Thread 518858524

When europeans landed.
Taller, more handsome, godlike with their technology and horses. Not a single male you know can even compete.
Imagine a woman mind when she sees this. It was over immediately they were on a mission and her pussy was leading her. Our boys and their boys never stood a chance.

>>518858524 (OP)
I'm Jewish and my dad molested my mettwurst

>>518858728
I am german and I was fucking your mom while your dad was touching your willy

The only thing Germany colonized was some shitty pacific islands and Britain and France's sloppy seconds from Africa.

We Anglos are the master race.

You forgot to add in how much more beautiful we are. Imagine being some african bush niggerette and seeing these beautiful godlike being land who have noses and lips that don’t take up half their face and they actually have frontal lobes so they don’t have sloped monkey skulls. Then imagine how much more impactful this would be on abbos who look like orcs mixed with a raisin.

>>518858900
Germans colonized large parts of North America

>>518858873
OY VEY!

>>518858900
I envy you. All that native pussy...except Australia though. Imagine abbo women chasing your dick eeew

Are Germans usually this gay?

>>518858524 (OP)
They didn't look like this at all. They looked like ugly half-monkeys

>>518859155
After 8 weeks on a ship they definitely looked like this.

>>518859155
Nope, they were hot, read first hand accounts

>>518859076
They are more

>>518859051
*Bang say
*Bang sorry

>>518859556
Plap plap
Plap plap
Haaaaaauuugh

>>518859367
> be australian colonist
> ...

>>518859076
Not at all, usually it's much worse.

>>518858873
Your dad fucks you in your sleep

>>518859076
This is less gay than normal compared to the average kraut.

>>518858909
The way you tell that beautiful story I feel like I was there, anon

>>518859051
Native women really aren't that great, krautbro. You can cherrypick hotties of any race, even niggers, but overall the situation is pretty grim with goblinas.

>>518858900
you *nlgos are worse than jews
Iberians are the master race, nigger

>>518858524 (OP)
They didn't look like that you dumb white bpoody. She is a model posing for a photo. Whites sure love falling for Jew produced ideals of the past.

>>518859367
Bro these guys were sitting on boats for months, they would fuck a knothole in a tree. Plus they're pretty swarthy themselves if you know what I'm saying. Meds fuck anything, as Brazil proves.

>>518859623
I took a trip up a tributary river of the Amazon to trade with some native tribe and they were actually still doing the whole topless thing. They had bottoms on but all the women had their tits out, even the teens. They did some kind of dance to welcome me so they were flopping around too. It was pretty cash, something tells me you would have liked it.

Women go naked, and though libidinous, as I said [earlier], they are
so beautiful and well-formed, and it seemed amazing to us that, among those we saw, none was noticeable
her breasts; and those who had already given birth, by The Shape of the womb and its contraction,
they differed not from the virgins, and resembled them in other parts of the body, than by
decency ceased to occupy me; but when they could deal with our Christians, impelled
they had not the least desire...]

Mundus Novus, Americo Vespucci. He wrote this when he came to Brazil.

>>518858524 (OP)
>Tall
I don't think you've met portuguese men

>>518858524 (OP)

Yet im a pathetic incel dysgenic subhuman.

Uncontacted natives look something like this...

Sailors in the Pacific wrote about how when the native women saw the boats pull up they would swim out to them and there were orgies on the decks.

>>518863637
yeah, thats why that group is uncontacted. You walk right past that group to find more honeys.

>>518861830
Yea, im a manlet. But im handsome and i have a big cock so the huehue women love me

>>518864035
Only incels think height matters that much, its their version of niggas muh dick
Im 5'7 and body count is triple digits.
All about real confidence, a good cock helps.
Sadly most confuse confidence with cringe performative manliness, women can smell that like a stink

someone post that picture of the spanish coomer and the niggerdigenous woman

I think you have a wrong idea of how a man looks after 50 days on sea in the middle ages

>>518858524 (OP)
yea we know these dumb cunts instantly fucked over their own men. there were just a handfull of good women who didnt want to fuck the white niggers.

with women you can only lose, men who want to be women are insane.

>>518864223
ok boomer
there's a thing called height filters now

>>518859972
My dad tucks me in to sleep

what did it do to them. theyre dont exist anymore. just 500 people. this is what will happen to all of you aswell, because women are evil and we must invent a way to make souled babies without them, no matter the cost.

>>518859673
Kek

>>518858524 (OP)
It's actually insane how the natives just gave their daughters to the Conquistadors and they went with it no questions asked. There's no accounts of them being distressed or committing suicide over it.
They were like: yeah sure let me just go with these strangers who's language I don't even know. Insane period in human history, but also more exciting than today. Too bad I'd have died of diarrhea or some shit on the way to South America probably lmao, some people had a shit fate.

>>518859367
>sailors who just spent months at sea and are drunk most the time

>>518859367
they were bullshitting to make themselves look good

>>518858524 (OP)
most womens fetish is skin color because its the least creative most basic one there is and most women lack creativity so there ya go

>>518858900
ackshually, while the state did little colonizing, there were quite a lot of adventurer bands searching for el dorado in the jungles, and half of the white us is attributable to the central european entity formerly known as germany
also a multitude of ethnic cleansings since the middle ages alone make it look less plausible from toda'ys perspective
anyway, everybody who mattered since the fall of western rome can more or less considered germanic. a small region of fucking denmark just kept spawning barbarians who earlier were hamstrung by the whole of earth not having developed technology to multiply nordics in their natural habitat conditions

>>518858524 (OP)
In reality, Europeans were
>shorter
>malnourished on gruel
>sickly
>dysgenic

Native men manhandled early Europeans. The Tlaxcalans dominated Cortez to the point he was literally crying in fear. The only reason Europeans won out was because native tribes took the opportunity to war against each other.

>>518859155
How would you know? We can assume that all of the hottest squaws were bleached and their descendants became spics. The ugly natives still left in spic countries were the ones that were too ugly for the conquistadors to fuck. Considering how hot some latinas are I can totally believe that some of the top native women did look the one in the OP.

>>518861165
lmaaaaaaaooooooo comrade
you just proved my point with that fag shit
top kek nigger

>>518863637
why cant primitive tribes where they all walk naked have women with porn bodies
its not fucking fair

>>518865926
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Holy fucking cope corn nigger
You dont even speak your people's language because euros made it irrelevant

>>518864806
Anon, this is the incel fantasy thread.

>>518864223
I completely agree. Just be interesting and funny and they will throw themselves at you. Women REALLY like it when you make them laugh for some reason.
>3 digits
Damn king, and i thought I was playboy. Im probably at around 30 to 40, stopped counting ages ago

>>518858524 (OP)
yes but they were Med BVLLS and not sissy Germanic cucks
every women obeys to Mediterranean men so it was natural for them to fall for Spanish and Italian chads arriving on that boat

>>518858524 (OP)
Yea I'm sorry but this is a larp anon. The average native back then was a Goblina, short, stumpy, shaped like a fridge and rough hands from making bows and arrows all day. It's very possible the European would have just killed both the Native man and woman, and ended fucking the baby instead. We're talking 1600s white men here. Let's keep it a buck.

>>518859367
Yeah that description was written by men who just spent nearly a year at sea, with Gomez the boatswains hairy mantits being the closest thing to a female body part in view. Also no porn.
Ever wonder why sailing ships figureheads were often naked well titted women? Only thing to jerk off material these guys had on their voyage.

>>518860278
>I took a trip up a tributary river of the Amazon to trade with some native tribe


How did you land that job, sounds very cool. Story time?

>>518867532
Our women are bitches. Not whores, bitches. Very controling, fucked in the head but also very loving and traditional (comparing to other western women)
They are also beautiful in their majority
Med women will take your heart and treat it lovingly and caringly but if you make a mistake they will absolutely destroy your life. I will always take the gamble, I love Med women, they may not be perfect, but they are ours

>>518867849
I met a Portuguese chick a few weeks back, we fucked and now I'm seeing her somewhat regularly.
Any tips? She seems very nice.

>>518867501
women laugh at men they are attracted to, not the other way around.

>>518858524 (OP)
They were filthy, covered in hair and disease, and had the cultural standards of cave dwellers.
>The only people depraved enough to fuck them were the French, Spanish, and Portugese. It wasn't much of a change from their own women so they felt right at home.

>>518858524 (OP)
>Hairy, smelly, rotten toothed, bow legged from rickets, hobo looking motherfuckers in frilly gay shirts step off a ship where they haven't bathed in months
I'm sure they were as popular as fob jeets are in the west

Now imagine if they were some prime twinks you ever think about that??

>>518864831
They were just looking for the original 6 6 6 rule of modern dating.
Ship with at least 6 sails.
Carrying at least 6 barrels of rum.
And sailors with at least 6 months back pay owed to them.

>>518859155
weren't the "ugly" ones basically given to the spaniards because the injuns thought buck teeth and monobrows were what made a woman hot?
>>518859972
no my dad fucks YOU in my sleep

>>518867976
Tell her its over once she stops waxing her neck, shoulders, arms, back, ass, legs, and feet.

>>518867290
That unfortunate leg mole

>>518859076
The correct term is bisegsual.

>>518858524 (OP)
>taller
colonial era Europeans were midges

>>518860278
yeah our tits aren't sexual parts lol

>>518859076
The ones who find their way here are

>>518859076
bit like asking, why the americans who run hollywood would create such awfully woke movies, instead of uplifting beauty. think, buddy, who could it beee now. and yeah, pls nuke us. we're beyond repair. so are you.