Thread 519088387

>>519088387 (OP)
How else could russian(jewish gypsy) hackers mine bitcoins?

>>519088387 (OP)
Nigga, we got fucking SUBSCRIPTION REQUIRED to use modern MEAT thermometer. We're all fucked!

>>519088387 (OP)
>to continue coooking:
bzzzzzzzzrrrrr tck tck tck
>roast bugs
>please update your monthly subscription
beep beep beep
>please update your monthly subscription
beep beep beep
please update your monthly subscription

>>519088387 (OP)
>available online only
the irony lmfao

>>519088387 (OP)
>kikes want to monitor your oven interior
makes sense

>>519088387 (OP)
How else could I watch this while cooking food
>protip I don't cook lmao

>>519088387 (OP)
>$1900
The price of home appliances is too damn high.
The only reason they were even in that price tier to begin with was because traditionally they lasted for life. Not this disposable trash.

Remember in the Dark Knight where they used sonar signals to map the chink's building?

>>519088496
>the pitbull, who attacks the nearest human every time the fire alarm chirps for new batteries, now also attacks everyone whenever the oven asks for a new subscription.

>>519088593
Koreans have been taking advantage of stupid American woman that demand expensive Korean appliances for at least 10-15 years.

>>519088387 (OP)
>Camera inside
Actually that’s nice feature.

>>519088703
There is a fucking window!

>>519088387 (OP)
>Does an oven need the internet?
How you supposed to cook if the oven doesn't have bluetoof?

>>519088387 (OP)
Roasties need the oven to interrupt their tiktok scrolling with a notification that the roast is done.

>>519088719
>There is a fucking window!
You have to get out of your floatie chair to check the oven then.

>>519088553
im no expert but this girls has penis

>>519088387 (OP)
i honestly want a camera inside my oven, i might get that i was looking for a new one

>>519088703
Wouldn't you rather the camera outside the oven were it doesn't degrade rapidly due to crazy heat cycles, chemicals, and salts?

>>519088719
the window is never really that clear

The jew wants to be able to call 911 as a last resort

>>519088728
How about no human interface at all like a switch and they only way you can use it is though the internet or some app that will eventually be abandoned.

>>519088387 (OP)
Ovens are that expensive in the US?

>>519088387 (OP)
>Does an oven need the internet?
So WWW can jack into you oven and burn your house down in an act of terrorism.

>>519088921
Koreans ones are.

>>519088786
trans women (hot passing ones) are women after all.

>>519088387 (OP)
The fact that this triggers so many people here goes to show how many of you are loser neet rejects and failures in life.

If you have a family and need to cook often to feed them you understand how useful these features are. I don't want to have to go downstairs every 15 minutes to check on my roast, I would rather check it on my phone while I am busy watching my wife fuck her BVLL in our bedroom. Plus, my home is huge and it takes a while to get to the kitchen.

Seems you guys are just stupid losers who complain that others are living a life you can only dream of.

>>519088553
>>519088980
Kill yourself

>>519088982
>others are living a life you can only dream of.

>staring at a roast on my phone in between tictoks

all yours faggot

>>519089168
I didn't cause this anon, Pray for Nuke War

>>519088387 (OP)
How else could the kike manufacturer push a FW update to brick your oven remotely?

>>519088888
fkn lol at the state of these wasted quintz

>>519088387 (OP)
Yes it does, because a lot of us are posting anonymously from residential proxies running on things like that KEK

>at a predetermined time your appliances will brick up
my neighbour has a vacuum thats connected to the web. I like to switch it on and off all the time when they piss me off. then listen to the yelling and freaking out that ensures.
proof that no house appliance needs or should be online

>>519089654
A bunch of morons started putting security cameras inside their house and they were all hacked.

>>519088387 (OP)
It’s nice for keeping track of temps. I generally don’t use my oven for meats as that goes on my connected smoker.

>>519088387 (OP)

so you can monitor your food from your phone from your couch so your lazy fatass doesn't have to get up and open the oven until the food is actually ready

also so the government can spy on you in your kitchen

>>519089894
It must be nice working for the government.

>>519088387 (OP)
How else will it keep up to date with the efficiency updates needed to stop climate change goyim?

>>519088387 (OP)
Fuck samsung and their gay "buttons" that don't even fucking work half the time. Is it so fucking hard to put an actual button and not some touchscreen-esque bullshit?

>>519088387 (OP)
Imagine getting permanently banned from your oven for baking swastika cookies

>>519088798
Why would I need it then?

>>519089960
>what is a timer

>>519090112
That only happens in the UK unfortunately for you. lol

It doxxes

>>519090012
Probably not great since it’s in shutdown

>>519088980
>trans women (hot passing ones) are women after all.
Borrow a rope if you can't afford one.

>>519090168
Your joke wasn't as funny as mine

>>519090238
They'll get back pay. The US Government isn't going out of style.

>>519090290
Oh, I wasn't joking. Its a reality for you bongs and I laugh at that. lol

>>519088980
>huge flipper feet

>>519089847
>A bunch of morons started putting security cameras inside their house and they were all hacked.
hack the trannies cameras and talk to them in their sleep

"Rope Rope Rope your neck
Pump those numbers up
Rope Rope Rope your neck"

>>519089491
>Blow up

>>519088387 (OP)
the real question is can you get porn on it

>>519088387 (OP)
Do glow niggers need to know what's baking?

>>519088593
Literally buy a used convection oven from a local reclamation store for $20. Only retards and rich people buy new appliances.

>>519088387 (OP)
jews want to know what I set my oven temp at

I had to set up my grandparents’ stove and I get notifications every time they use the oven. It’s so weird.

Btw, you HAVE to use the Samsung app to change from Celsius to Fahrenheit and to set the clock.

>>519090541
post grussy

>>519090541
??

>>519088387 (OP)
>Camera sees food in oven
>AI analyzes the video of food to infer what it is
>Calculates the amount of carbon credits consumed
>Carbon credits exceeded
>Oven shuts off before you can start cooking
>Told to buy more credits or wait until you have enough to try again
You just know something like this is either in the works or will be proposed in the future.

>>519088980
>Hot
>Passing
No such thing. They're all hideous abominations on the outside and the inside. And the outside.

>>519088553
Typical white boi activities

Ceramic top stove burners go bad so fast its funny. GL changing them too, that shit was made intentionally hard. Whereas with old stoves you just lift the hood and pop iin a new heating element, even your grandma could do it

>>519088387 (OP)
Oy vey your oven is spending too many carbon credits!

>>519090737
oh shit, this nigga got receipts!

>>519088980
you've obviously never enjoyed the scent of a freshly showered pussy

>>519088387 (OP)
more importantly, how do we redpill ovens to stop one day before the shabbath?

>>519088387 (OP)
it uploads usage statistics letting the company know people barely use it to its full extent so they can make it cheaper and flimsier next time

>>519088387 (OP)
If we'd had this technology on Oct 7th it could have prevented Hamas from baking all those babies in ovens while raping their mothers and laughing

>>519090112
topkek
>>519090834
but anon its for your health you cant bake a cake when you are already looking like a landwhale. pizza is also not an option, roast some veggies without oil and keep it vegan

>>519090952
>>519090952
>scent of a freshly showered pussy
You mean one after a day out and about. Try not larping faggot.

>>519088815
Clean your oven.

>>519088387 (OP)
Only if it's a smart oven.

>>519088387 (OP)
>price
Wtf, are Americans okay?

>>519088387 (OP)
Have it make and send pictures of cookies in merchant shape. Cookies in the letters "j e" and "w".

>>519088496
Ewww again raw bugs :(

>>519088387 (OP)
Its so visiting jews can use your internet

>>519091411
Yeah, just tell them the password is inside the oven.

>>519088387 (OP)
how else can i jack off while waiting for my scones to cook

>>519091477
This is the type of 'joke' that only seeks to cause harm and has nothing to do with humor. You will come to learn you lesson soon enough. No matter how much you march against immigration it is too late for you.

>>519091212
That is the deal price from a club store too.

>>519091659
Have fun with your new indian host. It will all go to shit for you too. Should have neen smarter.

>>519088553
Is this the modern meatspin?

>>519088921
Samsung is shit tier. Just bought a nice LG for $900 in black stainless.

>>519091212
These companies still think it's the 90s and that the average American has a budget for this stupid bullshit. Everyone is crying out for simplicity in their products with no unnecessary bloat but here we are with dishwashers and washing machines equiped with SATNAV

>>519091710
Jesus christ son of God, with that price just buy an air fryer to make simpler dishes and save around 1,750 USD?

>>519092282
Why not a camping cooker? its cheap and aside from burning down your house if you arent careful and staining your walls qith smoke its simple and doesnt need electricity or internet

>>519092161
>These companies still think it's the 90s and that the average American has a budget for this stupid bullshit.
Boomer managed companies are always like that. I think the old as dinosaurs CEOs still think the dollar is backed by gold, lmao.
>Everyone is crying out for simplicity in their products with no unnecessary bloat but here we are with dishwashers and washing machines equiped with SATNAV
I heard it is meant to datamine and sell the information to ad companies, rather than crypto mining. Normalfags are noticing this too nowadays as they have found it creepy how they get ads on things they're thinking about in their minds, or so.

>>519092462
I don't think normies know how to handle LP gas. Only rural people have them and they tend to cook things outside on their backyard.

>>519092525
You can operate the dishwasher at my work by phone/bluetooth. Who the fuck ever wanted or requested some stupid bullshit like that? It's a normal dishwasher that anyone can put in their home, nothing industrial. This country deserves to collapse.

>>519091659
Theres only fifteen million of you guys tops. Eventually we're going to play last man standing yarmulke boy

>>519088387 (OP)
Wait until you get the app and agree to the terms and conditions

>subject to change without notice

TopKek can't people see the direction the world's heading ? Condem new life into this world LMAO go ahead LMAOOO

Everything you do recorded listen too logged watched available to be accessed by any retard with a cell phone.

Edward Snowden proved and confirmed your camera on your computer/phone is as easy as a mouse click for an entire army of domestic or foreign spying hacking plotting planning acting rats to invade

Imagine the direction these vile rats want to take ? Would thet give you MORE security and privacy or LESS...

total clown world of scum rats

>>519088387 (OP)
if you don't want to set the clock every time there is a power failure

>>519088387 (OP)
the only reason they want to wifi for them so they can show you ads really they want to show you ads on them the microwave and the fridge and you have to watch the ads or wait to the ads are over to be able to open and use them

>>519092696
They need to learn it if they dont want to be connected via brain cip to their home appliances. like xuri harari (or how hes written) from the wef said already: humans are nothing more then jackable animals now

>>519091659
And that's why you will ultimately lose, you can't handler the banter. Too bad the collateral damage means the end of this civilization though.

>>519088815
You don't think the camera will get greased up?

>>519093029
*handle the banter
But thinking about it, sometimes a better civilization has to born from the ashes of its predecessor.

>>519092715
>You can operate the dishwasher at my work by phone/bluetooth. Who the fuck ever wanted or requested some stupid bullshit like that?
Me thinks power-tripping bosses? Kek
>>519092910
True. But they still won't learn it unless they have had bad experiences with not having electricity for more than 24 hours.

>>519093190
Not at all, all these dishwashers have this pointless slop now.

>>519093190
take away the phones of the average npc for 24h and see them go batshit insane.

>>519088387 (OP)
Yes and i need one

>>519088553
>Salimur
>EU based

"She" is Russian.. Currently sucking cocks in the EU.

>>519088616
This has been a thing for a while, I guess the resolution is getting a lot better. They can do all sorts of things these days, they are using LIDAR to listen to conversations and shit now.

>>519093972
Combine any of this tech with some sort of phase correction or god help us, full on conjugation, and it's freaky good btw.

Our JIDF friends have quite a collection of tranny pictures.

Makes you wonder if the jewish "messiah" will be a tranny.

>>519090281
>Krassenstein
>promoting trannys as a normal thing.
weimar 2.0 when?

>>519093972
Not LIDAR, synthetic aperture radar
Im rarted

>>519088719
Oh yeah? What resolution does it have?

>>519088980
>>519089168
>>519090281
>>519090355
>>519090862
>>519090952
thats an actual girl with a dildo in her pants you utter retards

>>519088387 (OP)
My microwave has wifi compatibility and I still can't figure out why. What possible need could there be for a microwave to hook up to the internet?

>>519095250
Usage tracking and remote access. They shill the idea of "convenience", but in reality it means they can monitor and control all your appliances to enforce "green" policies, or just be dicks and shut you off for shitposting here too hard.

>>519095782
>Usage tracking and remote access. They shill the idea of "convenience", but in reality it means they can monitor and control all your appliances to enforce "green" policies.

That and force the appliance to break down after the warranty period runs out.

>>519088553
oh btw, i forgot to mention to /pol/ even though i've seen them in discord and blocked them
the nigger porn spammers on /pol/ are mostly going to be trannies(and funny enough jeets too now)
trannies love to spam nigger porn in discords

>>519088387 (OP)
>being able to remotely turn the oven on or off
>being able to watch your food while you're away doing stuff
ngl, this sounds kind of lit.

>>519088387 (OP)
its pretty cool you can set up monitoring, logging etc, scrape some metrics.

integrate that into your lan & then workflow. its quite nice

>>519088494
>subscription required
And constant internet connection

>>519088815
You think the camera would be lol

>>519088387 (OP)
in an ideal world, yes, it would be really cool to have all your appliances connected and able to be remotely used, by YOU
but we live in jewsa, where jews want to milk us for everything we have and then use our corpses as kapparot chickens to appease the devil
niggerfaggots like jews are the reason we can't have nice things

>jewish corporations install a bug in every tv, cellphone, speaker, oven, barbeque, microwave sold to your house
>israel installs bombs in pagers sold to arabs
pretty cool nothing sinister to worry about