Thread 519135537

Here's your country living, bros.

Say thank you.

>>519135537 (OP)
No farm and in a fucking desert

>>519135537 (OP)
city retards just think that country living means no niggers around.

Live in an expensive suburb but instead of having to drive 30 minutes to a hospital or any other basic necessity you have to drive two hours!

>>519135537 (OP)
Lol. That'll be hell when people bring their dogs and the whole place becomes a cacophony of barks

>>519135537 (OP)
Satire account, pretty funny

>>519135537 (OP)
How the fuck is that country living?

>commute 2.5 hours each way
do americans really

>>519135537 (OP)
>For only $950k
>be surrounded by people
>in a fucking desert
For $950k I could buy 20 acres and build a goddamn house in my state.
And I would have enough to build some other structures.
What a fucking faggot

>>519135537 (OP)
>we want to be far away from everyone else
>okay, we will make a bunch of them share the same size acreage you asked for

>>519135537 (OP)
>For only $950k!
No one can afford that straw house slop.

>>519135934
It's a very obvious scam that they are running to pretend the straw houses are worth more than they actually are. Boomers will buy it.

>>519135537 (OP)
This is just suburban slop. Look at this piece of shit land, you're proabably not even allowed to farm in your backyard.

>>519135680
>cuty retards just think that country living means no niggers around.
that's a big part of it though. I live closer to the city than I'd like, but I also own a dozen acres surrounded on 3 sides by state forest that I spend a lot of time at. It's not a farm, it's woods and a cabin. I have septic and well service, but no Internet or electric. I'm happier out there reading books and fishing with my boys while the wife cooks and all that happy shit than I ever am at my main residence.
I keep putting off more solar panels because I think that having electricity would change the dynamic of the place too much. I have a couple that run the well pump so I'm not shitting in an outhouse or bathing in a freezing river every day, but still

>>519136160
Yeah but you have the luxury of having a "main residence"

And then americans call commie blocks "soulless"

>950k
>ranch
>country
>2.5 hours
>few dozen niggers
>Mason

All the holes who buy these hovels care about is that the kitchen ceiling is high enough for them to get a good angle while they're recording their retarded tiktok dances in it

>>519135537 (OP)
>americans see nothing wrong with this

>>519135537 (OP)
How salty do you need to be to post like that? FFS... tell us a hick stole your gurl, without telling us.

>>519135537 (OP)
>for only $950K
>moomers & zoomers couldn't afford $95K

>some rancher sold us his land so we built a bunch of cheap townhouses next to each other
Do these Blackrock niggers know how to build ANYTHING ELSE? I would rather live in a trailer in the middle of the woods.

>>519136222
True. My family was never rich but unlike most boomers my forebears left generational wealth to us in the form of a house and insurance money. It's not a lot by any means, but it was enough to start a family so that I can pass this house, and now my country cabin; down to my children. My family built this house themselves back in 1922, and we've lived in it ever since. My brother is a piece of shit so my dad left it to me. The insurance money that I got paid for the jew inheritance taxes (a complete fucking scam) and paid off my used car.

>>519135537 (OP)
>$950k for a quarter acre shit box

>>519136233
Imagine how often spics would block your driveway.

I see house south of me with a stunning home on ten acres for 650. What you can get for 950 is insane.
>country home
Anyone who buys one of those is insane.NE Kansas. Lots of jobs, college girls and low cost of living.

>>519136233
Both of those can be
>>519136315
Actually we do.
t. I actually live in the country, picrel

THIS POST AND THE ACCOUNT ARE AI. DON'T FALL FOR THE BAIT

>>519135537 (OP)
>for ONLY 950k
>2x4 matchstick house
>sardine packed with all over retards into 0.27 acre ranch
>in middle of nowhere aka 2.5 hour probably on plane from downtown of nearest city

Knowing mutts, this is already sold out

>>519135537 (OP)
ROFL

>>519135537 (OP)
Why are these shit boxes so expensive? They literally fall apart when it rains. Why can't we have homes everyone can afford?

>>519136687
Because unlike your MAGA shit hole where the only job is wiping your boomer neighbor ass for a minimum wage that place is near a city with real jobs.

>>519136456
Well, sorry if I sound jealous, but I wish you and your family the best of luck.

>>519139369
Location anon, also boomers need to be able to afford healthcare!

>>519135537 (OP)
I remember visiting my relatives 20 years ago in the US had to drive a hour or more from NY but then were in the middle of nowhere with a small housing area no pedestrian roads like 1 house every 20m rest all woods with random deers walking around and huge yards. I visited again last year now its all apartment blocks shits fucked.

>>519140123
my dad used to hunt boar with his cousins in an area thats now a big medical center and a mall

>>519135932
Globally, the USA has one of the lowest commute times.

Why are anons here commenting on a satire post as though it's real?

>>519140727
They're retarded and brown

>>519138032
Each plot of land is 0.27 acres you retard. That's 11,761 sqft. You live in a damp 300 sqft shitbox.

>>519135537 (OP)
its a satire account, stinky retards

>>519140903
mortgage nigger my outdoor shithouse has more land around it than any of those backyards
>t. houseowner

>>519135537 (OP)
So millennials want to ruin that next too, eh? I think I hate gen locust the most for this kind of shit.

>>519141208
>didn't deny his home being a damp 300 sqft shitbox
lol
Also,
>doesn't have indoor plumbing and has to shit in an outhouse
LOL

>>519135801
This. I've followed him for a while.

>>519140727
Because it's very believeable in this dogshit housing market

>>519135537 (OP)
I doubt those are 950k.

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>>519136473
See below

>>519140727
Because they are stupid

>>519136233
Those are low income housing probably filled with n words.

>>519141572
Anon, I would believe it unless you told me it was satire ahead of time, thats how cynical I am of this damn housing market

>>519135537 (OP)
>ranch
>0.27 acre
>in the middle of what looks like to be a fucking desert
>for 950k dollarydoos
For 950k I could buy several hundred fucking acres, dude.

>>519135537 (OP)
>I'm in a dream to escape
>But same is the dream again, again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuO6KXGQp6c

>>519141376
cityboy i dont know cattle measures,
metric or stay mut
also cityboy and now more likely jeet, when you are making a house, first thing you make is underground tank for shit when you are not near cityboy sewer system and outhouse on top of it .
And since our outhouses are build sturdier than mutt homes, we just leave them be even when house is finished.

>>519135537 (OP)
>1 million for 0.25 acres
>In the fuckin desert
>3 hours away from the next city
Lmao

>>519141946
Americans haven't had outhouses for 90 years lmfaoooo

>>519135763
It's not mexico city dude

>>519135537 (OP)
>country
>neighbors
>0.25 acres


Everything is fake and gay now

>>519140707
LMAO

>>519143329
>Americans haven’t had outhouses for 90 years

Correct, and now we can’t even afford houses at all. The anon you’re responding to was clearly referring to a septic tank, which is the wastewater solution nearly everyone who isn’t on municipal sewer in the U.S. uses. He wasn’t talking about some 1880’s outhouse, you fucking retard tranny

>>519143688
> It's not mexico city dude

Texas is more Mexican at this point than Mexico City is. Mexico City is a global city.

>>519137333
checked

>>519141686
In the U.S. that will only buy you a cardboard box that will last 50 years at most. You’ll also get to have endless niggers, spics and pajeets for neighbors. It’s a pretty solid deal actually, I can’t believe more aren’t lining up.

>>519144350
Honestly, given the sheer fucking exchgange rate, I really do understand why they want to immigrate there. I'm pretty sure a literal mcdonald wage job, with 15/hour, would make me upper class if it was translated directly into monkey bucks.

>>519135537 (OP)
my brother bought a foreclosed house in the middle of a cornfield for dirt cheap in 2000. there were only 11 neighboring homes and the nearest anything was 8 miles. he did it because he just had a kid and needed to get away from our home town, which had become a sprawling 3rd world shithole. fast forward to today and the 12 houses has grown to ~150 and barely any of his neighbors even speak english. the third world followed him right out as well, filling apartments as fast as they could be built. the cornfields are completely gone. used to be the poster city of all-american towns, now it's completely trashed. he's thinking about moving to the middle of nowhere montana.

>>519135537 (OP)
>.27 acre "ranch"
>not even a ranch style house
Doesn't even have the hat, let alone cattle.

>>519144164
i'm not the guy you're talking to. he's not even american. he's a british guy. he's also a teenager.

you're a real adult. you're talking to an american. you're a real adult.

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>>519135932
https://www.thaiembassy.com/thailand/thailand-transportation#

>>519145347
Thank God I work from home.

>>519145347
>ai

>>519146007
>Genetic fallacy

>>519135934
> I could buy 20 acres and build a goddamn house in my state.

yes you can, because your land is worthless. simple supply and demand

Urban sprawl is why cities in the US need to build commieblocks.

>>519146153
Boomers often point to the $1 houses in Detroit or an $80,000 house in the middle of nowhere (land unsuitable for a well). They can't comprehend that maybe a home in East Palestine, Ohio isnt worth it.

Build up.

>>519135537 (OP)
That looks like worst of both wirls scenario

>>519146308
>>519146408
Only ze BIPOCs of colour zhall leave ze pod, for ze purposes of ze cultural activities zuch as ze stealing of ze 'ub caps and ze carburetors.

Are they really this retarded?

>>519146648
*catalytic converters
my bad, not an expert

>>519135537 (OP)
I'm going to have a fucking anyeuresm. Who the fuck are these psychopathic faggots a) creating this shit and b) buying this shit? Everyone has to have a label. We truly live in a world of faggots.

>>519135537 (OP)
just buy all of it and only live in the middle. use magic central bank bonds money for that. just like your government did for the last 100 years. simple as, retards.

>slaves without shackles.

>>519146797
>Who the fuck are these psychopathic faggots
US-citizens.. also called (emotionally) AMERICANS!

>>519146919
Don't understand the reference but I completed the assignment.

>>519135537 (OP)
>homes with 1/4 acre
>plant lots of trees
>zone and plan towns in 5000 blocks
>for each block + school, cop shop, small hospital
>connected by backbone infra
>for each 10x5000 block add major hosital, etc
Distributed hamlet town urban planning is the only good solution for western countries.
The current model of gravity urban planning where cities get denser and desner and everything has to hang off of it ends in everything getting worse.

>>519145347
>>519145544
Wow it's almost like cars get you to where you're going faster and we're too important to waste our time on the bus, even before considering the nigger problem.

>>519146153
>because your land is worthless
another brain lost to capitalism and markt-economy. good luck feeding yourself and your family while living on "worthy" land.. like in a highrise in manhatten.. kek. feed them with cash when the time comes.. kek.

>>519135537 (OP)
>true country living
>0.27 acres
>$1 million

>>519147341
Look like somewhere Brrylin Hollyhand would live.

>>519147492
the dude is trolling, those houses are 250k but still not really worth it when you can go 5 miles over and get 10 acres and a much bigger house for that much.

>>519135537 (OP)
What's the appeal in living 2 and a half hours away from basic amenities?

>>519140727
most of this site is comprised of zoomers and turd worlders

>>519147684
build it and they will come

>>519136315
The issue is the builders literally won't build anything other than this feminized version of what actual rural life is.
Give in a year. You'll have every road be one way from everyone parking their fucking extra 5 cars on the street.

>>519135537 (OP)
>2.5 hours from nearest city
>can see a city in the distance
People really need to start being lined up and shot

>>519135537 (OP)
KEK

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>>519148337
wrong pic

>>519135686
it's exactly like this. been home shopping for years and the country is now filled with suburbs made up of huge houses build atop of old farm/grazing land. the price we pay because people won't stop fucking. reproductive rights were a mistake.

>>519146053
yes faggot, "AI" because AI isn't a fucking trustworthy source, you retarded phone posting zoomoid.

>>519148570
Then tell me what the actual numbers are. You have all the time in the world since the AI put you furry porn artists out of business lmao

>>519135680
jokes on them
they keep spreading
my town was 2% black 20 years ago, now it's 20% and rising

>>519148581
Not the people I'm talking about.

>>519135537 (OP)
This is $300k max.

>>519148690
funny that's around the time Obama became President.

>>519135932
I live in the country, very rurally with none of this subdivision shit. Yes, we actually do. A 2.5 hour drive is nothing to bink at.

>>519135537 (OP)
My country living is nothing like that, it's way more Bo Duke style jumping creek beds in muh Charger.

>>519135537 (OP)
>le epic satire reddit-tier ironic memester X account with included AI generated profile picture
can't wait til the internet gets nuked

>>519135537 (OP)
>that for 950k
they building houses on the moon now?

>>519140727
Because America is such a heartless, hopeless shit hole that something like this is 100% believable.

>>519149113
It's a lie. It's new development like 1/4 mile from the city. It looks that way because it's still under development.

>>519144543
Karmelo is INNOCENT
Thank GOD it will be decided in his trial in June 2026 where until then he gets to walk freely

>>519150439
>Walk freely
He doesn't need to walk. His family bought a new Escalade with the donations.

>>519135663
>as expected of country grown vegetables!