Thread 518858082

Take the sperm bank pill lads. Make as many genetic versions of yourself as you can and let some rich parents pay to raise YOUR offspring.

Sperm banks allow you to cuckold other families, never having to meet them, and in some areas, even get paid for it. Have at least 10 children this way then focus on yourself and be free of the trap society tries to snare you in.

I've 4 children this way myself. I figure 10 kids, 10 different families, 50% my genes, at least one is going to turn out good. And the best part, I can just do whatever I want while the diaper changing, expensive school fees and other dramas are: Not. My. Problem.

>>518858082 (OP)
nigger nigger pepperoni

>>518858082 (OP)
My genetics are mid af tho.
Why would rich people want my genes?

>>518858212
You seem depressed bro.

>>518858082 (OP)
Based but how am I going to make sure they don't turn s_o_y? They could be adopted by a pair of faggots or lesbians.

>>518858677
>faggots need sperm donated
uhh bro? and lesbians have one of their gay friends donate usually.
Only wealthy people can afford sperm banks and IVF shit so they will be middle class at worst. Do it all over and the chances one of the kids comes out a winner is better. Maybe better than if you tried on your own with just one or two. It's a numbers game.
Also, one last point is that most kids rebel against parents when they become teenagers. Strict red pilled dads make basedlibs and weak beta parents often make right wingers. So there is a greater chance the cuck betas buying cum at a sperm bank will raise a BEAST compared to a /pol/lack imo.
Fault the logic bro.

>>518858082 (OP)
Offspring is overrated. Each descendent generation shares 50% less dna of its predecessor. In 10 generations, your descendents will share as much common dna with you as an average person on the street. The only true valuable legacy is in the dynastic estate and family name, which obviously only 1% of the population get to have.

>>518858082 (OP)
I'm not sharing my Alien hybrid dna with some fucking plebs, + they'll probably submit their DNA to some Jew DNA database later and expose me

>>518859259
Sure but if you did want kids, you could do my method and focus the rest of your money and time on your method. Win win.
>>518859308
Just live in the woods like Uncle Ted then if you are that schizo. How are you using the internet if you are this noided bro? Think for a second.

>>518858082 (OP)

Whores will use your sperm to make babies to sell to gays as sex slaves.

>>518858082 (OP)
first of all: IV means 90% of your kids (embroys) get destroyed
and second of all, ask yourself a question, what's in demand? 120IQ+, higher education, white, 6.0+ tall. Does such a man need to go to sperm bank? no. What percentage of white men is that? I'm guessing 1%. Out of the people reading this thread nearly no one qualifies.
>inb4
actually I do, but I've got ADHD, so that's probably a major no no for sperm banks as well

>>518859528
nah. those sperm bag places are expensive and screen couples with heaps of tests. this is cope

>>518859660
never know til u try man. i think theres heaps of guys who are either too poor but otherwise smart because of the current economy to have a wife and kid. or they got divorce raped or have a wife that doesnt want kids and who wants to be a girl boss forever. this is a good idea.

>>518859660
And thinking more about this, if you did have some kind of genetic problem, the sperm bank will screen and tell you. That would let you move on from ever wanting kids and focusing on other things in life, rather than having it flit about in the back of your mind as a "what if", when it was over from the start. Good to go check.

>>518859308
I didn't know there were mexicans in New Zealand. Your dad really fucked up in crossing the border.

Is this a fetish? LOL, because if it is I officially have it.
Good luck with your kinky stuff OP, whatever the goal is.

>>518859852
my main issue with it is moral. I'm Catholic. I'm not ok with embryo destroying.

>>518860184
if your wife was confirmed to have a down syndrome child, would you abort? how about if it was a rape baby from another man? sometimes death is mercy

>>518860184
that's womens embryos. men have sperm bro. we destroy like a trillion every day when we coom. no worries

>>518860285
What are you even talking about. Do you know how IV works? They destroy unneeded ones. Nothing wrong with them
>>518860301
come on, dude. They really let you propagate your genes when you're this dumb? This is not how it works.

>>518860184
also, even if like 20% of /pol/cels are genetically damaged freaks or have moral dramas, the other 80% might not have thought of this idea and start spreading their hopefully white genes everywhere. trust me the average family going to a sperm bank are racist as hell even if they pretend to be libshit normies, they want white babies.

>>518860358
it is how it works. u deposit sperm. after that it's up to God to decide how its used and who it goes to. have FAITH bro

>>518860403
no, you have the knowledge of what they're gonna do with it. If you really had 4 kids out of it, definitely like 20 fertilized eggs with your sperm got destroyed. That's 20 human beings blasted in a jewish scheme

>>518858082 (OP)
They don't tell you they used your jizz for a baby retard. You're childless.

>>518860466
God wants more white kids to be saved bro. They aren't being born with this negative attitude of yours.

>>518860470
They do in Aus actually. They have to.

>>518860470
And even if they didn't, you have more chance of having kids than playing your gay little video games at home and seeing NO women. Be honest bro.

>>518858082 (OP)
Hope this is photoshopped cause those guys are disgusting looking.

Have you checked the requirements at all?
>No genetic defects
>5'10+
>University degree etc.
Just to accept a test sample. They also have to survive freezing and thawing. If not, you are out.
And if you pass all that, now your samples wait to be picked, among others... And guess what requirements women have...

Thats worse odds than a dating app. Unless you are already some chad, of course.

>>518858082 (OP)
Cuck behaviour, having your family gaken away

>>518858082 (OP)
I have a proper son with a loving wife and a second one soon to come. I am sorry you have to resort to such extremes just to pass down your genes

You can't just donate sperm as a normal man. You have to be very tall, have perfect health and high IQ. Even shit like having myopia disqualify you.

While siring children like some kind of stud horse does satisfy some part of me, I still want to be an actual father to my children. There's no real replacement for fatherhood (yet) and it's something only I can provide as a man to my children. In a way, providing sperm to women to raise my children in single mother households is like aborting them to purgatory. They will be born into a miserable life more likely to go to prison than to college.

>>518858082 (OP)
Based

>>518858677
>uhhmaaayzing
Based Jesse

>>518858082 (OP)
1) Unless you’re a 6’5 aryan god with 3 phd nobody is going to pick your seed
2) you’re kid will most likely end up being raised (abused) by a lesbian couple

>>518860868
literal opposite if you know what a cuckoo bird is. you sound scared bro

>>518859259
>Each descendent generation shares 50% less dna of its predecessor
but the Y chromosome remains 100%. That is way boys inherit the world.

>>518860797
No such thing and the screening varies per state and its free. you might know if you have any defects. and if you do, you at least know and will give up on the BS dream of having kids another way right? nothing to lose

>>518861011
thats good bro. have 3 at least. 1 for u, 1 for wife and 1 for country. ill have 10, at least.

>>518861131
you can still do that later and this now, in case that shit doesn't work out. this is not mutually exclusive at all.

>>518861061
untrue. and remember you can even donate as a tourist in many places on holiday.

>>518858082 (OP)
idk man those dudes look kinda wrong

>>518861219
based knower. this is booming. dont miss out

>>518861219
i thought about doing this because, putting up with women is an awful deal t. blonde 6'4 mildly wealthy

>>518861419
nah ur just being negative and lesbians have queer community which is full of trannies and fags to give them sperm for free and act as their "god father" bs. be real and stop being a scared bitch bro

>>518861446
yep. knower

>>518861561
the world needs you. look into it. really.

>>518861474
>No such thing

What do you fucking mean, no such thing?
Besides, just being short/farsighted is a genetic defect.

>>518858082 (OP)
>Take the sperm bank pill lads. Make as many genetic versions of yourself as you can and let some rich parents pay to raise YOUR offspring.
>Sperm banks allow you to cuckold other families, never having to meet them, and in some areas, even get paid for it. Have at least 10 children this way then focus on yourself and be free of the trap society tries to snare you in.
funny

>I've 4 children this way myself. I figure 10 kids, 10 different families, 50% my genes, at least one is going to turn out good. And the best part, I can just do whatever I want while the diaper changing, expensive school fees and other dramas are: Not. My. Problem.
completely unbelievable. the sperm bank would never let you know that information

the top was funny though

>>518858082 (OP)
>I've 4 children this way myself.
they don't tell you when your sperm is "chosen" you LARPing nigger