Thread 519118510

What was your first "indian experience"?
Mine was visiting Melbourne. There was a smell that really hurt my nostrils, the kind of smell you would call the police for because it was really bad. When I complained about it, the local people were offended. It was coming from the indian spice store a block away. One day I got very drunk and I went into the store to accost the owner and find out why he is hiding dead bodies under his gas leak. I was made aware of a substance called "asafetida", which translates into English as FETID ASS. Many countries around the world translate it as DEVIL'S DUNG. Of course, I asked why the fuck anyone would keep this product in a human city. They told me it was garlic for vampires, so that vampires can have the experience of garlic without the danger. If I cooked the FETID ASS, or so they told me, it would magically transform into allergen-free garlic substitute. So out of sick curiosity I bought this bitches magic beans or whatever the fuck asafetida was supposed to be. It stank like metaphysical evil through three fucking layers of laminated plastic. If somebody threw that shit into my carpet I would burn my own house down. So anyway I cooked the asafetida for my cousin who is allergic to garlic. She vomited before she got inside the front door of the house. I didn't understand the concept of ringing ears until she screamed at me that day.

>>519118900
pradesh is poop colored, not white

>>519118900
lol, lmao even. the only jeets I see here wear blue turbans. does blue outrank yellow or the other way around?

>>519118900
HahahHahhaha

>>519118953
>he doesn't know
With skin bleach, you can go anywhere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QDB7mqCjRI

>>519118510 (OP)
that's BS but i believe you

>>519119304
can't blame all those shitskins for wanting to be fair and handsome

>>519119426
The German name is Teufelsdreck

>>519119557
>Teufelsdreck
>also called "Stinkasant" (stench-asant)
>und Indien als Gewürz benutzt, vor allem aber in der indischen Küche
>*used as spice in indian cuisine
holy fucking shit you were not kidding
and i thought CODEX II taught me the worst of india, but jeets manage to top their greatest hits

>>519119550
did you notice that more people searched for skin darkening ?

>>519119933
lmao every indian poop video it looks like curry colored baby shit, LMAO

>>519119933
The smell is very unfashionable. I would fire somebody who smelt like that and I would accept up to 3 years of prison for doing so.

>>519118900
Kek, this.

>>519120022
checked and true
>>519120001
doesn't change the fact that shitskins desperately want to be white and buying whitening creams, one of the most profitable sections in the cosmetic industry, while whites get a bit darker for free via the sun (nature)
>>519120287
good way to bring down the house prices in an area

>>519120505
>good way to bring down the house prices in an area

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE SMART

THANKYOU

>>519118510 (OP)
to me it just smells like rotten garlic. which I kinda like and if I stick my nose in the container and huff the smell I can feel the smell receptors in my nose get overloaded and then it changes to smelling like pineapple candy/soda
other people react extremely negatively to the smell, I couldn't get anyone else to smell it until it changed to pineapple

>>519120716
>if I stick my nose in the container and huff the smell I can feel the smell receptors in my nose get overloaded


You are killing the cells inside your smellerator

>>519120585
https://youtu.be/IfeqSxDJpZw?t=83

>>519120716
>other people react extremely negatively to the smell

I would probably stab you with a kitchen knife if you walked into my house smelling like that pretending to be my friend.

>>519120795
he just is preparing to purge the pungiest smelling dens of jeetery
a heroic sacrifice

>>519120823
Take a cursory glance at Australian home prices, like go to an Australian real estate website and search for a nice comfy house, HARDMODE: below half a million dollars.

>>519120505
This is like a zoo video
Do you have more like this?

>>519120940
>i have never used soap in my entire life
>if you are a soap user like and subscribe
Jesus Henri Christ

>>519121128
Fun fact: even aborigines used soap. They borrowed a word for the factory-manufactured kind because their own soap was a two step process.

Step one: you need to shit. so grease up your ass with the rancid animal fat that no longer has use
Step two: you need to wipe. so go to the campfire and rub some ash on it.

The fat prevents the poo to stick, the ash prevents the smell. Simple, efficient, "soap". I bet militaries around the world tell this shit like it's classified information.

>>519120940
>Bathing using soap is an alien concept for the pajeet
You just know he never used soap before because the eyes irritation
My god
Even iron age European were more hygienic than the pajeets

>>519121017
i heard that your housing is fucked
either young people go into debt right out of school, to pay for a house you'll own in forty years, or you just accept that you rent slave for eternity
both sound like shit
but why is it that way? all want to live in three cities, are the building materials so costly, is the red tape so dense or all of the above?
i mean australia has lots of space, is an export nation of raw materials and in lots of places, its quite warm, reducing the raffinesse needed to craft a stout home
>>519121128
here you go memeflaggot

>>519121387
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Censorship is such a nightmare Indian migration wouldn’t exist if every normie was shown these videos on social media and in real life
I use to show /pol/ tier videos and memes to my class on a video projector back in high school

>>519121333
checked
yeah, using ash is the go primitive cleaning method
the ash actually also has harsh anti-microbic effects
packing foodstuffs in ash is an old method of preserving said food
but i get your point
abbos are outdone by invasive bull frogs in terms of intelligents, and even abbos are above the common jeet
they truly are a parody of humankind
>>519121368
i like how he just called it a shower, while he just washed his head and let all the grime just settle in his clothing
give it an hour or two, and he will smell worse than a sick and wet dog

>>519118953
Based

>>519121999
checked ranjeet

>>519121387
>i heard that your housing is fucked

That's a severe understatement. My neighbour lived alone and killed himself, now his old house is an uber hub, I think 3 families live there. If you go to a suburb that is famous for drugs and murder, there will still be 50+ foreigners at the same housing inspection. Our government laughs about it, claiming that 2/3 of Australians own their own home, so line go up.

Anyone born after 1980 has been priced out of the housing market for life.

>>519118510 (OP)
Their healthcare can be a contribution.

>>519119304
This map is beyond bullshit
Nobody here search for sun tanning some women like 10% do try to look whiter.

>>519119933
>neon liquid pre-order skin unlocked
Jeets are living on a different world

>>519121898
>abbos are outdone by invasive bull frogs in terms of intelligents
you mean intelligence (sorry for our french spelling influence)

HA! I've heard witnesses (including a coroner) claim that abbos lick cane toads to get high from the venom. But when I asked google for help she called me a bigot.

>>519122132
is there a camper outback community/movement?
i could imagine guys saying "fuck it" and buy a camper, a robust tent and some other stuff and go into the wild
>I think 3 families live there
you don't understand saar. that way jeets can boast having the highest house income
>>519122238
also their driving skills
recently jeet riggers have killed three haitianians(?) and four aussie coppers
a better world in my book

>>519122238
uh, should they send another ambulance? or would that just make things even worse?

>>519120438
>your fate

>>519122446
>is there a camper outback community/movement?

I wish I had taken a photo of the letter. They want to charge me 30 dollars a week to own a caravan! after a 155 dollar approval fee, which might not be approved. and this has to be approved by every family member or friend I park my caravan near! So they spend 155 bucks to maybe see if I can park at theirs and then the council says fuck off so they are at a loss.

It's so evil. Of course, the grey nomads don't care. They have infinity bloat retirement money from re-mortgaging their homes in retirement. Good luck kids!

>>519118900
Curse Vishnu and denounce the Talmud
May you rot in hell disgusting fecaloid

>>519122401
>you mean intelligence
yeah, sorry about that, i'm drunk
>HA! I've heard witnesses (including a coroner) claim that abbos lick cane toads to get high from the venom
>>"hi social worker bruce, what's coming in here?"
>removes the shroud
>>"nevermind, toaded abbo, am i right?"
>"you know it"
>>519122663
that is pretty grim man. can't wait till the west is taking this problem seriously

>>519122784
Fun fact: The British nuked the Aborigines of South Australia. South Australia is full of underground cities and mole people, it's also a state that didn't take convicts, all settlers of their own free will. The others states can tell them a mile away because they speak like they just arrived here from England. Here's a lovely documentary about a German and an Austrian meeting up in the poisoned Australian outback. And also one about the nukes, lol.

http://youtu.be/qsa5fnFwAVo - Austrian vs German in an Australian ghost town. The German is wearing a gimp suit and the Austrian is wearing shorts and sandals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erQRAHmTL9k - The British cleansing of South Australia

>>519119239
That’s cool, we laugh at your GDP Grecuck

>>519122238
New Delhi Drift

>>519118510 (OP)
I have been jonesing for a pajeet WEBM thread and this will do for it. Unfortunatley, I still don't have enough jeet WEBMs that I named properly to even find them now. I have more pajeet images than webms and I need more..
Gib me more jeet webms

>>519122521
Did that monkey die afterward?

>>519118510 (OP)
How are none of them doing the same motions? They're all just doing whatever they want.

>>519118900
>”What?”

>>519124286
Underrated

>>519121898
When I was little I was very poor. We couldn't afford most basic needs. Thankfully we had food and water, just enough to boil it and dump it in a bucket, some homemade soap and that was our daily baths.
Now as a grown ass adult I can't even comprehend people not cleaning themselves at 1 time a day, in hot summers 2 times a day. Am looking at you shitalians and french niggers, nasty fuckers (still humans unlike the pajeets)

>>519118510 (OP)
Kek 10/10 quality aussie shitpost

>>519122478
Kek i imagine how a pile of burning ambulances lies there at the end

>>519118900
This little jeet has been every spamming this at every Anti-Jeet public service announcement

>>519120438
>the anglo fears the sikh

>>519124923
>We couldn't afford most basic needs.

hahahah! Nigger I have been to Argentina and I assure you it's basically just Tasmania but with literacy and modern medicine

>>519125919
Well we got better now
Am now an architect, own a car and a big house, It just cost my My youth and happiness ... How did I get here ?

>>519119933
i feel so bad for those little kids that had to fucking be shit on, why didnt he just go in the corner and squat? Why he have to move into a crowd of kids and shit on them

>>519122592
Really Timmy?

>>519118510 (OP)
we should treat them like saudis treat them

let's see which white pedo will post anti indian bs

>>519126335
>Am now an architect
Okay if you visit Australia tell people you are a builder, you build beautiful homes. Don't tell them you build them on a computer or else they will become like a champanzee. God bless you. Do not change for anyone. I regret not defecting to Argentina when I had the chance.

>>519118900

Can you show me a picture of an Indian who looks like the meme in the real world?

All I see is pathetic ugly unathletic midgets who get treated like punching bags by every race who decidea to fight Indians.

>>519118510 (OP)
My first indian experience of the day was the /pol/ catalog. Jeets are flooding the board with their raw sewage.

>>519126860
>Using paper again instead of autocad
REEEEEEEEEEEE

karma for teaching teaching them english

>>519126994
If only you knew how bad things really are

>>519126910
beware of iron balls saar

>>519127205
When you've got testicles the size of raisins, you can just hide them inside your abdomen. Jeets are also the weakest race of humans on the planet, and their hands are like stinky pillows.

>>519127138
That reminds of this gem:

youtube.com/watch?v=-CnIqtnmVPs

>>519127549
how very dare you saar?

>>519118510 (OP)
if this sounds new to you then you still don't know nothing about jeets

https://voca.ro/14zzDQk0Rksp

>>519118900
Not happening, Stinkpreet.

>>519124056
It died of the best orgasm of its life. Rip.

>>519119933
>CODE BROWN
>SAAR I REPEAT CODE BROWN
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL

It's very easy to understand why my ancestors looked down on these subhumans.

>>519118900
LMAO 8.5/10
Canda is a faggot country.

>>519134018
>Canada
Yes, yes... one job etc. etc.

>>519118900
You're all malnourished and weak of body and mind.

>>519118510 (OP)
Shut the fuck up you oceanic incel faggot. you live in a weak irrelevant country and are too weak to do anything. sit and keep complaining like the faggot you are. Ignoring your reply because it is trash,

>>519118510 (OP)
Official indians or unofficial ones? AKA Gyppos? Cause I've been dealing with gyppos for a while. Especially when I was in law enforcement I used to beat the shit out of them daily. No exaggeration.
But it wasn't until I went in the private sector that I met an actual jeet. It was a business jeet that came to our company and asked us to train a force for him.
This jeet was the type you see at the top. Wearing a suit, pretending to be white, but still a midgety jeet.
He sent a delegation to form a contract. This delegation was made out of 3 jeets that looked the same. Brown like shit, about 1.65m (the hight of a woman) and bald with the shitty jeet mustache. From the moment we brought them over from the airport to the hotel they started talking about women. Our company president who is a guy that never takes any shit, explained to them that we aren't pimps and their only role here is to talk business. Then the jeeting started. They didn't have the balls to speak up against what the President decreed but they started pretending to be upset and sad like my eldest kid would when he does not get what he wants, you know, not crying but instead pretending to be really sad. It's amusing for a kid. Pathetic for a grown jeet.
We brought them over to our company HQ, to give them a detailed presentation of our services. They didn't give a shit. They were looking at the walls, checking the time and sigh-ing loudly. One of them left in the middle of the presentation pretending he was speaking with someone on the phone. After I noticed he didn't come back for 10 minutes I went looking for him. I found him at the entrance trying to flirt with the receptionist, a 19 year old girl, the daughter of one of our trainers. I asked him to come back and he kept laughing and speaking in his jeet language. And I kind of lost it and kicked him in the ass pretty fucking hard. He cooperated like a puppy after that. Not that it mattered cause the President ended the whole thing.

>>519134700
what does "official" even mean anymore when you're dealing with pajeets? they have entirely different ideas about responsibility and honor and identity, similar to jews but more primitive. we know what happens when this type is empowered with any "official" capacity