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Anonymous (ID: H1TaTaaf) United States No.518961880 [Report] >>518961943 >>518962069 >>518962101 >>518962102 >>518962158 >>518962185 >>518962217 >>518962246 >>518962274 >>518962430 >>518962442 >>518962447 >>518962465 >>518962496 >>518962578 >>518962683 >>518962746 >>518962749 >>518962754
I'M 400LBS. HOW THE FUCK AM I SURVIVING A CIVIL WAR?!
BE REALISTIC. I'M FUCKING DEAD
Anonymous (ID: xcjXBsmj) United States No.518961943 [Report]
>>518961880 (OP)
a fat retard can still pull a trigger
Khazarian queen of Arendelle ǃFrozen/S0A and Breakroom ‼yCDTB+C6DRw and ‼1sGRVCL7Exa (ID: GJQ/Iowm) United States No.518962069 [Report] >>518962392 >>518962486
>>518961880 (OP)
you can hide as a pile of 6 full contractor garbage bags
Anonymous (ID: 4fL+vIqa) United States No.518962074 [Report] >>518962142
Okay Boogie, it's time to go back to your handler now. Say hi to the Gnome for me.
Anonymous (ID: aYVroxqt) United States No.518962101 [Report]
>>518961880 (OP)
You being such a fat ass can realistically fast for 50 something days and be fine with just water and some vitamins
Anonymous (ID: OklB2CFR) United States No.518962102 [Report] >>518962152
>>518961880 (OP)
guns are the great equalizer, it doesn't matter if you are up against Mike Tyson you can still poke a hole in his brain from any range
Elsa, Khazarian queen of Arendelle ǃFrozen/S0A and Breakroom ‼yCDTB+C6DRw and ‼1sGRVCL7Exa (ID: GJQ/Iowm) United States No.518962142 [Report] >>518962704
>>518962074
boogie is skinny now
Anonymous (ID: OklB2CFR) United States No.518962152 [Report] >>518962308 >>518962326
>>518962102
Anonymous (ID: mfr6j9Ld) Germany No.518962158 [Report]
>>518961880 (OP)
Time to start fasting
Anonymous (ID: aTiz7zh7) No.518962185 [Report]
>>518961880 (OP)
you can survive a month just staying in your house and drink water.
Anonymous (ID: +qwGFm6Z) United States No.518962217 [Report] >>518962310 >>518962507
>>518961880 (OP)
>civil war results in a famine
>fat people survive
Anonymous (ID: os/OWyTi) United Kingdom No.518962246 [Report]
>>518961880 (OP)
You can act as a roadblock
Anonymous (ID: VPz51JAa) United States No.518962274 [Report]
>>518961880 (OP)
Consider yourself lucky, you can’t be drafted to fight for evil globohomo jews
Anonymous (ID: j57BitMW) United States No.518962290 [Report]
Cannibal
Anonymous (ID: eJrMU7xS) United States No.518962308 [Report] >>518962456
>>518962152
Great how David is portrayed as racially Northern European when he would have looked like an Arab.
Anonymous (ID: H1TaTaaf) United States No.518962310 [Report] >>518962438 >>518962439
>>518962217
So there is hope?
Anonymous (ID: VPz51JAa) United States No.518962326 [Report]
>>518962152
>let me reference a jew fairytale

Cringe
Anonymous (ID: niMYWAII) United States No.518962392 [Report]
>>518962069
Foolish idea. I'll be dumpster diving the whole time for food and salvageable goods.
Anonymous (ID: kU8mji0h) Poland No.518962430 [Report]
>>518961880 (OP)
you are dead weight
Anonymous (ID: VPz51JAa) United States No.518962438 [Report]
>>518962310
For people too far gone and fucked up to be drafted. White dudes who are healthy and fit will be though. Classic stuff really
Anonymous (ID: +qwGFm6Z) United States No.518962439 [Report]
>>518962310
always.
Anonymous (ID: wJX5GUQk) Brazil No.518962442 [Report]
>>518961880 (OP)
Learn how to roll instead of walking
Anonymous (ID: zUGCkBPj) United States No.518962443 [Report]
>no source, argument, or context
Anonymous (ID: +/nfTiRD) Poland No.518962447 [Report] >>518962519
>>518961880 (OP)
>HOW THE FUCK AM I SURVIVING A CIVIL WAR?!
Step one. Use metric system.

How much is that in kg?
Anonymous (ID: OklB2CFR) United States No.518962456 [Report]
>>518962308
It's most likely that they inherited white genes from Esau (red hair, pink skin)
Anonymous (ID: IMNJrUYD) United States No.518962465 [Report] >>518962611
>>518961880 (OP)
Fatmaxxing will ensure once all the twigs have starved you will still be carrying an ample store of calories. You just need a secure location and a reliable water source.
Anonymous (ID: 16FpwMu2) United States No.518962486 [Report]
>>518962069
>contractor garbage bags
It's just contract bags you retarded namefag retard that never used a contractor bag for anything other than cleaning up your mountain of dilation rags.
Anonymous (ID: x1K4Ev/m) United States No.518962496 [Report]
>>518961880 (OP)
Armor this cave troll up and put him at a checkpoint
Anonymous (ID: R6BbqAVo) Sweden No.518962507 [Report]
>>518962217
The average American can feed a battalion for a week. You’re becoming BBQ, fatty.
Anonymous (ID: H1TaTaaf) United States No.518962519 [Report] >>518962779
>>518962447
181kg
Anonymous (ID: llaUCdd0) No.518962578 [Report]
>>518961880 (OP)
fatties don't need to exist anyway... But here's how it'll go down in clown world- the fatties will kick back and operate the drones while all the guys that struggled through life and never could get fat will be forced to run around out in the field being chased by the drones...fatties continue on their genetics as "heroes" from the war- all the fit hard working ones come back home half blown away and with lifelong PTSD, the females breed the lazy worthless fat fuck fatties, the hard working ones die alone under a bridge with only a whiskey bottle to keep them warm...ah such is the just and noble creature that is human, also eat shit I hope we all die, vaporize this sick faggot species.
Anonymous (ID: VPz51JAa) United States No.518962611 [Report]
>>518962465
> Fatmaxxing will ensure once all the twigs have starved you will still be carrying an ample store of calories.
>Fatmaxxing


Lmfao. Let’s do this burger bros let’s roooollll
Anonymous (ID: DCK3vIfK) United States No.518962683 [Report]
>>518961880 (OP)
>400 lbs
You'd probably survive pretty well, since you could go a year without food
Anonymous (ID: 4fL+vIqa) United States No.518962704 [Report]
>>518962142
Forgot he took the Oz- Pill
Anonymous (ID: VU+4RyJS) United States No.518962746 [Report]
>>518961880 (OP)
lose weight you lardnigger subhuman
Anonymous (ID: TbdIBpDv) United States No.518962749 [Report]
>>518961880 (OP)
Are they filming a new Bond movie?
Anonymous (ID: QqpuMwJD) United States No.518962754 [Report]
>>518961880 (OP)
Go into the woods and live off your fat reserves for 2 years
Anonymous (ID: +/nfTiRD) Poland No.518962779 [Report]
>>518962519
How do you survive without civil war?