Thread 518952240

Come watch niggers beg for their freedom after killing people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfuhFf2Nr-w

>>518952240 (OP)
TYB
mornin frens

>>518952240 (OP)
>Deputies arrested a man suspected of scamming multiple Louisiana residents who were trying to buy boats online.

>The St. Tammany Parish Sheriff's Office said at least two people in the area fell into the trap set up by Modestas Grublys, a Lithuanian national who went by the false name Mads Lund. In each case, the victims said they wired Grublys money for boats he claimed to be selling.

>The two victims paid up $28,000 and $55,000 respectively. The latter traveled all the way to Florida to pick up the boat only to discover it wasn't there. The other arranged to have the boat delivered to their business, but it never showed up.
https://www.wbrz.com/news/phony-boat-salesman-scammed-louisiana-residents-out-of-thousands-of-dollars/

>>518952322
R.i.p Amy Winehouse

>>518952240 (OP)
TYB
Happy Hump Day Bro's
Total Timmer Death

>>518952240 (OP)
TYB and good morning frens. Yesterday was pretty good desu. I never thought we'd see another leg testicles.

>>518952449
she's our mascot because they tried to make her go to rehab
>but she said no, no, no....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUmZp8pR1uc

Nobody from Saint Bernard parish?

>>518952616
same. that was a shocking, out of nowhere twist right at the end.

the old "it never happened" defense
>LETS SEE HOW IT WORKS OUT FOR HIM

>>518952240 (OP)
tyb
>>518952322
>>518952616
gm

None of dat happened we wuz jus fishin boss

Good morning frens this one said he "honesty dindu nuffin".

am i hearing this right? he did everything he was supposed to do EXCEPT report in to his parole officer? he's going back for skipping a simple check in? fucking RETARDED

>>518953286
to clarify, HE'S fucking retarded. one simple thing to avoid going back and he couldn't be bothered.

but muh keedz

>>518953286
I hear he was mumbling about a switch blade.

>>518953286
>EXCEPT
nope

>>518953350
Paula Dean be raysis

FUCK YOU KIDS

a confused nigger

man i aint never seen that before

das cRRAAZzzyy

next up
>>518952435
>Modestas Grublys

>>518952240 (OP)
Hello frens, how are you doing today?

>>518953744
Molestas

>>518953744
that's not a name i've ever seen before. some type of beaner?

>later on it's Tony Gay

This fuggin slow ass board gonna drag this shit out all day.

>>518954007
Those damn Lithuanians

>>518953987
Lithuanian
seems he was causing trouble in the UK too

>>518954007
007 Nice catch Mr Bond

>>518953826
Howdy Algeriabro
i am having an alcohol free day today. how is life in north africa?

>>518954209
>i am having an alcohol free day today. how is life in north africa?
lol
alcohol free every day

>>518954209
Just got back home from a mandated seminar about chemical risks, the most boring shit I had to endure.

did we lose danny?

>>518954411
So anyways that's why it's never a good idea to stick your dick in acid

Is this the boat guy?
>>518954582
>did we lose danny?
Danny is occupied right now

>>518952435
let's see if he can scam the parole board

Imagine wiring money to either of thoes names. One time I needed 5k cash from my father for an emergency which I paid back as soon as I could access my money and we kept getting flagged for fraud. It was a total nightmare.

>>518952240 (OP)
Good morning Frens! What did I miss?

He sounds like a literal drooling retard.

Where is this guy from? Why does he talk like this? He even talked about "language barrier"

>>518954993
Lithuania

>>518954411
>mandated seminar about chemical risks
I hate safety presentations, especially the yearly ones
make me second guess everything I'm doing

Parole board knows he gets out in 2026 anyway, but they don’t want to be blamed for hurting/angering the victims, so deny.

N

>ice detainer
>I'll work when I get out

>>518955112
If only it was that kind, it's a 5 day seminar, it started with "check labeling to identify dangers associated with chemicals" and now we are at here are 20 tables, let's use these to assess and evaluate the risks associated with products you use frequently

deport this yuroscum and send the restitution bill to the government of lithuania

>>518955277
>>518955285
Yea lmao they ain’t getting their money back. Good time release in 2026, deport to his europoor country.

ICE detainer

He fucking hid the money.

>Grant to ICE
And in the words of Sheriff: "Do not come back"

Stay tuned

Tony Gay?

DEPORTED LMAO

>Comes to USA
>Gets his bag stolen
>Proceeds to sell fake boats to southerners
>Gets free education about the dangers of drugs and alcohol
>Goes back to his home country for free
Worked out pretty well for him.

JERMORA HAS JOINED THE CHAT

some sort of work release with 80% of his pay being garnished for restitution would have been the best result. the victims will never see a penny now.

>>518955985
if >>518955717 is right it worked out DAMN well for him

>>518952240 (OP)
afternoon LPBG
how many we got left?

>>518956155
3 at the very least, with a surprise cameo from Gay Tony from GTA IV

>>518955915
>>518955894
>>518955949
>Tony Gay?
>Am I pronouncing that right?
>Can you say your last name for me?
>Can you spell it?
>Can you say it backwards?
>Ok just making sure I had that right, hehe
>And what's your DOC number?

>>518955985
> Worked out pretty well for him.
>20 years living in a Louisiana prison.
Yeah, Naah

>>518956155

a. JEFFERY PIGOTT 221010

a. KELTON JOHNSON 704688

a. EDDIE HUDSON 767725

a. CLEMONE LANIEU 387876

a. TERRYANCE RUSSELL 131188

a. ROXANNE HARTS 700820
b. LOYAL WHITE 103407

a. TONY GAY 130575- REV
b. NORMAN GUTHRIE 384459- REV

c. KENNY CLARK 706346

>>518956155
at least 3

>>518956001
He should be sent to an Alaskan fish processing ship to work off his debt in 1.5 years. He'll see what it takes to make 83k with limited skills and the language barrier isn't a problem.

>>518956322
>EDDIE HUDSON
Ernie Hudson was the black Ghostbuster

>ROXANNE HARTS
Roxanne Hart was the "present day" love interest of the main character in Highlander

>NORMAN GUTHRIE
Woody Guthrie is a seminal folk musician in the US

>TONY GAY
as others have pointed out, Ballad of Gay Tony

any other celebrity connections/near misses?

>>518956461
i fucking love this idea.

oh he's playing all the greatest hits
>accountability
>better person now
>got religion
>man these classes teach so much

>>518956885
You wanna hit that? You posted her twice.

>>518956461
>>518956690
we could have a spinoff tv show
Ice Road Inmates

>>518956813
>>518956885
O LAWD
>did she just say she works for the D.A.?

>>518956958
No my new Kazakh friend, that's what I do, I stalk random people.

>>518956958
lol i would
with a condom
and then dip.

OH GOD MY EARS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

fix your fucking mic danny

What's with this bell chiming sound every time he talks?

>Lying blatantly on camera
whoo lad

>>518957197
>What's with this bell chiming sound
his mic is getting feedback

Jemora from 2023, she gained like 200 pounds, in 2 years

any update on our man on the inside?

>>518957379
Well she just lost 30 pounds and looks like a skeleton

What a hoe

>>518957379
she just said she lost 30 pounds
this nigger might be in for a happy homecumming

they need to lock this dumb bitch up too

THE FATIGUE HITS HARD

She keeps implying that he'll be coming around despite the protective order still being in place?

>>518957496
he said they took his picture and kicked him out

>>518957685
these kind of niggers are almost PHYSICALLY incapable of obeying basic rules or following simple instructions. like doing that shit never even occurs to them as a possibility.

HE BECAME A BETTER PERSON

Reality is the economy is tough and it’s better to have a husband that beats you but can still feed the kid vs starving kid.

>>518957496
No idea, but when I saw it I laughed so hard. I hope he's doing well.

>>518957736
Everyone of those chains were stolen multiple times. The herringbone is from the 80's.

this nigger looks dangerous

Here comes the GAY

Tony Gay burns churches
https://www.ksla.com/story/6076226/pair-arrested-for-allegedly-robbing-churches-burning-one-to-the-ground/

so what are our guesses for what tony looks like?

>>518958162
dear god that is one stupid looking nigger

Why this old woman got to argue with these niggers? Just deny parole for these stupid retards Jesus Christ

>>518958162
If it was a synagogue we wouldn't even be having this meeting.

>>518958264
>one stupid looking nigger
He was robbing churches to pay for his parole fines, you can't be more retarded than this.

Early bet: They will deny the gay

Tony Gay is his street name. His real name is Anthony Homosexual

>I'll be dawg gawn
kek

???

lol what is he saying?

>>518957502
Kek

This guy sounds like a black Boomhauer.

That one anon was right, he is one stupid nigger, what the fuck is happening?

>>518952240 (OP)
why are most of the inmates black? i thought america is just 13% black.
it's because of racism right ?

>>518959309
>why are most of the inmates black? i thought america is just 13% black.

13/52

>>518959309
>it's because of racism right ?
of course

>>518959309
the man keeps trying to keep them down 150 years after abolishing slavery cuz he raycis

Your parole has been revoked you goofy boon

LMAO. Revoke before even voting.

mush mouth mother fucker upper DENIED

Meemaw didn't think a vote was needed to lock up the gays

Danny couldn't contain himself

>>518959381
Speaking of abolishing slavery, is there any national day, or celebration related to the day slavery was abolished? I don't think I've ever heard or seen something like that.

>>518959486
we have a semi-official Juneteenth holiday

Goddamn, it's been like a year since I've been in one of these threads, always comfy here.

>>518959576
oh shit, i forgot it's now a national holiday.

>>518959486
there's a recently made up holiday called "juneteenth" that supposedly niggers have been celebrating since forever but no one ever heard of until like ten years ago that biden made a federal holiday. supposedly it commemorates the day when word reached the furthest depths of texas that the confederates had lost the civil war.

>Norman Guthrie
Previous hearing I don't know what the fuck is wrong with the guy who edited this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuQRL4hOPYw
and
https://www.ksla.com/2019/12/10/suspect-wounded-during-officer-involved-shooting-bossier-city/

>>518959486
During Biden's 4 years they made a federal holiday called Juneteenth, today it's celebrated like a parade but for black people.
They also have 'black history month' which was interestingly in February the only month with 29 days.
There's also Martin Luther King Jr. Day

>>518959581
A lot has happened
Aunt Ginger takes a dump https://youtu.be/ekgNgXNvwJE?t=7093
Chirps (2/10/25) https://youtu.be/j1NvEt8o-xU?t=13173
Chirps aplenty (7/22/2025) https://youtu.be/0jtOze_CHZI?t=1983
Chirps (9/18/2025) https://youtu.be/NKrRyNSxLT4?t=9968
Phantom chirps (9/23/2025) https://youtu.be/4BQoe-AKHcc?t=12558

>>518959576
Plus we gave them the whole month of Feb

what's next on the docket

>>518959917
>Aunt Ginger takes a dump
kino
Last I remember some guy on the board was going to retire.

holy fuck those ears

>>518960124
Yes, Alvin, he retired due to old age, he was replaced with the woman on the top left, we like meemaw, she is based.

This guy is either a bullshit artist or got screwed by the system. Considering he's sitting in prison, it's probably the former.

2 state parole. He is an overachiever.

Went to take a shit, qrd on this guy?

Talk sas and they'll keep your ass

>>518960796
he didn't violate his parole because he was in jail is his story

>>518960662
first time i hear a story that makes sense

>>518960796
He used the massive radar dishes on his head to steal cable

bro stole the audio for a sec

I wish this retard would stop saying “electronic”

>>518961273
Ha! Perfect.

I bet executive session when 2 members are remote is interesting for the IT guy

>>518961273
>Thank yall!
>I hear your instructions loud and clear!

>Reinstated
>I'm going home
Not so fast retard

>>518961273
looks like he's flying home

top kek i missed that haha

The homeless guy is going home

>I’m going home!
He sounded happy.

>>518961554
An actual retard who robbed and burned churches, his crimes are interesting, he is not.

>>518961541
kek
What's Libya like this time of the year?

>>518962141
>some kind of juice box caltrop

Just bumping the thread

WPSO? White People Severely Outnumbered?

Lawyer couldn't care less.

um....

>>518962732
ill bet she fucks all the niggers in the office, jusy like that little ho in fla

>I don't think anything's going to change either way.
His lawyer secretly wants him locked back up.

Dammit Danny

>>518962691
>Do you need more time?
>Nah, fuck this noise

>backload of murders in this district
sounds like a cool place to live

>too many murders

This poor guy is so fatigued.

>>518963022
>I'm not all too familiar with this case, was just retained by the defendant a couple days ago
>Do you need more time?
>Naah fuck this I get paid by case not hour

I swear I heard his lawyer mutter
>They should be done with this

>>518963179
they are definitely muttering

>>518963022
I wonder who gets more fatigued, the lawyers prosecuting endless niggers, or the lawyers defending them?

>>518962958
seems like he's doing the bare minimum to give adequate representation while simultaneously telling the board to revoke the nigger because another hearing is a waste of time

revocations are LAME. The best ones are pardons, only fucked up real criminals get to that point.

Danny hit that

>>518963481
him and half of louisiana

Rolling for Randy to show up, I haven't seen him in a while.

>>518963481
> revocations are LAME
They are now. Before this new parole board changed it up they were a favorite but now they allow friends and family to come on a speak about how great the nigger is and drawing out the process.

>>518963942
nah the issue with revocations is that usually the offece done is some small stuff like not abiding by the parole requirements, not paying money, MAYBE the occasional domestic abuse or racketeering charge. LPBG shines when you've got those hard hitting cases of guys who killed a bunch of people, spent 40 years in jail, completely changed themselves (allegedly) and you have all the witnesses on both sides giving a lot of emotion.

Danny boy is off today

wait they charged him with stalking but dropped the charge of violating a protective order? how does that work?

>>518963277
Checked. Definitely the lawyers that aren't SJW's. High paid lawyers don't even want to deal with their clients. If this was Portland Oregon, $600/hr lawyers would be fighting each other to free the most criminals.

>there was physical contact between me and her boyfriend
zesty

Do da board have muh textin meshaghaz

What in the wide wide world of sports is this nigger talking about?

So he just admitted that he broke the no contact order?

my god this nigger wont shut up
cage him just for that

i motion to lock all the niggers involved in this story in a 10x10 metal cube for 48 hrs

So his Uber passenger was sitting there, hearing him yell on the phone "ay nigga, I fucked yo girl"?

bix nood muhfugga do da ansa pho wa fo fiffy fo innanet an da lockness monsta

wait i don't get it, why MUST the nigger tell the new boyfriend that he used to hit that?

this is quite the retard saga.

I'm at a loss for words.

foe fiddy foe

>>518965044
unfortunately the contestant is not

>>518964937
not that he used to hit it, that he was currently hitting it. its very important to this man that people know about the sexual relations

>>518965044
this nigger sure isn't

>>518965155
>he was currently hitting it
Doesn't he have a restraining order against her ?

>>518965269
>you see, I did tell her on the phone that I am gonna kill that whore but I NEVER actually had a gun although I DID GO to that house
>So ofcourse I am not guilty of anything and am an upstanding citizen, now please let me out on the streets again

>our only communication was through text messages
>I did not call her, she called me and I replied and told her I am going to kill her

I'll trust the integrity of the police report over anything coming out of his mouth.

SIR
I
R

HOL UP

We might have a Chimpout when this nigger gets sent back to his cage.

incoming

strong evidence of A нy, чики-бpики и в дaмки

oh my god Jerrie is gonna go OFF THE RAILS

Any American frens willing to elaborate where AXIN' comes from instead of asking?

not going well for our nigger

I have a feeling that he'll bring up "Subjekt Matta Jursdikshun" if allowed to continue

go back
go forward
slide to the left
slide to the right

So basically the guy is saying that just because he ONLY TEXTED that he's going to kill her, and FOR SOME REASON just ended up at her house, he is not a stalker and a danger to society. Got it.

>What part of F you don't you understand?
Meemaw reading this shit verbatim is fucking gold

>>518952240 (OP)
What's the point of getting out of prison if you're 50+ and wasted your entire life inside? Genuine question, your life is already over son, you can buy cheaper alcohol and drugs outside I suppose, you can find them in prison as well.
Go out and look at people who are doing much better in life than you who didn't waste their youth in a cage? If you don't have someone to carry you on their backs it's instant hobo sentence, guess you can beg and overdose on tranq on skid row with the rest of the junkies.

>>518965824
niggers

>This uber review isn't looking great
KEEP READIN'
KEEP READIN' MA'AM!

>Reading evidence line by line proving that he's guilty
>"Yes suh mam, SEE, now keep readin' mam"

>>518965958
>GO FORWARD
>GO FORWARD
>KEEP READIN
>KEEP READIN
>STOP RIGHT THERE
negro gps

>>518965928
tanx, missa

I am genuinely surprised how the board is allowing the nigger to interrupt them, correct them and talk to them condescendingly. I thought meehaw would have shut the nigger up quick.

>>518965824
Lips so big they get in the way of proper pronunciation

they should add a couple years onto this guys sentence so he can come up with a better line of bullshit next time

>>518965731
Yeah, he thinks he's MLK and Mr Tibbs rolled into one

I was hoping for a chimp out.

I pity whoever his cellmate is, he looked pissed.

nigger reverse convict self holmes sherlock here...

>>518965897
you mistake is to assume that niggers can more than 1 day ahead. the negro mind lives NOW, not later and certainly not 10 years later. it needs to get high now

that was fucking hilarious...nigger defence lawyer strategy...incredible via low iq

I am thoroughly entertained BTW

>your fate is decided by 2 literal Karens
Holy shit what level of humiliation is this? Is this the power of feminism?
Imagine being part in this level of humiliation and emasculation. I'd rather be trialed by a court of tribal elders and executed on something I didn't do than have to beg a bunch of Karens for my release. You're literally insane if you don't see a problem with this.

Watching Louisiana Parole Board from the virtual world

>>518966462
it's like having magikarp for a lawyer, plenty of splash, but can't deal any damage

>>518963912
I wonder if Randy would share his zoom background.

That case was so good, I wish I could hear it from the 'new boyfriend' perspective. Just walking down the street and some guy driving for uber rolls up and tells you that he used to fuck your new girlfriend. He's got a passenger in the back of his uber just as confused as you are.
>>518966708
Here you go!

>>518965897
Pussy and da bag. But really welfare, drugs, pussy and couch surfing without the couch.

>>518966790
He’s literally a fucking retarded nigger that should never get out.

wtf, where is teh verdict?

Sound is great on this one

Bro gave up a long time ago.
>No one here in opposition or support..how do you plead to these charges?
>guilty
>do you have anything to say on your behalf?
>nah
>Well in ---
>wait...whatchu say?
>Before we vote to revoke do you have anything to say on your behalf?
>Oh!...naah
Nigger is just coasting where life takes him

>>518967553
>i...i diddu summin

would not

Sheboon inbound

>>518952240 (OP)
i am heading home and we'll probably hit bump limit while i'm driving

>Loyal White is not, in fact, white
this is bullshit

>>518967697
Thank you OP, anyone want to bake? I am in and out at work or I would.

My IQ has dropped 50 points in the last fi minu

Wood

You know that sheboon has no idea what the pre-arranged statement is.

>>518968809
the real retards get council for this exact reason

>>518968915
NICE, good to see you German boon anon

Fun fact, 'mia' means sugarcane in Vietnamese.

>>518969004
Mia is a passionate nigger lover

You know that this Ape will reoffend immediately if released.

nogs get all this shit handed to them on a silver platter and they still fuck it up

>>518968915
She's a menace to society. We should make our own parole service, get them out then frame them to get them back in.

jeez Brtieny, shut the fuck up

>>518968915
kek

>Loyal White
Huh

>>518969666
That's right Satan, he is neither loyal nor white

>>518969666
>disloyal nigger
whatup satan

disaster

Somebody sniped Meema.........

shannon looking like a protagonist from a 70s cop show

>>518969666
>Opens box
What a rip-off!

stacy flailing around looking like george clinton in a mosh pit

Stacy is one HUGE BITCH

Shannon is the purest slave for BWC, having dated brown narcissists before I would know.
ALOHA BAKER

>>518971101
she has a cute voice too. are the fish biting hawaiianon?

>>518971190
Yeah I'm not saying I wouldn't, here.
we got a pretty good size Ahi last week, then we all got sick haven't been able to go out for a bit. But hell yes, soon, catch more fish.

He a good boy

The oil drilling and poo pegging in this thread disturbs me

Bump limit = surpassed

He's fucking it up.

Beg nigger beg

Is anyone baking?

just keep this worthless crackhead in prison where he belongs

>>518972275
how is this the first time im seeing that ass tattoo?

He's going to be back in there before you know it.

>>518972486
It is pretty recent pic. She started posting thirst traps once she broke up with the Orange Menace