Thread 519067407

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2. Filter all forenflags (including memeflags)
2b. Filter common phrases (leto/floppo etc)
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3. ???
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>China spying a daily threat to UK, warns MI5 chief
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0ex172rxwzo
>New tax on rich will be 'part of the story' of Budget, says Reeves as she blames anyone but herself
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15196483/New-taxes-rich-story-Budget-Reeves-blames-Brexit-Farage-Tories.html
>NHS GP dispels common 'myth' following patient frustration across UK
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2122148/nhs-gp-dispels-common-myth
>I tracked down a people-smuggling kingpin
https://archive.ph/uJ22V
>Cost of taking over British Steel rises to £235m, government says
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/oct/16/cost-of-taking-over-british-steel-rises
>MI5 looking at potential risk from out-of-control AI
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/mi5-british-hollywood-gchq-b2846617.html
>How Starmer's Chagos fiasco sent a London council into meltdown
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/chagos-islands-deal-london-council-hillingdon-council-b1253226.html
>UK faces ‘new era’ of threats from terrorists and state actors, MI5 says
https://www.itv.com/news/2025-10-16/35-increase-in-people-investigated-for-posing-threat-to-uk-mi5-says

real thread not baked by a zoophilic padeophile
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>>519065769

Remember:
>see josh
>filter josh
right?

This is the bread

Ignorance is departure from home and Enlightenment is returning. While wandering, we lead a life full of pain and suffering, and the world wherein we find ourselves is not a very desirable habitat.

I'm a paedophile lads
I post CP and blame others
Then I samefag as a known paedophile who runs a paedophileproxy to say that I'm not a paedophile. Then I samefag and tell my samefag that a known paedophile said I'm not a paedophile

>>519067565
>>519067599
Who do I believe?

>>519067407 (OP)
Too late, real thread already baked:
>>519065769
>>519065769
>>519065769

>>519067636
Given 95% of the posts in that other thread are the same person blatantly IP hopping, what do you think m8

>>519067407 (OP)
Using this one instead of the blatant crytroon seethefest bake

>>519067569
To which experience and wisdom are consolidated in reverie, to be passed down to those who will listen.
>>519067666
Settle down Satan.

>>519067666
Agreed, will be using that one. This one was baked by a nonce that posted more than 30 CP webms this morning

>>519067666
>>519067791
Samefaggingbabygoatfucker.

Turns out acid is good for you lads

>>519068067
same with microdosing shrooms apparently

seen so many of these jeet webms lately, how long until they start wiping people out on the roads here?

>>519067407 (OP)
>Filter all forenflags
If you do this I'll just use the nonce proxy and namefag. You WILL feel a yank presence at all times.

>>519068148
Seen one nearly plow into a bus the other day, it won't be long

I'm annoyed a kike with a guitar is at the top when searching this song. Its not even that good. Likes riding the seashanty fad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46VHdzSdB7k

>>519068189
Alright cleetus hows the weather?

>>519068196
all kikes involved with music are grifters tbf

>>519068148
>>519068193
Anyone seen these Africans driving at like 10 mph with L plates on? Seen quite a few in my area lately.

>>519068333
>Africans driving
terrifying words

>>519068298
Have the pro-palestine lot addressed that microcosm yet?

>>519068264
>hows the weather
Grim still. Where i live is basically Africa, (mostly) weather-wise. Only gets tolerable in November. Can't get one cloud for 8 months a year

>>519068196
Jews ruin music in all forms, every wog "rapper" has a kike handler.

>>519068407
kek no clue

>>519068464
Been grey skies here for the past fortnite, i'll trade you a cloud for some of those bigz sunflower seeds you guys have

>>519068513
>Jews ruin music in all forms
Did the UK charts ever mimic that fever dream period of American music history, from about the late aughts to the late teens, where every last fucking song needed to include the federally mandated random nigger chimpout part that doesn't fit?

Other thread is grim

>>519068513
That's a given. Shopfloor radio was playing some autotuned shite, turned it off, plugged in an aux cable and told everyone to take turns playing their music

>>519068802
lol that sounds awful, got an example to listen to?

>goblin ssamefagging and talking to himself on his own shitty failed noncebake
Kek, love to see it.

other thread is comfy af lads since noncegoblin and horsepaedo are here desperately samefagging kek

>other thread is winning
Sorry, but it is what it is

He says on two IDs.

>>519069002
>>519069180
Thanks for the bump noncedan, stay in your own thread and learn to sage ta x

how come BAMEs can get free drinks at greggs?

>>519069403
Its dey cultcha

>>519069329
>Thanks for the bump
Nah, learn to sage newfag
Threads deader than your mum hahahhahah
#Kys

>>519068148
this is a problem with the laws
texting and driving is bad and you shouldn't do it unless you like wrapping your car around a tree
but the solution isn't to ban it because that just makes cunts try do it slyly like, having their phone down their side so they physically cannot look at the road without actually having to 'look up'
if he were to toss about with his phone in front of him, he would've had more situational awareness, even if he would still be fairly distracted
the sheer horror doesn't come from the harm he caused to others, it comes from the shitshow back and forth with the boss, insurance, and police that shortly follow
don't wank and drive lads

hey pube i'm playing ace combat while i bump a thread cos i can't sage

>>519068464
You okay, America?

>>519069719
>carson

>>519069719
Tbf he does look a bit like one

>>519068513
Jews ruin everything in all forms, not just music.

>>519068944
Here you go. First one that came to mind, and one of the most jarring examples. In this, the main singer is singing about spending his last bit of money in a phonebooth in a desperate attempt to get his lover to come home. Then a bigger starts ranting out of fucking nowhere about his expensive cars.

https://youtu.be/KRaWnd3LJfs

Might I make the suggestion that there are two types of Brit/pol/ posters? Those that want a conversation, and those that want to argue.

>>519068333
Yeah. There’s still this Boriswave trickle in my area. A lot of absolutely ghoulish black as a hangover shit nigger nurses and care workers driving around. They clearly don’t really know what they’re doing.

I really don’t care if some 500lb twat with one leg doesn’t get his bedsores cleaned every day, we need these pieces of shit out of the country.

>>519069719
son of car

>>519069902
>bigger
You know what i meant

>>519065769
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>>519065769
real thread

>>519069902
>wiz
His name is piss? also i see what you mean, that is obnoxious as fuck lmao

>>519069403
CCTV can't read their face.

>>519069902
this is the most niggerlicious shit i've seen for a long time

>>519069922
Yeah a lot of people come here just to sperg out, or run the spastic playbook cycle
>if you call me out on my retarded take ur j*sh
>disregarded because you used a word i dont like
>ur seething xD
>nobody cares about X focus on Y instead

>>519068766
Corr that's very cosy. I love my merino wool, but can't wear it very often because I live in the sun's designated Anglo gulag zone.
>>519069719
Absolutely not. Do you have any idea how many niggers we've got? Every aspect of life down to the smallest things is oriented around nigger awareness and avoidance. Thanks for that by the way. We're just loving all these coons you brought us
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>>519069930
It's probably a corruption of Carlson. And an historical one at that. Don't judge us, I know how you people pronounce forecastle

>>519070185
Christy Moore - Aisling.

>>519070199
lol americans do have some whack names, but I prefer crazy WASP names to the paki shit we're getting flooded with

>>519069922
you what cunt? i'll smash you

hey pube i'm teleporting into a sorting depot to pretend to fight a scottish lad that done me on 4chan

>>519070356
Smash my dough instead, earn a sixpence an hour. In three hundred years your descendents might be able to afford your funeral expenses.

>>519070534
kek, i'll gamble it on the cashnado

>>519070301
>americans do have some whack names
It's an example of "prole drift", wherein the uncouth and low information behaviors of the lower classes begin to creep upward into higher classes as the higher classes get poorer. Ridiculous name misspellings (McKayla spelled "Makaila" or summat) are one such example, but there are others, such as tattoos, dressing like a slag, and 6 figure tech workers living like slaves. You could even see it back in the 40s, when Americans came to prefer Italian peasant food to luxury French cuisine.

>>519070683
Dorty bugger.

>>519069902
Disgustingly kosher track

Every Albion born man has the potential to be Doomguy.

>>519070864
new or old doomguy?

>>519071017
Rage.

>>519070710
Reminded me of this, and "Le-a", Brayleigh, Storm, Rocket and Le'Genius Wisdom

>>519071053
old doomguy lost his pet rabbit, that's enough fuel to conquer any challenge

Night lads

>>519071148
nite

>>519071148
nn

>>519071138
Hence rage.

Hey pube I'm selling my grandad on etsy to buy the new ace combat

>>519070049
>>519070766
Lol this one might be worse. Katy Perry's bubblegum pop melody celebrates playful and free-spirited femininity, only for nigger Snoop Dogg to randomly commandeer the narrative and make it an unrelated nigger boast about his marijuana habit. Perry then just reappears, like nothing ever happened, and the nigger rant is never woven into the narrative. It is so jarring that radio stations skip that part of the song entirely, just to salvage the song's image a little

https://youtu.be/F57P9C4SAW4

>>519071276
Thanks for reminding me this existed

>>519071063
>Storm
Lmao I knew a lass once named "Stormie Seas"

>>519071307
What about Airplanes, the one with that bird from Paramore.

That hook is great and her vocal is nice, then there’s a load of shit rap about doing rap. It’s one of the biggest wastes of a potentially good song I’ve ever heard.

>>519071307
Oh shit I actually remember that, they edited that out of a lot of copies I heard on the radio at work, too.

>>519071290
Words cannot convey my mirth. https://voca.ro/1iYpOuSEqSIf

>>519071290
>>519071591
lmao

>>519071591
Made me giggle

>>519071677
>>519071748
Rightly so.

>Talking to himself because his shitty thread flopped and the other one is at +100 replies
Oooooof!
>does the view the flaps in retraction since switches are beyond his talmudic vision?

>>519071441
Aye, that one is one of the tragic cases, where the song would actually be good without the nigger shoehorned in there. Imagine you're trying to drive somewhere, but the road is full of coppers who will stop the car to make sure you've got a random nigger that doesn't belong. That's what it was like back then.

Here's Justin Timberlake being a sappy heartthrob singing about writing his girl a symphony, only for some nigger to barge in
>dump yo nigga, girl
>I'm a hustler, I can buy you a hat

https://youtu.be/I34ZLZOyN68

>>519071804
>does the view the flaps in retraction since switches are beyond his talmudic vision?
Do you need a doctor? You having a stroke?

>noncedan immediately seethes about it
Genuine kek

Bit odd he's trying to turn this into a competition whilst samefgging.

>>519071891
>You having a stroke?
Yeah man
#Creasing
#WelfareLife
#Threadmogged

BANG

>>519072103
>does the view
I more or less liked him.

time for a cuppa n a biccy

>>519071307
This was every pop song for 10 years
>cutesy female vocals about being empowered/partying/breaking up from boy
>2nd chorus finishes
>AY AY AY BLIP BLAP PIMPIN FLIBBLE WIBBLE BUGATTI NIGGA SIPPIN LEAN YO
>back to chorus

What's for tea? I know at least one person in this thread will be cooking a lush boiled beef nugget

>>519072290
no beef nugget today, hence why he's lashing out

>noncedan got stung so hard by >>519071290 he's samefagging in two threads at once
ahahahaha

(((They))) aren't gonna stop until we're all eating the cricket paste.

(Possible) Atomic shrimp in the middle, doing the glasses ticktacktoe
https://ww.youtube.com/watch?v=-0VvQDSbkWc

>>519072658
looks like povvopole's food tbf

>>519072748
>atomic shrimp
kek I love his vids, very comfy stuff

>>519072658
I shall be eating their legs before they run away.

>>519072800
Lads a champ. Spergy, but I'd defend him.

Luv endless bogchat I do me

>horseleto lashing out because he got brutally threadmogged
Lmao

>>519073582
>webm
shan't be clicking, after all horseleto got brutally threadmogged and thus will likely spam CP as he did this morning.

>>519073686
Does the horseleto threadminged flaptdan tilewine boiled shrimp nugget luxury life bogscran?

Are horseleto, bogleto, and cryleto all samenonce?

Fishmonger on speed dial

>>519074036
What about flapdan and fridgeleto?

>>519074171
>fridgeleto

The word samenonce has somehow only been used 9 times, prior to this post

#luxury nuggets
#beef life
#does the Talmud

Shrimpleto on speed dial

Pumpkin time, its fucking pathetic someone tries this hard to be liked, and its equally pathetic that the same person sabotages themselves. Have some tits cause smoothbrains are the Chan norm

>>519074668
Flapleto sinkdoxx

#shrimpwine
#scranleto fridge dox
#talmud the view

Does the scranster horsewine fridgedox flapdan luxury nuggets life boiled steakdox

Tilewine shrimpleto horsedox on speed dial

#does the flapster

Kek floppo won't show me his tiny tilewine

#scranlife
#doea the gobster

>>519074668
Aerith and Tifa from ff7
the guy has good taste

Bogloop()
>>519075922
A warm arm wrapped around your chest far outweighs a silicone imitation

Why does anyone still post here?

>>519074480
>>519075457
>>519075586
>>519075903
Kek

>>519077363
>>>/wsg/6001194

>israel flag
Fucked that up