Thread 519120772

I don't know if the rapture is happening anytime soon but in case if it does, we should stock up on alcohol for seven years of the tribulation till His official second return.

>>519120772 (OP)
"The Rapture" isn't Biblical canon. It's nowhere mentioned in the Book of Revelation.

The whole second coming thing is a cope for Jewish not fulfilling bunch of prophecies, it's like how muslims say bible is corrupted when Muhhamad told that that it is consistent with the Quran and that didn't turn out to be true.

>>519120772 (OP)
Jesus never existed

the rapture is fake and gay just like the rest of the protestant "christian" canon

imagine removing books from the bible then going around chest thumping about muh sola scriptura

>>519120772 (OP)
The Rapture already happened. We were left behind.

>>519121014
This

>>519120772 (OP)
Meds

Forgot I made this thread, haha.

Animu music is God's gift to the patricians of the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAXTn0E-Zgo

what if it already happened

I have been experiencing contradicting reality, cognitive dissonance, confusion, and so on. Not that I think I've been a mistaken retard or perceive anybody as above me.
Just being me, same as it ever was, fucked.

>>519120941
Muhammad wasn't a replacement Messiah(the prophecized Messiah is of David's house,), he was sent to the children of Ismael as part of the covenant with Abraham, Jesus will complete the final prophecy in his second coming and lead the final kingdom before the last day. There is no rapture in islam, all will be resurrected for judgement both the pious and sinner

>>519120772 (OP)
Pic related is literally me at the moment btw.
Indulge in my narcissmm for a moment will ya?
Curiosity kills the cat and all.
Not that I know what that's supposed to mean by me saying it at the moment.

>>519120772 (OP)
learn to brew (and distill) your own silly frog
then you can just skip through the woods collecting berries and stealing your neighbours vegetables to turn into rotgut piss

>>519121050
2012 my friend.

Is suspicion faith, bros?
I'm having a sort of crisis of faith here.
I don't think it' threatening but I've never gone through something like this.

Have you watched Your Name anon?
You SHOULD, as a being.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pHfPJGatgE

>>519124036
It's completely normal to have doubts, unless you're a pathetic blind faith alcohol chugging pork loving Christian. There is no hope for you. You will either consider roping, or find god and learn the faith in earnest

>>519125197
It's called the 'flood of Noah' and it was a global flood. No way that's happening again

>>519125427
That's considerate and inconsiderate at the same time.
Yeah been considering opting out, of all responsibilites.

>>519120863
something like it is mentioned elsewhere.

>>519120772 (OP)
I don't drink alcohol, also I'm not going.

>>519122265
It did. Jesus returned in the first century. The geneva bible says that satan was imprisoned around 70AD and released 1000 years later, after the millenial rule of Jesus on Earth.
>The thousand year falleth precisely upon the times of that wicked hildebrand, who was called Gregorie the seventh a most damnable necromancer and sourcer, whom Satan led as an instrument when he was loosed out of bonds, thenceforth to annoy the saints of God with the most cruel persecutions, and the whole world with dissentions', and most bloody wars.
>>519121050
We were not left behind. We are distant children of those born in the millenial kingdom. Some believe that because a season is 1/4 of a year, the Little Season is 1/4 of a thousand years. If that is true, we will see amazing and terrifying things over the next year.
Pic rel is 1915 San Francisco. One of many remenants of the 1000 years that were destroyed.

>>519125427
see >>519125888
one can say that there is a type of rapture in hadeeth. here though it concerns muslims/true believers/good people rather than christians per se

>>519125995
Am I mistaking the rapture for the Christian apocalypse? Was under the impression the rapture pretty much skips lets Christian skip Judgement day go straight to heaven while everyone else stand trial