Thread 518860105

The asteroid has CHANGED COURSE and will strike the moon in 2032. NASA is considering NUKING THE CITY-KILLER ASTEROID. If you live on red line, expect debris to fall on your city.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iUY7OzLvXM

Please let it hit India please let it hit India

>>518860171
imagine the pooclear winter

>>518860171
Right. Destroy New Delhi.

>>518860105 (OP)
Noooooo not Bogota from Tony Hawk's Underground 2

Trips and Dhaka goes, quads and it's Mumbai.
Rolling.

Digits and it hits Mumbai.

>>518860105 (OP)

I hope it lands right on top of me.

Saarmageddon

>>518860227
>pooclear

>>518860105 (OP)
wtf it was supposed to wipe out India. god has forsaken us.

>>518860171
i believe literally everybody was thinking this

>>518860105 (OP)
>India
Yes please, I dont care if I die if that means india disappears

>>518861106
i hope it lands on top of this guy if he's a jeet

>>518860105 (OP)
>muttard sensation ((((news))))
post a real source nigga

>>518862184
Or a nigger
Or a kike

>>518860105 (OP)
Based Mr Clean asteroid

>>518860105 (OP)
This is one of many, the next few years are full of these fucking things. Why do you think the rich faggots have been building all of those bunkers down here? What do you think the big esoteric 'secret' the free masons hold is? The earth runs through a meteor field every couple hundred years and its an actual fucking gamble each time. Best case scenario we'll have a minor famine, worst case repeat of what the dinosaurs got. This is why all of these jews like avi loeb are talking about fucking alien motherships and shit. Good luck bros.
https://www.youtube.com/@staticintheattic1984

oh yeah, 2024YR4...
insignificant chance and only localized damage

>>518860227
Oh shit.

>>518862271
fair point, and yes

>>518860171
Now you know why Indians have been allowed to spread. I've been trying to tell people this on pol and X for a couple of years now. They're trying to save them because 80% chance it hits India.

>>518862534
That's one. 2029 - 2034 we're going to be passing thousands of these objects.

>>518860171
PLEASE!!!

>>518862979
you know what a Malthusian event is? technically this is the earth righting itself. like sending a tsunami over the beaches to wash them away like last time

>>518860105 (OP)
TND

>>518861067
>Digits and it hits Mumbai.
I need to help you, see em coming

>>518862979
Ignorant people always trying to subvert God's will.
(this is actually the other one, there's 2 that might hit India that we know of, they tend toward the equatorial line for obvious reasons)

uhhh and what's with the Artemis 2 mission?

>>518860105 (OP)
who the fuck is jasonA
"When asteroid 2024 YR4 was first discovered, it was thought the asteroid had a very small chance of impacting Earth on Dec. 22, 2032. After more observations, NASA has concluded the object poses no significant impact risk to Earth in 2032 and beyond. " -NASA
4.3% chance to hit the moon
give me an actual happening next time fag

>>518860105 (OP)
rolling for direct mumbai hit

>>518860105 (OP)
>The asteroid has CHANGED COURSE
I guess the front fell off?

>means kys dumbass

>>518860171
It would better if it would hit the ocean between Africa and India creating a gigantic tsunami washing over Indian subcontinent and eastern Africa

>>518860961
They made a city based on a video game level? Wtf

>>518862052
Do you not know where Mumbai is

>>518862492
the taurus meteor shower

>>518863688
This is approximately every 200-220 years. All of the civilizational collapses/famines etc. coincide roughly more or less with this. The Sahara was green as recently as the 14th century.

>>518860227
Pyroclastic poo clouds incinerating all in its path.

>>518860961
The asteroid is going to crook the moon

>>518860105 (OP)
Based red line. Just let the asteroid do its thing.

>>518860227
It would be a legit dirty bomb

>>518860105 (OP)
Oh, noooo, not the shitskin megacities.

>>518860105 (OP)
What the hell is this schizo youtube channel lmao, just check his videos

>>518860171
It will and theyve known this for a while. Why do you think theres a massive push to import anyone with any sort of skill from india

>>518860105 (OP)
Nothing ever happens all in

>>518860888
Jeet annihilation

>>518860227
There will be nothing clear about it.

>>518863600
yes but let's not get greedy. i would settle for the complete annihilation of India via meteor

>>518860105 (OP)
haha, the entire line is across brownoid dwellings. nuke away!

>>518861872
Deepimpak

>>518867973
Jeet Impact

>>518860105 (OP)
what'll happen to us if it takes the lunar brain bank cities out?

>>518862979
I have also been suspecting this
I was thinking they were letting them in, making us send them back (to thier deaths) and then they'd use that against trump or something

Rolling for it to hit panama canal

>>518860105 (OP)
I am a believer

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? ARE THE AYYS HERE ALREADY?
IS THIS ASTEROID A COVER UP SO THE AYYS MOTHERSHIP CAN LAND UNDETECTED?
JESUS FUCK LOOK AT THIS FUCKING SKINSUIT

>>518860105 (OP)
Aliens want to move in. But they need to evict previous tenants first.

I really, really, really hope it hits india and kills all the poojeets. I wish there was a way for all the poos to die but all the animals to be left unharmed, there are jeet killing elephants over there that need to be protected at all costs

>>518860227
Hey man ease up, that'd be a shitty time for everybody

>>518860105 (OP)
>indian government directs all indians to face down ass up to the sky and fart for thier lives
>the volume causes enough ionization when it gets into space to change the course of the asteroid which destroys the united states instead
>indians celebrating total timmy death are all frozen solid 6 months later as earth begins its journey out of the solar system

>>518860888
>Right. Destroy New Delhi.
I got Bombay in the office pool.

>>518870213
After all the poos are dead, how long do you think it will take to clean up india and actually make it a livable place. How much shit and filth will have to he picked up

>>518860171
Right on the Indian-Chinese border please

>>518870399
I think we won't clean up India. More likely that there's a giant poosplosion that kills all intelligent life on the planet. Then the aylmaos arrive at their leisure.

>>518870399
There'll be indian plastic in our balls 10,000 years from now if we killed them all today

>>518860105 (OP)
I hope the moon ducks and asteroid 2024YR4 hits me in the head.

>>518860171
Rolling for pooimpact

>>518860105 (OP)
Damn, missed a few spots

>>518860105 (OP)
>If you live on red line, expect debris to fall on your city.

Perfect

Here’s the thing:

The asteroid scare is coming, much like the climate scare and pandemic scare.

They will 100% say that it will be impacting India and use that as a crutch to flood every country with the 1.6 billion jeet automatons.

>>518873114
ai generated footage of screaming children fleeing a crater will be used to justify the millions of fighting age men being sent to white countries

>>518873259
Oh no, the needful astroid migration will happen years before “impact”.

>>518860105 (OP)
Bombay will be destroyed

It’s called Astrojeet theory.

Every country will be expected to take in their fair share of the 1.6 billion jeets, years before the (((impact date))).

>>518860227
damn it lol

THANK
FUCKING
GOD

>>518870399
1 generation per texas size parcel of land if you get 100,000 proper settlers, millions of tyvek jumpsuits and respirators, and thousands of dozers/excavators/backhoes to dig the mass graves and shove the dead poos into lime filled holes. i'd happily bury masses of dead poos for years at a time if i get a couple of tens of thousand acres for doing it, it's not much different from burning shit in half of a steel drum w/kerosene

>>518863661
>Do you not know where Mumbai is
no who's that?

>>518860105 (OP)
How is Khartoum this time of year

>>518870642
naah, even a 1 mile wide asteroid wouldn't end us all, just cook off a good chunk of the ozone for a couple 5-10 years and make 8.0+ earthquakes fire off all around the worlds faultlines for a day or 2

>>518863661
no but i know where bombay is, right next to burma

>>518868049
Pootastrophic

>>518873841
It was always going to be India.
Every time NASA needs funding they threaten this. We just went through it last year.
Guess where they threatened?

They’re prepping us to take in the billion streetshitters that are going to be moved out of the (((impact zone)))

>>518863184
>obvious reasons
bc that’s where browner people live?

>>518860105 (OP)
Not my problem

>>518874905
>Not my problem
You're right. They'll all move to Canada, and Musk will move to Canada to leech off their brilliance and work ethic.