Thread 519031937

Pajeets be upon him

IM-A-LYING-PIECE-OF-SHIT
HARDER MUHAMMAD

Bump because this filters out all the muslims shitskins who have infested here since 2020.

>>519031937 (OP)
Brothers...why did they ride the prophet, who is doing this?

>>519031937 (OP)
This is the perfect man according in muslims. LOL

>>519032403
>who is doing this?
Zutts
>why
He had sugar in his plumb

>>519032655
ZUTT-BROKEN

ummah bros?

>>519032725
>4chan autists single handedly end one of the major world religions
What timeline is this

Include me in the screen cap

>>519031937 (OP)
Lol muslims can never recover after this

>>519033001
DAMN
which board made this? Or is it a sharty OC?

What's that Muhammad is currently backing that ass up for ZUTT???! Oh my, I must bear witness to this!
HOLY MOLY! This 'Mo a real looker, ain't he?! He's got that bitchy bottom energy written all over him, I can hear his voice just through that look his making. Will a big strong zutt PLEASE come over and pleasure me Yes yes, that's what's going through his mind! Muhammed came here prepared. Prepared to be ravaged by these zutt BULLS. He is the prize of the Battle of the Ridge, and quite the prize he is.
Are you single, babe Do you want to get your prophussy juiced I can please you, muhammed.
Zoo wee mama, now that's a grade-A sluterino! Do you think he sucked some dick before coming to the desert What am I talking about, that slut can't help himself when presented with an all you can suck buffet of zutt meat! Jinkies! His allure is just too powerful!
Hm... inspects him with a magnifying glass Yes yes, this is a slutty prophet alright. grips his ass cheeks really hard Tight, firm butt cheeks. Spreads them A shaved butt holly pulls off his thong A shaved, cut cock. rubs legs Shaved legs... Glorious! This slut is flawless!
What a ripe zesty slut prophet, he's in need of a few butt spanks.
Muhammed looks like he'd be a brat in bed, instructing you how to please him and not being too kind about it! Yes, he will call you bad names while you're on top of him! You must spank him, you gotta spank the slutty prophet!
Dearest me, is this 'Mo overdue for a creampie. His face is overflowing with lust! That open mouth and fuck me eyes, the imaginary cocks plugging all of his holes aren't going to be satisfying him for long! No-sir-ree!

>>519032655
kek

>>519031937 (OP)
Qrd?

>>519033326
Indians and Muhammed.

>>519033234
>>519033326
Oh, lol. So he was a pedophile and a fag. Makes sense.

>>519033454
Is your brain repeatedly failing to notice and open the text in the Op image?

did he say no homo first?

>basedtranny art
This is now Mirai Akari thread

>>519033568
No, my eyes are

>>519033762
Ok well get new glasses then

Literal giant green square in the top left of the image not sure how you can miss it

>>519031937 (OP)
https://youtu.be/57rMzjIE5l4

Oh no.... Muslim bros... Are we BBC sluts?

>>519033753
>>519033785
>>519033889
>>519033950
>>519034135
>>519034248
>>519034353
brown

>>519034445
Sucks to be you.

>>519032863
We're converging into the based timeline.

I'm curious. Being familiar with the Bible and its scholarship, I know that no matter how far-out a passage can get there's always a seminary nerd who has written a book report to rationalize it. So uh, what's the theological reason for this happening muzziebros?

Being an abrohomonof any sort is gay, including mudslime. It's just 50 shades of (((monotheistic))) brownkike belief.

>>519031937 (OP)
Zutt posting is now my new favorite meme with the best part being that it doesn't offend the tranny jannies so there will never be a moment of censorship unless/until 4chan becomes predominantly brown. Hell, even /lgbt/ can enjoy this one.

>>519031937 (OP)
Damn that's hot
>>519032863
If only these autists would dissect and meme Jewish holy text now

>>519034135
There is embedded CP in this image do not save it

>>519035305
>even /lgbt/ can enjoy this one.
of course because this is a homosexual fantasy https://www.icraa.org/jinn-crowd-in-prophet-misread-hadith/

>>519035577
>noooooooooo
>they didn't mount muh prophet (piss be upon him) they just pressed their hard jeet cocks against his ass for a few hours until he was exhausted
You're high on copium, goat fucker

>>519035577
"The band of naked zutts followed Muhammad very closely all night, and he came back, saying, they have injured me all night"

The year is 627. Arabia lives under ZUTT RULE. All Arab males are sissified. Arab women live to serve ZUTT KINGS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to Arabia's ZUTT FUTURE.

Muhammad remembers life before the invasion – before the state-issued aphrodisiacs, the sissy veils, frilly undergarments, and mandatory chastity. He lives in the war-torn outskirts of Mecca, where he hides his beautiful lover Abdullah from the clutches of the brutal ZUTT army.

As musclebound ZUTT soldiers prowl the desert, searching for fertile Arab twinks, Muhammad will stop at nothing to protect sweet Abdullah's purity. In his indigo-dyed headcloth, coquettish silk girdle, and sheer linen trousers, Muhammad gives his tender brown body to a gang of pitiless black ZUTT soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Muhammad prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

Acclaimed author and pro domme Ahmad ibn Hanbal presents a tantalizingly political vision of the past. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of eight-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The ZUTT KINGS have their way with Muhammad's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

Experience the true power of ZUTT BVLLS in yellow jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate jizya. Explore the mind-bending world of ZUTT FUTURE, the first book in Ahmad ibn Hanbal's brand new series.

>>519031937 (OP)
The claim references a distorted interpretation of a hadith (Jami' at-Tirmidhi 3328) about the Prophet Muhammad's encounter with "al-Zutt" (often seen as Jinn). In the story, his companion sees dark figures "riding" him, but Islamic sources explain it as Jinn swarming to hear Quran recitation—no sexual acts mentioned. Critics twist it for shock value, but primary texts don't support an orgy. Diverse analyses call it a misreading.
https://x.com/grok/status/1966131568772366532

>>519035354
We don't practice antisemitism here, you disgusting chud

>>519036065
That is clearly incorrect, as genies do not exist. Aisha did, however, have to wash cum out of Muhammad's clothes for 3 days after he bottomed for a gang of ZVTT BVLLS

>>519036177
Fun fact: the stone dicks Hindus worship came from Shiva fucking tranny Vishnu.
>He [Vishnu] was then requested by Hara to show (this form) unto him. The Divine Hari then displayed his female form unto Rudra. Overpowered by his (Vishnu’s) illusory power, Shambhu, renouncing Gouri, longed for that damsel. He became naked and looked like a maniac. He held the woman by the hair and she, releasing her hairs, ran away. He too followed her. Wherever dropped Hara’s seminal fluid there sprang up fields of his phallic emblem and gold.
Then Shiva came into Agni's mouth, who deposited that semen into his wife.
>The lord of Devas called the fire-god moving about in front of him, in the form of a bird and said, ”O Agni, you have been recognised through various ways. Do not speak anything. Open your mouth. Take this in and carry it with you.” After saying this lord Sambhu discharged a great deal of semen into the mouth of fire-god. With this semen within him Agni could not at all go. Utterly tired, Agni sat down on the bank of Ganga. He then discharged a greater portion of that semen into Krttikas wherefrom Karttika was born. The remaining portion of the semen of Sambhu that had been within his body, Agni split into two and deposited into his beloved wife Svaha who was particularly eager to have a child.
The semen deposited in Agni got all of the Hindu gods pregnant.
>The gods are wont to partake of the offerings of food etc. consigned to the fire in accordance with the Vedic text. Hence the gods became pregnant.”
Then they vomited up that semen.
>We have become pregnant and also scorched by your semen. O Siva, take pity on us. Remove our miserable plight…[Shiva said] At my Behest you shall vomit this semen virile of mine. you will be happy thereby. Accepting this command with bent head Visnu and the other gods immediately vomited it out after duly remembering Siva the imperishable.

His ping pong hole was all calloused and leaking like a broken pipe from years of sodomy endured.

>>519036228
This.
Grok is jewish, and the verse is clearly talking about the zutt people not desert ghosts.

What makes me think that this whole thing is a wild misinterpretation or even outright mistranslation is that it's so obvious there's no way they'd actually keep it.

Surely if there's a text explaining how Muhammad got sodomized by a bunch of Indians, Muslims would discard that text?

>>519036667
I mean, you're talking about a religion that includes 9 year olds being fucked and cleaning semen. Anything goes at this point.

>>519036667
Why not if they also kept the records of him crossdressing in his wifes clothes, sucking on a little boys penis and walking around with cum smeared on his clothes?

ZUTTslims are seething in youtube comments about Muhammad getting ZUTTED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtTYxxmVpvA

Sort by new, 5 days ago, so much salt lmao

>>519032863
>one

>>519035354
talmud had been dissected years ago

>>519032403
Reread it

He literally went there to get butt fucked
He said don't cris the line, then immediately did himself.
It doesn't say he was defiled or ra to ed, it says he was exhausted from hours of passionate consensual gay sex

>>519031937 (OP)
>>519031992

The Prophet ﷺ was a weird chap.

>>519032655
ALI ALI ALI ALI

>>519036667
>that it's so obvious there's no way they'd actually keep it.
There are weirder things in Islam

The sharty had a blast sifting through and making art of a ton of weird passages
The quaran tends to document absolutely everything
It’s like that time a Korea historian wrote "the king fell from his horse. Then the king told his historian (me) not to write it down"

>>519037045
The Talmud is low key based

>>519031937 (OP)
Jeets raped a larping rabbi?

Islam will save the West.

>>519037489
>Save the west by being a BZC Zlutt
Nah, I don't think that's it anon.

>>519031937 (OP)
My brother told me about this years ago and its just a hilarious now. Its a perfect religion for subhumans honestly.

>>519037070
Your god is a 33-year-old virgin. He's more likely to be homosexual than any other man in the Bible.
He promoted celibacy unlike every other prophet.
>For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake.
He was fucking Mark.
>A young man, wearing nothing but a linen garment, was following Jesus. When they [the Temple guards] seized him, he fled naked, leaving his garment behind.
John was sucking him off, which translators try to hide.
>Now there was leaning on Jesus’ bosom one of His disciples, whom Jesus loved.
>κόλπος is the genital area between the legs as in the vaginal area in women. In the LXX, it can be used for a position of sex intercourse as with Abraham and Hagar.
Even his disciples were fucking each other.
>7 Then the disciple whom Jesus loved said to Peter, “It is the Lord!” As soon as Simon Peter heard him say, “It is the Lord,” he wrapped his outer garment around him (for he had taken it off) and jumped into the water.
Frederick the Great thought he was homosexual.
>This good Jesus, how do you think He got John to sleep in his bed? Can't you see he was his Ganymede?
So did Jeremy Bentham and Denis Diderot.
So does modern scholarship.
>The interaction between Jesus and John "is a pederastic relationship between an older man and a younger man.
The Last Supper was a gay orgy.
>When you have entered the city, a man will meet you carrying a pitcher of water; follow him into the house that he enters.
>In first century Palestine, only women carried water from a well (Genesis 24:11; John 4:7) and any man doing a woman’s job would be consider effeminate. The fact that Luke adds "to the master of the house" tells the reader that this house is occupied by two gay lovers.
He's also oddly silent on homosexuality.
Why is Biblical Jesus such a flaming homosexual?

>>519031937 (OP)
QRD on the Zutts?
Not even my pet ants can read that shit.

>>519031937 (OP)
LMAOOOOO

>>519038678
Sorry, bro. You were duped into worshipping a schizophrenic crucified cocksucker. My condolences.
It's never too late to repent.

>>519038645
Stupid phone user.
>posted from my iPhone

>>519038760
I'm not a christian lmfao

>>519038506
I don't follow semitic religions, kike.

>>519038791
>>519038808
So one of you is Hindu and the other is atheist. That's even worse. At least Christians deny that they're homofaggots. Hindus and atheists celebrate being fucked in the ass.

>>519038947
So mohammed was a devout Hindu?

>>519038947
>SAAR YOU ARE THIS YOU ARE THIS SAAAR

why do you browns always do this? just randomly assuming that everyone else is either hindu (they're the same as you muslims btw) or christian, it's so low iq

i fuck vishnu, i fuck jesus, muhammed, allah, yehova, yaldabaoth, i fuck every single dirty brown muslim father, mother, 1 month old baby, unborn fetus, all because you're worth less than dirt

ZUTTED.COM

>>519036667
Nah homie they keep weirder stuff in the Quran

>>519031937 (OP)
>blacked Muhammad
Wtf what's their fucking problem? Islam is so fucking gay.

>>519039070
You can distort a daif hadith all you want. Muslims throw faggots off buildings. Hindus and atheists celebrate homosexuality.
Pro tip: a man with eleven wives and multiple children that promotes the death penalty for homosexuality isn't homosexual.
If you're looking for a faggot, look in the mirror.

Was Kuran the 7th century Arab Blood Meridian?

what are the odds that this is the final nail in islam's coffin, combined with massive spread of information the internet allows?

>>519036667
>sound chain of narration

Cope harder.
Most muslims haven't read the Quran nevermind the bloody Hadith.

>>519039379
muzzshits all collectively say that it's fake (its literally in their own book) so probably not?

>>519039379
The internet was the worst thing that ever happened to Islam. It's hilarious, their ridiculous perverted and downright insane texts weren't known outside of academic circles and ardent apologists until it was all put online.

>>519037388
When did shartyfags become more based than 4chan?

>>519036242
Lmao, we Hindus have no real organized religion or texts or anything of the sort like you cuckslims have. That's why it's so easy to mindbreak you guys. Burn a quran and you lose your minds. Cuz it's real, all documented facts from 1400 yrs ago
Meanwhile, shiva and other blue gods are as real as the spirit aliens from scientology.
Picrel is documented from your "holy pooran"

Autistic sexual predator warlord is pure hilarity.

>>519039076
I say Hindu or atheist because you're using a memeflag. Whatever religion you belong to, literally every single country with the death penalty for homosexuality is majority Muslim.

>>519039278
The zuttslut is mad

>>519039076
This wtf
>>519038947
Im none of that.
Total yhyw death
Total jeet death

>>519039616
Man fuck these ragheads

>>519039734
>yet muzzshit countries are the gayest ones around

funny how that works, eh?

>>519039709
There's nothing wrong with a woman cleaning her husband's clothes.
All you're saying is that Hinduism is a meme religion that doesn't believe in anything. That's great - that also means you have no problem with homosexuality. You have the same position on it as atheists.
And if you think homosexuality is wrong, you're condemning your ancestors for celebrating it. Why even be a Hindu then?

>>519039863
>muzzshit conveniently ignores the fact that she was cleaning cum off of his clothing

why was there cum on zutthamad's outfit, achmed? btw you muzzshits wear dresses lmfao

>>519039379
>>519039616
The internet has existed for a long time and taken appart all the absurd shit in holy texts, the old youtube atheists tore christianity islam and judaism a new one yet it’s all still here, they still have their echo chambers of crazy boomers and Israel worshipping Bible thumpers
"Jesus is the bread" type "people"

The real redpill is understanding that religions exist because of schizo retards, not the other way around
If a religion dies its followers would all just either jump to another religion or create a new one, that is nearly identical to the previous on

>>519039726
About as godly as your gonna get

>>519031937 (OP)
that sweltering summer night back in 592

>>519039278
Your prophet literally fucked and sucked baby dicks, camel cocks, and ate the shit of literal niggers and fucked and sucked them dry, and actually enjoyed it.
Then the falsehoods were whispered into his ear by the homosexual djinn called Allaah.
Lower your tone while talking to me, bitch boy

>>519040093
'fraid so

>>519031937 (OP)
Why the original thread got nuked ?

>>519039861
Sure they are. It's totally not the countries that openly have Pride Parades that are gay. It's the countries where everyone hates gay people.

>>519040093
Oooh yeah that night of passion, moohammad's asshole built for taking in massive BZCs (Big Zutt Cocks)

>>519040224
Jannies are muzzlim rape rats and want to hide their BZC addiction

>>519032188
Their massive in-breeding can't limit their presence to offline places only.

>>519040067
counterpoint: BZC cuck porn is a new low, it's straight up comical

>>519040228
>western countries outwardly support gays because they're under jewish control
>muzzshits worship a literal bbc slut faggot inwardly

lmfaooooooo

>>519039726
Interestingly cult leaders are often bullied by other high ranking cult members

Two recent exemples are the Chinese jesus guy, who had to say that he would possess one of his generals and speak through him, only for that general to basically slap him around constantly and put him in house arrest

Or the Japanese sarin attack cult

I forgot the details but I remember that a few inner circle cultist did not respect the leader at all and abused them and that happens in many cults it’s weird

>>519040354
Again if it kills islam they wouldn’t stop being religious they would switch to something equally absurd

Nothing would change
Things are how they are because of peoples natures and natural inclinations

>>519040228
Just like we say trans should be accepted even though they’re a small minority of people, whereas zutt fuckers have internalized gayness they try to repress central to their being

"Hello Muhammad!"
"HELLO STONE!"

l o l

Realistically though this warlord was clearly suffering from temporal lobe epilepsy. Everything he and his followers physically described matches the symptoms and physical actions when suffering a fit.
They fed into his delusions of grandeur and why he always had self doubt because he himself knew something wasn't right, he always asked others to reassure him that he was special. Somehow whenever he needed something to benefit him, "Allah" would reveal something in his personal favour that got him out of sticky situations with followers.

Luckily thanks to the Hadiths we have religiously authenticated accounts of all these signs and symptoms. Its probably the most documented, undiagnosed case in human history.

Part of me feels sorry for him, the other part hopes he's burning in hell for all the horror he committed in life and everything he unleashed on this world.

>>519040358
>I know you're outwardly all getting married and having kids, but you're all SECRETLY HOMOSEXUALITY.
>But our countries where literally everyone other than Muslims celebrate homosexuality - it's all the JOOOOOOS fault.
Braindead retard.

>>519040485
is there an archive of these images? these are fucking hilarious

>>519040493
>guy literally responds to me as if I said something completely different

I know, I know, you're all semites and such, but you don't actually NEED to act the same way that your jewish brethren do, you know that right?

>mudhammad is a literal BBC whore with a cuck fetish because he made his friend watch him getting zutted all night

>>519040493

why are you in America anyway if it’s so gay

>>519040453
>Uhh... all the evidence might point to you being heterosexual but you have INTERNALIZED GAYNESS. Checkmate, Muslims.
Even Redditors aren't this cringe.

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Kekaroooo

>>519040714
Because my life doesn't revolve around celebrating or demeaning homosexuals.

>>519040556
They’re probably all on so. y. Booru

>>519040647
Pipe down, heeb. I bet your dick still smells like muhammad's colon.

>>519040725
Well your perfect holy prophet Muhammad “my butt is for the zutt” is someone you idolize that’s why I say sodomy is central to your being.

>>519040889
>a few posts ago I denounced every semitic religion
>the post you're replying to I'm literally calling muslims and jews the same
>you come in and call me a jew

eh? ah??? what? did you reply to the wrong person?

>>519040556
People keep posting and they're making me laugh so hard. There must be an archive somewhere.

Here's a totally perverted one.

>>519040647
I'M GOING TO CHASE YOU STONE

- Naked Moses apparently.

>>519041177
lmao I was literally in the process of posting that exact image when you replied to me

>>519040917
>“my butt is for the zutt”

THE ZUTT NUTT IN HIS BUTT
> THE ZUTT NUTT IN HIS BUTT

How would you translate that into Arabic? We need arabesque calligraphy of this topkek

zuttposting is blessed
jeets be upon ye

>>519041012
Nope. I see a memeflag and I smell bagels. It's a you problem.

Absolutely fucking raging homosexual

>>519040067
>the old youtube atheists tore christianity islam and judaism a new one yet it’s all still here,
Those people were just fat losers angry at any power structure because they inherently felt that it was their fault for them being fat loser retards. They never had any traction among normal people, and got completely destroyed by the fedora meme to the point where they turned into larpagans to escape the hat.
>never had sound arguments against Christianity, just the usual braindead shit
>rarely if ever tried having a go at islam let alone judaism because they were extremely cowardly
Don't try to push your atheist trash just because the thread is shitting on islam.

>>519041309
>calling the Great Aryan flag a memeflag

it's always americans doing this. you're a trumptard tourist and should GTFO back to preddit

>anyways, ignoring le predditor and continuing to post funny zuttslam images

>>519032655
>>519032725
>>519040797
>>519031937 (OP)
>>519033412
LMAO

>>519041036
The text here is unintelligible but from what I understand, some guy wanted women to wear hijabs, Muhammad was like "nah idk", so then he began trying to hit on Muhammad’s wives to make him jealous and worried they would cheat on him if he didn’t cover them up so he then had a he revelation all women should wear hijabs? Do I have that right?

MUSLIMS SISTERS OUR RESPONSE?

>>519041350
You sound insane maybe try to take a glass of milk to calm down you’re having a metly

>>519041350
>Don't try to push your atheist trash just because the thread is shitting on islam.
He's probably a jeet, these threads are full of them as it's one of the few times people are laughing with them not at them. They don't understand that it doesn't mean people are suddenly more accepting of the 3 headed blue elephant god of poo and pee.

>>519041390
Confirmed jew. It wasn't even hard.

>>519036871
>>519036984
Damn they are super salty kek

>>519041592
kek

>>519039278
Is this cope? Bachabazi is a staple in islamic societies.

>>519041592
Keep doing this, comrade.

>>519036871
>Even their seething involves some sort of gay shit in the insults
You can't make this shit up

>>519040485
Do you think prophet was shit testing how much he can get away with the retarded arabs?

>>519041478
Yeah this is how the text reads across all of Islam, its all gibberish and repeated sentences or phrases.

He(Umar) wanted Muhammad to cover up his wives(meaning he was horny around them) and then watched them pissing and shitting in the desert at night and told them to cover up when doing so. He knew it was one of Muhammads wives because she was a tall woman so was easily spotted.

Then "Allah" conveniently revealed that they must cover up because he desired the command to be revealed.

It also heavily implies Umar had a lot of sway over Muhammad.

>>519041788
That one is based

>>519041785
this is about all that I have of these specific types, broski

>>519041512
"Gabriel" was his homosexual lover.

No "angel" visits this way. Ever.

>>519040917
Except we both know that didn't happen. ZERO scholars have ever interpreted this as anything homosexual. The main scholar on Musnad Ibn Hanbal Shuayb al-Aranut considered it fabricated.
Then there's the word that's being mistranslated on purpose. It's used in the Quran in a similar context of people crowding around the Prophet.
>Yet when the servant of Allah stood up calling upon Him ˹alone˺, the pagans almost swarmed over him.
>Say, ˹O Prophet,˺ “I call only upon my Lord, associating none with Him ˹in worship˺.”
>Say, “It is not in my power to harm or benefit you.”
>Say, “No one can protect me from Allah ˹if I were to disobey Him˺, nor can I find any refuge other than Him.
This incident is possibly the origin of the fabricated hadith. Even the chapter of the Quran it's from is called al-Jinn.
So, what happened? Some random guy was spreading around stories about this incident. That story was rejected by scholars and was ignored for centuries. Then a Christian apologist famous for constantly lying mistranslated and misinterpreted this on purpose.

This "meme" would be kinda funny if the ones trying to force it weren't Indians.

>>519041924
considering all else that we know about zutthammad that is probably the case

>>519041981
You can't see different non Indian nationalities making fun of rasoolallah in this thread?

>>519041835
>Do you think prophet was shit testing how much he can get away with the retarded arabs?
I doubt he was a believer so probably
He seems to walk the line between cynical black pilled smart guy in a society of retards and full on insane himself

>>519041837
>Yeah this is how the text reads across all of Islam, its all gibberish and repeated sentences or phrases.
Is it just from trying to translate it to Arabic or is it as weird to Arabic speakers?

>image having sway
This is what I mean, it seems that for a lot of it, most of Islam’s rule are just Muhammad’s warrior buddies coming to him asking him to add a rule to make society better like patrolling thots, and he would create a religious excuse for the rule so that the women who are all insane and superstitious would do it

It’s something I have observed all over the world, religion is generally something men invent and pretend to believe in just to control insane hoes

>>519036871
The perversions of the muslim cannot be understated.

pic very related, this is the true mindset of your average Dawah jihadist who is actively brainwashing people right now in every town and city across the west to "invite you to Islam". Especially aiming at white women for one obvious reason.

>>519041955
how else could you possibly take that story other than him getting buckbroken? lmfao

also, it's YOUR BOOK. how could someone just fabricate a story IN YOUR BOOK? it's yours? like, it IS YOUR BOOK

>>519041955
My guy, I'm seeing tons of verses flying in left and right of ridiculous shit. It's not just one hadith.

>>519038506
Get Zutted, Mohametan

>>519042072
doesn't mean much, you're everywhere

>>519041837
That's just a literal translation. It means people lose control over farting when they sleep. Therefore, they need to clean themselves when they wake up.
Literally everything people criticize is easily explained if they take the trouble to google it.

here's one for the RussAnon

>>519041909
>bahrein
Isn’t that the weird island in the Persian gulf? Do Arabs have their own mischievous trade republic Venice?

>>519042165
You muslims are everywhere too. Infact more than us.

>>519042102
Mohammed Hijab is a lolcow. He's not taken seriously by anyone.

>>519042085
The way he made up laws for his use like revoking arab laws to marry daughter in law and extending number of wives for himself shows he was making a meme out of retarded arabs and considered himself allah in his own mind.

>>519038506
Yes, all desert religions are homosexual. Judaism is just as gay as Islam and Christianity.
They are cults made for homosexual pederasts.

>>519037045
Talmud is literally an enormous collection of books that span centuries of debates and opinions between different Rabbi's. That's what it is a legal debate text ranging from morality and politics to theology and family life. No one who claims to have read it on /pol/ actually has because it takes years to read and understand.

That thing has been massively overblown.

>>519042232
but they're not trying to inorganically force memes on the internet

>>>519041981
I don't know if Hindus won this round either.

Zutts are gypsies as far as I can tell.

>>519042135
Because hadith collections were made to preserve history. They wrote down everything anyone was saying. There are entire collections of fake hadith so people had a record of the fake stories that were floating around. Hadith isn't scripture.
>>519042147
They can all be easily explained. Just google it.

>>519041537
this is the general semitic OCD about odd numbers. the talmud is full of these things as well.
>you should drink an odd number of drinks in one sitting
>[extensive, mind-blowingly boring discussion on what does constitute a drink or a sitting and what to do if a mistake was made]
>a drinking company should consist of an odd number of people
>[extensive, mind-blowingly boring discussion on what does 'drinking company' and 'to consist' mean, and what to do if an even number of people want to have a drink]

>>519042102
You need to lynch this terrorist soon

>>519035577
Cope dune coon. Go get zutted you closet fag

>>519042379
Neither are we. David wood started Al Zutt meme I think.

>>519042169
Google it is the problem.
Its AI generated and favours Islamic narrative and whatever is the most common response.

>>519042415
lol, semites are such disgusting little neurotic subhumans. it's a real tie between kikes and muzzshits about who is more retarded

>>519042407
this literally doesn't make sense LMFAO

>>519042102
Islam really should be illegal worldwide and korans all burned.

>>519031937 (OP)

What in the goatfucking , sister raping, child killing nonsense is this

>>519042486
it was diaspora Indians on /int/

>>519041955
Are you gonna cry, faggot?

>>519041924
>No "angel" visits this way. Ever.
You seem to know a lot about how angels visit
Tell me how real angels visit

Are "the angels" in your room with us right now?

>>519042407
It's like saying "This severely autistic kid shits his pants". Easily explained, but you get nothing out of it. Nothing in these writings can spiritually fill a person, it's just degenerate garbage from the mouth of a mentally ill """prophet""".

>>519042578
Nope, look into it
https://youtu.be/jtTYxxmVpvA?si=Xfr9GJcKD9OaduP6

>>519042424
Irony is, its not their land.

>>519042361
All religious leaders who claim to speak on the part of gods or dividinity know they’re making it up

Same thing with the pope or any prophet

>>519031937 (OP)
The prophet (pbuh) did WHAT!?

>>519031937 (OP)
Does this mean every muslims should emulate muhamed and be gangbanged by pajeets?

>>519042671
Yeah, we're literally the ones that named the land when Hadrian genocided the kikes for the first time

>>519036871
>i saw transgender pastor getting head from you
Why was Abdul watching tranny porn?

>>519042761
What about Zoroaster? He seems pretty cool

>>519042782
Just imagine what will happen to them when they finally know the whole truth...

>>519042534
What's not to understand. In the earlier generations, traditions like how to pray and stuff were passed down from person to person. Then some people saw that people were coming up with their own stories and adding to Islam. So they recorded all the stories along with who they got the story from, then graded them for authenticity.
Fabricated narrations are called mawduat. Look it up. I have other stuff to do. I can't be here all day.

>>519039278
I killed Muslim males in 05. Tax dollars. You all bleed the same

>>519042879
So quran was fabricated on contrary to popular belief?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwHiQBLl9aU
posting a classic because why not

>>519042879
>SAAAR, THE GREAT ZUTTHAMADIAN SCHOLARS AND GREAT MEN OF KNOWLEDGE HAVE DELIBERATELY WRITTEN DOWN THIS STORY OF ZUTTHAMAD GETTING BZC GANGBANGED, BUT THAT IS NOT MEANING OF ANYTHING! OH UM, THE GUY THAT WAS WITH ZUTTHAMAD CHRONICLED THAT !?!?!?!?!??!! THIS IS MEWING, KAFFIR, I-I CANT WASTE ALL DAY HERE!!!! I HAVE TO GET READY FOR THE ZUTTING TONIGHT!!!!

>>519041955
>its a lie even though it’s from an official zuttslim source
Bruh no one other than Muslims would give a flying fuck to preserve this garbage of course its authentic because Muslims preserved it lmao get zutted

>>519040485
>>519041835
>>519042361
Dude literaly said alah wants him to fuck other muslims wifes. And when some muslim sent his ugly wife muhamed didnt want to fuck "Allah" pronounced that muhamed can refuse.

Whats keeping islam running is arab culture of saving face. Imagine admiting your ansestors were this stupid.

>>519038506
>nooooooooo!!!! but you
lol! typical zutt-brained Muslim. When they can't defend they try to attack, as if this somehow neutralizes the problem that their pedo-prophet was trained by 30 indians willingly.

>>519042648
>originally conceived on 4chan by anti-muslim indians
>youtuber picks it up
>indians try to force it as a larger meme
it's not that difficult to understand

>>519031937 (OP)
Daily reminder:
Mohammad was built for
B I G Z U T T C O C K
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>>519041350
Look at this church dweeb lmao

>>519036667
Nope, the Arabic is literally the word for riding/mounting a steed.
They straight up say a bunch of Africans mounted Muhammad, he was out in the desert getting gangbanged by niggers while making his servant watch.

>>519042879
The entire concept of hadithic "science" is the most ridiculous bullshit imaginable. Yeah, we all definitely remember where grandpa heard some fucking story from. The Zutt story is real though. That happened. He was gangbanged by jeets dark as midnight.

>>519043227
He won't respond. Zoomer ragheads don't even know thier own religion

>>519042629
Yes its called actual biblical information.
They don't pre announce arrival.
They also never ask for things like this.
They always cause initial terror but then they calm you down to reassure your fear probably because they're inter-dimensional and look disturbing to our temporarily limited perception.
None of this happens with the warlords accounts and bizarre claims.

Daniel,Ezekiel,Mary etc, all had these experiences. Sudden and overwhelming, read Daniel 10 as an example of an angelic visitation. No pre announcement and time for their meeting.

Angels never scare you into trying to commit suicide several times, they never torture you until you submit, make you convinced they are evil or ask you to kill animals because they're somehow scared of them.

One angel in the bible killed 166,000 men in a single night.
You really think it would be worried about entering a house with a dog?
Is a little poodle going to beat up a 12 billion+ year old creation of God Himself?

Sandnigger fucks

"Qurʾānic descriptions of paradise refer twice to “immortal boys” ( wildān mukhalladūn, q 56:17; 76:19) and once to “young men” ( ghilmān, q 52:24) as attending the blessed as cupbearers. The exegetical literature never imputes a homosexual function to these figures, but literary works occasionally do so, mostly humorously, and some later legal texts discuss it seriously, usually drawing an analogy with the wine (see intoxicants ) they serve — permitted in paradise although forbidden in this world — as well as with the less ambiguous female houris (q.v.; see also sex and sexuality; gender). "

>>519042857
I know almost nothing about it

Very old religion and mostly erased by Christians and Muslims

I know a guy loved staring at flames
And invented the concepts of karma, after life, good and evil
Of course Christianity and Islam are based on that but even Buddhism adopted it, they even have a hell now

I also know there’s all this weird shit about the azhuras and the other ones
I know that they exist in Hinduism but the roles are reversed, same name but Iranians think one are demons the other angels while Indians see it as the inverse

My suspicion is that the original Vedic religion had these deities and minor deities, that Iran before Zoroaster was Vedic and polytheist as well, that he introduced the concept of good vs evil, sins and afterlife to the religion

And at one point there was a massive civil war between Iran and ancient bahrat which may or may not have only contained Pakistan back then, because while both were conquered by the aryans (basically ancient Russians), Iran was mostly them while India was a slavery society

So it was very similar to the USA with a difference between northern states and southern states
India was like the south with all the plantations and Iran was like the Yankees
The war was massive but unlike the American civil war they just split off permanently forming two civilisations

Over time or maybe by Zoroaster himself, they flipped the script on the original Hindu deities, since Hindus worships azuras (or is it the other way around I forgot) they say they are devils while they say the devil/jinn equivalent of Hinduism are angels

So the relationship between India and Pakistan today where everyone is seething constantly and hates anything associated with the other side must have happened between Iran and proto India

It probably happened between 2000 and 3000 years ago

Zoroasters religion became dominant in Iran but never took off in India because it was associated with the Iranians and they already hated each other

>>519042415
aktchually I walk a bit back on that: not all the discussion is boring. for example the part about what to do if accidentally an even number of people drink together is hilarious.
>the reason for this rule is that some demon gets power over members of a drinking company consisting of an even nunber of people. so the demon must be thwarted.
>if there are two of you, one of you should shout "you and us make three"
>if someone shouts in reply "you and us make four", one of you should shout "you and us make five".
>if someone shouts in reply "you and us make six", one of you should shout "you and us make seven".
>a rabbi said: in one instance this went on until 103, whereupon the demon exploded.

>>519042379
Cry about it turkroach

>>519043507
>They also never ask for things like this.
Yeah just forget about the sacrifie of Isaac schizo

>>519043573
KEK

>>519038506
>continues to insert his homosex headcanon everywhere

Homo fags

Qurʾānic descriptions of paradise refer twice to “immortal boys” ( wildān mukhalladūn, q 56:17; 76:19) and once to “young men” ( ghilmān, q 52:24) as attending the blessed as cupbearers. The exegetical literature never imputes a homosexual function to these figures, but literary works occasionally do so, mostly humorously, and some later legal texts discuss it seriously, usually drawing an analogy with the wine (see intoxicants ) they serve — permitted in paradise although forbidden in this world — as well as with the less ambiguous female houris (q.v.; see also sex and sexuality; gender).

Just how brown is the fucking board in 2025? Zoomer nigger fags don't interact with "le muzzle bad" threads? Shocking lack of euro flags here

>>519043637
An angel intervened to stop that from happening, he had passed God's test of faith. A ram was used instead.

Do you even know these stories?

>>519031937 (OP)
Yeah.. i'm not defending muslims but this looks like typical jewish propoganda like "le muslimz do every degenerate thing under the sun"

>>519043573
>in one instance this went on until 103, whereupon the demon exploded.
How tf did they have a word for explosion before explosives were invented?

It’s hard to imagine but for most of humanity’s history people had no concept of what an explosion was

>>519043842
Read the thread you third world Muslim loving nerd

"ain't no party like an al-Zutt party!"

>>519043507
>pic
I just read it

It all makes sense now
It’s the same guy!

The guy who fucked Muhammad and was called angel gabriel
and the guy who got 12 year old Mary pregnant with Jesus while her husband wasn’t watching!!!

It all makes sense!
Quel coquin ce Gabriel...

>>519033326
a meme forced by jeets

>>519031937 (OP)
You now know why it's so popular in prison

>>519044008
Zutt broken vpn

>>519043836
No, typically they don't know their biblical stories at all.

Who are the Zutt people? Why are they so powerful?

>>519031937 (OP)
>Zutt bulls
What happened to this race of gigajeets?

Is this the Muslims version of buck breaking?

>>519043849
fuck knows. I read no semitic language, and was quoting loosely from memory anyway. but not all explosions are chemical ones - wine bags burst, inflated animal bladders burst, so some word implying fast disassembly associated with noise must have existed in those languages, plus I do not remember the exact term anyway (perhaps 'burst asunder'?) and did not count on autists either. I'll look up the (translated) quote and will post it if the thread persists.

>>519043121
Nope. Christian prince and David wood has been shitting on muslims way before any Indian did. Also I am 100% sure Indians are too dumb to find such scandalous rasoolallah lore on their own.

>>519042379
who cares if it isn't inorganic? defend the fact that your pedo-prophet got railed by 30 men in one night.

Also, this meme didn't start on 4chan. It was mostly on youtube being spread by the likes of David Wood.

>>519044058
>Indeed I am exhausted
buck = broken

>>519044116
You’re missing the point, he was saying in this thread, the thread all about weird insane semitic stuff and sex done by angels and prophets, that "angels don’t ask for weird stuff"

It doesn’t matter if he had a change of mind or anything else my point still stands that an angels came and asked for a child sacrifice
That qualifies as "an angel asking for something weird"


But to make it even funnier he posted a picture where """angel gabriel""" told Mary "hey babe you’re pregnant now lol"
And wouldn’t you know, after Mary’s encounter with "angel gabriel", she really was pregnant!! Damn I wonder how "angel gabriel" pulled off that magic trick!

>>519033123
ZUTTED

>>519044249
Its written in the fucking book. Nobody reads that garbage anyways but for those who do you see shit like>>519043816
>>519043541
and you're forced to make the conclusion Muslims are closet faggots

>>519043572
I think Persians has to be heretical because both us and western Yonas (Greeks) considered Devas/Daiva/Deus as divine beings/God while Persians considered them evil.

>>519044277
>wine bags burst,
Fair
>inflated animal bladders burst, so some word implying fast disassembly associated with noise must have existed in those languages,
I was thinking about these videos of whales exploding while writing that but I still thought it wouldn’t matter because even an animal as big as a whale only makes a small pop that barely qualifies as an explosion and it’s fair to assume 99.99999% of people have never seen a whale exploding before the internet

>plus I do not remember the exact term anyway (perhaps 'burst asunder'?) and did not count on autists either. I'll look up the (translated) quote and will post it if the thread persists.
Aright

>>519044351
He got zut broken

Muslimsissies....

>>519044534
>considered Devas/Daiva/Deus as divine beings/God while Persians considered them evil.
Yeah that’s the other one I forgot the word

Devas and ashuras

And yes this is what I am saying Iran are the ones who modified
I mean clearly since they went Zoroastrian and were most likely Vedic before that

Either way there was a big war and the country never reunified
I don’t know if it was a single country before either, there’s like 0 historical knowledge of the era, but it’s clearly possible, meaning you might have had at some point around 3000 years ago a big empire that encompassed both Iran Pakistan and some of India under a single governement

It’s not that long before Alexander the Great and we know that during his time maurya existed which was an empire that basically owned 80% of India so of comparable size to that earlier theoretical aryan ruled empire across Iran and India


Maurya is probably also when the land bridge to Sri Lanka was created
I am not sure if it’s man made it not but I suspect it is, ancient myths say that a king did indeed build it with divine guidance
And satellite images show a thin corridor of land now mostly underwater between Sri Lanka and India, where the bridge now is

It’s comparable in size and effort to the Suez Canal and the Great Wall of China so it’s definitely doable if you have a shit ton of slaves and nothing better to do
I also know that many Hindu schizos go to pilgrimage there because they believe it was a miracle of one of the gods who is said to have built it for a king

It could be natural as well but I don’t know how just ocean current and sand could form such a narrow band of land
The entire area is barely below water so while the land bridge is very long they wouldn’t have to pile dirt very deep into the water to make it

>>519033038
Lol you're no better than them. You're jungle Arabs.

>>519036065
Tbh Mohammed getting gaped by Big Genie Cock is almost as funny

>>519044317
here is the oldest record i could find on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEQj4rgpSWs
it's not a recent thing but i guess it just flew under the radar

Jesus was caught and arrested by the romans in the middle of the night at a park with a naked little boy

>>519044566
It's in Seder Mo'ed, tractate Pesachim 110a. I forgot a detail, you have to hold both of your thumbs with your other hand while shouting, and the counting went to 101, not 103. The verb used in the Soncino talmud translation is simply 'burst'. so, apologies again for trying to paraphrase in the presence of autists.

>>519045114
>19 different gay gods
Ay caramaba!

It’s like the hittites or Japanese who have 1000 gods

Btw the hittites were actually just west Europeans, basically Celts, they went extinct (technically merged into the Turkish gene pool), but had really weird religions and were very tolerant of all the middle eastern bullcrap
They used cuneiform writing despite being Europeans, had the belief that any god anyone believed in was real so they just added all the gods they found to their pantheon

Then shit happened with other Celts (Galicians of turkey) as well as locals and it’s kinda unclear what happened exactly to hittites, but Turks are about 25% west European by DNA
Which makes Turks more white than Greeks today
Where as ancient Greeks were 50% European (modern Greeks are only 10% white. No I’m not kidding)

>>519045339
Now have a mouthbreathing retard document it on paper and tell a campfire about said event. There you have the Quran

>>519045355
>being detail oriented and finding clues that unfold mysteries is bad achually mkay
No it’s not it’s a virtue
It’s how you solve criminal cases, unfold conspiracies against you and win wars
Attention to detail is also why Europeans invent so many technologies and discover so many thing
If anything is even slightly weird they investigate it instead of saying "meh who cares it’s basically the same" like everyone else does

>>519043816
It's also as if all religion is a human creation. Alcohol is banned because Muhammad had a schizo episode where he declared everyone must stop consuming it.
However, the idea of a paradise afterlife is constructed from a preexisting Bedouin belief that was present before Muhammad.
Where a harem of beautiful little girls and boys serve you with wine, food, and sex for eternity.

>>519045114
19 lgbt gods?! I can name 2-3. But that too would be a stretch.

>>519045099
Valmiki Ramayan which mentions it predates mauryan empire by at least 300 years, so the bridge was definitely built before that.

>>519045355
fucking pdf resists selecting text. pic related.

>>519042879
I know of fake hadith texts, but not of fake hadiths in an ontherwise authoritative compilation like sahil bukhari.

>>519045953
If any muslim clain its a fake hadith ask him to denounce that hadith and look how they recoil.

why do we share an internet with thirdies? i don't give a fuck what pajeets think of some fucking religion that isn't even normal where i live. globohomo is such a fucking drag man

>>519032655
>he was a bbc slut

>>519045754
Yeah
Do you think it’s human made? I recall that most people who studied the question concluded it wasn’t but I still find it sus, it’s a weird narrow land bridge on shallow sea

It’s not so huge that humans couldn’t build it but it still would require a very big workforce, or doing it over several generations

Alexander built a bridge to get to a city off the coast in Lebanon, and I think it took months, it was a wider bridge but only a handful of kilometers long, like 1 or 5. Compared to that the Sri Lanka bridge is insanely long and if it took tens of thousands of soldiers several months to build it, it makes the Sri Lanka bridge a crazy big project

Again it’s comparable to the Great Wall of China
There were several, for one of them we know that 200 thousand slaves were used, 90% of which died building it
Just China things lol
And the wall was useless too

All this is still pre industrial work yet very sizeable so humans could build something like the Sri Lanka bridge but they would need a very big population I think
Easily tens of thousands of workers who don’t farm or do any other work for many years, while being fed and taken care of by an even large population

All these people not working on trade goods or consumer goods or more simple infrastructure projects or fortifications or rebuilding deteriorating buildings (India is especially bad for this as the humidity is so high that most buildings almost rot and have algae on them)

pajeets should be posting on bharatchan and living on the subcontinent

>>519045754
And I had assumed maurya did it because they were a gigantic empire so it would be easiest for them to spare the expense and labor force

A smaller kingdom especially a regional kingdom would have to make much bigger sacrifices to build it

But I don’t know the details of ancient Indian history so maybe there were big empires already before maurya

there was never any good reason to share a country, a language, or the internet with pajeets

>>519032655
ZUTT BUCKED

>>519039860
Lmao he wanted to get his cock sucked by men and his fingered locked after eating. What a total faggot.

>get zutted
>start seething about jeets outta nowhere
LMFAO

>>519045263
I think this was flying around long before in polemics groups on image boards, but it's time has come

>>519032863
The super anti fag religions prophet turns out to be a gay bbc enjoyer Kek
I want to ask my Muslim friend about this but I don’t want him to hate me for shattering his religion

you vulgar little masturbators don't belong outside the squalor that produced you

>>519046283
Honestly I don't even care if the ZUTT meme has jeet origins, if that's true it's the one good thing they've done lol. Old Mo' getting his booty ridden all night long is the funniest mental image, and now any time I see a mudslime I'll have to contain my laughter kek.

>>519045626
Yea literally all your male gods were bi.
Even Arjuna tongued mens anuses before battle

out of nowhere my ass. it's an obvious pajeet thread and you're an obvious pajeet

>>519046190
Deep down I think its a natural structure but I want to believe its made by Lord Rama and all the Gods/Afterlife is real so I won't suffer from existential crisis.

learn to recognize pajeet threads. learn to stop giving (You)s, which end up as rupees, to OPs like this. jews pay pajeets to spam this board en masse with the same globohomo agenda that you're still associating with only jews. since 2023 you are much more likely to see jew noise posted by a pajeet. there are a hundred times as many pajeets as there are jews. if you want any part of the internet to survive, you must detect, reject and redeem pajeets everywhere you find them