Thread 518971823

>How Reform would crush all before them if election was held tomorrow: Explosive megapoll shows Nigel Farage set for the biggest Commons majority EVER with Tories reduced to just SEVEN MPs and Labour ministers culled
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15191843/Megapoll-Farage-Reform-Commons-majority.html

>Tommy Robinson - trouble just follows him around doesn't it?
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0rpwkp9xz2o

>Crawl backwards towards the sound of my voice - in Latin FFS
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8679q0pe57o

>The jury in the trial of Deng Majek is shown CCTV and told he carried out a "vicious and frenzied attack".
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwy902djzv2o

>Fucking lies from this useless bitch
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn092p27xn0o

>Did he make them wear football shorts?
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx20negxx11o

>>518971823 (OP)
>death camp

early swiggity

>>518971823 (OP)
The ultimate victim class throws a wobbly when they victimise someone else and it's not 80 years ago anymore

>>518971996
KEK

>>518971823 (OP)
Slavs are truly subhuman

J*sh is a paedophile

>>518971823 (OP)
Holocaust deniers are fucking idiots. Imagine wanting such a beautiful event to be a figment of imagination.

someone make an AI wigger starmer please

>>518972155
Swiggity deniers are fucking idiots.

>>518971823 (OP)
frenchgramps absolutely destroyed noncedan there ngl

>>518971996
watch out Putin!

Can't believe 4chan is getting banned because brit/pol/ shitposted too hard.

>>518971823 (OP)
This Jew lied that he was a Jew so as not to end up in the Nazi camp and made his fortune by stealing the Jews' possessions

>>518972184
>I can’t generate or edit realistic images of real people — including public figures like Keir Starmer — in fictional or altered situations (like dressing him in a tracksuit and jewelry).
What a stupid fucking machine

The 4chan Community LLC. is a criminal organization.
They profit financially, facilitating the abuse of the 4chan user base.
GrapeApe9k/GrapeApe/RapeApe is the person responsible for the criminal activities on 4chan.
He's a well known criminal who facilitate the abuse of the 4chan user base.
He financially profit from the abuse of the 4chan user base, and he himself is an abuser.
The 4chan moderation is guilty of Wilful Blindness to criminal activities and Broken Promises.
Leito is the cyber criminal behind the network of website facilitating criminal behaviour on 4chan.
Namely, 4chan.homo or .wow or whatever the domain they're at now.
GrapeApe is a direct complicit of Leito and they are both abusing the 4chan platform to promote pedophilia and distribute CSAM.
GrapeApe is a known pedophile who entrapped several 4chan users himself.
Josh/Dago/RainalApeist are all part of the pedophile discord club and all of them do the bidding of GrapeApe
He's a pedophile and a sexual predator abusing the 4chan paltform to stalk and harasse underage users.
He's specifically attracted by young white male 4chan turned into trannie.
Those threads are part of a criminal organization spam.
The exact same precise spam is made mechanically every single days by the same criminal organization and the 4chan Community LLC. refuse to protect their user base. They are facilitating the abuse of that criminal organization.
When is the FBI going to arrest them?
They arrested Richard Golden for 10 times less.
Is the FBI complicit in child exploitation?

Wogdan Koshertits on the ropes

>>518972474
If the UK really wanted to crack down on threats to their goverment they would be better off banning whatsapp. Neibourhood/family group chats filled with normies organize much better for their community than we do.

I find Israel more agreeable while they're killing muslims. hope the lol peace doesn't last.

Does brit/pol/ consist entirely of feds, jews and pakis? Because I can smell bacon.

>>518971996
TOP CENK WHY WOULD YOU TRY THIS

>>518972155
I'm a Holocaust accepter.

>>518972109
They are gastly, just hearing the accent makes me feel sick

>>518972610
Then they'd lose the good morning vote

The ultimate guide to Britpol:
1.) Do not respond to anyone with 1 post
2.) Do not respond to anyone who replied to anyone with 1 post.

>>518972733
Based. I actually hope the numers are under-reported.

>>518972619
If you smelt bacon, brother, there wouldn't be Muslims and kike rats here.

>>518972850
Thanks for the tip 1pbtid anon

No more affordable houses for you , now get into your HMO.
We are heading back into the Victorian era of housing , 9 jeets in single room ... Luxury

>>518972761
https://voca.ro/1mtqJemICK3e

>>518972850
pro tip : If it's not a Union Jack , filter it

>>518972920
Nothing wrong with a HMO to get you a leg up on the property ladder, mate. Usually some decent lads you get to share with, too. You anglos are far too stuck up. You can't demand a palace when you're fucking dole scum.

>>518972576
I'd pay to see you batter that fishfinger but we all know he'd never show up, a plane ticket may bankrupt him but growing a spine is one thing money can't buy

>>518972920
The Kitchen (2023) was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual!!!

So what did the W10 users do when Oct 14th came and went?

>>518973135
slid a pair of programmer socks on and installed linux

Why is floppo having a melty now? Haven't even posted in the entire day tbqh so his Chernobyl melties are quite amusing

>>518972876
I accept it needed to happen.

BREAKING:

Dominic Cummings says China compromised the system used to move the UK’s most classified info, stealing “vast amounts” of Strap‑level material over years.

He and Boris were told in 2020 — and warned that revealing details could be a criminal offence. “The Cabinet Sec said there’s been a serious problem,” Cummings told The Times. “It sounded f***ing insane. Some Strap stuff was compromised — intel service files, National Security Secretariat material, the works. If that’s not secret anymore, the implications are massive.”

Cummings claims top officials covered it up, telling everyone it was illegal to talk to the press. He won’t say how the breach happened but says many inside Whitehall know it’s true.

He also called the gov’s refusal to label China a threat “ludicrous”:
“Anyone read in at a high level knows ‘threat’ doesn’t begin to cover it. The degree of penetration — espionage, IP theft, infiltration of infrastructure — is a hundred times worse than the public knows. The idea this is a semantic debate is pure nonsense.”

“The Strap system was compromised. Core infrastructure for moving the UK’s most secret data was owned — for years.”

https://www.thetimes.com/article/a0e5efa9-07cb-4bc2-8b45-4d45d808182a?shareToken=366ae8f7da172d0a8e3d34ad054aa436

Do we know if Alice, Gven and Ange survived the Ukraine war lads?

>>518972920
good. i dont want to live next to bennymongs like the runcorn pedo. imagine living in some swanky exclusive block of flats that cost millions and then there's a bunch of niggers and high-pitched bennymong scroungers living there for free too.
>>518973135
it didn't just stop working man just no updates

>>518973039
Yeah you should do that
Of course we know you could never afford a ticket to poland, spineless kvetching poorfag you are

>>518972920
They don't even have to consider parking any more.
Just cram 'em in and watch the money machine go brrrrr

>>518973039
He'd never have the balls to come to Runcorn, the lads round here already know he's a dirty nonce. He'd get strung up

>>518973039
so much for his #luxurylife

Pie n chips for tea

>>518973482
>He also called the gov’s refusal to label China a threat “ludicrous”:

Compromat was being moved? Then a bit of pressure was applied by China to tell the Uk govt to "STFU" and our govt's counter to this?

Degenerate everything so the compromat doesn't seem so bad.

Classic arsehole thinking, Xi ping ching ting or whatever, just takeover, the uk people will appreciate some fucking honesty instead of long drawn out suffering under these fucking morons we have now.

>>518973719
pussyhole if you wouldn't pay for his flight, hotel, taxi pickup, expenses, brass for the night, slap up meal, spa break and new outfit for the journey home

>>518973756
What pie?

he's still samefagging after 19 hours

Trying to work from home but I keep getting distracted thinking about cunt. The kind I'm not supposed to be day dreaming about.

Business idea: European countries work together to make Europe into the world's wealthiest superpower.

Thoughts?

>>518974127
your mums?

>>518974128
>>518974189
filtered

>>518974067
Steak.

>>518974245
>point out that muslims are gay
>filtered
lol kys abdullah you brown faggot

just retired to bed, will browse for a few hours more or so, been a long day

>>518974127
>wfh @ 8pm
Larp

>>518973756
I made an apple crumble. It was nice

>>518974250
Pukka do a nice steak pie.

Americans have adverts at the beach now

>>518974341
Nice
>>518974348
More meat then a fray bentos

>>518974316
Just wanted to say you post great frogs, and I lurk brit/pol/ just to steal them.

>>518974316
Not much on tv worth staying up for , that's for sure

>>518974393
lord have mercy

>>518974479
thanks lad, he's a big lad

we even have a resident apu maker on brit/pol/, maybe a few of them, definately some unique apus worth looking out for

>>518974511
not watched tv in years, only when f1 is on and that still saps my soul somewhat these days

Bogdan's grim beef nugget and boiled chips

>>518974393
Imagine that being your job.

>>518973624
You're not even in runcorn you samefagging pussy faggot kek

>>518971996
It's a pork chopper

>>518974782
Onebog dish that

>>518974753
>soup for breakfast
Is this some kind of upper class thing that I'm just completely unaware of being a pleb?

>>518974889
kek

>>518974393
Grim. Soon we'll have satellites flying over camp grounds in the formation of the golden arches

>>518973992
Lads here won't pay for his flight, accomodation, meals, Alton Towers VIP pass, tickets to the london Queer theatre, hover craft, escooter, beef nugget, domestos, pube fridge cleaning service and his other #luxuryLife requirements.
They're too scared of noncedan.

>>518974245
>point out that europe could be a superpower
>filtered
Lol you fucking idiot

>>518974128
should go back to the days when we used to lower these peoples gaze with the butts of our rifles

>>518973039
>I'd pay to see you batter
>>518974949
>can't even afford a plane ticket to poland

KEEEEEEEEEK

>>518974910
From here:
https://en.chateauversailles.fr/discover/history/key-dates/day-life-louis-xiv#mornings

>>518974479
I made that before the big lad and graffiti was added (I also added the graffiti back when BLM was a thing but not the big lad which was added much later)

>>518974949
>escooter
I lost right here, then proceeded to laugh harder and harder at each word that followed. An exquisite post lad

>>518975066
Your blatant samefagging is sad and pathetic tbqh

>>518975025
He's a grimy lad.

>>518974949
pure quim to a man

just got a new job offer, but the weekly hours are 42.5
what the fuck
35 used to be the standard. It's been creeping up by half an hour per day every year. Now we're at 9-6.30pm for a working day? fuck that
salary doesn't reflect that of course. shrinkflation of working hours
kms

>>518975132
I'm a yank though lad

>>518975176
Sure you are floppo

Floppo the yank

>>518973482
>He and Boris were told in 2020 — and warned that revealing details could be a criminal offence. “The Cabinet Sec said there’s been a serious problem,” Cummings told The Times. “It sounded f***ing insane. Some Strap stuff was compromised — intel service files, National Security Secretariat material, the works. If that’s not secret anymore, the implications are massive.”

So they hacked into mi5 or 6? What were they doing with compromat on our own politicians?

>>518973482
>>518975383
Princess nut nuts strapon parties

>>518975175
>Now we're at 9-6.30pm for a working day?

Whats your commute?

>>518972920
>less wog housing
What's the problem here?

>>518973039
For me it was when he claimed to have teleported into a fenced off sorting depot then tried to photoshop a "receipt" as damage control when caught out.

>>518975593
hahahaha

>>518975054
Oh French that explains it, should've known by "valet de chambre" but just thought it was pompous nobility shite.

>>518975593
>>518975702
For me it was when floppo claimed he would doxx himself then refused to post a single timestamp regarding his whereabouts

>>518974393
They'll have built-in ads on 4chan comments next

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>>518975538
might move in with a friend, making it about 45 min, but it's hybrid

>>518975063
I prefer this one. An additional Big Lad would be OK, but he must be clothed. I've been on a narrowboat, btw.

>>518975807
Fucked that up on your paedo proxy, how embarrassing.

>>518975593
Not very bright these spam nonces are they? I guess you have to be pretty retarded to do what they do in the first place really.

>>518975842
Never been to moonpig.com. What's it like?

>>518975894
his ram chipset must be faulty

>>518973534
Can someone answer this please. I feel so alone here now..

>>518975894
>>518975950
Fucked what up, floppo?

ffs you retards can't even be relied upon to buy British butter what hope is there for anything

>>518975944
pretty good. i only do photo cards. easy and decent quality but £6 total now including tracked delivery.

>>518975979
Who are they?

>>518975979
>>518974317

>>518976044
Does moonpig.com allow you to put cash in the cards?

coonpig

#WelfareLife

dot com

mooncricket

>>518976241
>1200 nig nogs invade per day in boats

mince price observations have reached the normies

>£5 for 500g of 15% mince

>>518976324
Boriswave coming in on Farage Boats.

>>518976272
kek

>>518976123
This is why I feel lonely.

>>518976241
>Right-wing Press: So, you'll be putting them in the Channel as well, yes?
>Idiot Govt spokesperson: BAG HIM!

>>518976334
Somebody should be talking about Rebekka's big ass titties.

>Spicslav techlet still hasn't realised
Absolutely #flushed his tilewine-laced brain.

>>518976355
it's farages fault because you think it's bad but it's also good because drs and engineers

>#WelfareLife povvo getting blatantly baited
Creasing at the clueless techlet.

Fucksakes lads, they're getting rid of that lad who left his empties in the bins last week, this friday. I've thought of a comeback to rile up the Karenocracy that is ruling the place. Is there somewhere I can buy a porn magazine? I want to leave it on the table or better yet just read it (for the articles) catch my drift? cheers lads, I already asked a few newsagents but couldn't find any, my other option is to print them out on a photocopier and tape them to the inside of a boring gossip magazine otherwise. Anyone got something else I could do to entertain the poor lad before he's shitcanned for throwing his empties in the wrong bin?

yum

>>518976534
ESL moment, another one for the ever growing list

>>518976581
>Korean chopsticks
>no kimchi

>>518976641
i know :(
got some kim chi soup dumplings though

>>518976017
Imagine being done over by a block of butter lmao.

>>518976700
Kek such is life for floppo

>>518976699
Make kimchi.

Thoughts on Hitler?

>>518976017
I make my own.

>>518976358
JUST IN:
Alice, Gven and Ange survived the Ukraine war.

>>518976334
Linda McCartney vegan mince is now cheaper than the real thing, weird innit?

>>518976593
Coooorrrrrrrrr

>>518974393
Was this in Idiocracy?

>>518976829
Just wait until you see the price of extruded cricket paste in a few years.

>>518976778
He did the right thing in the end. Lmao. hoping Starmer catches on next, reckon he'll die choking to death on a ukrainian rent boy

>>518976128
they can send the card to you and then they let you do whatever you want, it is yours.

>>518976593
She eats a lot of beef mince.

>>518976593
Corr

>>518976580
There used to be a vintage jazz mag poster on here and iirc you can get them on ebay

>>518976593
she looks more 80% meat, 20% tit

>>518976976
I considered but, delivery times innit? I guess I could order a couple extra editions for old times sake. guess I am going for option B, printing out porn and sticking it into a womens gossip magazine.

>>518976334
jewbs

>>518976886
Cor can't wait to make a Korean BBQ smashburger with me cricket mince and vegan brioche. Lush x

>>518977065
can't you get them at some petrol stations?

>>518976580
Best I can do.

The budget will be written in your blood, Anon. It's the only way to escape the 500 trillion black hole left by the Tories. At long last I shall be free.

>Last month Angela Rayner resigned in disgrace after breaking the Ministerial Code.
>Her reward?
>Pocketing a £16,878 severance payment before a rule change came into effect this week that would prevent it.
>A rule change she campaigned for.
Another total ginger growler victory

>>518977148
Tried 3 newsagents but haven't tried a petrol station, there's a shell petrol station nearby I can try tomorrow - big doubt the supermarket stations hold magazines, I've only ever seen crossword or sudoku in their magazine selections. but shell is usually a bit more independent I sometimes stop by there to pick up food/drinks for trips to the forest

Reasons why I hate Trump:

1) He is stopping Israel - Palestine war which means me, a paid protester from London can't protest and earn anymore

2) He also disrespected Mayor Sir Sadiq Khan - an LGBTQ icon and established transgender movement supporter.

3) He is also dismantling NGOs who usually pay me for protests. But I am certain Starmer, like other British PMs will not dare to touch NGOs

Orange man bad. REEEEEEEEEEE.

Anyone else?

>>518976580
Had he been drinking at work, or did he take his empties to work just for disposal?

>>518973482
WRF dies Strap level mean?
The beardy academics advising the gov on cyber security didn't notice what their ChiCom overseas students where up to during their 5 year PHd projects eh?

How fucking surprising

>>518977206
wtf where is my escort porn mag?

>>518975593
Ahahahahaha uh ohhh

>>518976778
He was a good lad.

>>518977220
Hellraiser but for the British budget, gay little red briefcase

How come I can't post an image on other boards? Nothing wrong with it. Had this a few times usually when image is saved from plebbit. Do they have some filters for that?
I've had to convert the file type to upload really strange

>>518972509
OFCOM the post

>>518977365
From what I can tell, he seemed sober enough to be operational, so I buy his excuse that he just tossed them in the rubbish without a second thought, caught throwing away 12 cans of carlsberg and a vodka bottle. Not a fucking clue what he's going to say to the next employer, far as I am concerned he wasn't stealing or causing problems so it's surprising they won't keep him on or just discipline him lightly, no they want rid of him. Not sure if this bodes well for the greater economy or not but the company is looking for cutting jobs so I can't imagine it's too painful to be let loose but just before christmas and all I feel like he deserves a laff before he goes, or whatever.

Was thinking of moving to America, but in shops the price you see on the shelf isn't the one you actually pay.
I could never get over that, that's done me.

This story is wild with all the implications

>Two Afghan illegals in a hired Mercedes ambushed another car containing three Afghans, one of which was an Uber driver, the other a 18 year old illegal
>The Two illegal Afghans got out and attacked two of the men with an axe and cricket bat, nearly killing them, while the 18 year old escaped
>The attackers were staying at Folkestone's Napier Barracks at the time of the incident
>One of them is now Britannia Place, Plymouth
>The other is in Barnet, North London.
>A security officer at Napier Barracks reported that Paktiawal had checked back into Napier Barracks at 6.15am on December 14
>When he asked what had happened, Paktiawal told him he had fallen onto a fence before stating he had been in Folkestone clubbing

It goes on and on. Renting cars? Clubbing? Allowed out until 6am? Then while under investigation for attempted murder they're being moved out of the barracks and into hotels around the country?

https://www.kentonline.co.uk/canterbury/news/axe-attack-on-side-of-a2-was-like-chaotic-movie-scene-jur-331245

Breaking news
>Breaking news
Breaking news

>Sources say Declan Donnelly also Known as Dec from the "Comedy" duo Ant and Dec, has been found dead in an industrial estate known to be a stomping ground for sex workers.
Rip

>>518977354
He's grrrrrrrrreat

>>518978004
All this has to be allowed to happen because otherwise, um, like Hitler will return, or something.

>>518978021
can't stand this little nonce or his weird chinky looking partner

Might buy a fluke.

>>518978004
Reckon they send people over to enact vendettas either personal or governmental?

>>518978028
this bogdan's twitter exposed in the KF doxxing?

Might buy a flute.

>>518978215
Probably not, more likely it's just personal or ethnic beefs I'd imagine.

We're in here lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAviieiAcpo

>>518978028
Honestly, open the mental asylums again or build more ffs

>>518971823 (OP)
>pic related
my sides

>>518978273
my uncle had a flute made out of his own toenails

Where's Cauldron the smug papist dog?

>>518976334
just buy fresh meats from Aldi

>>518978209
>gurgling "gis a bit" whenever you eat anything

>>518978028
it was a joke.

>>518978484
>reverse image search
>first result is a polish book
Kek

>>518978464
cowering under a frock of his own device

>>518977726
>but the company is looking for cutting jobs
They'll look for any excuse then. It might be worth him having a thorough look through his contract, see if anything even vaguely relates to disposing personal rubbish in company bins. They might be on a sticky wicket if they can't prove he was drunk, and sacking him for potential misuse of company bins seems a bit extreme.

What taxes will reeves raise then

night lads

>>518978729
nite

>>518978704
the ones that affect ordinary people not millionaires and paki businessmen. alcohol, smokes, food more items being classed as "luxury items" by HMRC

>at first i was like <<<<
>then i was like >>>>

>>518978729
I don't mean to alarm you lad but there may be a boogieman or boogiemen inside the house

6 million? like pounds of glycerin?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Corpse_Factory

>Horace Vachell: “I am told by an eminent chemist that six pounds of glycerine can be extracted from the corpse of a fairly well nourished Hun... These unfortunates, when alive, were driven ruthlessly to inevitable slaughter. They are sent as ruthlessly to the blast furnaces. One million dead men are resolved into six million pounds of glycerine."

Only £7k

>>518978660
I said as such to him, it's a witch hunt. they're looking for any excuse to cut costs. I don't know if it would help him any to take it to tribunal, there's already too many bins to count, doesn't seem to matter when random tossers lob their cans/bottles on the floor, they don't get frogmarched to the HR department for a word; but this lad did. if you want to help any, you can come up with a better prank to pull before friday I'll try commit it to memory and attempt it.

>>518978940
He could be tucked up in bed and some lunatic come through his front door with a fucking chainsaw. He wouldn't know until the madman was at the foot of his bed

>beware
>he has an A* in maths

>>518979223
>4got pic

>>518978387
Open the glue factories

>>518978484
i need to get into the X Files, even though i missed it as a kid in the 90's but i've seen enough to know that going back and watching it today it's an awesome series

Already sick of it being dark all the time.

>>518979042
>>Horace Vachell: “I am told by an eminent chemist that six pounds of glycerine can be extracted from the corpse of a fairly well nourished Hun... These unfortunates, when alive, were driven ruthlessly to inevitable slaughter. They are sent as ruthlessly to the blast furnaces. One million dead men are resolved into six million pounds of glycerine."
German efficiency.

Might buy a Flake

>>518979406
>yiffing asylum
>doctor turns you into a horse
>you fap your gigantic horse cock off and then proceed to nod off
>tomorrow morning you wake up on a conveyor belt and turn into this morning's batch of wood glue
That's what I call morning wood.

>>518972113
yeah he is

>>518978940
I CALL HIM GAMBLOR

https://xcancel.com/technopopulist/status/1978513274506277231#m
>It’s funny how so many descendants of Irish immigrants in Britain are now trying to save England from destroying itself… given what England once did to Ireland. The Irish contingent in the New Right is surprisingly high, in my view.
>I’d also be curious about the Huguenot/French-Anglo connection to the New Right. You can spot them a mile off … chiselled features, sharp chins, annoyingly good-looking. God, I hate them. ;)
Is anti fenian anon in?

Slowed down a bit

>>518978028
>colleagues thought it was the drains

>>518979862
>>518979984
Top 5 maybe even top 3 episode that one

>>518974910
soup seems a good meal for delivering fast hydration, vitamins, and salt to the system and may be a strategy of reducing chances of a monarch vomiting in public which is the most humbling thing a supposed superior can do, puke his guts out. simple food prevents this.

woke up late. gonna make some ramen desu

Well. not proud of myself but got a few pages of Mayfair, Escort and Forum printed off ready to paste into the latest edition of 'heat' magazine. it's some good smut, the ladies who can take a joke (and a cock) will understand.

>>518981275
Have a date with a prozzie, how do you get past the nerves? I think I'm gonna cancel

What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

>>518981486
You command that bitch to do your bidding.

>>518981535
Fucking VILE

>>518981486
What are you nervous about exactly? she's seen lads of all shapes and sizes, its her job to make you feel comfortable and blow your beans its what you're paying for lad

>>518981661
hate it when that happens

Never even seen a prostitute in IRL. You people live nasty lives.

>>518981815
dont go to hull then when it gets dark these skank-like creatures appear from nowhere asking you if you're looking for 'business'

>>518981815
Prostitutes are for povvos, we deal with VIP escorts here

>>518981815
Go visit your mum, she misses you ffs

>>518981815
You saw your mum when you were born lad even if you don't rememer

>>518981486
Kek, I am doing this experiment in chaos to get a rise out of a bad situation, there's a witch hunt to get a lad fired over using the incorrect bin for his empties, I am going to incorrectly introduce a little pornography into the midst of a bunch of witches hunting for blood. can't wait to find out who they accuse or whatever their reaction will be.

>>518981744
I have performance anxiety
>>518981917
Kek

>>518981797
>at a family funeral
>mfw

>>518982007
You'll be fine lad just enjoy yourself and get your moneys worth

>>518981661
Holy fuck I spent too long looking for this webm but totally worth it

What did the spacker forget ?

>>518982007
women are nice, well most of them anyway. so just say hello and enjoy. they won't bite.

>>518980262
>Is anti fenian anon in?
Yes.

>>518982372
apart from the screenshot ofc ... fml

>>518982301
Why? Just why?

>>518982424
Amerisharts need no reason

>>518982424
When you gotta go you gotta go
This is happening right now whether you like it or not

Who's getting fired in the morning?

>>518979135
>7k
Is that still the melt value of 30 pieces of silver?

>>518982577
The skid gets me every time

Is cocaine good for anxiety

>>518982637
say the badword on the nu britons? mega jail
totally gangfuck a national security trial? only 2 in the dock

>>518982690
>this frame

why do bames always have the sexiest low mileage autos on fb marketplace wtf

>>518982769
Yeah mate.

like where do they get them from
african lads rocking up off the boat for their careworker job and mystical wizard is like 'here is a pristine 2001 corolla with 20k miles, use it wisely, those tesco whooshes aren't going to deliver themselves'

>>518982577
Homosexual behavior preceded shit slipping from this guys sphincter.

>>518982869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pks7q2qyM-s

>>518974873
I love puns and that's a cracker.

>>518983251
Not necessarily
Maybe he just likes big dildos

>>518983267
this film was so weird

>>518983267
also
>this is illegal
just realised that's where the sample is from kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-VvUPp6BgE

>>518983508
So was the book.

>>518974873
Fuck off back to Mexico, you little shit!

>>518983508
There's a reason for that.

>>518983826
>danny devito
>not jewish
am i taking crazy pills?

>>518983830
holy shit lmao

>>518983882
Pretty sure his wife is.

>>518983967
>>518983826
kek
although i never knew he directed and produced it which kind of explains the strangeness a bit

>>518983882
He's catholic.

limited edition fray bentos tin in the shape of a plastic sex arse

>>518984068
idk man i guess it's obvious that his name is italian but he just looks like a miniaturised israeli

holy shit she's so precious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ1CFXxzE-M

like this is just larry david's mini-me is it not?

>>518984204
Italians and Jews are genetically similar and Catholicism basically became Phariseeism.

>>518984078
The man that saved the british economy

>>518984445
you're welcome

>>518971823 (OP)
This really sounds like pure steaming bullshit.

Just admit you got captured, dude.

>I actually wanted to get captured. I was on a secret mission to uhh report on what the prison camp was like uhh after the war was over when I got out.

Shut up, nigga. Embarrassing.

She's a looker

I'm an anxiety clusterfuck

>>518983826
>Embeth Davidzt
>not Jewish
Hm.
>Davidtz married entertainment attorney Jason Sloane on June 22, 2002, and they have two children.[25] The family lives in Los Angeles.[26] Davidtz is a convert to Judaism, her husband's religion
There we go.

>>518984752
almost everyone is too self absorbed to care about u x

I'm led to believe there is a video of Tim Westwood saying
> "how many ladies in the house got a clean pussy tonight? Yo ladies if yo pussy don't stink make some noise"
please someone show me this video

Whats your plan if 4chan does get ISP blocked in 2 months? Where's everyone going?

>>518984752
you know what mate
have a beer

>>518984912
>using your ISPs DNS servers
Lol

>>518984912
getting into HAM radio and saying "nigga" on randomly selected frequencies every night

>>518984838
Well Matilda was released in 1996 and she got married in 2002 so she wasn't a jew when she filmed it

>>518985076
She married a jew, which is a very jewish thing to do.

>>518984912
Nothing ever happens.

>>518984912
im going to read brit/pol/ from the start on 4plebs

>>518984912
I'll set up a Penguin Chat server for brinnies to use

>>518984429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8jZz_QawBg

Whoa, what did he mean by this?

>>518985151
judaism is matriarchal lad
so in their faith if your mum's a jew you're jewish, but if your dad is a jew and marries a gentile his kids cease to be jewish

>>518985025
there are other ways to block shit besides DNS

>>518985076
Yahweh is omnitemporal, so she was actually always Jewish if you think about it

>>518975025
A Nurgle worshipper.

>>518985215
But what will you do when you read a really excellent post and feel the all-consuming need to reply?

Sad cunt tories yet again making their own shitty petitions to harvest people's data. This time on muh CHYNA spy case. They are so depraved of any moral virtues.

>>518985287
based to be sure

>>518985313
You made that kimchi yet?

>>518985368
probably spazz out and close the browser

>>518985438
Sad attempt at mimicking the epstein list drama.
This seems to be all our government do now. Try desperately to copy US celebrity politics.

>>518985027
>ksssh nigger nigger 14 for for a nigger nigger
>kshhhh yeah I got you nigger nigger nigger here over nigger

>>518985368
Email it to your MP

>>518985464
i have not
fuck it ill go buy the cabbage i was going to go to the shop anyway

>>518985612
Don't forget the gochugaru flakes

>>518985556
>Sad attempt at mimicking the epstein list drama.
Yeah there's certainly an element of that, trying to capture the same sort of feelings. They even had a Mandelson/Epstein files petition at one point. But it's all about getting people's data so they can spam them with campaigning shit during elections.

>>518985027
We don’t use HAM radio in the UK

>>518985300
This is a lie. Somebody who has a jewish father is called a levite.

ive got my fucking dick out

>>518985784
we don't?

>>518986088
New
>>518986088
When
>>518986088
Done

>>518985958
No, we don’t. Those are not HAM radios.

>>518986141
what are they then?