Thread 518896995

Say something nice about it.

>>518896995 (OP)
Why the 3 nosecones?

>>518896995 (OP)
sure

>Hey missile, landing on anything is gay
>HA
>gay

>>518896995 (OP)
White walls on army truck?
pimpin pimpin

>>518897113
some cheap MIRV that doesn't house them all inside a cool nose cone that blows away before they release.

Those bombs are probably ridiculously powerful too - all the Russian nuclear warheads are massive to make up for the fact that they have terrible guidance and cant hit anything directly

>>518897113
>Why the 3 nosecones?
MIRV

>>518896995 (OP)
this must be what omega planetes uses

>>518896995 (OP)
tf is this?
The Garloid Extractor 4000?

>>518897113
In case one fails the other two compensate, it's Russian genius engineering you wouldn't understand, also one is a decoy full of sand/salt mixture and paper mache/clay refuse

>>518896995 (OP)
Looks like something your mom intercepted this weekend

>>518896995 (OP)
one day one of those will be dropped on London

looks hella gay (and fake)

>>518896995 (OP)
I thought it was a hog

>>518897113
they open up and spring out to spread open Ukrainian buttholes

>>518896995 (OP)
Has anyone tried?

>>518897113
MIRV
>Multiple Independently Targetable Reentry Vehicle
Multi-warheads in one delivery system.

>>518897113
stop being anti-semitic

>>518896995 (OP)
>I wouldn't say anything
>I would listen

>>518896995 (OP)
I see merchant!

>>518896995 (OP)
It's cute and looks googly-eyed.

>>518897113
Oy vey
Oy vey
Oy vey

>>518896995 (OP)
>Say something nice about it.
No

>>518897113
It's actually one arm of a big mecha with a 3 finger pincer on it.

>>518897388
op mom's dildo

>>518897295
Based

>>518896995 (OP)
Looks like a painful dildo

>>518897113
it's actually 0 nosecones

>>518897770
770

>>518897295
Thats a lot of /k/ope

>>518896995 (OP)
>>518897304
What about the smaller ones behind with the red tips. what are those?

>>518897777
>The butterfly whsipered
Fuck Chechnya
>and so, we went to war

>>518897295
>some cheap MIRV that doesn't house them all inside a cool nose cone that blows away before they release.
Interesting that that doesn't screw up the aerodynamics too much.

>>518897961
You've been watching too much Ninja Scroll.

>>518898028
>schizo catnip for jews
gematria is stupid

>>518898105
Those pop to make sure the yellow things fall off. Remember what anons said about poor guidance.

>>518897295
>memeflag whose greatest technological achievement is tapping trees shares its very important opinion on missile guidance

>>518898151
its probably never even been tested: just for parades like so many other russian superweapons lol

>>518898465
>tapping trees
gotta be careful doing that russ bro

>>518898465
lol butt hurt

p.s. I heard we're negotiating to create a maple syrup pipeline to pipe it all the way to the west coast and ship overseas to sell to china

>>518896995 (OP)
Wtf ishould it be intercepted? putin, so called traitor-pedophile is a cia agent and followers orders. So far he is hitting empty barns and the civil population and he does everything to genocide white people on both sides and lose the war

>>518898105
>smaller ones behind with the red tips?
Good question. Maybe electronic countermeasures?

>>518896995 (OP)
That's some alien bullshit.

>>518897113
Multi-pointy missile is better than a pointy missile. which in turn is better than a round missile.

>>518896995 (OP)
It can't target you, all you have to do is not make noise

>>518898914
Looks Zentradi.

>>518896995 (OP)
2 more weeks?

>>518896995 (OP)
Too bad it doesn't know where it's going?

>>518896995 (OP)
how aerodynamics of this works?

>>518898748
Gyna is a birch water neighborhood. Mapleniggers keep moving.

>>518896995 (OP)
Looks like a sex toy.

Why do Russians design their weapons after their mothers' dildos?

>>518896995 (OP)
Where's the list

>>518898151
Theoretically, it could preform very comparably to a single coned missile. But as the other anon said, it might not have been tested.

>>518897113
its a MIRV
a fucking rly silly looking one lol

>>518899563
Have you tried asking someone who has it, dipfuck?

>>518896995 (OP)
Whys it look like it’s earned its red wings

>>518897603
underrated

>>518899563
HaKirya, Tel Aviv. Go get it, patriot!

>>518897961
You're a big guy

>>518896995 (OP)

Thats an old SS-20 IRBM with 3 Mirv's. Retired&disarmed since decades

>>518900111
ЮЮЮЮ

>>518899246
>The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is - whichever is greater - it obtains a difference or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position that it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is is now the position that it wasn't, and if follows that the position that it was is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation. The variation being the difference between where the missile is and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information that the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it know where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice versa. And by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

>>518896995 (OP)
Why does it have 3 booba and nipples?

>>518896995 (OP)
Looks like a Graboid. RIP Walter Chang.

>>518896995 (OP)
imagine the size of the philips head screw driver they used on those screws

>>518898152
ninja scroll still holds up amazingly well

>>518902134
Everything hand animated does. I don't watch anime made after 2000 for this reason.

>>518896995 (OP)
It looks kinda retarded.

>>518896995 (OP)
NATO
Come out to play!

>>518898465
Kek

Your pepe is a jeet

Really is the cherry on top

>>518897113
>he doesn't know how to use the 3 nosecones

don't be so sure

missiles are slow compared to the speed of light/laser

>>518898089
>muh /k/ikes
Lurkmoar newfag.

>>518898465
>doesnt refute his argument
Russian nukes confirmed having shit guidance.

>>518897295
Post of the day. Fuck niggers and kikes.

>>518898748
If the three gorges dam doesn't go soon...I'll tell ya what! I pray every day for a meteor or a nuke to hit China, Israel, India, and Brazil.

And I got dubbs, fuck you niggers.

>>518896995 (OP)
Not bad, now let's see the stockpile of actual missiles they have and not just some hollow models. I can't take Russia seriously anymore, it's just a crumbled clown country of drunkards and corruption.

>>518896995 (OP)
>ook nook
russias population is condensed at st pidorsburg and moscow
you dont really threaten anything with this kind of premise

>>518897295
How do I updoot this redditpost

>>518904086
How does it reproduce?

>>518897295
>>518897304
>>518897581
>mirv
Bagahwa?

>>518899625
>>518898594
We literally have a video of this thing being used in Ukraine.

>>518904803
>Russia's nukes don't work
That's an awfully big gamble you niggers keep taking with lives you don't think are yours

>>518896995 (OP)

It probably won't work at all.

>>518897295
>Russian nuclear warheads are massive
Is your shelter stocked?

>>518896995 (OP)
Why isn t it flying straight to kiev ? Paper tiger, that missile doesn t even work or do more dommage than a lighter and some oil.

>>518899563
>Where's the list?

It's on the USS Eisenhower limping back to Newport News for repairs from being hit by Houthi hypersonic missiles.

I just intercepted one :^)
Oops I intercepted another :^)
I have been hit by 0 Russian missiles YTD, tough luck :^)

>>518900566
Is this Signed Distance Fields?

>>518903599
yea, but these things dont travel by rocket
think something like a nuclear powered rail
gun accelerates them to impossible speed, they leave the turet and in orbit in seconds, zipping through orbit,
using innertial deviation to steer
controlled using an all photonic network
reentering already generating plasma from the surrounding atmosphere
powering an outwards pointing chemical laser
array,
ergo causing decoherence in any optical countermeasure
and the particle beam weapons are countered by
emanating high power Xray from the chemical Xray laser so...
not horrible, not terrifying

>>518899563
What's that, you want an unmanned uh-60? triple the defense budget

>>518906246
the only reasonable countermeasure is an array of
high powered magnets, which essentially cause deviations
think headphones
but very very large, causing gravity and magnetic waves at looong as distance
if they say its not interceptible,
the madmen probably made it entirely of carbon
ie ceramics and exotic nanoparticles

sweet
added bonus,
no radar signature,
just awesome

>>518896995 (OP)
Is cunning Russian plan. Missiles have to get off the ground before they can be intercepted.

>>518905702
Objectively speaking, if our nukes don't work then yours probably won't either.
Only argument I've heard against this is “US spends a lot of money” which is just silly considering the insane level of corruption and incompetence crisis

>>518896995 (OP)
>can’t be intercepted.
Because it will explode on the launch pad like the last one they tried?

>>518906011
>Why isn t it flying straight to kiev ?
Because no one could live there in the future.

>>518896995 (OP)
Doesn't matter because saturation means Russia couldn't intercept counter missiles anyways

>>518896995 (OP)
Looks cool. Any footage of this thing in action?Genuinely curious.

>>518906317
how dare
you gender
the attack
helicopter.

You stay
right there,
and the
ANTIFA fascists'
will perform
a citizens'
arrest promptly

>> slipped into Canadian law quietly
in 2013 https://web.archive.org/web/20130615000000*/https://www.justice.gc.ca/eng/rp-pr/other-autre/wyntk.html

>>518906453
Want me to dig up a bunch of footage of starship failed launches or maybe Peenemunde explosions?

>>518896995 (OP)
why would i want such a thing to be intercepted?

>>518896995 (OP)
Why does it seem like something pulled out of red alert?

>>518906454
>Objectively speaking, if our nukes don't work then yours probably won't either.
The idea that Russians are a bunch of absolute morons who can't into rocketry is absurd.
Russians had their own version of Paperclip called EAST GERMANY for fuck's sake. I don't know where this idea of absolute superiority in this one field came from, but it's very recent and very strange

>>518906453
>Rocket exploded during testing
Yeah, that would never happen in the US

>>518905824

If nukes will used then those used thousands and the world is then mostly unhabitable...you will do suicide in your bunker when you realize that.

>>518906706
>action?
Imagine the big one

>>518897397
Why is Russia only good at engineering things that kill people?

>>518906494
>population
>Hiroshima 2,058,190
And we are talking about a city 1 hour drive from Tchernobyl. Nukes are fake.

>>518896995 (OP)
Cute nipples

>>518896995 (OP)
is that omega supreme?

>>518896995 (OP)
OwO
What's this?
*intercepts you*
nothin' personnel kid
*shids diaper in Tel Aviv*

... because it blows up on launch.

>>518897295
Its possible they have a nosecone for it, but they left it off for demonstration purposes.

>>518907060
After the collapse of the Soviet Union the country went through a difficult period with widespread corruption, crime and so on so I understand where this idea is coming from. But if we assume that nukes actually require constant expensive professional maintenance and can be damaged without it then no one in the world has working nuclear weapons.

>>518907099
>you will do suicide in your bunker
Decontamination is the answer.

>>518896995 (OP)
the target will intercept it

>>518900503
>old SS-20
RSD-10 that's on display.

>>518899563
hold on goy, bondi is holding it until tech support director patel can erase all mentions of trumpstein
just 2 more weeks okay

>>518897603
I don't think anyone here is old enough to understand this
Noice though

>>518900566
I miss YTMND.

>>518896995 (OP)
drop it.

>>518896995 (OP)
looks like my wifes boyfriend girlfriends dildo that she uses on my anus

>>518898105
Pretty sure those are just moderately aerodynamic parts of the ACM (attitude control module). basically thrusters on the other side so when it separates, you can still maneuver the CAR (combined ACM re-entry vehicle(s)

>>518896995 (OP)
what happens if somebody shot that?

>>518897462
Legend

>>518896995 (OP)
Its nice that russians still try and cope their way to power.

>>518896995 (OP)
I had dreams about a barrage of missiles hitting the mainland.

>>518897295
Nukes are a fake psyop. Jewish baby rapist cannibals are not "too good hearted" to not use nukes. Japan had 0 radiation damage.