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Anonymous (ID: nliSUJ6b) No.519050491 >>519050605 >>519050830 >>519050965 >>519051273 >>519051276 >>519051341 >>519051353 >>519053227 >>519053467 >>519053546 >>519053751 >>519054058 >>519055430 >>519055667 >>519055686 >>519056419 >>519056964 >>519057541 >>519057969 >>519058898 >>519059887 >>519060036 >>519060132 >>519060479 >>519060585 >>519061569 >>519064276 >>519064587 >>519064736 >>519065415
>the two biggest "white" japan content creators going at it over who gets to control the political narrative and perception of the country
This is hilarious. Grab your popcorn, this gon be good.
https://youtu.be/xYDZuPoZrnw
Anonymous (ID: qrQarg8F) United States No.519050605 >>519050814 >>519054058 >>519058941
>>519050491 (OP)
who the fuck even are these people?
Anonymous (ID: iGejXBXN) United States No.519050814 >>519061009
>>519050605
Jews
Anonymous (ID: 6VT3cfJL) Germany No.519050830
>>519050491 (OP)
Why are they even attacking each other? She's clearly more Japanese since she's married to one. Chris Chubster wasn't able to mate in 15 years.
Anonymous (ID: bEcP/LOp) United States No.519050965
>>519050491 (OP)
why do such ugly people record themselves? ugly people also have worthless opinions. id belive uhhhhh Elvis presly about the universe over Stephen hawking any day
Anonymous (ID: nliSUJ6b) No.519051273
>>519050491 (OP)
Holyshit. She's going all in an tearing that fat beady eyed anglo a new one. Can't wait for his rebuttal. This drama is gonna kick off ww3 at this rate lmao.
Anonymous (ID: c66dMxYc) No.519051276 >>519051630 >>519052271 >>519054669 >>519055686 >>519060224 >>519060713
>>519050491 (OP)
What the fuck is this creature?
Anonymous (ID: pXOyKD7W) No.519051341
>>519050491 (OP)
expert in manhood here. Thats a man.
Anonymous (ID: e9PlhYbY) Australia No.519051353 >>519051521
>>519050491 (OP)
I don't give a single fuck about Japan
Anonymous (ID: euGHqA3M) United States No.519051429 >>519060722
They are both left-liberals
Anonymous (ID: nliSUJ6b) No.519051521
>>519051353
Mate half of australia likes to hop on over to japan quick still and get wasted in izakays, don't be a contrarian twat.
Anonymous (ID: fw7fvPoJ) United States No.519051630 >>519054485
>>519051276
Looks like kylo ren in drag
Anonymous (ID: o4E7UYFV) Italy No.519052271
>>519051276
J*w woman
Anonymous (ID: L0/SRvhh) United States No.519053227
>>519050491 (OP)
so is that a man or an ugly woman like the russian girl meme
Anonymous (ID: nliSUJ6b) No.519053251
ok I've just finished the video and she's definitely right. How is the beady anglo wanker gonna say
>hurr there has always been graphiti in shibuya, even 10 years ago, do you even have a loicense to make that video
when some of the graphitis literally spell free palestine
the anglo yet again being a worse offender than a jew. hust like churchill in ww2
Anonymous (ID: AEbHHQ47) Mexico No.519053467 >>519053779
>>519050491 (OP)
how did that ugly bitch get popular?

she is jewish, isn't it?
Anonymous (ID: nkkY8isz) United States No.519053546
>>519050491 (OP)
God what an ugly fucking bitch.
Anonymous (ID: ghuyepZw) Canada No.519053751 >>519055465
>>519050491 (OP)
I have no idea who these people even are and quite frankly I don't care. These are brownoids arguing over who controls Japan which I think is hilarious.

>Saar let me tell you about your country and how I fit in it.
Anonymous (ID: 5Pptrbna) Italy No.519053779
>>519053467
> le chosen face
> plus the "don't worry goyim everything is fine it's just some diversity just look the other way which we ethnically replace you ahem we bless you with diverse food and music" spiel
100% jew
Anonymous (ID: dJNvE/Wg) Spain No.519054058 >>519054393 >>519056082 >>519057113 >>519059192 >>519059532 >>519060755 >>519067419
>>519050491 (OP)
>>519050605
I've noticed Chris Broad is quite a cunt, sadly. He probably feels ok with the niggerification of UK, same with that other scott fag from that podcast.
>No you see, allow me to explain to you as a foreigner what makes Japan japanese, tons of shitskins and rubbish doesn't mean anything!!!
Anonymous (ID: 6VT3cfJL) Germany No.519054393 >>519055080 >>519055560
>>519054058
Bald would kick the shit out of him
Anonymous (ID: +OGTthV5) United States No.519054485
>>519051630
Lmao, I see it
Anonymous (ID: OfKQJ57r) United States No.519054515
>falling for her bait
she's been making videos complaining about not getting enough money from ads or subscribers for years. she's trying to get views for ad money lmao. chris is much larger than her in sub count, views, and interesting
Anonymous (ID: VoToRemz) United States No.519054669
>>519051276
Laura Loomer's brother.
Anonymous (ID: dJNvE/Wg) Spain No.519055080
>>519054393
>Bald
Who's that, my friend?
Anonymous (ID: WgL0YY2a) United States No.519055430
>>519050491 (OP)
lol
Anonymous (ID: nliSUJ6b) No.519055465
>>519053751
This is the point I was trying to make lol. It's quite comical.
Anonymous (ID: nliSUJ6b) No.519055560
>>519054393
But arent they friends or something? Chris is a bald&bankrupt fan according to the 'pearl
Anonymous (ID: XkJRtAkS) United States No.519055667
>>519050491 (OP)
bro thats a man
Anonymous (ID: zRktaQBr) Mexico No.519055686 >>519056122 >>519056134 >>519056278 >>519060722
>>519050491 (OP)
She sometimes makes alright content but she's a liberal white woman. She said she studied her master's in China so she could be a glowie for the CIA and it didn't work out, and now she's bringing her diversity to Japan. I saw one where she goes around parading a jigger asking japanese why they don't accept her, kek.
>>519051276
She did the 23 and me and came out full anglo , so...
Anonymous (ID: euGHqA3M) United States No.519056082
>>519054058
He moved to Japan on a whim when he was 20 and stumbled onto fame and wealth. Of course he believes in delusional retarded shit. I cannot think of a more sheltered adult life than that.
Anonymous (ID: euGHqA3M) United States No.519056122 >>519056504 >>519060722
>>519055686
> woman
> into seeing the world
Sheโ€™s not CIA sheโ€™s just a retarded liberal woman
Anonymous (ID: VoToRemz) United States No.519056134 >>519056504
>>519055686
>She did the 23 and me and came out full anglo , so...
So the DNA collecting kikes support her deception, you stupid spic. She also claims to be British, but even British Roses don't get that uncanny valley. I've said it before and I'll say it again, that is Laura Looomer's younger brother.
Anonymous (ID: nliSUJ6b) No.519056278 >>519056882
>>519055686
>I saw one where she goes around parading a jigger asking japanese why they don't accept her, kek.
yeah I agree that's cringe but to be fair that content probably does wonders for keeping niggers out of japan
>wtf she be talking they language and they wuz still rayciss as hell, fuck japan I aint goin there
Anonymous (ID: YsTAdXyp) United States No.519056419
>>519050491 (OP)
The girl is a jew btw idk about the other one
Anonymous (ID: zRktaQBr) Mexico No.519056504 >>519057188
>>519056122
Didn't say she was. She tried and was rejected. Watch her videos, she said it herself.
>>519056134
I don't understand this cope.
Anonymous (ID: zRktaQBr) Mexico No.519056882 >>519057188
>>519056278
I hope so. The white dude she paraded around faced similar difficulties as well. The one that speaks mandarin as well. There's another YouTuber, Takashii or something, that tries to make things look friendlier for foreigners and goes around interviewing them, and even had a pajeeta pretend she was one of them. That dude is major confirmation bias for degenerates moving to Japan.
Anonymous (ID: b0rEzW1w) Canada No.519056964
>>519050491 (OP)
That's a man
Anonymous (ID: XOUw4cSU) France No.519057113 >>519058573
>>519054058
>He probably feels ok with the niggerification of UK
He knows what the problem is, he just refuses to admit it.
Anonymous (ID: b0rEzW1w) Canada No.519057188 >>519058062
>>519056504
>>519056882
She is a jewess and buy an ad
Anonymous (ID: nliSUJ6b) No.519057263 >>519057376 >>519057779 >>519058062 >>519059598 >>519060499 >>519061698
HAPPENING

THE ANGLO JUST CLAPPED BACK IN A YOUTUBE POST. CALLED HER A HUNGRY RACOON. LOL.
Anonymous (ID: XOUw4cSU) No.519057376
>>519057263
>takes offense to "oriental"
twat needs to stop hanging around so many Americans.
Anonymous (ID: wqCXkszj) United States No.519057541
>>519050491 (OP)
This is a tranny, right?
Anonymous (ID: nliSUJ6b) No.519057779
>>519057263
lmao I know I'm way too gassed about this but it's just too funny when these fakes and frauds show their real face for once.
Anonymous (ID: sk8ub5zF) United States No.519057969
>>519050491 (OP)
>eceleb thread
Fuck off with this shit. As a Grinch, I don't care about these literal Whos from Whoville. Don't make me steal Christmas again.
Anonymous (ID: zRktaQBr) Mexico No.519058062 >>519058206 >>519058480
>>519057188
She definitely acts like it, I can't argue with that. An ad for what?
>>519057263
I don't get his position. Does he want infinite jeets in Japan? I thought they were two sides of the same coin
Anonymous (ID: b0rEzW1w) Canada No.519058206 >>519058734
>>519058062
Newfag shill or bot
Anonymous (ID: nliSUJ6b) No.519058480 >>519058734
>>519058062
>Does he want infinite jeets in Japan?
Yes. He's a millionaire (usd, not yen) and doesnt care about the backstreets in tokyo and osaka. I mean his last video was literally about a racing car club where the join fee is like 300k USD.
Anonymous (ID: KqkLp8eB) Slovenia No.519058573 >>519058954
>>519057113
He is a total shitlib "muh ritch bad fund the welfare state and import pakis". I don't know how he can return to the UK too see what a shithole it has become and then come back to ethically homogeneous Japan and not put two and two together. A lot of these foreign japan like Chris and those trash taste guys think they can walk into a foreign country and proclaim how much they love it and its culture while also thinking masss immigration would be a good thing for japan.
Anonymous (ID: zRktaQBr) Mexico No.519058734
>>519058206
Me? I've been here for a while. Did you take it personally because I spoke about indians? Sorry
>>519058480
Ah, one of those Starbucks open borders socialists. Ty, fren.
Anonymous (ID: nliSUJ6b) No.519058850
oh no, she's getting ratio'd.
Anonymous (ID: iACwyl9Q) Serbia No.519058898
>>519050491 (OP)
>Kiara cloned herself in Japan
Amazing
Anonymous (ID: yMoTvkZ3) United States No.519058941 >>519060415
>>519050605
Is she really jewish? I had a sneaking suspicion after watching one of her videos and catching a glimpse of her side profile
Anonymous (ID: XOUw4cSU) No.519058954 >>519059735 >>519060332
>>519058573
>I don't know how he can return to the UK too see what a shithole it has become and then come back to ethically homogeneous Japan and not put two and two together.
That's exactly my point. You can't ignore how much of a shithole the UK is, that's simply impossible now. He's been back, admitted it's a shithole and how Japan is so much better, and totally and utterly refused to elaborate more knowing full well he'd lose his shitlib credentials.

He's a prick, but not stupid. He knows full well that swanky bar of his wouldn't last a week in London.
Anonymous (ID: mdojCecL) Belgium No.519059192 >>519059427 >>519060032
>>519054058
>move to japan
>end up with western fat failed onlyfans models.
Anonymous (ID: nliSUJ6b) No.519059427 >>519059765
>>519059192
No way lol, pls tell me this isnt real.
Anonymous (ID: pdQwfJCc) Ireland No.519059532
>>519054058
His early video were actually pretty comfy to watch but he became a bit of a knob as his following grew. He was shilling for Labor during the elections
Anonymous (ID: xfYmlGQM) Australia No.519059598 >>519067077
>>519057263
'White person shocks X race with native speech' videos are cringe but her Japanese is actually decent, so I don't really get what he's seeing about here lol t. passed N1. She has a fucking horse head though and those graffiti videos are kinda selective bullshit, although there are real problems with Indians in Japan.

The only thing I know about Chris Abroad or whatever his name is is that he once debated the Japanese language learning YouTuber MattvsJapan in which he basically denied the existence of 'pitch accent', which is a real thing in Japanese and basically just acted like a massive dickhead grilling Matt, whose Japanese is like 1000x better than his, on the subject and claiming shit like his Japanese wife or something telling him his accent sounded good lol. Basically the guy seems like a massive prick and is completely wrong about pitch accent (something people who suck deny exists in order to cope) and treated a guy whose Japanese is like 1000x better than his like he was an idiot. Completely put me off him.

I'm not even a MattvsJapan dickrider or anything since he's now gone off and made bullshit scam courses or something and dresses like a wigger. All these people are freaks is my conclusion.
Anonymous (ID: KqkLp8eB) Slovenia No.519059735
>>519058954
No he doesnt, all of his expat yt friends he hangs out with are the exact same. He will just shift the blame away to something else instead of acknowledging the true problem. Also Maybe he should have hired some local japs with good Engrish for his overpriced bar instead of some gay dorks.
Anonymous (ID: mdojCecL) Belgium No.519059765 >>519060034 >>519060139 >>519063846
>>519059427
If your asking if chris took a onlyfans model to buckingham palace?
Then yes, it's is real.
There are even some nudes around of her posing in his retro bar set.
Anonymous (ID: 61ZrXWZ5) Greece No.519059887
>>519050491 (OP)
LET'S GOOOO
Anonymous (ID: T6i9oiBT) Austria No.519060032
>>519059192
Damn Aki bitch has a good ass if she lost some weight she could be even a 8
Anonymous (ID: nliSUJ6b) No.519060034
>>519059765
That is wild lol. Especially considering how snob and trad that pig Sharla always acts. You can't go more anglo than these two.
Anonymous (ID: dabI9zk9) Germany No.519060036 >>519060415
>>519050491 (OP)
Looks jewish as fuck
Anonymous (ID: hZGEoW3g) Poland No.519060132
>>519050491 (OP)
in japan it's enough for you to be blond with blue eyes to become a celebrity
doesn't matter that you look like that
Anonymous (ID: XOUw4cSU) No.519060139 >>519060299
>>519059765
Not as bad as some of the girls that Andrew snuck in through the back I bet.
Anonymous (ID: hZGEoW3g) Poland No.519060224
>>519051276
judging the post on the pic in OP, it's a jew
Anonymous (ID: mdojCecL) Belgium No.519060299
>>519060139
true.
That palace must have seen it's fair share of abused and broken girls.
Anonymous (ID: dJNvE/Wg) Spain No.519060332 >>519060594 >>519060765 >>519061427
>>519058954
>A lot of these foreign japan like Chris and those trash taste guys think they can walk into a foreign country and proclaim how much they love it and its culture while also thinking masss immigration would be a good thing for japan.
All of them but animeman shouldn't be there, they do not belong there and seethe and dillate when the japanese don't see them as part of their society. It's truly pathetic, specially that Connor guy, he's the most shitlib faggot after Fagsan and you can just tell he's pro-minorities
Anonymous (ID: KqkLp8eB) Slovenia No.519060415 >>519060647
>>519058941
>>519060036
A lot of hou have terrible phenotype recognition skills. If you can't tell she is a proper "long anglo" phenotype YNGMI with noticing them
Anonymous (ID: GsGowDUQ) United States No.519060479
>>519050491 (OP)
No wonder we are the niggers of Japan. I hated going there with the little faggots I worked with because they were all wiggers. Fucking faggots. Many such cases, as we see.
Anonymous (ID: b0dZ0nIl) Netherlands No.519060499
>>519057263
Shit, christ seems like a pro diversity shitstain like the kikes in the west, but that bitch is so offensively annoying...
Anonymous (ID: l5e+2Rm+) United States No.519060585
>>519050491 (OP)
No idea who these people are. Skimmed through the youtube comments and its filled with the usual suspects -- losers back home and incel otakus who can't get laid in their home countries. why are fans of Japan like this?
Anonymous (ID: b0dZ0nIl) Netherlands No.519060594
>>519060332
Yes, that connor is ultra simp, simping for porn whores, even more than the guy marrying one.
Anonymous (ID: +iLdCOao) United States No.519060647
>>519060415
>"long anglo"
Ethnic jews from a long, long time ago.
Anonymous (ID: 2fhEMR1c) United States No.519060713
>>519051276
Anonymous (ID: xc5TL3RV) Germany No.519060722 >>519063036
>>519051429
>>519055686
>>519056122
She is not a liberal. She is a Trump supporter.
Anonymous (ID: siJwHuUL) United Kingdom No.519060755
>>519054058
Detest this cunt
Whiny complaining voice, acts like a "snarky!" video game reviewer from the 2010s
Anonymous (ID: XOUw4cSU) No.519060765 >>519061223
>>519060332
>especially that Connor guy
Reminder he nearly killed the podcast inviting Hasan on a second time. It's hilarious how out of touch these shitlibs are with their audience who love Japan for being unashamedly conservative.
Anonymous (ID: urJwQ9zv) Canada No.519061009
>>519050814
this
with jews, you lose
the more society becomes "multicultural" and "diverse", the easier it is for jews to blend in, the easier it is for jews to take control and let more jews in, and eventually the host nation will suddenly be flying the blue six-pointed star everywhere, and you will be punished for asking WHY. This is engineering 101
Anonymous (ID: mdojCecL) Belgium No.519061223 >>519061268 >>519066811
>>519060765
Same with the podcast of chris, dude's co host is a massive leftist who shits all over anything that does not fit in his leftist viewpoint.
I used to listen to this podcast but i got sick of hearing that dude lie his ass off.
For example the 2011 riots, dude tried to gaslight on the podcast that it was a peacefull protest all across the nation, not sandniggers looting and burning down entire blocks.
And that muppet chris just sat there and agreed with him.
Anonymous (ID: mdojCecL) Belgium No.519061268
>>519061223
*The 2011 england riots
Anonymous (ID: KqkLp8eB) Slovenia No.519061427 >>519061768 >>519062757
>>519060332
I never liked Connor I find him insufferable. One if the better jap tubers is John daub. Watched his streams about the new primeminister and he seems reasonable and actually wants japan to keep being Japanese. He would probably be more based if he wasn't half Indian tho
Anonymous (ID: LvFBBQ13) No.519061569 >>519062776
>>519050491 (OP)
>be white
>move to a culturally isolated
>immediately start infighting over petty shit
Whites in Asia are like niggers in America
What a despicable race.
Anonymous (ID: sSgimTim) Belgium No.519061698
>>519057263
What? I quit watching that foid when she started complaining about "jap racism against POC". Has she changed or something?
Anonymous (ID: XOUw4cSU) No.519061768 >>519062757
>>519061427
>John Daub
Fucking love that guy. Protect him and his family at all costs.
Anonymous (ID: nL/hofBs) United States No.519062677 >>519063645
Iused to consume a lot of japan youtube stuff(not a weeb) and I came to a shocking realization that the majority of the creators living abroad in japan were jews. Australian, Canadian, American, and Russian jews mostly. Like 3 out of every 4 channels I would come across. Then I did some digging and learned that jews have been behind and pushing western cultural protests and groups for decades.
Anonymous (ID: dJNvE/Wg) Spain No.519062757 >>519063645 >>519064932
>>519061427
>>519061768
>e would probably be more based if he wasn't half Indian tho
Half indian half what? His baggy eyes look very jeetish
Anonymous (ID: xfYmlGQM) Australia No.519062776
>>519061569
That twitter post from 2024 is reposting an image from 2009 of some kind of Christian nutjobs seething about some foreigners being annoying on trains during the 2007 - 2008 Halloween(s). One of the signs not pictured in this image says "็ฅžใฏไธ่‰ฏๅค–ไบบใซๅ‘ฝใšใ‚‹ใ€‚ใƒใƒญใ‚ฆใ‚ฃใƒณใฎๆ‚ช็ฟ’ใ‚’ๆ—ฅๆœฌใซๆŒใก่พผใ‚“ใงใฏใชใ‚‰ใชใ„ใ€‚็ฅžใซ่ƒŒใ„ใŸใƒ—ใƒญใƒ†ใ‚นใ‚ฟใƒณใƒˆใฏไธ่‰ฏๅค–ไบบใฏๅœฐ็„ใซๅ •ใกใ‚ใ€‚" which basically translates to "Evil foreigners are being commanded by God. They are bringing the evil custom of Halloween to Japan. These protestants who have turned their back on God are going to hell."

Basically these guys are schizos. Schizos love to gather in Shibuya, which I believe is where they're protesting or at the very least on the Yamanote line. When I lived there I talked to some crazy bitch who was part of a targeted individual protest of about 20 people about her having microwave chips implanted in her and being tortured by magnets etc. They also happened to be protesting / demonstrating across a four piece band of Japs playing reggae music trying to push for weed to be legal. Basically there's just a lot of schizos and scammers there.

Anyway I agree keep Japan Japanese, I just don't think this image is very convincing or representative of general Japanese opinion (especially the christian part), even though most of do hate foreigners i.e primarily indians and other lesser asians.
Anonymous (ID: u8cLO8Sf) No.519063036 >>519063273
>>519060722
source?
Anonymous (ID: xc5TL3RV) Germany No.519063273 >>519066720
>>519063036
Go watch her videos. She often said she voted for Trump and clearly has republican views.
Anonymous (ID: KqkLp8eB) Slovenia No.519063645 >>519064084
>>519062677
Which ones? I can only think of that real-estate guy from Tokyo portfolio
>>519062757
Half German American from his dad
Anonymous (ID: Xze7jERG) United States No.519063846 >>519063996
>>519059765
wait Sharla has an onlyfans?
show link
Anonymous (ID: mdojCecL) Belgium No.519063996
>>519063846
She deleted it a while ago i think when she got cuck abroad to propose to her.
Anonymous (ID: dJNvE/Wg) Spain No.519064084
>>519063645
>Half German American from his dad
Little Kraut couldn't keep his weewee still around pajeetas, huh?
Anonymous (ID: Ir0T5VxA) United States No.519064128
haha yeah, white.
Anonymous (ID: ZfhVKQTs) United States No.519064276
>>519050491 (OP)
Abroad in Japan is a dishonest faggot because anyone who has been to Japan more than a decade or two ago can easily see the decay of areas where more foreigners are dwelling in. Specifically the continued increase of African populations within Tokyo. Or how shops staffed by all these Indians, Bangladeshis, etc., are far dirtier. They weren't running every convenience store back then.
Anonymous (ID: 8liUbL5t) United States No.519064587
>>519050491 (OP)
Nips should clear out anyone that isn't visibly Japanese. And they should do it now, while "visibly Japanese" is something that is still understood.
Anonymous (ID: OOU4AzYK) United States No.519064736
>>519050491 (OP)
Is that a jewish nip? Or a jewish troon? It certainly writes like a kike.
Anonymous (ID: XOUw4cSU) No.519064932
>>519062757
Honestly never knew he was part jeet. Just assumed he was a regular American mutt.
Anonymous (ID: jd/IXegF) No.519065283
Whenever they're both foreigners and need to get the fuck out of Japan.
Anonymous (ID: dmCqLyMG) Germany No.519065415
>>519050491 (OP)
Thats a man
Anonymous (ID: zRktaQBr) Mexico No.519066720
>>519063273
Really? I'll watch a few again, then. I know she says she's Catholic, but not that she's MAGA.
Anonymous (ID: l45aoyYB) Canada No.519066811 >>519067252
>>519061223
Pete Donaldson? Yeah, he's for infinijeets.
Anonymous (ID: S6RBCLJx) United States No.519067077 >>519067988
>>519059598
It exists but the dumb Nips donโ€™t even use it half the time. The good dictionaries will have it marked. You still have the classic frog-return pair and the more modern mosquito-lesson pair among other harder to understand ones.
Anonymous (ID: mdojCecL) Belgium No.519067252
>>519066811
Yeah, that's the dude.
i'm pretty sure that dude is the reason why the podcasts is not doing as well in comparison to all his other stuff.
Anonymous (ID: jDbW0Tnk) Norway No.519067419
>>519054058
He's too pussy to directly mention Reform or the current wave of British patriotism. He's using Japan as a proxy
Anonymous (ID: xfYmlGQM) Australia No.519067988
>>519067077
I mean they objectively use it all the time, it's basically equivalent to stress accent in English. You can't not speak Japanese tonally in the same way that you can't not put stress on words in English. The only differences are that Japanese is broadly speaking sort of correctly described as 'flat' (i.e heiban pattern, low to high rising), meaning it can sometimes sound (mostly to non-natives) as if there is no intonation, and also that there are pretty strong regional differences in intonation (i.e tokyo compared with osaka) meaning it seems like if you're with a bunch of people from different regions that there is no standard way of saying something (even though there is a standard form called hyoujungo).

The Japanese themselves are really weird / misinformed about pitch accent though and I've spoken to japs who deny it exists (because it's intuitive to them, they're never taught it specifically unless they're a newscaster or a seiyuu or some shit), but then they would correct me on my tone later and just say intuitively it sounded weird to them, like if an ESL put the stress in 'banana' as BAnana or banaNA, instead of baNAna.