Thread 518960453

>How Reform would crush all before them if election was held tomorrow: Explosive megapoll shows Nigel Farage set for the biggest Commons majority EVER with Tories reduced to just SEVEN MPs and Labour ministers culled
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15191843/Megapoll-Farage-Reform-Commons-majority.html

>Tommy Robinson - trouble just follows him around doesn't it?
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0rpwkp9xz2o

>Crawl backwards towards the sound of my voice - in Latin FFS
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8679q0pe57o

>The jury in the trial of Deng Majek is shown CCTV and told he carried out a "vicious and frenzied attack".
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwy902djzv2o

>Fucking lies from this useless bitch
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn092p27xn0o

>Did he make them wear football shorts?
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx20negxx11o

>>518960453 (OP)
Surely a rainbow coalition to keep reform and farridge out would win? This is fucking ridiculous.

Good man - I got cock blocked for 300s also

I'm a paedophile lads

Other was posted first so probs best to use that one

>>518960448
>>518960448

>>518960617
Filtered.

>>518960677
Nope.

>>518960677
Shut the fuck up. I made the other one, but even I can just accept that people are going to choose whatever thread they want to use right now.

he's a paedophile lads

>>518960753
no you didn't, i did.

>>518960819
>no you didn't, i did.

Are you fucking blind?

>>518960536
>>518960536
>>518960536
>>518960536

Let's talk more about anon's ginger sister.

>>518960875
We all made it.

labour, lib dem, green, your party coalition vs reform while tories are a rump party everyone bullies


kino

Blackbelt lawyer on about 4chan legal thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR1HkdCze0k

>>518960710
U2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujNeHIo7oTE

>>518960968
You really don't

Like posting CP me I do
cos im a jewish paedo
blame others for misdeeds i do

>>518960453 (OP)
Can I get a qrd on reform?
Are they going to do anything or is it like the cuckservatives and their brown leaders

>>518960968
She'd let you plap it for a 20 deck and a bottle of lambrini

>>518961228
He talks a lot.

>>518961253
18 Lambert and Butler and thats my final offer.

>>518960875
>

>>518961253
*Prosecco

>>518961329
Native language mate - and digital dexterity - and vocabulary obv. innit - is that how it's used?

Made it out lads

>>518961342
B&H and it's a deal

just destroyed this little sobbing paki povvo, got his 4chan pass revoked and everything top kek

>>518961454
So fragile.

>>518961494
Fuck me - that's a long day - well done/they're fucking the life out of you (my bake from this AM)

>>518961376
b and h gold for the princess then

>>518961501
You drive a hard bargain

>>518961532
Me - i'm GenX - don't give 2 fucks about owt my melanin saturated friend

>>518961145
>You really don't
Why not?

Seems despite accidentally posting second, deleting the post linking to this thread, and even linking to the other thread, this thread is winning. What can you do?

dumb fucking racists lmao

>>518961599
No deal

>>518961725
She's mental - ok, she's my sister - but I wouldn't anyway

>>518961866
But ginger though...cor

>>518961520
>got his 4chan pass revoked

How does that happen?

>>518961778
Their signs aren't even professionally made.

>>518962058
They burn in the sun - go on holiday and they have to wear burkas - also they can take more pain (really)

might post some CP and blame others
might pakipost
cos im a pedojew

>>518962197
>frog flag
>mind instantly jumps tp burkas

>looking at google maps
Foreign types certainly do like building with concrete breeze blocks

Why are women so rude when they're drunk

>>518962058
Study https://www.nih.gov/news-events/nih-research-matters/study-finds-link-between-red-hair-pain-threshold
(I am flooding this bake to kill the other 1)

>>518962272
This is my specialist subject
>Concrete huts packed next to each other with power lines dangling above the street

>>518962298
if you're handsome they're never rude

>>518962197
>They burn in the sun - go on holiday and they have to wear burkas
Ginger women in burkas?

>>518962346
How would you know, fren?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>518962407
JTRIG post

>>518962356
They sunburn in minutes - there is no choice.
Like albinos

>>518962395
was very handsome then got fat. lost 8 stone this year tho so getting back there

>>518962407
Fuck me - realsies?
Am googling

>>518962130
like this la
>>504506157
>>504509055
>>504509449
>>504511741

>>518962346
I'm ugly but still

>>518962522
Well done - seriously

>>518960453 (OP)
>Labour ministers culled
This, but actually

Concrete huts packed next to each other with power lines dangling above the street

Suspiciously modern airport entirely financed by the IMF

Swarms of mopeds and the constant noise of horns

>>518962522
>was very handsome then got fat. lost 8 stone this year tho so getting back there
You must have been a proper big lad.

>>518962623
thanks anon. keto works and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

was proper drunk when i wrote this lads
don't really like sucking men
only like sucking boys me
cos im a paedophile
>>504295256
>>504295256
>>504295256

Lycamobile huts and barber shops

>>518962522
>lost 8 stone this year tho so getting back there


Howd you do it?

>>518962693
got up to nearly 25 stone. 24 stone 9 was my personal record

>>518962693
If I had a Greggs next door I would be too. Just delicious French food instead.
I'm fooked

I've never seen noncedan deny being a nonce
all he ever does is "no u"

>>518960453 (OP)

First for Katie Price with a jobbie on her belly

>>518962470
>They sunburn in minutes - there is no choice.
Cor you'd have to slather them in suncream.

>>518962778
see >>518962711

under 20 grams of carbohydrates every day. it'll be really shit for the first week or so but when your body gets adapted into burning fat for fuel rather than carbohydrates you genuinely forget about eating and you'll have bacon and eggs or something and you won't feel like you've eaten at all, but you'll feel nourished

>>518962787
I got up to 18 1/2 - now 14 - comfy with myself now

>>518962714
proper weird little jewish pedo he is
member when he got caught posting CP and had a melty when he pretended he was 4chan staff and that he wasn't here? lol

>>518962787
>got up to nearly 25 stone.
Fucking hell lad. How?
Congratulations on losing so much, though.

>BREAKING

Tommy Robinson arrived in Israel

https://twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/1978456739855942122

>>518962908
Thats called starvation

>>518962890
Rubbing sunscreen in to my ginge siss's back has put me off them for life - like cp to me

I will never forgive the jews for taking her from me, every single kike will pay the price for ruining my childhood crush

>>518961584
4.45am alarm should get home about half 8 tonight so not too bad

At googles data gulag. They put on a decent free breakfast and lunch though…. Could have even stayed for dins.

>>518962910
good job laddie. i noticed when i lose the weight last time when i get around the 14 stone mark my V shaped jaw and cheeks come back. each stone is like an onion in terms of fat distribution. each stone peels off a layer that might focus on a few particular places.

>>518963017
You got issues if she was your crush

>>518963017
>hip to shoulder ratio
Nigga u gay

>>518962965
cheers man, the keto diet, no more than 20 carbs per day.
>>518962981
no it isn't. you can have sausage and egg in the morning. almond bread sandwich in the afternoon and a low carb soup in the evening. hardly starvation.

>>518963069
What is tha

>>518962967
they wield their power so blatantly and openly yet people still call you an antisemitic conspiracy theorist if you point it out

>>518963069
St pancras campus?

What's for din dins today, lads?

>>518963014
>Rubbing sunscreen in to my ginge siss's back has put me off them for life
Why lol? Don't like the pale skin and freckles?

>>518963242
Who?

>>518963345
20p povvo steaks
cooked on a £20 titanium non-stick not non-stick pan you can't buy on amazon that i bought on amazon

>>518963345
chicken, onion, cabbage, broccoli and spinach and tomato soup

>>518963171
Soup anon?

Keto is the only way I can lose weight. Have got down to a decent size now but dip into it to stay in line. Can never stick to it longer term but use it as a tool to stay in shape

Can calorie count all I want but 1500 calories with carbs and without acts massively different for me.

>>518963017
Why do somebody's genitals give you the -ick so much? Who cares what they have in their pants, ffs.

crymong spamming a thread with 80+ posts larping as a internet hardman of mystery
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/504491824
crymong after the jannies bitchslapped him and had him banned
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/504505593
a mental breakdown that continues to this day

>>518962407
He's actually the great Satan, isn't he?!

>>518963346
Like shagging your sister - how fucked-up are you?

>>518963116
>>518963129
I will not tolerate any hate towards my perfect tomboy crush
>>518963480
kys

>>518963328
Yeah. Nice place desu.

I left 5 days ago and the *exact* same posts, spam, flags is going on. You brit/pol/ lads really are fucked what keeps you here

Bong bros I’m gonna miss when you when you’re gone in 60 days

J*sh posting about how he likes to eat semen and suck dick for some reason
reckon he was on the echo falls that day
>>504295256
>>504295256
>>504295256
probably the reason he posts CP
he's longing for more cock.

>>518963503
Go outside

>>518963607
Honestly though, who cares what consenting adults do, as long as it doesn't harm anybody? Why does her dick offend you? It's not like she's making you suck it at gunpoint.

>>518963475
yep that's me.

calorie counting is meh on keto, I've found eating within a 5pm-9pm window each day works wonders and promotes autophagy in the body.

i think of it as eating as humans did before they farmed wheat. i mean I've seen on here the difference of hunter gatherer skulls vs skulls after farming. hunter gatherers had much bigger jaws, etc

>>518963345

I'm having McCains Triple Cooked Oven Chips (£3.50, Sainsbury's), with 2 pork loin steaks (Lidl's, £3.49 for 4) and baby carrots with peas (Lidl's, 99p).

>>518963503
you need to have sex pronto

>>518963610
Dystopia

it's happening B-52 bombers flying around Venezuela

>>518963242
>they wield their power so blatantly and openly yet people still call you an antisemitic conspiracy theorist if you point it out
Sick of it.

we don't deserve rupert
as soon as he starts lighting a fire under the government for slacking on the inquiry they actually start moving
top lad

Is Starmer going to sit out his entire term of office?

>>518963692
No the jaws didnt change that much

That viral picture, the hunter gatherer was actually a medieval german farmer

schizoid theory: the broccoli hairstyle was pushed by glowniggers to promote integration of wogs.

>>518963692
Yeah easier to count just the carbs and be done with it. Keto takes care of the rest but I counted for a bit to prove my point

Some will say just eat less and count calories but it just doesn’t work for my body, the same calories a day on Keto and not give me different results. I should in theory lose weight with carbs and the same calories but I don’t.

Good luck lad.

>>518963832
Hope so. He's not perfect, but at least things are getting done. Longer we don't have Farage, the better. The grifter is going to wreck this country.

>>518963832
There is no term for PM - we vote for the party - they choose Hans.

>>518963921
They also pushed beards hard about 10-15 years ago for some reason.

>>518964012
An flatcaps

>>518963017
autismo confirmed

>>518963921
the peaky blinder cut was becoming too big they had to quash it

Might move to Thailand and live a life of degeneracy and excess

Did Blair cuck the zios?

>>518964012
Some of u clued in enough will remember the shortlived men in dresses attempt, it did not work and quickly got shelved

>>518963345
>food so good, you'll say bismillah twice
I want nothing to do with these people, and resent having to know anything about them

>>518963939
>Yeah easier to count just the carbs and be done with it. Keto takes care of the rest but I counted for a bit to prove my point
exactly.

i'll tell you something though that ive found absolutely mad. when i've messed the diet up one day, got drunk and ordered a pizza for instance, the sheer amount of water your body will hold on to just because of that high carb meal is astounding.

for me, around 24-36 hours after having a heavy carbohydrate meal i'll be pissing out so much water i don't believe it. it feels like an artificial piss though, like you're squeezing a sponge in your bladder. this happens every week and a half round about a where they say you'll have a 'whoosh' effect which is your cells shedding the water in waves.

thought it was bullshit until it happened, never looked back.

good luck to yourself too mate

I only realised this because I've just seen a caramel coloured african hyper golem strolling along with the same shaped hair

>>518964181
I remember they did that to Harry Styles and I think some black guys too.

>>518964141
>Academic Jeet

>>518963735
>>518963647
pure wudder lads :^)

>>518963602
>Like shagging your sister - how fucked-up are you?
I didn't say anything about that.

>>518961778
>posting his fake image in both threads
Trying too hard

>>518964345
You somehow escaped my filter. back in you go

I saw a white couple with a mixed race baby, i tried looking at the 'man' but he looked straight ahead, he had a beard and gave a stern look.

Disgusting.

>>518964129
This is my imagined death scene.

>>518964297
brad pitt too
extra tidbit a lass on the apprentice 2 years ago who was popular to win fell flat on her face and fired, with male dresses for a business idea

>>518964129
Look into it well before you do- from what I hear, that works out terribly for most of the people who try it, then they lack the resources to leave.
Though I don't see how much worse it could possibly be than here.

>>518964498
>>518964297
Probably an attempt to induce it into the public, there are bible quotes about men wearing womens clothing.

Pic related.

>>518964297
Underestimated - foren girls are mad for kilts.
Mention Scots roots and they gush

>>518963712
> McCains Triple Cooked Oven Chips
My condolences

>>518964606
Deuteronomy states, "A woman shall not wear man's clothing, nor shall a man put on a woman's clothing; for whoever does these things is an abomination to the Lord your God" (Deuteronomy 22:5)

>>518964012
Kek, no that was just a boomer fashion dying out.

>>518964364
For me - it's like that. Yours could be furries or whateva

>>518965074
How ginge is your daughter? Like pic related?

ah fuck posted in the wrong thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Dbl0O0r7k

>>518963345
Ragu

>>518960453 (OP)
>Election
Piss off. It's bread and circus. Theirs a group of people you've never even seen before steering this country to its doom.

>>518965160
Don't go there - I've got a Ryanair member's Clubcard

>>518965222
Look like shit

>>518965290
Does she have freckles?

>>518960453 (OP)
copium graph

>>518965160
blondeginge.jpg
any cunt member?

>>518965222
This is not ragu

>>518965433
Thats from a meeting of gingers in netherlands i think

might have a baff

>>518965499
fucking newfag

>>518965535
eat shit

>>518965501
You will never have a family

Yo my slimes

>>518965222
napolidan ragu is the best ragu

>>518965362
We ALL have them

>>518965628
you got my food bruce

i cant believe they've done this

>>518965222
Was the toilet occupied?

>>518965704
yea bro check your po box
the piffest of piff

I have just learned that ONLY 36% of India has internet access.
That mountain out to sea that's just appeared, is actually a shit tsunami of Indians... :(

>>518965845
Other Chans have range-banned India - and Israel.
If only they did that here too.

>>518965960
Doesn't solve the western pajeet/jew though

>1 litre of milk, 1 block of butter
>over 5 quid
the ecomony is fucked lads

>>518965845
Still more than us

>>518966067
True - but it's so nice. Like how it must have been decades ago

>>518965712
Labour did this to us

OI BRUV DID YO PAY UR £20K LOICENCE YET!

>>518966298
idk who comes up with the stupid specific stuff they legislate
>hurr you have to use digital currency
>oh but 20k is your limit
>why?
>uhhhh cus sed so
what the fuck is the point exactly?

>>518966077
Keep crying poorthener.

>>518966077
£3.80 in tesco you faggot

>>518966410
Cus they can do whatever they fucking well please. Armed police could take your kids and give no context and their would be no-where near enough pushback, it would pitter out and be pigeon-holed in less than a week. This country is so lame.

>>518966410
It's for the poors.
To stay rich you HAVE to stop poor people saving.

POV: 4chan
Josh: ukgov debt collectors

>>518963611
Filters, they all post the exact same shite like you said so it's easy.

>>518963345
Had a bit of chicken and pasta but making an apple crumble now. Going to have custard with it.

>>518966659
Based but he was defintley shitting himself on his way back wondering if that pencil neck remembered his registration plate

>>518966442
Norf > (((souf)))

>>518966833
i looked it up and it's a bit anyways

>>518966929
*sigh* so lame.

Welp. Cocaine's running low, gents...

It's been a ride. Guess it's back to feeling like a fuckin' loser again...

>>518966987
Become the man cocaine you wants you to be

>>518966987
>uses drugs he paid some nigger for
>doesn't think he's a loser

>>518966532
Lurpak is anemic tasteless scandinavian shite. buy british ffs

>>518963611
My memory resets every evening
>>518966764
>they
Its literally one friendless sperg who got doxed.

>>518967054
I buy kerrygold

>>518966987
Comedown's gonna get ya!
Comedown's gonna get ya!

>>518967053
>>posts from chink hell hole
Is also a loser

possible happening

SAM 153 and another us air force plane changed to radio frequency 7700 then diverted to RAF Mildenhall

>>518962298
just for research purposes, rude rude or lewd rude?

>>518966442
Some of us poor 'Poortherners' are in the South of France.
Hmmmm - how is Brixton/Tipton/Scunthorpe - or whatever ?

I'm only standing for Reform if Rosie Wrighting remains in parliament. I'm going to chat her up at the commons bar.

>>518966987
the paki drug gangs thank you for your service.

>>518967139
wow quick ask them if they have any spare "clips" for crymong to refill his tear ducts

>>518960968
>Let's talk more about anon's ginger sister.
I've already put a bid in. Fingers crossed.

>>518967069
>My memory resets every evening
So does everyone's. Damaging acts on brits as a people are forgotten about faster and faster. Southport stabbings?

>>518966532
>Lurpak
Why do you enjoying eating shit?

European countries by political position of largest parliamentary party.

>>518967139
left the lights on in the downstairs bog

If you must shop for butter at Tesco buy this and support quality English produce instead of that foreign muck ffs!!!

>>518967139
seeing reports that Pentagon guy Pete Hegseth is on it

>>518967174
Don't fucking (you) me you geriatric old cunt.
Was a sad day when you discovered brit/pol.
Now you shit it up with your inane drivel.
Your whole gimmick is "look at me lads, I'm an Englishman in France"..."notice me", I'm so based and red-pilled aren't I"..lmao.
France is shit mate. You're not impressing anyone.

Spill genetically engineered tomato puree not blood

>>518967305
Not bloody made of money.

>>518967371
Am I drunk? or

>>518967371
On ket?

>>518967432
You're upset because he's done something different to you in life and you're questioning if you made the right decisions.
Now you're trying to pull him down because it's easier to convince yourself he's your enemy than to look at why it upsets you that he's in france.

>>518967432
Luv you bud - nearly din dins. hmmm

>>518967371
The secretary of war is such a disagreeable fellow.

>>518965960
>Other Chans have range-banned India - and Israel.

32 posts by abdul from paris

Abdul, this is a brit/pol/ thread.

Here we discuss paki rape gangs

>>518967139
>radio frequency 7700
*squawk
(not a frequency)
>>518967432
it's a jnig larp, just filter it. he posts stolen images but can't timestamp them. or thinks a timestamp is to use an image of a completely different thread at a different time. in low res

>>518967139
possible cabin depressurization

>>518967139
Putin is going to start crashing out because Trump said ukraine can have tomahawks

keeeeek runcorn paedo didn't get enough (you)s so resorted to his pakipost shite

>>518967575
Heya mate. You're right. Anyone can evolve beyond what you're expected to be. Shake it up a bit - follow your cock or whatever (it worked for me)

>>518966987
>Welp. Cocaine's running low, gents...

What does cocaine do to you?

https://www.zerohedge.com/precious-metals/jamie-dimon-says-gold-can-easily-go-5000-or-10000
>Dimon admitted that gold “could easily go to $5,000, $10,000 in environments like this. This is one of the few times in my life it’s semi-rational to have some in your portfolio.”

Semi rational some nerve this guy.

>>518967870
shut up you fucking retard

So what's everyone gonna do when Ofcom block us from here in 60 days?

>>518967432
ahahahaha
seethe spastic
he's living a better life than you could ever dream of

>>518967829
I'd be fucking laughing if he sends them a crate of axes.

am getting in bed

>>518967886
turns you into an arsehole

get on my level

>>518967910
One of us is living in SW France (we have banana trees here), the other is in Leeds or wherever.
Do you really think I give a flying fuck?

>>518967432
>"look at me lads, I'm an Englishman in France"..."notice me"

He can't help it, hes in france so his flag is gonna be french.

they've deployed a fuel tanker incase it's got issues landing

>>518968177
do you think I do?

>>518963612
Thank you. Hopefully it won't be too difficult to circumvent.

>>518968188
he can fuck off, has he tried that?

>>518967961
Go to another chan probably.

>>518968229
I don't care. Be more

>>518967432
Based

>>518968296
no

>>518968152
Tried their extra mature cheddar, best stuff I had in a long time

>>518968290
just get mysterium vpn or tuxler

>>518968028
Zelensky will be seething

>>518968188
>>518968229
>>518968298
>>518968326
Hmmm - how many IDs? I know how sad you (singular) are;
I'm not playing

Am in bed lads

>>518967139
TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS RIGHT NOW

>>518968610
shut up retard

>>518960453 (OP)
Trump will somehow make Reform / the right lose
Like in Canada

an apache helicopter is cummin to fukkin shoot him down

>>518968614
>blobfish.jpg

>>518968674
try to make some friends, you can leave the house

>>518966266
>Labour did this to us

bet these lads are a great laugh at the pub

>woman with a cock for an arm
wow that was difficult

>>518968902
nah

>>518968926
>bet these lads are a great laugh at the pub

>>518968832
>average whores in nightclub
>foreigner says they should be beheaded
...based.

>>518968926
They're big lads.

>>518966559
>This country is so lame.

>Reply instantly filtered
Kek foreign attention seeking gammon STEAMING

>>518969002
Move to Pakistan if it's so based.

>>518969001
these aren't your run of the mill bames
these are elite athletes
big lads at the top of their game

>>518965222
Nice. What are you having it with?

good lads
japanese people are wonderful

>>518968969
Then try to die in a weird fucked-up way so we we can a make a meme out of it.
xXx
Going to lay down with my Mrs now - feels pure - clean

>>518969346
no

I'm starting to think a ubiquitous surveillance state isn't such a good idea, lads.

>>518969263
get em gone lad

>>518969403
Prevent on are on their way to check your thinking

>>518969480
>Pinchas Goldschmidt
lmao
That fucking name.

Joshs life is so depressing kek

F

>>518969717
He could be typing this out with a toddler on his cock.

>>518967305
This is not only cheaper, but better.

>>518969717
his only way to make friends was to start a paedophile network

>>518969949
Is this a glownudge where you post it here first before the news is announced and you get this place investigated ahead of schedule?

>>518969717
So much so you spend every day obsessing over it kek

>>518969343
>What'll be today's minority for "right-wingers" to wank over?
>*spins wheel*
>Will it be Sikhs? Will be it Gurkhas? Will it be Poles?
>Looks like it'll be... Japs!

>>518967886
It feels like how you feel when you've achieved something, and it turns you into an arsehole.

Seething kek

>>518970578
you don't need to get your knickers in a twist over a visiting sportsman having a pint in the pub

>>518970461
noncedan btfo

>>518960453 (OP)
Lies. Reform is a racist Party. Only the Conservative Party can deliver sensible economic and immigration policies that embrace diverse Britain and the economic advantages of 1m+ annual immigration.

>>518970921
>Josh vs Leto

>>518970578
>Poles
kek, the right in the UK fucking despise the Poles. Prefer Pakis or Jews for some really odd reason.

>>518970921
lmao

>samefagging and laughing at his own jokes
what a sad fat nonce
19 hours of samefagging and seething
jnigger has no life

Lmao he's seething
He hates that vid

>>518968360
They're all banned for brony shit.

Wound him up
Watched him go
Kek

Any ethnic food lovers ITT?

>>518969949
Fat generals want him dead, search for suspects by uniform trousers size.

>>518971047
>the right in the UK
>Prefer Pakis
No they don't.

>>518971622
That nigger slop looks radioactive

>>518967054
i prefer it to actual butter i feel their ratio of butter to seed oil is spot on

>>518971047
The major policy of your literal conservative party was poles out, pakis in, and the numbers back it up.

>>518971622
I'd be arrested if I tried to draw her...

>>518971460
>They're all banned for brony shit.

Someone was on here the other day using mysterium

Caret cerk!? Caret!? In cerk!?

>>518971823
New
>>518971823
When
>>518971823
Bready

>>518966884
*The South* > noRf

>>518969002
>>518969002
jej
They'd rather fuck a dog than that dirty wog
Things went better than expected