Thread 519082031

>>519082031 (OP)
CAMPBELL'S TOMATO SOUP
POSSIBILITIES

>>519082031 (OP)
ponyfags btfo

>>519082031 (OP)
Jews replaced rhinos with unicorns

>>519082031 (OP)
Even God hates bronnies

>>519082031 (OP)
Didn't happen

>>519082031 (OP)
>I'm gaytheist so smurt *huffs farts*
>*gets replaced by Mohammed and his 5 wives/20 kids, rape jeet and his 40 cousins and Ubungu and his 70 nigglet spawns

>>519082031 (OP)
It's a low-IQ breeding cult. It's why, despite their large numbers, they are so often irrelevant until israel needs a bailout and starts running propaganda appealing directly to them

>>519082031 (OP)
>unicorn
>one horn
like a rhino?

>>519082031 (OP)
How can you be an atheist when you have no foreskin?

>>519082031 (OP)
the unicorn is just a now extinct species of whooly rhino called "the indian ass" in antiquity

>>519084554
yes exactly but unlike the rhinos that are extant though rapidly becoming extinct today it was whooly rhino heres an artistic representation of one from a prehistoric human eye witness>>519085383

>>519084945
Flag check, Moshe.

>>519082031 (OP)
>>519084319
>breeding cult
Yeah because Atheists can't breed lmao. You just have to stop being an incel and get off your high horse. Only Liberal Whites believe your garbage about the universe doubling an age overnight a few years ago.

>>519085383
>>519085455

magellan describes the whooly rhino or unicorn


When we had seen this river, we went to another river of fresh water, which is near, and there we took many fish. We also found very large animals, which have the color of bay horses, and have the head and ears like those of a mule, and the neck long and curved like that of the camel, the body covered with very strong scales, the legs and feet like those of the stag, the tail like that of the elephant, but very short, and they have a horn in the middle of the forehead about a span long, which is black and very sharp; they are very fierce animals, and they swim very well. They are called "unicorns" by the natives, but they are not like those which are described in our books, for they are smaller, and do not have the body of a horse, nor the horn in the middle of the forehead like the unicorn of the poets. We killed one of them with the crossbow, and it was as large as a donkey, and its flesh was very good to eat. There is a great quantity of these animals in this same place.

>>519085558
hes literally a known kike shill who pretends to be christian to poison the well here he is tongue and cheek admitting it to a kike coworker of his top comment is the coworker bottom is his reply

>>519085654
What a dumb ass. God does not need my protection.

>>519085781
you dont have anything to say but you talk anyway

>>519085610
Atheists usually don't breed because they don't want to, not because they can't. A life like the Amish, where all fun an leisure is banned except for breeding, is a miserable existence. That's what maximizes breeding and that's why breeding is down in the world. Because we have luxuries and fun, and breeding cults view enjoying yourself instead of breeding to be the ultimate evil
>but youll be replaced!!
Not my problem, but also, i hope China builds an army of 130IQ clones and wipes you mouth breathing scum off the face of the earth

>>519082031 (OP)
Probably a mistranslation describing an extinct one horned wild ox

>>519085811
You gave me a reason to talk. I am fueled by your seethe.

>>519085819
its not a mistranslation its simply what whooly rhinos were called, uni one corn horn unicorn>>519085612
>>519085383

>>519085849
im calmly having a conversation about unicorns being an extinct species of whooly rhino, i dont need to be angry at all to expose a shill like you >>519085654

>>519085610
>Yeah because Atheists can't breed lmao
Yeah you're actually right. Neither do shitlibs, I'm not at all arguing you - you're completely correct.
So where do all these fucking faggots come from? Oh that's right, they come from you -- dear follower of yahweh, you may know them by the fruit they bear.

>>519085898
I'm a shill for God. God literally paid me to live forever.

>>519084945
>How can you be an atheist when you have no foreskin?
>>519085849

you present yourself as a christian but you do not follow the christian bible

circumcision NOR uncircumcision prophet a man anything, but faith wich worketh by love you kike pecker checker

>>519082031 (OP)
So you think zionist meemaw went to hell?

>>519085957
you are a kike mongrel who looks like andy dick>>519085960
>>you present yourself as a christian but you do not follow the christian bible
>
>circumcision NOR uncircumcision prophet a man anything, but faith wich worketh by love you kike pecker checker

>>519082031 (OP)
It more of a culture and being part of the community, most people don't believe the bible literally. Sure you can make it look stupid by picking out specific outdated things but the general message is sound.

>>519085960
Mutilated cattle is mad.

>>519085960
>prophet
profit*

>>519085987
I'm thai/chinese/american and my nick name is literally Michael.

>>519082031 (OP)
The jew god admits to genociding the unicorns and you libtards are still perfectly happily protecting this religion and calling these "people" neighbors. You should be ashamed.

>>519085991
>Mutilated cattle is mad.

kings of judaea were also circumcised along with the slaves the AWL or pierced ear is the proper sign of a slave in ancient judaea
you are pecker checking in a manner that directly contradicts paul>>519085960
>circumcision NOR uncircumcision profit a man anything, but faith wich worketh by love you kike pecker checker

>>519083353
Notice that none of you retards can actually address why you believe so much stupid bullshit, though. You just constantly try to change the subject.

>>519086041
your nick name is nigger pubes because you have nigger pubes for hair

>>519086077
Again. Mutilated cattle is mad. God cursed you, and you deserved it. Haha.

>>519086111
I am the literally the incarnation of Arch Angel Michael. The name itself is my destiny.

>>519082031 (OP)
Sounds like it was written by an edgy redditor. Imagine if you were alive back then, would you create a cult and troll people with your fan fic?

By fan fic I mean the Talmud, the Torah and Bible are alright in my book.

>>519086126
your character always falls apart because you are a mongrel jew who has not read the bible

circumcision nor uncircumcision prophet a man anything that is a direct quote from paul


again cattle or "slaves" in judaea were denoted by an AWL through the ear it was not only slaves who were circumcised in judaea but kings as well you kikes cant interpret the old testament because you didnt write it

>>519086159
you are the incarnation of having a niggers pubes on your head>>519086195
>prophet
profit*

>>519086195
You seem awfully denfesive about havjng mutilated dick.

>>519086224
I am the incarnarion of the ultimate Void.

>>519086229
im not defensive of it i have pointed out that paul says in the christian bible it literally doenst matter either way

"circumcision NOR uncircumcision profit a man anything"


you cant keep your characters consistent and believable because you are an arab kike retard>>519086262

you are just a mongrel no different than the dozen other characters you mongrel kikes have dreamed up. you are the incarnation of being boring as fuck

>>519082031 (OP)
sounds like a bad ass slayer song

>>519086291
I am the chosen one of God.

>>519085654
People forget that when this place went down for a bit recently, the leaked data showed the vast majority of posts originate from Israel. Not sure if that was unicorn shit, but it seems likely given what we're seeing constantly.

>>519086315
you are ereb and all you do is spam shit pecker checking and when its pointed out that your being inconsistent with your stated beliefs you start acting so crazy that conversation becomes impossible, i point this out every time and you do it every time its boring

>>519086312
https://youtu.be/A7HOMDSuCNA?=RB4D1n0Uv32_IJ2N

>>519086341
that was a fake screenshot, but what it pretended to prove is still obviously true

>>519086356
I have no filter in my brain, and you will not change that.

>>519086405
you have nigger blood pumping through your brain and you will not change that

>>519086445
Praise be to the Lord. Glory be to the supreme One.

>>519086509
you worship a circumcised rabbi LOL

>>519082031 (OP)
It's 2025 Anno Domini, that is Jesus Christ.
This is His world you are living in.

>>519086581
In all Heaven and Earth
In all that existed and will exist for all of Eternity

I, alone, am the chosen One of God.

>>519086509
no one is falling for this shit mosche you arent a christian you are pretending its so obvious its painful, you have said you were blessed by beelzebub when i called you out you said it was because a fly landed on you, you have claimed god and the devil are the same entity, your pecker checking is directly contradictory to pauls writing on the topic, and i already posted the screenshot of you responding god wills it to an anon who said he hopes you keep posting forever because you give christians a bad name, you were tongue and cheek admitting to exactly what i accuse you of being and you obviously are>>519085654

>>519082031 (OP)
That's the story of how unicorns went extinct. It all makes sense now

>>519086635
There is no being more powerful than God, there is no human more powerful than Me.

>>519086598
you are kike dork number one million and you will persist in this character despite the fact i have a screenshot of you admitting to being a well poisoning shill for about another week or so of me posting that screenshot when you show up, just like a million boring kike namefag characters before you, the ghost of mesa, that fag who spammed ai pictures of the bible where it says goy manual etc. you are a kike retard so you always fuck up and i always capitalize none of this is ever very interesting

>>519086706
if the mods and the kike shills werent in bed together you would be banned on sight because 90 percent of your posts are so off topic to whatever you are replying to they are tantamount to spam

>>519086726
God wills it. Deus Vult.

>>519086582
>This is His world you are living in.

good to know that I can blame him for all my problems

>>519086763
>>519086755
>if the mods and the kike shills werent in bed together you would be banned on sight because 90 percent of your posts are so off topic to whatever you are replying to they are tantamount to spam
>>519086763
>God wills it. Deus Vult.


its over>>519085654

>>519086755
The mods, and shills are all working for me. Because I am the Master of all creation.

>>519084554

Google image search rhino and count how many horns they have.

>>519086807
I love to live rent free in your mind.

>>519086808
you are the master of having nigger pubes for hair and boring the shit out of literally everyone>>519086807
>90 percent of your posts are so off topic to whatever you are replying to they are tantamount to spam

>>519086828
i was literally here talking about the historical and biblical understanding of a unicorn and you came in doing your boring as fuck character man

>>519086835
You have no power to judge me. Keep seething.

>>519086866
I'm just being myself. It's easy to be myself.

>>519086874
i am just letting you know that absolutely everyone can tell what you are doing and they are bored by it, you arent slick

>>519086888
you are one hundred percent doing a character, but its hamfisted on account of the nigger jungle blood all kikes have making you a little slow or dull here is you basically admitting to doing a character>>519085654

>>519086894
Absolutely everyone in this board cannot beat me in chess. It's inconsequential what they think of me.

>>519082031 (OP)
This looks like something the Warhammer god Khorne would publish for babby cultists

>>519086950
you have about one week left of keeping this dead character going after i got this screenshot >>519085654


thats how long you always go resisting the inevitable and just retiring the fucking thing many such cases

>>519082031 (OP)
>how do people believe
do you see any unicorns outside?

>>519086932
You have brain damage, and emotional tantrum because you have mutilated dick.

>>519087016
It's hard to quit what I enjoy to do.

>>519087050
lmao

>>519086950
see also the dylan character (many of these are real people former anons whos identities get hijacked by these kikes for employment as characters)

Remember that God got cucked by iron chariots too.

>>519087050
>>519087094
heres yet another of these characters that i retired

i mean you still pull them out from time to time but you arent spamming with them after i catch you slippin

>>519087106
>Remember that God got cucked by iron chariots too.

yes if you cant read

>>519082031 (OP)
>mfw one of the primary tenets of The Protocols Of The Elders Of Zion is to undermine and kill Christianity in the west

Get your neck on the headsman's block, kike.

>>519087050
>>519087094
and another

>>519087258
wrong screenshot but that is the picture of ghost of mesa that sunk that character. you always do this, you spam with a character that is 2 dimensional and you cant keep their beliefs straight at all you fuck up, i screenshot your fuck up and you persist for about another week or so before mostly retiring the character if my screenshots folder was better organized i could list many many more examples, its tiresome

>>519087320
Keep doing the good work, but know that I am literally the Final Boss. You can never beat me.

https://youtu.be/p9kRn52_nrc

>>519087381
you arent the boss of shit you are literally to afraid to show your face or state your given name. thats not a boss thats a low level rat

>>519087430
>to afraid
too*

>>519087430
Clinging to a name make you an emasculated cuck. I am not my face, nor my name. I am the Nameless.
>Nameless is the origin of Heaven and Earth
>The named is the mother of all things.

>>519087506
well if your name and face are so inconsequential you would have no qualms about sharing them

do you really think your pseudoreligious kike babble is gonna distract the innate pussy detector skills that you are setting off the in brain stem of all regular men?

>>519082031 (OP)
>how do people believe in this bullshit in 2025?
Your entire worldview and political praxis asserts that God is not real but He did create everyone equally.

A child could point out the flaw, and many have. Your emperor has no clothes. No amount of seething can correct the core delusion.

>>519087557
The penis mutilation ritual emasculated you, and make you frustrated. I can tell.

>>519086598
Meds

>>519082031 (OP)
>how do people believe in this bullshit
They don't. They're pretending.

>>519086824
Hur durrrr 24 horned deer n mooses

>>519087630
once again you sort of try to stay consistent here>>519087381
>Keep doing the good work, but know that I am literally the Final Boss. You can never beat me.

even though it devolves into a larp as per usual you are at least ATTEMPTING to remain consistent that you are a christian

but if you were you would accept where i point out paul says circumcision nor uncircumcision profit a man anything, it is literally of no importance but i have pointed this out to you and you persist in pecker checking. if you would stop doing that, and stop using a memeflag we would be allys but if you did that your D&C/demoralization pecker checking campaign would come to a halt.

>>519087716
you are correct it is a rhino that anon is a kike who doesnt know what hes talking about >>519085612
>>magellan describes the whooly rhino or unicorn
>
>
>When we had seen this river, we went to another river of fresh water, which is near, and there we took many fish. We also found very large animals, which have the color of bay horses, and have the head and ears like those of a mule, and the neck long and curved like that of the camel, the body covered with very strong scales, the legs and feet like those of the stag, the tail like that of the elephant, but very short, and they have a horn in the middle of the forehead about a span long, which is black and very sharp; they are very fierce animals, and they swim very well. They are called "unicorns" by the natives, but they are not like those which are described in our books, for they are smaller, and do not have the body of a horse, nor the horn in the middle of the forehead like the unicorn of the poets. We killed one of them with the crossbow, and it was as large as a donkey, and its flesh was very good to eat. There is a great quantity of these animals in this same place.


see also>>519085383

>>519087637
I already took some vitamin C, and eyes enhancing meds.

>>519086824
Im so tired of nigger tier IQ
>Google rino and see there's 2 spines of a horn! Means there's 2 horn not 1 horn!
Fucking genius right here.

>>519087724
I have no interest in siding with mortals. God is above All.

>>519087870
do you believe in the christian bible?

>>519087923
I belive in God Almighty.

>>519082031 (OP)
>King James Bibles

Pathetic

>>519087932
do you believe in the christian bible? why are you seemingly sometimes incapable of answering short concise messages its as though you realize to answer that would mean there is a belief system we can hold you to, if you believe in the bible stop pecker checking if you dont stop representing yourself as a christian

>>519087975
all other english translations are obvious censorship attempts of the KJV

>>519088128
God is above the Bible.

>>519088173
do you believe in the bible its a yes or no question you are obviously dodging

>>519088196
I can be whatever I want. You have no authority to dictate my existence.

>>519088237
its a yes or no question do you believe in the bible?

why are you running?

>>519088258
I believe that tha Bible is a love letter from God to Me. Yes.

>>519088280
so why do you pecker check against the pauls direct words

6 For in Jesus Christ neither circumcision availeth any thing, nor uncircumcision; but faith which worketh by love.

Charlie is awsome!!!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKd_2vqPrmU

>>519088321
You are clinging to the text because you have never seen. I have seen God, and I say.

The omnipotent God is literally my wife.

https://youtu.be/cn4M-fH08XY

>>519088409
you dont follow the christian bible you are objectively not a christian and certainly not catholic as your memeflag implies


you are an imposter just like i said you were as a matter of objective fact

>>519088450
I am the Master of all creation. I am.above Jesus Christ.

I am the Father of all Creation.

>>519088505
see you are doing it again im pointing out a very obvious objective inconsistency in your stated characters beliefs and your actions but when pressed you just pretend to suddenly become so crazy conversation is impossible

>>519082031 (OP)
Fun fact: you don't. I think the original creators of religion were trying to get a generational cattle race, and they succeded

>>519088568
reddit would love that take. reading it makes me feel like its 2012 and im witnessing teenagers get online for the first time again what an incredibly deep take, i hope you are proud of yourself for how clever you sound

>>519088567
I'm just responding to your text according to my the wiring. Blame the one who wired my brain to be as such.

>>519088666
its obvious who that is from your digits kike. im gonna go take a shower

>>519088695
There is no being more powerful than God.

>>519088721
thats very uninteresting kaleb

>>519088747
The omnipotent God is uninteresting to you?

>>519088773
you are like a kid with chocolate all over his mouth swearing he didnt eat the chocolate because hes unaware how obvious it is to those around him hes lying


this would be infuriating if it wasnt so banal

>>519088808
You are infuriating because I tell no lie.

>>519088845
very very uninteresting

anyway im going to take my shower, catch you later nigger pubes

>>519088897
Okay. I will keep living rent free in your head while you take a shower.

>>519082031 (OP)
Muslims have a 50% inbreeding rate. Inbreeding lowers IQ by 10 points.

For a God he is - to say the least:
INCOMPETENT !

Wouldn't he be a DEI God?

Unicorns are trannies. Not literal.

>>519082031 (OP)
God can't make a unicorn, but random mutation over time can make a narwal?

Do better.

>>519082031 (OP)
Isaiah is full of prophecies that were never fulfilled. And they can't be fulfilled because the people who were supposed to be part of the prophecy no longer exist.

>>519082031 (OP)
What nice entity, we should worship it for some reason

>>519085383
abstract merchant

>>519086582
His world stinks

>>519082031 (OP)
Where can I find a fully illustrated bible like that? I need to get one for my child

>>519082031 (OP)
based god slaughters unicorns and creates rivers of blood <3

>>519086126
based

>>519082031 (OP)
Reminder OP and his image creator are jewish pedophiles.

>>519086062
Fuck unicorns, they're rapist assholes. That's why God got rid of them.

>>519082031 (OP)
Bible is unironically degenerate

>>519082637
>Didn't happen
Do you see any unicorns anymore?

>>519082031 (OP)
Do not fall for glownigger divide & conquer tactics.

Christianity is the definition of "right wing" political ideology:
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left%E2%80%93right_political_spectrum#Origins_in_the_French_Revolution

Christianity has always been a racist religion:
>"Oh, race of Franks, race from across the mountains, race chosen and beloved [...]"
>"the kingdom of the Persians, an accursed race, a race utterly alienated from God [...]"
- https://www2.cbn.com/article/church/pope-urban-iis-speech-calling-first-crusade

The racist and anti-semitic Confederates have always been Christian.
The National Socialists used the Celtic cross and gave out iron cross medals for bravery. The white term for "swastika" is hakenkreuz, meaning hooked cross.
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hakenkreuzbanner

Here's a growing list of Christian political commentators who are racist and anti-semitic:
- https://rentry.org/Deus_Vult
Feel free to reply to this post with others.

Educate boomers irl. If you don't preach to them, the anti-Christian kikes will:
- https://news.antiwar.com/2025/10/06/israel-to-spend-up-to-4-1-million-in-propaganda-campaign-targeting-american-christians/
israeli nationalism ("zionism") is a heresy:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKlT-hhZXoM&t=658s
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odNoExd8a5U
The "holocaust" (burnt offering) is a lie made up by kikes, both soviet and freemason:
- https://rumble.com/c/ScriptureandTraditionFrJM/videos
Boycott all israeli products:
- https://bdsmovement.net/Guide-to-BDS-Boycott

Common glownigger talking points:
>"jesus is a kike"
The word "kike" comes from the word "kikel", which means circle. The kikes hate the cross so much, they would sign documents with a circle, hence the nickname.
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plus_and_minus_signs#Alternative_plus_sign
>"off topic"
Reminder the pope is the monarch of a country. In fact in many european (white) nations there is no separation between church and state.