Thread 518875949

Home Depot Is Offering Free Certifications in the Trades
>sources.
https://atlantafi.com/home-depot-free-certifications/amp/

https://www.pathtopro.com/find-jobs/?gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=21338738323&gbraid=0AAAAADDPrtn2HJO7BiOTOIgQNRcC-tfa6&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIlPu-pvmjkAMVOfLjBx0C4x-4EAAYASAAEgI_JfD_BwE

>>518875949 (OP)
Good. Real jobs for real people.

>>518875949 (OP)
Why would I work on my knees in a trade like a cuck when I can sit at home on my laptop making $185,000 USD remotely with 0 expenses related to driving, gas, clothes, etc just with an engineering degree? And live in a LCOL in the woods with my wife and kid. I guess it's because I am a superior Asian?

White people are so braindead and useless they can only work with their hands to make money lmfao. Enjoy bringing sweat shop jobs back to the US, you inbred cow-fucking smegmaskin rednecks XD

Your life is worth nothing to modern America you literal unloved slaves

>>518876366
AI will have your job soon enough.

>>518876366
You're so cool and you won the game of life. Wow

>>518876753
You clearly have no idea how AI works. It's smart enough to fool low IQ smegmaskin boomers like you, but not even remotely smart enough to create like Asian engineers do. And never will. Keep coping, China won.
>>518877257
Drink bleach, nazi

>>518877257
sounds like he's got a good thing going, but winning in my opinion is reaching the point where you no longer need to work to maintain your lifestyle for the duration of your life.

>>518875949 (OP)
Job corps does that too

Fuck dude I wasted 4 years in apprenticeship getting my card when I could have just been unlicenced this whole time!

>>518876366
I'm a Jap and I work with my hands. It's satisfying but not very remunerative. Being Jap and working for Khmers feels like some sort of racial status inversion, but they treat me well and I'm not very status-driven, so fuck it

>>518875949 (OP)
>Home Depot Is Offering Free Certifications in the Trades
I bet they're slurping up state employment training grants.

>>518877936
People think you should be raped.
Then your daughters should be lined up infront of you and

>>518875949 (OP)
Bump. This isn't a "real" cert but really it's perfect for an awful lot of people here.

>>518875949 (OP)
Nice

>>518878239
Thanks I guess?

>>518875949 (OP)
This is unironically great.

>>518876366
You eat shit hahahaha

>>518876185
Thats a terrifying thought

>>518875949 (OP)
Boomers really want an economy where their grandchildren live ten to a house and take turns plumbing their landlord's toilet.

>>518876044
picrelated


>>518878029
This, or it's just a gimmick to get people to buy some tools.

>>518875949 (OP)
>>518876044
>>518876185
Sounds like a pretty sweet deal kike. Why don't you try it? We'll be busy running our own universities and hospitals again.

>>518879738
>Boomers really want an economy where their grandchildren live ten to a house and take turns plumbing their landlord's toilet.

They ain't seen nothing yet

>>518876366
People will fall for this bait

>>518875949 (OP)
Based

>>518880779
What if he real working in it guy?

>>518877876
>when I could have just been unlicenced this whole time!
This except unironically, as long as you are starting with small non-corporate work. As you gain experience and start to take on bigger work with bigger risks and more paperwork, then you should get licenced. Household handyman shit should be done with no paperwork and paid in cash only, and as long as you aren't a fuckup you won't run into problems

>>518875949 (OP)
That's not a bad thing offering free trades certifications. Its not like Oracle or OpenAI is going to hire you at the data center.

>>518880643
It's missing the panel where he starts to eat the dead donkey

>>518876044
it's going to be 90% jeets who can't scam their way to a cubicle or gas station
anything "free" will be raped to death by jeets and niggers

>>518876366
>us Asians are superior!
>that's why I moved to a non-Asian country and got a job with a non-Asian company

>>518879738
>a gimmick.
Hi!
Home Depot Certified electrician here.
We're in the area doing some work and thought you might be interested in our 25% discount for seniors, compared to state certified electricians.

>>518881288
These are all meme ideas and you have no idea how much trade licensure has been fucked by boomers. In many areas, you can't even APPLY for a license until you can prove you've worked under a boomer who already has one for a number of years.

>Household handyman shit should be done with no paperwork and paid in cash only, and as long as you aren't a fuckup you won't run into problems
Something like this can only be done on the side if you still have a normal day job. If you're trying to trying to do this as a primary source of income, the IRS WILL audit you.
>as long as you aren't a fuckup you won't run into problems
Mistakes are inevitable, and if you don't have insurance you're fucked. Of course you can't get insurance with a license...

I can’t believe how many people don’t take the real estate pill. I make 40k a year doing absolutely nothing but showing homes and generating leads, and yeah occasionally selling a home or two. But I also manage a 65+ apartment building and get a free apartment AND a salary. So that’s like 70k/year doing shit. Anybody can do this job.

I even wear suit pajamas…they’re just…amazing. But go break your back for $20/hr….never understood that shit. Every time I see white people doing wetback work it pisses me off. Work smart you fucking faggots.

>>518881874
I very much prefer working with my hands.
This desk job I’ve been doing for like 4 years now makes me want to kill myself

Only saving grace is that I get weekends to go do actual fulfilling work

>>518875949 (OP)
It will be for illegal beaners only and the CEO is jewish.

>>518875949 (OP)
This is for all the illegals who hang out front to get "proper certification"

>>518881766
Lol except that you can't legally run an electrician business without a license, that's supposed to be the whole idea.

At best this a scam to eat up some government funds (as one anon said) or sell some Chinese tools to illegals.
At worst it's just a way to pump the illegal spic gig economy.

>>518876366
I like what I do desu. I work with my hands and make just under 6 figures in a low col state. I drive around in a work van, have a work phone, all expenses paid for and I take them home. I work alone with no micromanaging, and have a dynamic work environment. I run my own schedule and take breaks whenever I want. What’s not to like about it?

>>518882120
You can work with your hands in the real estate business. I simply choose not to. A friend of mine works with a contractor and puts sweat equity into people’s homes and also buys and flips foreclosures. He makes like a million dollars a year but has a bit of a womanizing problem. I’m a little more chilled out. But you can absolutely get your hands dirty in this line of work.

>>518875949 (OP)
Leftists
>NOOO FUCK AI ITS GOING TO TAKE ALL THE JOBS ITS GOING TI ENSLAVE US WE’RE DOOMED
Also leftists
>NOOOOO I DONT WANT TO WORK A TRADE JOB YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I MAJORED IN ETHICAL PRE-INDIGENOUS HERSTORY WITH A MINOR IN PRE COLONIALIST SCULPTING AND DEGENDERED ARCHITECTURE I HAVE TO CHANGE THE WORLLLDDDD

>>518875949 (OP)
> Available in English and Spanish

>>518883032
Can you describe what it takes to get into the field? How long to get into a good rhythm, and what the workload is like?

I’m in IT and I kinda fkn hate it now. The cloud is gay and the internet is broken. Couple that with people still being retarded and I spend all day doing the literal bare minimum work

https://www.pathtopro.com/trade-careers/#welding
>welding 35k -65k a year.

Isn't that low balling welding? I thought the high end of welding jobs would be around 100k a year.

>>518881874
This, the trades are just as kiked as any other field. Get your certifications and what not and you end up working for a company that gives you shit hours and the lowest possible pay just like any other company, the only way to make money in trades is to start your own business, but in order to do that you need to start by undercutting all the big companies that service the major homes and businesses around you and without any experience or references who’s gonna call you to fix their hvac or water heater when they can just call a place like Michael and sons and know it comes with a warranty and at least a somewhat moderate level of quality control.
Trades are still very much a “it’s who you know” field

>>518876366
Not everyone is going to get a six figure remote job, why are you retards unable to comprehend that there are multiple routes to a decent life? Not everyone has the skills or connections to land a job like that. Not everyone wants to work on a computer, some people like being practical. You are the same as people like Andrew Tate going "just be an entrepeneur crypto investor dude". Life is more complicated than that. The trouble is, for people like you it just worked out, and now you can't comprehend that not everyone has the same ladder to success that you did, that not everyone is on that same path.

Also if Asians are so superior and manual jobs are so bad, why are 90% of Chinese working in factories? The sweatshops are staying in Chengdu, Chang.

>>518883746
No one is making 100k walking on to any just b unless you're suckin dick , chief

>>518882632
>At worst it's just a way to pump the illegal spic gig economy.
Americans need to BECOME the illegal spic gig economy. Fuck licensure, fuck (((the system))). It's not like we have rule of law post-2020 anyway

>>518884034
Trades are for good ole boys, you have to be family or a longtime friend of the family to get anything decent. You're unlikely to get in as an outsider and if you do it means they are absolutely desperate for anyone and will run you like a dog as opposed to the people they actually give a fuck about.
Most of them are BS that anyone who isn't actually retarded can learn with a day or two of reading and videos which is why they are gate-kept so hard both by the government and other tradies.

>>518877936
Blue-collar Japanese-American is such a rare combination these days. I've never heard a bad take from one, I've also never met one that also wasn't at least 40 something.

>>518884620
>Americans need to BECOME the illegal spic gig economy.
And with that comes illegal spic wages and illegal spic conditions and illegal spic worker protections
This is the economic side of saying "American needs to become Mexico". Fuck that. America needs to be America. That means both dissolving the boomer gatekeeping licensure system AND expelling the immigrant hordes. And if you doubt the first, one, remember that the boomers will screech about how we need licensure to ensure "safety" and "high standards" while they are the largest employers of both illegals spics and H1B jeets.

>>518877857
Yes, but only for juvenile delinquents.

>>518879738
In my state there are waiting lists to get into trade schools. The thing is that you really have to know someone who owns a business or start your own to even get employed.

>>518875949 (OP)
I've done trades and I've had enough. The work is mind numbing and the people are retarded at best and an active danger to you at worst. I'm ready to work with my brain not my back or hands. The pay sucks and the people claiming to make 6 figures either live in high cost of living areas and/or doing 60+ hours a week. Don't fall for the trades meme unless you are sub 90 IQ.

>>518881547
The company I work for is Japanese though. There are 6700 Japanese companies in the industrial and engineering sector in USA. We dominate. A low IQ smegmaskin cracker like you wouldn't know this because youre a bum. Keep coping.
>>518882979
If you are right wing, drink bleach. If you are libertarian or leftist, then good job. Hope you succeed.
>>518884366
Especially not white pypo. They are low IQ and unskilled. I will call them when my toilet needs plunging LOL.
I only like to rub it in to right wing crackers because they act superior but they are too stupid and lazy to change course. They only know wagecucking because they like to be cucks.
I feel more bad for white leftists and wish them well.
And China is doing well, I just wish they would actually be commies and not LARP while becoming degenerate like US. We shall see if Xi can steer course, still unproven.

>>518877936
1000x more respect for you than some chink keyboard faggot who's gonna be obsolete in 6months
>>518876366
yeah (You)

>>518887419
^low IQ retard who thinks engineering problem solving for massive high risk applications can be replaced by an algorithm that knows how to summarize the results of google searches in mostly correctly predicted word order
Why are whites so stupid lmfao??? They don't even understand how AI works. No wonder Jews, Asians, and Indians run all the big tech firms

>>518875949 (OP)
i'm gonna go to art school
i'm 40
hoping i'll die before i have to pay anything back

>>518887073
>In my state there are waiting lists to get into trade schools.
Yep, they're pushing the "go into the trades, white collar is full" narrative, and blue collar is already full. All they care about is suppressing wages and disenfranchising white Americans. People have started to notice this and so they've come up with the "woke right" term to try and counter it. Trucking is already flooded with illiterate jeets. This last point is excellent proof of the complete hypocrisy of leftoids on even the most fundamental problems. They'll present things like driver's licenses as the most "basic" or "modest" or "common sense" form of government, and then smirk when jeets who can't drive get them. This is ultimately why I agree with the "lolbert" crowed about things like licenses - their opponents don't really believe their own arguments.

Hispanic here. I'm thinking of being a teacher instead. I already have my English degree, and plumbing looks like it will take a minimum of 9 years (5 to become qualified then 4 years of journeyman level experience) to get my contractor's license. That's an awfully long time, and becoming an engineer would take a shit load of time too alongside acquiring a massive debt. That's just the reality I have right now.

>>518876366
"You, too, can be replaced by a microchip."

Not if you're doing something fundamentally unlikely to be.

>>518887725
Unironically based. Anyone who wants a better future MUST pivot out of trades/STEM/etc. and into art/writing/teaching/liberal arts. These fields, not technical work, direct society. Why do you think communists kill of the "soft field" intelligentsia when they take power? They correctly understand that technical fields are politically neutral and impotent and can be repurposed to their own ends (as seen especially in the USSR and PRC). Blue collar boomers gloat they're "real men" while the keep the lights on, the toilets unclogged, and the trains on time so that some tranny can educate the next generation about how he's a fascist.

>>518887653
>"horses will never be replaced!"
>"malls will always be the dominant retail mechanism!"
>insert technologically destroyed industry here
yeah anon youre so right youre such a big brain so wow
dunking on whites much hard
really progressive and liberally minded
would you like me to further point out where you have demonstrated you have zero values or moral substance and are literally a champaign leftist meme?
enjoy your 6 figure salary and blissful ignorance of your bankrupt convictions.

>>518887303
>The company I work for is Japanese though
Maybe your company is, but you come across as Chinese. The chip on your shoulder is immense. I suggest you live with a lot more humility - it will make you happier in the long run. Take that suggestion or not, it's your life.

>>518887725
Don't waste your time.
All the broads are leftist nut jobs. If you're a white male the teachers will single you out and hassle you relentlessly because they are commies with no talent so they teach to hide from the real world and cover the fact they are reject failures at the medium of art.
I mean yeah they have shows...but it's always in galleries owned by their rich pals.

>>518888111
checked and high iq post

>>518888512
yeah i was also thinking an atelier instead

>>518888512
You're thinking in leftist terms and you don't even realize it. Art isn't about making money at some gallery or even making a living. At best that's decorating, and at worst, advertising. Art is about actualizing the inner feeling of the soul, in this case to improve the direction or consciousness of society.

>>518887725
Hmmm.....given how AI is already taking everything and how technology advances faster than most people can adapt......you might actually be better suited going to art school than the trades or other fields. People will want to see authentic real art even if poorly made. The desire to see things made with SOUL and not robo hands will increase dramatically in the future alongside giving a pretty penny for it.

As my brother always said, don't follow the herd. If you do, you'll just fall off the cliff with them.

>>518875949 (OP)
No one is dumb enough to be tied to one company anymore

You employer kikes removed all reasons to tie yourself down to one place, firing employers after years of loyalty, removing benefits, understaffing on purpose

>>518881874
How?
I’ve been in the service industry for 15 years and everyone hops to real estate when they hit burnout, but nobody has explained HOW to me

>>518889080
you have to have rich parents with rich friends to network with to get started.

>>518881874
Literally every thread abou employment:
>don’t bother with a useless degree because you’ll never make $200k a year and you’ll be in debt flipping burgers because that’s the only job out there
>learn to dig trenches and deal with literal human shit instead!
There’s a vast swath of options between those two.

>>518875949 (OP)
Too bad they already fired me for not smiling at boomer coworkers enough. Fuck Homo Depoot

>>518888390
No. Smegmaskins are demonic. They commit genocide in Gaza along with the zios
We are on the right side of history.
Pan-Asia shall prevail

>>518888812
I like the way you presume to tell me about my field. I've worked in this field since roughly 2008. Became a professional working on the top 3 franchises in the collector industry and do very well in commissions. "Art isn't about making money." That's just one of the most assinine comments I hear all the time and it's what losers with no talent say. Or I hear it from losers who don't want to pay for actual quality work.
You want slop...it's cheap. You can't complain when your culture looks, tastes and sounds like shit.
Fast food, shitty architecture , shitty music, lousy entertainment. You deserve it with that attitude "give me something for nothing"
You get what you pay for.

>>518876366
I have a mech engineering degree and could never never find a job. Big companies simply do not hire white males anymore.

>>518889578
You're just butthurt because I'm correct (yeah new id). Look at ANY great piece of art from any culture in history. Do you think the artist was simply motivated by a check? Was the Sistine Chapel painted just to draw tourists to the Vatican gift shop?
>I've worked in this field since roughly 2008
Then you definitely aren't selling art, because no major corporation wants anything that isn't woke slop. Most have moved to AI. You're selling decorations and advertising. Products. At absolute best, mere design.

>>518888970
yep, this is what i was saying with the initial seethe about AI. I still hope it weeded out a lot of the posers

>>518889459
Billionaries are pushing the "just drop out of school!" line because they want better technicians, not thinkers. Universities have become overwhelming infected with leftism, but they still provide one of the only real shots most Americans have and learning how to think. Thus, they must be continually infected while those who aren't leftists must be discouraged from attending. The thing which would most effectively counter cultural Marxism in higher education is based student bodies, so we can't have that.

>>518888260
You are comparing primitive manual technologies and ephemeral business models to highly skilled problem solvers who can consider qualitative variables and externalities that can never be translated/quantified into numbers or even quanta, which is the peak of what all programming, data bases, and machine learning algorithms can be. You whitoids are too low IQ to have a significant presence in those sciences which are creating, advancing, and marketing the very thing you are arguing about.

Do you actually think modern machine learning algorithms will be able to replace engineers, doctors, and advanced computer programmers in our lifetime before someone who can fit pipes and wire circuits? Lmfao, very stupid

>>518890544
>Do you actually think modern machine learning algorithms will be able to replace engineers, doctors, and advanced computer programmers in our lifetime before someone who can fit pipes and wire circuits?

This is the correct take. Not only that, but "Do you think modern machine learning algorithms will replace faster than an imported jeet/spic can replace a blue collar thing?" The answer is no. Perhaps one day we will have picrelated. But jeet semi drivers and spic construction workers are the reality NOW. If you can't outrun the former, you have no chance of outrunning the latter.

>>518890398
Honestly just go for your dreams bro. We only have 1 life, and we can't say for sure what's on the other end. Might as well grab as much xp you can in this level before you go to the next, you feel me?

>>518877876
I'm gonna need to see the rest of that video chief.

>>518890192
You're just talking out your ass. I have to do certain things for now by staying in their sandbox because guys like you won't even tap like on a fucking video you absorb. You certainly don't support people like me.
Patrons ( or those who have money to spread) pay guys like me ( they invest in my talent) to provide them art which actually has value. Value which unlike AI is open like a Chuckee Cheese to any asshole. However they
will water it down so much , drown people in it making this a bane instead of a tool to bolster better art.
I'm too old now to really give a fuck so I'm spending the last of my years cranking out some of the best work I can before I die, culmination of 30 years of real work and hope to start my own IP and leave it as a legacy
but that's all I can do now. I'm not a social media magician or a good business man so I guess I'll roll the dice and hope for a win. If not ..I can always die knowing I gave it a shot.

>>518891135
>Words words words
Read my argument and refute them instead of writing a blog post.

>>518890095
Geomax friend. Just like dating, the job market is similar. Go to Thailand or the Philippines and advertise your services.
>(In asian voice) Why do you like this place so much?
Just say you're interested in the culture.

>>518889534
>Pan-Asia
>We
You are mere bayonet practice

>>518890871
thx for the motivation anon, you too wagmi

>>518876366
>$185,000 USD remotely
This is bait.

>>518890095
What state do you live in and are you willing to relocate? That determines a lot. I transferred from Tokushima to California. There are plenty of jobs but you need connections or mass application with flexibility

>>518891782
And you can't breed XDDDDD

>page 10 already
Over before it even began

>>518875949 (OP)
Good for the new immigrants like me.

>>518884620
>>518886755
The problem is that the courts allow spics to work without licenses while they ruthlessly hunt down whites who do it. Even legal spics get shafted while they protect illegals. You guys have to understand that the court system is run by criminals, for criminals, to Protect criminals. It’s inverted, but retard naive people still dont get it yet.

has anyone noticed how nice and empty the home depot and lowes parking lots are after trump gave ICE the go ahead.

>>518887653
I literally used chatgpt to help me write programming last night. AI is getting really Powerful

It should start in early grade school, not at a Home Depot kiosk.

>>518890470
The fascist movement in europe was literally made up of right wing student bodies. In those days, academics were all far right. It was interestingly the opposite of what we have today. The boomers rebelled against their parents and joined the allied conquerors, at least in Europe anyway

>>518875949 (OP)
>i got certified at home depot
just like idiocracy.

>>518875949 (OP)
id go there and learn hvac but it will be overrun by literally 10 million illegals b/c usa. next option is electrical the illegals wont be able to do this.

>>518876366
>just with an engineering degree
lol ;D
admit that engineering is the most important work and always gets payed good because you cant hire illegal morons for 2 fiddy to engineer ANYTHING^^