Thread 518965830

Are you getting on the ships, why or why not?
We don't have much time left before they're here.

What are the pros and cons of getting on the ships?

>>518965830 (OP)
>Are you getting on the ships, why or why not?
Yes, the ship is to save us from planet 9's wrath.

>>518965830 (OP)
LIVE 3I/Atlas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya6lMCPV8K0

>>518965934
what is planet 9?

>>518965830 (OP)
I'd get on the ships, even with the cons.

Pro:
You get to see space.
Be part of a galactic alliance.
Defend the fronteirs against speakable evil.
Fuck green tripple breasted whores.
Probably get your own space ship.

Con:
The ships are controlled by anal probe.
Human smell is offensive to them so they try to avoid you.
They don't cater to humans specifically, so you have to eat "Human food" off the menu. Which is 500ml water, a pile of rice, a potato, corn and bread every meal.
Were seen as violent, theives with no real culture. Space police harras us alot.

>>518965830 (OP)
>get raped by aliens
>get raped by niggers and kikes
Decisions decisions

>>518966198
But what if the galactic federation turns out to be space globohomo? I'm wondering if there's a space empire in opposition to them, or if they're a fractured rebellion?

for me, it's space cats

>>518966193
>what is planet 9?
Nibiru, wormwood. It fucks the earth each 12,500 years. https://x.com/GovLambright/status/1978318641570423061

>>518965830 (OP)
Yes, someone has to spread intergalactic Christianity to make sure our new friend's souls are saved.

We should've did something that says when it arrives close to our keyhole areas it'll absorb souls that have wondered from the body and everyone who kills themselves or dies during that time period will have their souls absorbed and sent to a better realm. I'm pissed I just thought about this now. It came to me in a dream.

I'm getting on the ships. I don't feel like I belong among the human race. Maybe we artists are hybrids and are meant to get on the ships

>>518966988
**Autists

>>518966550
>he doesnt have an effect activation negation for Nibiru ready by the time he hits his 5th special summon
Sloppy, sloppy. Sounds like a skill issue.

>>518965830 (OP)
>see retarded slide thread
>leaf flags everywhere
Every single time.

>>518966193
that’s where the gayniggers from outer space come from!

>>518966198
>Human smell is offensive to them so they try to avoid you.
>Were seen as violent, theives with no real culture. Space police harras us alot.
I won t jump the fence to become a niggerjeet. I m not boarding any ayy spaceship ! They don t even have fromage on top of that.

>>518965830 (OP)
i always thought a cool way to die would be fighting aliens, even better if you fight them and don't die. not getting on. fighting to my last bullet or last drop of blood. if they say "come with us or whatever then" and just then just want to leave me alone and respect my decision i'll probably be disappointed.

>>518965830 (OP)
Genuine question. Will you commit suicide if it turns out to be just a comet? Looks like a lot of people with miserable lives are putting their hope in this, what happens when you realize you have to go back to work for the next 40 years?

>>518967391
They'll try to tell you how Earth is about to be recycled and it's your last chance to escape earth unharmed. They might leave us to our devices if we stay, or there may be a cataclysm.

It's hard to say which one, but it's likely one of the two.

>>518965830 (OP)
>Are you getting on the ships, why or why not?

I am not getting in
Those that go in, will be eated slowly by the saurians and greys
Those that remain will die in an instant when they destroy the planet.
I would rather die fast.

>>518967391
>a cool way to die would be fighting aliens
Yes, we must die to preserve the current status quo of Global Jewish feminism dystopia nightmare world. No alien is allowed to break this status quo, we must prevail!

>>518967576
i think i'd trust what the aliens say even less than i trust what politicians say. giant comet lands on earth and a bunch of skinny grayfags hop out and tell me the there's no time to explain just hurry up and get in because the earth is about to explode i'm going to be naturally suspicious.

>>518967476
No, I won't do that. I think it's real because the current status quo clearly cannot maintain itself in it's current state for much longer at all, and they need something that transcends all paradigms so nobody can claim to be above it all.

To answer your question before it turns out to be a comet and you comet sudoku :^)

NO, I'm not getting on any fucking ship. You have to be retarded to do that, you'd be completely at their mercy, maybe they'll keep you alive and torture you indefinitely just for shits and giggles.
If they decide to kill humanity I'll cheer for them until I get vaporized with the rest of the normal cattle scum, but that's the only interaction I'll have with them.

>>518966198
Pros:
Some hot alien chick has a fat ugly human fetish and keeps you as a sex pet

>>518967626
there's always the chance globohomo will fail. if aliens are trying to convince you to get on their ship there's probably a 100% chance they are going to eat you, or worse.

>>518967857
The current status quo can maintain itself until you're 70 shitting in a diaper wishing someone would visit you. You were born just a few decades too soon to witness or enjoy the collapse of the status quo, so was I. I'm sorry for us.

>>518967906
ayylium sexpats traveling intergalactic space to rape bald fat men from the blue marble

>>518965830 (OP)
When the spinning ball-Earth is finally exposed worldwide for the 400+ year deception it was, Earth's entire population will suddenly be faced with the reality that every government, every space agency, university, secret society, religious organization, mainstream and alternative media outlet have ALL been duplicitous in propping up a monstrous manipulation to fleece and control the masses. The resulting mass mental exodus away from the control system is exactly what humanity needs. Once the flat Earth truth gets out, these lying politicians, spokesmen, reporters and teachers suddenly change from being heralded voices of authority to being ridiculed, shunned and denounced as they deserve. Once the flat Earth truth gets out, these governments, universities, media outlets and other entangled organizations which have long been hard at work weaving this multi-generational ball-Earth myth, suddenly and completely lose all credibility. Once the truth of our flat Earth gets out, so does the truth of these few elite families/societies who have kept this most important and fundamental reality from us for these hundreds of years! Essentially, once the flat Earth truth gets out, so does every other important truth by proxy, because this "mother-of-all-conspiracies" holds under its umbrella literally ALL of the other conspiracies, and exposes them.

>>518967927
They might torture you for all of eternity until the end of time, I'm not going on any fucking ship. After I enjoy watching normal cattle scum being kidnapped or vaporized by them, I'm killing myself before they get me. No promises of eternal paradise are worth the risk it brings.

Seriously, there's no argument you can give me to get on those fucking ships. Call me paranoid.
There's a 50/50 chance your life gets better or a lot fucking worse, alien made horrors beyond your comprehension.

Imagine a world where all the retarded nigger normalfaggots including roasties go with the aliens for whatever stupid reason and the rest of us paranoid losers remain on Earth.
Literally most of the atheist faggots gone to enjoy their gay space utopia while the religious fundamentalists remain here.
Perfect scenario I hope this is real and they do convince lots of people to go with them.

>>518968125
LOL
>the good news is we know how to keep you alive forever
>the bad news is why we want to keep you alive forever

>>518965830 (OP)
Don't get on the ships, I guess.

>>518968628
Kek, this is literally what will happen to the gay atheist Redditors that get on the ships. I'm looting the nearest hunting store and dying with a rifle in my hand if they start kidnapping people. If they vaporize all of us it's over, nothing you can do.

>>518965830 (OP)
its gonna be kinda lulzy when this is over and they start saying things like "they must have decided we werent very interesting". its literally a rock worshipping cult. lmao.

No. I don't want to be at their mercy.
How do you know they won't make you slave away for 12h a day?

>>518969440
but you are already being a slave to the state

>>518969440
Don't worry about it RoBro you'll slave away for 10h a day when the decretei retire and they realize they need to whip the working class even harder to pay for that budget.
What's the difference between 10h and 12h? Maybe they'll give you tight alien pussy for that extra 2 hours

>>518967869
The only positive I can see from getting on the ships is you're either going to a new frontier of a breakaway civilization on a new planet, or you'll be prepared to restart Earth civilization through a process that we don't fully understand what it entails, but if this is the case, it's safe to say the earth indeed goes through the apocalypse.

Those are the positives.

Not getting on the ships. I do hope most of you go, so I can enjoy the Earth with less people.

>>518965830 (OP)
Hopefully all the niggers and Jews get on their ships

>>518968036
those privileged intergalactic she-chuds!

If one of those little grey fucks comes out of their spaceship, I will choke the fucker to death.

>>518969973
>not MMA elbow striking the fucker, like a good flip should

>>518967476
Do people usually commit suicide when their lottery ticket is a dud? It's highly unlikely, this is just an escapist fantasy like any other.

>>518966193
>plan it?
>nein
moving by the spirit, not the flesh

if you plan it, you will be caught
if you act on impluse, and leave when you're moved, you wont be caught

>>518969629
>The only positive I can see from getting on the ships is you're either going to a new frontier of a breakaway civilization on a new planet, or you'll be prepared to restart Earth civilization through a process that we don't fully understand
Or you get tortured for all of fucking eternity so they get some laughs out of it.
What the fuck are you talking about, man? Do you know anything about these entities? Where did you even get those scenarios from?
How do you know they have good intentions? Maybe they don't the only reasonable answer would be to be skeptical and armed to the fucking teeth if they turn out to be real. You'd be at their mercy like an animal in a slaughterhouse except we don't have the tech to keep an animal alive forever while torturing it.

nothing ever happens

>>518966198
close your window, bongoloid. youre going to end up in a fucking gaylien metal alloy cage and you will be a lab rat.

>>518967906
It will actually be more like "The Sparrow" by Mary Doria Russell. Better hope the aliens lube you up before the anal raping starts. Ps they'll tell everyone you know that you wanted to get bumfucked, begged to have it happen etc

>>518965830 (OP)
Im staying here nigger. Im nationalist not a intergalactic commie

>>518970158
Based & Redpilled. Pleiadian Aryan Empire.

i will have sex with the aliens

>>518966198
>Pro:
>You get to see space.
>Be part of a galactic alliance.
>Defend the fronteirs against speakable evil.
>Fuck green tripple breasted whores.
>Probably get your own space ship

>Con:
space isn't real, what you've been told is space is actually the empty space in a giant cavern, dotted with lights and giant displays
the galactic alliance is demons
they are actively fighting God, and you are destined to lose
those tripple breasted whores are actually trannies
you wont get your own spaceship, what will happen is you'll be possesed by demons. around the same time they reveal to you all of the above they will give you the option to go against God and be possessed, or be killed and fed to the rest of the "ship"

>>518970131
People don't get as excited over a lottery ticket. The outcome of winning the lottery is also not as exciting as aliens being real and coming here to save us from X or Y. I can see how some people would be extremely upset if it turns out to be a nothingburger.

>>518965830 (OP)
no. I bet you it will be packed with jeets since they'll promise white women looking aliens.

I know the earth is flat and I also know aliens aren't real, so no I will not get on the ships.

blue beans

>>518970432
they dont need your shitty dna. it would be a downgrade by 12 billion years.

>>518966198
Humans are niggers in space?

>>518970459
This whole demonic possession scenario is somehow better than what might happen if people go on the ships lmao. If God is real then those demons could be defeated eventually, if it's not the case and they are real aliens the idiots that go with them will probably get turned into human batteries for hundreds of years or worse if they get unlucky.

>>518970596
i never said it would be consensual

>>518970604
More like the hamburger you ate last time you went to McDonald's. And that's the good scenario, the bad ones are incomprehensible.

>>518970596
One question I seriously wonder about is how do Reptilians fit in to the galactic federation?

Are they banished from the federation? From what I understand they're excluded because they're considered part of the lower forces/vibrations. they don't operate on the same frequencies.

>>518965830 (OP)
No. I want to enjoy the chaos left on Earth.

Here's a possible scenario if you're dumb enough to go on the ships: maybe they'll keep you in a state of complete pain/anxiety to extract something like adrenochrome or whatever from you and since they have good tech they can keep you alive same way we keep horseshoe crabs alive, maybe for 500 years up to eternity.

You have no idea if this will happen or not, you would be at their mercy completely if you want to risk it for some ideas of gay communist space utopia go for it buddy.
I just ain't going that's all.
I'll just fucking shoot them, if they vaporize my bullets I'll shoot myself before they get me. Simple AS.

>>518965830 (OP)
Cons
>aliens will try to anally probe you
Pros
>if they fail then a bunch of hot female aliens to you anally probe

Endure it, keep your ass safe.

>>518970695
why would they come all the way across multiple galaxies and endless voids to turn us bipedal pig-apes into batteries?
if they come here all the way they will have but two goals:
1) to grab extremely valuable resources justifying the long journey and all the energy and time it took to get here. that's the spacefaring merchant scenario.
2) to settle on earth and to live here. that's the spacefaring settler scenario.
until i see third-eye-atlas with my own eyes hovering in orbit i will assume it's just a rock about to be flung back into the void.

Don't let them kidnap you. If you're a pussy like most 4chan users loot the nearest pharmacy load up on painkillers and anxiolytics, do the deed before they get you.
You've seen how we treat animals. The burger you ate yesterday? Some animal suffered horrors beyond comprehension so you could have a single burger, that's your fate if a superior civilization gets their hands on you.
Don't be naive, don't assume good intentions. No promises of paradise could possibly ever be worth it, but that's just my take. You could always join Reddit and go with them in an orderly manner.

>>518966193
She dummy thicc

>>518971425
>why would they come all the way across multiple galaxies and endless voids to turn us bipedal pig-apes into batteries
Maybe something in the human body is extremely valuable to them? How the fuck would you know? You have 0 contact with them, you don't know anything, just assume everything.
>to grab extremely valuable resources
You could be that resource, again you have no idea what their world is about.
>to settle
They might just kill us all to make room for themselves.
Both scenarios of collecting resources (which might be humans you don't know) or settling could end with us being kidnapped or wiped out.
Same way you destroy an ant's nest that is on your territory. So assuming friendliness is fucking naive.

NASA and China have both gone completely silent about it. It's spooked them for sure.

>>518970881
there is no federation or whatever youre talking about. i wont tell you how all of this works, thats for you to find out.

>>518971425
something will be dropped on earth that looks like an egg.

>>518971878
Do you recognize this individual?

>>518965830 (OP)
>FTL spaceships
Yea we don't have teleportation so if everyone can line up single file...

>>518965830 (OP)
> Are you getting on the ships, why or why not?
I like taking risks so I will def get in

>What are the pros and cons of getting on the ships?

Pros: You get to find out about aliens and stuff beyond your imagination
Cons: Death after anal probing

>>518971941
this only works in the fifth dimension. youre showing 2d. thats how retarded you really are.

The only sane scenario if aliens turn out to be real is to unite all of humanity against them and prepare for the worst.
Which is what Project Blue Beam is all about, this is why I don't trust this nonsense.
But if aliens turn out to be real we are to weak to attack them immediately, we'd have to wait and see what they do first and if they are hostile in any way attack them with everything we got, if they can counter all our weapons it was over from the start. Either kill yourself or accept whatever is coming your way. Hopefully they are real, friendly and take Redditors on their ships and then fuck off.

>>518966198
A species advanced enough to traverse space is going to know basic shit like how carbohydrates, fat, and proteins work you retard. That shit is universal.

>>518971459
>Some animal suffered horrors beyond comprehension so you could have a single burger
You are the most mentally ill man in the thread and that's saying something.

>>518965830 (OP)
>Are you getting on the ships, why or why not?
I’m not getting on the ship this time. I went last time 12,000 years ago in another life. The Ra’axilons somehow knew we were just out of glacial long freeze and flew over to intercept our budding diaspora of hunter gatherers right after we thawed out as a species. Same entrance too, appeared as a fireball in the sky but turned out to be a giant metal bird. We know now it’s a ship. Anyway OP don’t board it, they take you back to their home, in the Mintaka star system some 1,200 light-years from Earth, basically Orions belt lol. They’ve got five blue suns, their planet hides among them. They’ve got a massive reflective artificial shell around the planet, bit like a created atmosphere, it reflects all the light from the other 5 blue stars to camouflage as a sixth star to keep other beings away. They basically take you there and fuck with your genetics for about 100 years. And yeah you live through it because they give you bodily immortality and after 100 more years they take you back to Earth. No clue why they do this but they also cut your balls off during the experimenting. Not worth it bro.

I hope they either:
1. Decide to vaporize all of humanity
2. Turn out to be friendly and decide to take anyone that goes with them
And I hope every fucking gaytheist Redditor goes with them to gaylien neverland. I don't care if they get turned into batteries or get eternal utopia, imagine the world afterwards.
You fags got me, I also don't want this to be a simple comet, I won't kill myself but I know there will be a few thousand suicides if this turns out to be a nothingburger.

>>518972075
Fuck you, there is a federation. Either tell us something we don't know or leave us alone.

>>518972495
You're joking right? You have any idea what the animals in your burgers suffered before they got slaughtered? Or you think it's an actual farm grown animal that had an amazing life before the big day came and it got ACK-ed?
It's actually funny how fucking retarded you are, your complete lack of empathy for the creatures you consider below you is exactly what's gonna happen to you if a superior alien gets his hands on you. It's actually extremely funny, chances are you'll get treated the same way you treat a chicken or a pig lmao. Man you really should get on the ship if it turns out to be real.
I'm not even vegan or vegetarian just stating the facts.

>>518972887
Why are euros so cucked

You have to wonder how Michiu Kaku feels about someone using an AI likeness of him on youtube to make him sound like a deranged schizo talking about how aliens are coming and we are all doomed. It had me fooled for a couple of videos, and I really thought dementia had set in or something.

>>518966193
best case scenario is a primordial blackhole

>>518972146
the bible says that God himself will send a great delusion in the last days, in connection to the revealing of the man of sin and "something" being taken away first

i conclude that the rapture will be explained away by claiming it was "muh aliens"

>>518973074
>no argument whatsoever
Why are Americans so stupid? Now I really hope you get on the ship stupid faggot. If they don't turn you into alien burger I'll kill you myself.

>>518965830 (OP)
To believe that these things are anything other than man-made horrors is evidence of pathetic narrow-mindedness.

>>518973560
Sometime between the hiroshima/nagasaki atomic bombings and roswell, the aliens intervened and we had to make some sort of deal with them.

Whatever deal was made is now maturing, and we're about to witness whatever happens next.

>>518965830 (OP)
>Are you getting on the ships y/n?
Its entorely dependant on if browns are allowed on.
If browns on ships= true
Then N
If browns on ships =false
Then Y

>>518965830 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHISOG_1a0o

Live as a god a be recycled. I think I could use a cycle more.

Real Reason 4chan was HACK Cuz This Post!
OMG Real Hacker Inside Área51! Most importante Thread ever posted!
Was here over fews days ago Jeaniis freaks keep deleting Thread in PANIC mode cuz is so legit Haxorman infosec.
Wtf he did reply on any questions! He did return the next day but posts were deleted very quickly, where he basically made a statement that we are living in a catastrophic immenent Alien disclosure arrival any day. This was the only reason the deep state Illuminati let Trump win the election. We are all going to move into gigantic motherships in a relocation rapture type of event, so it is over, sir. Good luck, Safe.

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Bye must go return morning
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Original Thread from 1 hours ago POL Archive

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/492480581/

>>518974037
Honestly, it is likely that all races will be welcomed on the ships. So I guess you're staying then.

This thread was fun I could ramble for an entire hour. Here's what's gonna happen: 3I will turn out to be a comet, you'll be extremely disappointed over this nothingburger. Remember, it's not the first nothingburger in your life nor the last one, you're in your 20's or early 30's so you've got 40 years of wagelsavery/NEETdom left in you.
It's not gonna get better in fact it will get worse, see you here tomorrow space cowboy.

>>518974034
Contracts and agreements were definitely concluded, but the “aliens” are a scam and mostly just a code word for Nazis.

>>518974496
Thank you for participating in my thread, Romania bro. If it doesn't happen, I'll swallow my pride. But I think it will. Something is different about this happening. We've been swarmed on Earth by scout craft for some time now. Good night.

>>518965830 (OP)
how gonna 10 bazinglion indians fit on these. imagine having to share 2x2m cubicle with 20 of them. enjoy your
utopia no refunds

>>518974545
https://x.com/Vision4theBlind/status/1658658516398227456

A sneak peek at Project Blue Beam technology

>>518974545
I just can't seem to leave this shit thread, everything else is just gay US politics. I love some of you schizophrenic losers, you make life slightly more interesting. If it's Blue Beans it's still more exciting than the status quo we have today. I pray for it to be Blue Beam at least.
>>518974637
I hope something happens. Life is too boring for nothing to happen. If it's a government project so be it.

>>518974689
indians will be pressed into a. easy to store protein cube to feed the other passengers.

>>518970483
Dude, the people who larp that this is a spaceship does so every single time a new interstellar comet is discovered, they didnt kill themselves during omuamua, why would they now?

I thought it was a spaceship at first just because the strange plume that was oriented towards its vector of movement almost as if it had just performed a breaking manuveur.

I think if it was really ET or a probe or something we would at least see it perform some kind of course correction at perihelion, and it doesnt seem like it is doing that as far as I know.

If there is no kind of exhaust or ejecta before 29oct, its just not going to happen. Sorry UFO nuts, maybe some other time.

>>518974780
just stay here. ayy schizo threads are the only sort of fun threads left on /pol/.

>>518966198
why the fuck would aliens make bread for you. You would probably get like glucose gel fed by gavage

>>518974998
this. nigga thinks the ayys are going to serve him a thanksgiving meal every day lol.

>>518965830 (OP)
Peak jeet escapism, fuck out of my face nigger

>>518974807
Having to eat Indian protein cubes is worse than being turned into a human battery for 500 years lmao.
>>518974816
Yeah it's probably nothing, but you know the little "probes" around it and all that shit has gotten schizos really excited and these threads are better than Charlie Kirk's legacy and other US related nonsense. I dread going back to the catalog.

>>518974721
blue balls was one scenario between many others
it came from one guy, not even a leak
blue beam != blue book
not even from the Doty era
it's the worse theory in our space, there are way more credible ones
blue beams is like Q, a stupid psyop for boomers
I can't believe we still have to debate that one (but it's because of boomers and newfags)

Yes ill leave and take my family with me.

Chad explorer vs virgin hiding in fear

>>518971459
You're 100% correct bro.

God, I just went to the catalog and was immediately disappointed. I'll post 40 times here if it means saving this thread, what the fuck.
>>518975422
Ok, schizo me up. What is blue book and how is blue beam a stupid psyop? I'm more willing to believe the government is playing tricks on us than gay aliens from outer space being real.

>>518965830 (OP)
But honestly, all this talk about asteroids and comets and dopamine rushing you with AYYs constantly, is just conditioning to make you docile and unreactive regarding the true concern for us.

>>518975655
they'll drop you on a different earth like planet to seed it. it'll be hard but fun because they'll watch over you guys for the first thousand years or so until you get the hang of it.
i will stay here. earth will be perfectly fine once the bulk of humans is gone. i enjoy solitude.

>>518975655
You and your family will end up as dinner for some rich alien aristocrat lmao. They'll discard your body after harvesting some organ they consider a delicacy. And that's one of the best scenarios too. I'll enjoy all the bitches that got left behind for us, the virgins hiding in caves and all that :)

>>518975947
Why do you guys think that every rich person has build a bunker on a private island?

>>518975703
> What is blue book and how is blue beam a stupid psyop?
asking that kind a question on pol knowing we talked about those topics for 20+ years, and you want me to give you everything on a silver plate?
tabarnak dude

tldr: blue book was govt project, semi-truthful lot of lies. blue beam was from Serge Monast, in print and on tape, only started spreading after his death post 96 and it's ALL just Monast's conspiracy narrative, it is NOT a declassified US project nor even a leak.

Therefore, everyone that talks about blue beam know nothing about the topic at all, they are just repeating the same talking point salad from someone else which was also a lazy piece of shit.

What we have tho is a big psyop with layer of psyops on different topics rn
The US govt is accelerating a lot of different topics: immigration, religion, jews, aliens/ufo/demon, and hidden tech
Impossible to really know what totally the truth, it's always truths within lies and lies within truths

I did my best to do a tldr

>>518975955
>>518975992

Both fun options. Either way im being eaten alive here on earth already

BLUE BENIS :D

>>518976042
and don't forget they are drilling day and night to dig out more underground cities and dumbs. i think that's also why they are nobody seems to give a fuck anymore because in their minds earth will be wiped clean in just a few years anyways. if there were any ayys watching over us or farming us they would probably try to pick up some dna samples each to regrow species later or some place else.

>>518975955
You won't be in solitude, man. You got us, all the paranoid retards that also won't go on the ships.
>>518975947
>>518976042
I'll give you my left testicle if you can provide more information that it's going to hit us in 29, and regarding the damage it will cause, hopefully mass extinction. "Don't look up" is predictive programming. R-right?

>>518976295
we'll build a new paranoid schizo civilization where conspiracy theories flow like water and aluminum hats are the crowns of our kings.

>>518974545
What do you think the provisions were? From my perspective the primary provision was no more nuclear detonations period on Earth. Something about splitting the atom, and the energy it releases seems to disrupt the timeline, some sort of corruption error. Whatever the true implications of nukes are, it's clearly not good for anybody.

>>518976214
Kek, you got us real good with that one. First time AI is actually funny. You forgot the shotgun in the mouth and box of Xanax next to the virgin lmao because suicide is scary and all that.

>>518966198
>get on the ship
>die in ritualistic reptillean mass slaughter.

No thanks

>>518976188
thx for the info mane, been here for a long time don't usually join schizo threads but the catalog was absolutely awful these days
>>518976460
our earthly utopia will beat whatever gay communist nonsense the aliens provide
don't get on the ships!

>>518965830 (OP)
>>518966198
>>518965934
nice try spaceniggers
everyone who gets on the ships will be sent to a mass human sacrifice/reptilian banket
I had the post saved but jews probably deleted it from my hard drive

>>518965830 (OP)
waiting at the gate

>>518965830 (OP)
what's the worst that could happen?

Oh god just came back from some gay thread regarding black kweens in Japan. Help me niggerman, my strength is failing me, I don't have enough mental power to keep browsing that shit.
Please make another aliens thread and bring more people this time, this is getting way too slow. My 30 posts spam can no longer save it aaaagggghhhhhhhhh

>>518977551
a thousand years of rape

>>518965830 (OP)
Remember buderinos dads' dream? Once you get on the ship, there is no coming back. No thanks

Ashtar Galactic Command

ITT: A bunch of retards buying into a hoax devised by this kike

>>518965830 (OP)
heaven's gate faggots must feel pretty bad now that the ship actually came and they missed the timeline by quite a lot

>>518971939
we will eat all the eggs

>>518977826
>Remember buderinos dads' dream
Not really, why not make a long post about it so I can read some schizo shit before I go to the ER for alcohol withdrawal. thx

>>518965830 (OP)
We are simply going to murder all the xenos, traitors and heretics.

>Are you getting on the ships, why or why not?
ya
>What are the pros and cons of getting on the ships?
pros
>sex
>fun
>excitement
>aliens
>human milking machines
cons
>won't be able to cum because too excited to cum

>>518970184
Wiping out a collective consciousness of humanity is the equivalent of a galactic war crime. There are different forces at play here.

>>518974545
do you have this pic that's easier to read?

>>518965830 (OP)
Yes because Earth sucks. So even if it's Reptilians who dehologram then murder us in space it's better than staying here.

>>518974780
>I pray for it to be Blue Beam at least.
Atp I'd pay for it to happen just to see the reaction of NPCs
Of coure I don't want a one world goverment, but the world is going to shit anyway and at least I'd get to laugh at all the normies freaking out over an alien invasion just like they freaked out over covid

>>518974899
true

>>518965830 (OP)
>3IA
why does it glow so hard?

>>518979847
The forces beyond your control you couldn’t even imagine leafbro
MY ASS IS GAPED AND FILLED CORNSYRUP
GET ME ON THE SHIP NOWWWWWWW

>>518966796
Please. Christians are going to fall to intergalactic religion. You guys will always be babies

>>518980811
>Of coure I don't want a one world goverment, but the world is going to shit anyway and at least I'd get to laugh at all the normies freaking out over an alien invasion just like they freaked out over covid
Literally this, who gives a fuck at this point. With all the laws being almost the same in almost every country and all the extradition treaties we're almost in a one world government. You could commit a crime, fly to the other end of the world and then get extradited back to your country it's almost a one world government.

>>518969440
I already have to slave away for 12h a day if I want to survive on my own.

>>518966902
uh that's already been done like 3 times, nobody would fall for that shit again. Plus that's like, probably actually illegal.

>>518974998
If the aliens aren't gathering thorough intel on our biological and psychological requirements, wtf are they even doing here? First order of business in first contact, is figuring out threat level and awareness - tech, arms tech in particular, sensors, capabilities, what do they know about you? Important. Second order of business is the finer points of recon - what does the species require in case they must be removed from their homeworld, especially if this is part of the plan? How do they operate? Genetics? Evolutionary history? Ordinary old history? What functional analogues to requirements can be produced so they don't go full nigger-ape mode (or rabid-centipede mode, or furious-octopus mode, depending on whatever is found) for no goddamn reason?
This place may be truly fascinating to alien scopes, but is also quite clearly a shitshow, which most of us are rather freely willing to admit. This puts anything that doesn't want us dead or enslaved in a tight spot, and puts even the ones who want us enslaved in a tight spot anyway. They don't have a planetary government to hash things out with, they have a couple of superpowers, two wannabe superpowers, random non-superpowers with nukes, and too many fucking jurisdictions for a sane and ordinary sapient biological organism to make sense of unless they evolved somewhat like we did, socially.

>>518980965
It's spewing a lot of material that fluoresces green. The jokes write themselves sometimes.
>>518981397
If the soul isn't real, it's fraud. If the soul is real, it's trafficking in human body parts. I think eBay came up with that legal masterstroke - they have, of course, had to ban the practice explicitly.

>>518981562
Why would they be afraid of our weapons? If they're willing to land here they probably already have a way of cancelling every one of them, their recon drones that we call UFO's probably gave them all the information they need.

>>518968125
>>518968628
Yea not worth.

>>518977853
What do you mean? What motive could he possibly have to lie to us?

>>518968552
This is actually a good point. The people who would choose to get on the ship are the very same insufferable niggers most of us would give anything to get away from.

>>518981818
One cannot magically cancel brute force, it has to be redirected somewhere. We are experts in flinging brute force around, in a 'to whom it may concern' manner. If they were not cautious about us, we'd probably be a lot more chill than whatever shadow games are going on.
I would expect them to have very competent AI keeping them below obvious human awareness thresholds, though. That's just good tradecraft.

>>518972495
>mentally ill
Who asked you and why should anybody care what you feel or think?
Learn to fucking shut up, faggot

>>518981932
Depends on what their message is. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. If it sounds suspiciously like a bit of a smoothed-over debacle on their end, it's more likely to be legit.

>>518982428
Doesn't really matter what the message is I'm not going lol. Insufferable Redditors going are another reason to stay here, even if the paradise promises are true I don't want to witness Redditors in paradise.
It's a lose/lose situation if you go.

>>518982543
Why the fuck would they want to take large numbers of humans anyway?

>>518966550
True but the years are off. It's way less.

>>518982631
Yeah, good question. First question you should ask yourself before getting on a ship. It's already been discussed ITT:
human batteries
delicious human organs
maybe just to torture you for entertainment

>>518965830 (OP)
Please try to remember this time, remember that you where wrong about this and that nothing ever happens so next time you hear about some funny spacerock, you will dismiss it as a nothingburger.

Then you will truly have ascended.

>>518967750
If the aliens wanted to eat/kill/torture you they would probably just take you without giving you an option... Unless they're like demons and need consent from their victims, or think it's a funny game to see what a human would do.

>>518966550
It’s not nibiru it’s the sun you silly goose

>>518982982
that's what the rapture is all about, it's actually demons whisking you away. Since the Freemasons came up with and popularize the rapture theory. There will be a second round of rapture allegedly, where they'll grab the rest.

>>518982982
it's easier to simply invite them on the ship and see who complies, if you start by force you might have to kill some of them in the process and that's a waste
just peacefully abduct the willing and then deal with the rest by force

>>518965830 (OP)
ITS A COOKBOOK!

I'm going in the ship with fox girls

>>518982234
brute force is irrelevant as long as they can repair or rebuild or reassemble fast enough. they need the information energy and materials to do it. energy cost is what it's all about. if they have a good energy source, or good strategy, they can easily win.
brute force is actually retarded science fiction. if they wanted to wipe us there's a myriad of ways with inconsequential energy expenditure, and basically zero risk.
the chances we'd be anywhere close in tech development are so outrageously small that you might as well consider them technogods if they're somehow here.
think of the difference guns made for humans, or nukes. and that's just one step, not 1000000 steps ahead. all these discussions are scifi hollywood induced nonsense

Another scenario: they might have a quota of people they need to abduct they can fill it with those who are willing to go without fighting us
Another one: they respect laws preventing them from waging wars on us so they can only take peoppe who are willing to go

The possibilities are endless, that's the fun of aliens you know absolutely nothing about them.

>>518981228
Yep, also seeing how they're implementing digital IDs in shitholes like vietnam just shows how there will be nowhere to escape the bullshit
Acceleration is the only hope

>>518967927
Why can't they just eat everyone?
Why do they need us on the ships?
>Inb4 muh consent. Bruh they gonna eat us - do you ask a cow to enter the slaughterhouse?

>>518984266
Limited quota of humanigger burgers that can be filled without waging war on us.
Laws that prevent them from waging war on us etc.
Simply not wanting to eat everyone, do you eat every cow you see?

>>518983360
I wonder if they've figured they can get infinite liver if they only take part of it.

Of course.

>>518984428
>Limited quota of humanigger burgers that can be filled without waging war on us.
Just go for the quota and fuck off then, spaceniggers
>Laws that prevent them from waging war on us etc.
Could be, but that still doesn't prevent them to just pick the human cattle they need. Moreover, asking who wants to come aboard is not quite a precise quantification of the number of cattle to slaughter
>Simply not wanting to eat everyone, do you eat every cow you see?
I don't. I just choose the ones to slaughter without asking them to enter.

>>518965830 (OP)
Sorry spaceniggers, best we can do is jeets, the only entities that can violate the first law of thermodynamics because they can create shit out of nothing

>>518977200
found it on the archive

>>518983158
Fair enough. I'm sure blindly willing people would also make good slaves if they're into that.
Theoretically if they were benevolent and here to save humanity do you think they would round up the naive or pacifists, or would they take anyone?

>>518965830 (OP)
Whatever you do, do NOT get on the ships!

>>518983142
Is there a way to tell the difference between an alien and a demon/angel? Imo they seem pretty interchangeable at first glance

>>518965830 (OP)
Only entities I know of that have ships of that calibur are the NASA, SPACEX, AIRFORCE black program operators. So no I'm not getting those criminal psychos ships are you nuts.

By the way it's UFO cults running behind the scenes. You've heard the talk about 4th dimensional demons feeding on dark energy. Scientology is an overt UFO cult. And Freemasonry, the big one, is s UFO cult that teaches about the 4th dimensional gayys they have special secret top secret communication with!

So now these massively populated & funded UFO cults have actual UFOs at this pivotal point in time. There's no fucking aliens homos. It's a UFO-Cult-running conman Mafia (who are a mix of Jews & nihilists) who run UFO labs & chimera biolabs. Stop being so gay & dumb it's embarrassing. It's an anomaly or it's a psy op. They faked the moon landing & ISS footage they can fair a little 8-bit pixel.

>>518984779
/Pol/ really does live in an inside out made up world when a subhuman irrelevant nation like Romania thinks it has any standing to use racial slurs against us.

Fucking useless worthless literal gutter of the planet. Pointless to the point if their whole nation drowns no one will notice

>>518985651
Those were praise words saar

>>518985651
I'd rather live in Romania than your disgusting infected shithole nation of rape, human shit, filth, and scamming, you locust piece of worldeating shit.

>>518985651
Where are the Gypsies from again?

>>518985651
>gutter
So you actually know what a gutter is? Utterly fascinating! Next thing try to learn what a toilet and toilet paper are! It might be intimidating at first but you can do it! Try to do your research while sitting on a train track for best results!

Captcha: RAJ yx

>>518973134
I've never met a black hole that wasn't primordial

>>518966198
Con: every channel on the Human Entertainment System is non-stop The Price Is Right.

I already got on one during a dream, it's just a matter of time.

I am having too much fun ;3

>>518965830 (OP)
you have to run Nigel
There are no ships,
it was all AI

CIA fucked with you

Trump authorized lethal ops in Canada

It started already being after 6 pm

Sorry luv

>>518985651
FYI ...ships are

remotely operated people
drugged up through their footwear
controlled with AI and RF

You get to see through their eyes via
"oil" aka small nanoparticles deposited in your
cornea

enjoy
horrors beyond wildest comprehension
"VEGAN UNIFORMS" = Indians
>> https://plantbasednews.org/culture/ethics/raf-personnel-fight-for-vegan-uniforms/

>>518965830 (OP)
I can see the threads 2 months from now:
>You see, nothing happening just proves 3I/Atlas was a probe, the real ships will be here in 2 weeks

>>518987184
I need a half alien gf desu

>>518965830 (OP)
>ships
peak shizo

>>518984694
If they were using us as a source of food they would probably live alongside us most likely underground or in the ocean discreetly and take us as needed.

Or they're scientists and want to study us.to get true results you can't interact with your test subjects.

>>518965830 (OP)
only if I get a 2m tall pleiadian aryan mommy with giant feet to rape me every night, otherwise no.

>>518967128
it's like those youtube videos with AI covers
there's 2 billion jeets anon

>>518966198
>we've been the space niggers this whole time and didnt know it
shhheeeeiiiiiiiiittt

PRO
You get away from all the retarded humans and find the perfect place in the cosmos for you.

CON
Your life becomes too comfortable and you resort to inserting yourself into a hyper realistic video game to feel something. And thus the cycle loops back into itself.

>Are you getting on the ships, why or why not?
Yes, I want away from the dictators of the world. I'm so fed up with politics and their their tyrant ways of trying to tell the people how they should live their lives, what to like and dislike and to kiss their feet every day.. I'm so fed up with politics that I might go completely insane if it's just a rock passing by..
>What are the pros and cons of getting on the ships?
Pro would be that all political dictatorship and lack of reason to live in the world would stay on the planet with the dictator politicians. If they somehow follow along, I doubt very much that they'd push their chest out and try to remain a dictator
Con would only be relevant if you stay and the politicians stay, at that point it becomes Stockholm syndrome..

>>518965830 (OP)
>Are you getting on the ships, why or why not?
Yes.
Despite being a "successful" human, having my own family and kids, high STEM education, high paying job, investments, etc, all I'm really doing is preserving this corrupt earthly system. It's all fun but ultimately meaningless. I'm not really free or in a "higher state" of exitence or anything like that. I'll just eventually die and regardless of afterlife, the life here on Earth was all for nothing.
I don't know what I'll see by getting on the ships, but it's worth a try. Can't be worse than life on Earth.

>What are the pros and cons of getting on the ships?
Pros: nothing to lose
Cons: unkwon outcome

Your future awaits

Remeber someone posting on her about how you should not get on the ships? It was way before all this altas comet ufo bs. I'm trying to find the screencap.

If there aren't trees and birds and insects I will just stay here. I can't live without hearing the song of the Mockingbird greeting the day.

>>518996448
every historical figure is fabricated

>>518996448
just like your ai slop attempt at propaganda

>mid october
>still now new images
This is so gay, wake me up when nothing happens or it actually hits the earth and becomes a burnt pebble on the ground

>>518997107

YES STAY FOREVER AND FOREVER

>>518983036
the greater sun(or what use to be) is flinging it out here. But the ships are 100 yeaars early

>>518966193
Pluto

>>518965830 (OP)
Bro... That's not a ship... That's a warpstone meteor.

They are not God. God is omnipotent. He has no need to send physical probes. Beware of false alien idols.

>>518965830 (OP)
Yes I'm getting on the ships because that would be a chance at something better than this shit existence on this fucked prison planet.

>>518999825
I’m just not getting on the ships… UGH.. I know, I know… I’m just not getting on, sorry

>>518965830 (OP)
The Debasement of global fiat is and increase in M2 money supply is to fuel the AI Wars. The only way for us to defend against the Almao's is by us increasing AI capacity. Also, why is the government and whistleblower admitting to government UAP tech. We are going through an economic hardship to fund the future war.. Put it together...

>>518971792
Not just them. ESA has better pics and Dubai and Indian spaceships are also hush hush

This whole think stinks like an Alley in mumbai.

your gay psyop is a failure

picrel: actual proof

>>518965830 (OP)
>Which boyfriend will you choose on board of the ship OP?
>Why will (You) be the bottom?
>Is the alien cum easy to clean?
>How do you know it tastes like kool aid?
Do you enjoy all those assumed premises when they're thrown back at you? fat retard

>>518965830 (OP)
I would if it wasn't just a jewish lie.
One singular kike is responsible for this retarded comet.
Space is fake and gay.

>>518972887
kill yourself vegan troon self hating white liberal cuck

>>518965830 (OP)
It's a hokes you retarded leaf. I bet you believe in pizza gate too amirite?

>>518971939
Earth is the egg and they're gonna drop a giant sperm on us. We'll watch in real time as it burrows towards the core and we'll only know it's made it once the earth slowly starts stretching into multiple copies of itself as we form new cells and grow into a baby god.

>>518965830 (OP)
> 17 posts by this ID

>get on the ship
>find out it's all Jews

>>518972887
I would treat my pigs and chickens very nicely after naming them cute things like Sir Wellington and Mr. Peepers.

>>518965830 (OP)
Only if it's covered in the Hakenkruez.

Aliens tongue my anus

>>519006524
Call the police! OP is engaging with his own thread!

>>518966297
Yes I hav wondered the same. It is all very curious to me, as globohomo is plotted by jews, the same that run the UN and European Union.
The same that run Israel to be the great nation that controls the world.
Yet Europe has abandoned israel, and calling for bibi to be tried as a war criminal.
Trump is covertly taking down this jewish mafia that desires globohomo, but at the same time appearances show otherwise.
Israeli space command guy Chaim Eshed was the one who even broke the story about the Galactic Federation and how Trump was to be the President to usher in this alliance - this news broke just around the time DJT created space force,
I really am confused - there is absolutely an effort from the top to disclose the reality of non-human intelligence to the public – at the same time this looks like it is being fought by other Intel agencies.
Trump is at war with the intel agencies, at least thats the story, what the fbi is doing is so ridiculously questionable under cross eyed kash - I really don't know what to think. But I sure would like some dividend money from those tariffs. I could use it.
Pic related is a Q

I'll take my chances in my comfy bed

>>518967857
> Status quo is an inorganic system
The seventeen second pulses from 3I Atlas are telling. Are you niggers familiar with the recent interview between french viewer so and so explaining that this is a mothership of Draco reptilians?
https://www.gaia.com/video/incoming-3iatlas-draco-mothership

I wish I had a different link, but I highly recommend you spend 20 minutes to watch this.

>>518965830 (OP)
>ships
You believe this crap? lmao

>>518965830 (OP)
They are supposed to have the technology to faster than light travel. It's not a space ship,it's just an asteroid that will pass close to earth.

I hope is AYYs but they are not.

>>518966198
>"Around humans never relax"

SHEEEIIITTT

>>518965830 (OP)
Can I sex space cat ladies?

Yes?

I am in, bro.

God I hope nothing happens so I never have to see these retarded threads again.

>>518966193
It is the bucket that he utilizes as a toilet because he has no indoor plumbing or electricity.

>>518965830 (OP)
When are they supposed to arrive? I'm getting tired of waiting.

>>518981889
>israeli
Bit on the nose.

>>518982631
>he never watched To Serve Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DizbHWDPhwQ

>>518968041
>space is not real
These conspiracies are great. Like how do they explain Starlink (which I've been using for years). You can see the satellites moving in their standard, published orbits. Is the explanation "the internet does not exist" or "the thousands of shiny dots you see moving rapidly in predefined paths are little blimps piloted by gnomes and regularly performing midair refueling from pixie dust"?

>inb4 "Nixon on the phone to the moon from oval office.jpg"
...because every idiot knows that landlines can't call cell phones. All electronic communications require direct wired connections to each end.

>>519008108
https://manhole.co.il/

British have been putting radios in these things

aka

"Water on the street"

aka sources of RF to power their little
'bees'

Bees= little bits of resonating silicon
stuck on teeth and eyes

Shoot rf, see what bounces back
run it through Conv-NN

and boom:

Can see what you are doing
can tell you what to say

Profit.

Chachik!

>>519010137
aka

>>518965830 (OP)
This isn't /x

How many Humans are needed to feed them for the next cycle?

>>518965830 (OP)
No.
Die with shame, traitor.

>>518965830 (OP)
Have fun with nigger kike world, I'm going to Glorbion IV.

>>518965830 (OP)
I'm putting an old school hard drive magnet on the ship's engine.

I will get on the ship only if they allow me to bring 50 gallons of paint.

sure, i'll go. always wanted to go into space, even if im eaten my last thought will be, "cool, I got into space, noone on earth wanted me for anything less than to hurt me anyway, so it's a net gain"

>>518965830 (OP)
they won't/don't look like that

>>518965830 (OP)
>hey guys, aliens!
Ok what did the Jews do this time

>>518965830 (OP)
Wasn’t there just a post about “RIP YouTube” lmao.

They need to shut down that psyop clickbait fuckin slop already.
Never seen something as forced since Covid.

Fake and very gay.

>>518967253
hey fellow old fag

>>518965830 (OP)
Who gives a shit, the closest it's getting to us is out by Mars.

>>518965830 (OP)
>getting on the ships?

>>518987184
>>518987395
Xenos traitor scum
you will be taken care of before your slavemasters

>>518976042
thats called being retarded, memefag.

>>518969291
Good news anon, they not only know how to make you live forever, they can bring you back from the dead as well!

>Are you getting on the ships, why or why not?
Yes; because they're only for purebloods.

>>518976494
And before you ask: “Alternative 3” is a colony on Mars.

Yeah because some dumb sweaty ape is just what I would want on my ultratech spaceship.

>>518965830 (OP)
FUCK NO

I remember that dream anon post from 5-10 years ago.

>>519006918
>Trump is covertly taking down this jewish mafia that desires globohomo
Lmao you faggots never learn

>>519017666
Gotta say after watching the gameplay of it alot of it makes more sense than ever. Clearly a missing link is the trump family documents over Tesla's research since likely him and H.P Lovecraft had some interest in the alien.

>>518965830 (OP)
Probably, I have absolutely nothing left to lose on this planet so an alien showing up and taking me away would be far more interesting than anything this shitty place has to offer anymore.

>>519023306
What if they where to gangrape you for lightyears on the way to the destination and then when you arrive they sacrifice kill you to a jew god?

>>519023735
Its likely they will do that. The idea of being a reserve population is likely after they wipe all of us out. That can be interpreted as the end times. Then we live again in a nature reserve while the world restocks from the great cataclysmic event. Pic related.

>>518965830 (OP)
It's a rock you retard

>>519023909
So is it aliens or the Demiurge? I can't believe both schizopastas.

>>518968041
Amen, anon.

>>518968041
picrel

>>519024554
Earth is flat and gay space niggers arent real?

>>518974637
this is a beautiful rare pepe anon. God Bless

>>518975422
honestly bluebleam could be a reverse psyop to hide God from us.

>>518965830 (OP)
Fake

>>519024426
Either honestly it doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things you are either getting lucky in 3 scenarios or dieing horribly. Whether it be gods, aliens, or natural disasters(calderas, world floods, pole shifts, ice age, nuclear wars, ect.)

>>519023735
Likely just gonna kill myself soon anyway so that's cool I guess

>>518984809
> Matthew 6:22:
> The light of the body is the eye: if therefore thine eye be single, thy whole body shall be full of light.
you become food in the pit if you don't lighten your other eye. You do this by connecting with Jesus Christ. God Bless.

>>518974721
>https://x.com/Vision4theBlind/status/1658658516398227456
damn, hylics will fall for this 100%

its so fucking over

>>519024731
> 16 Surely your turning of things upside down shall be esteemed as the potter's clay: for shall the work say of him that made it, He made me not? or shall the thing framed say of him that framed it, He had no understanding?
Anon, you are precious and I am sorry that you are in pain right now. God will make a way for you, He works in ways you can not see. He will build a roadway in the wilderness and a river in the desert.
We are all sinners. Repentance and accepting Jesus Christ as lord is your salvation. The path is right in front of you but you can't see it because your eyes are not open. Choose what you know in your heart is true.
The Spirit of Christ is with you and the full Armor of God is on you, fren. God bless and many blessings to you.

I read a comic once that seems like the best case scenario. you go with them and just see what’s out there, which it turns out is a lot. even if you stay on Earth, it’s all the degenerates with no future that get on board the ship so it’s a win-win

>>519025100
I'm still hoping for a Journeyman Project style scenario. Benevolent forceful takeover. Look it up for the specifics.

>>518965830 (OP)
you get on the ship and they sexually torment you for 100 years.

>>518965830 (OP)
space dildo when?

>>518982744
It's now.