Thread 519006868

The world is however you imagine it in the brand new Dungeons and Dragons. Who’s excited?

>>519006868 (OP)
It's been almost 40 years since I last played. How quickly time passes...

>>519006868 (OP)

I am. I love rainbows. I used to wear a rainbow shirt when I was a kid.

Taking the rainbow back!

>>519006868 (OP)
You d&d guys were always gay.
Same with pokimon and magic gathering.

Over 65% of all spells are cast by only 13% of Wizards

Seems pretty gay. Dnd was always gay, not in the sexual sense, it was gay because it's retarded.

>>519006868 (OP)
>>519006943
>Literally trannies and faggots everywhere

>>519006868 (OP)
That's not D&D at all. Lame as fuck.

>>519006868 (OP)
Those poor whites watching the shitskins and faggots having the run of the place

>>519006868 (OP)
>>519006943

>>519006943
And the Beholder, a mind control freak that turns you to stone - is the tranny lord.

>>519006947
Just like you used to remember.

>>519006868 (OP)
what the absolute fuck
>>519007028
not at all, they were games made for nerds
now they are made for faggots

>>519007125
A disease ridden filthy subhuman nigger and faggot. Perfect

>>519006868 (OP)
Bring 3rd edition back

>>519006868 (OP)
Again with this shit? When are they gonna realize nobody likes this shit? ffs, so delusional

>>519006868 (OP)
D&D peaked with BECMI

TRANSWORLD

>>519006868 (OP)
Why is it so gay looking? I always imagined it to be like Conan the barbarian or some 80s sword and sorcerer shit.

>>519007223
I'm glad you posted this it was my first D&D got i loved that game
Had the first 4 box sets, red blue grey and black. My prized possessions

>>519006943
AH BUTTHOLDER!

>>519007223
More gay then collecting gay comics.

>>519006868 (OP)
Jesus, this is gay as fuck. What happened to huge slavering dragons about to turn you into a smouldering charcoal briquette?
RIP Jeff Easley

>>519006868 (OP)

>DM: you failed your comprehension check against the man-made horrors

>>519007299
It was you imbecile. They are "modernizing" it

>>519006868 (OP)
>The world is however you imagine it in the brand new Dungeons and Dragons.

Can I lead a crusade to burn this fantasy world Sodom to the ground?

>>519007299
It's not. They are just faggots. MTG went the same way. Their little larp is coming to an end.

Even this fairly modern retake on d&d had none of this gay shit.

>>519006868 (OP)
It's a tranny covention!
lofl

Rest Well D&D
F

>>519007066
Your moms gay.

They warned us about the dnd to sexual deviancy pipeline

>>519006868 (OP)
You are correct. If you want your setting to be one eternal pride parade, go for it. Just like how if the chuds want to have DnD setting that has so much racism and homophobia, that it will give any leftist cardiac arrest, they are entitled to it.

>>519006868 (OP)

sadly it's real: https://x.com/Wizards_DnD/status/1978551451401036123

I was hoping vainly that it might be fake because it was just so fucking disgusting

>>519006868 (OP)
>>519006943
I saw this coming from 6 million miles away when they first revealed the changes to the system.
Still playing 3e.

>>519006868 (OP)
I haven't played since 2nd edition because these fucking Reddit faggots took over.

>>519007246
>When are they gonna realize nobody likes this shit?
Hate to break it to you but tabletop is enormously gay these days. I can't find a session without at least one trans or "gender queer" person. They are above and beyond the absolute worst people to play with because they are incapable of being "in character" and every turn feels like a chore. Ironic since their entire fucking life is a performance.

>>519006943
"Beholders are extremely xenophobic. They will sometimes take members of other, non-beholder races as slaves; however, they will engage in a violent intra-species war with others of their kind who differ even slightly in appearance."

"11 eyes, paranoid, xenophobic, having a taste for live animals and being deadly with magic."

So why are they fucking up their own lore? Why do they have to make an evil creature into something lovable and cute?

LOOK AT THE KEKHOLDER HAHAHA

>>519007159
The vastness of this campaign was impressive, I'll give them that. It has all come to ruin, alas. Their plots of globohomo dominance fell apart. They tried to kill us all. Bongland is still trying to get there , unfortunately.

>>519006868 (OP)
Left can't meme .
The Left cannot create,
only corrupt and destroy.
Nothing new under the Sun.

More and more.
Secret is not being the zombie.
Everyone assumes.
But sheer numbers, probability, 'chance' alone...it's not a given!
https://youtu.be/ovXE-vdSAL4

NOTLD series is not good. Entire thing is pro-Black, pro-female, edgy for 1970s (maybe??), id politics from the very start.
See even Night of the Living Dead Nemesis or whatever with even less subtlety than the original. Whatever post-2000 remake. Decent really for a low budget film, except for the dumb political coattail riding for popularity bs
Etc

It's really the idea of a different world and less people that is so appealing.
Last of Us has some of the best post apocalyptic scenery anywhere.

Art of LoU2
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6022454

ASOIAF
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5536103

SOTL
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2608573

Mogwai ("Come on Die Young" REISSUE!!!)
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4327960

Mogwai boots
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5183732

Kranky
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4277044

Western paintings
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4448530

"High Society"
https://annas-archive.org/md5/d7fdf33f2eeb076a4fe733f3a18e88df

"Delphi complete works of" collection (takes a day to start DLing)
https://thehiddenbay.com/torrent/20381749/Delphi_Complete_Works_

Please be well, anon
No matter what.<3
Even you, shill.
<3 u, 2!

Bach
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=464221

Brahms
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=910638

Bohren
https://rutracker.org/forum/tracker.php?nm=Bohren%20club%20mp3

Beethoven
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5984049

>>519007794
Another place invaded by women and trannies. GOTTA LOVE IT!

Dick & Darkies

Dungeons & Degenerates...

>>519006868 (OP)
>>519006943
THIS IS MINNEAPOLIS WITH MONSTERS

>>519007901
The literal mind control demon is your gay "friend". Appropriate.

>>519007621
I was such a fucking dork that I'd watch that movie every time it came on TV despite it being so "anti". The best Chris Makepeace movie is definitelty My Bodyguard. You can use violence to solve your problems but your violent solution will be met with escalating violence. Ultimately you will win by being the most violent and beating the shit out of your enemies. Truthful messaging for kids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKMjpN2iCmc

>>519007223
>nerds
>faggots
same shit

>>519006943
Interesting how patches there is the only character looking at the viewer.
I see the gay all-seeing eye too, yes yes.

>>519006868 (OP)
absolute globohomo garbage

>>519008046
>THIS IS MINNEAPOLIS WITH MONSTERS

They prefer to be called Somalians.

>>519006868 (OP)

>Benson, start infecting everything children like in order to making grooming them easier

>>519006943
I have dark elf fatigue.

>>519007953
With virtually zero exceptions all of my recent experiences have had tables with
>One queer
>A Quirk Chungus + Manchild couple
>A stoned negro
>A DM with no actual storytelling talent
I've come to accept that I have truly outgrown this hobby and it's simply not meant for me. D&D in my teen years with my friends was probably some of the most fun of my life and I've been chasing that dragon ever since (Pardon the pun). But it's done now. I'll have to find something better.

>>519006958
KCD 2

>>519008249
They are doing some faggot "remake" of Time Bandits. Do not look. It will piss you off.

Don’t forget a top MtG player was banned a top player from a major tournament because they found out he wore and/or owned a MAGA hat.

>>519006868 (OP)
Wizards of the Coast faggots ruined it all.

>>519007500
>back in my day we only loved one nigger at a time
lol, fag

>>519006868 (OP)
More like Dungeons and Drag queens.

>>519006868 (OP)
>Niggers&Faggots
I always hated D&D.

>>519007869
>Why do they have to make an evil creature into something lovable and cute?

Because they know you'll hate it.

>>519006868 (OP)
>literal larp roleplaying game with hour or more sessions with other males
This is your fault for thinking D&D wasn't gay in the first place.

>>519006868 (OP)
Can I populate the game with jeets and trains and see who wins?

>>519006868 (OP)
I wanna go back.

>>519008546
Mama was right hahahahah

>>519007159
I'll stick with my GURP homebrews and racist, homophobic bros.
Fags and communists ruin everything.
Trannies are just communist faggots with extra steps.

>FBI and NSA glowniggers came here hoping to catch heckin far right nazi terrorists
>The first thing they see is fucking dolphin porn
>they're getting paid to watch a guy fuck a dolphin

>>519008398
This is why hate speech is such a dangerous concept
Literally anything they don't like gets thrown under it whether you are shouting nigger or wearing a fucking MAGA hat
That way they can just keep going after anything they don't like until they have full control
Fuck them

>>519006943
>>519007869
The Beholder is causing this whole event, none of these people were trans or gay before the Beholder enchanted them.

Lore saved, Wizards based.

>>519008647
Peace has defeated you.

>>519006868 (OP)
looks gay

>>519008630
Wouldn't a game of Free Petrol&Abbos do more for your gountry?

>>519008418
The 90s were the peak of race relationships
One nigger for every cartoon

>>519007901
It's a GRIDS virus.

>>519006868 (OP)
Didn't know that the shit for basement-dwelling obese neckbeards wasn't safe from woke shit. The people making this should read the room and realize that the cultural tides have shifted.

>>519008333
I have wood elf fatigue, with their big noses and usury.

>>519007869
Because any sort of morality destroys the leftist dogma of moral relativism, which was key to destroying the west.
So nothing can be evil, nothing can be good. It all must just be the same and accepted.

>>519006868 (OP)
Who would have guessed that a game where you pretend to be someone else would have been taken over by faggots and troons.

>>519008833
housing is expensive. basements are in demand

>>519008647
>Gay dude protecting a tranny
>Minorities getting rich
>Demons everywhere
You are back, you just don't realize it.

>>519006868 (OP)
last real dnd was 3.5e

>>519006868 (OP)
The longer you look the worse it gets
>interspecies gay human x tiefling wedding(?)
>halfling playing the lute like a guitar
>looks like japanese tumblr art
>old lesbian couple in front
>lesbians in back
>friendly beholder
>friendly imps
>orc that's a human but green
>rainbow

Gay and retarded, no danger anywhere.
Lemme explore fantasy spaceland with a fucking sexy half naked crossbow chick and dubious mind flayer ally instead while I go sleeveless in space

>>519006868 (OP)
I can't even say I hate you guys for ruining this kind of fantasy genre when you've basically made it, but one more black lesbian elf and I'm giving up.

>>519008369
I only play with my friend group nowadays and very rarely as we no longer have the time to dump into sessions.
>D&D in my teen years with my friends was probably some of the most fun of my life and I've been chasing that dragon ever since
Same bro, same...
Getting together, playing D&D, snacking and gaming, homecooked meals by my friend's parents. I feel suicidal just thinking about it.

Your dangerous owlbears

>>519006868 (OP)
>>519006943
>>519007159

>>519007930
Schizo retard.
Formulate a coherent sentence you fat fucking spastic.
Jesus christ.

>>519008385
Game of the decade, cope and seethe desu

>>519007158
That's a Beholdxer bigot

>>519006868 (OP)
I played this once with the neighborhood nerds when I was a kid. First and last time. Gay as fuck.
And I like Tolkien.

>>519006868 (OP)
Every single character looks friendly, gay, twinkish…no mystery or danger or diversity at all…except race…its a liberal aids ridden utopia dream…nothing like D&D or the real world.

>>519009113
Ah yes, leftist "discourse", where the leftist pretends not to understand anything the other person is saying, and walking away feeling accomplished and morally just.

>>519009054
>imps with trans flag maracas
>>519009202
Bro the heckin BEHOLDER and gay hafling and trans imps are having LATTES at the GAY WEDDING!

WHY DO THEY HAVE TO CORRUPT AND DESTROY EVERYTHING I LOVE!!! VTMB, WARHAMMER, DND.

I'M GROSSED OUT BY HOMOSEXUAL PROPAGANDA, LIKE A PAVLOVIAN RESPONSE. EVERY TIME I'M FORCED TO WATCH A FAG OR TRANNY FLAG, I RECALL THE SCENT OF SHIT THAT IMPLIES ANAL SEX AND AIDS!!!! FUCKING PLAGUE!!!! VERMIN, RATS, COCKRACHES!!!! INDIANS!!! TURKS!!!

>>519008394
I should've listened. Are midgets not allowed in movies?

>>519007901
>the one-eyed monster's pupil is a symbol for pedophillia
wtf. i hope the glowies on here will investigate those sickos.

>>519009279
Fuck you i want cute midget girls in movies. Faggot remakes can die off

>>519009221
Have you actually attempted to read that rambling fragmented schizo post?
Fuck off.
Heil hitler, TKD, kys.

>>519007686
Its worse than that

Its aimed at pubescents and pre-pubescents.

>>519009143
Working with demons (devils, unaligned fiends, aberrations, abominations, elementals, djinn, monstrosities, some constructs, some celestials, some dragons, fae, and undead) is typically a bad idea and will more often than not get you dead if you're lucky and something worse if you're not.

>>519009271
Why aren’t you celebrating the imps playing maracas?

>>519009271
Too many of our fellow nerds took the hormones.

>>519006868 (OP)
looks like Fagtasia

>>519006868 (OP)
Wow DnD is looking... gay

>>519009271
>VTMB, WARHAMMER, DND.
VTM was hella gay from the get-go. Just look at the Toreador.
Warhammer shit is all lore and totally irrelevant on the tabletop.
And the gays mess with your game if you don't include the stuff you don't like. Your table, your rules.
Also HYTNPDND?

>>519006868 (OP)
If it's my story to tell i can just strip all the faggotry from it and play the grimdark campaign i want to play.
Get fucked Gayholder, you are xenophobic again.

>>519008910
Lol what
Jackass lmao

>>519007223
Yeah but it was gay

>>519007299
if its conan style sword and sorcery you want, then you actually want the dark sun campaign setting.

City states are ruled by sorcerer kings. magic is despised by most people because it decays the world around it, and is why the world is a mostly desert wasteland.

Divine magic is effectively non existent; the gods are dead or they don't care.

Half-elves aren't viewed as a beautiful union of races, they're actually reviled as a filthy mix.

Halflings are cannibals.

>>519009110
Came here to post this.

>>519009647
>toreador
>gay
Being sexually coded does not a homo make, anon, toreadors are /artists/ before faggots, with creativity and the loss of it in the embrace being their biggest hurdle.

>>519006868 (OP)
The hobby has been dead to me for over ten years. Now even Battletech has fallen and they had the most grognards, hardcore fanbase, and would sue the owners. Good job on radicalizing me though, you goddamn faggot ass SJWs. I still remember when /tg/ used to be fun and you could discuss anything. Including the logistics of a rape factory and what Fantasy Hitler would be like.

>>519008867
D&D has been around since the 1970's.
It only got ruined in the last 10ish years.
There was an artificially pushed, systematic conspiracy to infiltrate and thereby ruin everything good in media and entertainment, with dumb, cringe garbage people.
It was not an organic happening.
There is a solution. Only play with bros who are on your same frequency. Exclude outsiders from your game. If anyone new wants to join your game, don't allow them in unless they are able to pass some kind of test of entry, to prove they're worthy.
Easy peasy.

>>519009739
There are exactly two good ways to end a character.
>you hit 0 HP and fail your death saves, die, and stay dead
>adventure over, you did the thing and saved the world or fucked it up worse. roll a new guy and start again

>>519009649
It's your story to tell and the publisher's job to tell you dark elves are a racist stereotype.

>>519006868 (OP)
DND has always been for queers. Only retarded anti-social faggots have ever been into this garbage.

>>519008856
Weren't you defending child rape last month?

>>519009649
You are paying their salary and should pirate earlier books.

>>519006868 (OP)
This is simply Hasbro (and WotC) pandering to their largest customer demographic. Queers and queer allies just love D&D I guess. That being said, you don't need to have any of this shit in your games. It's fucking D&D. The entire concept of TTRPGs centers around creating your own characters and stories. I'm sure you all knew this though, right? All you people malding over this HAVE played a TTRPG before, RIGHT?

>>519009567
HRT has ravaged the nerd community more than crack did to the black commumity in the 80s. But thats just a byproduct of jewish propaganda.

>>519006868 (OP)
I used to play this with dice and the dungeon master would draw out all the cave systems on graph paper

>>519008699
>racist, homophobic bros.
Just accepting you are into interracial gay sex is probably easier than hating yourself anon

>>519006958
Accurate

>>519009840
Anon, VTM was a counter culture goth RPG from the fucking 90s with some of the most popular splats set on the west coast. It's got gays in it. And yes the toreador are HELLA gay. The only clan that could possibly be MORE gay are the tzimisce, who are terminally obsessed with putting dicks on everything and turning people into penis furniture.

>>519006868 (OP)
>Do you dare to enter my magical realm?

>>519006868 (OP)
Sure is a mystery why pathfinder is becoming so outrageously popular.

>>519009438

>Its aimed at pubescents and pre-pubescents

Truly, it's straight-up grooming. Funny you should bring that up. Last week I chanced on a silly little rap song by this dude:
https://youtu.be/0iRTB-FTMdk

In to the jogging playlist it goes and it's fun to run to. I'm like, "hey I wonder what other silly kids songs he has I could jog to?" and I come across this one:
https://youtu.be/tFL5GTKwonQ

I'm thinking 'Oh, nice another silly song' and I get to the lyrics:
>Celebrate your oddities, your work, your sexuality
>Celebrate your urges, celebrate humanity
>Celebrate your fetishes, my message is clear
>There’s no such thing as normal, everybody’s weird.

So I'm old and my kid's grown an done with college. I'm thinking about this song and I'm flashing back to the handful of ties when fags tried to groom me as a dirt-poor kid growing up penniless in the 70's and I got so fucking angry because I started thinking about how many fucking queers use material like that (which is classic for pedos) to sucker in kids and normalize sexual talk and, later, activity.

It's infected so many things. It's a type of cultural apocalypse that isn't just happenstance.

>>519009768
>dark sun campaign
HIGHLY problematic setting

>>519009955
You will never be a woman

>>519009110
Why he got pink pussys on his legs and ass cheeks?

Make the globohomo world book setting, I would play it ironically

>>519006868 (OP)
Yeah pretty much every edition after 3.5 blows, so if I get a group again that's what we'll play.

>>519007125
You would think lesbian sex toys would be more like a vagina
But their not

>>519010148
Because WOTC is fucking retarded and after shooting themselves in the foot, they decided to amputate the leg with their brand new license.
And paizo is just as gay.

>>519010214
Paizo is noticeably less gay. WOTC is at least 250% more gay.

>>519009228
They're kolbolds

>>519006868 (OP)
The old lesbian couple on the right are cute

>>519010444
90% chance they are abusive.

>>519007406
YES!

>>519009768
There's also systems for it, can't remember any offhand but there's multiple attempts at the Conan setting. Iron Heroes was a D&D centered one, same guy as 3e.

>>519010471
I'd like to see them abuse my dick, if you know what I mean.

>>519010310
Even if true Paizo is still gay as fuck. I miss my 1e Pathfinder grog game so much it's unreal.

>>519010471
It’s a fantasy world, they’re a loving couple

>>519006868 (OP)
>game that literally lets the person running it make up whatever rules or setting or events they want
>NO! WE CAN'T JUST LET SOMEONE ELSE PLAY IT A DIFFERENT WAY!! THEY'VE RUINED IT FOR ME SOMEHOW!
you niggers would police a game of calvinball because someone wasn't "playing it right"

>>519006868 (OP)
>yours story is yours to tell
Rocks fall, everyone dies.

>>519010534
You know that 1e is still out there, right? You can buy adventure paths for it, maps, books, digital tools to manage character sheets, ect. The only thing stopping you from playing it however you'd like is having 4+ friends. You have four or more friends, right anon?

>>519010444
>The old lesbian couple on the right are cute
>>519010471
>90% chance they are abusive.

One of them is black so I'd say 100%.

>>519010592
The whole innovation of D&D was that it doesn't let the DM make up whatever rules they want, they also have to adhere to the book.

>>519010534
You can just play 1e, you know. I genuinely do not understand the bitching about gays and shit in dnd and whatnot. New edition sucks? Just use your old books. Don't like combat wheelchairs? Guess what, they don't exist in your setting. Want a game that caters to your exact taste? Just fucking make one yourself by ripping off everything under the sun.

>>519007159
I’m gay and even this is too gay for me

>>519006868 (OP)
well it is supposed to be a fantasy world full of ungodly horrors

>>519010752
Faggot.

>>519010725
And one of the first things the DMG tells you about is DM fiat. Your game, your rules.
Cry about it all you want, if DM says no then no.

>>519008734
(((The Beholder)))

>>519010725
No, they literally don't. The rule books are there as a useful guide or scaffolding for whatever it is you want to do, and plenty of people just play rules as written... but a LOT of people will throw out whatever shit they don't like or doesn't fit the game they want to play or the setting they want to fit it in. There's literally nothing stopping you from adding a new school of magic or making all great swords do 10D12 damage or replacing all the fantasy races with different colored humans and having your paladin declare a jihad on niggers. The only limit is whether you can find other people to play the game you want to play.

>>519009867
There will be a revival.

Be it from competitors or a restoration of sanity to the companies. Ai tools will help make art and shit. I expect Ai DMs any day now.

>>519009340

It's like the Ballenciaga ads: They know exactly what they're doing.

>>519007794
Do you think D&D is going to gradually flop as time goes on or that this world is gay enough that it will just gain popularity?
I don't see how it really appeals to those freaks since they could just go on some /r BeardedLadies or whatever and make up shitty fake stories and probably get the same thing out of it.

>>519009955
I think it’s less gays and trannies, it’s women (and thier 80% of spending) they are after. How do you make a clearly male oriented hobby accessible or interesting to them? Make it gay.

>>519010752
So then what's just gay enough.
I'm trying to understand.

>>519010725
"Story trumps rules"

>>519010889
Even that last point is flexible. There exist solo RPGs and I've seen a thread or two about them on /tg/. But at that point you're essentially writing a book with some dice and math involved.

normal heterosexual men are too busy babysitting wives and providing for children to be commercial artists. that was always the domain of homos and other weirdos sublimating their unnatural urges into "art". the only change between classic D&D and this bullshit is that the same weirdos don't have to hide it anymore, which has made them sloppy. i know this because after taking the ivermectin, i lost most of my unnatural urges, and any interest whatsoever in this kind of bullshit--"classic" or modern. it was always globohomo.

>>519006868 (OP)
Fundies in the '80s considered D&D Satanic.

The LGBT community completely co-opting gentrifying nerd hobbies makes me think they were correct.

>>519008647
What's that dwarf on the left thinking? lel

>>519011128
well they went from neckbeards to communists

>>519011193
>knife ears could be here

What the hell does this have to do with me going through dungeons and merc'ing goblins?

>>519011181
Did you know tom hanks got his start doing infomercials about boys committing suicide when their OCs died and how evil DnD was?

>>519006868 (OP)
Tabletop DnD has been dead since 5th edition. Nobody buys the new product.

>>519011238
Not a goddamn thing. What you see are a bunch of nogames that don't understand that while this shit is gay as hell, it doesn't affect you in the slightest.

>>519009118
>t. always picks faggot route

>>519007037
what do you mean how would I react if I hadnt memorized Magic Missile, I did memorize it

>>519009494
>Imps
Those are kobolds......I don't even play the fucking game and I know what they are

>>519007869
Because globohomo loves nothing more than turning beloved franchises over to people with an active contempt for the source material

>>519007037
>"Warlocks could be here," he thought. "There could be warlocks here."

>>519011362
Idk. Sounds like fag-shit. I play tabletop sim on steam with some frens, and we play old school DnD (rev.2 I think) and racism is pretty much mandatory for our games.

>>519007037
The negromancer

>>519006868 (OP)
i really really hate this

>>519011227
it's the same person. only difference is that the internet has shown them the lay of the land.

>>519011463
>with a flying carpet you can go anywhere

I will never stop rolling human fighters until I finally rescue the elven princess Analnymphia of the Steamysex Forest Glades

>>519006868 (OP)
>Some doodles cause so much tard rage
If you hate it so much, why not make your own game that is not lame and gay? Surely it will surpass BG3, one of the gayest video games of all time, or DnD, one of the gayest tabletop games of all time (beaten by VtM).

>>519006868 (OP)
More like dungeons and dragqueens

>>519007621
Hes wearing blush and eyeliner. They knew.

>>519011470
The most egregious thing you said in that post was that you use tabletop sim. Check out talespire or forge VTT. Talespire lets you use heroforge models as your in game mini and it's got a huge community of map makers. And forge is just the all round GOAT.

>>519010134
Try reading V3, the clanbooks revised. There is LITERALLY a whole book about how the Camarilla overwhelmingly pushes racism to own the sabbat.
Vtm is NOT the queerfest you think it is until v5.

>>519007901
More like Bi-holder

>>519007652
My current DnD character is named Seig Hailstorm

>>519010889
>but a LOT of people will throw out whatever shit they don't like
This removes the entire purpose of paying WotC for the material. If you're just going to ignore it, make your own mother-may-I setting like in the old school days and save your money.

You just don't understand how annoying the mother-may-I days could get and what a relief it was to have something to slap the DM with.

>>519006868 (OP)
The only heterosexual male is the black dude, attracted to the dancing black girl with the afro. The white men and women are all fags and dikes. This is an extremely Jewish picture.

>>519011673
Well yeah, the cammies are the bad guys. The game beats you over the head with this. And I'm not saying VTM was always v5. Its just been gay since forever. Hell you've even had a tranny big bad in the form of Sacha Vykos since the early days.

>>519007506
ur dad lesbian

>>519006943
>The Beholder's eyes make you gay now
Sinister

>>519011670
Can you do racism in heroforge?

>>519007356
>4e art
Kill yourself you fucking tourist faggot.

>>519011869
I don't know what qualifies as racism for you, but probably. I've seen anons make models of futanari demons with dicks and cum. You can probably make a dark skinned human with an afro and red lips.

>>519006868 (OP)
>literally everyone is anything but straight
Not even in fantasy

>>519006868 (OP)
Maximized Fireball solves this problem in 6 seconds.

>>519011955
>You can probably make a dark skinned human with an afro and red lips.
Now you're speaking my language

>>519011661
Also

>>519007028
mtg was satanic as fuck and also kino as hell back in the day. It's definitely gay as fuck now, which I guess makes it satanic by modern standards but it was cool when 99% of people thought you were worshipping the devil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLa8GMQAMu4&t=189s

>>519008910
sadly i kekd

>>519011072
>it's da chinks!!11!!
>t. Blackrock executive

>>519011487
You joke but negromancy is the darkest of all dark arts.

>>519007299
Blade of the Iron Throne.
You're welcome.
Failing that: FATAL.

>>519007869
The faggot running the twatter account couldn’t help themselves

I don't even play DnD, I just come here to get a little upset

>>519012161
Desintegrate.

Disgusting

i tried to play this with friends and they were all unengaged, uninterested, distracted, and spent every single encounter diliberating on what to do, telling each other what to do, ignoring the need to act quickly. way to focused on what they could steal from kobolds that have nothing. no role play, no improvised attacks, just rinse and repeat. they couldn't even be assed to finish their own character sheets. fucking nightmare.

i tried to set an example a few times of having monsters adance on them and attack while they were deliberating on what the best course of action would be to kill the three bugbear or whatever that are 20 feet from them, but they just kept doing it. i was about to just
>*rocks fall* everyone dies

went to a card shop one day thinking i would join a game and play with some people who actually knew how to play the game. enter store. some kid is having a birthday party in the 'dungeon' room where they hold games. come back later, see an obvious faggot, and a tranny. leave and never come back or try to play again.

the game could be so fun, if you can find people with a half ass imagination

fuck

Cloudkill.

>>519009915
I think reddit would be more your speed

This is the future Bahamut wants. Praise Tiamat!

>>519009915
Feeblemind

>>519012338
>chain lightning

>>519007028
Gay in a nerdy autistic way, not literal faggot gay

>>519012380
>worshipping a woman
>worshipping a woman who is also a rainbow
>worshipping a woman who is also a rainbow, was cucked by a lesbian angel, and is burning in hell
Kobold claws typed this post

>>519008716
They've banned dozens of pro players, artists, and streamers for inane nonsense and now most of the game is a joke and just a pump and dump ponzi scheme to milk autistic retards and 45 year old man children

>>519012405
Call Lightning works too.
>10 times in a row
Hell let's summon some guys who can also Call Lightning.
Summoning is the patricians art.
>why cast spells when you can cast spells to summon guys who can cast spells

>>519012277
The dangerous part is when imagination starts to clash
>be me
>A fucking old fucking tabletop faggot
>always play characters as friendly, kind, and welcoming to other teammates
>maybe some insults back if they insult me, but try and keep things nice
So here's the thing, man. I've done this for over a decade. My experience leaks through. That doesn't sound like much, but apparently I've driven people crazy. I've been accused of trying to take over games, had people make character specifically to insult mine, and people decide arbitrarily their character will never be friendly with mine. Shit dude, I want to have a fun dungeon crawl with people who want to be allies and bros, not fucking deal with some loser 40 year old man pretending he's a teenage girl dragon with self-esteem issues. What the fuck, man. I've been all over and never found it.

>>519007794
Wonderful, another thing ruined by faggots.

>>519012277
RPGs are a lot of fun with the right people, you'd be welcome at my table if we ever ran into each other irl.

No coloreds or fags here.

I am glad that I stopped caring about dungeons and dragons when they dumbed that shit down after 3.5. Moved to Pathfinder, only to have that get dumbed down too for faggots that had never heard of table top games until those Critical Role cunts introduced it to them.
Gatekeeping is how you keep your hobbies pure, new players are great, but only new players who are willing to learn and conform to the game as it is, instead of demanding it change to include them.

>>519006943
Is that the story? The beholder has mind controlled everyone into becoming a homosexual?

>>519011923
How is this for a palette cleanser?

>>519006868 (OP)

>Dungeons & Drag Queens

>>519006868 (OP)
I remember when we used to make fun of liberals for being whiny bitches freaking out over everything.

>>519012433
That's how they groom you anon.
You're a gay now.

>>519012614
I remember this being a big sticking point in the God Wizard guides for 3.5. Also 5e for Druids.

>>519006868 (OP)
This, in Anno 2025?

>>519012631
Unfortunately, very few people are interested in playing a character, they're interested in vicariously living a more interesting version of themselves. The shittier the person's real life, the more prone they seem to be to engage in that shit.

It's why alphabet types are especially bad to have in a table top game, their characters tend to be wildly inappropriate, and their low ability to control their emotions just leads to all sorts of bullshit, because any attack on their character automatically becomes an attack on them.

>>519012631
With real balls you don't even need a system or DM prep. You just make up shit on the fly.
>but muh formulas and statistics!
Basically munchkin cancer.
It's sad that people.. essentially forget how to be children.
>let's play *whatever*
>.. uh sure, don't have anything better to do
All rules are shackles.

>>519008385
No, Vavra is just an admitted mischling acting in jewish interests.

>>519012753
Exactly right. Time to put them all out of their misery.

>>519012847
You found me out.
I intentionally forgot everything I ever read past 3.5.

>>519011864
I think you’re on to something here.

Cocks

>>519009118
Go play your tranny knight game

>>519012785
Kek

>>519012938
>All rules are shackles.
No, they're a foundational aspect of world building that makes it MUCH easier for people to predict outcomes, making that shared story even more immersive.

You are not incorrect that munchkin asshats can abuse that, but that's just another social issue at the table. Just like weirdos that are constantly wanting to act out sex scenes at every town's brothel. Without the rules, when it just devolves to DM fiat at all times, predictability goes away, and it's a lot harder to get lost in what feels like a real other world. Every event becomes more obviously the DM nudging shit where ever he is trying to get it to go, outcomes predetermined, rather than influenced by dice and hard and fast rules.

>>519012917
Uh I had a necromancer dark elf that resurrected his own sex slaves

>>519006868 (OP)
I'm sticking to ose/osr, and vancian/shadowdark modules with coc thrown in

>>519006868 (OP)
>>519012785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc

>>519007037
>not a big fan of the paladins

>>519013112
It's fine, just let the DM make shit up.
>he does that anyway
Just saves him a fuckton of effort, and your fun won't be diminished.
But yeah, it can be hard to find people to play whatever system you decide on, and even harder to find people.. who actually have the capacity to free-form roleplay.

>>519013071
One of the Eye Stalks can be like a Girdle of masculinity/femininity and make you troon out in an instant.
https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Girdle_of_masculinity/femininity

This is the staff at GenCon, the huge gaming convention where 95% of the money is spent by aging straight white men.

>>519011746
No do it - no one's forcing you to buy it. No one's stopping you from pirating it and just taking a sharpie to the fag shit either.

>>519009768
Tsr has a conan ttrpg too

>>519009113
Go back to your ESL course, Bongladeshi. I can read it with complete ease.

>>519013281
jew nigger fat cunt DEI fest

>>519013281
Missile Storm

Dungeons?

Dragons?

>>519006943
Jesus

>>519013071
>>519013259
And the only way to remove it is with a Geas spell.

>>519013032
I had two DMs. The first one was not a good DM, and had a tendency to giver preferential treatment to his fiancee in games. The second DM was much better. He would shower the party with treasure, but damn did he make you earn it.

>>519013281
they have about 10 too many sandwich makers

>>519011008
D&D is something for nerds and I think that what is considered a "nerd" has changed. Goths and emos were part of the social outcast circle. Now those kids went extinct and have been replaced with furries and trannies.

I can't exactly articulate it. But it's like there's been this whole inversion of the social order. A comic book convention used to be a barebones meeting with mostly slacker dudes. Now it's like this "nerd mall" experience where Ben Affleck shows up. Being a fan of Dr. Who was never a "cool" thing and now there's 100 girls walking down my street every Halloween dressed as a 'sexy TARDIS'. So yeah now D&D is basically homoerotic roleplay time and Star Wars is for girls.

>>519013281
Dungeon and dragons and snacks and nap times

>>519013320
It's worth noting that even the OG guys just made this shit up to be fanservice they masturbate to. Say forgotten realms.
>all those gods and legendary characters were someone's PC
>and they fucked
Somehow they managed to sell that wank.

>>519010752
Its jeet that is going to get fucked by bizarre hindu gods he worships. It isn't gay, its demonic.

>>519006943
? faggot beholder ?

The real world is calling! there's so many ways to get some coin in this unstable world filled with conflict.
While monsters retreat themselves in board games and escapism you can start your own band of mercenaries in one of the following conflicts and decide the tides of war!

Recent or ongoing conflicts:
Europe:
Russo-Ukrainian War

Middle East & North Africa:
Arab–Israeli conflict
Afghanistan–Pakistan conflict
Yemeni civil war
Syrian civil war
Libyan crisis

Africa:
Islamist insurgencies in the Maghreb/Sahel
Congolese conflicts
Civil conflicts in Nigeria
Sudanese civil war
Ethiopian civil conflict
Somali Civil War
Cameroonian conflicts
Central African Republic Civil War
Insurgency in Cabo Delgado

Asia:
Myanmar conflicts
Kashmir conflict
Sino-Indian border conflict
Papua conflict
Civil conflict in the Philippines
Cambodia–Thailand border conflict

Americas:
Mexican drug war
American campaign against cartels
Ecuadorian drug war
Haitian crisis
Honduran gang crackdown

>>519008699
Based fellow GURPSfag. The true /pol/ack's game.

>>519007299
>>519012134
https://files.catbox.moe/lzh4o6.pdf

Just switch to pathfinder

>>519013543
That's cuz girls are like niggers.
They ruin everything.

I've got to be honest I was mostly in it for the stationary.

>>519013281
>everyone is looking at the camera
>Gibraltar Jackson is instead thinking about his next poop feast

>>519013543
>I can't exactly articulate it. But it's like there's been this whole inversion of the social order
It's not as complicated as you think it is. Male hobbies attract both corporate attention and female attention for different reasons.

For the corporation, it's a revenue source, and they increase it by maximizing it's appeal/accessibility. Which means dumbing it down, and catering to as many demographics as possible, often at the cost of the hobby.

Eventually, as more desirable males show up at said hobby, because the mass media pressure to do so eventually works it's magic, that leads to whores showing up looking for male attention.

Most people aren't involved in nerdy things anymore for love of the activity, it's just social grease like going to the bar or hanging out to watch hand egg. They don't give a shit about the game itself.

>>519013677
FUKKIN SAVED

>>519013357
Just because you can read the words doesn't mean it isn't retarded newspeak psychobabble.
Fucking zoomer scum.

>>519007763
lel
>10/10 has tail
whiny bitches itt
this shit isn't dominant and if anything inconsistent wroting pisses me off more
once trump kicks the bucket and oligarchs fuck off and/or some are killed and thereafter attention shifts back to how to run and improve society instead of questioning the basic human rights of non-heteros and brownoids this stuff OP is "complaining" about will be less overt because it's less necessary

>>519013830
GURPS bros forever
Come to /GURPSgen/ on /tg/

>>519006868 (OP)
Everything I love turns into shit.

>>519006868 (OP)
Wait so they're ALL gay? How does anyone reproduce? Where do they all come from?

>>519012134
>Failing that: FATAL.
Too much gay rape, even Russians can't tolerate that shit on that level.

>>519013930
Thanks!

I'll check it out for the memories (I was a 3rd ed faggot since I had 60+ 3rd ed books and hated Smith's artwork in 4th) but roleplaying died for me back in 2015 when I was radicalized and my tolerance toward the pozz died.

>>519006958
If that's how it worked, you'd see more articles about it. Like there would be easy money math to show the difference it makes.

>>519013513
Already had this thought a while ago but didn't investigate:
Technically speaking AI should be a huge aid to any sort of RP game.
I should look into it.
Digital and online tools have always been helpful, even if it's just maps and loot tables, but it shouldn't be hard to actually train an AI on something like 3.5.
At minimum that will free up a lot of DM resources, to concentrate on things that matter.
Ultimately the players are just as important as the DM however. Most sessions fail on the player side of things.

>>519006868 (OP)
Aren't there other games that caters specifically towards their perversions?

>>519012446
Your God LARPS around as a zoomer with tweety birds.

>>519006868 (OP)
>twitter post got ratio'd
LMAO

>>519013930
I will doublereply a last time - GURPS is what introduced me to Fallout back in the 90's so I'll always be thankful for SJGs for almost getting a CRPG on the market using their rules engine.

>>519012917
I get it, to a certain extent, it can be tempting to just want to play a less boring and shitty version of yourself, but that just seems so much less fun compared to just trying random shit out.

>>519013684
Neat. I have quite a collection, but that's an addition.

>>519006868 (OP)
I understand /co/ and /v/ get mad because they're reliant on other creators to make content for them. Here, creating the content to be tailored to your specific states of /part of the game/. Therefore, I couldn't care less whatever dumb shit hasbro slops out, I didn't buy any official modules even before the wokening.

>>519013659
People playing board games are monsters.
but
Murdering children for blood money in Israel is good.

Really?
Which one are you participating in big boy?
Got any taint pics?

>>519014050
Roll for anal circumference.

Looks like gay hinduism

>>519010690
>>519010726
I mean I literally miss my game group. Everyone moved away to do identical jobs for identical pay in different cities. Finding a new group of based people who also want to play DnD is nearly impossible.

>>519009955
> hasbro
> hasbara
hmmmmmmm
i think i'm noooticing

Doesn't even matter. My crew will never get together to play again. They all became normies with girlfriends/wives and jobs.

>>519006868 (OP)
What if I want to tell a racist and sexist story? Is it still my story with the freedom to experience it? Just let people enjoy things, right?

>>519006868 (OP)
Kinda expected the Green party logo, not gonna lie, or the Left party.

>>519009955
it's almost like trannies love to play pretend

>>519009768
AD&D got really immersive along with Dragon Magazines.

>>519010179

>Yeah pretty much every edition after 3.5 blows

^ This.

>>519014509
sorry hate is harm, silence is violence, capitalism is criminal

>>519014631
this
4th ed. and on is for midwit niggers and trannies

>>519014532
Kinda feels like you're attacking me specifically.
At least roll for initiative first.

>>519013784
There’s an old screen cap or meme or something about this, no way I’ll find it but yea that’s all that happened here. But all the young normalfaggots are actual faggots now so we get this shit

>>519006943
>>519006868 (OP)
COME ON MAN

>>519014707
Green and left party are the same, and they are the same in every fucking country. That being said, i did think of that specific image.

>>519014652
>harm
Good idea, desu. 150 damage is nothing to sneeze at. Most trannies won't survive that.
Main downside is that you have to touch them, so cast Protection from Evil first so you don't get AIDS.

>>519014450
>identical jobs for identical pay in different cities
That always annoys me, and no one seems to think anything of it, it’s just normal and totally not a death kneel for any sort of real and long term connections. Friends, family, community, all of it scattered, before covid it genuinely confused me. Now it all makes sense. People do whatever they think they’re supposed to. Not what’s right or even what they want, just what they’re supposed to. If I was in charge I’d slaughter our enemies, be called a monster until they got used to it and then praised for “fixing things”
I love people but have no respect for them. Table games going the way of video games and all forms of entertainment is just more of the same. And it won’t matter when (((they))) fully lose control and get removed

>>519014707
>>519014840
>>519006868 (OP)
That’s what this shit made me think of too but couldn’t place it lol
They really are all the same

>>519014560
They do and they can't separate the two.
A girl I knew who purposefully cided on dope with her boyfriend.
Romeo Suicide

Her mother was a troon from Washington.
Her mother was on HRT growing a beard and looking like a short fat goblinoid.
The first thing she said to her daughter when I met her is that I better not be getting her pregnant.
They are very delusional and twacked out on Gov. drugs & illegal drugs I can only presume.
It's sad her daughter murdered herself but she was a lost soul with a mother like that.
The guy that lived with her mum was a freak also.
Looked like that troon that distracted the sand nigger that ran into that woman's bike but he was fat also not skinny.
She said he was her Uncle but it felt like her mother and the guy that was supposed to be her Uncle.
Were a couple.
Extra gross shit man.
I'm pretty sure they were Anglo mixed jewish decent & Irish.
So they weren't all White technically.

Anyway they were complete shutins & only played World of Warcraft for like 15 years straight.
I felt like I walking into the Twilight Zone going over to their house.
They of course were huge tranny Commie leftists & all types of White people are bad except for them.
Even if they are/were/IDK anymore what they fucking do sub White nigger spawn.
Esau in the Tents of Shem.

>>519006868 (OP)
they think niggers, poos, jeets and fat whores are going to sell their jewish shit?

>>519006958
exactly the truth
as usual
fucking jews

>>519007953
>>519007794
have this to contribute before thread archives

>>519010752
>I’m gay and even this is too gay for me
imagine if you grew up in a world where jews werent telling your to be a faggot.
you might be normal
or you might find a doctor to get rid of the parasites that make you gay.
but not in fallen jewish world.

>>519006868 (OP)
anyone here know anyone who plays with comeliness in addition to charisma?

>>519006868 (OP)
It's weird that everyone is smiling. The more this shit goes on, the unhappier people have been. Very delusional view of the world, any world.

>>519008369
Just play dungeons and dragons online.

>>519006868 (OP)
Nigger

>>519009982
I want to play the Total Kike Death campaign

>>519009987
The only way to play

>>519016219
I think MYFAROG has one of those.

>>519014031
Jew clone machines

>>519015564
Thxu fren