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Anonymous (ID: XgjFZ04M) United States No.518887811 >>518887877 >>518887958 >>518887973 >>518888298 >>518888609
I haven't been in the same room as my wife for three weeks now. She knows I'm dodging her, she knows I'm faster.
Everything is under control.
Anonymous (ID: 7V1D2qwG) United States No.518887877 >>518888022
>>518887811 (OP)
Weird.
Anonymous (ID: 3dBWKxJH) Israel No.518887958
>>518887811 (OP)
Please elaborate.
Anonymous (ID: vpx9L5Ch) Brazil No.518887973
>>518887811 (OP)
Gotta tell you: if the 8th attempt fail the number will double. Call it special round.
Anonymous (ID: XgjFZ04M) United States No.518888022 >>518888224
>>518887877
I'm only gone when she sprints up the stairs, it's my queue to make a beeline for the door and zip zop zoopity bop, I've got mobility.
Anonymous (ID: 7V1D2qwG) United States No.518888224 >>518888374
>>518888022
Sounds like she's better off without you, bud.
Anonymous (ID: /ZsgYZKE) United States No.518888298 >>518888514
>>518887811 (OP)
You know what? I have not talked to my yf in over 3 years now. I hate to interrupt her.
Anonymous (ID: XgjFZ04M) United States No.518888374 >>518888536
>>518888224
No shit Sherlock but where the fuck is she gonna go? Who she gonna call, Ghostbusters?
Anonymous (ID: qNWqOooX) United States No.518888514
>>518888298
Surely it’s appropriate to interrupt her when her cleaning supplies need replenishment? You Sir are gentleman and a scholar.
Anonymous (ID: 7V1D2qwG) United States No.518888536 >>518889090
>>518888374
She'll find a way better man than you, which shouldn't be hard at all.
Anonymous (ID: mf2ts+I9) No.518888609
>>518887811 (OP)
she'll cheat
Anonymous (ID: XgjFZ04M) United States No.518889090 >>518889304
>>518888536
Yeah, all she has to do is go to sleep and dream and she can make that shit happen. It's like I tell her all the time "You want the man of your dreams then all you gotta do is close your eyes" followed by very loud laughter.
Anonymous (ID: 7V1D2qwG) United States No.518889304
>>518889090
I thank God that I will never have to interact with you in real life. You have an absolutely abhorrent personality.