Thread 519169495

>Jews can't eat meat with milk, or bacon
>Muslims can't eat bacon
>Hindus can't eat beef
>Chinks can't eat American cheese
>woke health nuts from any country can't eat fat

Would it actually succeed in driving the untermenschen away, or would Jews and Indians just wheedle their way in through clever loopholes?

>>519169495 (OP)
>Chinks can't eat American cheese
Fat chinks at McDonald's would like a word with you.

>>519169598
What kind of southern white trash are you dealing with

Lemme guess: Texas? Or some even crummier Southern state? My money's on Texas just bc there is an astonishing number of Chinks there surprisingly.

Signed, a fellow chink

>>519169630
This. No muslim ever affected my life badly. Kikes need the cross. To be clear, they need to be nailed to crosses. They're beyond saving. Even by christ himself.

trust me indians are willing to eat beef if pressured to
i speak from experience
if citizenship was on the line no indian would even consider refusing

>>519169495 (OP)
how does that stop us, your biggest enemy?

>>519169843
The cholesterol would instantly form a clot in your overly clean arteries and Ack you before the tasty burger juice ran down your chin.

>>519169843
Fuck off South Texas you're only an enemy to each other, that's why there's a wall of mountains between you and the rest of the world.

>>519169843
How the fuck are Chileans our biggest enemy?

>>519169843
Because you have to eat it as is, no hot sauce.

And don’t forget the mandatory extra large CocaCola and side of chili-cheese fries.

>>519169745
Muslims are the reason air travel has been shit for the last 24 years

>>519169745
All semites need to be purged

>>519169745
The got fooled by juden into killing random people so 'wyte' merians could caucus belli sand niggers and pass mass surveillance laws while Importing strangers to become the future lower caste.

>>519169495 (OP)
>leaves the door open to 350 million latin americans

Metformin fucked my digestive track and made me severely lactose intolerant. It's over for me bros

>>519169972
that was a good flip, ngl. i always fuck that up. also, in restaurants i think a lot of the time they just microwave the bacon, old chefs trick

>>519169495 (OP)
>Chinks can't eat American cheese
My Chinese Wife who literally just finished an Ultimate Bacon Cheeseburger from Jack in the Box would disagree. She is just going to fart up the house in a few hours.

>>519169495 (OP)
>jews can't
But they do. Jews eat bacon and cheese with meat all the time, because most of them don't believe in anything but money, power, and degeneracy; and the ones that do believe don't follow the Torah, but the Talmud (which is a bunch of loopholes to get around anything the Torah ever said).

>>519170334
Only for brown people (you)

>>519170537
post chink vocaroo brappfs

>>519170537
Wailord is the largest of all identified Pokémon up to now. This giant Pokémon swims languorously in the vast open sea, eating massive amounts of food at once with its enormous mouth.

>>519170547
>that Memento reference
Holy shit that's good

Jeets will eat it to pass then vomit it out when they leave the building.
Gayrabs would probably do the same.

>>519169495 (OP)
double bacon cheeseburgers are gross though

>>519170217
They are cryptojews. You'll never meet a more shameless thief than a chileno.
A Peruvian will tell you it's your fault for getting scammed, but a Chileno will rob you one day and then say "nothing personal" the next day.

>>519169495 (OP)
nah, they'd eat it and later claim it was taqiya

>>519170547
Yeah I figured those backdoor loopholes exist. That's what I was trying to get at there.

But what could they be?

>>519170811
Go fuck off back to your motel, Pranjit

>>519169745
>No muslim ever affected my life badly

Give it time

>>519169495 (OP)
I'm atheist and native to this cunt and I don't eat pork. Pig is disgusting animal and I just prefer not to eat it, but If I have to I can. Last time I ate pork was 2 years ago when my grandmother made meatballs and I just couldn't say no to grandma

>>519169773
What kinds of Indians? 1st gen (Indian accent, H1B, force kids to go to Kumon) or 2nd gen (American accent, citizens, parents force them to go to Kumon)?

From personal exp, the 2nd gen is more likely to waver in terms of religion and also stuff like diet. I have Indian classmates who eat beef at the college dining halls. Some are still vegetarian or religious or whatever, but there is less overall adherence for those 2nd gens. And I don't just mean the 7981 Indians in America who are Christian, I'm including people with Indian names and who might've grown up going to temples or whatever.

Same thing with chinks like me.

But we're talking 1st gen, including chain immigrants.

>>519169495 (OP)
Had me one tonight boy, and a twisted tea

>>519171159
>native to this cunt[ry?]
You forgot to turn off your VPN then, Flutter.

>>519170975
i just dont eat garbage anymore and take care of myself instead of being a typical lard ass american you see at wallmart
plus all the wheat is sprayed with crazy pesticides and there is so much weird shit in the bread now too
and american cheese isnt really fucking cheese dude
all the animals in the states must be vaxxed with all kinds of shit too

>>519170735
Reminds me of what a certain gay self-hating Jew did when in a similar situation

>>519170516
Who would probably be there anyway right?

And sexy Latin Americans are probably gonna be better and more normal than niqab slinging Mooslemahs anyway

Besides they're Christian

>>519171177
both
again i speak from experience
and i'll speculate on the reason:
a lot of people have interpreted indian morality as being about one's reputation rather than conscience
in my personal experience i was asked not to tell anyone

>>519169495 (OP)
Mmm Chezburger

>>519169495 (OP)
Based and monster pilled, just swap the mayo for ketchup plz.

>>519169495 (OP)
realistically the best litmus test of who should become an Burgerstani

>>519171995
just have both faggot.

>>519169495 (OP)
I heard something about jews can make an exception if their life is in danger and they would for sure use that excuse. This was a long time ago but I'm pretty sure they can break any rule they need to if the situation calls for it.

>>519172179
Muslims have dozens of Hadiths that let them make exceptions and cope over their retarded religion, they'd surely eat pork if presented an ultimatum.

>>519169972
Epic Meal Time did it first

>>519169495 (OP)
Most jews aren't orthodox and don't bother to follow the rules of their own religion.

There are relatively few muslims in America.

Indians literally run around raping and shitting on each other, do you really think they care about eating beef?

Never heard about asians being unable to eat cheese, but that's funny if its true.

As if most wokies aren't 400 pound whales.

>>519169495 (OP)
Thats looks like a damn good burger.

>>519169843
US ban on fancy restaurant alcohols, you will never want to come and the homosexuals will move away. Two birds one stone.

>>519169495 (OP)
Eating pork is fine if you're chasing it down with antiparasitics. Hawaiian pizza, for example, has ham (parasitic) and pineapple (antiparasitic). There are plenty of other cultural foods with similar combinations. A bacon cheeseburger, by itself, is literal poison. Most of the American population doesn't do any sort of detox and they're always chronically sick. It could've easily been averted

>>519172443
Is mayonnaise an antiparasitic?

>>519172160
Mayo is repulsive you fuckin' mayo monkey, guess the shitskins are on to something with that one.

>>519169495 (OP)
>Um but what if we forced liars to tell the truth
Retard.
The jew will just buy a McChicken afterwards, transfer his sin into it, and swing it around getting crumbs, mayo and lettuce all over the floor.

McKapparot.

>>519172511
it's delicious, especially WITH ketchup on a burger.
seems like you need to be deported.

>>519172511
FUCKIN beaner go back to AFRICA

>>519169495 (OP)
>Clears jews
>Clears muslims
>Clears jeets
>Clears buddhists
>Clears jainists
>Clears zoroastrians
>Perfect balance of carbs, fat, and protien
>Perfect deliciousness
Gotterdammerung find a way to clear niggers, native Americans, and East Asians and you have the perfect food

The Bacon Cheeseburger is almost the platonic ideal of food

>>519172486
No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an antiparasitic.
Tarter sauce isn't an antiparasitic either.

>>519169495 (OP)
Won't work - islam allows them to pretend and lie to infiltrate countries.

>>519172511
Mayonnaise is pretty good if you make it at home. Not our fault the only mayo you've ever tried was with a free school lunch or prison.

>>519169495 (OP)
>religious test
When are mutts going to admit that their form of fascism is going to be multiracial christian nationalism, and not White nationalism?

>>519170537
>Ultimate Bacon Cheeseburger from Jack in the Box
Hell yeah.

>>519169495 (OP)
i'll take this test. then a second test involving a pork burger.

>>519169495 (OP)
Latinos can

>>519169495 (OP)
based, the beef will keep out indians and the pork will keep out jews and muslims. i hope mark carney is paying attention.

>>519173154
They're the best immigrants. Ya'll complaining about catholic hot latinas and construction workers whilst I deal with jeets.

>>519169495 (OP)
I'm a "jew" and I eat bacon cheese burgers. I think the religion and culture are gay and consider myself American. Not jewish not a jewish American not a dual citizen etc

>>519169495 (OP)
all done

>>519173154
Yeah, but latinas magically become White after they have birthed three children from a White father and latinos magically become White when they have worked their way up to middle management without molesting their daughters, nieces, or sisters (and being castizo).

Trust the science

>>519169495 (OP)
im a "white" latinx citizen and I had a double bacon cheeseburger with extra bacon 3 days ago
shit was straight gas

>>519173537
IxV4YkUd looked disgusting--brown nipples--with no shirt before /pol/. Very very disrespectful.

>>519173537
jews eat bacon. muslims and hindus don't eat bacon.

there is a reason why bacon is popular in the us and not in the rest of the world.

it's because bacon is delicious.

>>519169495 (OP)
Is that cheddar or American cheese?

>>519174305
They don't eat pork and can't have meat and dairy in the same meal.

>>519170529
Pan down at a little angle away from you and then pull straight back

Bacon chee is one of the best foods ever invented and American as fuck

>>519169658
You'd be shocked how many fat fuck gooks there were in Vancouver BC last time I was there.

While swimming.

>>519177579
and writing in cursive how they would feel if they hadn't had breakfast while imagining an apple spinning and glistening in dew

>>519169495 (OP)
then i will become super american
i love borger

>>519169495 (OP)

Truly the proper initiation ritual for this shithole

>>519170547
I am Torah only. Talmud is only useful to me for hearing opinions.

I would not eat the burger foremost because I don't eat pork for spiritual reasons. The meat and cheese is possibly negotiable based on the exact commandments but I'm not going to do it anyway.

The real tragedy is the people eating the burgerslop will die off.

>>519169495 (OP)
A week of bacon cheeseburgers, I'm worried the lactose intolerant would tough one out

>>519169495 (OP)
The pajeets have a hidden agenda to remove beef and milk consumption. Not the Muslims, jews or Chinese. Their religion deifies cows and we eat them every day. And they are pretty pissed about it. Pajeets are a menace to the west. This is not a joke either.

>>519169972
>frying eggs in bacon fat
Fucking stellar.

>>519169495 (OP)
Eat it anyways and not do it again when you’re in

>>519169495 (OP)
>healthy people are a problem for modern America

>>519169495 (OP)
>eating a measurement tool

>>519169495 (OP)
Spent a birthday alone one year in college, made a tradition of eating a bacon cheeseburger with a mocha frappe, that’s what the student cafeteria served.

>>519169745
Muslims aren't a problem when they're 2% of the population and spread out.
The problems start at 10% and will destroy the country completely between 15-20%.
The multiply like rats too.
Of course none of this would happen if not for the jews so they should still be priority no. 1.

>>519169630
>>519169745
go back to twitter

>>519169495 (OP)
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>>519169745
this

Put some lamb or buffalos in it and we can be Frens.

A quart of whole milk is a better test. Five minutes to finish it. If they shit in the next 12 hours after drinking it they are denied citizenship and permanently barred from the country, can't even get a tourism visa.
Dishonest people are dishonest, but you can't trick genetics. They might cheat and take a bunch of lactase before the test, but just hold them under close monitoring prior to the exam for however long oral lactase is active.

>>519169495 (OP)
>br*ad
no

>>519169495 (OP)
This post is sponsored by the same people who try to ban companies from calling vegan sausage "sausage"

>>519169495 (OP)
Why tf you retards don't understand immigration is because your rich corporate overlords want cheap labor
Why are you pussies punching down

>>519169495 (OP)
Good burger, needs more veggies desu.

>>519169495 (OP)
The founding fathers would be against this.

>>519169495 (OP)
It would disqualify Kikes too.

>>519169495 (OP)
>muh test for citizenship
So you still want to admit brownoids?

You don't need to be left-wing or right-wing, you just gotta be White-wing. It's all that matters. There are 450 million people in Nigeria, and most of them are Christian and eat all kinds of meat. Would you admit 200 million of them, retard?

>>519186443
Wait, there's only 230 mil, my bad. Point still stands.

>>519170334
Pretty sure Father Ted had a hand in that too.

>>519169495 (OP)
YSK that Muslims are permitted to eat pork in a few circumstances, and I'm pretty sure one of those is to hide their faith.

>>519179062
Yeah but then the bacon is cold.by the time your eggs are done

>>519169495 (OP)
They have very flexible princips.

>>519174478
Buddy, do you have any idea how many yids don't keep kosher?

>>519169745
Lol. Double digit Murican doesn't have the intelligence to extrapolate out. I'm genuinely curious, how does it feel to be a retard? Is it good, better than expected? And did you get circumsized by Jews at birth (binary: Yes/No) please.

>>519169745
what you mean to say is ive never had a christian affect my life poorly

>>519177579
wtf is with this ai bullshit

>>519169495 (OP)
I'm a vegetarian and i'd eat that.
>>519169630
I thought all muslop shilling stopped.

>>519188182
do JW count

>>519169745
hebrew:
A terrorist who infiltrated Israel on 7.10 and took part in the massacre was arrested in the USA after an FBI investigation: Mahmoud Amin Yaqub Al-Muhtadi was arrested yesterday in Louisiana after allegedly playing a major role in the October 7 attack, then obtaining a visa in September 2024 and moving to the USA. It all started when Shin Bet gave a tip to the FBI about Mahmoud, his connection to a terrorist organization in Gaza called the Democratic Front for the Liberation of Palestine, and also provided evidence of his physical involvement in the Hamas attack on 7.10. According to findings, he himself entered the Gaza village and other areas in Israel and took part in the massacre. His phone device confirmed his location in Israel during the massacre, and recordings were found such as, “Ready,” “The border line is open,” “Bring rifles.” After a year, he applied for and received a visa, moved to the USA but even then remained in contact with the terrorist organization he worked for, filmed himself and his children with illegal weapons while wearing a keffiyeh, and sent them messages and pictures. He is charged with visa fraud, after lying that he had no connection to a terrorist organization, providing assistance to a foreign terrorist organization, conspiracy, support of terrorist materials, and other charges.

>>519169773
>if citizenship was on the line no indian would even consider refusing
this is it, it's so accurate. >>>/wsg/6002554
See dead jeets in ukraine, that's how far they are willing to migrate abroad (escape from india), die getting droned there? still better than alive in india. I really wish jeets enlistment program in both russia & ukraine is intentionally a indian depopulation program

Also the fact indians are in ukraine alone is a revolting revelation
>willing even to migrate to fucking ukraine (and other non-EU balkans): cheap, easy visa requirements, and all of them are praying to their hindu pantheon betting on ukraine get admitted as EU members (even baltics get overran by indians)
>indians are parasites, only want to save their own skins, no loyalty but leech the new host nations. Ukraine got invaded; all indians flee like locust escaping cleansing flame. All of them flee to EU instead back to india.
Imagine those brownoid hindoos & sikhs in Canada? they'll switch allegiance to any country they could leech of better (White nations).
>Canada get annexed by US, all indian-canadians will waive US flags
>Canada get invaded by China (with imaginary assumption US wouldn't intervene), all indian-canadians will immediately apply asylum to US
>Both Canada & US collapse into civil war chaos which all indians will be looted, and massacred, they'll flee; to EU, Japan, etc. as long as it isn't india!

Another protip. They will never denounce their hindu faith.
Poor White men who get married to indian women that are zealous hindu (especially high castes)
>kept her hindu name
>remain hindu
>stringently raises her half poo offsprings as hindu (hindu name, customs, mentality)
JD Vance is one of it. The moment Vance become President, you'll see any US cabinets filled with indians

>>519178776
Notice the steep price increase of meat, especially beef. That's indians' lobbying. (Via SDG, WEF framework, shilling vegetarianism)

>>519169495 (OP)
Nazis wouldn't eat that because they're religiously avoiding seed oils. Jews would eat that because they always have a way to trick god.

>>519169495 (OP)
Nice idea, just get the micrplastics out of the cheese.

>>519169495 (OP)
Isnt it OK for them to these things if the situation calls for it? Or maybe only under life threatening situations. They could play it as if they were in a war and they need to do this in order to conquer/defeat the enemy.

>>519169630
seriously nigger?

>>519188884
the only way they screw up your life is if you let them in to begin with. JW are kinda like vampires in that sense, they cant get to you if you dont open the door and invite them in

>>519187879
I keep filtered bacon grease in the refrigerator for just such an occasion.

>>519169495 (OP)
This right here is why I want to go back to the Nineties. Cheap bacon cheeseburgers made by the class retard or a random ogress, served by QT classmate or jaded lot lizard. No pajeets. No niggers. No fat chicks. Just slammin' a cheeseburger, then having that post-meal smoke right there at the table.

Not to burst your bubble but my father was jewish and ate plenty of pork

>>519169495 (OP)
Just stop fucking importing shitskins
How the fuck is a test even necessary?
>stop bullshit wars in the middle east
>Muslims stop coming over
>give Palestinians 8 trillion dollars worth of military support as reparation for past support of Israel
>Israel stops existing - infinite shitjeet bioweapon deactivated - no one left to collect on the national debt.
2 step solution to all of the world's problems.

>>519169495 (OP)
>good and honest white christian man applies for citizenship during lent or on friday
>can't pass it
Amermexcrement educayshion moment.

>>519189508
>Protestants only, no Cathlikikes
fucking based.
jj tho fuck jewish divide and conquer. Will break bread with catholics

>>519169495 (OP)
I am willing to violate my religion if it means living in a first world country
Most indians would secretly agree with me

>>519170849
I learn something new every day

>>519169745
I miss when this board wasn’t almost exclusively populated by retards and terrorist-sympathizers, it was a much better time.

>>519189827
You're jewish.

>>519170529
High volume places cook it most of the way earlier and then throw it in the fryer for a couple seconds.

>>519187879
it takes a minute to fry an egg. your doing it wrong retard

>>519169495 (OP)
Not 'cant'

>>519169495 (OP)
I dont think bacon really adds something to the cheeseburger
I would prefer a double cheeseburger with thin paddies always to bacon

>>519169495 (OP)
I'm white and vegetarian
Deal with it

>>519169495 (OP)
>eat a burger once to enter country
>apologize to god(s) accordingly
>do some kind of ritual cleansing
>never do it again

You underestimate how often people circumvent their religion's rules. They'd especially do it if it was the test to get into the US.

>>519170334
Jews did 9/11 you stupid kike

>>519169495 (OP)
My wife is Japanese. She would eat that. ..or about a third of it and I get it for lunch the next day.

>>519169658
We literally have McDonalds here. I just ate 3 mcDoubles kek

>>519169495 (OP)
>favorite smokehouse-style restaurant doesn't serve bacon because it's run by Pakis

Fucking tragic

>>519190329

Japanese or Japanese-American?

>>519172272
>Epic Meal invented eggs and bacon

>>519190423
Japanese, I have to go to Japan every year. I haven't had a vacation anywhere else really since having kids.

>>519188968
So, national socialists wouldn't, but global socialists would. Got it.

>>519190185
This. Jews have all kinds of loopholes, and muslims are allowed by their own religion to break any rule if it gives them an edge over the "infidel".

>>519169495 (OP)
having a foreskin should be the test

>>519190701
>I haven't had a vacation anywhere else

Japan's a pretty good place to vacation friendo

>since having kids.

How many?

>>519190801
>and muslims are allowed by their own religion to break any rule if it gives them an edge over the "infidel".
>Hey guys I'm totally redpilled about the jews. Now let me regurgitate a bunch of jewish shit about muslims that I learned from the talmudvision
I bet you still think they did 9/11 too.
Dietary rules are considered relatively minor.
A Muslim can break them for
A. Survival
B. Not being annoying faggots when they go over to a Christian friend's house. I.e. If the food is prepared by "People of the book." (Christians, Jews, Sabians)
And if they do break them the penalty is the same as any minor transgression. They make up for it either via fasting or charity.
It's like all that retarded jewish crap boomers talk about
"DURR WE SHOULD COAT OUR BULLETS IN PORK SO THEY GO TO HELL"
Like how fucking retarded are you that you believe garbage like that?
Holy fuck
I'd rather talk to a kike than someone this fucking goyed.

>>519187745
That money is still resting in his account all these years later.

>>519190701
>since having kids.
good lad

>>519191116
Calm down mohammed, you're going to explode.

>>519169495 (OP)
Spics and niggers can eat this, despite it is very unseasoned

>>519169630
I want Muslims Jews and Christroons to all die of AIDS since I think interracial marriage is retarded and they think it's necessary

>>519191256
>Calm down mohammed, you're going to explode.


BOOOOOM !!

>>519169598
Hello tiny white dick incel, you left your country or orgin due to BIG BLACK DICK taking your white girls right timmy, worthless cuckold white freak lOL?

>>519169495 (OP)
Bump. It should be required to eat one at the citizenship ceremony.

>>519191005
Two girls. They are fluent in English and Japanese. The oldest has spent a couple summer vacations going to school in Japan.

>>519190701
>>519190329
>>519176443

Hello tiny white dick incel, you left your country or orgin due to BIG BLACK DICK taking your white girls right timmy, worthless cuckold white freak lOL?

>>519183161
We multiply like humans at typically 2 to 3 kids on average, you're the one reproducing like a castrated panda

>>519174305
>there is a reason why bacon is popular in the us and not in the rest of the world.

>>519189072
Pork Fat vs Lard vs Bacon Fat: What’s The Difference?

Lard and bacon fat are both types of pork fat, but not all pork fat is bacon fat or lard.

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Pork fat has numerous uses. In addition to rendering the fat to make lard (see below), you can add it to homemade sausage and other ground pork products. When making a stew or casserole, try melting a cube of pork fat in the pot instead of using butter or oil.

Once the fat has been rendered to make lard or bacon grease, it’s still a versatile ingredient. However, the difference in texture makes it difficult to use pork fat and lard interchangeably.
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>>519169745
Look at UK or Michigan. They're just as bad as the others and shouldn't be permitted.

>>519191531
We're coming, Chaim.

>>519191531
No, I met my wife in college. She came to the United States. I did go work over there for two years, because my wife got a job working for the kikes at Goldman Sachs.

>>519191491
>The oldest has spent a couple summer vacations going to school in Japan.

Good for her!

>>519169495 (OP)
>What if eating a bacon cheeseburger really did become the sole US citizenship test?
I have never felt so american in my life

>>519189072
i bet the jew fears you

I asked AI to pretend to be a Jew and come up with some sneaky Jewish loopholes if faced with this situation, and here is what it gave me:

>Arguing that pikuach nefesh (preservation of life) or anus (forced conversion, yes that's literally what they call it) applies here, in that not being able to work legally or access healthcare in the US is a life threatening or humanitarian situation that makes eating the burger permissible

>Spitting out or vomiting the burger after eating it (similar to what Borat did with the "poisoned" food at the Jewish B&B), or swallowing each bite whole without tasting it, so it's technically not "eaten"

>Eating the burger in an intentionally grotesque way (e.g. mixed with something foul or while holding one's nose), because the Talmud says the prohibitions only apply during "normal eating" (derech achila)

>Temporarily selling one's Jewish status to a Gentile during the test, then buying it back later (similar to selling chametz before Passover)

>Somehow arguing you're a minor, as minors have to follow different Kosher rules (I doubt this'll work)

>>519191491
*hits pipe*

>>519191427
Kek, mutt's law is true.

>>519191307
Most negros are already US citizens. There are a few negros slipping in from actual Africa, but they hate the ex-slave negros and don't even want to be called negros. They're more similar to Indians in terms of work ethic, and darker in complexion, but unlike Indians are at least nominally Christian.

>>519188046
Would your country be swamped (no pun intended) by nafris and other muslim filth if you weren't a jewish safe haven 600 years running?

>>519192934
>There are a few negros slipping in from actual Africa
because it's much easier to head for EU and UK where they also get free gibs

>>519190714
Yes. The burger is a result of culture mixing.

>>519169495 (OP)
OK but I don't want to be amerimutt, I'll take the free burger with cancer cheese thanks

>>519169495 (OP)
i havent have had has a good burg in a while
burgerme is too expensive, 20 bucks for a burger? what do you need 25 bucks for? literally ripping off 30 bucks for a buger. borger

>>519169495 (OP)
Hehe Silly already had the correct citizenship test.
The toilet paper bin test.

>>519188920
>this is it, it's so accurate
There any more from this guy? Been having difficulty finding shit since it looked like he got spooked and pulled the delete card.

>>519190185
Have to give it 2hrs also to ensure they aren't just going to throw it up the second they leave the area.

>>519194572
If it's the one about whether you flush tp or not, I had a chink landlord who insisted we didn't do that

Miserable experience all around in general. He had some of his family with him and it was super awkward. They were prying in me all the time, and it literally made me want to kill myself.

>>519169495 (OP)
> le edgy christian bee man
> goes mask off likudnik glazer

The entire alt-right is completely fake. A key-jangling honeypot for spooks and warmongers.

>>519169972
>thick cut
hell yes. man I wish I could eat more bacon but its so calorie heavy i always feel like a blob after eating a few pieces

>>519194450
>w-w-with c-cancer cheese t-thanks
fuck off nigger. fuck your cheese

>>519170547
More precisely it's the secular jews who are the worst.

>>519169495 (OP)
what's wrong with cheddar, or havarti, or colbyjack? I just don't like american cheese.

>>519195921
american is better for burgers

>>519195976
fuck you it's slop. it's not good at all. mcdonalds puts it on their burgers so they can have the cheese melt while it's wrapped up. they have their patties pre cooked and waiting in a steam tray. I go to culver's where they cook your burger after you order it, and they melt the cheddar on the grill.
fuck american cheese. cheddar is the best burger cheese. we just should have renamed cheddar instead and conquered it from the brits.

>>519169495 (OP)
Chinks can eat cheese dude.
I don't really care about east Asians coming to the US as long as we don't give them good jobs.

>>519179062
Always makes me sick, I'm a butter man

>>519169745
My incredible psychic powers are telling me you didn't grow up in a Muslim majority neighborhood in Europe.

>>519170334
Thats statism.
((( someone ))) destroyed the towers, now everyone is guilty until they prove themselves innocent

What if instead you just banned male infant genital mutilation?

>>519169495 (OP)
Christians shouldn't eat pigs either. Jesus came to get the backsliders to go back to the commandments and laws of the old testament which says you shouldn't eat pigs. Jesus never said it's ok to ignore the laws and eat pigs from now on

>>519196168
I prefer cheddar on a bacon cheeseburger.
>bacon/cheddar/hamburger/mayo combo ftw

>>519196168
I do a slice of cheddar and a slice of American on the typical burger so I get melt and flavor. Nothing melts better than American. Gooey beauty. Though I'll go with havarti or pepperjack depending on the circumstances. Calling American shit is kind of retarded.

>>519196539
Jesus came and said it really didn't matter

>>519171159
>I just couldn't say no to grandma
IKTF anon
>forces down pressed duck and tells grandma it's delicious

>>519196764
genuine danish havarti melts better than american, and it does it without sodium citrate. give it a try. you won't believe it. get it sweet and creamy, not dill, not aged, and it has to be imported from denmark.

>>519196559
pepper jack
with cucumbers
no ketchup, or that faggot mayo shit that's just a surrogate for semen
instead, mustard
and some onions

>>519169495 (OP)
>>Chinks can't eat American cheese
Brother, chinks will literally eat live bugs. I assure you they will gobble down American cheese no problem.

>>519169598
>>519169495 (OP)
Hitler was a vegan, and pork is fucking disgusting. The animal eats literal trash and most of the US meat supply contains human DNA from the pigs eating murdered humans.
The cow meats just as disgusting since it's all vaxxmaxxed
Thats not even real cheese btw

>>519196914
>eating cucumbers on a burger and bitching about mayonnaise
Opinion violently discarded

>>519196993
>most of the US meat supply contains human DNA from the pigs eating murdered humans.
STFU idiot

>>519169495 (OP)
wrong

>>519196993
Hitler was vegetarian, not vegan. He ate fish and eggs, and cheese.

>>519197049
nah, it's good, i'd even add an egg to it too, probably hash browns if i'm going to go that far anyways

>>519197255
I've never unstood adding hashbrowns or fries to a burger or a gyro or a shawarma. I want my sandwches sandwiches, and my fries on the side. I've never seen someone put fries on a reuben.

>>519169495 (OP)
The animal is tortured in a factory farm

>>519198253
The torture adds to the flavor.

>>519196993
>Hitler was a vegan
No he wasn't. His diet was mostly vegetarian, but he did eat meat on rare occasion.

>>519169495 (OP)
jews trick us into eating pork

>>519198164
hash browns aren't fries

>>519196993
I bet your dick is mutilated.

>>519169495 (OP)
I would absolutely devour this burger

>>519169495 (OP)
>>Chinks can't eat American cheese
Are you sure about that? Chinese sausage is the worst in the world, I think they can handle a little process cheese. Lactose? Most of that gets aged out of the source cheeses and most of the rest gets cooked out during the "process". The small amount remaining would only give them a little gas, and that's ignoring North Chinese who tend to have the lactase persistence gene from all the millenia of steppenigger rape. Some NorChinks are 80% Turko-Mongol and even have detectable levels of West Eurasian in their mix.

>>519199188
they're fried potatoes. just cubed instead of long way. the brits even split the difference and call it a chip.

>>519196993
>Thats not even real cheese btw
You fundamentally misunderstand what process cheese actually is. Do your homework before opening your mouth and embarrassing yourself again.

>>519199253
Now, if I was King of the American people, the faster ur finish time, the more guns you get with ur citizenship

>>519169495 (OP)
>What if eating bacon did become the sole citizenship test?

>>519169495 (OP)
>Chinks can't eat American cheese
They can though but i get what youre playing at.
Hiwever it should be a beyondburger or a insectburger because that is what (((the west))) stands for now

>>519169495 (OP)
it would be the modern shibboleth, but it would work

every applicant should be required to finish the whole bacon burger

some david blaine that shit and hide a bite of it in their mouth or throat for hours

>>519197106
>>519197140
>>519198897
>>519199228
>>519199359
All these seething kikes LMAO

>>519200492
>most of the US meat supply contains human DNA from the pigs eating murdered humans.
It's not seething to point out that you said monumentally retarded nigger

>>519169495 (OP)
you think like a child

>>519169495 (OP)
based. no kikes allowed. can we oven all the ones currently in the US?

>>519186392
even better

>>519196993
1.Hitler wasn't vegan. the jews said that he was in an attempt to humiliate him (vegtards were rightfully seen as retards back then)

2. you're muslim LOL

>>519169495 (OP)
There are really niggers out there that don’t know that Muslims engage in taqyyia or that jews do whatever they want and spiritually frame a chicken.

>>519169495 (OP)
Chinese would eat that for citizenship. Guaranteed. We would have mostly Chinese immigrants. Muslims would do it too. They got Zutted they like forced cuckoldry.

>>519199334
no, fries are fried in oil and seasoned, hash browns have the starch drained out of them and are soft and wet, they aren't the same fucking thing and if you think so then you're a fat squat nonwhite brown mexican nigger and all the fucking shit you stuff down your gullet is the fucking same to your fat low iq ass

>>519169495 (OP)
both jews and muslims can suspend their religious principles
and 'transgress' if it saves their life or benefits the greater jewish/muslim cause
so they will eat your citizenship test bacon cheeseburger and later be 'absolved' of their 'sin'

>>519173154
Given everything so far, they're the most tolerable

>>519203105
stop flaping your fuck hole, nigger.

>>519169495 (OP)
Hindus will gobble up american steak as they believe that's the different cow they don't worship it

>>519203791
zebu cows aren't real cows. taurine or go home!

>>519203054
Having mostly Chinese immigrants would be an improvement over the current situation.

>>519203791
Then how come Indians still eat smelly curry goyslop with their hands instead of eating steak like normal Americans?

>>519171995
Use both and add a glass of milk to filter the lactose intolerant.

>>519174305
>there is a reason why bacon is popular in the us and not in the rest of the world

>>519205460
That would still be ez mode for everyone from Gypsies and African Christians to Mexicans.
>>519201559
It doesn't work against non-vegeterarian Hindus albeit.
>You'r
The memes make themselves.

>>519169495 (OP)
What if we just let NO ONE IN
And kicked out all the brown ones while we are at it.

>>519192901
Gets me everytime

>>519169972
It cuts away after he bites. We gotta keep them under containment until they shit it out. Put a little piece of string in it.

>>519169495 (OP)
>Chinks can't eat American cheese

>>519169495 (OP)
>driving the untermenschen away
Behold the american übermensch kekekekkeke

>>519169495 (OP).

Duh...

>jews literally go as far as transferring all their sins to a fucking chicken to try and trick God
>muslims become immensely degenerate when in the west anyway, ignoring all their traditions
>hindus (jeets) lie about everything
>as do chinks
And you think a bacon cheese burger will stop them? They'll eat it and just make up some bullshit excuse why it doesn't violate their morals and rules. These people have already made up the most insane excuses just to flood the west and take over, but sure, a this will stop them, sure. The only people it will stop are the "woke health nuts" because they're honest (White) so congrats, you just excluded more Whites from coming in.

>>519191427
Based

>>519169495 (OP)
And these are the people who call themselves Christian. How Christ-like.

>>519207769
The only people Jesus ever got angry at were Jews.

>>519169495 (OP)
Grow up humanity
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLosV7-J3OWsDsZO-SnzWhE3XOL1wLTIvD

>>519207127
While they lap up so many slimy exotic animals in thick gooey sauces all the time, for some reason the Orientals remain quite averse to Western style burgers, cheeses, and mayos, somehow. This holds both back "home" and in other countries.

They'll consume stuff like milk tea, labubu ice cream, and even special kinds of cheesecake. Yet the moment they catch a whiff of provolone or mozzarella, they can't stand it.

I have no idea why it's like that, but it is. If Cherry Xiong is out on a vacation in her Honda Odyssey with her 2.5 kumon slaves and husband-master, and she ends up in some lonely part of Appalachia where there are like 3 Chinese permanent residents, she'd rather eat General Tso's Chicken, inauthentic as it is, than risk her delicate arteries and chink sensibilities for a burger. And even if it's one of those trash towns where McD's and Burger King are the only things to eat in miles, she'll just go with a fish burger. It's one of those dumb immigrant stereotypes, but one rooted in truth, and I can guarantee you that instituting such a citizenship requirement is going to stop a non-zero number of chinks from immigrating to the US.

It's just like how China forces / forced you to get an anal probe in order to enter.

>>519191690
>French flag
>We
Are they really getting that bold already? Must have reached the 10% threshold.

>>519207472
Which immigrant would you rather have as your gf?

>based tomboy tradeswoman conservatradcathwife short hair tanned Latina who loves eating carbs and working out, and acts and speaks like a total bro all the time except in bed

>woke lesbian-until-graduation furry white tears HR liberal arts college-educated feminist BLM anti-Zionist Jew No Kings urbanist yuppie vegan environmentalist criticalibtard theorist Nancy from Old England (she/they/xorf) (BLM)

>>519169745
>he said while taking 10 nigger dicks at once
No white person should be advocating for any shade of brown, regardless of what they are. You fucking niggerlover.

>>519169630
Muslims got too comfortable on pol thinking they could take advantage of the average polcels hatred of kikes. Its pretty indicative of how fucking retarded they are. As if their savagry was forgotten lmao. You and kikes are literally the same shit. Two sides of the same semitic coin. Plus muhhammad takes nigger cocks.

>>519196436
Yehordi Bushenstein

>>519208709
The white one. Next question patel?

>>519169495 (OP)
Jews and Muslims are allowed to lie. They would eat the burger.

>>519169495 (OP)
I'd gladly eat that every day.

>>519170334
>Muslims are the reason air travel has been shit for the last 24 years
No, that would also be Jews.

>>519191427
Disgusting jeet
>>519207619
Faggot jeet

>>519209324
Ni that would be muslims. Imagine going out of your way to run defense for fucking browns. Kikes facilitated their entry into the west, but muslims proceed to act like savage animals all on their own. I denounce the talmud. You fucking monkey nigger.

>>519208923
I'm the fucking OP you retard

>>519169495 (OP)
Because circumcised none-Whites will never eat bacan freely. But considered circumcised Whites, NO such thing should exist, ever!

>>519169598
I feed my Chinese gf cheese all the time

>>519169495 (OP)
>Chinks can't eat American cheese
Where are you getting this? Chinks here are atheist as fuck and mainland chinese eat anything including bugs and dogs. Why would they refuse to eat cheese?

>>519169495 (OP)
Eating a cheese burger and hot dogs are sacraments, it doesn't make you American, it's just a picture of being American the same way baptism doesn't make you a christian.

>>519195170
>its so calorie heavy i always feel like a blob after eating a few pieces
I feel wired up and energetic after eating a whole pound. I end up burning it all off.

Can't say the same if I ate the same amount of kcal in bread.

>>519212668
Because eating american cheese might lower their social credit score.

>>519187940
>do you have any idea how many yids don't keep kosher?
Most don't. Most are not adherent and are similar to Christians where they're not especially religious, but the religion keeps community cohesion. I notice that diet jews really hate regular jews, given they are incredibly intrusive and holier-than-thou.

Come home, White man.

>>519212745
There's a joke in Asia that pretty much goes along the lines of:
>china can and will eat anything, even down to the table legs
China in general doesn't eat much dairy, but given the option, they will.

Countries like Japan and Korea eat cheese because of the United States. Americans ate cheese, and brought it to postwar Japan and Korea, so they now have a culture where it can be found in the food. China in particular had cultural purges and really does not like introducing foreign influences wherever they can be found.

>>519203525
kill yourself, spic

>>519213086
>china
there is nothing more jewish than good goy point system

>>519169972
>broke one of the yolks
Yikes

>>519213059
Can't they fold the cheese back onto the burger? At least half of it? As is you either have to tear it off and put it under the bun or eat it separately, which I would want to do with all of it.
But not bad besides this.

>>519213086
Lactose is mainly an issue with raw milk, and there's not that much cheese in American cheese to begin with. It's like that chocolate glaze shit with 97% fat and 3% cocoa.

>>519215769
That's up to (You). Some fold it back in, some eat it with the fries, etc. Freedom.

>>519169495 (OP)
I like it, smart!
Filter out the lactose intolerant (Asian / weak genes) too

I want to forbid child mutilation (circumcision), punishable by death, filters out all the trash

>>519208838
trvke dropped

>>519169972
I just eat hot smoked Christmas bacon. Cold.

>>519169495 (OP)
Nice. Can I practice for this test at the local American embassy?

>>519190701
>>519190329
Did you meet her here or in Japan?
Currently learning Japanese myself to get out of this shithole

>>519213086
True, and you literally see it in their language btw.

Look up how to say any of the following in Japanese or Korean, vs. Chinese:

fork, computer, laptop, pen, pipe, violin, camera, biscuit, oven, tomato, tent, concert, lamp, dessert, oregano, blender, sweater, syrup, screwdriver, wrench, dress, apartment, engineer, kiss, mask, allergy, pancake, ribbon, cake, hotel, jelly, style, blouse, drama, tennis, muffin, mannequin, banana, website, surfboard, omelet, siren, pasta, oatmeal, steak, olive, sorbet, chimpanzee, internship, skateboard, catheter

>>519171075

>that post
>that flg

>>519169495 (OP)
>Jews can't eat meat with milk, or bacon
many american jews don't care about the milk/cheese with beef thing and will have a cheeseburger. most will avoid bacon but not all by a long stretch.

>>519169495 (OP)
asians put american cheese on ramen all the time lmfao

>>519218510
well if they're less likely to keep kosher, does that mean they're less likely to read the talmud or kvetch about?

>>519212579
Imagine the braps