Thread 519102777

Cars are still only sign of mans status
If you dont own a new audi you failed in life and as a man

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>>519102777 (OP)
These are designed to separate a man from his money. You can tell a stupid consumer by the car he drives.
A real man drives a 30 year old Toyota that is impeccably maintained.

>>519102777 (OP)
Buick Avista look 1000x better

>>519102846
Lmao worthless poorfag
You lack of will and motivation and hard work is showing

>>519102892
Not bad but nobody ever heard of a BUICK lmfao
Women arent attracted to BUICKS

>>519102777 (OP)
Over here Audi drivers are usually racing LARPers who will lose their mind and tailgate you if you drive at the exact speed limit.

>>519102846
This. New cars are for insecure suckers who want to look rich. It loses 10-20% of its value the moment it leaves the lot.

>>519102943
Why the fuck would you follow rules of society, are you an npc

>519102997
Not even taking the bait.

>>519102777 (OP)
A car so expensive the bank owns it the whole time and you can't afford the maintenance so you get rid of it and take out a loan on a new one.

>>519102905
I said a real man can maintain his vehicle, a poor man has a 72 month loan on a shitty car that breaks down every 10k miles, like an Audi. Enjoy your Audi lmao

>>519102905
I love how needy losers like you still fall for simple traps. All the more wealth for me.

>>519102997
The only reason carfags behave aggressively on the road is because they are needy. You are like these little yapping dogs.

>>519102777 (OP)
Nobody gives a fuck about badges. They're all slopped together in the same jeet factory with PAYG heated seats.

>>519102846
>A real man drives a 30 year old Toyota that is impeccably maintained.
It's 25 years old but I appreciate the sentiment mate

>>519103292
I drive a 1998 with 200k on the odo, and it's worth more than what I paid for it. Audis lose 60% of their value the minute you drive them off the lot.

I just rent a car whenever I need one, I've saved so much money and everyone thinks I'm rich because I'm always driving a brand new car.

>>519103368
An 80 series or those rebadged Lexus' that are just facelifted 100 series? Either way with 200k you're still set for another couple of decades.

>>519102777 (OP)
Once you step out of that car everyone seeing you will be disappointed that you're still just the same old Weener

>>519102777 (OP)
>>519102905
Frankly i cannot countenance paternalistic, state mandated safety faggotry. Not only is it philosophically repugnant to be patronized by your own property, it's unbearably annoying and insulting to boot. Every time i'm beeped at, buzzed at or the car does something i didn't make the corresponding input for, i feel the humid dick breath of some bedwetting bureaucrat or perpetually terrified middle age Karen in my neck. It makes me understand what women mean when they talk about "the ick". ABS i disdained, ESC and TC made me queasy but the shit they mandated shortly before covid makes me absolutely sick. I just can't. Screw the opinion of foids and brainlets who see the newness of a car as a status marker, for me your man card is revoked if you tolerate this. Just 30 years ago the very idea of such things resulted in howling laughter at the movie theater. Now it's real and everyone acts as if that is normal. The new normal i guess. Fuck that. It's Niggertech for small souled eunuchs that kills off everything the futurists once admired about automobiles. I'll keep my freedommobile from a better time and you enjoy your roasties and dystopian mammon worshipping fagmobility.

>>519102777 (OP)
my toyota looks cooler and its not some faggot yuro pee on car

>>519102777 (OP)
Audi's just an unreliable, expensive Volkswagen.

>>519102777 (OP)
I always laugh when a lambo pulls up and a fat cunt gets out.

>>519102777 (OP)
>>519102892
Imagine the gay tapered skinny pants the fags who own these wear. They show a little ankle for their fag buddies. They look like aliens trying to blend in with the humans. With their low cut socks and pressed shirts and pointed loafers. That's an outfit that will do you no favors in terms of ground traction or flexibility when you're getting your ass kicked. It's completely untactical. They have enough room in their pockets for a big ass Pro iPhone but not a pocket knife. School taught them you can't carry knives and definitely not guns, that's only for the cops. And what, with all the air travel and stadium visits, it's completely unfeasible to carry.

>>519102777 (OP)
Lol. Lmao even. German cars have been trash for 20 years. Call me when they innovate their all wheel drive system from 2008

>>519104198
My Toyota is better, and you can’t buy it in America lol. Gazoo racing is the best in rally sports and it shows in the 300hp 900kilo rocket I bought 5 years ago.

>>519102777 (OP)
Funny, I thought having a hot chick bounce on your dick was the ultimate status symbol for a man. Anyway, cars are stupid and men that think cars give them status have no game and probably suck in bed. Being handsome and charming and tall is the only thing that matters. It gets you jobs, women, and strangers who want to be nice and help you because you're good looking. I drive a 2010 Honda Civic with 170k on it and still get chicks constantly. The fuck do they care what car I drive when all they want is my thick cock dicking them down for hours in bed?

>>519102777 (OP)
Audi is unreliable without Russian gas in Germany.

I used to drive a '96 Commodore with 500k on its odo until it died. Saved so much money driving that shit.

>>519102777 (OP)
Broke neet here. I need a trad stacy in my life not a car.

>>519102777 (OP)
I fucked more girls on my panda than anyone with a shitty Audi

>>519102777 (OP)
nobody expected Audi salesmen to invade /pol/. we barely got rid of wristwatch salesmen. be gone.

>>519103425
It only works if you leave in metro area. Good luck renting a car when you live on a farm. Based otherwise.

Germans build awesome cars but after 20,000 miles they start leaking. You'll have 2 perfectly machines parts sealed with pine tar and cork. It has to be the lack of availability of something there.

>>519105302
I bet that thing goes VROOM.

>>519102777 (OP)
i dont own a car because i dont go anywhere and just owning car would financially ruin me paying for all the fees car owners must pay every year

>>519102777 (OP)
If youre gonna drive a white nigger car atleast buy a mercedes or a BMW

>>519102777 (OP)
Go CONSOOM some more and then die, you stupid niggercattle.