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ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)

ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT
>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?

>>519156239 (OP)
i cant wait for officer reddit to say some annoying shit with dan

>>519156239 (OP)
TYB and good evening anons

>>519156239 (OP)
ty baker. sticks hosting, reddit in shambles

>dan and richie are in unmarked car

protect the jew at all costs huh

He's going to die tonight.

>>519156531
rolling

>>519156531
>>519156563
kek

>First Shift updates
Sticks is hosting because Dan is riding LIVE in Daytona Beach

>Baton Rouge shooting, suspect described as wearing LSU jersey, LSU game going on
2 victims, one shot in the back, another in the hand
Non-life threatening injuries
16-year-old being held without bond for 2 counts of attempted first degree murder
>Wheeling car crash, guy ODing, given narcan
Truck was not stolen, just a civil matter between the owner and the stoner
>Dan live with Richie Marr aka Officer Reddit
He's wearing a rifle-rated ballistic plate inside his vest
3 individual first aid kits within the car
Dan gets told how to use the radio in case he's incapacitated, as if we don't watch this shit every week and injuries to the cops are incredibly rare
It's Daytona Beach, not Iraq for fuck's sake

Hi everbody!

>>519156239 (OP)
>dan rolling with level IV plates edition

>>519156531
incredible tragedy

Holy shit INCREDIBLE EPISODE TONIGHT
come watch with us on picrel

We have a working VLC stream link again, instructions below
Keep it secret, keep it safe

https://pastebin.com/MjtqaVzP

>>519156733
Thank you for the updates

>>519156531
No. It'll be the cameraman, again.

>>519156847
nah senpai am watching here with kino chat >>519156838

>>519156969
Does
>6969
Count as digits?

7/11 bingo

>>519157030
ill give you some credit for how many years youve committed to being a faggot now

>>519157801
nah I hate homosexuals

>>519156743
>henlo

thx baker
morning gents

>>519156749
kek

>hands kill ppl

>>519156743
Awesome! Thanks, fren.

>>519157589
Thanks for making cards.
Do you think Sticks will run the show better than Dan?

>>519158088
100%

where can i watch and not be annoyed by that faggot shrimp nigger?

>>519158088
Dan will kick ass in Daytona! Guessing Dan is the man, but we'll see.

>>519158191
I'm in a chat though it's filled by nigger faggot glowdoubleniggers

>>519158191
https://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/

its the same every week

>>519158270
With any luck he will be assaulted by niggers, but they will probably be sure not to take him near any.

>>519158191
http://320stream.s%70ace/

>519158427
That's shrimpfaggot
Be smart, don't click the link anons

>>519158367
>https://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/
thanks fren
>>519158427
>http://320stream.s%70ace/
fuck off faggot

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

>>519158501
enjoy your shitty 240p slop faggot

>>519158594
>Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop
he was served pancakes by his wrangler

It wasn't until this moment I realized how much I missed most of you this week. Feels good to be back together.

My wish list for tonight:
-a frisky hottie or two
-perps gittin got

>>519156733
tyvm update bro

>>519158673
don't reply to that textbook loser

>>519158763
It's just forced meme. Pretty harmless.

Listen here Jack, I’m gonna set you straight. I’ll say this only once so listen up fat. Back in my day we didn’t call it Covid whatever, we called it the “Shanghai Shivers”. Okay here’s the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol’ Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the “Shanghai Shivers” one year, and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, “It ain’t no thang” you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That’s how I know you are full of shit. I’d punch your daughter in the mouth.

I just hope drawanon can make it
i don't think her was here for our #300 weekend

Oof

>>519158730
>My wish list for tonight:
>-a frisky hottie or two
>-perps gittin got
sorry, best i can do is richie parading dan around biketoberfest for 3 straight hours.

>>519158673
Wait, he’s related to this slow-mo???

>>519158601
better than having some troon giving my ip info to 3 letter agencies. you're a faggot and you should rope immediately

>>519159028
We had a banger week in /lpbg/ and he was there. German boob anon too. He will likely be here. /lpbg/ notables for the week:

Chomo can’t reoffend because he has leg testicles https://youtu.be/NaCHzOYC1-0?t=13498
I only hit her with an open hand https://youtu.be/QfuhFf2Nr-w?t=19267
Uber driver hilarious and heated revocation https://youtu.be/QfuhFf2Nr-w?t=10783
Killed his dad because he ate his hamburger https://youtu.be/qoVIN8fb4U0?t=16081
Molested his daughter from 5-18, blames wife https://youtu.be/qoVIN8fb4U0?t=4710
The crying chimpout https://youtu.be/NaCHzOYC1-0?t=12182

>>519159073
The perp looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in her yellow shirt before OPL cameras. Very very disrespectful.

>>519159222
no, you should rope yourself you fucking homo

digits and dan abrams will be forced to acknowledge the difficult subject of black crime in america.

>>519159263
is that the guy that kept having TRT so he could get his rape boners again? :DDD
>>519159222
also checking myself

>>519159337
go try your high heels on and fuck yourself niggerfaggotx333

>>519159414
go try swinging from a rope you cocksucker

>>519159353
i'll RE for that one fren, good call

>>519159554
swing from these nuts, dilate, seethe, rope
those are the only things you should concentrate on besides tonguing my anus niggerfaggot shrimpglowienigger

>>519156969
>again
What did I miss?

No chaps.

>>519159925
KYS

That's a lot of cops just to guard Dan

that means its going to be mostly maher all night

>>519158980
don't reply to attention whores in general

>>519156239 (OP)
thank you baker and every other fatigued noticer in the thread
I miss Nye county

>Dan wearing a bulletproof vest and shirt saying media
Like this faggot is in a war zone

Good evening anons. What's everyone dining on tonight? I made a roast beef sandwich with bacon, sauteed onions, smoked cheddar and horseradish sauce, which is a nice change from my usual reuben.

>Ride Along with Dan
I guess they learned their lesson with the Biden chick?

>>519159945
quads and you do by accident you actual retarded niggerfaggot troon
>>519159944
CHECKED

>>519159974
Was just gonna say that. Looks like he has a whole platoon surrounding him.

it woudn't be dan abrams without technical problems

>violet menedez
It's gonna be a good night

anyone who watches irl streamers knows that these huge events are terrible for live streaming as the cell towers are being crammed by the 100k people. he needs to leave and go do some actual police work.

we're going to watch dan doing nothing for 70% of the night

Dan you absolute cosplay faggot. He's wearing a vest! All he needs to do is take it off and he looks like any pedestrian and no one will give a shit. But he has to play dress up.

>360p
Nice production, Dan.

Digits and Dan get his manhood taken from at bike week

holy FUCK this SUCKS

>>519160005
That looks really good! Popeye's chicken here, which is my usual Friday custom. The biscuits were actually edible, which was weird. Chicken was delicious as always. Smoking beef cheeks for tacos tomorrow.

>>519160005
I love red meat but avoid RB because it's fatty and gamey to me. Similarly, Reubens have great flavor but i found myself pulling it out after a bite b/c of the fat.

Needs more jpg.

>>519160005
>toast, butter, vegemite

>>519160023
KYS

>>519160005
Sounds good. I made a thing with macaroni, hamburger and tomato sauce. Not fancy but pretty good, and filling.

>he's still talking

based sticks cutting his rambling off

>I wanted to feel what the heavy one feels like
yeah, he's not afraid AT ALL

>>519160180
At least there's a cute blonde behind Dan

>>519156743
Hello friends.
Tyb!
>Dan is live at bike week
>Flanked on all sides by cops
>Wearing a ballistic vest
What a cornball lol.

Any good quality VLC link?

Dan loves the thicc ones

>>519160192
Those tacos sound great. I usual pickle some onions to put on mine.

>>519160194
I splurge and buy the boar's head, which is pretty lean. I use their pastrami for my reubens, which I feel is superior to corned beef.

>>519160228
Mendez is better

>>519160211
That's a succulent Australian meal.

>>519160258
dont think so

JOIN US ON PICREL LADS!

>>519160225
Yeah it's funny how scared he seems to be while he has multiple camera crews doing exactly what he is doing every week

>>519159988
>that means its going to be mostly maher all night
Checked
And yeah, we're gonna spend an hour with Dan going "Ok, look at this bike, it's great" while Sticks is like "Dan, we've got a high speed chase, you retard"

>>519160258
>Any good quality VLC link?
Yeah
>>519156847

>>519160258
Sign up for free version of peacock with commercials and you can watch reelz on it

>>519160258
I just opened the tvpass link, it was choppy at the start but hopefully holds true

Kek, what was she pointing at?

>>519160302
>I usual pickle some onions to put on mine.
I need to look into that. My pickling game is weak.

>>519159028
<3 What's up aussie bro?
>>519159263
>>519159263
>Uber driver hilarious and heated revocation >https://youtu.be/QfuhFf2Nr-w?t=10783
I loved that one so much. God I wish I was a passenger in the back of that uber I'd absolutely lose it.

was that a bird or a
>ceiling bird

>>519160018
Did Sticks or Curtis TF her? Dan is faithful.

>>519160215
Sounds good anon. I like meals like that, that I can prepare in a single pan and eat out of a bowl. I'm too lazy to deal with multiple courses or sides and trying to get it all hot simultaneously.

>>519160415
>it was choppy at the start
that was dan's production

>>519160027
1 jew life is worth 12 goyim lives, anon.

>>519160415
Shit quality
>>519160414
Shit quality
>>519160414
Shit quality
>>519160354
Excellent quality

>>519160407
cheers

Whoa, the heavy unit shows up

>>519160440
HEY DRAW ANON! Good to see you!

>>519160443
I couldn't tell - it could also have been tennis shoes squeaking on the floor
Also, I'm shocked - SHOCKED - that this person might be involved in a shooting
And I saw a coal burner in the background too

>>519160435
>I need to look into that
Me too. I do cukes and peppers but onions sounds like a good thing to expand too.

>>519160302
nice

>>519160498
>Excellent quality
>begging on the internet

>>519160498
kys shrimpdick bitch

>>519160498
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand here's the cocksucker

>>519160440
yay

>>519160546
kys loser

>>519156239 (OP)
Rolling for Dan being wasted by a nigger

I’m claiming Violet as my new copfu

>>519160597
roll

>>519160597
rolling

>>519160435
They're not truly pickled. Here's a decent recipe: https://www.loveandlemons.com/pickled-red-onions/#wprm-recipe-container-42595 They're really quick to make, slicing take the longest. I usually pour boiling water over the sliced onions and let them sit for about 30 seconds or less and drain the water... then I'll put the brine in and refrigerate them. Blanching them makes them a little milder, but if you do it too long they'll be soggy. I don't usually use as much sugar as that recipe calls for either, but they're good sweet too.

braless?

>>519160470
I do mostly one pot things or what I can make in a cast iron pan. Bake bread in the winter not much in the summer when it's hot.

if she was black they'd be jiving and let her go

>>519160662
>braless?
Sure looks like it

>>519160214
i really dont like you. neither does anyone else here. fuck off faggot

>>519160657
Thank you anon

>>519160597
It would be kinda funny if some nigger shot him

>“Marijuana is not what marijuana used to be,” Christian County Sheriff Brad Cole said in a recent interview “The level of THC in what is produced now is so much greater than it used to be. It’s unfortunate but I think we’ll see a lot of overdose deaths at the beginning of this.”
sheriff brad cole is a literal retard.

Is that Dee Williams?

does this cop think marijuana smoke is green

>offers him a slot on the massage table

Anyone watch Sticks's podcast Cop Tales? IDK who the co-host is but he doesn't add much. It's ok, not great. Gets LE types as guests. One guy was talking about all the powerful tools LE have now that ppl don't know about but wouldn't say what they are. Weird hearing Sticks say fuck, etc.

>>519160597
Rolling.

>>519160597
Rollarino

She has a nice belt buckle I bet she got that for riding dick

>Not wearing a bra
>Smoker
>Has a massage table but not a masseuse
She's a hooker, 100%

>regular oil
>for smoking
what

she's fucked for sure

>>519160597
Well don't wish violence on ppl u don't like unless they're actual killers or whatever

>>519158367
thanks, I lose the link every now and again and google does not give up this link no matter how much i beat it

Fuck she is meffed up too

>>519160597
dan will be screening the calls the officer he is riding along with will take

>>519160597
let me try MY luck

>>519160866
Digits confirm, Dan will get run over by a car tonight

>>519159124
i appreciate the honesty

>>519160866
That deer picked the wrong night to cross the road.

>>519160866
You did it! Good work.

>>519160815
That's what the bookmark function in your browser is for

>>519160862
What phenotype is this?

>>519160866
confirmed dan will be hit by a car tonight

>>519160862
4-holer due to cavernous belly button

PSA

This guy is living the dream.

what the fuck is going on in that motel room

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Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

They were doing meth in there?

>>519161038
>today
what's wrong with EVERYday?

Why didn't they cuff the women?

I'm drinking water, iced green tea, and sauvignon blanc. Looked at Irish whiskey but it was $143.

is this an e-bike gang

>>519161096
black shirt is too mellow for meth

>>519161075
Newfrens, do NOT listen to this faggot

someone was in the bathroom flushin the dope

>>519161176
or boofing it

>>519161176
>someone was in the bathroom flushin the dope
Yeah, they had nowhere near enough cops there to actually secure that scene

>>519161110
Pussy pass

>AHHHHAAAHHHHAAAHHHHAAA
>WE CAN MAKE EACH OTHER HAPPY

>>519161074

Ever seen Half Nelson? Great movie. Ryan Gosling is a crack smoking teacher and one scene at the end of the movie is of one of his pupils delivering drugs to a motel crack party he is attending.

>>519159925
based

>>519161075
you are a faggot and should rope immediately
DO NOT click this faggot's links

Sock bros they're onto us

Of fucking course of all the cops on OPL Dan wants to partner with Richie. They can bemoan Kamala's loss together. Disgusting.

>>519161268
you are a faggot and should rope immediately
KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT

>>519161250
thx for spoiler alert

Other than doing drugs, what was going on in that room?

>>519161268
SWING FROM A ROPE FAGGOT

>>519161282
>Can't wait for DeSantis to leave, Dan ya feel me?

>>519161282
I hope they have a hot mic and dan is talking about cheeto heckin Hitler bringing fascism to America and Richie says "we have a lot to unpack here yes dan"

>cut to dan
>instantly goes to a break

>Officer Reddit and Dan crusing the strip in Daytona

This is exactly what was predicted. I didn't think anyone would guess he'd have heavy infantry level body armor

>>519161324
nothing. they're boring White people who are hurting no one. dan's favorite perp.

>>519161324
Lots of unprotected sex… lots of drug fueled sex

>>519161282
i woulda paired him up with officer jordans

>>519161324
Probably banging each other. That's what meth heads do

>>519160516
>>519160556
<3
>>519160608
>H-hey what's with the camera?
>They're filming a documentary
>O-ok ;_;

>>519161359
heh. sounds like richie. altho tbf he seems to be a good cop when shtf and doesn't indulge perps like other LEOs

DAMN, DAN ABOUT TO SHOOT SOME NIGGAS
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>DAMN, DAN ABOUT TO SHOOT SOME NIGGAS

Whatever happened to Toledo?

>>519161367
bro, someone in the crowd could be carrying a .50

>>519161458
They're taking a break but its been a while now.

>>519161458
Dan gave it up for Vegas. Big mistake.

>>519160984
>this is what your...
you sound like a fag, and I refuse to be niggered. So I nuke my pc and reinstall windows every 2 weeks.

>>519161386
>That's what meth heads do
And, strangely, lots of coloring books
I guess when you've got shitloads of nervous energy, it gives you something to hyper-focus on?

>>519161458
Trump closed it

>>519161458
Wasn't Janowicki at Toledo?

>>519161499
Vegas has always been shit

>>519161296
>>519161350
you and your vpn are gay as fuck, kike
rope immediately

>>519161549
Meanwhile COPS got good cases there

>>519161367
>>519161477
Dan is going to be exhausted after trying to go 3 hours in that thing unless it’s ceramic plates

>>519161458
toledos first appearance on live pd inculuded a shooting at a high school basketball game.
Toledo is far to niggered to ever come back to Live PD.

>>519161535
Wasn't that a Halloween episode?

>>519161474
>Saar!
>You must buy a train ticket from trivago!

>>519161531
Yup with Lindsay and Heather Smith

>>519161583
Dan mentioned that it's heavy. He's also a vegetarian.

>>519161572
That was Reno 911

>>519161583

>let's go live to Daytona where Officer Maher and Dan are...are struggling to catch their breath after a 20 yard sprint

>>519161563
GENUINELY KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS SUBHUMAN
I HOPE YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY DIE A TERRIBLE DEATH THIS YEAR

>>519161600
I'm not sure.

>>519161631
>vegetarian
No wonder he looks like such a faggot

>marijuana found
>not surprised

>>519161458
after heather smith agreed to move south to become my concubine, the department lacked any on screen talent and dan dropped them

Isn't weed legal in MO now?

Its crazy to me that cops stand in the road with 70mph traffic flying by right next to them assuming that the drivers will move over

Dan’s meeting some real niggaz and wild Sheboon in person lmao

>>519161750
DUI is never legal

They're actually giving a DUID? It's infuriating that almost all the cops on this show act like drugged driving is OK.

Sticks with the quips

Big bust for the Reddit Twins - smoking weed

>>519161750
There's a max amount of weed you can have in legal states. An ounce usually which that looks like more than one

>>519161792
This, I think its a humiliation ritual by his jew controllers.

They should have given Dan a camera too

Note, Dan runs this show, so he is having a camera capture him in profile looking at the bust. What a fucking egomaniac with zero reason to be.

>>519161799
I forgot to give the disclaimer that yeah shes worthy of a DUI for smoking and driving, but its like taking tomatoes from someones car from a DUI arrest if its legal.
>>519161838
It looked close to me. Three ounces is legal for transport in my state, and it was definitely less than that in the jar

>>519161822
richie's brothers are based, they don't claim him

>>519161792
Still he seems to be trying to make them seem normal.

Imagine if someone recognizes Dan. That would be hilarious

>>519161667
you will never pass your genes on and i thank Christ for that you faggot

>Dan seeing shenanigans first hand
>Can't cut to another scene
This is humorous

I wonder if Dan will vote for Mamdani in NYC - because that's the progressive candidate - or vote against him because that's the antisemitic candidate.

>>519161942
hang yourself faggot

>>519161912
Yeah I was actually calling Dan and Richie the Reddit Twins

>>519161932
It's going to happen, either by chance or by paid actors

>>519161959
That socialist Muslim Indian African is gaining support among jews. Its over for nyc hes gonna drive even more business away

>>519161959
He'll vote against him because memedani wants to increase his income tax by 2%

>>519161959
If only Mamdani would allow livepd to come film in NYC, Dan would be on board for support.

>>519161993
i'm the wrong kinda retarded

>>519161959
Much dilemma.

Dan is going On Patrol!

>>519162111
Imagine if you said dan is dying tonight instead

The Dan field experiment is hilariously awful.

having dan just stand there like a cuck in the corner fules. they should do this every week, pass him around and make him watch

>We found this trash in a tree, therefore you're getting arrested
I'm not sure that charge is gonna stick

>>519162058
no i was unclear

>>519162111
wasted

Imagine if Dan got shot. That would be funny I think

>>519162152
Its alright. He should do this a few times a year

Imagine getting arrested and there a tv host literally filming and narrating while it’s happening lmao

FUCK YOU DAN i might actually turn this ep off

dan is protecting his genatila, this is a sign of of being terrified.

>>519162058
I wish I was retarded.

>>519162152
>>519162169
The duality of man

>>519162152
Yeah there's no reason for him to be there

Hearing Dan will go On Patrol Live in Tehran during sweeps week. He will introduce himself as Dan Abbott.

moldy ass nigga

>>519162207
Cyberpunk 2025

get the dog wtf

>>519162058
You need a wrangler

So what actually happened there? That was a lot of cops for some weed

They got way too many guys on set for this episode

>>519162312
It seems like a banger so far compared to the last two months though

If you are claiming the dan experiment failed you got filtered

>>519162309
Probably a fight broke out. The other cops were photographing that guys injury

>>519162262
Looks like someone put some wasabi on his head

>>519162309
what ACTUALLY happened? destruction of civil rights. "jump outs" as the cop put it

>>519162291
Again they are killing him with what they feed him. Look at the white flour to protein ration in that sandwich. Plus a pile of fries and soda. Place him with responsible caregivers.

>online schools showing whites as the uneducated while nogs are convincing them to sign up
What is this timeline

>>519162207

>It’s time… to go to break!

>>519162449
Commercials have shown White people as being retarded and blacks as their saviors for like 15 years now

>>519162449
Don't you dare suggest White replacement is real despite all evidence

>We've got plenty going on
Sticks learned to lie to viewers from Dan

I'm on vacation this week. Should I make a chilli or a stew. Im not doing both

>>519162449
have you been living under a rock the last 5 years?
almost every commercial is like that

>>519162503
>>519162558
>>519162511
I know man its awful thats part of why I always mute commercials when I watch cable. Thats usually with my parents though. Last time I said that here, you guys told me I was a jew for muting them so I wanted to play a game.

You wouldn't know 'up the hill', 'down the hill' or 'up the road' unless you were actually there.

>>519162437
Anon, the harsh reality is that he outlives his caregiver and ends up in state care. Let him be comfy and let his mom (wrangler) mourn him.

TOPKEK

>>519162556
>556 digits
You should kill some animals and then make chili

You can tell when the Dan segments are actually live when they are stuttering and having connection issues

what is this nigger rambling about

>missed the first hour
FUCK

What did I miss bros?

>Nobody said I was gonna un-alive anybody
I hate that term so much, bros

>unalive
>in real life and not social media

>>519162628
He needs pancakes.

>>519162709
Dan in the thiccest body armor he can carry, he's live in Daytona

el chapo?

>>519162744
Blame the sensitive faggots on social media who can't handle seeing the word suicide

>>519162709
>What did I miss bros?
nothing

Ar-15 nickname is El Chapo?

>>519162628
i get it but the health consequences may mean even more need for care of an even more serious kind

His daughter loves him more than watermelon

>>519162767
Agreed

>>519162709

Butthole. And lots of it. From two female cops you know…

>>519162787
Dan's nickname is El Cheapo

This last cop makes me laugh how skinny that nigger is

>>519162811
>Ar-15 nickname is El Chapo?
chopper. machine gun.

>>519162788
>su*c*de
OH MY GOD HOW DARE YOU

>>519162887
He’s also nicknamed “trackstar” on the back of his vest for running down fleeing negroes

>trespassing someone off an easement
lol

>>519162974
Kek, yep I noticed on earlier episodes

GIGIA!

Yo dan cuh is there anything better going on than crazy ass wipepo

HEY, giganigga and the salmon are back

Salmons back

>>519163031
Cool it with the racism chud

Giganigga and salmon are my two favorite colored fellas

new bread >>519163092
>>519163092


>>519163031
sheitt

>>519163094
officer chris rock has never caught a perp in a foot chase and he married an older woman

>>519163006
easement is for specified use by select owner only. He does have a point. Technically is his land. You may laugh but if some jew lawyer for a corpo said them words it would be done already.

>>519163083
If I HAD to pick two niggers to my fellow cops, I think a Dave Chappelle and Ving Rhames would be appropriate

>>519163121
fuck your shitty thread

>>519156239 (OP)
>>519156239 (OP)
>>519156239 (OP)
Reminder that the "no tail" posts are made by VPN niggers of a troon squad from iDrama and Valent Projects cuckademics to normalize furfag degeneracy across the board.
You're welcome.
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518123762/#518129824
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518281658/#518287969
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518256371/#518256990

>>519163121
tyb

>>519163153
they're typical faggots that are mad they were forced to let someone put a driveway on their land now they're lying to the police about it. many such cases.