPID NOTHING, I HOPE EVERYONE INVOLVED WITH THAT STORY GETS NUKED IMMEDIATELY INCLUDING THE WRITER AND JOURNALIST PAPER AND YOU
Anonymous (ID: 2TWlww6M) Australia No.518859280
We don't want our governments to antagonise russia
Anonymous (ID: tnl+JvbA) Spain No.518860343
>>518856134 (OP)
Apparently $500 billion of NATO weapons is not enough for Ukraine to win against Russia's rusty weapons
Anonymous (ID: ftS/GtvD) Switzerland No.518860402 >>518860803 >>518861286
>>518859120
You seem angry, Johan Johansson from Lulea oblast.
Anonymous (ID: KZfjkBLj) Austria No.518860433 >>518860480 >>518860530
>>518856134 (OP)
Kind of ironic considering that NATO submarines still run on coal
Anonymous (ID: JK4o0Osb) United States No.518860480 >>518860530 >>518860536
>>518860433
Idiocy like this is why those from landlocked powers should be banned from speaking a word about naval warfare.
Anonymous (ID: l79kXwDY) Poland No.518860530 >>518860605 >>518860667 >>518860844
>>518860433
>>518860480
>1 post by OP
you are posting in a jew thread.
nobody here can denounce the talmud and the torah, either.
Anonymous (ID: KZfjkBLj) Austria No.518860536 >>518860597
>>518860480
>ban those from landlocked powers
Banning Ukrainians and Americans would be unfair
Anonymous (ID: l79kXwDY) Poland No.518860597 >>518860695
>>518860536
post the sentence below, post nothing else, just this sentence:

i denounce the talmud and the torah.
Anonymous (ID: KZfjkBLj) Austria No.518860605 >>518860660
>>518860530
Anonymous (ID: B9DbVqZz) Russian Federation No.518860638
>>518856134 (OP)
https://foreignpolicy.com/2024/05/17/us-navy-ships-shipbuilding-fleet-china-naval-race-pacific/
Anonymous (ID: w7DzYUP0) Germany No.518860650
>>518856134 (OP)
i member
Anonymous (ID: l79kXwDY) Poland No.518860660 >>518860727
>>518860605
jew detection confirmed and verified.
better luck in your next thread.
Anonymous (ID: JK4o0Osb) United States No.518860667 >>518860741
>>518860530
Fuck the Talmud, bomb Tel Aviv.
Anonymous (ID: WpMXPcbs) Romania No.518860669
>>518856134 (OP)
>Today, it seems more like the hunt for the nearest mechanic," Rutte said in a speech in Slovenia,
Kek based
Anonymous (ID: KZfjkBLj) Austria No.518860695 >>518860741
>>518860597
I denounce the Polish birth rate it should be at zero for the next 5000000000 years
Anonymous (ID: fgjMtHdp) United Kingdom No.518860706 >>518860741 >>518861286
>>518859120
The weird thing is the NATO chief almost certainly knows this so is just lying. I wonder if he is cringing inside as he says it, or if he feels smug.
Anonymous (ID: KZfjkBLj) Austria No.518860727 >>518860773
>>518860660
A Pole coming in here confidently and proclaiming everyone who hates Poles is a jew is not unlike the proverbial tranny calling everyone a Fascist before hanging itself on a tree
Anonymous (ID: /yLxV+U+) Australia No.518860740 >>518860850 >>518863776
>Mark Rutte
how much military experience does he have?
Anonymous (ID: l79kXwDY) Poland No.518860741 >>518860846
>>518860667
another jew detected and verified.
>>518860695
of course you do moshe, of course you do.
>>518860706
post the sentence below, post nothing else, just this sentence:

i denounce the talmud and the torah.
Anonymous (ID: l79kXwDY) Poland No.518860773 >>518860887
>>518860727
moshe crying, he's been found out.
Anonymous (ID: /yLxV+U+) Australia No.518860803 >>518862444
>>518860402
Ease up on the reddit jokes mate
Anonymous (ID: JboPucpD) Denmark No.518860844 >>518860972
>>518860530
>nobody here can denounce the talmud and the torah
Nobody can denounce persons they do not know, so who are talmud and torah?
Anonymous (ID: KZfjkBLj) Austria No.518860846 >>518860972
>>518860741
Of course you do Piotr-Vladislaus of course you do. Sorry that your grandparents died in an Auschwitz oven and that the Jews then claimed the kill while erasing you guys from history. 6 million Poles died in the Holocaust but Jews took the credit and the money!
Anonymous (ID: VAaldnK1) South Korea No.518860850
>>518856134 (OP)
Something they'll never do

>>518860740
none at all
Anonymous (ID: KZfjkBLj) Austria No.518860887 >>518860972
>>518860773
>he’s been found out
Rather Jewish than Polish!
Unfortunately not Jewish but if I had a choice to die as a Jew or a Pole in Auschwitz I’d volunteer to die as a Jew over a pole any day
Anonymous (ID: DL537o+v) United States No.518860889
>>518856134 (OP)
>Russia's Black Sea Fleet said the diesel-powered submarine Novorossiysk had surfaced off France
damn! pidors are hiding their Black Sea fleet on the other side of Europe now?!
Anonymous (ID: DL537o+v) United States No.518860941 >>518862732
>>518856227
not like this, pidrila
Anonymous (ID: l79kXwDY) Poland No.518860972 >>518861269 >>518861589
>>518860844
>>518860846
>>518860887
wew lads, look at these seething kikes lmao.
Anonymous (ID: vyzjJvQU) Germany No.518861006
>>518856134 (OP)
appear weak when you are strong its 5d chess
Anonymous (ID: DL537o+v) United States No.518861014 >>518861190 >>518863170
>>518856331
>the torpedos and missiles are always lubed
is that what happened to the Kursk, too much lube?
Debunked turkish shenanigan (ID: DojKess4) France No.518861043
>>518856134 (OP)
>was shadowed by a UK warship and helicopter.

No, no UK or France followed or attempt to block the Russian who are free to move in the channel, even during the cold war.

>Russia's Black Sea Fleet said the diesel-powered submarine Novorossiysk had surfaced off France to comply with navigation rules in the English Channel.

Nope, they only denied any issues. The channel's rule of navigation of clear and followed regulary by the Russian.

You are disgustingly trying to drag the West into the russian-turkish war in fucking ukraine

But in the eastmed, the French and Greek warships are regulary blocking and repelling the disgusting turkish scoundrels from invading.
Anonymous (ID: xG3Tt06+) Russian Federation No.518861087
>>518856134 (OP)
>"What a change from the 1984 Tom Clancy novel The Hunt for Red October. Today, it seems more like the hunt for the nearest mechanic"

#Epic
Glory to France and Russia (ID: DojKess4) France No.518861190
>>518861014
Yeah, come to think of it, the fucking Kursk thing was a clear prof that poutin was a military moron.

But how can the russian overthrown nic, who knocked down the turkish until erzurum, but not putin...
Anonymous (ID: nGRSwqap) Finland No.518861211 >>518861343 >>518861354
>>518856227
Its Russia's denialism what makes it so funny. That and their spying ships breaking down in someone else's waters, not the first time. Its like that scene in Casino where feds run out of plane fuel while spying on the golfing gangster.
Anonymous (ID: KZfjkBLj) Austria No.518861269
>>518860972
Seething yes, seething like a Pole whose family got burnt at Auschwitz while Jews took the victim-credit, deleted the actual names and then collected money for 80 years. Kek
Anonymous (ID: lK5NzvhI) Sweden No.518861286
>>518860402
>You seem angry, Johan Johansson from Lulea oblast.
Just annoyed by the western faggotry.

Yours is another example of the worst form of it.
NAFO faggotry where everyone you disagree with is a Russian agent.

Are you 5 years old or something?

Also, LuleΓ₯ is not an Oblast.
It is a regional capital in Norrbotten.
At least +Avn56/D got it wight when calling it Ohio Oblast.

>>518860706
>The weird thing is the NATO chief almost certainly knows this so is just lying.
Oh, absolutely.
But western politics is all about posturing, image and internal virtue signaling.
If we pretend we are strong, then we are the strongest.

Which causes involuntary comedy, like when Kaja Kallas begged Russia to take our sanctions seriously.
>I wonder if he is cringing inside as he says it, or if he feels smug.
They are incapable of feeling shame, guilt or cringing.
A classic psychopathic trait btw.

So naturally he feels smug because he knows that the oneliner will hit the news unopposed.
Anonymous (ID: KZfjkBLj) Austria No.518861343
>>518861211
>denialism
It’s Maskirovka dummie.
Westerners don’t fall for Maskirovka unless it’s layered. So you do something embarassing and then deny it seemingly embarassed so dumb Westerners will be like Hitler in 1941 β€œYO LOOK MY YELLOW HAIRED SUPERSOLDIAS RUSSIA IS FO DA TAKIN WE SHOULD GO IN ITS ZERO RISKAYYY GOERING HIMMLER LETS DO IT BAYBAY NAPOLEON WAS A PUSSAYYY LETS TRY AGAIN”
Anonymous (ID: imbP2Jt1) Brazil No.518861354 >>518861572
>>518861211
What makes it really funny to me is how Russia is a paper tiger and should be an easy win but NATO won't do shit? Makes you wonder
Anonymous (ID: nGRSwqap) Finland No.518861572 >>518861752 >>518862956
>>518861354
>Makes you wonder
No it doesn't. Russia has nukes. Nobody's going to risk a war that turns all your big important cities into craters. Its just not worth the squeeze. When Russia implodes from inside into civil war, thats when every neighbour (especially China) will hunger for its territory.
Anonymous (ID: JboPucpD) Denmark No.518861589
>>518860972
>>Who are talmud and torah?
>wew lads
So Torah is not a lass, but a tranny? Do the wew lads Talmud and Torah live in your country?

>look at these seething kikes lmao.
You forgot to post the picrel, so we can't "look at" them.
Anonymous (ID: KZfjkBLj) Austria No.518861752 >>518861823
>>518861572
In other news Finland is literally Eastern Sweden which got annexed by Russia and turned into The Grand Duchy of Finland in the 1808-1809 war.
DO NOT BE EMBARASSED TO ADMIT THAT FINLAND IS A RUSSIAN CREATION AND YOU ARE RUSSIAN RAPEBABIES.
Anonymous (ID: nGRSwqap) Finland No.518861823 >>518861903 >>518861966
>>518861752
Show your hand, nigger.
Anonymous (ID: KZfjkBLj) Austria No.518861903 >>518862170
>>518861823
Ohhhhhh somebody is feeling embarassed. Next explain why all of Scandinavia looks like Slavic rapebabies! The whole β€œAryan” theory just got flushed down the toilet you retarded albino
Anonymous (ID: KZfjkBLj) Austria No.518861966 >>518862170
>>518861823
Also explain why your PM is a jew as evidenced by the kikefolds around his mouth!? Do you realize that Jews run Scandinavia? Or do you think all those names like Thunberg and Abrahamsson etc are mere cohencidence!?
Anonymous (ID: nGRSwqap) Finland No.518862170 >>518862343
>>518861903
>>518861966
Didn't read a single word, show your hand first nigger.
Anonymous (ID: KZfjkBLj) Austria No.518862343
>>518862170
Right after you show your Russian rapebaby face. Are you still feeling embarassed about being exposed!?
Anonymous (ID: LuWD/+Nn) Germany No.518862367
>>518856134 (OP)
sup jeet baker of r/uhg
hows the prostate
Anonymous (ID: J6cWkDO/) United States No.518862444 >>518862937
>>518860803
>stopppp beiinnnggg meannn to meeeeeee WAHHHH

They need you on the front, more meat for the monke :)
Anonymous (ID: BkCGv6wQ) United States No.518862732
>>518860941
a fucking RAMP
Anonymous (ID: C7YKbFoX) Russian Federation No.518862937
>>518862444
They don't. It's the other way round. Ukraine needs you and your money.
Anonymous (ID: hFB19hL3) Slovakia No.518862956
>>518861572
gona be funny when they start razing souther fingolia and push your remaining white population to the upper 20% of land
Anonymous (ID: Mqczt9MX) United States No.518863170
>>518861014
unironically maybe lube would of prevented that tragedy
Anonymous (ID: TQXQsyPB) Italy No.518863381
>>518856134 (OP)
>What a change from the 1984 Tom Clancy novel The Hunt for Red October. Today, it seems more like the hunt for the nearest mechanic
kwab
Anonymous (ID: So7GEDB8) United States No.518863776
>>518860740
>how much military experience does he have?
By military experience do you mean dressing up in a dog suit and having an orgy with 3 other sailors? If so, he's probably overqualified.
Anonymous (ID: slJSE+IN) No.518864678
>>518856134 (OP)