Thread 518857526

How many eggs a day make you a Nazi?

>>518857526 (OP)
>6

>>518857526 (OP)
3
im a nazi now?
im not even white

>>518857526 (OP)
I had an uncle that would cook a whole carton of 12 eggs and eat if for breakfast everyday.

>>518857526 (OP)
6,000,000

>>518857526 (OP)
Don't know about nazi but 5 dozen makes you as big as a barge.

>>518857526 (OP)
that's gross ,2-3 are ok with some roasted potatoes and toast, guy is probably 300 pounds.

>>518857587
Based as fuck
t. 4 egglet

>>518857526 (OP)
Not sure, but I eat about four a day.
I just eat them raw.
My chickens make good eggs.

>>518857587
Was he healthy?

>>518857746
mostly yes but he died in his 70s from a stroke

>>518857704
>with some roasted potatoes and toast
Carb slop
>guy is probably 300 pounds.
There's only 70 calories in a large egg.

>>518857704
>toast with fried potatoes
le helth expert

>>518857780
His heart was eggshausted.

>>518857587
I just cooked sliced pickled champignons with eggs on a frying pan. Pretty good shit. THD.

>>518857780
Not too bad.
>>518857828
Kek

>>518857526 (OP).

Eat any poultry egg. Ever heard of Eggs, bacon, pancakes, and syrup?

>>518857587
me too, but he was an alcoholic who died of liver failure

>>518857837
>THD
Total Heart Disease?

>>518857828
CARLOS!!!

>>518857837
Try putting it in the pan next time. Tastes even better.

>>518857780
>eat 8 times the recommended intake of cholesterol per day
>die prematurely of cardiovascular disease
Pottery

People who eats eggs unironically should be burned in hell.

>>518857905
Recommended by whom?

>>518857526 (OP)
niggas nowadays do anything to be called nazis except be nazis

>>518857526 (OP)
The National Socialist diet recommended raw and fermented foods.
Would have to eat the eggs raw.

>>518857858
Total Hohol Death.

>>518857872
Go back to Kiev, clown.

>>518857526 (OP)
Usually 18 a week.

>>518857923
Shouldn't you woke-left love it? Eating eggs is liberal and pro-choice. Eggs are not real living beings.

>>518857804
what's wrong with potatoes and bacon with a few fried eggs? it makes you feel good in the morning. don't be a vegan faggot.

>>518857931
i didnt even know that but i came to the conclusion was the healthiest diet a while ago. the good guys really did lose the war. the standard american diet in itself has probably caused more suffering than the dictators of the 20th century.

>>518857704
this is normal lifter breakfast manlet

>>518857905
Is dying in your 70s really "early"?

>>518857578
>not white
So. What has that got to do with being a nazi?
>>518857526 (OP)
Nobody is a nazi. People who use that term should either be locked up or smashed up.

>>518857526 (OP)
why can't nazis cook?

>>518857926
The same people who tell you the covid vaxxine is still safe and effective.

>>518857802
okay and?? you don't need a 1000 calorie breakfast you fuckin faggot ass idiot

>>518857526 (OP)
Imagine being so rich to eat that many eggs per day

>>518857780
So no

>>518858015
big true

>>518858055
Hey there bong I cook a mean barbeque pulled jew and my jew stew is to die for.

>>518858095
eggs are cheap af

>>518857526 (OP)
I eat two, but more like twice a week.

>>518858055
I can, but I make my wife do it.

>>518857526 (OP)

during ww2 in nazi germany rationing was 1(one) egg per week!

>>518858095
It's not really all that expensive to own a few chickens.
18 should ensure a dozen eggs per day.

>>518858080
>reccomends eating bread and potatoes as a lower calorie alternative
I can hear your jelly donut gut rumbling through my screen

>>518857905
Turns out dietary cholesterol has no effect on your cholesterol level.

>>518857905
You're right anon everyone knows eating cholesterol, fat, and salt will all send you to an early grave because that man in a lab coat said so. To offset this people should guzzle down heart healthy seed oils instead, it is lab coat approved good for you.

>>518858055
All of the top chefs in the world are white.

>>518857526 (OP)
i ate all the eggs and i got to go home.

>>518857923
This nigger be eating his eggs ironically

I always felt excessive having four or five sunny side up with my 3 potato cakes, half pound of bacon, box of sausage and three slices of toast.

>>518858155
based chicken tender

>>518857526 (OP)
>eating a diet of essential fats and proteins is naziism
I better get an IV of high fructose corn syrup before they catch me eating cottage cheese for the gains

>>518858197
Underrated post, hope someone posts it. Also I need to find my "thanks chef" webm

>>518857923
To you this man must be satan himself

>>518857923
You can smell my eggfarts

I like how being a fatfuck is a political statement in 2025.

>>518858261
just buy some mountain dew cans off your corn-water swilling buddies for a nickel a case and keep a few strewn about conspicuously for when they show up to check

>>518858269
all I got

>>518857905
Stroke and cardiovascular disease are different things, dipshit

>>518858197
>the good end
i died

>>518858163
YOU MOTHERFUCKER, THAT WASN'T ME YOU DUMB ASS!!

>>518858027
I dont think life is even worth living past 80. 70s is a fine time to go

>>518858189
nice one, but people who throw 12 eggs in a pan and cover it in salt and pepper and then post it on the internet saying look at my power level, can't cook. you can put more thought into your 12 daily eggs than that, is all i'm saying.

>>518858336
Lmao blessed

>>518858139
What's the black stuff?

>>518858474
I hope she eats all the eggs

>>518857905
>pottery
Hey, let's play a game.
It's called "Does this anon have a nosejob?"

>>518857905
The French eat butter by the truckload and they have some of the lowest cardiovascular incidence and mortality rate in the world. Cholesterol is a spook.

>>518858507
pepper?

>>518858488
What else do you need on your eggs besides salt and pepper? No one eats eggs for pleasure.

>>518858507
blueberry port sauce

>>518857526 (OP)
Desu her husband definitely also eats horse paste so I think it's accurate here

>>518858080
>you don't need
Ah, skeletor. Never change. And definitely never get enough exercise that you look at 1000 calories as a snack.

>>518858474
Arigatou amigo, man Yuna is an absolute gem.

>>518857526 (OP)
> 2 multivitamins
> 36 hard boiled egg whites

>>518858553
Interesting, never heard of that before. Is it good?

>>518857526 (OP)
Autism. Eating the same thing every day is mental illness

>>518857526 (OP)
Was doing this every day at camp for a few months straight
I prefer 10 however, makes a better round off for other tastes
Id do it now again too if i had cooking place

>>518858488
Checked, enlighten me further on the philosophy of PiZZ1SM

>>518858881
Of course it's good. Call up the Rebbe and tell him to give you his folder on me. Everything in my life is the best.

>>518858531
Not how that works. Too many factors at once.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Karelia_Project
It's 100% sure that HDL, LDL, Lp (a), TG and CRP reliably predict coronary disease when measured regularly over a few decades.
Everyone can eat 50 grams of butter a day and measure these values for a few weeks. It's dirt cheap if you aren't in Germany, Switzerland or the USA or similarly corrupt medical systems.
In fact, I highly recommend doing this. But know that these values, including Lp (a) can fluctuate due to lifestyle, in contrast to what your imbecile doctor tells you.
So make sure you have the same amount of physical activity, sleep, other food when measuring, and that you do it at the same times during the day, and that your immediate activities on that day and the days before are very closely matched for each measurement. A simple two hour walk while being hungry can fuck with these values 30%. You can also test that if you do not believe me, of course, as I said, it's dirt cheap to measure.

>>518858139
Is that your wife's plate?

>>518859017
Yes.

>>518858465
Hey, fatty, go sit under a tree

>>518858548
That's weird. Are you sure?
Am I wrong for enjoying medium egg yolks as much as I do?

>>518857905
>Live past 80
Why bother?

>>518858975
>straightforward counterexample is not how it works
It is exactly how it works, Якoв Чифyтoв.

>>518858548
hot sauce, I like the yolk in a sandwich, tastes good.

>>518859260
Two sides of the same retarded coin.
>why would I want to be old and decrepit
>why are you eating protein and fat, stop that
You should consider not being infirm as an actual option.

>>518857587
imagine the smell of his braps

>>518857736
Is this why jews want us to live in pods and eat bugs? To eqate us to chicken and transfer their sins to us?

>>518857526 (OP)
all of them

>>518857526 (OP)
3 on 1 english muffin with meat, and a litre of milk for breakfast everyday

>>518857526 (OP)
14

>>518857905
>die prematurely at the average age to die
I fucking loathe belgians worse than anything else that slithers around on this planet

>>518857526 (OP)
i started eating raw eggs recently first yolks only and now i just pop one egg into glass and chug it with some salt and pepper
each day i do this i have no problem producing nice shit and also farts disappeared, especially when i don't eat bread

>>518859311
It is very likely due to the extensive homosexuality of the French man that compensates for their butter intake. But it is not recommended to become gay, because it carries other risks.

>>518858275
>least filthy jeet

>>518859909
>the French eat well and get they bussy ate well
What a kino country. If only it weren't so negrophiliac.

>>518857526 (OP)
It doesn't make you anything, but anyone insisting about eating a large amount of eggs everyday and bragging about it is probably a far right retard.
I sometimes eat 6 eggs a day but I wouldn't make a fuss about it

>>518857578
Internet nazism is for self-hating non-whites, actual white people are too busy enjoying life

>>518857587
>had
Was his death egg related?

>>518857923
We all do it ironically

>>518858531
wtf are the slovaks doing

>>518857587
>had
Where is he now, anon?

>>518857923
I eat 4 to 5 eggs everyday.

>>518857562
>>518857526 (OP)
If you cook your own food, you are a serf. The only men who have ever risen out of poverty either never wasted time slaving in the kitchen or their wife cooked for them. Adolf Hitler survived on milk and bread. Wasn't sitting around the kitchen flipping eggs and scratching pans and coping and acting like it was some big accomplishment.

The woman is a shit wife. She mentioned her husband eats 12 eggs because she isn't the one cooking them. The troon saying he's a Nazi couldn't be more wrong. The Nazis wouldn't have had a state if the men were busting their asses in the kitchen every morning and evening. The juice ain't worth the squeeze when it comes to cooking. Literally not eating anything is better than wasting time cooking and cleaning up. This is what motivated people like Edison to become wealthy so they didn't need to deal with this kind of shit.

The Bolsheviks elevated cooking as proof someone was LE GOOD. They seized stuff from high IQs and then said "BRO THEY DIDNT KNOW HOW TO COOK BRO THEY ARE SO STUPID". One of the reasons why they failed so hard. Literal brainlet move to firing squad the best and brightest. Oppositely, the only reason why communist China didn't fail was because they basically outlawed private kitchens in the early days since bug people probably were OCD level of cheffery and it was probably a 4 hour event for them, at least someone has the brains to cut that shit out early on. The reason Nazi Germany succeeded so much was because women didn't need to work and would get paid for just having kids and cooking for their husbands.

so many tryhard chef retards living paycheck to paycheck literally cucked by working for another man only to waste more time making food and cleaning it up unpaid every single day. It's pathetic. Millennials make me sick and if they don't cook they get door dash from an Indian and still bust dishes out for it. A wicked generation. My future sons won't step foot in a kitchen.

>>518857526 (OP)
Milk and eggs make you strong. Non-whites can't handle milk so they seethe about strong white men.

>>518860594
>literal retard doesn't understand how easy it is to cook or how much cheaper it is
You should try not talking. It might make you look more intelligent.
Better a serf than whatever the fuck you are. Parasite.

>>518857905
Turns out your brain needs cholesterol. If people weren't so dumb, they'd look at your post and laugh, then spit on it.

>>518857526 (OP)
Stop eating animal products. They are bad for you. Eggs are the periods of female chickens.

Hundreds of millions of male chicklets get killed for the egg industry. Whenever you buy eggs, you get the bad karma for this.

>>518857526 (OP)
Is it normal to coat your eggs in sand?

>>518859372
Wait that's a pretty good take actually wtf
It sounds stupid enough to actually be true

>>518860415
Drinking a lot

>>518859372
...huh. Ivan, you might have cracked the code.
>kosher killing of Kirk
>literally stating that goyim are cattle

>>518857526 (OP)
2 or 3. They taste awful, but i eat them because protein and b vitamins.

>>518860594
You have to learn how to cook your own food, other people are terrible at cooking, I don't want their hands on my food.

>>518860996
>they taste awful
HOW.

>>518860661
>It's so heckin cheap
At the cost of time and energy which are in shorter supply and of much higher value. That's why food banks give shit out and why EBT explicitly forbids readily eaten warm foods like rosterier chicken, imbecile. Kitchening is the dumbest and most expensive thing a man can do. If it must be done, it is woman's work.

>>518857526 (OP)
If you don't excusively eat "beyond eggs" then you are nazi.

The tranny fears the eggs and their power to enlighten those who eat them

>>518857905
He died in his 70s from a stroke. That's just dropping dead in your drop dead years.
Had a great uncle live to be 103 and his diet consisted of two cartons of cigarettes, two gallons of whiskey, and ten pounds of bacon every two weeks.
Had a cousin die from a random heart attack with no priors at 10.

You never know what will drop your ass.

>>518857587
How old was he when he had his heart attack?

By nazi this twitter user just means any white man who would like white men to run their own countries again. He can be forgiven for his imprecision since the western school system and media have been teaching everyone that nazism, slavery, and racism are all the same thing and basically come from the horrible concept of white men being in charge of their own societies. Oh yeah and colonialism and stolen land too, don't forget those nazis too.

We are going to have to accept that if we white men want our own countries again (the alternative being enslaved by brown people), they will call us nazis.

>>518861123
>there are people that actually believe this shit and argue it
I'm not even going to spoon feed you all the ways to not be a retarded larper.
Enjoy your mcburgers, dead man walking.

>>518857736
Your body can't use all the proteins of a raw egg

>>518861256
I saw a man die from a stroke. He was in extreme pain from blood clots for months and when death came he was thankful for it and had his said exactly that in the weeks prior. Eat healthy. Eat your veggies as often as you can. Bake stuff too. Frying is good though but don’t do that shit all the time.

>>518861335
When they say nazi what they mean is anyone who opposes white genocide. They hate whites and believe we don’t have a right to a homeland.

>>518857526 (OP)
>How many eggs a day make you a Nazi?
88

>>518858139
What is the asparogous for exactly?

>>518861445
Sticking it up your Serbian ass.

>>518857526 (OP)
12 eggs a day is literally like spending $7 just for breakfast. Unless this person owns a chicken farm this is absurdly retarded.

>>518860806
>Is it normal to season you food?
Yes, Liam.

>>518861422
Yeah, it's funny, if you said to them we should take Nigeria and make it 50% white by 2125 since they're too black they would probably say you're a pervert. But I guess we're nazis since we want our people to have our own country. It's funny how the school system and media have given our enemies all the tools they need to deconstruct our country.

>>518861538
people spend $20 on a starcucks coffee, 7 is nothing. In fact, it's so little there's no occupation that won't absorb that expense.

>>518861256
you're supposed to fast for a few days, you can't eat and smoke too much. people that do usually want to die.

>>518860802
>karma
jeet spotted

>>518857526 (OP)
>How many eggs a day make you a Nazi?
Any amount between zero and infinity, apparently.

>>518857905
eating animal derived fats is not the same as consuming cups of seed oil a day you retard.

>>518857736
Chickens are bro-tier

>>518857526 (OP)
about 3-4

>>518857526 (OP)
Do fags really smother their eggs in random herb mixes? Gross. Only salt and pepper

>>518860378
Eating eggs makes your body produce hormones and promotes a healthy body and mind. Testosterone is actually linked to right-wing thinking.
>>518858889
Eating the "colors of rainbow" is vegan propaganda. In reality humans who eat animals products don't need a huge variety of foods.

>>518858275
Gentlemen, behold, the most sanitary shit-skin.

>>518857526 (OP)
Oh look, it's the pedophile who calls people a nazi again.

>>518857736
>I just eat them raw.
Enjoy your biotin deficiency.

>>518857526 (OP)
The kikes are raising their prize and lowering their quality.

>>518860594
>"BRO THEY DIDNT KNOW HOW TO COOK BRO THEY ARE SO STUPID"
but that is true tho

>>518857526 (OP)
Jews are known to lay eggs, so...

>>518857526 (OP)
more than 4 at once and i most likely have diarrhea all day

>>518857587
Ponder the scent

>>518857526 (OP)
> the most retarded thing ever said
> gets 70k likes
Knew this faggot was botting his shit but not this much lmao.

>>518857526 (OP)
>retard who falls for a meme diet also likely to fall for a meme ideology
the logic is sound

>>518857526 (OP)
I eat 7 or 8 daily and I REALLY hate Jews
So I guess it's accurate

>>518860594
What a retarded post. God, this board sucks.

>>518857562
You have to eat ALL the eggs

>>518857526 (OP)
This guy's entire paycheck looks like it goes to botting likes, every week he gets one post with insane likes while the rest struggle to get double digits, including the replies to that one comment.
What the fuck?

>>518860415
Getting tons of carbs and seed oils.

>>518857526 (OP)
1
t. center-nazi
>>518857858
Total Hen Diet

1 egg contains the RDA of cholesterol
so 12 eggs is 1200% of your recommended daily cholesterol

cholesterol is good, but in the right amounts. too much it becomes bad.

now you can make the argument that we have been lied to or that the science is poor and that we should have more than 1 eggs worth of cholesterol a day. sure, maybe have 2 eggs. but 12? no at that point you are fucking retarded.

for myself its 2 eggs about 5 days of the week

thankyou for coming to my tegg talk

>>518858027
the crowning achievement of the western world is staying alive until you are so infirm that jamal gets to beat in the retirement facility you while changing your bedsheets

>>518857578
6 minimum, i will personally approve your nazi application if you document your egg consumption for 6 months and get high enough numbers

>>518857526 (OP)
you should have a light breakfast 45 eggs is too much

>>518857526 (OP)
Let’s start suing these people for libel. It would be so fucking funny when they’re all in civil court trying to explain their position. I’m also sure they have said things like punch a Nazi too. Now they’re inciting viol nice against this person too. That’s terrorist threatening.

>>518860802
>eggs are period
>honey is vomit
>milk is rape
Why do you even insist on living?

>>518863288
(((recommended)))

You know the Neolithic era kickstarted slavery and wealth inequality, right? Grains fed the peons who build the pyramids etc.. The rich still ate like hunter-gatherers. Those recommendations are for slaves so you can work while keeping the cost down. As a bonus you become depended on health care as you get more fat . That's how they get you depended on the system more and eventually weed the slaves out.

>>518858080
840 high protein calories. Unlike your empty fatty carby choice with even more calories when you add your butter to both your potatoes and your toast.

>>518858027
No, living 80+ yrs is unironically a meme so the (((healthcare system))) can squeeze out even more money from tax payers. Just go to a hospital and look what type people are there, it’s almost exclusively old people getting knee/hip replacements, cancer therapy etc. this doesn’t event include all the nursing homes.

>>518863288
the japanese eat eggs nonstop and they have a life expectancy 7 years above the west
something just doesn't add up

>>518863565
shut the fuck up you fucking retarded little faggot, I didn't post a fuckin breakfast bitch. you fuckin pussy.

>>518857736
Before all is said and done imma inject some cummies into Klaus mmm he gon Schwab my knob is you know my meaning haha

>>518857526 (OP)
I eat eggs maybe once a week. I ate a bunch when I was younger.
Now I make an omelette with 3 eggs, cheese, baby spinach and bacon or smoked pork neck or whatever.

>>518863451
I love raping women on their periods because they can’t get pregnant and I normally drug them so much they vomit. This is all the best things this world has to offer. I use to feed my last girl ramen noodles and have her straddle me and vomit all over my chest and rub her clit against my vomit covered stomach.

>>518863748
This nigga slurps grits kek

>>518858080
>>518863565
i need much bigger than that so i can achieve my goal physique

pic related

>>518863828
you're a fucking nigger, bitch. you deserve to die you faggot piece of shit.

>>518858027
>Is dying in your 70s really "early"?
yes
dying in your 80s is normal
70s is early

>>518857526 (OP)
egg-sealant !!

https://youtu.be/aImGnRbSMM8

>>518861368
>i'm gonna go on pol and quote literal jewish propaganda I've heard on the TV!

you're worthless

>>518857622
6,000,000 eggs a day with just 4 pans? The math just doesn't add up.

>>518863648
>>Japan ranks among the highest egg-consuming nations globally, with per capita consumption consistently placing it second worldwide after Mexico. As of 2022, the average Japanese person consumed approximately 339 eggs per year, according to the International Egg Commission
thats equal to less than one egg a day, which is obviously fine. they are not eating a dozen eggs at breakfast. they eat an average of probably 2 or 3 eggs at a time every couple days. that averages out to be less than 100% RDA cholesterol with the rest coming from other sources in their diet.

>>518863557
the RDA could be wrong but its the science at least, for whatever thats worth. i can bet they are wrong and eat 2 eggs a day but so wrong that i go for 12? thats too much. as for theories about pyramids or whatever i wouldnt base my dietary choices on that. and i raise your theory with the evidence that in the middle ages the wealthy, who often saw vegetables as poor people food, and only ate meat, suffered much in terms of bad nutrition. but thats all alleged to the science we dont trust but hey i dont know man im just not seeing convincing enough evidence to suggest i eat 12 eggs a day. which would also be an unpleasant amount of eggs a day.

>>518863891
Carbohydrate cuck, kek

>>518864049
>its the science
I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE

>>518864153
fucking faggot nigger bitch.

>>518857526 (OP)
He eats 12 eggs a day but you make them all at the same time that's pretty stupid how about spread it out a little bit

>>518858321
Vince Gironde lived to be 79 well ahead of average for the time. (59.3 years)

i just ate 2 eggs, scrambled in the microwave with some onions. i will do the same tomorrow and add some sweet pepper.

sciencefags
>>no thats too much thats twice your daily RDA of cholesterol in eggs alone! no i can't quote the study and its methodology and funding i am basing my absolute faith in, i never read it. but its science so you have to believe it.

broscience
>>no thats not enough eggs, your ancestors had a dozen eggs a day i decided, until the jews made them eat grains and stole their eggs and made them into cucks so they would build the pyramids

how many eggs should i have a day? all i know is my gut says maybe.

>>518864219
Hey bro I have your complete and balanced breakfast right here

>>518864496
if you eat breakfast you're an obese little bitch you fuckin incel faggot. now shut the fuck up you filthy shitskin nigger.

my favorite doctor said, four at least

>>518865221
Da goat

>>518857526 (OP)
looks like he ruined it by overseasoning it like a dipshit

if a 30 yr old seasons his food that badly he is a complete moron

>>518865221
the 2000 IU a day vitamin d supplements recommended by the vitamin d council already counts for absorption though.

but im sure he made a tidy profit grifting himself as the radical against the establishment telling people they can be healthier if they just pop a dozen vitamin ds a day.

since d is fat soluble you cant just piss it away, so hopefully 10,000 IU isnt enough.

everyone is stupid but me

>>518865715
>since d is fat soluble you cant just piss it away, so hopefully 10,000 IU isnt enough.
i mean isnt enough to kill you

>>518859372
DING DING DING

>>518865221
i mean seriously, did you even check if the 2000IU of D supplementation recommended by studies accounts for absorption or not? no, because you dont actually do your own research you just let slick willys grift you on youtube. retarded

>>518861310
Shut the fuck up you dumb mother fucker

>>518857905
>die prematurely of cardiovascular disease
Eggs do not cause a 100% LDL lipid increase that would be associated with heart disease. They increase both LDL and HDL lipids, and moreso HDL, the good cholesterol that removes LDL. The ratio is what matters.

>>518857923
Chicken feet typed this post.

>>518861310
You know nothing

>>518857526 (OP)
High cholesterol is a myth. In the 1970s 200 was a normal cholesterol level. Even it isn't its better to die young and feel great. Every body builder and athlete out there probably has high cholesterol. Better to be a candle that burns twice as bright and half as long then live continue suffering for few more years on this gay planet. Fuck it.

>>518857905
It's because he didn't put natto with his eggz. That shit literally cleans your arteries.

>>518865884
pleaso stop projecting your stupidness

>>518857526 (OP)
You have to eat eleventyfour or your genes will reject National Socialism entering the cranial chamber.

>>518863992
Fuck maths N shit this is jooooowe calculations, done by magic.

>>518865884
You're not smarter than Dr. Peter berg, so please lower your tone

>>518857526 (OP)
Egg farts are the best

>>518866382
>Better to be a candle that burns twice as bright and half as long then live continue suffering for few more years on this gay planet. Fuck it.
Spoken like a selfish childless retard.
Aging it doesn't work that way when you do it right. It is a slow decline away from being able to do physical things you enjoy. It usually starts around 45 for most people tgat don't remain active. You gradually shift towards other interests, its not like you wake up one day and can't mountain bike trails anymore. The rapid decline is usually in the last few years.
Until then, you still have your brain, and hopefully a good family to interact with if you didn't at fail life that you want to be around for.

14 eggs
88 slices of bacon
6 million calories
Dump all the resulting gas in the toilet
Flush it down the ass grave

>>518857526 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm36Y8g6WzA
Now that i'm grown I eat five dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a BARRRRGE

>>518866698
>>518866489

i didnt say he was dumb. berg knows what he is doing. he is grifting. he isnt making the incorrect assumption that the 2000IU a day suggestion doesnt already take absorption into account, he knows full well it does. he also knows he can imply it doesnt and you wont check

>>518866943
Audible kek'd

>>518861581
Enjoy your dandruff homie

>>518857666
satanic gaston poster

>>518857526 (OP)
>Nazi
You mean, Germans defending Germany from foreign invaders?

>>518857736
saved

>>518857526 (OP)
Dude can't afford eggs and is poor.

>>518859260
It’s about quality of life. Some people over 80 still have high quality.
They play doubles tennis and compete in Masters track and field.

>>518861708
that is entirely correct

>>518858531
>>518858531
>>518858531
french are also not obese

>>518862086
High T increases aggression in a risk/reward system.
It’s why we hate non merit based systems.

>>518863821
>I love raping women on their periods because they can’t get pregnant
That's not how the womb works, chuddie. Your balls are too swollen, go have a wank before posting horny posts like a faggot.

>>518858531
>Cholesterol is a spook
Cholesterol isn't even in your bloodstream, the whole thing is retards feeding retards false information. Read up on lipoproteins. The tldr is:

>Lipoproteins are little capsules that carry fat and cholesterol around your body in your bloodstream
>Fat and cholesterol are very important to your body
>They're regulated by your liver which refills empty lipoproteins
>If a lipoprotein gets damaged it can't go back into your liver and just floats around
>Your immune system recognises the damaged cell and eats it with a macrophage
>Any remaining fat or cholesterol from the lipoprotein is now stuck in the macrophage, turning it into a foam cell
>These foam cells are what clog your arterties
>Arterial blockages happen from the OUTSIDE, not the inside. Anyone showing you pictures of fat blocking the inside of an artery is spreading bullshit

Lipoprotein damage is the single biggest cause of heart disease. What damages them? Oxidisation from elevated blood sugar, and oxidisation from carrying damaged (see: unsaturated) fat molecules. It's honestly very simple once you get your head around it.

>>518860802
This karma shit seems like the biggest psyop in a long time. Tell me again how to get bad karma when the most powerful people in the world have been in control for generations doing the most heinous shit and nothing happens to them

>>518860415
>>518860415
i wonder too. do they drink a lot of soda there

>>518869413
2 more weeks

>>518857526 (OP)
Can someone explain the reasoning here?
I also eat about 5 a day, but I have about 100 chickens.

>>518857526 (OP)

Nazis and fascists have been defeated since World War 2. Democrats and other Leftists are just calling people Nazis because they need a reason/justification to be violent towards people. Kind of how they say the human society in the movie Starship Troopers are just using the Bugs as an excuse to be violent and be Nazis.

>>518865221
If your body needs it, it will synthesise it. You do not need supplements of any kind.

>>518858507
Car exhaust

>>518857578
no one cares about your race
the ones that do are usually kikes attempting to fracture and demoralize

>>518869804
Anything healthy and wholesome means you are a nazi and yeah thats basically true to be honest

>>518858531
I don't know anything about this, I just make my own butter from goat and sheep milk and use it to fry the eggs my chickens lay every morning or to put on my the bread my wife made us. No larp.
I don't know if it actually makes me feel healthier to eat my own stuff, but I do it as a sort of self reliance test. My wife gets pissed about it sometimes because it causes her extra work, but then other times she enjoys it. Women are lazy and annoying.
Last check up I had PERFECT literally perfect cholesterol, BP, and a heart rate of like 55. Sometimes my BP goes to like 80/130 but it's whatever.
I also work out a lot. I have a stressful job, but it pays the bills, so that may be part of the occasional BP spikes.
Thanks for reading my blog

>>518858140
That makes him 12x nazi.

>>518870443
Sorry, I meant 84x

>>518857526 (OP)
when I have eggs, I have duck eggs.

>>518857828
eggs housed that heart

>>518866228
>They increase both LDL and HDL lipids, and moreso HDL, the good cholesterol that removes LDL
This is schizo bullshit fed to you by a "doctor". See >>518869359

>>518857578
>im not even white
that was never the point

>>518857526 (OP)
>How many eggs a day make you a Nazi?

1pbtid

This faggot OP with Brazil flag is a well known globalist shill.

Faggot is 24/7 on /pol/ baking divisive threads.

>>518858136
I would.

>>518861632
Honestly living in America has taught me why ancient aryans were warlords and at war with everyone. It’s easy to see that is the only way they would have left them alone. I base that on watching the behavior of all of our racial enemies today.

>>518857905
https://nypost.com/2024/09/25/lifestyle/harvard-medical-student-nick-norwitz-ate-720-eggs-in-a-month-and-cholesterol-levels-dropped/
Try again faggot.

>>518857526 (OP)
based im only at half his powerlevel

>>518871306
dont entertain retards, "high" cholesterol is good for you

>>518857526 (OP)
I like mine soft boiled. I eat 2-3 a day

>>518857905
>cholesterol
>eggs
LMAO, I bet you think dietary cholesterol is the cholesterol in your body
Just fucking excercise dumbass

>>518857905
Oh no he died at 70 fucking years it's a shame he didn't die at 120 as a decrepit mummy....

>>518857828
Your yolk really cracked me up.

>>518857587

Based cholesterol maxxing uncle.
I bet his bog was always blocked though.

>>518857526 (OP)
I eat 36 but it's all I eat all day

>>518857526 (OP)
When i was at my peak i ate 6-8 eggs a day.

>>518857526 (OP)
If eating eggs makes me a Nazi, then Sieg Fucking Heil.

>>518857526 (OP)
>12 eggs a day

Kek

Won't live to be 40

>>518872181
Here, lemme help you out chief.

>>518857931
Slowly cooked is best for nutrients

>>518857526 (OP)
eggs are very healthy if some random person on twitter wants to call me a nazi for eating them I don't care

4.07671232877

4.07671232877 X 365 = 1488

>>518857923
I'm eating eggs right now as I laugh at you and your inability to do anything about it.

>>518858197
newfags/election tourists don't understand this reference

>>518857587
I remember Uncle friederisch fondly. It's ineggquitable to discriminate on your food choices. I hope they get ova it soon

>>518873362
It's for the best anon. The further into the future we go the easier it will be to identify one another.

>>518857526 (OP)
Found out you can just air fry eggs this week, i assumed they'd just explode or some shit but they turn out fine

>>518858465
fat tranny

>>518857905
he's more likely to die from the heavy metals contaminating the spices

>>518857526 (OP)
You dont have to eat any as long as you are a TI
But that means realizing why people are the true enemy as they're doing most of the heavy lifting for our dystopia which kind of just destroys the whole Nazi concept.
Irony

>>518873839
>air fry eggs
Wait, really? That’s fucking awesome.

>>518857526 (OP)
Eight eggs. It always happens the same way every time. I tell myself six eggs only no more! And then before the pan cools I simply must crack *sizzle* another two.

I gently break the yolk, to cook it solid. I use the yolks like a spread and gulp down the whites sometimes in other fashions.

What came first. The chicken or th- I did. I came first. You aren’t you when your hungry.

>>518857526 (OP)
Probably over 2. I eat just 2 though, but pair it with bacon for my breakfast which adds additional nazi factor to push me over the edge.

>>518857526 (OP)
do u want some eggs with your pepper hehe

>>518858080
hi fattie
900 quality calories and vitamins in morning
not hungry until supper
but stay fat bro

>>518857526 (OP)
me at 181cm, i found my sweetspot at 3-4 eggs a day
eating mostly chicken through the week
eating meat during weekends and whenever i feel fatigue

tbf i prefer just doing pancakes with better alternativs than only flour + 2 bananas for sweetness
in other words, kind of like banana bread + added protein content

>>518859372
bingo

>>518857526 (OP)
eggz+deenz is the way

>>518857905
>believing the medical narritive
Bet youre on your 16th covid dose

>>518857526 (OP)
looks delicious but they dumped fucking seasoning on that shit which adds way more salt and other BS

>>518873839
how is this accomplished? my air fryer has vents on the bottom so a cracked egg would seep right through

>>518857526 (OP)
Wow he must be a really fat fuck. Many such cases.

>>518870549
All that matters is price and duck eggs are far more expensive than chicken eggs.
>But duck eggs are bigger!
Literally just eat two chicken eggs holy shit.

>>518859731
The only good thing between bong culture and belgium culture is their founders the netherlands and frisia

>>518860378
>t.malding kike

>>518858188
The problem is they chemically altered meat as well. Both by feeding cows and pigs hormones so they grow fat - and by tumbling the meat in saline and other crap so it gains weight before selling it.
Even in Germany, where food is supposedly protected by high standards, meat doesnt taste like wild meat.

In the Netherlands you are no longer allowed to kill your own deer, sheep, pigs, or cows.

>>518857923
>another kike malding.

>>518857526 (OP)
crypto yid here, i eat 6 eggs, hashbrowns, and bagels for breakfast a lot. I just load up my kikel with everything and go to town. I also like making veg skillets. Overall, eggs are great.

>>518876689
I keep a small flock of ducks, I don't keep chickens.
More yummy duck eggs for me.

take the duck pill.

>>518857526 (OP)
Eggs are only $2/dozen again in grocery stores. Not the $1/dozen they used to be back in 2020 but a hell of a lot better than the $9/dozen they were under Biden.

>>518857905
Wait a minute what if animals evolved some sort of complex enzyme and filtration system to regulate every chemical in their body including blood solutes and cholesterol spikes are only transitory and everyone dies at the same age regardless of diet in long term studies because youre genetics dont give a shit if you make it past 65

>>518860594
We get it, you depend on servants to do all your work for you.

>>518857587
Was he roughly the size of a barge?

>>518857526 (OP)
This guy is the biggest Faggot on Twitter,

>>518877790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR4opjMMTB8

>>518858548
My favourite way to make eggs is to bake them in a bell pepper in pyrex bowl with bacon on top of a bed of thin sliced dollar potatoes also some tomato and jalapenos.in there

>>518876689
Well ideally you could raise your own ducks, but they're notoriously messy and are semiaquatic. They can't eat dry food without choking, so they have to mix their food with water to swallow it, but they also need a source of clean water to bathe that is deep enough to submerge their heads to clear their nostrils. They also don't make nests like chickens, and prefer to hide their eggs in different spots around their environment.

>>518857905
Anyone telling you that any whole foods are going to kill you prematurely is an utter retard, including you. Literally 0 people have ever died prematurely from eating whole foods throughout all of human history. This includes meat, eggs, milk, vegetables, fruit, etc.

>i don't eat red meat, it's bad for you!
>i don't eat fruit, they're bad for you!
>i don't eat eggs, they're bad for you!
Ok, faggot retard, enjoy your soda, potato chips, and protein cookies.

>>518866378
Fuckoff kike I wasn’t even talking to you
>>518865928
Same. Not interested in endless shitskin seething and acting like animals trying to fight each other

>>518878143
You should go on a 100 percent fried bacon diet then and show those liberal wacko vegetarians how it’s really done

>>518857526 (OP)
Nigger

>>518857905
What did you say, you little shit? I'll have you know that I graduated top of my English class, and I can argumentatively run circles around you, and intellectually play with you like a cat plays with a mouse. Oh, and BY THE WAY, you spelled "P-O-E-T-R-Y" wrong, you fucking dumb ass! That makes your WHOLE argument invalid! Your comment is disregarded.

>>518857526 (OP)
I'm roughly the size of a barge.