Thread 519068659

Are there any ICE agents on /pol/? What do you have to say to the world? Post proof or your comment will be disregarded as LARP

>>519068659 (OP)
175,000 people have applied to ICE. Get in now.

>>519068787
Thank you for the bump

>>519068659 (OP)

Her hands are 90 years older than the rest of her body

>>519068787
I refuse to take the 6 week course on learning the language of the invader. I understand the need for ICE officers to have a basic understanding of spanish, but I refuse to kneel to the invaders and learn their language.

>>519068659 (OP)

I don't know why Right wingers don't encourage there followers to go into Law Enforcement.

Its far better to tell right wingers to become cops, border patrol agents, and ICE agents then to tell them to become rural pig farmers and live out in the woods.

Imagine telling Pinochet or Franco to go larp in the woods.

>>519069112

Adolf Eichmann spoke Yiddish and Hebrew

>>519069196
What do you do?

>>519068659 (OP)
How thick is that layer of makeup?

I’d really like it if my thread didn’t fade in obscurity

>>519068787
Is there any way to join part time during the summers when my uni classes aren't in session? I've been thinking about joining my local County Sheriff's Dept as a Reserve Deputy for some time, but ICE would give better compensation and I'd be able to deport brown people.

>>519069563

bump

>>519068787
I joined after they announced the $50,000 sign up bonus and that the would help with student loan relief. It’s been fucking amazing. Instead of sitting in an office all day in hanging out with my bros and helping to remove brown people from my country. It’s awesome

>>519069563

The problem is, you are a real anon, with a real question.
Because of this, the shills are deliberately ignoring your thread. As they have their own threads to bump and keep shilling and supporting.
So have a bump and maybe this thread will do something.

>>519069761
Can you post proof? I wanna know what it’s like cuz I’m thinking of joining

>>519069761
What do you do in your posiiton? I think driving the ICE vans or tackling brownoids would be fun, but I'd be okay with doing the paperwork as well.

>>519069797
This. Sadly nu/pol/ has been completely taken over by bots, shills, and non-Whites. Any actual anons left long ago and that’s why we’re seeing so much actual progress in the real world. /pol/ broke the containment, the real world is /pol/ now. You’ll see edgier comments about the JQ on Instagram or even mainstream media than you will on /pol/ these days. The blue boards still have some anons left but they can be really sloooow

>>519069234
Lawyer.

I bet its an odd sort of culture working for ice where everybody knows everybody else is proper racist but all have to hide their true power levels because of reasons

>>519069761
It's what I did too. I got my 50k bonus but then they discovered that I'm undocumented and asked me to go back. At least I got the money.

>>519069996
Yeah /pol/ is fucking bogus now. I wonder where everyone went tho cuz I miss my frens. I guess they’re on telegram but idk how to find any channels tbdesu

>>519069901
>>519069965
Im not going to dox myself bc of all the crazies out there (agents wear masks for a reason), but there’s loads of info online. One thing I will say is that the /fit/ requirements are def still there, so if you’re a lard ass or can’t run a mile you’re going to have a bad time. LEO background is preferred but not necessary, and you have to go through a really intense training program, but it was actually really enjoyable and I made a lot of true friends which is rare these days. Dudes that I know have my back and visa versa. Still gotta keep your power level under the radar, but your actions speak for themselves. Just being in ICE is showing your power level.

https://www.ice.gov/careers/how-apply

>>519070257
Black eyes don't make you diverse you fucking idiot lol

>>519068659 (OP)
ICE AGENTS = TRUMPS GIMPS..

>>519069761
most ICE/CBP agents are brown or black you retard

>>519069196
>I don't know why Right wingers don't encourage there followers to go into Law Enforcement.
Because then they'd learn the law and wonder why they're stuck cleaning up the mess of republicans and democrats.
>Its far better to tell right wingers to become cops, border patrol agents, and ICE agents then to tell them to become rural pig farmers and live out in the woods.
It's infinitely better just to fuck of from this gay society shit. Go be your own border patrol.
>Imagine telling Pinochet or Franco to go larp in the woods.
Imagine telling Ron Paul to become a cop

>>519068659 (OP)
>deportations
Numbers so low, it's an all optics event. With tour de antifa behind them. Kek!

>>519070257
It really seems like the one career where you know everybody is going to be your homie.

>>519070257
>Still gotta keep your power level under the radar
Called it
What about with your actual friends at ice? Are you ever like yes let's cleanse the browns from our land etc

>>519070633
It’s mainly about optics. They don’t want ICE agents out there screaming 1488 and gas the jews while they’re rounding people up to be sent home. You take multiple courses on it. Just do your job, as professionally as possible, then be as racist as you want when you’re back home drinking with your buddies.

>>519070391
He's kinda got a point though. Every nonwhite I've seen has had black or very dark brown pupils.

>>519070257
Sounds nice. I was a little worried about fitness requirements since I'm not a weightlifter by any means, but I searched it up and the fitness test is actually pretty easy to pass. Thank's for the info, anon. How many illegals have you deported so far?

>>519070623
>It really seems like the one career where you know everybody is going to be your homie.
Yeah like drug dealers. Only your "homie" is fedboy who makes you piss in a cup.

>>519069563
Awwe, bump.

>>519070909
Because you've never visited the world outside of your trailer park kek

>>519070862
What's your starting salary?

>>519069563
With that low % of ice employees the odds of one making it to pol is very low.

>>519069109
Its way easier for the lotion you put on your face in the morning to stay on your face through out the day.

Unless you are a slob, you constantly have to reapply lotion and sun screen through out the day to your hands after washing, then wait for it to dry before touching anything. It's too much bother for 99% of people so their hands age quick.

>>519071011
Nigger I live in a diverse(ew) part of coastal SoCal and I've visited Asia, Europe, and Australia before. I've seen a lot more demographics than you have.

>>519071133
I disagree.

>>519069231
High German=Yiddish
Practically the same language

>>519071265
>nooo I don't live in a trailer park believe me
Kek because you cant lie online

>>519071378
Where do you live nigger?

>>519070391
thats the whole point you retarded cunt

https://ice.usajobs.gov/job/847763600
99% of /pol/tards wouldn't be able to qualify for such a position

>>519068659 (OP)
Not an ICE agent but I was an illegal immigrant until very recently and you can ask me anything
Note: from a white country, and I love America

>>519068659 (OP)
I larp as an ICE agent to clear out the DMV or Home Depot so i don't have to wait in line. I never say that I'm an ICE agent of course because that would be illegal.

>>519071424
>ICE are glowniggers
hey everyone get a load of this fuckin retard, he thinks deporting spics is morally wrong

>>519070862
Have you ever thought you were in training to become the Ukrainian meat catcher team for your fellow American men in 5 years? Low recruiting and high sign tappers means there will be a ZOG need to fill.
I mean someone needs to die for Israel.

>>519069196
IQ ceiling. They don't let smart men join. They want like niggers too, so that they "represent" the community or some crap. So not only do white men get rejected for DEI reasons, most GOP will be too smart for the department and they will stop them for "retention" reasons, aka Jew bootlicking reasons.

That is why you only see GOP as rural sheriffs and whatnot. Only place they CAN be employed without being blocked by libshit policy.

>>519069196
>I don't know why Right wingers don't encourage there followers to go into Law Enforcement.
We do encourage going into law enforcement. We need more based people with badges.

Most cops are right wing. Who do you think shoots Lefties in the balls?

>>519072066
Aside from being here illegally, which programs did you abuse at the American taxpayer's expense?

>>519071622
>>519071760
Okay crybaby lying fat faggots lol

>>519072452
Thank you for bumping the thread, dark-eyed anon.

>>519072242
Different agencies man, they can't just forcibly import police or other department agents and put them over in DOW stuff as a soldier. Completely different agencies and employment. They'd need a draft for that.

Besides, DOW recruitment is way up already. Sign tappers lost the war, everyone fell for it again.

>>519069638
>Is there any way to join part time during the summers when my uni classes aren't in session?
Of course there is!

https://www.ice.gov/careers/students

>>519069761
>It’s been fucking amazing. Instead of sitting in an office all day in hanging out with my bros and helping to remove brown people from my country. It’s awesome
Congrats anon! Thank you for your service.

>>519072297
As someone who’s actually in ICE that statement couldn’t possibly be more inaccurate. They want as many right wing males as possible. Things are fucking changing, and fast. If you’re left wing of any sort you wont get in bc they vet all your socials and they do regular checks to make sure there aren’t any moles/ rats
>they want men who are ready to Make America White Again, and that’s exactly what we’re doing. Every. Single. Day.
>go watch the Sec of War’s speech to all top military brass if you want to get a better idea of where things are going

>>519072438
None, I was told I could get a work visa after getting an ESTA by someone and wanted to live in a country without gay societal controls, it was a lie and then she destroyed my ID so I was stuck here like that for nearly a decade, eventually she put me out on the street

Thankfully I have my wife, a house and a greencard now, I have never used any programs, other than when I had to talk to people because what happened was in the grey area of human trafficking but not human trafficking, the services there wouldn't help me though because I come from a country they deem safe and because I am not white

>>519069638
they only take americans

>>519069996
>the real world is /pol/ now. You’ll see edgier comments about the JQ on Instagram or even mainstream media than you will on /pol/ these days
Truth. Picrel.

>>519072431
>Most cops are right wing.
Nah, most are lefty DEI hires in cities with unions and shit voting Dem. Cops in rural areas/states are right wing though. Though they love to pretend all cops are GOP so they can hate bash on them all. While pretending the DEI hires are less likely to use force.

>>519072657
>Because I am not whit
Kek, because I am white rather, I am not a minority so I have to "pull myself up by my bootstraps"

>>519072595
Thank you anon.

>>519072649
>they vet all your socials and they do regular checks to make sure there aren’t any moles/ rats
I don't have any social media accounts. Am I screwed?

>>519072715
Ofc, no problem there.

>>519070218
>Yeah /pol/ is fucking bogus now. I wonder where everyone went tho cuz I miss my frens.
The anons are still here, but we're being drowned out by the shill/bot noise.

>>519072904
>>519070218
Many post on altchans occasionally now, I like 8moe, unfortunately jannies have been comped for a long time and there's not much we can do to save this place unless that changes, other than regularly making good and genuine threads/posts

>>519072892
you are not american though. whose identity did you steal?

>>519072904
>>519072994

George bush created ice and went to high school in my hometown. I share the last name of a very high ranking dhs official. Becoming an ice agent would be a demotion for me. I’ll just read a statement by George to many of the new immigrants to this country:

“Y’all motherfuckers need Jesus”

>>519072892
>I don't have any social media accounts. Am I screwed?
No. that's better. They look through your posts for degenerate or anti-american posts. They can't find it if you don't have one.

It made my Secret Clearance process much easier.

>>519072758
4chan is mild and the largest population type are people watching gaynime or watch pr0n non-stop. 4chan was always a den of degenerate losers since its birth.
The demographics changed but the losers are still the majority. In fact, politically driven people came here in drove for the 2016 elections aka "election tourists" that never left.
I came here in 2009 in the middle, memes and vidya were my thing until faggots, niggers and kikes ruined vidya.

>>519069112
if they speak spanish and can't answer in understandable english they should be taken straight across the border. i mean that is a smoking gun right there.

>>519069109
that's just spic genetics, she's probably 19

>>519069996
How niggardly!

>>519073205
i guess that shows the quality of the people they're hiring if they have to constantly vet social media posts

>>519070862

So who the fuck posted moonman on DHS's X account?

>>519068659 (OP)
There's an ice agent in my kitchen.

>>519071254
you sound like a nigger anon

>>519073205
If anyone dare having social media, stay anonymous unlike the cancelled faggots using their IRL information on teh internets. If you do have IRL shit, never talk religion or politics on it, stfu and avoid bullshit.

>>519073354
yeah gamergate was a huge deal, it used to be that left wing and right wing both wanted the "swamp drained", around the time of gay gate the left just kind of stopped having principals at all and everyone who had them was forced into the right wing

Free speech means free speech, even if its someone calling you a faggot

>>519070218
some of us are on disquis

>>519069761

Will they take a green card holder?

>>519073205
Probably a larp but this country is so fucked up it theoretically could be true.

Not having any social media is almost a worse red flag than posting full 1488 content on twitter. They want a strait laced Mormon family man with a somewhat active social media account who posts wholesome content of his pets and family. All of your friends should be doing similar things as well.

The idea that they would even consider giving a security clearance to a single childless 4chan atheist is laughable.

>>519072431
Hey you! Out of the gene pool.

>>519072297
Underrated post. Ignore DEI for a second. Every *white person* in charge is a pushover. Have you ever noticed that they do ANYTHING as long as it's policy? No matter how disenfranchising. No matter how destructive to the working class. That has nothing to do with race.

>>519073354
>I came here in 2009 in the middle, memes and vidya were my thing until faggots, niggers and kikes ruined vidya.
You are not wanted in my community. My fathers side of the family are Anglo Normans that have been here since the 1600s and i am landed internet something awful gentry.

>>519073785
glad I don't have basedcal media, glad all my frens I talk to in person sre in the same room as me, glad I don't cuck out and present my asshole to the big raging cock of society such as yourself nigger.

>>519073644
Checked. I think that little gem snuck in, normies aren’t moon pilled yet but I’m glad it gave anons a little peak under the kimono

>>519070257
They all look alike to me

>>519069196
Former cop and fed, plenty of good dudes on the job. Although after my time, it looks like Biden sought to destroy that.

>>519068659 (OP)
They should wear blue suits and a subzero mask

>>519073644
https://x.com/DHSgov/status/1973866347903005055

apparently fucking POKÉMON made them take it down?!

>>519073687
I actually came back for GG after leaving in 2011 because /b/ became abysmal and spammed by porn. Left again and came back for the 2016 shitshow, haven't left since. I practically missed, 2011, 2012, 2013 and 2015.
Calling each others niggerfaggot is part of 4chan and all of the games i've played.
Freedom of speech is censored against kikes and the "T" in lgbt mostly in my experience.

>>519073957
Normal people of your age have social media accounts they post in occasionally.

Tailgating at the big game with the boys
Hayride with the kids
Frisbee with the dog
Bible verse about Jesus
Upper middle class picture of a nice Christmas tree

>>519068659 (OP)
>on /pol/

I wouldn’t be surprised. With the amount of illegal shitskins I see every day, it’s clear the deportations thing is just globohomo theater. That’s why they’re busy doing protest theater with White tranny kids in Portland for example

>>519073959
Moonman? Gotcha!

>>519074058
Not a real cop

>>519073205
If that's the case, that's good.

>>519073785
I've done a ton of volunteer work in the past. Will that show that I'm a well-adjusted member of society?

>>519073923
You're jesting m8? You know damn well that i meant, i came here in 2009 on 4chan.

I r8 8/8 no h8 m8 gr8 b8

>>519074128
It’s still up on FB and Insta thankfully
>the future is bright

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPUo6gzicrO/

>>519074058
Oh waow a real glowie. Are ayys real?

>>519069112
i feel the same way, when i was in high school they tried to dunk me in spanish i told them i am not showing up to that bullshit, i do not care if there's "no room" for my other choice in those periods, you put me in tacoshit niggerese i will not be showing up to class.

that's how i learned French, because it required me to take honors level courses for two years. forgot much of it, been 25 years

>>519074058
so you’re an afterglownigger?

>>519073785
>The idea that they would even consider giving a security clearance to a single childless 4chan atheist is laughable.
I'm a married christian family man in the infosec space. No high quality security pro has any kind of social media.

I have no social media accounts in my name, but I have lots in fake names of course.

>>519074273
Are you a straight laced Mormon family man with a skinny attractive blonde wife and at least two kids

>>519069901
Of course he can’t and won’t, because he’s making it up anon. He hasn’t even experienced a tax year with his glorious bonus he’s bragging about, even if he’s telling the truth.

>>519069563
Bumping but I don't think NORMIES SHOULD BE ON /POL/ REEEEEEE

>>519074367
Fuck off your not an internet ninja I ran track against a founding member of Facebook your not part of the elite club don’t @ me

>>519074393
I agree, he’s larping

>>519073785
you're a moron
i have a TS, don't use social media and i only leave my house to go to work and get groceries

>>519074178
not my frens, I only hang out with bums, huffing paint in the garage.

>>519074491
Things are fucked up so bad they do actually give clearances to weirdo 4chan people but they shouldn’t

>>519074367
Try it at your own surprise but to know it, google your own full name. I tried it and it appeared once because of my deceased father giving mentions.

>>519074058
>it looks like Biden sought to destroy that.
Yeah. The NSA and CIA went full tranny DEI. Surely it was similar everywhere. Hopefully they are all purge now.

>>519074196
>heckin based memerinos that don’t cost anything
>we’re saved fellow White goyim!
>don’t forget to sign up to be a Zogbot

lol. Tap tap tap

>>519074058
I asked you a question, glowie

>>519073775
we are willing to make that a red card for you

like soccer red card

>>519073687
>Free speech means free speech
They need to put a price on that shit already, losing money

>>519074619
Not really the minorities that are hired are wholesome Hispanic family people

The fags are those super active political ones on community councils in San Francisco

>>519070391
That's the joke sperg faggot, I just got baited

>>519070862
Yo are you guys gonna do anything about the tens of thousands of refugees, my city is flooded with African niggers, some are ok

Kinda loses all meaning when you find out the White House interns are literally /pol/ mods

The shillbots are literally the cucks recruiting here and posting power fantasy memes

>>519074583
please
they give judgeships to niggers with the intelligence of a fucking bag of rocks. my buddy works for a major intel consulting firm in a very specific position, and he says TUKTUKDURKTUK jeets are getting clearance too. this shit is meaningless after Brandon's Bolshevists got their foot in

>>519074583
i'm not that weird. i'm just an introvert who gets along well with normalgroids.
it's a bitch though when investigators want references and you gotta ask your neighbors and call up people you haven't spoken to in years who don't really know you that well.

>>519074273
>I've done a ton of volunteer work in the past. Will that show that I'm a well-adjusted member of society?
They're not looking at good stuff. They're looking for bad stuff, like ties to foreign governments etc.

Look at the SF86 form to see what they info they are looking to judge you on. I doubt you'd have to fill one out for ICE, but it will give you an idea of what concerns the government.

>>519068659 (OP)
>>519068787
ANNEX US ALREADY. I will join ICE and will {redacted} many many [redacted] [redcated] on the brown hoardes and {redacted} {redacted} {redacted} {redacted} {redacted}{redacted}{redacted}{redacted}{redacted}{redacted}{redacted}{redacted}{redacted}

>>519072595
That's dope dude, I'll graduate next summer

>>519074976
No, they’re busy doing performative displays with White trannies in Portland. Trump has already said people who work “important” industries won’t be targeted.
Tl;dr this is all mostly optics. It’s up to you to figure out what its 180 billion dollar budget for body snatching will actually be used for.

>>519075070
Feds don’t fuck around as much as you’d think. Btw Indian immigrants from the 90s might as well have been high ranking waffen ss officers

>>519075079
They do that to filter out anti social weirdos like you

>>519068659 (OP)
I'd join if not for the fact I regularly see leftists threatening their lives and violently attacking agents

>>519075281
> Btw Indian immigrants from the 90s might as well have been high ranking waffen ss officers
>heckin based pajeets and their caste system cruelty!

Why would anyone celebrate pajeet replacements while simping for ICE? Lmao

>>519074725

>doubt

>>519075281
>They do that to filter out anti social weirdos like you
yup

i don't do social media. at all. i absolutely despise it. i still have several people i can call right now that will give me a reference. i don't feel I'm "better" than them

>>519075488
Indian immigrants from the 90s were the biggest Nazis ever minus the racism. Stable families elite academics totally non degenerate perfectly Americanized. You guys didn’t grow up around enough wealth to hang out with them. Trust me they were full 1488 waffen ss Hitler bodyguard stormtroopers minus the racism.

>>519069231
>Eichmann spoke Yiddish and Hebrew
That's 'cause he was a jew like the rest of the nazis. What would Occam say?

>>519075539
>siri, how do i make chloroform

>>519075459
But /pol/ says leftists are weak little sissies. Which is it? Are they terrifying born killers or pathetic weaklings?

>>519075710
who the fuck are you to speak on behalf of any of us

>>519069112
Wait, they force you to learn mexican to join ICE?

>>519075840
>who the fuck are you
A pajeet hiding behind a memeflag. Ignore it.

>>519068659 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE

>>519075882
We watched this at my Nazi school back in the day

https://youtu.be/NIIZ2P-fiyI

>>519075611
>pajeets are practically NAZIs they just are street shitting shitskins who are the biggest lovers of jews in the world, while being anti-Christian as well as anti-White

Your brain has been utterly fried by jewish lies

>>519075488
probably because he's a jeet
the head of my gov't agency's division is an indian who came here in the 70s. first thing he did when he got the position is he promoted a bunch of other indians to exec positions. they're all the same

>>519075710
Most leftists are not able to follow through with their threats, but they are more than willing, I'm not going to tempt fate

>>519075951
Fuck off nigger go be poor somewhere else

>>519068659 (OP)
I applied and they never called me yet

>>519075960
That’s a new meme you grew up dirt poor in Tennessee you have no frame of reference your out of your element Donny

>>519075949
I think you replied to the wrong post, but thanks for sharing.

>>519070218
Hey lil fren I just can't do it all the time because it's the same arguments and theory's and general stuff I already know because I've been here so long now.

I stay for current events/crazy stuff and frens though.

ChatGPT made me a graph. The Indian immigrants in the 90s had been here since the 70s and 80s they were genuinely elites

>>519068659 (OP)
I'm curious why none of you hard ass ICE agents aren't down here in southern New Mexico doing some real woik. The border is wide open down here. Not even barriers. Every town is 75% undocumented beaners. No, you bastards are up there goose stepping in Chicago, grabbing the odd beaner at Walgreens. You're the most pathetic losers god ever seen.

The US have too much people and that's a problem. Even removing all the browns and darkies, you have 250 millions spread unevenly. Split the USA in 3 different countries, the whites, the browns and the blacks, each one a government and economy and let it run its course.

>>519076326
We don’t need ice we need a functioning justice system I moved to the dc area recently and the DA in my county is so fucking awful they literally are in trouble with the trump administration for literally just not enforcing the law.

>>519070576
Dont bother. There are people on this board who really think immigration enforcement is the same as their race war fantasies. In reality most of these dumb asses would be paired with spic/nigger agents.

>>519076429
We should annex first Canada and then divide that up too.

>>519069196
>don't encourage there followers
because most conservative content viewers are too stupid get the degree needed by most departments to become a cop.

>>519076429
Whites were supposed to rule over the brown masses. It should’ve worked until a bunch of tiny dicked white boy local cops got angry that Jews and Italians were considered white.

Dolchstoßlegende

>>519076508
>In reality most of these dumb asses would be paired with spic/nigger agents.
First they came for the Jews? Nah it’s well documented they came for the retards first.

>>519076688
>>519076594
>>519076477
>>519076318
>>519076051
Anon, you're sounding awfully indian rn. Even your ID is brown lmao.

>>519068659 (OP)
I would let her cavity search me.

>>519076887
Black

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_the_Black_Prince

>>519076887
I’m very very Norman and very very angry

>>519068659 (OP)
CBP AMO, but retired and now work with a bunch of ex-HSI. No I won't answer your questions.

John Bolton going to prison John Bolton going to prison HAHAHAHAHSHA

>>519072567
"They can't forcibly..."
Anon, this administration is doing things by force. Don't think that force makes excuses for you of all people

>>519077550
Nonono?
Wee wee wee yes yes yes

>>519077671
Acknowledge what I said in actual understandable rhetoric
Do you actually think you, of all people, have a better standing in this libertarian hellscape than the person standing next to you? They can forcibly do whatever they want

Wee wee wee yes yes yes

yes. total jeet, chink, muslim
and illegal beaner deportation

in that order and description

>>519073205
>anti-american posts
and by anti-american, he means anti-israel

>>519069797
Yup I would join ice but that deep background check is spooky. You think they cam see 4chan post history? I think you need secret clearance

>>519070257
please answer Mr. ICE recruiting department >>519071055

>>519077550
yeah buddy, this administration is going to take the people that are exerting all the force and then exert force on them, using spare whitehouse staffers or something?
>hey paramilitary ice agents, you're all drafted now
>susie from hr is her to beat you into basic training
thing about you commies is that you think in grand sounding phrases and never stop to consider what those words actually refer to. just a pack of fucking retards.

Hate my career, ready for a new one with ICE or HGSI.

>>519069112
>uh yeah, learning how to understand what the invaders are saying? that's gay, i'd rather stay ignorant so they can have full conversations in my presence that i can't understand in the slightest
you are actually retarded, anon

>>519076594
thinking about the dicks of strange men is queer behavior anon, you should stop

>>519069761
>I joined after they announced the $50,000 sign up bonus
I was really tempted, but I don't really wanna do the job. Kudos to you though, sincerely.

Any chance of a $50k bonus to do an office position? I don't have LEO experience and don't want to work in the field, but I'd happily do office work for that kind of bonus

>>519069996
>You’ll see edgier comments about the JQ on Instagram
>69996
palindrome
czech't
watch these:
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https://www.instagram.com/p/DOrCMOgiN-o

>>519080706
>>519080948
You anons should seriously think about what happens when the political wheel turns the other way. The right-wing is not going to be ascendant forever, and ICE is not seen as politically neutral like the military or police. When MAGA collapses, nobody will be coming to save you.

>>519072595
>Is there any way to join part time during the summers when my uni classes aren't in session?
>Of course there is!
>https://www.ice.gov/careers/students

>>519072904
>The anons are still here, but we're being drowned out by the shill/bot noise.

>>519068659 (OP)
I ICE non-whites in my country.

>>519068787
>>519068659 (OP)
ICE doesn't deserve a cent of that because that were the flooding this country with illegal invaders over the last decade

>>519081830
Nothing you say or do has any value at all, brown trash.

>>519068659 (OP)
I'm ICE IT. I will not answer any questions because I like my job and wish to stay anonymous.
Any ERO agents lurking, I've probably set up your phones.

>>519074058
>Although after my time, it looks like Biden sought to destroy that.

>>519068787
how's the dental plan

>>519082159
You should try and imagine a future where not only are ICE criminals being prosecuted in America, they're not going to find much safety anywhere else either. This is what happens when you don't operate within the law. The federal government will have all your salary details, clearances, etc. right? So how are you going to hide. I wouldn't touch that org with a 10 foot pole. That you'd whore out your future for a $50k signing bonus is insulting. Who do you think is going to want to hire ex-ICE with a felony conviction when this is all over? Not even the police or military will be willing to have that stink on them at that point.

>>519082516
Luvs me some bangs.. simple as

>>519068659 (OP)
if there are any ice agents on /pol they would be smart to keep that secret instead of giving snooping leftwingers ammunition

>>519068659 (OP)
I’m in training. Just got lightly smoked. Not going to post “proof”

>>519069112
They dropped that requirement, anon. The 5 month academy is now 7 weeks

>>519068659 (OP)
ICE agent here. Yes it is true we are huge gay faggots and take cum shots on our faces directly from the president. His cum tastes citrusy.

I wish I could join ICE or CBP but glowniggers don't like how much shit I talk. There's probably files on me somewhere.

They're the two lower branches of DHS that I have a great respect for. Immigration enforcement doesn't look flashy on camera but it's necessary to protect your borders otherwise you don't have a country. Good on them. And I don't like feds but when they're doing right by the people I'll stand by em

>>519082873
>brownoid screeching continues
kek.

>>519081830
>uh did you know we're gonna just use the levers of government to oppress you when we're back in power
yeah, and water is wet, what's new?

>>519082873
can you poibt to any part of the USC that's not being followed to the letter by ICE? no? huh, almost like it's not about the law but about your feelings instead

>>519072649
>they want men who are ready to Make America White Again, and that’s exactly what we’re doing.

>>519084935
>uh did you know we're gonna just use the levers of government to oppress you when we're back in power
And that's why we have guns.

Will we ever hit 10k daily deportations?

>>519081830
>when the political wheel turns the other way.
The pendulum is never going to 2012-2024 again. There would sooner be a civil war.