Thread 519177559

I voted for this.

What is that?

>>519177559 (OP)
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Impressive what surgery can achieve. How much did this man spend?

>>519177594
You can pay to look, but can't pay to touch

>>519177559 (OP)
Hi,

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.
Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.
Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that
They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.

Damn bro imagine spreading your butthole on the internet. Humiliation ritual.

>>519177559 (OP)
This is grotesque.

>>519177637
But I don’t even know what it is?

>>519177644
You might be gay

>>519177644
Good copypasta but the one you have was rewritten by an illiterate brit. (creature whos) should be "whose" (less they get) should be "lest", etc

Hi,

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina -- in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys... but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street, so care-free & thinking she's all that, I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.

Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whose ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favor.

Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly lest they get inflated egos and think they're all that

They're just too close together; sorry, but its true.

>>519177559 (OP)
Sex

>>519177619
YES

Buy an ad kira

>>519177559 (OP)
i want to slot into that

>>519177683
The inner lips look like a scrotum.

>>519177559 (OP)
why does "she" have man-hands? and broad shoulders?

>>519177594
>>519177697
A secret weapon to destroy civilizations.

>>519177559 (OP)
I don't even want sex anymore bros. I just want the idea of someone choosing to be with me.

>>519177559 (OP)
what is that and why does it make my peepee hard? make it go away!

>>519177559 (OP)
I mean a woman's anus and vagina are so close together I don't see why they couldn't have just been the same hole to save space

sage

>I voted for this.
but instead you got jewish cock in your throat, gz

>>519177559 (OP)
Meanwhile I have chronic infections in my asshole, which modern medicin are unable to fix.
This world is a fucking joke

>>519177768
That's because it would become a scrotum were she to have been formed into a male in the womb. Men are women are not that different in terms of sexual organs. If a woman takes a sufficient amount of testosterone her clitoris will become a tiny penis. Sex is gay.

>>519177873
Whoever designed them fucked up big time in many ways.

>>519177559 (OP)
she sucks. literally

>>519177559 (OP)
What.. a roastbeef sandwich?

>>519177619
There's some great greentexts about some anons actually taking a sniff of the brapper
They have never been the same

>>519177873
because you have gut bacteria that helps you digest food in intestines
your shit contains that bacteria and if it gets into vagina it can create infections, which is why it's a terrible idea to go between vaginal and anal sex back and forth
not to mention delivering a living baby from such pregnancy would be a miracle

>>519177905
start putting some garlic up in there

>>519177841
That's crazy bro

>>519177594
Poop chute

>>519177915
great. thanks for being gross, I will never have sex again

>>519177559 (OP)
Imagine the smell.

>>519178017
I think I might be asexual. This is disgusting to me.

>>519178004
Weak anons
id survive it

>>519177873
Anon not even including the anus, the vagina isnt even only one hole.

>>519178034
>thanks for being gross

It is simply the reality of the situation.

>>519177559 (OP)
you didn't vote for state mandated girlfriends.. sorry pal

>>519178040
You put your penis inside her vagina
God didn't say you had to stare at it first
Also stop watching porn

>>519178040
you;'re australian. you're tastes are beyond human salvation

>>519177559 (OP)
POV you're a midwife

>>519178065
yeah and now I can't unsee it. thanks for turning me gay. but at least my excuse is that I failed to australian bantz, let god be merciful

>>519178040
Assholes are suppose to be disgusting and revolting anon.. there is nothing wrong with you, only faggots like poo and poopholes. Congrats on not being a faggot unironcally.

>>519178070
Thats funny because I never look at pussy when I'm having sex. Like ive been with my gf for 6 years and I dont know what her vagina looks like

>>519178014
Does.. does that actually work?

>>519178040
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

>>519178040
Vaginas were not meant to be seen. And have no use other than procreation.
Your minds have been warped by the perverted demonic jew.

>>519178130
You should take a picture of it while she sleeps and frame it up in your living room.. see if she notices what her pussy looks like.

>>519178017
That's a man

Jannies are jerking off right now give them a bit guys

>>519178039
Lube and butthole is a very specific smell. Imagining it is extremely easy

>>519178125
>assholes are disgusting
Mfw

>best thread on /pol/ is a discussion about womens buttholes

really gets the noggin' joggin'

>>519178271
BETCH

>>519178311
Maybe it's the one with the least bots right now

>>519177637
Most of them you can, just have to put the right figures out there.

Nice balloon knot on her

>>519178130
>gf
>6 years
Man the fuck up already and marry her or stop wasting her fertile years.

>>519178017
This website really makes you think

>>519177559 (OP)
i am tired of looking at womens assholes

>>519178249
You can literally see the pussy lips