>>518998219 (OP)
Farting competition
Walk my taxidermied dog to test if you like pets
Bionicles
My pirate dvds of older seasons of Robot Wars
Fingering (my anus)
Fingering (your anus)
Bible study
Heroin (smoked in a joint, you can inject if you want)
Light snack
Sleep in the bath
I have a very full day planned
A very full day