Thread 518978441

ARE THEY GIVING OUT FREE ZIPPERTITS SURGERY?

https://xcancel.com/NewsWire_US/status/1978523263752888717#m

Why are they bullying Venezuela?

>>518978441 (OP)
let me guess, suddenly Maduro's regime will start executing or torturing people just because

>>518978515
To defeat communism and secure oil

>>518978441 (OP)
Trying to score an easy win on a Russian ally.

>>518978515
Oil
America needs to steal

>>518978441 (OP)
>cia operating in south america
the boys are back in town

>>518978515
Because they are close to Russia and China and are buying equipment from them. Also China might build a base their in the near future and also Trump is just flexing.

>>518978515
>Why are they bullying Venezuela
They are a Chinese proxy in the region, that's why.

>>518978515
Venezuela is trying to take over 2/3rd of Guyana
Their own fault for bringing back that dispute and giving the US a reason

WOW WE'RE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY WITH OIL!

WE HAVE LOTS OF OIL BILLIONAIRES!

WHAT ARE THE ODDS!

>>518978441 (OP)
This would be a good time to offer my services to the Venezuelans to spy for them in the USA. I want the pedophile blackmail mafia to lose so I will work for free.

>>518978579
Secure oil for who?

>>518978515
Did you not get thousands of free Venezuelans sent to your city?

>>518978515
jewsa is already dead and they need to pretend they are not in an attempt to bring jewsa back as a fucking rotting zombie.
For this they need to oil.

>>518978441 (OP)
Your son is a girl now mud, sorry.

>>518978905
picrel

>>518978579
>>518978673
venezuelan oil is ass, even with that in mind american companies controls much of the refinaries needed to process that oil. The reason is far more simple and rooted in the Monroe doctrine: the US does not want foreign countries gaining influence on South America, like China or Russia

>>518978441 (OP)
we should be going after Cuba too, fuck those commies.
the only war I'd support is against Cuba.

>>518978515
Roosevelt Corollary of 1904

>>518978441 (OP)
>COVERT CIA ACTION

>The Chickenshit mafia is too bitch made to face starving commies

AAAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

>>518978441 (OP)
>announce
>covert
These faggots cant into definitions

>>518978441 (OP)
Ah yes, announcing covert operations is the most secure way to do it.

>>518978707
Can confirm
>t. CIA nigger

>>518978515
gotta cut off Russian oil supply to start ww3

>>518979605
sometimes telling is part of a secret operation. I mean, what's the point of having a super secret weapon if your enemies don't know you have it

>>518978863
Devuelte para Africa o para la india guayanes ladron.

>>518978441 (OP)
Can't wait for Palestinian flags to be replaced by Venezuelan flags among lefties

Are we actually going to get a war? It seems inevitable at this point if Trump wants to secure American interests in the region.

>>518978441 (OP)
>>518979546
It's so painful how zogged Trump is and how they will create any other narrative than release the Epstein clients list

>>518978515
oil, foreign relations, drugs, guyana, ideology

in that order.

>>518981545
it would be a bad idea. The US never tried to invade any american country south of Panama, things are different here, bigger countries, bigger populations, bigger armies. A significant portion of the Venezuelan people still supports Maduro and the army is still loyal to him. Anyone invading Venezuela today could be potentially facing another War of Afghanistan

>>518982212
memezuela would fold in two weeks max

>>518978441 (OP)
Oil.
A country with oil isn’t Zogged and the US. Can’t have that. It’s why they’ve been working so hard to push Machado as the “rightful moral leader” while she hides in caves and begs Israel to blow up her countrymen. The US has been trying to manufacture consent around it for a while now while we perform espionage, but it seems like the current retarded admin is blundering it because half of them have no clue what to do other than cry about trannies and suck off Israel

>>518979114
Also, they're threatening Guyana, which also has massive energy reserves, which is unacceptable. Plus commies. Plus cartel bullshit, often intertwined with commies.

>>518978515
they deserve it, what you gonna do about it?

>>518978441 (OP)
They’re going to pull a color revolution, like Ukraine in 2014, Iran in 1953, etc. Death to America.

>>518982729
>The US has been trying to manufacture consent around it for a while
I think the manufactured consent was pretty much done a couple days ago, until Machado dedicated her award to Trump. When I heard she won the nobel I search around news channels looking for the comments, there was a lot of people who clearly didn't know who the hell was Machado praising her as a freedom fighter

>>518978515
They can't bully Chyna

>>518978441 (OP)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX3bN5YeiQs

>>518982838
>PMS
>Ban

>>518978579
Its the gold they are after

>>518983838
speak English, nigger

>>518978515
Maduro became a narcodictator that turned the country into a nation-wide drug empire, performs asymetrical warfare against USA, made the country a beachhead for commies and chinks and islamic extremists, is the financial backbone of other regimes and commies in the region.

And that's just the geopolitical reasons. I can go on.

Venezuela has some of the largest unproved, untapped gold reserves in the world.
Mad that eh.

>>518982889
>pull a color revolution
Look who won the nobel prize
Seriously look it up.
Globohomo coordination.
That wasn't by coincidence.
They don't need to pull anything.
We're going to liberate venezuela and take all their fucking oil.

>>518984050
>Maduro became a narcodictator
Kek what was the name of the cartel that you made up that he is the head of?
It had a really funny name

>>518984053
Imagine if vuvuzelans were alchemists, then they could transmogrify gold into food

>>518984168
Well
Funny you mention that
We (UK) stole it all. Oops
https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/venezuela-loses-uk-appeal-long-running-gold-reserves-battle-2023-06-30/

>>518984062
Stunning, brave, powerful.

>>518984127
The cartel exists. They make a killing sending drugs to Europe

>>518984127
>made up
You are funny, Rahjeet. It was revealed by the amount of informants and key people USA has detained so far. Dont forget Maduro's nephew were caught with 800kg of drugs :^) and they were in prison for a time. They must've given good info.

$2 billion in lovely GOLD
Anyway go back to posting about shit oil that is a nightmare to refine you windowlickers.

>>518978441 (OP)
The CIA is everywhere.

>>518984127
>anon will now continue to act like he is a PH.D in South American geography and will feign ignorance as if the left hand side of South America is navigatable on top of northern brazil being the amazon. So that when it comes to Colombia and Venezula, he then protends like the "migrants" aren't coming through venezula as a means of deliberately sending them north under threat of death if they don't.

Honestly, just nuke the darian gap. Fuck panama and the south continent. End it right here. They cannot swim and it would be very obvious whats going on the moment you hear of china "generously" gifting boats to southern countries.

>>518984362
María corina machado is that you?
Give me a fucking break hahaha
Glowniggers get the rope.

>>518978987
boohoo nigger, we're winning, and our enemies are loosing
>but if you look from really far away, were just like, little ants man
I thought hippy fags died in the 70's when we sent them to nam, maybe you people just crave the jungle

>>518983917
>>518984062
It's never just one thing that leads to regime change operations, it's a confluence of factors. And here, well, let's take a look...
>Oil that the US is uniquely suited to process, even if it's shit
>Natural gas reserves
>Untapped gold reserves
>Iron reserves
>Hostile to Guyana, which also has oil and is friendly to the US, threatening their invasion
>Militarily weak
>Permits cartel activity to operate unchecked, claims the cartels are a fantasy against all evidence
>Fucking commies
That sounds, to me, like a confluence of factors.

>Retards saying USA wants our oil and resources for free when they've been our main good buyer since the 50s
>These same retards think Russia and China arent after the same thing and which is why they used to offer assistance to maduro.

>>518984561
GOLD NIGGER

>>518984465
>ad hominem
I accept your concession Ahmed, now you can go back rape goats and white women.

>>518984561
Direct control over the oil is a side bonus, not the main objective here. But they would, ideally, want real military action to pay for itself after the mess in the sandbox. That means resource extraction.

>>518978579
It's not the oil we want. Venezuela is sitting on a bunch of other valuable minerals that we would like to have access to.

>>518978515
zog gotta zog

>>518978905
Ill do it for free too. venezuela will dekikeify us

>>518984672
We can strike a deal. After maduro's out there will be a lot of opportunities for foreign invest. We can benefit from each other, of course we'll offer a sweet deal for you as a thank you for the help.

>>518984859
And now you are speaking State Department language.

>>518978441 (OP)
He just basically exposed covert CIA operatives and now theyre going to probably start executing people so thats a fun development. Make Contra Great Again

>>518978515
Cuz fug em
Why do you care? You a spic or somethin?

>>518984561
>Russia and China
No shit sherlock, why do you think we are making moves
If we ever get into a global conflict in the future this source is vital

>>518984919
sort of, we all know removing maduro isnt going to be free. We know USA want something out of it and we are okay with it as long as it's fair. Besides with the amount of unemployment there is here and our economic crisis, we just want more business to open here so people can bring food to the table and we know that's going to happen. The only reason there's no foreign investment is because maduro is still there and he can expropiate private business on a whim. No big company can afford that risk.

>>518982866
No one deserves getting fucked by gringo glowies, not even memezuelans.

>>518985291
How do you feel about all your gold reserves being confiscated by the west?

>>518984859
Not after venezuela nationalized and kicked out exxon mobile previously
It happened before it will happen again
Its over
We're going to drink that milkshake

>>518984859
>venezuelan wanting to become a south american Libya
I hope Brazil closes the borders when you start getting freedom

>>518985353
If it's used to kill commies and chinks, that's a good investment.
>>518985370
Hence why removing maduro is vital. There's going to be a lot of changes needed but it all starts with ending 26 years of dictatorship
>>518985390
>muh libya/vietnam/haiti narrative
Venezuela has been always westernized and it was once a regional power, even our currency was worth more than the US dolar at some point in the past. We will become the american continent's Dubai if we have a good and strong leadership.

>>518978515
Marco Rubio, it's been his pet project for over a decade. He was behind accepting those hundreds of thousands of Venezuelan "refugees" in the first place, isn't that ironic.

>>518979605
>>518979546
Maduro is shitting and pissing himself rn. He already tried giving up EVERY single RESOURCE in the COUNTRY and it wasn't enough for Trump. He is about to get Gaddafid.
How will he die? Whatever way it will be LIVE on X soon

>>518985710
>We will become the american continent's Dubai if we have a good and strong leadership.
explain how do you plan to become Dubai when Maduro offered all the oil, minerals and gold, and then Corino asked the US to deny because she was going to give an even better deal?

>>518979009
>For this they need to oil
Such a retarded statement. The US has enough oil to last us thousands of years.

>>518978441 (OP)
how is it covert, if they are this open about doing it?

>>518985822
Grand Marshal Marco

>>518985979
No, just another neocon. Did you miss the part where he helped to import hundreds of thousands of spics that ended up mostly being in gangs or related to gangs.

>>518985906
how do retards like you function day to day.. yes USA has plenty of oil but why damage local environment and use local resources that will cost a lot more when it's easier to use your already paid for military to take someone else oil for cheap

>>518985291
Thing is, our government does not give a fuck about those on-the-ground whys and hows as much as they ought to, but they do understand industrial potential, stability, the problem of commies, and the problem with expropriating business that comes with commies. Expect no miracles if this gets spicy, just chaos followed by stability that's vaguely but noticeably less shit over time. And, of course, locals will happen to need to be employed to unfuck the infrastructure that gets bombed, pave roads, build and operate the industry, and so on. Any act of charity from the US is diplomacy. Treat it accordingly, they know what it buys.

>>518979605
The whole point of announcing the operation is to induce military defections. Rubio wants it to be endogenous (with US support obviously), not just "le dropping bombs on Caracas" meme.
>>518985867
The same way we were Dubai in 1950 (4th highest GDP per capita in thr world) and were the wealthiest nation in South America in the 80s.
Maduro's offer was a plea for mercy, not a current chavista State policy, actually the absolute opposite. We just need to return to the path we were in before and criminalize all far-left ideology forever.

>>518986134
>How do retards like you function
That's the funny thing, look at the sorry state of jewsa, they don't function properly.

>>518986134
Precisely, this is the usual refrain when the US decides to drink from somebody else's straw or gets ridiculous about internal mining regulations. We like our natural beauty and only intend to fuck it up in case of actual emergency. That said, the shale revolution changed things, we now have more natural gas than we know what to do with, it actually caused a logistical clusterfuck where the price went below 0 at wellheads for a bit and there was not enough infrastructure to move the gas. This is now at least kinda-sorta solved.
>>518986311
We have never "functioned properly" by European standards, and it was always a chaotic mess with oligarchic and imperialist tendencies, I think we inherited the last bit from the British. The Founders were... random intellectual fuckboys (Yes, Ben Franklin, you were indeed smart. You were still screwing the ladies rather than doing your job in Paris!), and lawyers, smugglers, ruffians, military officers, businessmen (see: smugglers), etc. It was an eclectic bunch that somehow, by a bloody miracle, created a vaguely functioning yet rather stable democratic republic.

>>518985867
because maduro has shown time and time and time again he wont keep his word, besides he's the kingpin of the cartel de los soles. It's not good optics for US to strike a deal to a designated narcoterrorist with the highest bounty for his head ever. Far from having a reliable ally, USA would have an "acquaintance" that will backstab them at a moment's notice. Plus the root problems would remain.

>>518978515
timmys are too pussy to go after real bad men, like Mexican cartel, so they go after the weaker defenseless poor latinos.

They know what will happen to their pussy asses if they ever step one single foot in Tijuana

>>518978441 (OP)
kek Vietnam all over again

>>518987298
>we should invade mexico goy!
glownigger masquerading

>>518985710
>We will become the american continent's Dubai if we have a good and strong leadership.

ukrainians lived under the same delusion that offering their asses to glownigger kikes would somehow bring prosperity. now they are raped

>>518986881
you didn't get what I said
I said that Maduro offered a deal which was basically 'you get everything' and then Corino said 'don't take it because I will offer an even better deal'
you guys are insane if you believe you will get a 'fair' deal

>>518987978
Maduro has negative credibility, this is obvious to anyone who isn't a retarded communist.

>>518978441 (OP)
lol is trump a traitor?
Oh noooo, guys in Venezuela
loook awt!

>Covert action
>Covert
>Reported in the media and screeched about on twitter
What the fuck is covert about any of this? Why does the media know every single action that our military makes and why do they get to announce it to our enemies?

>>518987978
And you are not understanding why USA rejected maduro's offer. Protip: it's not just about resources.Maduro's only pulling that card now because he feels the Damocles Sword hanging over his head. This only proves USA doesnt want our resources, but that's a nice bonus.
>>518987607
Tbf, they have rusniggers as neighbors and they have proven time and time again they are expansionist. It's a hard lesson Ukraine is learning. They should have not given up their nukes.
>>518986148
That's a fair assesment. We can only trust the plan Maria Corina and her team have, so far she's proven multiple times she's 1 or 2 steps ahead of maduro ever since she started the primaries leading to july 2024 presidential elections.

>>518988480
what is a better deal than 'you get everything'? think a bit

>>518988614
You are not thinking. What exactly will Corino offer that is better than Maduro's 'you will get access to all our resources'?
In fact, if the starting deal is 'you get all resources', think a bit over it.

>>518988614
Nada va a pasar venequin maduro te va a mandar hasta que te mueras

>>518985710
Holy glowie shill

At least make your premises believable next time retard

>>518978441 (OP)
the CIA's probably been in venezuela for a while now. for over 5 years, most likely.

if they're admitting to it just now means that they're ready to move on to the next step of the escalatory ladder (if they haven't already) ... which is death by military intervention.

>>518978441 (OP)
At least the other presidents pretended it was a covert operation, it's like he expects that if anything happen, use it as motive to attack, i guess venezuelans will bite the bait, eh?

>>518988892
Idk, maybe securities in foreign investment. Re-alighment with the west (cutting ties with russia, china, cuba, iran), allowing USA military bases, cracking down harder on drugs (joint operations), accepting deportation flights, releasing the political hostages, there's a lot of things that can be done.

>>518989593
you are so bluepilled it hurts
good luck with your new jewish backed goverment

>>518987298
WTF that's a weird wriggler.

>>518985350
t. maduro

>>518978515
because they want to install their own ZOG puppet there and secure their oil deposits while they're at it

>>518990337
he's right, the peoples should decide the fate of their countries, for better or worse. Not some mormon glowie with Israel up his ass

>>518978441 (OP)
>covert
You just told the world

>>518981225
AYYY CARAMBA !

>>518990711
if the media knows it's because the CIA is comfortably with the world knowing it. If the CIA wanted to be a truly secret organization then it wouldn't have even a name

this is like the only good thing CIA ever was, overthrowing south american countries, if they fuck this up like in Brazil then USA is truly not global hegemon anymore

>>518987371
there is no vietcong-esque resistance building tunnels to wait out the bombing
these guys want jobs after the leadership is over turned
just an underpaid army

I know that this would probably be a quick surrender by Venezuela if a war broke out, but just on the off chance they decided to fight back, do you expect that there would be some deaths as a result

>asking the people who helped the cartels get as big as they are to deal with the cartels
This won't end how he thinks it will.

>>518989593
i'll smile when some narconigger cuts your head off, liberast subhuman

>>518978441 (OP)
Or cutting your penis off?

>>518988892
>Maduro has negative credibility
>b-but what is a better deal than 'you get everything'???
Holy shit, you are actually retarded. Kill yourself.

>>518991378
when was the last time a country surrended quickly?

>>518978573
They have been doing that for years tho?

Pic related is their famous torture prison a couple of weeks ago.

>>518991824
>she said 'I will give more than Maduro'
>this means she was talking about credibility
off yourself you waste of skin

Like they haven't always been there...

>>518978441 (OP)
CIA is an acronym for Cock In Ass
We are gonna pound them venecos

>>518991667
>>518989931
>NOOOOOO STOP SHITTING ON MY BELOVED NARCODICTATOR. HE DINDU NUFFIN AND HATES USA. THEY ALSO FUND ME AND GIVE ME NARCO MONEY
Good. You niggers will finally have to either find a job or die a dog death and leech off from others.

>>518978441 (OP)
Why'd y'all alert everyone?

>>518984723
Maduro is literally a sephardic jew
I amaze myself at how ignorant burgers immediately jump on the cock of narco fiends because they think that their stance against American imperialism means theyre some kind of moral hero when they are even worse than the fucking kikes

>>518979605
They already proved that they could fuck Maduro anytime when the CIA sneaked the Argentine embassy staff that were sieged there out of the country all under Maduros nose, he then tried to surpress this info internally and externally to no avail
He already had Cuban mercenaries and Wagner footsoldiers there, alongside the fact that Caracas, specially near Miraflores, has such a tight security that puts even the POTUS to shame
This is pretty much making an announcement to get him panicking

>>518984127
Gringos like you are so fucking stupid
>the glowies want to fuck with this guy it means hes definitely a good guy
You animals operate on binary morality and fail to see that partial truths exist
Maduro is part of Narco traffic, every socialist leader in Latin America is, im not exaggerating or spouting McCarthist bullshit
Lula and Petro barely try to hide it, Petro was literally telling the fucking feds here to legalize Cocaine and was pleading for american soldiers to kill Trump