Thread 518984847

What would you do in my situation?? Need some advice.

My parents keep pressing me to leave the house and start my life once and for all but i can't and i am so scared

Never married or had a BF because i have ADHD and i'm lesbian in secret but nobody knows

>Yes i come from Reddit but i want all the advice possible even from a chudhole like this

>>518984847 (OP)
Clean your room.
Shower.
Get a job.
Have sex (with me).

>>518984847 (OP)
>>Yes i come from Reddit but i want all the advice possible even from a chudhole like this
TITS or GTFO. These are the rules.

>>518984847 (OP)
>30+
It’s over your dating options are serial killers and cats who will eat your corpse

>>518984847 (OP)
Read the business & wealth classics and train the ten core lessons until they are habitual, will take a few years of active daily training. Don't fall for education, employment is dead by the time you graduate. Try to get close to wealth to get connections.

>>518984847 (OP)
Post tits. Also how many children are you willing to birth

>>518985190
>Try to get close to wealth to get connections.
How

>>518984931
>>518984931
>>518985095


Why are two so rude? I only asked a question politely. Did i do something wrong??

>>518985136
Not so if they're cute, I'm open to negotiations

>>518984847 (OP)
Whore yourself out to become a millionaire within a month?
Seriously. How fucking hard is it to just start an onlyfans or start offering your body?
Lesbian or not, you can still pretend.
If you're ugly, just be extra kinky. If you're fat, lose weight you fat sow. You have maybe 3-4 good years left as a south american woman, time's short.
Also show tits.

>>518985136
She's a lesbo Mahmoud. Speaking of which, I witnessed a girl converting to lesbianism as a young man. She was living life and happy, then some turk deflowered her behind a tent and bragged about it. She dyed her hair black, had an emo phase, and is lesbian ever since, 20 years now.

>>518984847 (OP)
in your situation i'd move to my place and play some videogames and be happy and marry and live happily ever after.
but then you'd have to play WoW with me and women HATE games

>>518984847 (OP)
>Femcel
you know the rules

>>518984847 (OP)
Show me your stinky pussi and I'll give you some bitcoin

Tits or gtfo

>>518985272
Assistant event manager and general monkey for some golf club, for example.
Where I come from, the whores work part time as real estate dealers to get to know the rich foreigners.

>>518984847 (OP)
>put coke in butt
>bring coke to me
>I put coke in my nose
>????
>profit?
idk just an idea i'm spitballing here

>>518985341
>I witnessed a girl converting to lesbianism as a young man
Yeah I've been a lesbian my whole male life as well.

>>518984847 (OP)
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>518985425
Probably how OP really looks, just more Indian.

>>518984847 (OP)
Should of stopped trying to be some edgy cool autist babe and lived a normal life, also ADHD doesn't stop you, I worked most of my life without stimulant medication.
The only reason you think you're a lesbian is the over production of testosterone from your mother while in the womb which leads to ADHD or it's genetic but it isn't an excuse regardless.

>>518985366
Women just hate WoW. If you want pussy play Starcraft 1 competitively.

>>518984847 (OP)
>never had a boyfriend
>im a lesbian
No you aren’t, you are an antisocial recluse that fetishized some shit. It’s like those dude turning into trannies because they couldn’t get a gf

>>518984847 (OP)
>30+
lesbians don't exist

>>518984847 (OP)
Either sell your electronics or check into addiction treatment. You unironically need to become a normie.

show hole then go back

>>518985136
I don't like men. That's the problem. I know this is a terrible place to confess this since this board is known for being homophobic and far right but in Discord and Reddit people can't stop patronizing me and it's so infuriating

>>518985341
>She's a lesbo
She’s Colombian not Greek
I don’t see what her place of origin has to do with any of this though

>>518984847 (OP)
>lesbian
Shame

>>518985653
Yeah they do, my work is full of lip filler lesbian whores who are miserable at 45+ years old.
They'll be working until they die because they don't save money and spend stupid amounts of money trying to accumulate heaps of degrees from uni while never working in those jobs that the degree makes you eligible for.

>>518984847 (OP)
What? Just go on a dating app and take your pick of any guy you want. The only thing stopping you from doing this is if you're obese as fuck

>>518985545
Pictures are a poor judge of sexy

>>518984847 (OP)
>i'm lesbian
do you do scissors?

>>518984847 (OP)
That's not what a girls' room looks like.

>>518985281
The rules are there because we are anonymous, the fact you decided to announce your a female is why you most post tits then say what you want because you are trying to uae your femaleness to cloud the judgment of sexless men who fall are allure magic easily.

>>518984847 (OP)
What's stopping you from doing anything
>inb4 ADHD and lesbian
That's not an excuse. Have you even tried to start your life?

>>518985726
>still doesn't post tits

Just go back

YOU KNOW THE RULES; AND SO DO AYYYYYYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaAUS0GsG_M

>>518985474
Interestening
How do you befriend them as the butler?

I know that the black American princess spent her entire life planning to infiltrate the royal family with strategic connections even marrying a guy just to have an excuse to talk to someone he knew without being weird

>>518985726
Instead of worrying about your retarded sexuality and the need to rub sandpaper vaginas together, why not just get prescribed vyvanse/ritalin. But instead you came to this board instead of a psychiatrist.