/lafocg/ - Life Advice From Old Cunts General
Thread for old cunts giving advice that they wish they themselves had when they were young. This is political as a ton of young white men feel lost in this world and need help getting back on track.
Anonymous
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10/16/2025, 6:29:38 AM
No.519011805
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>>519011653 (OP)
If charlie sold slugworth the gobstopper and invested it all in BTC.....
imagine...
Anonymous
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10/16/2025, 6:37:44 AM
No.519012136
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>>519012191
If I do not get $3000 by tomorrow I am going to kill myself.
Anonymous
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10/16/2025, 6:43:09 AM
No.519012358
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>>519012455
>>519012568
>>519012191
rent and car payment and debts. I'm about to lose everything.
Anonymous
(ID: /Xs39JP5)
10/16/2025, 6:44:57 AM
No.519012423
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>>519011653 (OP)
LOTR is based and Gollum is Jews.
Anonymous
(ID: wacVKVPv)
10/16/2025, 6:45:42 AM
No.519012455
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>>519012514
>>519012358
>rent and car payment and debts. I'm about to lose everything.
Sorry to hear that anon, how much debt are you in total? How much is your rent / car payments?
Anonymous
(ID: 9Kv2otmr)
10/16/2025, 6:47:12 AM
No.519012555
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You still can bang 16 year old girls regardless of age
Anonymous
(ID: bnkVr/Mx)
10/16/2025, 6:47:35 AM
No.519012568
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>>519012764
>>519012358
You can wait for repo since you need rent more but dont drive without insurance, they'll run the plate and impound you on the spot
Anonymous
(ID: HkL40VBx)
10/16/2025, 6:48:41 AM
No.519012609
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>>519012715
>>519017147
>>519011653 (OP)
None of my advice would work out as I got very lucky and basically won the lottery. Spent most of my life as an alcoholic and hated my life. Went to rehab, cleaned up, government gave me an apartment for being 'disabled' and previously a homeless substance abuser.
I signed up for math classes at local uni, since I loved it and had a bachelors in math from before, and now just got into the masters there. I have no real plans or goals, just to keep doing math. I get a stipend and disability from the government (so I don't have to TA). I literally just get to do my passion all day everyday.
I don't suspect I'll ever have a family though. Too old and too poor for that.
Anonymous
(ID: wacVKVPv)
10/16/2025, 6:50:42 AM
No.519012715
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>>519012997
>>519012609
You could probably work in a ton of places with a masters in math, i think they pay math graduates to tinker with AI in my neck of the woods.
im not an old cunt so im not trying to give you advice. How much is your disability?
Anonymous
(ID: F2c1clzl)
10/16/2025, 6:51:20 AM
No.519012743
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>>519012812
>>519016607
Youth is 13 to 33. You don't have much time. Don't waste it. Politics is nothing, sex is overrated, religion should begin with you focusing on your inner soul. Take risks. Take all the chances you can. Give it a whirl. There will never again be firsts once youth is gone. Do all the firsts you can. And remember after 33 don't stay too long at the party. Evolve. Always evolve me
Anonymous
(ID: wacVKVPv)
10/16/2025, 6:51:52 AM
No.519012764
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>>519012568
also collateral can offset right? Itll be hard to start over but not much choice.
Anonymous
(ID: wacVKVPv)
10/16/2025, 6:53:18 AM
No.519012812
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>>519013428
>>519012743
im in my mid twenties and im just in a rut, fear risk like theres nothing else, fear of losing I guess, being in a worse position than I already am. Job markets screwed too .
I'm just gonna fucking rope
Anonymous
(ID: HkL40VBx)
10/16/2025, 6:57:46 AM
No.519012997
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>>519013127
>>519013967
>>519012715
I'm gonna be pretty selective about jobs. I'm guaranteed housing and a bit of money from the government for life. I'm not so sure about jobs. I definitely got autism or something, maybe schizotypal, I have a low tolerance for dealing with work-social bullshit and most people see through me quite quickly that I'm not going to humour them or be chit chatty, so HR roasties deny me before I ever meet a real tech team.
I'd work for a hedge fund but from what I hear they only hire out of ivy league schools unless the person is brilliant.
In any case, I'm quite content with what I have. It does pain me that I'll never have a romance or a baby but I guess it just wasn't in my cards.
Anonymous
(ID: wacVKVPv)
10/16/2025, 6:58:06 AM
No.519013020
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>>519012957
just talk about it, whats up how did you get into this position in the first place? you might be fuckin about but if you are serious theres tons of fags who have been in the same position, sometimes worse and made it out.
Anonymous
(ID: AGx3c6m5)
10/16/2025, 7:00:32 AM
No.519013124
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>>519013530
>>519011653 (OP)
How do I become the best fighter to ever live?
Anonymous
(ID: wacVKVPv)
10/16/2025, 7:00:34 AM
No.519013127
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>>519012997
eh never say never, Ive known bastards in my life with dads in their 70s when I was in HS. Im sure theres some neetesque job with a math degree tho out there, ever think about becoming a private math teacher ? Epstein did it kek
Anonymous
(ID: vZkHXyVI)
10/16/2025, 7:01:31 AM
No.519013183
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>>519011653 (OP)
When you're young and lack perspective, one way you can evaluate the interests you take, the positions you adopt, the views you have, the things you do, etc. is to look at the company you are keeping. Don't ignore or rationalize bad vibes. Remember nothing has to happen right away; don't be rushed into anything. Don't pursue social standing simply for the sake of doing so; if you're doing things right, it will come to you eventually; same goes for girls.
Take care of your teeth, read books, live below your means, keep your mouth shut, never forget or ignore your mother's birthday and make yourself useful.
Anonymous
(ID: F2c1clzl)
10/16/2025, 7:07:22 AM
No.519013428
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>>519013648
>>519012812
Losing in a way is good. You give it a shot and if it doesn't work out you learn so you actually didn't lose you learned. That's really important. When you were 9 you had a million ideas of what you would do when you grew up. Revisit some of those ideas and give them a try. Start simple with attainable goals but don't overthink it just try. You have old age to sit and ponder and middle age to work it all away. Now is your time. You just might find something inside that's been missing.
Anonymous
(ID: cd6DHftM)
10/16/2025, 7:09:04 AM
No.519013509
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>>519012957
you can always go under the nearest bridge and give out tug jobs and suck jobs to all takers, at 20 dollars per job that's only 150 total jobs, assuming 3 minutes per job u can get that done in less than 8 hours
Anonymous
(ID: F2c1clzl)
10/16/2025, 7:09:32 AM
No.519013530
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>>519013124
Learn your fundamentals. Work the circuit. Your first win and for that moment in time you will be the greatest fighter that ever lived. At least at that venue. You will feel like a Spartan for that one moment in time. Better one moment than no moment at all.
Anonymous
(ID: UiIZHrn9)
10/16/2025, 7:10:39 AM
No.519013582
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ww3 soon, escape the city [step 1] if you want to survive
https://pol.foundation/Happening.html
almost everything else is bullshit, it's a sinking ship, you don't want to integrate on it
>you stand a fair chance of [surviving] if you do not insist on being blindly optimistic and can overcome a natural reluctance to make a clean break with your past-business, home, clubs, friends, church-when it becomes evident that the storm clouds are gathering.
https://greyenigma.wordpress.com/2013/03/04/how-to-be-a-survivor-by-robert-heinlein-1945-via-free-dominion
Anonymous
(ID: wacVKVPv)
10/16/2025, 7:12:19 AM
No.519013648
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>>519013904
>>519013428
thanks anon, I'll try taking a shot at something, got time to piss anyways.
Anonymous
(ID: lKoOY1z2)
10/16/2025, 7:14:32 AM
No.519013729
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>>519014017
>>519011653 (OP)
I pissed of members of a organized crime group by reporting one of them to the police for attacking me on the street. Well they had a guy there and he gave them my address. They've been harrassing me for a year and after they learned that I make a shit ton of money they've given me scopolamine and tried to extort a sum that would put me in debt for the rest of my life. I have some data that they would probably like to be kept private and they don't know it yet.
It's extremely hard to prove anything because they use plausible deniability really good. For example the sent me a number in a package that was supposedly a mistake. Well that wouldn't be so weird if I did not get a second package that was a "mistake" at my new address(same city).
Anonymous
(ID: sZUIAHNY)
10/16/2025, 7:17:17 AM
No.519013821
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>>519011653 (OP)
Save 10-15% of your income. Start young. Invest it in the S&P 500, in index funds. The timing of the market doesn’t matter. Also, don’t mess up your back.
Anonymous
(ID: F2c1clzl)
10/16/2025, 7:19:28 AM
No.519013904
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>>519013648
Good for you. Go be intrepid in your pursuits. It's literally the best of times in your whole life. I mean that sincerely because it really is young man.
Anonymous
(ID: 4Svibzbn)
10/16/2025, 7:20:06 AM
No.519013925
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>>519011653 (OP)
Read a lot. It doesn't really matter what you read, just read a lot. Look up words you don't understand and reread in context. Your vocabulary will increase and you'll be able to speak, spell and write clearly the more examples you are exposed to. People tend to take that kind of competency seriously.
Anonymous
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10/16/2025, 7:21:08 AM
No.519013967
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>>519012997
God damn what is with normies and the constant bullshit social landmines? It never ends.
Anonymous
(ID: F2c1clzl)
10/16/2025, 7:22:21 AM
No.519014017
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>>519014668
>>519013729
See what this anon did. He went against the mob. That's daring. Crazy as hell but daring.
Anonymous
(ID: Y55Xri3V)
10/16/2025, 7:27:23 AM
No.519014207
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The solution to all of your problems is:
Become a Hard Wood
Anonymous
(ID: PADJLOSn)
10/16/2025, 7:31:50 AM
No.519014381
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>>519014802
>>519011653 (OP)
Become obsessed with a highly specialized area that deals in the physical world that you can do 10+ hours a day without killing yourself, and seek out a mentor until you can make it on your own. The mentor part genuinely sucks at times and you will but it beats the hell out of building it from the ground up. Also, Christ is king and the Bible is literally true, but you only discover this for yourself when you start doing what it says.
Anonymous
(ID: F2c1clzl)
10/16/2025, 7:36:49 AM
No.519014562
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>>519014760
Vote. If you stop letting old people that have no future form your future you will always be stuck and nothing will change. Midterms register and outvote the old people trying to keep current congress members in their seats that have already been there decades. Vote the name nobody recognizes because that person isn't bankrolled or you would know them. Change every seat in congress you can young people. The future is yours. It does not belong to the geriatrics. Make true change happen. Sounds stupid and simple but it's the truth.
Anonymous
(ID: lKoOY1z2)
10/16/2025, 7:39:42 AM
No.519014668
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>>519014017
My advice would be to avoid them like a piece of shit on the street. I'm a regular corporate work bee and they've been trying to get "revenge" for over a year now.
Be selfish, don't engage shit or it will stick.
Anonymous
(ID: eAR/6MW1)
10/16/2025, 7:41:37 AM
No.519014760
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>>519014562
voting is not about the abstract 'future'. it's about the mere tomorrow. it is impossible to tell the effect of voting this or that way on a timescale which makes age differences matter.
in fact, voting equals voluntarily giving up your right to complain about the outcome.
Anonymous
(ID: lKoOY1z2)
10/16/2025, 7:42:22 AM
No.519014789
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>>519014923
>>519011653 (OP)
Work on yourself. Just being "nice" is seen as a weakness/nice out of necessity. Being strong and chosing to be good(not nice) is the way to go. Before you can become good you have to be strong first. Focus on yourself, be selfish, advance. Don't be a simp, it always causes rejection. Above all accept Jesus Christ as God.
Anonymous
(ID: wacVKVPv)
10/16/2025, 7:42:42 AM
No.519014802
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>>519014381
any pointers into what area? are we talking about blue collar jobs?
Anonymous
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10/16/2025, 7:45:33 AM
No.519014923
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>>519014789
There's a negative to this too. By being strong you get a ton of unwanted attention. No matter what you do people won't leave you alone.
My advice is try and find a good balance between strength and politeness. If you get too strong people will resent you and find ways to abuse and use you. If you are too nice and weak people will just walk all over you for their own egotistical gain. I've been on both sides because when i was strong i got backstabbed and then i got weak and got abused.
Sucks but i am still alive and doing well objectively speaking.
Anonymous
(ID: TC1FfFpE)
10/16/2025, 7:47:57 AM
No.519015028
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>>519015234
>>519015327
>>519011653 (OP)
Don't be racist. Have integrity. Treat every human the way you would like to be treated.
Raise your energy. The energy you put out into the universe is the energy you get back. Be good- get good- receive good.
Anonymous
(ID: dhy2E7dk)
10/16/2025, 7:50:39 AM
No.519015147
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• If you get along with your parents or extended family: build a grannyflat at their lands/site instead of perma renting to the boomer jew. Have that house on a type of written lease, and impregnate your gf then wife.
• Meet more people with the excuse of really looking to help them, like community betterment projects (e.g.: neighbourhood lettuce open garden, or something to bring joy by doing it)
• Do not use sustances to escape your reality, because the Truth is only one, and there is no escape. Tank it.
Anonymous
(ID: Xn/ks3FB)
10/16/2025, 7:52:40 AM
No.519015234
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>>519015028
One day you may find that the intentions you had and the energy you put out is not only disrespected but also abused. You may come to realise that you've been sold a lie, fundamentally confusing the ideas of complacency and passivity with goodness. It is cruel to teach people to rely on weakness. Good people are dangerous because they have to be to survive.
Anonymous
(ID: d61R8UE0)
10/16/2025, 7:55:21 AM
No.519015327
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>>519015028
Easy to say living in NZ. Live around niggers and you will realize they are not completely human.
Anonymous
(ID: dhy2E7dk)
10/16/2025, 8:00:27 AM
No.519015524
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• Never befriend niggers, relax around niggers, and people that behave like niggers and do substance abuse. Same as gold diggers.
• Learn how to sell what you can do, and learn new skills each three monts
• Each time you enter a room with people look for exits and paths.
Anonymous
(ID: eAR/6MW1)
10/16/2025, 8:06:50 AM
No.519015760
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since we are in the advice-giving mood, here's some shit from a 60 y.o.:
+ you can actually be an individual or you can desperately fight to be seen as one, but you cannot do both. besides, being an individual does not matter and wanting to be an individual is a mental affliction.
+ never pass up an opportunity to have sex. it's the thing you'll come to regret and not be able to fix. there were women during my youth who were simply willing to drag you into bed for their own pleasure, and I doubt that changed much, although the signaling protocol might have changed. notice it and have fun.
+ the future is changing too fast for most wise advice to hold up. this won't stop old men giving advice because that's how the human animal evolved and this served us well over tens of millennia. but we don't know shit about what is coming, the world has changed more during my lifetime than it did from Iulius Caesar to my birth, so take any idea of self-improvement, long-term life strategy etc. with a grain of salt, for they may have reached their sell-by date.
+ this will be obscure: the age of goal-setting strategies is over, long live the invariant-centered strategies. in ye olden days you could set a goal and work towards it, figuring out the local details of your journey as you went, making sacrifices for the future you. that kind of stability that helped such a sacrifice pay out in the future is gone now. now you have to set rules as to what state of affairs, what balances are to be maintained, and follow them with the appropriate peace of mind. be complete and final in every moment.
+ still, try to remember that you could not have done differently in this or that situation in the past. you do know that which I am talking about. it would have been better if you chose differently, but there and then you did what could be done, and there's no point in caring about it now.
Anonymous
(ID: dhy2E7dk)
10/16/2025, 8:14:03 AM
No.519016065
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>>519016359
There is such no thing as an individual. We exist in the context of a group. Can it be your family, acquaintances, friends, neighbours, randoms. There is danger in isolation.
Anonymous
(ID: eAR/6MW1)
10/16/2025, 8:22:10 AM
No.519016359
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>>519016844
>>519016065
if you were replying to me: there's an affliction among people that forces them to want to differ from others. they are unhappy with what they are and try to find cheap shortcuts to this individuality, a preoccupation that ironically can become an all-consuming problem. this is what I meant by wanting to be an individual. I would not give my opinion as to whether it is better to keep close ties with your friends and family or not; I still could not make up my mind about it.
Anonymous
(ID: dhy2E7dk)
10/16/2025, 8:26:55 AM
No.519016534
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bump
• There are no "several truths" or "my truth". There is only one Truth, but you will never reach it fully because it is at the divine layer and will have to make peace to never reaching it no matter you can do. You can perceive some projections of it from philosophy esp traditional but you will have to read most what you can, from lots of angles, and then make your own hypotheses. Then you will spend time trying to disprove them. Some will survive further and you will become enlightened (and burdened) from it.
• Defend the Truth against the nihilist materialism mind virus.
• Learn another language from other syncretic cultures. E.g.: spanish. US english contains just a defined set of ideas and methods of though processes. Beware of chinese confucianism. Get your base mind with defenses before starting there.
Anonymous
(ID: y33q9w0s)
10/16/2025, 8:28:57 AM
No.519016607
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>>519017057
>>519012743
I would add that there's an even more narrow Age window in which you are most appealing to strangers. Random people of all types will be very welcoming to young men up to around the Age of 25. People enjoy the company of youth and are very forgiving of pretty much any foibles and acts of stupidity a young person may commit.
When you get into your 30s as a man people will generally only welcome you if you have some material benefit they think they can get from you. In your 30s you are not cute or non-threatening anymore. So unless you are paying, it's unlikely random strangers will take much interest in you at that point.
So my advice would be to socialise with decent people as much as you can in your teens to early 20s and try to get accepted into a certain socioeconomic circle of people that can benefit your long term development. This is not a free ride though, you will be paying in ways that you won't really expect. But that's the excitement of youth and tackling the unknown.
Anonymous
(ID: dhy2E7dk)
10/16/2025, 8:35:41 AM
No.519016844
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>>519016359
Partially replying thats why not a quote. People are not different from each other.
We all started as a blank memory and written from context ("joy from innocence, pain from knowledge"). Getting a haircut, clothing, new friends, tattoos, identities, cutting their tits or dicks will not make anyone different.
And I say this as someone that dislikes people but have to deal with people and had to learn how to structure communication and how to program them to receive and give feedback. People have network layers too.
Anonymous
(ID: dhy2E7dk)
10/16/2025, 8:41:34 AM
No.519017057
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>>519016607
>in which you are most appealing to strangers
There are techniques for that. For instance you can do the mckinsey forward program and get the npc comm tutorial which I am using it to open randoms and corporate npcs in a good reception, as a 40+ tall.
People will be more receptive when it is something in their own benefit (can be faked as it) while you are smiling (true happy smile). For that true smile remember something funny (I remember cwc shits or libshit wrecks) and get that happy energy, then open npcs.
Anonymous
(ID: UfyRauH6)
10/16/2025, 8:44:02 AM
No.519017147
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>>519012609
No marriage… I guess you’ll just have to settle for banging drug addict women then. And why take a job when Grok is already way better than you at math!
Anonymous
(ID: ifc0JRcf)
10/16/2025, 8:44:53 AM
No.519017175
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Everyone dies at 27. Learn marketable skills. Most adult friendships are really networking/business. Be prepared for your friends after high school/college to drift apart/die/get married. If joining military join coast guard/air force for best quality of life. Invest in a good mattress & shoes. Take care of your feet. Find a career that doesn't make you suicidal.
Anonymous
(ID: UfyRauH6)
10/16/2025, 8:46:42 AM
No.519017250
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Get a government or union job. Don’t blow it. That’s it. That’s all the advise you need. The rest is bullshit.