Thread 519048948

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>China spying a daily threat to UK, warns MI5 chief
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0ex172rxwzo
>New tax on rich will be 'part of the story' of Budget, says Reeves as she blames anyone but herself
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15196483/New-taxes-rich-story-Budget-Reeves-blames-Brexit-Farage-Tories.html
>NHS GP dispels common 'myth' following patient frustration across UK
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2122148/nhs-gp-dispels-common-myth
>I tracked down a people-smuggling kingpin
https://archive.ph/uJ22V
>Cost of taking over British Steel rises to £235m, government says
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/oct/16/cost-of-taking-over-british-steel-rises
>MI5 looking at potential risk from out-of-control AI
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/mi5-british-hollywood-gchq-b2846617.html
>How Starmer's Chagos fiasco sent a London council into meltdown
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/chagos-islands-deal-london-council-hillingdon-council-b1253226.html
>UK faces ‘new era’ of threats from terrorists and state actors, MI5 says
https://www.itv.com/news/2025-10-16/35-increase-in-people-investigated-for-posing-threat-to-uk-mi5-says

Why does everyone have to make threads way too early now?

at the bottom of every pile

>>519049158
not reading any of that shit
into the filter you go fatty say hi to the nonce while you're there

>>519048948 (OP)
thats the Oak in Sherwood Forest isn't it? used to go there as a kid. lovely

Bit weird that

can i have some more?

POV: you are not behind the line

Ukpunting.com

>>519049291
rNick posted something about this on telegram iirc

We geeked up in COBRA rn:
>'How To Stop Dangerous "Wigger Starmer" Memetic Virus From Spreading'
Lockdowns incoming to stop the spread, Codename: Fifty Cent

>>519041607
>maybe you should formulate an argument for why interactions with them aren't beneficial for us, because so far by your own argumentation they are, as many of our billionaires are doing business with china and manufacturing over there which brings money back into the west
Money going into the pockets of billionaires is not money going to ordinary people in the West
>don't care, I'm not chinese, and whatever they've done, it works. I'm a pragmatist, I like results
So if the Chinese became even more emboldened and endangered Brits then that would be fine with you? Russia has used chemical weapons in the UK in recent years. If China did this too, and killed one of your family members (similar to how Dawn Sturgess was killed by Russian novichok in 2018), you'd think that's fine?
>what rulebook are you quoting from? what rules are these? are you a moral universalist? do you think morality applies to those who's interests are in conflict to your own?
International law. I want international law to exist because if it doesn't exist then other countries could do whatever they like, such as poison people in the UK.
>power is another feminine and childish buzzword.. nations grow strong to survive and propagate themselves. its that simple. and china has the right to do that
Then the UK has the right to be strong itself and prevent China endangering the UK.

brb
havin a baff

>>519049054
I can either bake at 270, or wait till 300 and you'll get a low effort bake from a 1pbtid. Which would you prefer?

>>519049636
Are you meant to be the OP? Why do you have a different ID now?

>>519048948 (OP)
>ash >oak >yew
https://youtu.be/JnC88xBPkkc
Not sure if I can get through another week of work, the absolute state of the state and the typical normoid reaction of just bending over the table and taking a frontal load and up both holes in the rear is driving me nuts! it's so static. then the office paki comes over to kindly remind us not to put up any English flags because he thinks it's racist. His opinion is the highest tree in the forest so the rest of the trees must perish as he stretches his branches out and saps up of our sun, the only hope being to start a fire and burn the whole damn forest down.

>>519049701
Phonefagging.

>>519049730
it's oak, ash, and thorn you fucking bame

>>519048948 (OP)
Would you look at that tree, would be a shame if something were to happen to it

>>519049773
>shits his pants
kek

>>519049575
>Money going into the pockets of billionaires is not money going to ordinary people in the West
yes it is you fucking retard because the investment billionaires make impact things like tech advancements, infrastructure, jobs, future ventures and developments
they may not be getting direct money from billionaire to poorfag but they're getting the many benefits of the success of said billionaires which is the same thing
>So if the Chinese became even more emboldened and endangered Brits then that would be fine with you?
>hypothetical
illogical. that would never happen because we've given up on ourselves and given our country to muslims and blacks which I did have an issue with until recently because its too far gone and there's fuck all we can do about it now except slow the process. there are no "brits" anymore, its every man for himself. I just observe macroeconomic realities and present them as they are
so yea, nah, you can't appeal to my nationalistic sensibilities to manipulate me into supporting your point because I'm not a nationalist anymore
>International law. I want international law to exist because if it doesn't exist then other countries could do whatever they like, such as poison people in the UK.
you've nevery naive
international law benefits whoever writes the laws. and that will always end up with the lawmakers rigging the game in their favour which paradoxically means there is no law
>Then the UK has the right to be strong itself and prevent China endangering the UK.
the UK what? nation, country, people, economic zone? who exactly is the group thats meant to be afraid of china? native brits are going extinct. you want me to take sides in an alleged conflict between a fully fledged nation that has made its way and a nation that has given itself up to become an economic zone with no loyalty to anything but international banks?
fuckkkkk offfffff

>>519049894
>giving a beaver a chainsaw
This is a violation of the prime directive.

>>519049791
That's a dryads tree.
>>519049894
>beavers with chainsaws
We're fucked like a white mare during a Celtic kings coronation ceremony

>>519049979
you're very*

LivinginFranceanon's ginger sister.

>>519050101
>mare
stop it you'll set him off again kek

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also swiggity

>>519049985
trust me they dont need them. what they lack in power tools they make up for with impeccable work ethic

Fuck off, Lemur.

>>519050197
Baby goats are more his thing

>>519049636
set up the new thread and post it in the 290s

Every Manx or Manx-descended person is square-headed and inbred-looking.

>>519048948 (OP)
I heard yall were in here talking about Oak Trees

Only the Conservative Party can beat Reform in Caerphilly. Kemi has turned the ship around!

>>519050434
thought this was the tory boy compilation form the thumbnail

>>519049636
Next bake dead frog edition

Been putting a lot of my spare money into gold recently. Almost £1k worth at this point. Anybody else clued up on gold?

that tree is called angle oak... it's on johns island in charleston sc. I lived down the street from it years ago. ironic that a bong posted a tree that revolutionary soldiers met under to discuss killing redcoats.

>>519050517
No, just a collection of weird Manx hobbits.
>Joseph William Locke was born on 24 September 2003. He grew up in Douglas, Isle of Man.
>Thomas Stanley Holland was born on 1 June 1996 in Kingston upon Thames, in south-west London, to photographer Nicola (née Frost) and comedian-author Dominic Holland.[6] He has three younger brothers.[7] His paternal grandmother was Irish from County Tipperary of Southern Ireland and his paternal grandfather was Manx from the Isle of Man.
>Born in Dublin, Ireland,[1] and raised on the Isle of Man,[2] Magee worked as a fisherman for 8 years,[1] before pursuing a career as an actor.

>>519050557
Thorn is due next.

>>519050598
yeah i've listened to the song a few times

Top dog is so handsome and successful.

>DJE Media is a nonce
Told you lot he's working for the spooks.
Also all these "audit" channels are run by wrong uns

>>519049054
UK gov is gunna order ISP's in this country to ban 4chan, brit/pol/ as we know it will be no more. Sad feels

heroin

But that was obvious by how much he made timmy the grass seethe (who's never had sex or made money)

>>519049861
my bad; wasn't aware the thread theme was working towards a song I've never heard of, that's the thing with English culture you need to get us young cunts listening to all this stuff before Stormzy comes out with another album of recycle dogshit for me to ignore.

>>519051089
Streamers have turned out to be a clever way to catch faces.

>whole family fucked up with the flu
>wanted to bulk buy some medicine online
>found some on amazon with a save 5% if you add 4 items
>"umm ACKCHUALLY though you're not allowed to buy more than 2 because daddy government thinks you might top yourself"
Fucking sick of the nanny state, every little fucking thing is regulated. Death to every single bureaucrat, hope they get raped by aids infested niggers.

>>519051344
yeah it's annoying i like to bulk buy baby aspirin but cant

>>519051344
Every day, another humiliation.

Top dog won.

The UK is SAVED!

>>519051344
>daddy government thinks you might top yourself"
What if I *want* to top myself?

>>519051146
We will miss you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsM_VmN6ytk

>>519051344
>>519051454
>>519051502
I wonder why we are an embarrassing nanny state cringe fest, what happened?

>>519051610
Then you must go through the appropriate channels and get a GP to prescribe you a suicide pod and strangulation.

>>519051610
can't it's illegal

>>519051589
she's fit. I'd give her one

>>519051610
Oh well if actually WANT to top yourself then just wait for assisted dying (state suicide) to be introduced. That's the madness of it all. If you want to die, they'll do it, if you don't, they'll pretend you do and make your life a pain.

>>519051650
>assemblywomen.jpg

>>519051650
Imagine the smell if they all simultaneously uncrossed their legs.

>>519051722
>tattoos
you can have her lad

>>519051775
Enough to knock out every homosexual on the tory benches.
Maybe they're saving that move.

>>519051650
Oh lad, if only you knew how bad things really are. This kind of thing has been going on way longer than the current government.

>>519051254
it's not about age spastic
i'm young, maybe younger than you, and i know these things
it's about how interested you are in your own culture

>>519051804
me willies gone big now

>>519051804
man

I think the government will push for the appeal on PA not being a terrorist org or the action of displaying signs not being a supporting act to go through, there were 3,609 defendents dealt with in a jury trial after giving a not guilty plea in 1Q 2025, there are 2,000 PA sign holders who have given a not guilty plea.

The protestors won i think

>send your kid to oxford
>he gets arrested and ends up getting the cops to confiscate £10 grand of your shotguns from your gun safe.

there's pigs to be fucked

>>519052121
i was at one of those protests
they were arresting and carrying away little old ladies who were literally just sitting in a camping chair holding a sign it was disgraceful t b h
about 6 big police officers per little old lady

>>519052189
Watch out - it's a pig with a gun!

>Labour government under Wilson passes 1965 Race Relations Act
>Birth rates immediately decline
Really makes you think.

>>519051805
still, would knock her up and give her me genetics

remember:
see j*sh
filter j*sh
right?

I won the bid on anons red-headed sister. She's arriving tomorrow. Yodel better not leave her in the garden.

>A jew is the reason it's illegal to discriminate against wogs
You literally cannot make this up.

>>519052121
>I think the government will push for the appeal on PA not being a terrorist org
i don't think so
>Palestine Action: Proscribed July 2025
>Palestine Action is a pro-Palestinian group with the stated aim to support Palestinian sovereignty by using direct criminal action tactics to halt the sale and export of military equipment to Israel. Since its inception in 2020, it has orchestrated a nationwide campaign of property damage, featuring attacks that have resulted in serious damage to property and crossed the threshold from direct criminal action, into terrorism.

>The government assesses that Palestine Action commits and participates in acts of terrorism. In several attacks, Palestine Action has committed acts of serious damage to property with the aim of progressing its political cause and influencing the government. These include attacks at Thales in Glasgow in 2022, and in 2024 at Instro Precision in Kent and Elbit Systems UK in Bristol. The seriousness of these attacks includes the extent and nature of damage caused, including to targets affecting UK national security, and the impact on innocent members of the public.

>Palestine Action prepares for terrorism. The organisation has provided practical advice to assist its members with conducting attacks that have resulted in serious damage to property at targets across the UK to further its cause. Palestine Action promotes and encourages terrorism. Through its media output, Palestine Action publicises and promotes its attacks involving serious property damage, as well as celebrating the perpetrators.
they cannot really walk this back
>The government assesses that Palestine Action commits and participates in acts of terrorism. In several attacks, Palestine Action has committed acts of serious damage to property with the aim of progressing its political cause...
>Palestine Action prepares for terrorism. The organisation has provided practical advice to assist its members with conducting attacks...

>>519051650
>>519051344
I'll tell you time and time again, this only is getting fixed with violence.

>>519052041
rather listen to Iron Maiden or Type-o but you got me interested enough to look up whatever the tree song is, not my thing to get pedantic over a song. cheers.

>try to buy gold
>Sorry, we can't complete this payment.
>call bank
>sit on phone for 20mins
>lass says it should work now
>try again
>still blocked

how absolutely KEKED

Faggot wank

>>519052752
I hope you had some already. It's gone up 7.4% in just one week.

>>519052815
wanking to brazilian shemales technically isn't faggotry.

>>519052869
i've found a listing where i can get it for basically 1:1 spot price. but the bank is fucking me
>woah slow down there buddy, that's a lot of money! what do you mean it's yours and you can do what you want with it???

>>519052978
do they accept bank transfers? i've bought 18k of litecoin before via bank transfer and it was fine.

>>519052617
they have a backlog of 78,329 cases in the Crown court, this would break them

>>519052189
They won't manage to convict. They'd have to argue Zionist equals Jew. I don't think they'll manage it. Bob Vylan's IDF comment was closer to racial hatred. If he is convicted, it'll be interesting to see how his sentence compares to Lucy Connolly's.

>I married my brother
top tier bants

>>519052869
i'm up $0.65 on the stock market today

>>519052617
They did this military damage with little more than spray paint and a few e-scooters to escape on, if they want to walk it back they need PA to surrender the terrorists who damaged the plane but on the other hand, if that's all it took to get onto the military base it must be an absolute dawdle to overthrow the government. I'm still waiting on the day someone drone strikes the PM.

Is it joever
Or is this the bidening

>>519052752
Make sure you hand 20% of your gold over to the crown.

>>519052577
A Jew who came at the turn of the century subverting his host nation? Tell me it isn't so.

>>519052415
Poor Josh, what'd he do to you?

>>519053231
Harvards calling lad.

>>519053252
Peaks and valleys lad, peaks and valleys.

>>519053252
Nowhere near low enough for it to be over, unfortunately.

>>519049979
Fuck off yourself. Bow down to the Chinese if you want, it doesn't affect me

>>519053231
fannie may and Freddie mac

>>519053357
>>519053358
I've had a $60k buy order for ages but might cancel it now, I can't see crypto coming back from this desu

>>519053374
>bow down
your bias again
you hate the chinese
you think they're the modern equivalent of hitler's reich
you've been trying to manipulate me into haiting them any way you can and have failed every step of the way
fuck off mong I've above your left / right / us / them paradigm
there is only me and everything else
including you
helmet

>>519053474
Im all in on rice, kidney beans, water and MREs.

Look on the bright side: at least our politicians aren't geriatric old fossils.

The Jews actually attempted to pass laws that specifically protected them. They had the gall to try this while Jewish terrorists were murdering Brits in Palestine. Our politicians weren't all bought out at the time and refused. Hence, the Jews pivoted to pushing laws to protect minorities generally. This is where the stirring up racial hatred law came from and stuff like the Race Relations Acts. Funnily enough, the first person convicted under the stirring up racial hatred law was a nigger calling for whites to be killed. He later went on to murder a relative of a Tory politician who foolishly went to live on his commune. The Jews weren't happy about this and expanded the law to make sure it was targeting whitey.

>>519053621
>murdering Brits in Palestine
Is this like when all those "brits" died in than jeet plane crash?

>>519053579
Think I'll yolo into pumpkins, they just keep going up recently

>>519053172
creasin
sorry lad

>>519053687
These were actual Brits.

>>519053608
Fucking hell. No-one over the age of 60 should be in government.

>>519053723
Pumpkin seeds do a decent job at deworming.

Is Josh related to Leto’s gang? Heard this guy caused drama yesterday or something.

HAHAHAHAHAHA lulu still posts here and he's one of the seethemongs, he may even be squatmong the dity little smackhead who lives in a squat with no wallpaper, no fucking way

>>519053518
I don't hate the Chinese at all. I'm just think we should be careful regarding the Chinese government. Fuck off yourself

>>519053608
You have any videos of pelosi acting like a zombie?

Anyone want to invest in my English sex slave business?

All our slavers are ugly muslim shitskins who absolutely TERRIFY English girls
We continuously update our torture methods, testing them on English girls to find the most sadistic methods possible
The British government have provided us with names and addresses of English girls who have “great genetics”, also offering us police protection and MI5 assistance where needed
Jewish organizations have been financing us for some reason - dunno why

>>519053780
I've yolo'd into pumpkin coin, it's down 75% over 90 days so it's well due a run

>>519053518
>nonce is also a wumao

>>519053755
nah same
plot twist though
remember lulu?

>>519053790
nah I use the proxy though because ironically I have to partially because I've got a stalker who report spams me via the proxy

>>519053780
Pumpkin seeds are fairly big. Do you go up there and use it to scoop them out?

>>519053922
you just know

>>519053906
#PumCoin

https://xcancel.com/emergenteffects/status/1978537954600419795#m
> Labour lack the Mandate of Heaven. The extent of scandals which have occurred in their first year and a half of their government is phenomenal. Both the magnitude and the timing of many of the events are worthy of a Greek tragedy. Let’s look at them.
>July-August 2024: pretty much a month after getting elected, a murder spree by a deranged man of immigrant stock leads to violent disorder after the state mishandles information. The heavy handed response creates speech cause cèlebres.
>July 2024: Also immediately after getting elected, they suffer a serious setback with a rebellion over the two-child benefit cap, suspending the whip from multiple MPs.
>August 2024: the Lord Alli freebies scandal embroils Starmer and his wife, where it is revealed that he was the beneficiary of over £100,000 in gifts.
>October 2024: Sue Gray is forced to resign over her handling of said scandal and thanks to machinations by Morgan McSweeney. A star player in Starmer’s team is lost.
>October 2024: A Labour MP is caught on video assaulting a constituent. His subsequent resignation leads to Thor losing the seat to Reform in a by-election in March the next year.
>October 2024: international scandal as it emerges that Labour activists have gone to the U.S. to campaign for Harris. This causes a rift with the Trump campaign for the government.
>November 2024: Louise Haigh has to resign after it is revealed she pleaded guilty to fraud and misrepresentation in 2014.
>December 2024-January 2025: The extent of the grooming gangs scandal explodes on Twitter, grabbing the attention of Elon Musk and many foreign commentators. Labour resist calls for a national inquiry. Six months later they relent and announce they will hold one.
Ongoing. No Chair appointed as yet.

Reform will ban this vile racist antisemitic general once they win the next election

mens mental health

>>519053985
yes lmao where have you detected him
all i remember is he would post selfies and then one day randomly posted his cock and arse and it was grim he looked about 45

>>519054013
You use em the same way you get worms lad. You eat them.

>>519053922
that's nice, right outside halton independent living centre

>>519054075
how is it racist if you can convert to judaism and zionism is a political belief?

>>519048948 (OP)
>China spying a daily threat to UK, warns MI5 chief
https://www.mi5.gov.uk/director-general-ken-mccallum-gives-threat-update
>Terrorism breeds in squalid corners of the internet where poisonous ideologies, of whatever sort, meet volatile, often chaotic individual lives.

i think he means brit/pol/

>>519054128
The circle of life.

>>519048948 (OP)
>MI5 looking at potential risk from out-of-control AI
okay cool but how about CATCHING SOME REAL TERRORISTS YOU CUNTS

might attempt a 4 plate squat idk

>>519054069
>Jan 2025: the corruption minister, Tulip Siddiq, has to resign after she is implicated in corruption connected to her aunt, the ousted prime minister of Bangladesh. She had also stayed in flats owned by political allies to her aunt.
>Feb 2025: Rachel Reeves faces controversy over her CV, with numerous reports she embellished her role and responsibilities.
>April 2025: Dan Norris is arrested on suspicion of rape and child sex offences.
>May 2025: the prime minister’s private residence is mysteriously targeted for arson by Eastern European rentboys.
My personal favourite
>June 2025: the government is backs down on their proposed cuts to Winter Fuel Allowance.
>July 2025: the government backs down on changes to PIP, promising a consultation and that those on existing benefits will keep them.
>August 2025: the homelessness minister has to resign after it is discovered she previously evicted tenants from a property she owns in order to rent it out at a higher price.
>September 2025: after announcing their “Phase 2”, the deputy leader and housing minister Angela Rayner is forced to resign after tax discrepancies on a house she bought come to light.
>September 2025: Starmer sacks Peter Mandelson as ambassador to the United States after his links to Jeffrey Epstein become major news.
>October 2025: a terrorist attack by a man literally named Jihad, the son of an asylum seeker
>October 2025: a major scandal involving a collapsed spy trial where it is alleged the government intervened directly in order to stop it. This remains ongoing.
>I’ve probably missed a few. But they really can’t catch a break. Both events of their own making and those they can’t directly control have conspired to truly embarrass them. What else lies in store?
It's nice, isn't it, the quiet?

You could easily add Chagos, secret Afghans, and the OSA debacle. Although all started under the Tories they came to fruition now with Labour.

>>519053833
>>519054179
>dity little smackhead who lives in a squat with no wallpaper
qrd?

>>519053922
Jesus Christ.

>>519053985
Wait. You’re Josh? I just know the name is mentioned a lot here and that supposedly there was some drama. So, you use his proxy stuff? Any relation to Lemur?

Let me ask you this. Are they the same people who spam /pol/ with furry shit? Any relation to the jeet who spams /fa/?

Everything reads like some big soap opera.

>>519054075
Tice and Reform are such idiots. All they have to do is be consistent on speech, but they can't even manage that.

Weeee

Zohran's cooking
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6Y9pReHm4w

>>519054248
Can attempt a 4plate squat but can’t stand up to the skinny little niggers raping his white sisters

>>519054261
>It's nice, isn't it, the quiet?

>>519054401
i'm black

>>519054213
With our arsenal of fray bentos pie tins and overfilled ashtrays we'd make a right ol' mess.
>>519054246
We import our terrorists now.

>>519054438
A monkey that got past the captcha…?

>>519054118
>>519052415
this is lulu
>view image on archive
>view same as
>repeat process with all other images posted by same IDs
>make note of syntax
>lulu confirmation on a couple of IDs
lulu now confirmed to be one of the main seethemongs behind the anti-me campaign
lulu is a known degen and scruff too, good chance lulu may actually be an anon I've been watching for a while too

>>519054301
some anon was mocking me the other day for apparently never being able to spot him for years and getting him mixed up with landlordanon etc. when in reality I used to do that intentionally because they got lazy and started leaving lots of tells I could form a personality for each of them around. and the final piece of the puzzle was him, and he fucked up the other day after doing an all nighter and posted a pic of his hovel, the window + walls with no wallpaper. from that point onwards I've been able to spot him consistently, although I've not put much thought into who he may be historically beyond what I noticed around the photo he posted. there's a chance it may have actually been lulu though as they have a lot of similarities

>>519054310
Because they serve a different master, you retard

Funding stress in system.

Red pill me about Brighton. Why is it so Portland?

>>519054538
your mum's filling them out for me while i fill her out for your dad know what im sayin?

>>519054305
yeah I'm josh mate
and yeah I use his proxy
I'm not affliated with the group at all, don't have a pass either
I just started using the proxy to even the playing field because jannies will be jannies and report spam is effective
>Are they the same people who spam /pol/ with furry shit?
idk about that but the proxy owner has been in here posting his furry avatars. not sure about any of the other stuff though because he popped in here to let people know it wasn't me spamming csam because he could see my logs (we've had an issue with some polish mong spamming csam here when he doesn't get attention)
and idk about /fa/ mate I don't go there

>>519054683
Red pill me about Alabama.
Why is it so shit?

>>519054772
No I don’t because you’re trying to speak a human language
> ook ook eek eek ah ah

>>view image on archive
>>view same as
>>repeat process with all other images posted by same IDs
>>make note of syntax
>>lulu confirmation on a couple of IDs

>>519054814
———> >>519054772
because of this species of negroid primate

>>519054625
economy no work goodly?
argh! save me hitler man!

>>519054837
> ook ook eek eek ah ah
excuse us but that'd be your mum and your dad assured me you weren't home?

Anyone got the collage pics of crackjews gaff?
I've only gone and lost them haven't I

>>519054908
But isn't Alabama mostly white hillbillies?

i'm watching the sumo wrestling

https://xcancel.com/FUDdaily/status/1978753025473712459#m
>It only takes one image like this to bring the whole "mass deportations" agenda to a grinding halt. Especially if they've made a mistake. Optics do matter.
Pete North is such a wet faggot. Just pull a Kyle and call anyone who empathises with the brown a terrorist and have him deported within 24hrs so there can't be any backtracking. Literally calling for the "fuck borders and shit" meme, can't imagine what Homeland saw in him.

>>519054683
It's very gay and full of shitlibs.

I forgot to buy ingredients for dinner.

am getting in bed

>>519054940
Bahahahahahahha the nigger knows it’s a nigger so it can’t deny being a nigger so they’re reduced to grade school insults

>China spying a daily threat to UK, warns MI5 chief

Literally had a chinaman hack my PC. I was using a modding tool injector and downloader for final fantasy XIV, which I let through my firewall, so I could join the cool kids and impregnate catgirl pussies on final fantasy with synchronised modding with other players. Left my PC on while I went to bed.

Woke up at 8am, there's an alert on malwarebytes that I got a virus at 6:14am, my notepad is open with chinese letters, translate it on google translate, says 'nearly 100% done'

spam malware bytes scan, 20 viruses detected, spam it again, all gone. TOP KEK. I'm just a bit embarrassed I had TOR open on internet archive with the controversial art of herbert smagon playing...

>>519055038
hope he catches the wrong train

>>519055115
Always maintain a stock of tinned food in case of emergencies or if you've forgotten to buy fresh food.

>>519050434
Irish blood.

>>519055213
your mum get fucked by blacks that's a fact bro

Powerful and True

>>519055351
Ah - a great bunch of lads then.

>>519055296
>>519053579
I'll tuck into one of my MREs.

>>519055393
> admits it’s insulting for a woman to have sex with a shitskin
Bahahahahahahahaha please continue you dumb ape
No wonder your monkey ancestors were so easy to enslave

>>519051089
What does he achieve by working for them? He is similar to Veitch, just covers urban societal decline. I've got to say I enjoy a lot the auditng vids out there. Auditing Britain is comedy gold sometimes.

>>519054790
I have no hate toward you, as I don’t know you personally.

Poland, huh? Usually it’s someone from Russia spamming some sort of pornographic imagery of any sort. The reason why I find this drama fascinating, like a soap opera, is that I’m wondering where all the non-organic stuff comes from. /b/, for example, is clearly not organic anymore. When things feel forced, obviously it raises suspicions.

>>519054814
I’ve never been, but my guess is that it’s because of diets making everyone like sweaty, lazy, hogs. Knew someone who visited that area, and he said it was a pain in the ass to find a salad.

>>519055088
Had a friend from there who lived in a shoddy village outside of the city proper near the beach. He said the city was full of people wearing neon and cosplay accessories.

Britpol thread should start including refugee spots for brits incase the coming ban is real.

>>519055604
is it your mum that's insulted or is it just you?

>>519055656
Fuck no. I do not want that dribbling spastic following me.

>>519055656
ginge's discord

>alri random laa who appears and talks either about me or directly to me
>yer im not leto but leto just come along to say it wasn't me being a paedo laa
>I'm a good laa me, the paedo that owns the paedo proxy said so he did
sad fat paedo, does he think anyone believes it's not him when he does this? sad little cunt samefags to call himself a good lad, then samefags again to tell his own samefag about the samefagging. fat mentalist paedo

>>519055719
Link?

>>519055789
you wish

>>519054541
that's mad lad, i remember the weird furry/hentai spam from him yeah
he could even be cryn*nce (they've added that to the filter too kek)

>>519055503
Sure.

Rocket leagues down

Holy shit. The newfag butthurt belt toilet cleaning brit/pol/ OP doesn't know the "anti-bullying software" meme. I miss lulu.

>>519055648
he's a polish argentinian specifically, he lives in argentina. he has a proper hateboner for me and spams csam then tries to blame it on me
lots of people think its glowies or something like that but its just one weird autistic schizomong. speak of the devil, this is him >>519055781
and on that note, bedtime

Non-Europeans have the worst insults
Once you take your gloves off and start using racial slurs - they can’t say anything
What are they gonna do? Stop using our technology? Go back to their shithole country? Stop speaking our language? Bahahahahhha they’re inferior to us in each way - no wonder they want to be us
“I’m British” said the nigger, “I’m Australian” said the chink, “I’m american” said the spic

https://xcancel.com/stevejammer1995/status/1978721505170038990#m
>Englishness isn’t defined by colour - it’s about shared culture and belonging. Bukayo Saka is English, born and raised in London, playing for England. His roots are Nigerian, his identity British. That’s d reality.

>>519055814
mate
dench
sosban
scran
all filtered
lmfao

>>519056010
aids turnip will arrest you for saying putting your dick in a shitpipe is disgusting

>>519055939
I had alpha boost but deleted that trash long ago.

>>519053985
He is using a known csam proliferation hub and i am sure Cheshire Constabulary would like to know. Crimestoppers is only a phonecall away.

Just took me ashwaganda laaaah

>>519056076
Tata.

>>519055115
wogslop inbound

>>519056076
Is this the same Argentinian who uses the ;) face a lot?

shame shame shame

>>519056297
MREs are probably wog manufactured.

>>519056297
Why is Tim always so sweaty?

>>519055115
Curry and fries or Wiseguy’s?

samefagging with himself because he's getting filtered keeeeeeek
telling himself he's a good lad and a child molesting pedo said he's a good lad too
mega keeeeeeek

>>519056094
>his identity British.
Awfully presumptive desu
What weird tweets with someone with his display pic

>No it doesn't. Remigration cannot happen in certain countries for certain races. It has to be a double-edged sword process - are you ready for this kind of upheaval. You'e mental; instead of working on policies that optimise current systems, everyone here preaches REMIGRATION
>If “remigration” happened, the U.S. would lose a massive share of its tax base. In 2024, federal revenue hit $4.9 trillion, nearly half from individual income taxes. Immigrant & non-white workers contribute billions to Social Security (avg. $5–7K payroll tax each).
>Remove them and you don’t get cheaper homes, you trigger an economic collapse

>>519056091
Your mum shops at Netto.

>>519056396
insha'allah and begorrah

>>519056417
He goes the extra mile and puts in 110%

>>519056094
Niggerian

I'm not a paedo me
the paedo that runs a paedoproxy said so
MEGA KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>519056213
>ashwaganda
Learnt about that off /x/
take one an hour before bed
fooken mental dreams are kid
fooooken, mad schtuff int it
goblin nonce weren't larping there

>>519056396
Kicked out once again. So unfair. Why are they persecuted so?

>>519056648
It doesn’t do much when I take it. More of a muscle relaxer like magnesium.

>>519056648
>mystical jeet cure-all shite
no thanks

>>519056396
In the Cyberpunk universe, Ireland deliberately remains in the late 20th century, apprently. Still with pubs, low density, and cobblestone.

>>519056648
Magnesium n elephants mane mushroom a

>>519056094
bloke has an irish flag in his bio so probably isn't even english himself lmfao

any rapists itt?

>>519056881
Hearty kek n saved

>>519056175
Ring them then dickhead

>>519056347
No mate dunno who that is
This also him >>519056440
There are also vocaroos of him and a stream he was on if you want them

>>519056928
This isn’t Moldova.

>>519056952
You are under investigation
Inspect a knock

>>519056928
No such thing as rape.

>>519056770
You take the cow poo and you put it up your bum and you will achieve nirvana and over 6,000,000 karmas

>>519056770
cor just take some fagwashganja and you can be well fit like me a peedo with tits and 2 chins who can't put up a pullup bar

>>519056928
I think they shitskin monkey is still here
But do they even need to rape English girls? They seem to give their ass up easily

>>519057085
The knock of the ring of the knockitty bell

>>519057085
Larp
Need evidence
No evidence exists

>enters a foreign website
>ask for his fellow countryman to blocked like a pleebit cucked any foreign flag
OP is a literal retard.

>>519057145
Spirulina.

>>519048948 (OP)
>When you realize the Scotland flag is crossing chemtrails

>>519057245
Why does your country produce so much tranny and scat porn, Joao?

>>519054772
>muh dik

>>519057352
That's actually so true

>>519057352
My neighbours have seen me so at they know I'm real.

>>519057381
I don't know, you should ask your local kikes, they probably know that better than anyone.
I also didn't know that, but since you know you probably into this stuff? What? You need a license for that too joe nobody?

Wonder what memes I have on me phone

>>519057199
Your line is being read, pinged, cloned and traced. All your comms are monitored and sidejacked onto tertiary encryption. Multiple reports of a nazi paedo with plenty of online evidence us an instant investigation over many months.
The door will knock

I'm a paedophile lads

>>519057545
Paedowanker memes

>Use the term ‘Proto-Yookayification’ (others might more generally use ‘Ethnic Littering’) because of the parallels between C17-19th population transfers for labour purposes and mass immigration into western countries today, especially vis-a-vis the structural problems and non-sequitur cultural and ethnic fusions it creates. Really the preoccupation of the British state in each of its iterations over the past several centuries seems to have been to facilitate these kind of non-sequitur mass movements for short-termist reasons. In many ways the rationale for importing South Asians to Fiji, Mauritius, Guyana, Trinidad etc in the 19th century is the same rationale for eg importing South Asians to former industrial towns in Northern England in the post war years. A slight difference perhaps in that more recently mass population transfers have also taken on the dimension of a moral dogma.
>The kind of new countries that result from these population transfers, you do sometimes think “what is the point?” and “who is this for?” Belize was birthed as a logging outpost therefore being an ex-logging outpost is in a sense constitutive of ‘Belizean-ness’. In the same way in a few centuries time you can imagine a ‘High Yookay’ where, given it was birthed as a Deliveroo outpost, being an ex-Deliveroo outpost is in a sense constitutive of ‘Yookay-ness’. Mixed Anglo-Polish-Yoruba-Kurdish-Cantonese-Gujarati-Bengali Yookayians who open a history book and proudly say in their Yookay Pidgin English “my ancestors came over to deliver curry on small motorbikes”.

>>519057538
Why r you gay?

>>519057586
Larp
Nobody has shit because there's nothing to have
I always win

>>519057762
And the yookay back into the bullshit filter

>>519057771
That why you don't have a gf or a family and can't even tie your shoes?

I post CP on 4chan and blame others
then i samefag and say to myself yeah a known paedophile said im not a paedophile me

>>519057846
We're all YooKayians now

>>519057771
KNOCK

KNOCK

KNOCK

Uh oh melty

>>519056881
Kek

Womfy Horlicks in bed with me windows open N tiktok corrrr

>>519057586

uh-hu

>slavic e-beggar throwing another tantrum because he got no donations
Kek

>>519056099
they've filtered '0gdan' so any variation of his name with any letter gets filtered lmao creasin

>>519058352
Noncedan

Israel football fans are notorious scum, they won't tell you this on the news

Aha

uh oh i have to samefag and say that a known paedophile says im not a paedophile i do
uh oh
i'm a paedophile

>>519058451
member the absolute debacle that they had in the Netherlands?

>>519049544
the bloodshot eyes are a nice touch

>>519058586
corrrrrrrrrrrrr

https://xcancel.com/ZackPolanski/status/1978868684601893111#m

Kike posting some dogshit 'poetry' created by a nigger 'poet' Benjamin Zephaniah

Having some banana chips in bed

>>519056099
cos they're part of the 101 pasta crynonce loved to spam and now the mods have bitchslapped him and taken it away from him, no wonder he's having a meltdown

>>519058699
>Benjamin Zephaniah
He has a Chinese wife

i think this has a kino opening shot

https://youtu.be/2OzatfMAnpU

>>519051589
>bbc didn't use a nigger in the picture
times are really changing

>>519058310
>>519058310
My wife recently left me, that's why I made this brit/pol/ thread to cope

>>519058533
I do now you mention it, they're cunts everywhere they go apparently. I mean of course they are (109)

>>519058844
The plot thickens
Thing is they know he's behind the spam, I reckon they'll get sick of it and ban his pass eventually

>>519058999
Passing he's using one.

>>519058989
every couple of years there's a gang rape case in Cyprus against Israelis, yeah the foids are probably lying to a degree but they're still behaving like wrong uns

>>519059089
He must be with the amount of spam

>>519054683
Liberal Politicians. Muslim mayor. Loads of LGBTBBQ+ scum. Big Antifa contingent. Retarded local universities there. Loads of homeless drug addicts. "Vibrant" gay scene. Mega expensive housing and cost of living (rivals London but no London living allowance wages).

Only pros are nice architecture, beach, some decent pubs and some good live music. Other than that it's shit

>t. Lived there for years

>>519059186
Not if he's using the proxy.

>>519059141
Lev Tahor are proper wrong 'uns, always getting kicked out of places for noncery and the like.

Might go see an escort tomorrow

>>519058856
He'd *had a chinky wife
Sunshine is dead now

>>519059330
That's what I mean
A gold pass on the proxy

>>519059691
cor, nice. which model is it?

>>519059910
Ah, I've not looked that in depth since the patch.

>>519059691
Skinny and blonde

IT WAS DA JOOS DOOOOD

no mate when I impregnate a femboys tight anal slit it's not DA JOOS DOOD it's my cock