Thread 519007113

>>519007113 (OP)
he'd make a cool vampire

>>519007113 (OP)
Clean your nigger mold filled room

>>519007113 (OP)
POV: you just asked Jordan Peterson what the fuck is he even talked about

>>519007113 (OP)
If I go into a medically-induced coma for a month, will my room be clean when I wake up?

>>519007113 (OP)
looking like g-man from HL1

>>519007850
Everything thing he talks about is the result of his grandmother forcing him to kiss her vagina when he was a child.

>I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In real life, she had been a victim of Alzheimer’s disease, and had regressed, before her death, to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist’s paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, “isn’t it soft?” I looked at her ruined face and said, “yes, Grandma, it’s soft.”

― Jordan B. Peterson, Maps of Meaning: The Architecture of Belief, pp. 163-164

No

>>519007113 (OP)
>hasn't cleaned his penis
>dead

>>519007113 (OP)
Its actually true. If you scrape the toilet bowl too much and dont wash then your girl might get an infection and it smells. Not worth it. You gotta clean it. Sexual immorality is from the devil though so only have sex with your wife.

>>519007113 (OP)
did the Canadian board of psy lobotomized the guy???

>>519007113 (OP)
WHY THE FUCK DOES HE LOOK LIKE A GREY AYLMAO

>>519007113 (OP)
Didn't he get sick from black mold or something because he didn't clean his house?

>>519007113 (OP)
0what if they raped my dick

>>519009812
It's because you have a mental illness

>>519007113 (OP)
DEFINE PENIS

>>519008154
Well...that explains why he dresses as two-face. One side was touched by gram gram.

>>519009912
>didn't he get sick
Pretty sure Grammy fucking makes you permanently mental.

>>519010292
Why is he dressing like a supervillian

>>519010408
His Nana gave him the bad touch. >>519008154
Apparently that's Harvey Dents true origin story.

>>519007113 (OP)
>Mold growth made this man a conservative cuck
Wild

>>519010240
Penis is really a cigar, although Peterson will try to tell you that sometimes a penis is just a penis.

how'd his slut daughter get mixed up into all this

>>519007113 (OP)
AGAIN?

>>519007113 (OP)
he's going to come back stronger than ever and will appear on joe rogan in triumph, wearing a suit made entirely of mold

>>519007315
He should have stayed in Edmonton and some more beers, eh?

>>519007113 (OP)
My body, my sourdough starter! YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME

>>519009710
Never in my life

>>519007113 (OP)
I thought this fool was rich? why can't he get a suit that fits?

>>519007113 (OP)
this is the most famous(((philosopher))) the western world could produce in the 21st century

>>519012616
The Jews tend to pick who becomes famous

>>519007113 (OP)
I shan't and cunt make me.

i mean sure. but honestly its easier said than done.
some soaps are too harsh and aren't ment to be cleaning your glans or your scrote.

i mean i agree that you should clean your penis.
but i haven't spent a considerbale amount of my life figureing out the best way to do it.
this includes
soap-regular, "gentile", dye and perfume free, "vagisil" type soaps
witch hazel
hydrogen peroxidie
shampoo and conditioner
dnadruff shampoo and conditioner
just water
cold water
alternating temps of hot and cold water.
baby wipes
vinegar
baking soda
ascetic acid/vitamin c
bentonite clay
epsom salts
alot of capitiailist consumerist products will get put out there and make some bullshit half assed study(if you're luky) and just say its good for removing odors.
i have spent alot of time researching and studying this.

>>519012887
Plain yogurt, topically applied

>>519007113 (OP)
i can just put a couple benzos under my foreskin and this goblinoid creature will clean it for me

>>519007315
wat game is this so i can pirate it

>>519013359
interesting.
though yogurt doesn't have lactic acid and it tends to have sugar.
and it is also a yeast product