Thread 519082754

this is germany's only chance of survival when the harsh winter comes

>>519082754 (OP)
for me, it's hiding under a blanket and farting hard.

>>519082754 (OP)
People are already freezing to death here.
It's terrible. Some old lady was bullied by Americans to install a big ass AC unit and she had it on full blast until she became a popsicle.
It was terrible I say. Terrible like you wouldn't believe.
One might just say that it was the worst of terrible.

>>519082754 (OP)
>>519082971
>nowhere in europe gets as hot or as cold as any given state in USA
>somehow they die to both heat waves and freezing

kek maybe you should have built plywood houses ya fucking dunces. those stones obviously aren't helping.

>>519082754 (OP)
Step 1: Get shovel.
Step 2: Dig peat.
Step 3: Kill global climate warming change
Step 4: ???
Step 5: PROFIT!

>>519083091
>those stones obviously aren't helping.

European houses have outer and inner walls, they're both isolated (isolation material) and insulated (air).

I honestly don't know for the love of God how one would go about freezing to death in that kind of housing.

the german government's official stance is that teelichofens are extremely dangerous and should not be used under ANY circumstances

>>519082754 (OP)
The only viable option is to retvrn to tradition and keep the pigs inside the house to feel their body heat

>>519083241
They would have to be actually retarded.
I live on a mountain, it's 110 degrees F at the hottest and only Italy and Portugal get close to that.
It also gets -20 degrees at the coldest.
I somehow just survive with a small space heater and i'm living in a plywood house.

So someone explain how Europeans are dying to anything, make it make sense.
Like put on some socks you'll be fine you sissies, like have a light blanket around you.

>>519082754 (OP)
They must import 1 billion jeets and have them walk around the house naked providing body warmth to the residents, it's the only way.

>>519083452
Lmao, the funny part is these houses actually need mechanical ventilation to get fresh air in and/or warm air out.

Had it break down on me once; the simple act of cooking dinner turned the entire ground floor into a sauna, with condensation on every window kek.

>>519083368
germans have multiple PSAs to remind them not to use these types of heaters even if it's really cold

>>519082965
Sauerkraut and sausage makes some spicy farts

>>519083368
That's basically an indoor campfire. Just make a fireplace. Or put it in a stove.

>>519082754 (OP)
>when the harsh winter comes
We haven't had a harsh winter since 1997
Zoomers don't even know about the Elfstedentocht.

>>519082754 (OP)
Are Germans not allowed to have wood stoves?

>>519083811
No.

That's CO2. Or something.

>>519083368
You're supposed to stack them into a pyramid shape.

Why not just have a fucking fireplace? I got one and I live in some shitty house in America

>>519082754 (OP)
>IT'S CHINA'S FAULT!!!
>IT'S RUSSIA'S FAULT!!!
The utter state of the "first world".
600 Million fucking gaslit retards, between the EU and US.

>>519083671
This is dystopian as hell wtf

>>519083811
no, they aren't allowed, stoves or ovens. they had that privilege taken away from them.

>>519082754 (OP)
https://www.gardenmyths.com/myth-clay-pot-heaters/#Do_Clay_Pot_Heaters_Work

>>519083940
Not allowed because it literally kills the climate change.

And once Europeans will have a Digital ID linked to their entire lives they'll have a 'Carbon Credit Score' too. So when you burn wood you won't be able to buy food for 50 years.

>>519083811
They do cause stupid amounts of air pollution.

>>519084053
no they dont faggot

>>519083940
I have a giant fireplace and like five cords of firewood and we barely get like a half dozen hard freezes a year kek.

>>519084042
Jesus Christ that's fucked

>>519083957
Nah that's just the media and Leftoids. The population knows who they have to blame.

>>519083940
germans not allowed to have such things, they will just use them to burn jews. cant have that now, can we?

>>519084110
Kek

>>519082754 (OP)
germany also needs more niggers and muslims to survive.

>>519084108
>The population knows who they have to blame.
Is that why the Nord Stream "mystery" is still ongoing?

>come on man

>>519082754 (OP)
it's getting down into the 40s here tonight. will turn on my natural gas logs and pull a space heater in here

>>519084007
I guess they do have a history of oven misuse

>>519083984
No doubt.
It's bizarre and ineffective AF

>~500 BTU per hour—roughly equivalent to a single 150-watt incandescent bulb, or about 1/100th the output of a basic 50,000 BTU home furnace on low.

>>519082754 (OP)
I really don't understand why fireplaces aren't a thing anymore.
>"You'll burn your house down!"
That wasn't even a problem when houses were built only with wood.

>>519083452
>So someone explain how Europeans are dying to anything, make it make sense.
When people aren't used to cold weather they don't know how to dress for it or even realize the danger.
So they go out hiking in the mountains wearing just a T-shirt on that once in decade freak cold weather.

>>519084263
Lol my low is 60 tonight

>>519084209
Again, it's not a mystery to the population.

We even had a pesky member of Parliament ask our government if Ukraine is formally our adversary now because they blew up critical infrastructure that my country partly owns.

Of course our government kept blaming 'muh Russians'. Which our people believe even less than 'safe & effective' now kek.

>>519084053
No they don't. Modern wood stoves are designed to recycle the wood gas/smoke mixture from the first combustion and burn it again, which greatly increases efficiency and reduces pollution. They also have circulation fans that move heat horizontally out of the stove pipe

>>519083671
>ONLY USE WHEN NIGGER

Kek.

>>519084334
>why fireplaces aren't a thing anymore.
Fire wood is more expensive than natural gas.
And they only heat one corner of one room.

>>519084053

germany is a failed state lmao it's illegal to burn a log holy shit

>>519084426
STOP SAYING HARMFUL THINGS!!!1

>>519084496
Peat is free.

>>519084023
>Do not use these they can catch fire
>In any event, since the heater does not work, there is really no reason to take a chance.

>>519084496
Firewood is almost free here, you just need a chainsaw, a truck, and a set of balls

>>519084171
>vye so little scheiße porn? Scheiße porn is plentiful in GERMANY

>>519084426
OK, I thought we were talking about traditional fireplaces.
People like those because they create a cozy atmosphere, but they give off a lot of smoke that affects anyone living downwind.

If you can work a computer you can figure out how to not freeze

>>519084671
>here
I thought we were talking about Germany?

>>519083984
haha yeah. the modern world IS dystopian. there seems to be a fight (which the public are losing) between living like animals with no rights, vs keeping things the way they are

>>519083671
>to remind them not to use these types of heaters even if it's really cold
people are visual creatures and state tv is telling them to build DIY gas chamber
>some of them will do it
mostly old people who are payd pensions by state
>such cohencidencies

>>519084728
They don't have trees in Germany?

>>519084401
>a pesky member of Parliament ask our government if Ukraine is formally our adversary
The one who literally gets paid by Putin?

>>519084864
They cut them all down to build car factories.

>>519082754 (OP)
I have five of those already burning right now next to me. Love the cozy warmth.

>>519084671
>and a set of balls

Yeah engaging in mortal combat with trees is incredibly dangerous. Worse than navigating a nigger hood even.

>>519084701
a good gaymen pc can keep a room warm.

>>519082754 (OP)
Im sure there are still fires burning from Dresden to keep them warm

>>519084885
>The one who literally gets paid by Putin?

Hello NCTV nigger.


>>519084912
>They cut them all down to build car factories.
>which is a dying industry in all of Europe
>implying they don't cut entire woods for burning biomass because it's 'green'

For a second i wondered if you were a retard instead of an NCTV nigger, but then i remembered those are the same.

>>519085087
I've never seen a woman or a european fill a truck with firewood

>>519085247
At least I don't vote for someone who puts foreign interests above Dutch interests.

>>519083368
Seems like witchcraft

>>519085467
Yeah you do:

>EU
>WHO
>UN
>WEF

The ancestors of The Netherlands would have you put to death for treason.

Also Nordstream still belongs to Dutch interests and the fact you don't even care to punish the culprit, which has already been identified as Ukraine with warrants and everything, and blame 'muh Russians' instead just further cements you're a traitor to the nation.

>>519084053
Slave mentality

>>519083984
Yeah I dont get why they dont use a space heater. I find it hard to believe that space heaters aren't sold in Germany. Makes no sense to use that candle set up. A decent space heater isn't expensive. I thought Germans wanted to use electric powered heating.

>>519085087
Messing with a big blow down under tension is honestly one of the more dangerous things you can do.

>>519082754 (OP)
I'm from Germany and I'm not sure if we have the resources to survive a winter like the one you described. The food shortages would be terrible. I'm not sure how much we would be able to produce ourselves.

>>519086553
verboten in modern germany

It's rather simple:

If you're the German Player, go into Winter Quarters after you've successfully bagged all the Rotarmisten in the Vyazma Pocket. You're not bloody likely to take Tula, no matter what Guderian says, because it's too well defended.

Go into winter quarters and get resupplied, especially with new supplies for the Panzerwaffen. Then, try to encircle Moscow in a late Winter Offensive before the Rasputitsa sets in.

Send the Adolf to the Berghof for several weeks of Eva's cooking and keep him distracted talking architecture with the Good Nazi. Do this and your Landser Fritz will be buggering Russian nurses in the Kremlin quicker than you can say "Bob's your Uncle!"

>>519082754 (OP)
Wouldn't the fire sap all the oxygen out of the room though? And if it's cold you would have everything closed up. Seems like a recipe for death.

>>519086620
Nah you just need to buy a filter, but i agree its tidiculous

>>519083671
>the goddamn mudshark

CHINESE DIESEL HEATER

>>519087023
Modern buildings are designed to be permeable to a certain degree. 300-year old brick shithouses are a different story, but doors and windows almost always let some air in. Carbon monoxide buildup is a bigger problem, but that can be addressed with CO alarms

>>519083241
Basically of our houses in Canada are built to the same if not lower standard than American houses, europoors literally freeze to death in -15 and overheat in +30. Our infrastructure is dogshit here, how you fuckers can't sustain yourself on an electric space heater in houses with foot thick brick walls is astounding.

Stalingrad literally just wasn't that fucking cold.

>>519084042
>Sorry goy, you can't have a fucking wood burning stove to heat your house cause muh pollution
>Use this natural gas furnace.

Literally just start burning down banks and government buildings.

>>519086553
Weird ass stove

>>519086553
is that the heating one because if it is why is it short?
>>519087713
snow up to knees
minus zero outside
europe

you build (yourself) something ceramic like what hans posted (maybe tile or two wider) but almost up to ceiling can turn your entire house into sauna
and heat stays up for few hours after wood is done
must be forgotten/lost tech since somehow nobody knows about it

>>519082754 (OP)
Just burn firewood in a wood burning stove. We got a wood stove installed in our trailer almost 15 years ago and we just cut down 3 or 4 trees a years, use a chain saw to cut them into firewood and it fills up our firewood shed with enough to last all 4 months of cold season. Got 9 acres of old growth forest trees on our property to choose from. I thought Germany had a decent amount of forests left and large coal reserves. Why would you freeze to death?

>>519088000
>is that the heating one because if it is why is it short?
Sorry i dont understand
>>519087713
>>519088000
>and heat stays up for few hours after wood is done
>must be forgotten/lost tech since somehow nobody knows about it
Yes its built from very dense bricks i a way that the warm air circzlstes throughout the stove.
I think they are not well known outide of germanic europe because the design is rather elaborate and by the time it could be accomplished by other there were better alternatives, and for outside of europe i guess the bricklayers trade isnt so big there anyways.
Back in the day youd even showcase how powerful of a ruler you were by how intricate your kachelofen was.

There is a beautiful one in the castle of the bavarian town of prag (the one that is surrounded by the slavic town of praha)

As much as i love the energy savings from LED's. I find incandescent work alot better in winter since it provides additional heating while on.

>>519083452
Its almost entirely the elderly. They need something to die of I guess.

>>519086553
angry rapist weatherman noises
WOOD FIRED OVENS ARE EVIL YOU NAZI SWINE CLIMATE SCUMBAG ENJOY YOUR SMOKE NAZINAZI

>>519088000
checked
i hate governments. "green new deal" shit made it illegal to build ceramic wood stoves (basically) as well as normal wood stoves. they did it in california too, if they catch you with a chimney you're toast.

>>519088552
when it's freezing at 8pm but you gotta be up crusading at 6am

>>519088552
would look nicer without autistic paragraphs

pls xplain how come
CO2 bonded by wood biomass is > than CO2 released from the same wood being burned???????
did i go full retard

>>519087713
Up north in upstate New York heating your house with that would take 3 or 4 cords of wood every winter. That's a lot of luggging of wood to the fireplace.

>>519082754 (OP)
This is because Germans have not discovered sex

>>519083671
this is satire right?

germs?

>>519086553
>>519087713
payup!,,,itslike silver,,but burns.

>>519084164
How many lashes in the Bardo should this be? Or watching Europa The Last Battle on archive dot org how many times?

>>519083091
>those stones obviously aren't helping
fucking lmao are you a nigger or a jeet?

Just put on more clothes, it's not that hard.

>>519089997
Why would you use wood instead of coal?

>>519092096
Wood would be free if you had your own property up there. Lots of dead ash trees to cut down and burn. I just figure that's the typical wood stove most would use.

>>519092647
You would deforest your land if you did that. You can get some free wood, but to keep your house going all winter for multiple winters would outdo the growth of the forest.
Coal burns hotter, cleaner, has less ash, and most importantly it burns longer. You will never have a coal fire go out if you do it right.

>>519092812
Apparently you haven't heard of the emerald ash borer beetle that is invasive to the states that is destroying Ash trees. They are dead trees standing and need to be cut down regardless.

>>519082754 (OP)
you cunce, i just survived a brutal winter, got as cold as 4 degrees celsius at night, and i had to read all your happy summer time bakes. For some reason you northern hemisphere cunts like to burn, make war and violence a lot during your summers. You really are a bunch of strange, nasty fucks. Anyway, now we are just getting a little bit of warm weather again and here you are with your fucken tea candle heat oven flower pot shit again. Just stop complaining and causing all the harm in the world. Is that too much to ask from northern scum?

>>519082754 (OP)
uuuhh funny mutt

>>519092928
Shut up cunt. He was right and you didn't need to reply at all.

>>519092928
Nigger the point of removing those trees is to kill them. You will run out in no time flat.
If you are off the grid and need to heat your home you will want coal. It's the cheapest and most reliable fuel source for winter.
Wood is good for spring and fall, but it's shit for winter.

>>519093027
Coal isn't cheap and there's unlimited amounts of dead ash trees up in the finger lakes region.

>>519092959
>i just survived a brutal winter, got as cold as 4 degrees celsius at night
That's fall weather.

>>519083608
ill pray for you brother.
i don't know how they keep failing you guys.

>>519084343
i'd believe it.
once it drops to 15f that's coldweather gear for me outside, which is
>undershirt (wife beater)
>pants
>socks
>boots
>fingerless gloves
>hoodie
at 0 i add
>second layer waffle long sleeve shirt
>underwear (because tip of dick starts to get cold)
>long socks
>beanie
-15
>full long underwear (switch out shorts underwear)
>full gloves
>scarf or mask
I survive perfectly fine.

I use a radiator to warm my entire house every winter and it cost like 0.01cents USD to run daily. It's environmentally better than any other source since 99.99% of the energy goes to heating. no other heating device has that efficiency.
I need euros to stop being dramatic about weather.

>>519091894
you forgot to put your meme flag on when you posted that dude.

>>519089147
I get those code gray reports every once in a while, where an elderly person goes missing and i'm looking outside and it's snowing.
is that what you mean?

>>519093142
That's fine but wood is free and again lots of dead ash trees from the invasive asian borer.

Is it a humidity thing? I'm in a super dry part of the country, so even if its -30 or whatever so long as I have a coat on or I'm under a blanket I'm fine. But recently I went to the coast and it felt a fuck ton colder, even though the actual temperature was warmer.

>>519082754 (OP)
Picrel is not real btw

>>519083671
The level of cucked they are is truly astounding.

They prolly think they're saving the world from global warming while they freeze to death. Kek

>>519093282
>humidity
>winter
No, it's the wind.

>>519093282
i mean high humidity does cause moisture wicking (evaporation) to happen.
So it would reduce body temperature, but if it's that cold outside you wouldn't be able to express humidity like that since the water would be frozen.

>>519084110
You need chimneys you fucking retards this thread doesnt understand fire in a closed space will suffacate you

And most Germans most likely live in apartments or houses without a fireplace let alone a chimney

>>519082971
That sounds so funny it has to be fake. It reminds me of the nazi concentration camp masturbation machines story.

>>519084023
It’s literally impossible for them to not work.
Why would you even need to google something like this?

>>519083671
huh why is there a black guy all of a sudden hahahahahaha fuck me

>>519084272
underrated

>>519093766
it was made in 2021, 10 years after germany started to import them in in massive quantities

>>519093894
you wish retard, we have half a million blacks or so. theyre all sitting in your shithole sanchez. the euros ship all the blacks to europe then pretend we take them as rapefugees and THEN we send them to america. fucking based.

Why do people think adding a pot makes it hotter?

what shit glavset thread kek
I'm sorry, Ivan, refineries will keep getting blown up.

>>519082754 (OP)
thanks for that lifehack, i frooooze to death 6 million times the last 3 winters you ran this shill campaign

>>519094016
>half a million
why do you always lie about stats. is lying in the german DNA?

>>519083452
Old people lose the ability to properly regulate and measure their own body heat to the point where grandma can both die from hypothermia at 60 degrees and cook herself to death after turning her thermostat to 80 and forgetting to drink water for two days.

>>519082754 (OP)
I'd bet that a dozen of those would warm a small room in a substantial way. Sixty bucks worth of candles is better than $110 to the Baron NG?

>>519094026
it doesn't make it hotter, it prevents hot gas rising to the ceiling and floating there, instead converting it to radiative heat, this is high school tier physics, or "middle school" I suppose

>>519084496
A forced air NG-fired gas furnace is only as good as your electricity bill, Bubba. In terms of overall heat-output, my forced-air gas unit is like a sputtering spray-paint can next to my thick paint brush of a wood stove. Forced-air furnaces are for chumps who love noisy backgrounds.

>>519082965
I thought that was a Dutch thing, not German?

>>519083984
>Haha its so crazy that my zionist occupied government is directly and solely responsible for engineering the energy crisis in Europe as part of its post WW2 occupation, demoraisation, deindustrialisation, and genocide of European peoples on behalf of our kike masters.
>Anyway, back to gooning

>>519088552
>not well known outside of germanic europe
>we wuz inveting it all
northern origin europe you german gay you
it has been in use almost everywhere

neat .jpg
bery much into pretty and fancy side of things
>>519089278
>green new deal
totally subversive
they go into great details to mess everything up

>>519094539
>>519094026
In other words it traps the heat next to you so you stay warm. So it does work.

>>519082754 (OP)
At least they aren't speaking german

>>519094171
Someone actually made this and thought it was worthy of posting an even reposting

>>519095265
it has audio as well

>>519095294
"Own the libs" energy

>>519082754 (OP)
does it work?

>>519095996
No. Putting the pot over the candles nullifies thermodynamics. Jews don’t want you to know.

>>519084496
>And they only heat one corner of one room.
No it does not. I had a fireplace and we had to open the doors in the winter because it got so hot.

>>519095996
Gay meme. No it doesn't work

>>519095996
Kind of. It'll raise the temperature of a small room by a couple of degrees. Not really worth the effort.

>>519096722
The point isn’t to raise the temp of a room, it’s to raise the temp of a very, very small area, which this does.

>>519082754 (OP)
I will gladly take only cold showers for the whole winter if that's what it takes to STOP PUTIN
Every time I turn on the freezing cold showerhead as I prepare to go to wörk at 6:40AM to give 45% of my paycheck to Jews and niggers, I proudly say to myself TAKE THAT PUTIN
That moment, that one small moment, it makes it all worth it.

>>519083984
Its Russian you idiot.

>>519096841
It may help radiate the candle heat outward more, and stop it from rising right to the ceiling, but it it's still mostly just going straight up. Warm air doesn't just sit there in a magic bubble. It rises. You need a lot more than 4 tealights worth of heat to noticibly warm a room. Most homes also have drafts and air currents, which will spread the heat around even further.

>>519082754 (OP)
>year 3 of germany freezing to death
ok

>>519098438
cope krautcuck

>>519098520
sure pidor

>>519083368
Because of carbon monoxide?

>>519098438
It's too late for that, the war has been going on for a decade and the US has nuked europe multiple times now.

The only way to fight the US is to start a war with them and destroy their economy. And that's simply impossible.

>>519084042

Are you a fucking yes-man?
I need heat, so I have a wood stove. (period)

>>519082754 (OP)
my shitposting on a 6090 titan is keeping me and my neighboors alive

>>519082754 (OP)
bunch of those, unventilated area and you will DIE. Especially if you burn them overnight and go to sleep, you will be dead by morning.

In a small, sealed space, carbon monoxide levels can become lethal within hours with several candles.

if you want open fire, you must release the fumes into chimney

>>519101570
shitposting the GPU would just idle and take few watts..

for real heat you need to run FurMark

>>519097225
This meme is peak Reddit and it's used here without the slightest hint of irony. Where do you losers even find this shit? Do you newfags really come here from twitter to post memes you found there?

>>519082754 (OP)
You could also just nix the city and live in the woods
It's only bad if a retard kicks your house down or otherwise attacks
Otherwise it's paradise

You could even dig under a shack you build and pilot hot air around under your bed for example
Practice common sense anyway

>>519083368
those stone houses are gonna burn down

>>519102030
never under estimate pajeet coding algoritms

Can someone post the German commercial/ad campaign for the winter 2023?
They recommended using teelichofen.

>>519082754 (OP)
You're not supposed to put several tea lights close together. The collective heat can set the wax itself on fire.

I don’t understand what this thread is. When it gets cold I turn on the heater and my apartment gets warm.

>>519084171
Those are all very valid points.

>>519102652
Things like this are important to mind
To have the safety of an adult mind is imperative

Aquire wisdom and lay down experience for children to enjoy at some point
Wisdom ahead of experience anyway

A little bit of enjoyment is not bad at all
But you have to grow up at some point

Surrender is Russia’s only chance.
And what harsh winter, this one?
From Igor’s propaganda. Which is very, very funny since Pootler has asked trump if he can surrender. To Ukraine.
https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/zuj7lx/russian_state_broadcaster_rt_has_a_christmas/

>>519102708
Noooo… you have to eat the hamster. Because Poo & Igor prefer that to reality.
*my boiler is broken.
>oh no you’ll die.
Nah i have an electric fire.
Plus i’m not ducking tomahawk missiles and crazy ass dictators who steal everyones money and businesses and lie silly ass dictator lies that only a Poo or Igor the liar cuck too and believe. Because poo & igor are balloons.
>we are supoo power sarr
>nyet ve are zupoo power
No you’re not. You’re cretins who live in backwards shitholes with dictators and everyone laughs at you.

>>519083091
The muttbrain in action

>>519082754 (OP)
>Winter is coming
>like clockwork Russian spam how Europe will freeze like it's the Ice Age for 4th time in a row.
>Meanwhile I can't remember when I had a snowy winter.

>>519089157
Man i was sympathetic to the faggot and his struggle, he should have just shut up and left after being acqzitted for lack of evidence imho

>>519090049
It is hard scheduled for saturday at 6 pm (except if there is football on the tv) any activity outside of that requires a two weeks notice in written form including a doctors note saying its possible