Thread 519139223

GET BACK IN MY ASSHOLE EDITION

What's a humor thread without a Ron Posting?

>>519139266
The adult drew that, not the child.

I sthis the answer to all India's problems?

>>519139416
Indeed anon, make Ron posting great again

>>519139516
Tea Cup Sally was based AF

>>519139516
>license only good for 3 months
I hate the government.

>>519140882
Perlmanposting always gives a chuckle

What does this say?

>>519141126
wow

>>519140882
>>519141078
Lmao great humor for sure

>>519141247
Niggers can't read this

>>519141247
What the fuck does this shit say

>>519141126
>giant national geographic areolas
I shiggy diggy

>>519141247
Hiyyw
Cwvf
Piiil
+hiv

Halloween edition

>>519141688
LOL

>>519140882
This is may favorite Ron posting.

>>519141418
Don’t know. Can’t read it.

>>519142534
As time goes on, I increasingly realise that he was totally justified in his reaction. They really are that fucking disruptive during live performances.

>>519140800
I have this saved

>>519143110
No lie man, last time I was in Seattle I saw a nigger on the bus who had stolen one of the huge rolls of toilet paper from a public restroom, it was a large as a manhole cover.

>>519139223 (OP)
>papercraft and origami
Does /po/ even have humour threads? What would a fun /po/ related joke/meme even look like?

>The Will Stancil Show! [FULL EPISODE]

>Episode Two: "A Grokwork Orange"
>After a long day battling Nazis online, fascist-fighter Will Stancil embarks on a wild nighttime escapade in the streets of Minneapolis.
>Starring @whstancil

>By Emily Youcis 2025

https://x.com/AlfredAlfer77/status/1979225363239653399

>>519143300
This makes me happy.

>>519139280
Topkek

>>519139516
pissed at urinal at prescott az that had this up

>>519143496
> This makes me happy.
Because you're white and have empathy.
Have a good boi meme.

>>519141126
that is one hot milf.
so would.

>>519141247
Paracetamol right real bitches.
.

>>519143627
Elephants are the best

>>519141216
Oldfag detected

>>519142838
Should be a White guy tho if it’s Netflix

>>519141126
Yeah that's a pair of preschool age toys alright.

>>519141126
Emma knew exactly what she was doing

>>519143390
Woop woop!

>>519144343
>no nails
But thanks, I guess that answers my question.

>>519144514
idk, just the funniest I saw on a quick 'origami fails' image search

>>519144769
Thanks! One more and we could start a /po/ humor thread over there to see what they think is funny.

>>519145098
They're not easy to find in images, but lots of YT vids

>>519145338
Kek, this made me laugh more than a thousand /pol/ humour threads. Thanks, anon.

>>519143135
literally met a girl online like this
Black chick
Louisiana
Said her parents were oil money
her and everyone drove to school in golf carts
Definitely a type of neighborhood
she didn't seem niggerish
said she had a spreadsheet of all the men she is talking to
income, height, the whole 9
girl was mid twenties.
but every girl has their black book
I'm apparently a 3/5 from what I saw in one

Pools closed
Due to aids

>>519143135
>>519145693
Does anyone have that autist that opened his spreadsheet on a school presentation by mistake?

>>519139715
the handwriting and the straight lines are a dead giveaway

>>519145514
Yw, have a great weekend, palhaço

>>519146084
Kek, best humor thread ever. Thank you, fren. Great weekend to you too.

>>519145837
no, but now I want to see it too

>>519141247
Americans don't write like this anymore?

>>519146738
Can you read what it says?
Tell us :)

>>519146738
They took cursive writing out of the curriculum

>>519142838
>>519146685
kek

>>519139340
Funny how this is literally every neckbeard athiest retard’s take on religion.

>>519145708
Desu!

>>519139715

Yeah definitely an adult

>>519139277

Grim

>>519139223 (OP)
You leave little monster of this you sick sodomite son of a bitch

>>519143135
>18) Taller than me
>19) Isn't shallow
lmao this has to be some high class satire

>>519146953
>Niggers can't read this

But how do you write by hand when you need to do it fast? For example in school?

>>519141216
I don't get it

>>519148434
is this real

>>519143135
How many points for big cock

>>519143378
Last time I was there I legit found origami instructions for a paper Hitler. Wish I still had it saved

>>519142751
Jokes on them, I'm a Brahmist

>>519143280
>I'm on your side!

>>519150956
Too soon

>>519141216
I can’t triforce, and for that I am ashamed.

>>519150956
This is a corpse!

>>519140179
Have never seen this one. Good to see there are still some gems out there.

>>519139371
I love a good old fashioned man made horror I’m unable to comprehend.

>>519139223 (OP)
My nurse friend used to be pro LGBTQRSTUVBBQ+, until she had to help a doctor remove a dead mouse from a faggots asshole. Now she's very anti gay.

>>519139860
No, since jeets do literally everything else with poo besides putting it into the loo.

>>519139340
cringe christcuck

>>519143596
Iol I was there too last year. the saloon place with batwing doors? their fries were good.

>>519139793
slop

>>519140932
>borrow $800
>it only costs $4,474.80
Not even mad. That retard deserves it

>>519151829
Congratulations! You called an AI picture ‘slop’. Again. Like a robot. How accomplished you must feel.

>>519151911
I agree he's retarded, but guess what, retards don't deserve to get tricked.

>>519142318
>gigabits
a tech illiterate retard made this

>>519152305
>doesn't know what a gigabit is
>calls others tech illiterate retards

>>519139693
Humans drive bone mobiles every day

>>519151935
fag

>>519152490
gigaBYTE
retard

>>519143184
Why would you ever change that? It's even futureproofed for demographic changes

>>519139407
I feel like I need a PhD to understand this scizho meme

>>519152819
>gigabit
>/gĭg′ə-bĭt″, jĭg′-/
>noun
>One billion bits.
>1,073,741,824 (230) bits.

>>519153064
we dont measure storage in bits you fucking nigger
bits refer to transfer speeds

>>519152490
To be fair, in regards to jargon bytes are usually used for storage and bits for transfer speed.

>>519153382
Doesn't really matter in this case, both are valid measurements.

>"This is 12 inches long"
>LOLOLOLOL YOU DONT KNOW WHAT A FOOT IS WOW WHAT A RETARD

Same thing.

>>519152823
>rape and honey
> It's even futureproofed for demographic changes
It brings all the jeets to the county.

>>519153545
> Doesn't really matter in this case, both are valid measurements.
Correct. BitNazis are out of control here.

>>519151295
Ya man lol

>>519140781
>favorite time period was the industrial revolution

What the fuck?

>>519152823
Must have given him a pretty nasty rash, even if he washed it off right away at home thoroughly, which I doubt.

>>519153924
>>519152305
now what?

>>519143819
>oldfag

>>519154272
Wow is that an original AY-O 1st gen? You should get it appraised.

>>519154249
>1110111001101011001010000000000 bits
That's a lot of bits

>>519141146
lmao

>>519154568
> Wow is that an original AY-O 1st gen? You should get it appraised.
I think it’s a prototype. My grandfather had it in an old box in his attic.

>>519145098
Unironically we are full of pol fags over there. One guy arrived, dropped off half a dozen pirated books hr thought were being asked for, said fuck the jews and left. You can probably still find the post. Also don't talk to me or my son ever again.

>>519139371
Fucking hell. I remember when shit like this was plastered all over /pol/ every single day.

>>519142751
Discrimination.
Ha Ha Ha
>>519141465
Natures got dibs on the discrimination already...
Regionally retarded.

>>519154186
Conversation between shitlibs. "Favorite period" means favorite era of White history to bitch about to look virtuous.

>>519155023
Ron got so pissed about these.
Good times!

>>519151857
>Mexican
Probably tried to rape the horse.

>>519153160
>we dont measure storage in bits you fucking nigger
yes we do, dumbass. 8 bits = 1 byte.
>bits refer to transfer speeds
Not always. You can measure transfer speed in bytes per second as well.

>>519155901
Bragging on Twitter that he pissed on his own hands and shook hands with Harvey Weinstein was a horrible decision. I am happy Trump won again because I know Ron is miserable and will suffer from TDS for another 4 years.

>>519139277
>>519139266
>>519139223 (OP)

>>519156728
You know this is not a Terror thread?

>>519156465
You got to romance a lady if that caliber.

>>519156728
Wipeepow don't season they planes.

>>519155374
Wow they used real ermine fur in the prototypes.

nothing is funny anymore

>>519151857
wow..
i knew horses bite, but i didn t knew the maul, lol

>>519156858
Based horse chads

>>519144548
basado y rojadopildorado.

>>519156930
Lmao, so that's what got the long angry

>>519157313
Got the king angry* oops

>>519140882
the OG ron posting

Can someone please post the greentext from the lighthouse about trannies I can't find it

>>519157640
nah, that's a pretty good line.

i've seen it in use in a few places.

it's basically the same as saying get the fuck back in my ass but with more comedy and less vulgarity.

it's a pretty good line.

>>519139223 (OP)
Should have changed the author to Richard Gere.

>>519156833
EVERY THREAD IS A TERROR THREAD!!!

>>519143300
I bet if we really took man's dominion over this world seriously we could balance the world's ecosystem so that more elephants had time to toot at sea lions

>>519143480
>cult

>>519151322
>F
>to a child's drawing
Teachers are niggers, fucking niggers. "Here bro, I showed your kid how to do additions, that will be a gazillion dollars every month"

>>519139266
gb2 boomerbook

>>519158116
"Ok kids today we are going to talk about butt sex, and that it's ok if you want to chop up your genitals. We can help you do it and your parents don't need to know"

Mrs Goldberg this is algebra

That will be a gazillion dollars

>>519157165
Now this is the cute humor we need.

>>519156728
>the vandalism
>the terrible parenting
>the vanity in taking a selfie
>the entitlement in being able to get away with it

>>519144343
>>519144769
>>519145338
I tried to get into Oragami, but it just wasn't for me.

Too much paperwork

>>519155389
It's Weimar-level normal now.

>>519158794
Nice

>>519151857
>file name
i didnt get it till the horse came into view and started chomping on the guy

good one

>>519156721
its pretty funny, the self own

>>519139516
Oi yank, you got your prozzin loicence...

>>519147218
>>519139340
nontheist chads living rent free in the crossnigger's empty head

>>519159726
YO LIL DONNIE SCUMPY DUMP. I HEARD YOUR DUMB ASS TALKING ABOUT HOW TYLENOL MIGHT NOT BE GOOD. WELL GUESS WHAT HOSS I TOOK A WHOLE BOTTLE AND WASHED IT DOWN WITH A WHOLE BOTTLE OF VODKA. HAHAHA GUESS WHAT I RUINED MY LIVER AND IN THE HOSPITAL NOW!! IM SHITTING BLOOD DONNIE! WHO'S THE IDIOT NOW??

>>519143093
Someone explain this please?

>>519143496
>No cuddles for mommyphant.
Why??

>>519139516
imagine the fucking smell back then

>>519141247
lmao neither can gen a, z, and lots of millennials. useless fucking retards.

>>519154003
I want to see left getting dicked down by right.

>>519160232
you never dig around in the fucking dirt with the muzzle of your gun. It gets it dirty and might obstruct the barrel if enough shit gets stuck in it.

>>519162096
Hasnt been that way for years. 4chan is twitter and reddit posts

>>519143480

>Genius level marketing.

>>519141310
No one has a choice in the matter, buckle up because the future is brown and violent.

>>519161887
Thank you.

>>519151857
God damn. That horse was pissed!

>>519139223 (OP)
>GET BACK IN MY ASSHOLE EDITION
Dedicated to Lena Dunham's sister.

>>519139516
Lets be real, Teacup Sallie probably vaporized her head with an old timey barrel of TNT/plunger.

>>519161853
>I want to see left getting dicked down by right.
kek

>>519141688
CHECKED
TOPKEK

>>519162432
>twitter and reddit posts
>posts that use 5 y/o 4chin vernacular
In relation to the picture, those threads are like turning around to see how the rest of the centipede is doing. They(You) hate us because they ain't us you silly rape monkey

>>519160365
Elephants aren't too cuddly when they get older.

>>519163290
You're delusional, nobody gives a shit about 4chan ever since Twitter under Elon Goymusk became "based" and "redpilled". Twitter screencap mic of 2021 was the last chance to reverse this trend and it failed

>>519141146
>everything is passive aggressive HR lingo
I miss the days when people could just directly communicate.

>>519155376
Dude, the paper frog was one of the 1st ones I ever learned and the only one I remember. Occasionally fold receipts into it. Kind of spooky foreshadowing with pepe/apu etc..

>>519141216
kek

>>519150956
way too soon. Not funny

>>519142838
I'd watch that for a dollar

>>519162771
Sister fisters!

>>519163324
Seeing as how the trunk was still reaching for the phone, I'm inclined to think the elephant was either a nigger mid robbery, or was planning on holding it for food ransom.

>>519152194
that bodybuilder dumb cunt callum had his dog die eating chips like this

>>519164518
He was definitely trying to get the phone. He lined them all up and saw her as the easiest victim.

>>519164652
lmao

this is just commie talk advocating violence

Abby

>>519141146
lmao

>>519166120
GET THOSE DEMON MILKERS OUT OF HERE!

wouldn't expect anything less on glowchan

>>519156721
Remember when he said he was going to kill Nazis? lol.
What fucking faggotry! lol

>>519158740
That's because monkey coons are guilty of being humans.

>>519151390
Foe starters you'd have to be jewish.

>>519167255
*aren't*

>>519160365
Because Mommyphant will fuck you up if she gets agitated.

>>519156721
>>519155023
my lord, i forgot just how bad lil donnie broke him lmao!!

>>519166521
Finally a captcha I think 4chan actually needs to implement.

>>519158116
You should read all of them, the windmill is on page 37
http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com/

>>519167200
>>519167748
Lol

>>519163587
The thought of being tortured to death while being mega dosed with LSD, is honestly bone chilling

>>519150026
Classic! Thanks.

>>519168593
imagine tripping balls on morning glory while the aztec priests lead you up the the altar and cut your heart out