Thread 518979892

This is a city in Norway

SWIMABLE CITIES!!!!

>>518979892 (OP)
thats called a village

>>518979892 (OP)
What if a big wave comes and knocks all that over

>>518980105
they can move on the other side of the island to prevent capzising

>>518979892 (OP)
>you vill live in ze communal pod
>you vill not have ze solitude unless you take ze boat and svim out to ze sea
Worse than being dead.

Cool

>>518979892 (OP)
Where do they get their fresh water?

This is a city in America.

>>518979892 (OP)
That is in fact Norway in its' entirety. You can see glimpses of Sweden on the horizon.

>>518979892 (OP)
What did this man do to be hated so much by his community?

>>518980244
garloid farms

>>518979990
U alright bong

>>518980244
Norwegians can actually drink salt water, their swedish counterparts take this a step further and subsist entirely off cum

>>518980156
>sheeeit

>>518979892 (OP)
do browns live there too?
most cities in norway are full of them

>>518980528
That's the white guy.

>>518980801
Thankfully the portugese don't have this problem

>>518980528
Moldovan town rapist

>>518979892 (OP)
>FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF JORDAN PEELE

>>518979892 (OP)
That's a Hamlet pretending it can swim. I bet they got a lot of good fish and whale dishes though.

>>518980528
>What did this man do
Hoard lutefisk.

>>518980528
Village pedophile

>>518980528
Autism house

>>518979892 (OP)
lol erling put some winter photos to see the real depressing north, our countries look like that for 3 months every year

>>518980528
Executioner's home

>>518981133
beat me to it

>>518981374
>GÄVLE BOCKEN

>>518979892 (OP)
>average rent: $2500

>>518979892 (OP)
Thats what most would consider a village, not a city.

>>518980528
Is the witch house.

>>518981531
>town rapist
Is this an euro thing?

>>518979892 (OP)
needs a cheeky little tsunami

This was a city in Germany.

>>518981133
>>518981531
This is what I assumed. They must have little tripwire bells to keep him sneaking across the jetty. His only option to rape would be swimming across freezing water which would nullify his erection. Norwegians are smart.

>>518982196
Absolutely Kino. It didn't happen but I wish they could do it again.

>>518981474
it was the man with the terrible smell!

>>518979892 (OP)
Personally I'm not a fan of settlements that are only sustainable by resupply, they scream impermanence and that makes me uncomfortable.

Looks nice. Is it full?

>>518982572
99% of the US

>>518980667
Do they train up their salt tolerance by eating that god-awful black licorice?

>>518982572
I like guns

No

I love guns

>>518982572
A fishing rod nigga are you eye reesh?

>>518980318
I’ve been to thousands of american cities and none of them look like that. Must be alaska?

>>518982420
>it was the man with the terrible smell!
lies, lutefisk is basically a soap

still, anyone making/eating it deserve the cross
i mean there are retards that eat crayons, retards that eat glue.. why not retards that love to eat fish-scented/flavored soap

>>518980528
pff
you are aware that someone need to man that goddam lightouse 24h/7, that is located on this tiny rock further away from village RIGHT? and no, this shit is not automated in any way or form, not in village like that

its called
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grip,_Norway

its a 7-11 kind of place

>The summer residents now get their electricity from 7:00 in the morning to 11:00 at night with two generators installed in the local power station, totaling 210 kVA power.

>There is no natural source of fresh water, so the residents collect rainwater, flush the toilets with seawater, and travel to town to do their laundry.

>>518982720
its turist trap with 0 population in "winter", and thats a goddn Norway. its only populated in "summer time"

btw that lighthouse is exactly same type yhey build around the world, where you lock some moron prisoner, more or less for his life, so he can turn total psycho and start worship and get eaten by Cthulhu

>>518979892 (OP)
Needs more Indians

This is where I was born and raised.

And to that retarded memeflag hating on Norway. There are hundreds of similar islands which is populated all year. My island currently only have 28 people living here (100+ in summer), but it is on the rise with three families currently having kids. More and more people are moving from big cities to similar places. It is the future, eu-fag.

>>518985481
Ok but answer the question. Where do you get fresh water?

>>518980318
...its a town. jesus christ, american education

>>518985736
From the sky. It feels like a joke, but it is not. There is a pipe from the mainland. It is old as shit, but still works. Most people have set up rain-collectors because the mainland-pipe is dependent on power and tends to go out during storms.

>>518979892 (OP)
Needs less indians.

>>518979892 (OP)
Thats a hamlet

>>518984921
>btw that lighthouse is exactly same type yhey build around the world, where you lock some moron prisoner, more or less for his life, so he can turn total psycho and start worship and get eaten by Cthulhu
Cool, how can I become this man?

>>518984921
>you can see modern civillization and electrical power generation in plain view behind the hell hole of that island
fucking lmao. imagine that. every single day you wake up, wondering if the power from the gasoline fueled generators has started, reach over to get some water, remember its not safe to drink, pour the sea water into the toilet to flush instead, and as you get ready to take your laundry across the entire island, you can see in the distance a fucking modern wind turbine, right there, behind your ancient, crumbling lighthouse that probably isnt even used because of the far more visible fucking WIND TURBINE in the distance thats visible. lmao holy shit.
>QUICK JOHNNY HURT HIMSELF CALL AN AMBULANCE
>sorry powers not on for another...5 hours m8

>>518979892 (OP)
Comfy but no privacy
What is the nordic aversion to trees and gardens etc?

>>518986341
Trees wont grow you retard.

>>518986341
Things get raped in

Smart up that and yachts

>>518981133
Checked.

Magnus, your islands suck!

>>518985481
It rains so much that historically people would get all the water they need from smaller lakes or ponds.

>>518979892 (OP)
I demand to have cuddles with Aurora!

>>518985481
Why no gardens?

>>518986403
Why no gardens snownigger?

>>518979892 (OP)
Number of non-whites living there?

This is a city in the USA

>>518986995
Gardens are for city folks with no available nature. The whole island is my garden.

>>518979990
the bongs are alright

>>518986890
>why aren't you eating plants like a peasant
>in uk we eat horse food every morning because it reminds us of the world wars
The sea is their garden.

>>518980528
I'm actually from this town and can answer that legit. This is Jan's rape shack. It's kind of a town joke, like whenever someone takes the last slice of lefse or doesn't buy a round when it's their turn, we'll say "You dirty rat! Head on across the rocks to Jan's rape shack!" Everyone has a good laugh but it's actually kind of sad because the person will then have to actually go to the shack and will definitely be raped by Jan. The best time to go is right after someone else, because Jan can get pretty rough when it's been a while.

>>518987264
When are you going to deport those French degenerates?

>>518986227
https://biznes.interia.pl/praca/news-w-polsce-w-tym-zawodzie-pracuje-mniej-niz-20-osob-ai-im-nie,nId,8004560
Poland is technologically advanced, that kind of job is almost over in there. like you see salary is shit, its like standard 8h work in security, in closest to you, Lidl store

sure you can get a lot of $$$ if you work in more retarded places but
>no electricity most of the time
>no internet
>no fresh water, except rationed , delivered like every second week
>you are cramped in teams of3-5 folks, livng on each other with no escape
>only burly man, you better be ghey (and expect rape, anyway)
>you cant even get out, except when you decided it is time to go out and touch the fishes (once in a lifetime)

https://www.tiktok.com/@richardsalesofficial/video/7393411032913431841

>>518980528
kiddy diddler

>>518979892 (OP)
I want to hide my wypipo I want to hide my whites

>>518987235
I live on an island. Everyone here has gardens - you gardenless snownigger peasant.

>>518987343
>>why aren't you eating plants like a peasant
Gardens are for admiring and sitting in - not eating - leafnigger

>>518980105
It's sheltered waters, so no big waves or swells.
It can be windy.

>>518987432
I'm not privy to that information.

>>518987626
GYATT ZAYUMN
Done him

>>518987626
Dno what is wrong with you, but we have a community here. We thrive along each other and depend on each other. I'd rather go for a walk with a neighbor or grab a beer by the docks than hide away like some weird goblin.

There is actually a saying on the island: People with drapes are either foreigners or drug-addicts.

>>518987924
Hivemind niggas fr

>>518987383
effort post (You)

>>518987924
>we have a community here. We thrive along each other and depend on each other. I'd rather go for a walk with a neighbor or grab a beer
We're like that here too but we also have nice gardens - you gardenless exhibitionist snownigger freaks

Looks comfy

>>518979892 (OP)
I bet at least one nigger lives there

>>518988195
I do not know if you are trying to shit talk or what is going on, but you are doing nothing but affirming my life-choices right now. I love my community. I love that I do not have to lock my door. I love that I can go in to my neighbors house and grab something if I need to. I love that someone will help me fix anything for free. I love to help people without it being a weird power flex. I love that I know every one that surrounds me and they know me. I love that if I fall ill, people will notice me being gone and send help. I love my island and will never move. No gardens in the world will change this. I thought /pol was all about the "high-trust ethno state", well I live in one. Bonuspoint: The last time the police was here was in 2004.

>>518979892 (OP)
At last, man has figured out a way to keep the niggers out.

>>518979892 (OP)
I fucking love Norway dude. I feel the same way about Norway as people here do about Japan. Probably because Knausgaard and Fosse make it seem so idyllic, considerate, introverted, unpretentious and stylish.

>>518987459
>(and expect rape, anyway)
lold

>>518988747
>I love my community. I love that I do not have to lock my door. I love that I can go in to my neighbors house and grab something if I need to. I love that someone will help me fix anything for free. I love to help people without it being a weird power flex. I love that I know every one that surrounds me and they know me. I love that if I fall ill, people will notice me being gone and send help. I love my island and will never move
Us too. But we also have nice gardens - you gardenless nordnigger fuckwit.
> I thought /pol was all about the "high-trust ethno state"
We are but not if it makes you a gardenless humorless snownog like you
Lighten up faggot. Go sit in your garden and chill the fuck out. Oh that's right - you don't have one you retarded webbed feet inbred.

>>518989146
You are so hostile I refuse to belive you are white.

>>518979892 (OP)
This is perfect.
jeets and niggers can't swim, so only Whites will reign supreme!

>>518989352
Bants nigger
You nordoids are so uptight and autistic
Meds meanwhile are too lazy and over emotional
Us Brits have just the right balance

>>518985481
>This is where I was born and raised.
Beautiful
Gratz to you Norway bro.

This is near my house.
People say the city has "much more to do". I disagree.
I've never been bored walking in the woods; there are many different things to do.

>>518989806
>People say the city has "much more to do".
Yes eg nigger removal

>>518987383
top kek

>>518985481
>>518979892 (OP)
beautiful

JRPG starting town tier

>>518979892 (OP)
>Steals the houses from Monopoly
>Puts them all in a tiny island
Give them back, Jamal

>>518991172
that's just a mountain range, you anon.
norway is a country known for mountains and fjords, not cities.

>>518981066
Everyone has this problem nowadays. Yes, even you, Janis. Whom are you kidding?

>>518979892 (OP)
On a scale of 1 to surströmming, how badly does that place stink of fish?

>>518979892 (OP)
MAGATARD FACIST CHUDS! DONT THEY KNOW OF THE DANGERS OF MELTING ICE BERGS AND RISING SEA LEVELS DUE TO GLOBAL WARMING/EL NINO/EL NINA/ACID RAIN/CLIMATE CHANGE/CLIMATE DOOM/(new buzzword for 2026 TBD)!?!!!

>>518982395
I don’t see any swimming pools or detached chimneys. Are you ok?

>>518979892 (OP)
Imagine the wind, holy shit.

>>518994207
UM SWEETY ITS LA NINA
OR YOU MAY USE GENDER NEUTRAL NINX
DO BETTER

>>518979892 (OP)
Needs more Indians and NAFRA peoples

>>518986656
But TheExperts told me that climate change has caused global droughts and acid rain. Surely they all died from thirst by now?

>>518994413
Sorry sweaty, the term is actually Climate Fluid

>>518980528
That's where they poop

Norwegians can't resist building Minecraft-esque island villages due to the humble fact that their sophistication is equal to that of npc traders

>>518979892 (OP)
GREETINGS, FREM DE NORFF

>>518985481
thanks for telling me saar my friend and i will be moving in with you saar

>>518989146
These niggas da reason why we ain't got no privacy no mo

>>518980528
Yells at his nagging wife all day. At least he can walk over to the main part of the island the smaller island only has 5 houses. No apparent bridge.

>>518979892 (OP)
Where are the trees? How do you have a garden? What is winter like?

>>518982572
Your ancestors made the mistake of going back didn't they?

>>518979892 (OP)
that would be called a village in a real country

>*THIS*
is my house

>>518979892 (OP)
Looks great, any kikes or niggers? Drown them ASAP

I wish I was tall enough to live in Norway

What the fuck is up with mutts and the height thing
>>518998467

Is it a schizophrenic symptom that develops as a nation becomes more and more mixed raced and they have no common national ethnic identity?

>>518998657
It's just internet-brain. Sympathise, it's got to suck feelibg that way.

Anyways, you got any Norwegian book recs? Poetry in particular would be great.

>>518979892 (OP)
crakkkas love living on rocks

>>518999311
It's called crack rock
Niggas love it!

>>518983782
>Must be alaska?
Yes. every city on the coast looks like that.

>>518989146
you are garden bragging, shameless island cunt, ye. we know what your cubicle backgardens look like. and don't pretend to be landed gentry with a gardener. that's even worse.

>>518997621
it needs a helicopter. picrel would be my house of choice, deep in the woods also. has a small vineyard, a garden and an internal well. wine cellar and everything. life this close by the sea is healthy in some ways, damaging in others and demanding. what do you do without gardens.