>>518977469 (OP)
Two fags decide they want a baby. They go to the doctor, he mixes their cum together and puts that in a surrogate mother. After she delivers the baby, they go to the hospital to see it. One of the fags says "wow, all of the other babys are crying, except ours! He is so well behaved :)" The doc says, "oh, he'll start crying when we pull the pacifier out of his ass".