Thread 519104702

New Euphemism just dropped

>>519104702 (OP)
This could be the best one yet, good job.

>>519104702 (OP)
Ah, are his ears falling off?

>>519104702 (OP)
Will it even fit on the list?

>>519104702 (OP)
>The pipe-wielding screwball who allegedly whacked two women and a teenage girl during a five-hour rampage in the Bronx was ordered held on bail Thursday by the same judge he faced last week who was forced to cut him loose on supervised release.
>Jeremiah White was hit with a top charge of attempted murder for allegedly sucker-punching a nurse on her way to work – and moments later taking a metal pipe to her head early Wednesday morning, according to the Bronx District Attorney’s Office.
>He later allegedly hit a 15-year-old girl so hard she bled “profusely” from her head and clocked another woman in the face before he was captured by authorities the same day.
>The 23-year-old maniac was roaming the streets thanks to New York state’s lax bail laws after he was charged last week in similar random assaults on female strangers.

But is he a lunchtime rowdy?

>>519104702 (OP)
>screwball
Looks more like a rascal to me

>>519104917
>He was arrested on Oct. 7 and charged with slugging a woman the same day, and also in connection to a Sept. 12 assault on a teen straphanger riding the 2 subway line near the 74th Street Station. But Bronx Judge Deidra Moore released him during his arraignment on Oct. 8 because his misdemeanor assault charges are non-bail eligible. She granted the prosecutors’ request for supervised release. Moore set bail at $200,000 cash at White’s Thursday arraignment on charges of attempted murder rap, first-degree assault, second-degree assault and criminal possession of a weapon. White’s Wednesday’s mayhem began around 5:20 a.m. when he targeted Virginia Alvarez, knocking the nurse down to the ground in one punch at West 175th Street and University Avenue, said Bronx Assistant District Attorney Vadeanand Nowrang. As the 46-year-old struggled in the middle of the street, White repeatedly pummeled her in the face and then, after briefly walking away, launched at her again with a metal pipe, Nowrang alleged.

>He allegedly swung at her head as she put her hands up to fend off the attack, blocking eight or nine blows before he connected with her head and sent her back onto the concrete. Alvarez suffered multiple fractures to her hands and face, and needed staples across the back of head.

>>519104702 (OP)
"Pipe-hitting niggaz" is a more than 30-year old euphemism, thanks to Pulp Fiction.

>>519105010
>About two hours later White was “swinging around a metal object” as he approached a 15-year-old girl on her way to school and told her to “be careful,” in Crotona Park East, said Nowrang. He then smashed the victim’s skull with the pipe and strolled off, leaving the teen bleeding from her head “profusely,” said the prosecutor. The teen suffered a concussion and needed several stitches. Finally, White is accused of walking up to a 54-year-old woman and punching her “square in the face” outside a Claremont apartment complex around 10 a.m. Shortly after, he was arrested. Nowrang argued the earlier attacks followed “a common scheme” that involves “finding female strangers, who he then assaults with an object on a public street, causing the environment of fear for women in Bronx County.” His next court date is pegged for Oct. 20 at 10 a.m.

>>519104864
They're just screwy

Those fucking Soros judges needed a bullet in the fucking head.

>>519104702 (OP)
>>519104917
>jeremiah white
>WHITE

>WHY ARE YPEEPOO LIKE DIS

>>519104702 (OP)
>Screwball
Not words you'd use to describe slmebody if they caved your skull in with a pipe. Maybe to describe a mischevious prank, but not an assault.

>>519105025
In this case pipe is a cold weapon, not a meth pipe.

>>519104702 (OP)
I'm gonna say it anyway
It's not a euphemism. It's literally the name of a porn company.

>>519105232
Hope he gets a job at Blacked after another (((judge))) releases him.

God bless Libtards and their soft on criminal approach

>>519104702 (OP)
*AHEM*
Spring break youngsters
Pairs
Park goers
Lunchtime rowdies
Youths
Strangers
Joggers
Teens
Minors
Gentle giant
Hide and seekers
Cyclists
Fiery but mostly peaceful protesters
Troublemakers
Kids
Partygoers
Teenagers
Nighttime partiers
Hostile people
Juveniles
Urban demographics
Security risks
At-risk vulnerable communities
Under-served communities
Diversity
Disadvantaged populations
People of color
Red SUV
Difficult conditions
Beloved homeless man
Masked assailants
Person of interest
Convicted felon
Scholar
Musical genius
Gifted athlete
People of the global majority
College professors
Aspiring rappers
Church goers
Social and economic factors
Hooligans
Pranksters
Mayors
Parolees
Hoodlums
Protesters
Youngsters
Desperate residents
Brutes
Joyriders
Suspect
Smoke detector chirp
Looters
Sliders
Ex-Con
AI
Hysteria
Rowdy wolfpack
Juggers
Tearful teen
Heartless mugger
Diverse side of town
Nightlife scene
Older kids
Freak accident
This generation
Bullies
Machete bandits

>>519104702 (OP)
Budget cuts
Depraved motorists
Youths and adults of highest promise
Savages
Intruder
Cultural enricher
Students
Machete-wielding madmen
Straphanger
Gifted and talented students
Pint-sized career burglar
Ruffians
Unknown vehicle
Few bad actors
Community activists
Street performers
Birdwatchers
Bus passengers
Unhappy customers
Scholarship recipients
Troubled young man
Former NFL player
Dog owners
Parade shooting suspects
Unwilling jurors
Adults
Teen activist
Rampant shoplifting
Man on parole
Missouri mom
Suspected driver
Squatters
Caregivers
Wheel bandits
Group
Wigs and weaves
Crime surge
Gang violence
SUV driver
Partiers
Unruly fan
Agitators
Little rascals
Apple accountant
Young people
Warmer temperatures
Thug
Inner City
Law and Order
Welfare queen
You people
Personal responsibility
Handouts
Socialism
Marxist
Affirmative Action
Chicago
Urban
Critical race theory
Woke
Diversity, Equity and Inclusion
Critical Race Theory
Victim
Victim mentality

>>519104702 (OP)
Per Capita
Race baiter
Quota
Entitlements
Un-American
Democratic Plantation
Fatherless
Detroit
Low IQ
Should've complied
Misogynistic men
Not yet identified suspects
Random NYC attacks
Genius student
Criminal families
Georgia man
Street takeover
Large teen gatherings
Mother's boyfriend
Fiend
Atlantic City Democrat Mayor
School Superintendent
Violence-plagued communities
Priority neighborhoods
Elementary school teacher
Adult customer
Church helper
Massive goon
Registered sex offender
Crew
McDonald's Whacko
Teen squatters
Brick throwing vandal
Homeless man
Misogynistic maniac
Male who was carrying two bags
Embark passenger
Ticking time bomb teen
Deceased shooting suspect
Carnival chaos
Unruly crowds
Unconscious man
Former Ohio State defensive back
Usual suspect
Classroom sucker puncher
On our radar
Earth castles
Bronx man
Artist
Chicago teachers union
Preferential treatment
Street takeover
Trans-identified male
Female students
Furious family members
Maniac
Burglar
Eighteen year old
Self-confessed woke judge
Warlord
Knife wielding sicko

>>519104702 (OP)
Anti-Israel agitator
Savage monster
Thirteen year old girl
Amazon worker
American national
Callous trio
High school janitor
Tiktoker
Home intruder with a long rap sheet
Justice-impacted individuals
Cannabis smoking teenager
Creep with long rap sheet
Winery employee
DEI Deans
White Supremacy
Invisible
Studies professor
Deranged nut
Armed robber
Chicago man
Unruly teens
Hordes
Carjacking horror
Las Vegas driver
Birthday block party
Uptown man
Scooter riding suspects
Random act of violence
Young couple
Career criminal
Self confessed 'career criminal'
Wendy's employee
Crippling crime wave
3rd world levels
Doordash driver
Gunman
Killer
Pure evil
Felons
McDonald's employee
Madman
Juneteenth celebration
Political violence
Revelers
Thieving protege
Election worker
Individuals who appear to be teenagers
Strip of despair
Reparations
Crime-ridden ward
Juneteenth shooters
Illegal alien
Circuit court judge
Drunk girls from Tampa
Mass brawl
Block parties
Gun violence
Little Caesar's pizza shop customer
Uber passenger
Daycare worker
Texas teen
Ex-boyfriend
Troubled childhood
Ex-cons
Illegal immigrant
Men of African appearance
Overachieving pervert
Quiet choirboy
Pint-sized muggers
Vile couple

>>519104702 (OP)
12 year-old
College wrestling star
Cop car jumping
Haitian migrant
Washington Post journalist
Incompetent
Gangbangers
CRT
Haitians
Respect the flag
Democrat-run
Accused killer
Roving bandits
Perpetrator
Heartless thief
Irate seatmate
Vicious passerby
Feces attack suspect
Local teens
Mom and daughter
Unlicensed driver
1st grader
Lawless zone
Teen gunman
Assailant
Knock-out game
Shouting man
Unprovoked attack
Gangland horror
Group of youths
River tuber
Philly teenagers
Penge rapper
Waffle House
Crime
Parolee with long criminal history
Religious leaders
Spring break mayhem
Criminal justice activist
Thugs
Degenerates
African nationals
Violent mob
Ringleader
Road rage
Boys
Random ambush
Mississippi teenager
Florida teenager
Two groups of people
Jugging robbery
Random criminal
Bike-peddling gunman
Vandals
Airline worker
Florida woman
Unhinged NYC college professor
Teens getting rowdy
Teenagers causing chaos
Georgia woman
School shooter
Mass shooter
Alleged gunman

>>519104702 (OP)
Men seen in video vowing to kill White people
Bronx teen
NYC muggers
Food deserts
BLM rioter
School board member
Man in public street
Drunk driver
Graffiti vandal
Liberal professor of women's and gender studies
Brazen sex offender
Detroit women
Anger management
Catcallers
Random attack
Baltimore residents
Nursing home worker
Man with aggressive dog
Rioters
Serial bank robber
Miami UPS worker
Healthcare worker
Popeye's stabbing suspect
Watermelon thief
Group of people with guns
Ice cream licker
Church member
Arson suspect
Well-mannered boyfriend
Pedophile
Strippers
Cop killer
Racial motivated kidnappers
Babysitter
Granny
Walmart employee
Briton
Safety concerns
Subway dancer
Random subway shover
Chilean crime syndicate
Drug taking student
Certain customers
Road rage ruffians
Mother
Entitled carwash patron
Southport killer
Man accused of hacking someone to death with an axe and eating part of the victim's brain and an eyeball
Culprits
Huge brawl
Missouri firefighter
DEI activist
Virginia highschool runner
19 year old high school freshmen
18 wheeler driver
Good kid
Cold hearted teens
Patient
Good boy
Contract driver
Rochester men
Asylum seeker
Hotheaded youngsters

>>519105347
It works as intended, look up "Anarcho-Tyranny". The idea is to keep the poor white Timmies in constant fear of feral beasts roaming the streets, so they have no time or energy left to contemplate what is really going on, why his pitiful salary won't ever buy him a place to live, why a dozen of families owns the whole NYC, etc

>>519104702 (OP)
Mercedes suspect
Shameless politician
Baseball usher
BLM influencer
Cannibal
Flower selling teen
Playmate
Lost DoorDash driver
Random bullet
Wanted suspect
Negro exhaustion
BMW driver
Tension outside of the courthouse
Florida man
Neighbor
Jackson Mississippi water director
Food Network show winner
Delaware teen
Rowdy crowd of fairgoers
Dallas sniper
Deranged stranger
Perp
Serial killer
Wisconsin man
Liberian man
Louisiana teen
Brutal carjacking
Alleged prison escapees
Man having bowel emergency
Demons
3 suspects
Ranting man
Long Island railroad passenger
State Fair mob
Miami riot
Man making anti-White remark
Jackson, Mississippi water crisis
Principal
Pennsylvania man
French rapper
Deputy
Knife wielding brute
Greatest strength
13 year old kid selling flowers
Brawling horde of highschoolers
Gang database
Fried chicken
Rap music
Elvis Presley
Samurais
Pyramids
Lightbulbs
Oklahoma man
Corruption
Tube passenger

>>519104702 (OP)
Carnival Cruise passenger
Youths from a deprived suburb
Mental incompetency
Unsupervised kids
Suspect armed with two knives
Skit performers
Black Fatigue
Robbers
Man in custody
Houston woman
Group of 3 little kids
Local thugs
Violent crime
Watermelon challenge
The young suspects
Attackers
The gang
Group of teenagers
Masked stranger
Surgical mask-wearing mugger
Youth crime
Consummate millers
Carjacker
Overcoming the challenges of a new culture
Suspected shooter
Serial butt sniffer
Blue Springs man
Thuggery
Crowd of teens
Rampant crime and theft
London Underground passenger
Community leaders
Lifelong DC residents
People who oppose Trump
Staff member
Egregious criminal aliens
Old Orchard Beach Police officer
Astronauts
Troops
14 year old wanted for murder
Door kick challenge
Original Japanese
Illegal bike-riding mobs
Minnesotan mayoral candidate
Chicken spot bandits
Habitual criminal
Homeless career criminal
Cannabis addicted boyfriend
Heartless stranger
TikTok pranking teens
Portland man dart attack
Mississippi suspect
Man who charged with knives
Completely unprovoked attack
You know what
Capital Hill intern murder suspects
Ghoulish bystanders

>>519105430
Weak and messy list.
>Duo
>Men
>Kids
>Bully
>Pupil
>Teens
>Thugs
>Brutes
>Carers
>Sliders
>Youths
>Victims
>Mayors
>Joggers
>Knocker
>Rowdies
>Maniacs
>Kia Boys
>Brawlers
>Scholars
>Parolees
>Vile thug
>Intruders
>Juveniles
>Motorists
>Strangers
>Babysitter
>Hooligans
>Neighbors
>Hoodlums
>Protesters
>Teenagers
>Pranksters
>British Man
>Brazen duo
>Youngsters
>Ex-convicts
>Party goers
>Young boys
>College kids
>Delinquents
>Lego Heads
>Dog owners
>SUV Drivers
>Crazed Man
>Straphanger
>Young father
>Scooter rider
>Gentle giants
>Fleeing teens
>Lurking brute
>Birdwatchers
>Porch pirates
>Church goers
>Little Rascals
>Rowdy guests
>Church helper
>Total Stranger
>Rude students
>Massive Goon
>Naked women
>Jobless losers
>Family Friends
>Gifted athletes
>Enraged Driver
>Raging woman
>Adult Customer
>Teen Squatters
>Gang members

>>519104702 (OP)
Ex-con on probation
Disgusting behavior
Singer
Migrant
Sicko
Random sex attack
Alleged perpetrator
Law enforcement leaders
Suspect in 'knockout game' attack
23 year old trans woman
Man drawing swastika
Four mugging teens
Man with HIV and his brother
Tranny school bus driver
Ringleader
Two Memphis men
Two children
Screwball

>>519105560

>Trouble makers
>Spring breakers
>Bus passengers
>Aspiring rappers
>Hide and seeker
>Subway dancers
>Street performer
>House inspector
>280lb Assailant
>California Father
>Shadowy figures
>Irate Moviegoers
>Juvenile suspect
>Eight-time felon
>Lost door dasher
>Would-be thieves
>Repeat offenders
>Heartless thieves
>Lifelong criminals
>Funeral mourners
>Unhinged patients
>Restaurant patron
>Larger aggressors
>Unhinged stranger
>Gifted school boys
>Shirtless attackers
>Drug-taking student
>Shirtless strangers
>Masked assailants
>Would-be muggers
>Lunchtime rowdies
>Cold-hearted teens
>Entitled passenger
>Persons of interest
>Classroom rowdies
>Baby-faced suspects
>Squatting Suspects
>Wendy’s customers
>Belligerent stranger
>Former NFL players
>Large Texas man
>McDonalds Whacko
>Black Friday crowds
>High school student
>Troubled young men
>Community activists
>Urban demographics
>Spring break partiers
>Scholarship recipient
>Neighborhood bullies
>Misogynistic maniacs
>Knife wielding sicko
>Balaclava Clad Creeps
>The bane of the block
>Florida School Employee
>Fringe Political Candidate
>Boy holding gardening tool
>Purple Shoe Wearing Bandit
>Pipe-wielding NYC screwball !!!NEW ENTRY!!!
>Gifted and Talented Students
>Youths from deprived suburbs
>Knife-Wielding Arson Suspect
>Band of foul-mouthed, toy gun-waving, pot-puffing high school hooligans

>>519105560
>>519105585
HOLY BASED

>>519105692
You're welcome.

I fucking hate screwballs

is this now officially a meme among journalists?

>>519105731
Damn, that's a long list. When do you think they'll exhaust the whole english vocabulary before making new words to avoid nigger?

>>519105731
AYYLMAO
Beat me to it.

>>519105430
There it is

>>519105932
>When do you think they'll exhaust the whole english vocabulary before making new words to avoid nigger?
Never.
We should try doing the same with french journalists jumping through hoops to avoid calling out shitskins.

>>519104702 (OP)
>New Euphemism just dropped
Did they make this one over the top silly, on purpose?
NY Post is right-wing-ish

charlie kirk thought he could talk to these people, it wasn't jk rowling who killed him, it was you and me

>>519105085
>he approached a 15-year-old girl on her way to school and told her to “be careful,” in Crotona Park East, said Nowrang. He then smashed the victim’s skull with the pipe and strolled off
lmfao

>>519104702 (OP)
Those fucking screwballs

>>519105560
>>519105585
Impressive. Very nice.

around screwballs tight your jaws

we’ve come a long way since “joggers” and “bird-watchers”.

>>519104702 (OP)
>pipe-wielding screwball
>23-year-old maniac
The list grows

>screwball
it's getting a bit too pejorative

>>519105585
>>519105560
Lunchtime rowdies will never be topped

>>519104702 (OP)
>pipe welding
Is this the early 80s or something? He got a baseball bat as well?

>>519105430
Based Keeper of The List
I don’t see Kia Boys on there but it looks pretty solid none the less

>>519104702 (OP)
SCREWBALLS COULD BE HERE

>>519104942
How do you tell the difference between a screwball and a rascal? They all look to the same to me.

I’M GOING TO SAY IT

>>519104702 (OP)
They must be aware of the list. This is getting ridiculous.

>>519104702 (OP)
>>519104917
>>519105010
>>519105085
And remember goyim, this is your equal.

>>519104864
Mild case of leprosy, maybe too much meth in his diet

>>519104702 (OP)
Is this the hard pipe hittin' nigger marcellus wallace was talking about?

>Pipe-wielding screwball
lmao. Is there a GitHub repo for the list?

>>519105010
If any white devils lay a finger on this precious future astronaut there WILL be investigations and reparations!!!!

>>519112821
Apparently there isn't

>>519105560
Thank you, I was very disappointed by the uneven list posted above.

>>519104771
They are getting more creative.

Joggers
Kia boys
Parolees
Swervers
Loiterers
Hoodlums
Juveniles
Hooligans
Gardeners
Teenagers
Flash mobs
Non-skiers
Pranksters
Youngsters
SUV drivers
Protesters
Party goers
Ex-convicts
Delinquents
Capitalisms
Straphangers
Church goers
Cruel carers
Pool enjoyers
Tearful teens
Young fathers
Honda drivers
Gentle giants
Porch pirates
Cat Shelterers
Jobless losers
Gifted athletes
Trouble makers
Gang members
Bus passengers
Subway dancers
Uninvited guests
Aspiring rappers
Repeat offenders
Seasoning police
Orderly gatherers
Lifelong criminals

Pint sized perps
Unarmed Thieves
Certain customers
Masked assailants
Persons of interest
Lunchtime rowdies
Restaurant patrons
Peaceful protesters
Fellow Companions
Substitute Teachers
Unhinged strangers
Unhappy customers
Former NFL players
Unhinged Strangers
Unruly young adults
Community activists
Black Friday crowds
Former NFL players
Unhappy customers
Troubled young men
Dinnertime Burglars
Airline Door Openers
Neighborhood bullies
High school students
Troubled young men
Attempted rescuers
Urban demographics
Spring break partiers
Hotheaded youngsters
Unsupervised juveniles
Scholarship recipients
Cannabis-Smoking Teens
Purse-snatching bullies
Vending machine vandals
Youths and adults of highest promise
Motorbike-riding gunman
A notorious butt sniffing freak
Uninvited guests
Pipe-wielding NYC screwball

>>519104702 (OP)
>Pipe-wielding NYC screwball
I'm starting to think they do it on purpose

>>519105875
This, the New York Post probably is the keeper of the list.

the list keeps growing

>>519104702 (OP)
Total screwball death

>>519104702 (OP)
screwball is a derogatory term for a person suffering from mental wellness issues. terrible to use screwball in 2025, literally outrageous.

>>519114646
what do you propose? black?

>>519105585
>Eight-time felon
Rookie numbers, I think the list can expand with a few higher numbers easily

Fake news. Cops and fags are retarded, it’s more dangerous for someone to tackle you or knock you down than to hit you over the head even with a sword.

Sorry Lankies

>>519104913
We'll need to add another volume

>>519105585
>>Balaclava Clad Creeps
kek i remember that one

>>519104702 (OP)
Is there a reason they keep cooking up stupid names instead of saying "yeah this black guy with a prior criminal history committed yet another crime"?

>>519116321
in the mid 90s we decided that saying the person's race on the news was discriminatory. They stopped showing the picture if they were black too. It's not about non-whites either, or "coloreds" as democrats like to say. Just the blacks need protected.

>>519116321
I mean how likely do you think you will be attacked by a "Scholarship recipient" versus a "black man", it's to make the normies feel at ease the unique crazy person is now caught and all is good