Thread 519118120

>>519118120 (OP)
There needs to be a blacked edit with him sat on the sofa surrounded by niggers

>>519118120 (OP)
Your god is a 33-year-old virgin. He's more likely to be homosexual than any other man in the Bible.
He promoted celibacy unlike every other prophet.
>For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake.
He was fucking Mark.
>A young man, wearing nothing but a linen garment, was following Jesus. When they [the Temple guards] seized him, he fled naked, leaving his garment behind.
John was sucking him off, which translators try to hide.
>Now there was leaning on Jesus’ bosom one of His disciples, whom Jesus loved.
>κόλπος is the genital area between the legs as in the vaginal area in women. In the LXX, it can be used for a position of sex intercourse as with Abraham and Hagar.
Even his disciples were fucking each other.
>7 Then the disciple whom Jesus loved said to Peter, “It is the Lord!” As soon as Simon Peter heard him say, “It is the Lord,” he wrapped his outer garment around him (for he had taken it off) and jumped into the water.
Frederick the Great thought he was homosexual.
>This good Jesus, how do you think He got John to sleep in his bed? Can't you see he was his Ganymede?
So did Jeremy Bentham and Denis Diderot.
So does modern scholarship.
>The interaction between Jesus and John "is a pederastic relationship between an older man and a younger man.
The Last Supper was a gay orgy.
>When you have entered the city, a man will meet you carrying a pitcher of water; follow him into the house that he enters.
>In first century Palestine, only women carried water from a well (Genesis 24:11; John 4:7) and any man doing a woman’s job would be consider effeminate. The fact that Luke adds "to the master of the house" tells the reader that this house is occupied by two gay lovers.
He's also oddly silent on homosexuality.
Why is Biblical Jesus such a flaming homosexual?

>>519118772
>getting gang raped in the bum by niggers is preferable to being a virgin

>>519119123
Except he got fucked in the ass by Jews of all people. He never had sex with women. He had plenty of sex with men and boys. Biblical Jesus was a massive homofaggot.

>>519118120 (OP)
>mfw poos on the sharty spark a nuclear exchange between India and Pakistan

The Zuttening is here

>>519118120 (OP)
>>519118134
>>519118168
I cannot imagine the sandnigger who wrote this thinking this made their prophet incredibly based somehow.
It takes an awesome level of mental retardation and/or faggotry. Many other texts from the same material are quoted daily by Islamic academics and the average believers, but now that this caught the eyes of the mainstream they are pretending this isn't canon.

>>519119904
lost

>>519120013
Taqiyya my friend, look it up.

It's strongly permitted and encouraged in Islam to lie and skew beliefs in order to confuse nonbelievers and help Islam. They all do it.

It's the same as the Muslims who say "THAT ISNT REAL ISLAM" after every terrorist attack, knowing damn well those are the true Muslims.

>>519119904
Lmao

>>519118772
Kek

how will muslims ever recover from this century
jews genocide them
internet laughs at them

How did they leave this in here
Surely they must've thought it wasn't a good idea

>>519118120 (OP)
>>519119904
Epic

>>519118772
>virginity bad
>no other prophet said to remain celebrate outside marriage
>these (((people))) said he was gay
How's the weather in tel aviv?

>>519118120 (OP)
Does anyone have one that explains why muslims hate dogs?

>>519118772
>they're all gay!!!!
kys kike

>>519118772
This guy is a jew or a jeet trying to start shit between Christianity and Islam by the way (not that shit needs their help to start, but still). Muslims, for all their failings, still see Jesus as a prophet, and while he's not on the same level as Muhammad, it's unlikely a Muslim would go off on Jesus this way.

Jews on the other hand hate Jesus so much that in the Talmud he is boiling in excrement in hell, and jeets are jeets.

>>519122928
> in the Talmud he is boiling in excrement in hell
the toledoth yeshu is not in the talmud.

>>519118120 (OP)
>The Image That Buckbroke Muslims
no, it buck-broke muhammad only.

It's not just Muslims that practice Taqiyya. It's Muslims and Jews and Zoro-astrians and Bahai and Druze and every other cult in that part of the world because they were all so savagely violent and fearful of other groups but especially Muslims. Only Christians would openly speak about their beliefs and willingly become martyrs. They must have seemed liked total nut cases for doing so.