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Anonymous (ID: tFdYRjUp) No.519033903 >>519034015 >>519034212 >>519034643 >>519035102 >>519035145 >>519035421 >>519036857
Wtf, I like D&D now!
Anonymous (ID: 9dw/u9i0) United States No.519034015 >>519034110
>>519033903 (OP)
So in D&D you can kill all of them if you roll dice right?
Anonymous (ID: BrfnIokW) United States No.519034110 >>519034417
>>519034015
Stop being so anti semetic
Anonymous (ID: U7AdeM3U) Denmark No.519034212 >>519035618
>>519033903 (OP)
>>>/trash/
>no one cares
>not political
>several threads already spammed and died
Anonymous (ID: 9dw/u9i0) United States No.519034417 >>519034558 >>519034994 >>519035285 >>519035310 >>519035366
>>519034110
I'm trying to learn how to play D&D you faggot.
Anonymous (ID: gcmuLqom) United States No.519034558
>>519034417
most of them are probably lvl1 shitters so you cast a big aoe spell and nuke all of them
Anonymous (ID: iUwjWhaK) No.519034643
>>519033903 (OP)
>mfw i see the beholder
Anonymous (ID: RxrkCQnr) United States No.519034994
>>519034417
Do not play nu-dnd. Stick with the older variants anon.
Anonymous (ID: 07P7bYKR) Russian Federation No.519035102 >>519035610
>>519033903 (OP)
D&D has died... how many editions ago?
Anonymous (ID: kBpYA81f) Israel No.519035145 >>519035221
>>519033903 (OP)
>D&D
is this still a thing?
Anonymous (ID: 3bqIOXDH) No.519035221
>>519035145
For fags and dykes it is
Anonymous (ID: VENl82Nz) United States No.519035285 >>519035384 >>519035405 >>519035417
>>519034417
>Be me
>Go to D&D night
>First time; what do I do?
>You can do whatever you want!
>Okay, I want to buy this
>No
>I want to evade this enemy I see coming at me
>No, they land surprise hit on you
>I want to clime across horizontal rope
>No, you fall
>I want to explore past your main story line
>No, stay with the party
I think what they meant is that the DM can do whatever he wants, not me.
Anonymous (ID: BrfnIokW) United States No.519035310
>>519034417
play anything below 3rd, don't fuck around with 3rd it's turd
Anonymous (ID: JzD2zo/Z) United States No.519035366
>>519034417
only play 2e (or 3.5 if you're a sadist)
Anonymous (ID: 9dw/u9i0) United States No.519035384
>>519035285
Why didn't you give them purple nurples and wedgies?
Anonymous (ID: Px5uHAzi) United States No.519035405
>>519035285
Its really like those old "choose your own adventure" books where you follow a script, make a choice, roll dice, and move on.
Anonymous (ID: BrfnIokW) United States No.519035417
>>519035285
>not letting anon go outside party
that's a shit DM what a brainless fagtard
Anonymous (ID: m1sOawfH) United States No.519035421
>>519033903 (OP)
OMG GENDER ISN'T REAL JUST LIKE D&D
sage (ID: hUcvV6qK) United States No.519035610 >>519037236
>>519035102
i quit after 2nd edition. when they took THACO away it became a retard level jackoff for casuals and faggots.
Anonymous (ID: 07P7bYKR) Russian Federation No.519035618
>>519034212
>your hobbies being subverted and polluted with destructive messaging is not political, goy! stop noticing!
you will be hanged.
Anonymous (ID: f5ZFYOvV) United States No.519036857
>>519033903 (OP)
DnD is a set of rules you're re supposed to use to create your own world and narrative. Don't have a faggot as your DM, its really that simple.
Anonymous (ID: 07P7bYKR) Russian Federation No.519037236
>>519035610
yep, sounds about right.