Thread 519149029

4chan lawyer BTFOs UK government in one statement.

https://prestonbyrne.com/2025/10/16/the-ofcom-files/

Kek

>>519149029 (OP)
based

>>519149029 (OP)
Based

>>519149029 (OP)
>saars
not lookin good bros

>>519149029 (OP)
>SAARS

>>519149029 (OP)
NO YOU ARE THE BLOODY

GOOD MORNING SIRS!

Fuck ofcom

>>519149453
>>519149445
>>519149436
jeets didn't invent the word sir, fucking low IQ retards

>>519149029 (OP)
not long now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OACDsfVrMlU

>>519149531
>ID: Fack
saar

>>519149607
FACK YOU BLOODY YOU ARE THE FACKING!

>>519149531
Saar no white man would acknowledge a group of men with “sirs”

>>519149029 (OP)
What the fuck is 4chan playing at? They need to respect the authority of her majesties supreme government.

>>519149376
>that pic
Reminded me of this faggot who once kicked me from a server because my bio said "CEO Of Racism Inc". Literally never even said anything le waycist on the server, but he was triggered by it anyway. Worst part is this cunt literally waited until being promoted to mod as well, and then kicked me for it. How pathetic can you get? (And they do it for free).

Anyway, fuck OFCOM, bunch of useless cunts. There's so many actual issues they could be trying to fix but they waste time on shit like this instead.

>>519149029 (OP)
Not bad. Not bad.

Should be a sticky.

>>519149029 (OP)

You should see the full details of what is going on, it's insane what Ofcom thinks they have the power to do.

They've been sending increasingly long threats to 4chans lawyers, I think the last one was like 40 pages long.
Ofcom is also claiming sovereign immunity while also claiming they are independent from the government (you literally cannot be both things).
Ofcom also claims the US constitution does not apply to them and they can legally punish anyone including American citizens in America.

There is a whole list of other stuff Ofcom claims. but the gist of it is, America is still a British colony and Britain still rules America and you will bend the knee.

Sounds like somebody needs another beating.

>>519149029 (OP)
>>519149531
Go fuck yourself you brown piece of shit

>>519149837
It's all just an excuse to block 4chan in the UK. See ya later bongs.

King Charles the Nigger tongues my anus

This should be the next response.

But those mudslime loving limey fags would probably ask for more.

>>519149029 (OP)
BASÉ

>>519149029 (OP)
The UK is a meme

>>519149695
>preston byrne
>jeet
We could honestly gas you and some other posters in this thread and the average IQ of /pol/ would increase significantly
>>519149898
You need to kill yourself NOW. You are too fucking dumb to be allowed live.

based

>>519149714
>not sending the mod team hundreds of videos of dead niggers after getting kicked
ngl deserved
first thing i would've done in your place was open my ISIS folder and dm'd some kino

>>519149921
Based. England is such a fake nation anyway
>raped by Romans
>raped by Danes
>raped by Frenchies
Did anyone not get a turn? No wonder bongs loved princess Diana so much, she was a whore just like england.

>>519149837
Well thats dumb and a good way to shot. Do they want to die?

>>519149854
They would just love it, like the cucks that they are.

>>519149029 (OP)
Should have included the ever beloved:
>BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

>>519149837
They're under no illusions that 4chan will comply. However, they still need to perform this mechanical dance before they can get around to blocking 4chan

Would be a great banner for a law board, or maybe /bant/

>>519150015
This is what you look like

>>519149029 (OP)
>I represent 4chan, pro bono
based jew

>>519150279
this

>>519149029 (OP)
When did Bongs become so impotent?

>>519149029 (OP)
how does being snarky help him win his case?

I just had to renew my driving license and the gov faggots won’t let me until I make a digital id

I hate these turbo commie fabians like you wouldn’t believe

>>519150316
This is what you look like

>>519150398
come to america

>>519150279
/law/ sounds like a horrible idea. I like it. Someone get ahold of Hiroshima Nagasaki and let him know

>>519150398
>and the gov faggots won’t let me until I make a digital id
Not bad, it'll get a few (You)s for sure.

Fucking top kek

relevant

Zutted.

We're going to find out soon who in the Trump administration secretly posts here.

It's been fucking horrendous serving with you all. Farewell, gentlemen.

This is 4chan's lawyer btw. Youre in good hands bongs.

>>519149706
The oldest American tradition, mocking the bongs until they take their hot tea and go home

fuck the brits, they are the worst scum

>>519149029 (OP)
I want to see the hamster.

>>519149706
>her
Huh, I missed that development.

>>519150681
we should never have tried to save you from the nazis all you did was bitch about it and make everyone give you gibs

>>519150526
Bro I’m being serious

He would be the one printing it's out...

>>519149029 (OP)
>I represent 4chan, pro bono
Really? Why?

>>519150387
UK law does not have jurisdiction here, since 1776 nigger.

>>519150650
one of them anyway, it's not the guy who sent the email tho

>>519150636
You aren't going anywhere Nigel. I'll see to it personally.

>>519149029 (OP)
He had me at "Saars".

>>519150387
>>519150387
What case, dipshit?

>>519149029 (OP)
Starmer SEETHING

>>519150747
You can't do it in person?

>>519149376
take that, Chuddie. you should spend your time on mute reflecting on what a peice of shit you are

>>519149029 (OP)
Keir shitting his diaper as we speak.

>>519150681
They had their day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4h6BuGdAP8

>>519150782
>don't do that
>dont give me hope

>>519149029 (OP)
they're trying to implement this id bullshit in bongland but how the fuck is it going to work with all these thirdies and immigrants with second hand stolen phones who can't fucking speak english and all this bullshit it makes no sense

>>519149029 (OP)
I think I genuinely hate the UK. Their government is pure evil.

>>519150772
Hiroshima Nagasaki has a way with words. He gets lawyers to work for free the same way he gets jannies.

>>519150732
Churchill was a humongous cunt that continously shat in Hitlers hand at every attempt for peaceful negotiation

I would just tell them that i would happily pay all fines if they come to america and lick my asshole on livestream for 10 minutes without stopping.

>>519150730
Didn't hear the news? He transitioned.

>>519150387
it's cathartic
also fuck pommies lmao

>>519149029 (OP)
DAS RITE

>>519150094
kek

>>519150732
thats correct, i would love to speak german

>>519150937
they don't need to speak english to onboard their biometrics with an authorizing agency

The US is rightful clay.

>>519150937
isn't it obvious?
they will be completely exempt.
worst case they will get a slap on the wrist while a native briton will get at least 2 years

>>519150747
Looks like some sort of online account, so not digital ID. Though there's so many different versions of online government accounts you can create for different things, not sure why they can't have made use of any of the others.

Anyway, if it's an issue, you can always just make an alt email address just in case.

>>519150971
aye. he was a jew too and half mutt (his mother was american)

>>519150853
No mate but I’ll check the dvla direct I’m not getting one of these chinkoid credit score accounts if I can help it.
There surely will be no way out soon though

>>519149029 (OP)
Saars please redeem your statement saars bitch benchod lasagna.

Can we organize a campaign of tea and pork chop sandwiches ordered to them?
Crates of butter knifes maybe?

>>519150947
>government
I hate britniggers for not genociding pajeets

>>519149029 (OP)
We should annex the UK to put an end to their dumb shit.

>>519150487
I don't know why we don't start a British colony in America, not for average commie brits but the ones that are sick of the endless loicenses.

>>519149029 (OP)
Holy fucking based. Hold the line.

>>519149966
Cultured check

>>519150094
Av a butchers at this if you can sir

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS77onMfxlg
BRITS BTFO

>>519150947
>we got your petition about that thing you as a people universally agree is a bad thing and we're doing it anyway

>>519150387
There's no case to win. Some foreign faggots are demanding they do something, the company is telling them no. Case closed.

>>519149714
>being "in a server" beyond the age of 13 y/o

NGMI. And I know 4chan is bad but I'm on my work break and addicted to wading through rivers of shit to find gold nuggets here.

brits are the same shit as russians

BUT WE SAVED YOU

no ypu have not you dirty niggers

>>519151098
>one of these chinkoid credit score accounts
This isn't that mate. When that comes you literally won't have a choice, it'll be automatically made and implemented for you.

>>519149714
Considering the language you used in your post, it's clear that he was right. And it's really funny how you're still seething about it.

brits worship jews and nigger dicks

>>519149837
Can we petition the mods to release the Ofcom files? I could use a laugh.

>>519150747
this has been around for 2 years

>>519151413
Well how about it should be abolished.

>>519151374

They've already been released. The real funny thing is, Ofcom claims the files they send are confidential and not to be shown to anyone else. Probably because they're a huge joke and Ofcom is basically claiming they over rule any and all laws in every country on the planet.

>>519151347
>heh, that image of sad mod reminded me of my own experience of a sad mod
>"SEETHING, YOU'RE STILL SEETHING, YOU PROBABLY DESERVED IT!"
Okay poolack. Don't you have a toilet to be cleaning?

>>519151481
Oof. Somebody's triggered.

>>519151374
didn’t fancy reading the OP?

>>519151530
Don't be so dumb, please, come on now.

>>519149695
They would if they didn't know the recipient's names.
>Dear Sir
>Dear Sir or Madam
>It's Ma'am!

>>519151291
>>519151413
Thanks for clarifying.
Fuck them anyway I hope we get nuked

GOD BLESS MUTTMERICA AND FUCK THE UK

bunnp

>>519149695
>no white man would
Hello, oblivious sir poster.
That is my only possible conclusion, as you have not grasped the language used in official correspondence.
>an actual case of the no true scotsman
Gonna continue baiting your stupid ass with "Sir."

>>519149029 (OP)
Kek

>>519151234
It's funny how leftists talk a lot about tyranny nowadays.

The British government is culprit number one, and they can't get enough of it.

>>519150772
It's no different from shitposting.
A whopping 38% of shitposters here do it for free.

>>519149706
best watch out of they will send Jamshed Bond to take out gookmoot and josh coon

>>519149706
How much is a 4chan loicense?

>>519150772
>>519151713
I thought about it some more and I'm pretty sure he included that expressly for keks.
>even the lawyers do it for free
Incredible business

>>519150772
>look at image
>Why didn't the lawyer charge for this?
Thinking must not be your strong suit.

>>519149837
>There is a whole list of other stuff Ofcom claims. but the gist of it is, America is still a British colony and Britain still rules America and you will bend the knee.
It's worse than that, they think they have the power to enforce this everywhere, because some obviously poorly written law says they can.

>>519151828
>a suit against a foreign government amounts to one snarky email
thank you mr mutt now I see at last....

>>519149029 (OP)
>Sirs
The term is Gentlemen. Fuckin' hell. Regardless, I applaud the response...begrudgingly.

>>519151481
are your jimmies rustled?

you are a newfag and dont even understand this

>>519150360
American culture. During ww2.

>>519149029 (OP)
This dude is fucking BASED HOLY SHIT. Wish I could buy him a beer

>>519149376
Thanks for the reminder.

>>519149029 (OP)
gook moot does 1 thing right out of 100. Better than 0 I guess

>>519151966
still better than being a brit

we're just going outside, and we may be some time

>>519151879

It's even more insane than that. Technically parliament is sovereign and can pass any law they want. It doesn't matter how absurd or impossible the law is. If parliament votes and passes it, then that becomes true.

Parliament could pass a law tomorrow that makes it so... Guns are illegal in America, and technically that becomes a law. It would then be illegal for Americans to own guns in America.
Parliament could pass a law that says the sky is pink, and as far as parliament is concerned, the sky is now pink and you cannot say otherwise.

Obviously they have no ability to enforce laws like this. But that is the power parliament has, and with the online safety act they have basically created a law that applied to everyone on the planet.

>>519149029 (OP)
Suck my dick bong glownigger faggots.

Is this the forum that used zero click cyberweapons to bully and humiliate me with josh moon crew and flew a B2 spirit over my house and sent Jennifer Psaki to drug me with lsd and had white house press office network of journalists and influencers bully me?

>>519151954
>look mom I sad jimmies, I'm such an ebin old fag
Okay mate. All this because one of your fellow toilet cleaners (so not even you!) decided to run damage control for some discord mod from years ago because you (incorrectly) thought that because I speak in a certain way on 4chan, that I'd do the same thing around normalfags. You're weird man.

>>519149714
I once got banned from a L4D2 server for calling a bot a nigger. LOL. Oversocialization and virtue signaling.

>>519149029 (OP)
that's not btfo. It's another 57 days work.

>>519150241
>Force isps to block the hacker know as 4chan
>4chan tunnels britbong traffic through different rotating IPs
Is the end goal an internet whitelist where bongs can only visit 20 government approved websites/mindgeek properties or they just entirely ignorant of how any of this won't work with a smidge of foreign noncompliance.

And take note anons to 4chan ignoring laws everywhere it isn't hosted or incorporated next time you see some Jewish porn site say how the government demands you give them detailed analytics for their identity theft jeet farm.

>>519151171
Working on it.

>>519149029 (OP)
Imagine a lawyer telling that to Trump.

>>519150241
This. They know they'd never comply it's just to give them the excuse to block it. Same happened with movie/show piracy sites. At least with those more clones pop up, but there's only one 4chan.. the altchans are kinda dead...

>>519151567
Funnily enough, I did skip the link.

>>519151469
It's all just stuff and nonsense now, isn't it? Not actually about getting this done but making a show and proving a point. Or just making arses of themselves, who can tell.

>>519152513
Why? Why would I do that? What happens?

>>519152421
>Is the end goal an internet whitelist where bongs can only visit 20 government approved websites/mindgeek properties
Yes, but it's for the protection of children, whether their parents want it or not.

i could imagine they are trying to threaten 4chan into blocking uk traffic, which is probably more effective than anything they could do on their end.
they already did this to civitai and one or two othersites i belive.

>>519152664

Ofcom, and most quangos think they are basically gods. They do what they want and believe they answer to no one. That is why they are literally saying they are above American laws.

>>519152678
It wouldn't be very based.

>>519152706
That's only really effective/enforceable if the company has any physical or legal presence in the UK. Otherwise, what are they going to do about it?

>>519149029 (OP)
is that supposed to be a genuine attempt at concealing the (presumably public) email address?
because it didn't work

>>519151966
???
We won WW2, your country got flattened.

>>519150937
it's not for them.

>>519149029 (OP)
11/10 bants from the jew, credit where it is due.
>>519149376
>arguing with a mod
What a homosexual.

>>519149029 (OP)
Humor is missing from the world, man

>>519149706
shes ded bong you need to let her go

>>519152706
>Civitai didn't launch a "best raped keir starmer" generation contest in response
>Cuck out instead just like they did about muh hekkin linkenessirino
Rest in piss lora aggregate site, thanks for all the free bandwidth you cowardly homos

>>519149837
>the gist of it is, America is still a British colony
this nigger seems to have confused Canada and the US
common mistake for saars

>>519152641
We must make a 4chan clone and call it Queen Elizabeth Chan

>>519152706
>which is probably more effective than anything they could do on their end
They already ban movie piracy sites here through cloudflare. Obviously VPNs get around it, but they got all the ISPs here under their thumb doing that. It's as simple as adding 4chan and whatever other sites they disagree with onto that banlist
So yeah it's still possible to get around it but in 4chans case you can't post without buying a pass, so it's extra sucky here

>>519149695
he is adressing a group of jeets (the uk) therefore its correct usage.

>>519153158
Teachan

>>519149029 (OP)
Being 4chan's lawyer has to be WILD.
Never knowing if you are going to have to deal with some kind of CP investigation or a tranny mass shooter posting manifestos or based and lolzy international incidents like this.

>>519151166
I want Canada and the UK to have the First and Second Amendments. The absolute seethe would be hilarious. They can't vote though.

>>519152966
civitai is based in idaho and they block uk traffic. they got scared and just complied.
i figure that is what ofcom is aiming for because this way you can't just change to funny numbers to bypass isp block.
but i'm just speculating good chance ofcom just has their head up their on ass.

>>519153150
i agree they should have done that but they are probably motivated by money alone.

>>519150504
made me think, would I be allowed to hire Chat GPT as my lawyer?

Third British-American War when?

>>519149029 (OP)
Get something proper for your hamster. Paper is a bit sharp and rough.

>>519149029 (OP)
Reminder that foreigners can't do shit legally to Americans. No contract between an American and a foreigner is actually valid, and Americans are free to break them. The US government would sooner glass another nation than turn over one of its citizens to foreigners.

>>519153355
Checked. 4plebs and imgur also capitulated, but I'm not sure why. Ofcom has no authority in the US, just tell them to fuck off.

>>519152810
They're just going full pantomime villain now.
>oh nooo they're not
It's embarrassing. And sus. Makes me wonder if maybe the asylum seeker riot situation was a little bit worse than was reported in the tabloids.

>>519149706
Fuck your majesty’s supreme government.

>>519153700
>call US lawyer
>US lawyer files lawsuit
>Star Wars judge says you owe Pradeep in Bangalore six gorillion

>>519150616
shut up fag

>>519149029 (OP)
Britbongs truly are a laughing stock

>>519149706
i kek'd

>>519153715
>Internationalists

We're reaching formal levels of sedition out of these faggots as they feel their one world government tikkum olum future slip through their fingers.

>>519153715
Imgur blocked it for reasons other than ofcom. It was to with them collecting too much telemetry from kids and they didn't want to implement any age systems during account creation. Not even age verifying like all the recent ofcom shit, just a generic d/m/y selector

>>519153715
>but I'm not sure why
neither am i. it's either money somehow or they got threaten with something that can't be thrown out as easy

>>519149029 (OP)
kek. Wouldn't mind seeing the hamster.

>>519149029 (OP)
heroic CHAD Preston Byrne i salute thee

>>519149029 (OP)
>replies with a shitpost

>>519154252
>it's either money somehow
That's what I thought, maybe to do with potentially losing advertising revenue.
Or possibly that they're up to more sinister stuff that they don't want to get out
>>519154196

The best was the first document where the lawyer said this issue was already litigated in 1776 and he didn't think the UK would honestly want to litigate it again.

>>519149919
Nope blocking the UK gives legitimacy to the UK claims that americans have a duty to regulate exposure to speech. The lawyer advise the Kiwi people to unblock the UK

>>519149714
not your fucking blog, nigger

>>519149706
>shove it up your ass
t. Gen. George "the bongistani butcher" Washington

>>519154974
I know this place is filled with zoomer newfaggots nowadays, but a few sentences of a semi relevant anecdote is hardly a blog. Ironic you call me the nigger but struggle with reading, double nigger.

>>519149706
Fuck the King of England
Cursed be the Heretic Anglican Church of England
Fuck the Corpse of that ugly bitch Elizabeth 2
Fuck Islam
Fuck Keir Starmer
Mi5 and Mi6 and Scotland Yard niggers Tongue my Bavarian Anus.
Fuck Keir Starmer again

Come at me, Bongniggers

on another note, i think this is just overture for more things to come.
everytime goverment does anything it's retarded and then they close all loopholes, such as vpns, as they go.
i suspect stuff like this will happen in every nato country in the coming years.
i could imagine the push for win11 is part of that to make people id their desktop.

>>519149029 (OP)
suffer britoids suffer

>>519155286
Just use linux

>>519149706
you need a license for airsoft ffs
it's literally impossible to respect a country who once ruled the world only to give it all away on bended knee to shitskins

>>519149029 (OP)
GET FUCKIN PWNED BRITS

>>519149029 (OP)
topkek

however 4changs must be reminded that british have and largely still do rule the world )and waves) and had the largest empire in since roman empire (only true inheritors of roman empire) and possibly atlantis

and have many castles

>SAAAAAAAR
Destroyed in three letters.

>>519155460
>as a matter of national security it is now illeagal to own and operate a device that connects to the internet without a legal name attached to it.
they already do this with sim cards over here. as i said they slowly boil the frog.

>>519149029 (OP)
No fucking way

>>519155495
no you don’t.
stop making things up.
First page of Google, flip

>>519149714
the day discord started forcing handle changes, i made mine a slur, and a couple days later got kicked from nearly all the surface-level normie servers by the automod.
>>519154974
how's my blog, brah?

Post hamster

>>519150937
That's not the point of anarcho tyranny

>>519155904
oh yeah ok my mistake
you need to make your airsoft toy look even gayer and if not THEN you need a loicense

my mistake

>>519152706
it's a shake down buddy the UK is broke and is going to be poorer than some of the former commie block countries in the next decade

>>519150387
Case?

>>519149714
Those people are what make up the majority of the left. Vindictive low IQ sociopaths who use the left's ideology as a vehicle to fuck with people. They're just wired wrong. Some men just need killing and in another time they would have been.

>>519150636
You won't escape that easily

>>519150732
>save you from the nazis
do you feel saved?

>>519154942
Retard, I said the UK will block 4chan.

>>519156019
a membership is not a license, it is completely voluntary and is a form of “Defence” for RIF. You can provide a difference Defence that isn’t a membership. But keep reading AI slop summaries you poop-skinned ESL pajeet of SEA.

12k britniggers have been arrested for "online comments" over the past couple of years HAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH. The UK sure did win WW2

>>519149029 (OP)
England is so pathetic, like an over the top caricature

>>519152226
Would breed the royal womb

>>519150772
Because 4chan has no money

>>519156244
see this reply?
this is what will happen to (You) if you give up your guns.
you will be defending airsoft licenses.

>>519149029 (OP)
Lmao:3

>>519156351
>poopskinned jeet of SEA in charge of English reading comprehension
a voluntary membership is not a license.
you can provide a different Defence to the retailer.
please pour freshly cooked pork adobo directly onto your skin .

>>519156347
>>519156427
Inshallah

>>519152641
Did they block artofzoo.com? Do you mind checking it for me?

>>519149029 (OP)
Every now and then a law firm comes along that makes me respect lawyers.

>>519156502
>provide a different Defence to the retailer
kek
I bet you're a jeet
and if not that's even worse
imagine needing to provide anything besides money to buy a toy gun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFkcAH-m9W0

I WAS A HIGHWAYMAN
ALONG THE COACH ROADS I DID RIDE

>>519149029 (OP)
Funny how 4chan suddenly supports this one particular kike. You better hope our country gets it's shit together real fast because the way things are going Nigel and Trump will be both singing from the same hymn sheet soon enough so what fucks us will come to fuck you too and vice versa.

>>519155642
So do it anyway. Fuck em. Matter of fact, tell your friends to use linux too.

>>519151034
What do you have against Hawaii?

>>519149029 (OP)
lmao getting their fucked ip teeth kicked in

>>519156625
>NO YOU’RE THE JEET
>t. jeet of SEA
air rifles aren’t children’s toys.

>>519152023
fuck it got me again

>>519156560
kill yourself furnigger

I'LL DO IT AGAIN CHARLIE!
I'M READY!

>>519156790
>airsoft
>air rifles aren’t children’s toys.
kek I can't stop laughing
anyway this is why you don't give up your guns
cuz jeets will be pretending to be (You) while defending airsoft licenses for toy guns

>>519149029 (OP)
hamster GODS

>>519156770
America’s?

>>519156646
Nah. Courts wouldn't allow it, congress wouldn't pass it, the house would throw a bitch fit, the government would shut down (again), Trumps base won't support it, and a good portion of the military would just quit if that were to happen. You don't fuck with the constitution. ESPECIALLY not the first amendment.

>>519156908
i’ll shoot you with an air rifle from 10ft, you tell me how suitable for children it is.

>>519149029 (OP)
sticky this shit

>>519150947
Things are far more easily understood at the moment when you realise we have a spineless lawfaring wimp at the helm.
Both parties are so fucking shot Reform UK might effectively wipe them out

>>519149029 (OP)
nice, eat shit retarded bong faggots, take your Orwellian wet dreams and stick em up your ass.

>>519150636
We'll never be so lucky nigger, we're stuck in this shithole till they shut it down properly

>>519149706
King Charlie became Queen Charlotte? Man you homos are fucking gay

>>519149029 (OP)
lol

>>519149029 (OP)
Based. We will win by not takings these fags seriously. Laugh in their face and if they get violent act accordingly

>>519149837
No its not you illiterate monkey. They are saying that if you want to operate in the UK you need to abide by ITS laws. They can do what they want abroad and in the US, but when working in the UK you adjust to British laws.

Just like if you had a buisiness trip and travelled to America with your wife, you'd legally be forced to submit your wife to Jerome for a few hours a night as per their traditions. Its just local customs. Once back in the UK you wouldn't need to.

>>519149837
Well they are correct in saying the US constitution doesn't apply to them, seeing how Ofcom are not citizens or subjects of the US. By the same logic, the US is not subject to any British laws.

>>519155286
>i think this is just overture for more things to come.
It definitely is, the digital ID may not pass through parliament this time, but the seed has been planted. For everyone saying "hur dur Bongs," remember that they intend this for you too. Globalist dystopia doesn't end at Great Britain.

>>519149029 (OP)
IN AMERICA

>>519149029 (OP)
1776 needs to commence.

>>519156996
what an impotent threat lmao

>>519149029 (OP)
We keep stacking W’s

>>519149706
Obvious bait.

>>519149029 (OP)
Bongs' government thinks the USA is the UK.
4chuds is really going to make the UK's lawyers look stupid in US Court.

>>519149029 (OP)
hah. ofcom eat a bag of dicks

>>519156996
>But you'll shoot your eye out
Can't make this shit up. The flip at least has the national spirit to manufacture 1911s en masse against their own laws. You let luty die in prison for daring to be a free man.

>>519157377
Gross, not even kino + no tail glownigger

>>519149714
Ofcom are professional Discord mods / redditors. The psychology is exactly the same

>>519149706
sorry redcoat, none of that nonsense will happen here.

>>519156560
site is down

>>519149029 (OP)
Bongs BTFO Round I
Now for Round II

>>519157258
>They are saying that if you want to operate in the UK you need to abide by ITS laws
And since 4chan is not operating in the UK, they need not abide by its laws. If the UK has an issue with its citizens being able to access the site, they can jolly well ask China to lend them their great firewall technology to stop them. But under no circumstances does 4chan have a duty to do it for them.

>>519157551
Dude we get it you work for the US government, now stop dersiling the fucking thread with CP you stupid fag.

>>519149531
Name ack

>>519149029 (OP)
nice

>>519155215
I'm on your side. Tired of this corrupt (((system))) destroying us.

>>519157828
i say top thougheverbeit

I'm gonna kinda miss bongs when they're gone. Hopefully they can figure out a vpn solution or something.

>>519149376
> arguing with a mod
trust the science chud

>>519157965
you think you do, but you don't

>>519149029 (OP)
>the gov jews that ruin UK with unlimited power find out they dont have any power elsewhere
oh the horror

>>519158065
I quite literally pronounce all the syllables correctly, because I’m not some city pleb.

>>519149029 (OP)
Goddamn am I proud to be a 4channer

>>519153143
The reference is to nuQueen.

>>519157828
Hollow tapered cylinder of dihydrogen oxide.

>>519157492
True.

>>519149029 (OP)
Preston/Ron
Go to Amazon.uk and order a Declaration of Independence to be delivered

>>519153973
That's literally not how that works, anon. In the US unless you or your business is counted as an international entity (which there are very strict qualifications for), this wouldn't work. Otherwise you'd have Indian scammers trying to sue people into giving the stolen money back to them after they had their banks do a chargeback or some shit.

>>519149029 (OP)
>Sirs
He should have said saars for extra keks

>>519149328
>https://prestonbyrne.com/2025/10/16/the-ofcom-files/
Lol fuck off Redcoats.

>>519156244
nigel, its time to smell the fucking roses, yours have been replaced by turds.

>>519149706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiyRiGACTWo

>>519157258
4chan isn't OPERATING in the UK you absolute fucking ape. Jesus Christ bongs are beyond retarded these days. The most the UK can do is block UK citizens from accessing a website operating outside of its borders, which is what they'll do. And then people will just get around the block in one of the braindead straightforward methods of doing so. UK can't do jack shit unless they put up a China-style great firewall... which itself barely fuckin' works on anyone but normies (who don't come here anyways because they think its le evil).

>>519157332
Reverse 1776. We should invade England just because they're faggots. Then give them guns so they can get over their effete, seething fear of firearms.

>>519157258
>Just like if you had a buisiness trip and travelled to America with your wife, you'd legally be forced to submit your wife to Jerome for a few hours a night
He says while he drives his 8y/o daughter to the local mosque for the daily paki gangrape.
Do you even have a 4chinz loicense, mate?

>>519149029 (OP)
member when the pirate bay did this but forreal? the internet used to be fun.

>>519158487
>(who don't come here anyways because they think its le evil).
While true, they also don't understand how to use it kek

Our "eSafety comissioner" is starting a censorship push. She's a mutt funnily enough. They were trying to restrict videos of that Ukrainian girl getting stabbed.

They aren't even putting 4chan on the list of sites for the under 16 social media ban, probably because they know it won't work and they'll look stupid.

I really want this KF/4chan lawsuit to stick, because it might actually pressure cuck anglo nations into outright banning shit if they can't depend on US companies doing it for them. Which will be infinitely harder to do because it becomes tangibly denying political communication / freedom of expression, rather than asking a foreign government to do it instead.

There's a very real possibility that if 4chan and KF do the heavy lifting on the precedent, any US site without servers in the UK/Aus/Canada will choose to just ignore these bullshit laws instead of complying.

>>519149029 (OP)
Who is this lawyer? The fact that he says he represents 4chan for free is kind of a huge red flag.

>>519149029 (OP)
Kill any ofcom worker you meet

>>519150398
Same here. If I delay till February, I must give all my biometric data.

>>519158702
>4chans first war with a nation-state
In 20 years 4chan will be a nation

>>519149029 (OP)
>>519149029 (OP)
>>519149029 (OP)
Reminder that the "no tail" posts are made by VPN niggers of a troon squad from iDrama and Valent Projects cuckademics to normalize furfag degeneracy across the board.
You're welcome.
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518123762/#518129824
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518281658/#518287969
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518256371/#518256990

>>519158702
>outright banning shit
They don't even have the balls to do that, they'll just demand that ISPs block sites, like they did with Russia Today.

>>519158768
It's got potential to be pretty high profile, plenty of excuse to do it pro bono. I think he's a very free speech oriented guy from memory. But hiroshimoot only joined on, the case was initiated by the owner of KF. He's an autist who won't back down and won't let a jew ruin his case.

>>519158768
Pro Bono = for the lulz

>>519158390
lmao the fucking audacity

>>519158908
Yeah they did the same here with liveleak/4chan/kf. It was all implied too, the ISPs "weren't ordered to" but they clearly got some back room deal to do it. So it appears as if they decided to do it for the common good.

I think the issue is though, even if they pressure ISPs to do that, there's real possibility to challenge it in higher courts on grounds of freedom of political communication. They'll find a weasel way to do it and avoid breaking common law, but the tighter the grip is, the easier it will be to challenge this shit. So I kind of want non compliance and I want them to start throwing the ban hammer.

Why would they let some fake agency like Ofcom make drama with 4chan and produce drama shows? MI6 agents probably have admin access to real 4chan servers; every Five Eye should have those. They are trying to make this struggle for Digital ID organic.

>>519158702
it would be funny as fuck if they starting banning. there would be 1000 mirror sites up instantly. they fucking cant do it. LMAO

>>519158496
You gotta admit they do think they have some kind of authority over us. They think they should be allowed to tell us what we can and can't say like we haven't fought two wars over it already.

>>519158702
>She's a mutt funnily enough.
What the fucking Hell is wrong with your country?

>>519158944
It’s the kind of thing that gets appealed up to SCROTUS if ofcom wants to push it that far. Can you fucking imagine Clarence Thomas having to read something about “Lolcow LLC” and write an official decision about it?

>>519159315
real nigga shit fr fr

>>519149029 (OP)
kek

>>519149328
THIS

>>519149029 (OP)
The US Revolutionary War settled exactly how much legal authority the UK Parliament has over us.

They can 'demand' anything they want, but as 4chan's attorney pointed out, no one gives a shit what they demand

> the UK could, of course, ban 4chan in the UK; but nowhere else

>>519149029 (OP)
fucking kek

lmao

>>519149029 (OP)
Funny, but it's going to be turned back against him later.

Twitter dunks aren't generally appreciated in the court, and will be used against you. This doesn't inspire confidence.

>>519149029 (OP)
Based

>>519159480
Here here, the nerve of those Transatlantic niggers.

>>519160465
It does. Think of it this way... the UK is the karen head of the home-owners association at your front door claiming that you must take down your flag and not let your kids play in the yard. 4chan is the guy laughing, telling her that he's not part of her homeowner's association, and she can kindly get the fuck off his property

>>519160465
The English court? Retard.

Oh yeah, you can STILL google porn on google images and it shows it no problem btw. Yet nobody has said a thing about google, I wonder why...

>>519150360
>When did Bongs become so impotent?
September 3, 1783