Thread 519179904

How am I supposed to go back to Islam now? I have a genuine existential crisis after this. Is it sunnah (ie. tradition) to get zutted by pajeets? Wtf does this mean? :(( Ya allah help the ummah

>>519179904 (OP)
PAJEETS
BUSTING
UPON
HIM

>>519179904 (OP)
>>519179931
ummah sissies....i think i just became an atheist

bro...bros?

>>519179904 (OP)
Why are we only just learning about this?
Like its funny as fuck butt how the hell did it take so long to learn this

>>519179904 (OP)
Why would God command you to kill people who believe in a version of Him He allowed to exist? Is your God's power that delicate?

>>519180186
Thousands of Hadiths to scroll through.

>>519180324
They have thousands?
Damn, still tho its been many many years since we first had to fight those sandniggers off

>>519179904 (OP)
nice larp ut a true muzz would just lie its not true.

>>519180414
One of the most famous Hadith collectors is a guy named Bukhari. He supposedly memorized 300,000-600,000 Hadiths, but only wrote down 7,000. Besides Bukhari, there are other collections like one called called Muslim, and several more.

>>519180480
Ah okay, that makes sense why it took so long then
So chances are we find some more embarassing stuff about muhammed in the coming years then?

>>519180186
There's a bunch of abrahamic stories that are just retarded, but no one actually reads these books other than zealots, and only the non retarded ones get spread through osmosis.
For instance there's the one about Abraham making his wife marry the pharaoh to get free shekels, and when god learns if this he decides to punish the pharaoh's people.
Or how Muhammad was cucked and his childhood friend got stolen by some merchant chad, and he then got picked up by a cougar twice his age, and would constantly cry piss and shit himself in her lap.
No, really, just read the mythology of Muhammad, it reads like a comedy skit. Apparently it took Gabriel three times to show up in front of Muhammad and try to show him the secred texts, before he realised the guy was illiterate. And each time he'd beat Muhammad up, after which Muhammad would run back and cry in his wife's lap, while his schizo Christian uncle would shout how he's the chosen one now

it was always like that

>>519179904 (OP)
The hadith is weak, and says they are jinns who had no genitals.

Meamwhile Bible: God is going to send rapists against his children of Israel (Deuteronomy 28). God gives them over to Assyrians whose organs and semen are like horses (Ezekiel 23)

>>519179904 (OP)
Forced meme

>>519180545
Someone out there will hopefully start feeding it all to AI and have it do the dirty work for us.

>>519180545
>>>519180480
>Ah okay, that makes sense why it took so long then
>So chances are we find some more embarassing stuff about muhammed in the coming years then?

CERN.
Long message sent through LHC, to first digital hadith collections in the early 1990s.
Which then made it into all the printed Hadith books, from 1990-now.
Which are relied upon.

Edits were made to an existing hadith, changed some words, camel --> prophet. Clothed ---> naked.

>>519180627
greekmithology is like this too lmao xd.ALl religion is bullshit.They literally tell you to cut your hoodie.

>>519180654
YHWH allows child brides and allows men to rape little girls into marraige.
Which is to his credit.

Since you oppose us marrying cute young little girls: we will kill you.
Do you understand me?

>>519179904 (OP)
i know what you mean. this story literally broke me. how can i look at the teachings of our great religion and not think "built for BZC"? i have lost all motivation to better myself and becoming a Ulama. i keep having the same dream. where i am the scribe and i am screaming "no messenger! you must escape!". i feel a great heaviness during these nightmares, like as if a djinn is binding me, forcing me to watch our prophet get passed around like some young american frat whore. him enjoying every inch of the zutt dick. Allah make it stop!

>>519179904 (OP)
fuck islam

>>519180804
you should have stayed in the sissy circle if you cant handle god.

>>519180774
jews and their golems should shut the fuck up

>>519180852
same religion retard.

>>519180324
I saw the prophet eating chicken

>>519180851
ah, a typical piece of shit you are i see. kicking someone when they're down. europeans deserve to suffer at the hands of islam

I would join Islam if it was a tad gayer. Another story like this bubbling up to the top and it's a fuckin Jihad on yall asses.

>>519180871
that's a funny statement because islam is closer to christianity then it is to judaism

>>519180852
Marrying little girls is good.
You oppose this and I will kill you for this.

Lolis are the best wives.

>>519180852
Marry little girls, retarded fucking fake muslim.
Lolis are the best.

requesting someone post all the Hadith comics
those are funny as

>>519180939
i know marrying a little girl is good but not as young as fucking 3 year old as they say she should be older

>>519180983
I never said she should be 3.
7 or 8 is good.

>>519181005
the jews say she can be 3 or 4 years old

>>519180983
Here's how it works in white land:
1) Some number is set, lets say 7,.
>Marrying 7 yr olds is DISGUSTING
next generation:
Number is now 8
>MARRYING 8 yr olds is DISGUSTING
next generation
number is now 10
>MARRYING 10 yr olds is DISGUSTING
next generation
number is now 12
on and on.

>>519181033
Who cares.
You going to seethe about it like a feminist?
Who gives a shit?

>>519180908
stay in the circle abdulah

>>519181033
Jews just say obey all earthly rulers.
They are essentially christians.

>>519180919
both stem from jewdaism.

>>519181107
fucking toddlers is disgusting
>>519181133
we obey earthly rulers too thats why life is so shit

>>519180969
Holy based

thats even more to it,this hadith separates the sheep from the true believers.IF you have shame asking your imam about this particular story it means deep down you kinda believe it was like that.Go ask your imam to explain you.

>>519180649
> TIL /pol/ & incels were like muzzies.

This thread brought to you by a hand rubbing jew or one of their jeet slaves. But still funny as hell.

>>519182007
hearty kek

>>519180774
The jannies must be playing whack a mole with all your VPNs you annoying faggot. You will never have a child bride. Kill yourself.

>>519179904 (OP)
Hope you trolls realize what allah is gonna do to you if it turns out that mohammad didnt do gay stuff

>>519182007
This makes female chinks wet their panties.

>>519180186
Because islamofucks hide their taint of course. Then they try to direct /pol/'s gaze onto jeets.

>>519180675
>ZUTT IT DOWN

>>519182007
Imagine the smell

>>519180186
Hadiths are a gold mine lad. Absolutely hilarious

>>519180186
Wait till you learn how he died.

>>519179904 (OP)
This is how avg zutt boy looks lke

>>519179904 (OP)
kek

>>519180654
It's WEEEEAAAK!!!!
Any Muslim scholar will tell you even daif hadiths may be true. Second, your dumb book literally has talking ants and a sun setting in a muddy pool - and divorce rules for underrage girls. Fucking leave that sick cult, bro.

>>519180852
>>519180774
The Quran literally AFFIRMS the Jewish scriptures you dumb fuck

>>519185890
well go on then faggot, enlighten us

What the fuck is Zutt?

>>519187932
The quran does say that and then denies it.

>>519187984
>Zuṭṭ is an Arabicised form of Jat. Originally inhabitants of lower Indus Valley, Jats were present in Mesopotamia from the 5th century AD
zutt=jat=jeet
and mudshits' prophet like to let them gangbang him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU&t=41s
>MUHAMMAD SAID ZUTT ZUTT IN THE BUTT
>MUHAMMAD SAID ZUTT ZUTT IN THE BUTT
>MUHAMMAD SAID ZUTT ZUTT IN THE BUTT
>ZUTTS WANTED TO DO IT, IN HIS BUTT? IN HIS BUTT?
>ZUTTS WANTED TO DO IT, IN HIS BUTT? IN HIS BUTT?
>ZUTTS WANTED TO DO IT, IN HIS BUTT? IN HIS BUTT?
>THEY DID IT IN MUHAMMAD'S BUTT. OKAY?

>>519183571
No one is trying to direct hate at you you're just that disgusting.

https://voca.ro/18jZXjnqDMsH

https://vocaroo.com/19FF4e8TrA9X
4 Zuttsluts

>>519180186
For some reason it only recently gained attention, it was cursating the internet for a while. I only found out about it like a year or so ago too.
As to why, hadiths are massive and translations into English only recently started popping up. Plus supposedly this is one of "le untrustworthy" hadiths from what I understood

>>519188116
I said zutt zutt
in the butt
zutt zutt in the butt
you wanna bum me like a prophet
yeah you do
you wanna ride me on the dunes
yeah you do

zutt zutt
in the butt

Bros... Wait, really...?

Was our Prophet a BBC slut?

>>519188116
I see.

>>519188116
kek

>>519189511
even worse

>>519179904 (OP)
Ayo lemme slide up that mussy

>>519179904 (OP)
Just accept the widely believed cope that he was just talking to desert demons.

>>519180131
Atheism is death penalty

think about it, they really fucked themselves with their retarded religion
>veil your women in mountains of fabric
>bar them from public life, keep them "safe" at home
>suddenly all those young boys start to look enticing
>"Hey Abdul your son looks kinda cute ngl, you think he can dance for us a little bit, inshallah?"
>insanely homosexual traditions crop up in their cultures to cope with their pent up horniness
>paki hand holding, gay bathhouses, bach baza, obsession with gang banging, pow rape etc. etc.
I swear it's so funny, as long as you don't actually start a homo relationship (THAT'S forbidden lmao) you can fuck boys and traps all day long in their retarded cultures. Islam is peak faggotry.

>>519189820
Momo was a sexual deviant too. He had like 18 wives and I wouldn’t be surprised if he had double the amount of men

Why was Muhammad such a zutt slut for the BZC?

>>519183571
We're capable of hating you and the muds as well as the niggers and the kikes at the same time, jeet.

Grow up humanity

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLosV7-J3OWsDnxrh7PGQ7ZWJY3ZeN7W7Q

..

>>519189743
Rate

>>519180474
>>519180521
>>519180595
I don't get it

>>519189820
It do be like that lol

>>519189752
Jinns aren't all evil.
>>519187893
Cope, even if the hadith is strong, the word yarkaboun can mean overtaken by stress. Jinn can be intimidating, it's one of the main reasons people sleep with a light on. Of course this wouldn't be as funny to the trolls. Slandering prophets is nothing new, they slandered Jesus and his mother, people slander God Himself. The only difference is people have become more degenerate.
>>519189820
Great fantasies Hans. Gay pedo practices including bacha bazi existed before Islam. European theology, history, culture and identity is full of it. You can ungay yourself so you need others to be gay as well.

>>519189820
Sounds like cope for your race-ending mistake of promiscuity culture

>>519189676
I lost all my respect to muzzies, now jews are my best friends!

>>519190876
Ok let’s do the talmud

>>519190815
whatever you say, you dress wearing rape victim

>>519190611
>we were pedo faggots even before Islam!
you really thought you had a point there lmao

>>519180186
Islamists have only recently spread their religion enough in the West for us to be exposed to the lesser known parts.
We already knew they're violent inbred psychos with a schizo warlord prophet who spoke to demons in caves, but weren't aware of the finer details.
www.thereligionofpeace.com

>>519180233
That always confused me about the Amalek in the Bible too, btw.

>>519179904 (OP)
Where in History did all the Edomites reside?
Where in History did all the Sodomites reside?

62 I.Q. Sheeboon "It's dey kulthur"

May the zutts be upon them!

>>519191183
Women showing off their bodies doesn't make society less gay as we can see in the west, your theory makes no sense that's why you bring up bacha bazi as if it's Islamic when it's more likely Greek.

>>519180545
The Good Lord told us in Like and Matthew that nothing is hidden and everything will be revealed.

>>519180654
The hadith doesnt make any sense it’s a weak hadith, miswording and misinterpretation. The jinns were following him and harrasing the prophet listening to his recitation. The hadith said they had no genitials so they wouldnt even be able to buttfuck

>>519191534
You can take your "pure cope" some where fucking else nigger!

May the zutts be upon you!

>>519180654
Cope. Muhhomomad has been anally raped by nomads with big brown dicks.

>>519191397
You can't really be considered a Muslim if you're not willing to follow the 5 pillars of Islam.

>GET ZUTTED
GET ZUTTED
>GET ZUTTED
GET ZUTTED
>GET ZUTTED
GET ZUTTED
>GET ZUTTED
GET ZUTTED
>GET ZUTTED
GET ZUTTED

>>519191501
So was it your dad, your imam or an uncle? Or are we talking plural here?

>>519180919
In that it's a satanic inversion of Christianity, yea.

>>519180682
Ai would buck break the hadiths so bad. That’s definitely the move.

>>519179904 (OP)
>dont cross line or is over for u

u can interpret it as they were testing him with black magic sacrifice unwanted frequencies and he was annoyed by such, he got hit by a super strong attack himself which muslims acknolowdge as being capable of killing like anyone else.

>>519192056
>black magic
Lol

>>519181107
We also find it disgusting to marry our cousins.
We also find it disgusting to eat slop with our fingers.
We find the smug low IQ faces of their women disgusting.

Muzzzies are only beginning to learn what disgusts is and it includes them even when we are polite to them.

>>519192013
Christianity will always be a shitskin sand nigger religion no matter how hard you try to paint it as white

>>519181153
Nope

>>519192193
your god is a shitskin like mohammad no matter how much you cope about it

>>519192122
white extinction is caused by christjewery

>>519179904 (OP)
I said zutt zutt in the butt

>>519185890
Do tell.

>>519185970
Is it me or does Princess Di look Jewish?
She has Italian blood through house of Sforza.

>>519187982
Not him but one of his slave wife poisoned him, and said that if he really was a prophet he would have known it was poisoned.

>>519188203
Weird, our "untrustworthy" texts have no degenerate crap like that. I've read plenty of Apocryphal texts and mostly they were rejected because a reliable source couldn't be found.

Islam just seems more and more like a Bizzarro World Christianity meant to drag us to hell the more I learn about it.

>>519179904 (OP)
First of all, it['s obvious that the Zutts in the narration are malevolent Jinns who were obviously trying to interact with the Prophet in a violent manner. Muhammad is considered to be the final prophet to both mankind and the Jinn in Islam.

>>519191902
That gaped you? Probably your priest, statistically.

>>519192676
Wtf Jeets are considered mythical creatures in Islam.
Your prophet is a pajeet slut

>>519181128
This is how u know Ali was chosen.

>>519187893
when has a muslim ever claimed hadiths to be infallible?

kek, they were compiled 200 years after the prophet died from the mass populace.
Perfect opportunity for some butthurt jew slaves to transmit some lies which is the whole reason the isnad and matn are disseminated so closely. A lot of these sahih hadiths are already determined to be falsehoods but everyone is too afraid to remove them in case they missed something. Most are kept for reference purposes.

>>519192609
Based

>>519192949
Then denounce those hadiths. But they never do that because deep down they know its true.

>>519179904 (OP)

Lol

>>519192818
Jinns are known to take human form in our dimension in order to blend in and not raise suspicion. Their actual form is weird and ugly by our standards.

>>519192056
Weird, when demons tried to torment Jesus he basically told them to fuck off. They had to beg Him to send him into a herd of pigs when He went to drive them out of a madman and then the pigs went off a cliff. Why follow a man who got cucked by demons when you can follow the one who could send them to Hell?

>>519179904 (OP)
its been days of posting the same shit thread, give it a rest shlomo

>>519193026
>death penalty for disagreeing
No wonder such philosophically shallow religion was able to survive all these years.

>>519192980
forgot your VPN

>Most are kept for reference purposes.

>>519193090
those weren't even demons
those were just jeets (that which zutts were)
and them zutts did it in muhomo'd's butt, okay?

>>519179904 (OP)
Reminder all anti-Muslim threads lately come from the same shitjeet Discord. Everyone is disgusted by jeets, but somehow they still keep blaming pakis in particular

>>519193154
>forgot your vpn
I never use memeflag or vpn, my flag makes muzzrats lose their mind.
Also go ahead denounce hadiths.

>>519180414
It's known alrdy retard.

>>519190876
Every Abrahamic religion is gay as fuck. Makes me wonder how many gay details were left out of the bible after the conclave edited the fuck out of it to make it palatable for Europeans.

>>519181107
in judaism its preferred to fuck the disgusting (niddah), so they fuck the children that are considered in a state of niddah, mostly newborns up until 3 year olds. after the ripe age of 3 they are too old for the talmudian.

>>519193131
jews love black cock
muds love "zutt" (jeet) cock
jeets love jewish cock
dindus just love cock, whichever it is
such is "life" for turd worlders

islam is 100% homosexual

>>519193223
>my flag makes muzzrats lose their mind.
kek, i don't think it's because of the way you portray it my dravidian dogman friend.

>>519192766
>no u
so when a Muslim says he liked trains as a kid it means something very different, eh

>>519193262
you zutts doing it in muhomo'd's butt doesn't exactly make you less gay than them goatfuckers, lol
justsaiyan.tiff

>>519180917
>if

>>519180186
as with every holy book, nobody really bothered to read them, but everyone listens to the guy who pretended

>>519193312
Look at you for example, you cannot stop frothing from your mouth whenever you witness my reply.

>>519193339
I have no problem with fags. More women for me.

>>519191501
women not showing off their bodies doesn't make society less gay either, as we can see with you muhomodans

>>519193172
Unironically the fact that prophet split the moon(got torn open) by Pajeets makes this 100x funnier.
Especially since the last few months it has been open season on indians portraying them disgusting subhumans. Who just so happened to prolapse muhamads anus
It's the punchline to the joke.

>>519193357
For a bunch of bibliolatrists the mudslimes are hilarious.

MY HOLY SCRIPTURES ARE ABSOLUTE AND UNCREATED.

NOOOOOOOOOO
THATS A WEAK SCRIPTURE
NOOOOOOOOOO

>>519182961
Male ones too.

>>519193262
Only filthy shit brained sukdeeps fall for the pathetic lies kikes pull out of their asses

>>519193413
>I have no problem with fags
for obvious reasons, zutt
>More women for me
nobody is going to believe that, lmao

>>519193465
>posts image
Isn't that kufr in your subhuman religion?

>>519179904 (OP)
Sissunnites, our response!?

Dude, have you even been around Muslims for more than 30 seconds? They are pretty gay. You will never see a group of them with a woman around. Seriously it's getting quite obvious if they only do nights with boys

>>519180649
>ban women
>everyone turns into gay pedophiles

>>519193172
I'm sure muslim pakis are right when they say jeets "worship demons," but it is still true Islam is Judaism's broom. Muhammad is the Jewish messiah template, a divine political king.

>>519193542
what would jadwiga do when faced with sucking his brother's cock again?

>>519193137

Shut up Pajeet the second nuke is for you.

>>519193469
Me being gay is just as true as mohammed being a monogamous mohammed!

>>519193572
>circumcise your foreskin
>gland numb to everything
>cant have pleasure from coitus
>only erogenous zone is the anus

>>519179904 (OP)
>>519193542
You know OP, rather than asking help to a bunch of /pol/tards, you should talk to people who actually know this shit

>>519193650
We have zutt magic to deflect your nuke.

>>519193656
yeah, right
we all know you jeets are as gay as muhomodans
as proven well enough by zutts (jeets) doing it in muhomo'd's butt, okay?

>>519193532
>subhuman religion
Imagine worshiping literal demonic trannies, then having the nerve to say this."

>>519193678
Mohammed rode zutt basically. Even in this they cannot deny it fully.

>>519193756
You canmot control the zutt when he goes into trance.

>>519193678
Big Mu got ridden by genies who looked like Indians.

Aint no way boy.

>>519193780
I will wipe the floor with you and your local mullah in a debate of religious philosophy and I am not even that smart.

>>519180649
classic

>>519193678
cope

>>519193678
Zut' were not Djinn. The contemporary sources are very clear on that. And how did the Djinn injure him while listening to him talk about the Quran?

>>519180545
Sunnah dot com is where most English translations come from. They've begun mistranslating a few words in the embarrassing ones if it can salvage them and removing the hadiths that can't be salvaged. Saudi Arabia has complete, unedited online collections, but only in Arabic.

>>519193818
well, that clearly makes you as gay as "zutt in the butt" muhomo'd (ie completely gay)

>>519193884
Zutt were Jatt.

>>519193934
who were jeets
which proves well enough you've all always been completely gay, lol

>>519179931
TOTAL ZUTT VICTORY

>>519193934
I doubt they were jeets, as they were described as being tall, lean, with large penises, good at physical work.

>>519193934
Zutt were Pakistanis before Pakistan?

Punjabis trained Big Mu?

ChatGPT tells me this story is false

>>519179904 (OP)
>Al-Jeets ended a world religion
Apologize now.

Imagine being an Al-Jeet living more than a millennium ago and riding the Messenger of Allah with your Zutt crew. To the Zutts it was just another bussy in their animalistic savage minds. But to billions, they were religious figures you just defiled through violent sodomy.

thats why the saudis dont allow digging sites
afraid of finding zutt evidence

>>519193970
We would have went extinct if we were completely gay though.

>>519193981
Jatts are tall, lean, with large penis and good at physical work. Which is why most of them make up the soldier class in both India and Pakiland.

>>519180654
There are multiple hadiths describing the people of Zutt. They aren't jinn.

>>519194043
nah, it's just that jeetahs are so ugly you now and then mistake them for jeet "males", is all

>I did not see their genitals.
Is this to imply that they didn't have them, or is he just making sure we know that he didn't look at the dicks?

>>519193986
Yes. Zutts occupy paki's punjab, our punjab and land till Delhi. Very big, strong people.

I kinda like how religious texts that are fringe like this story are an IRL forum shitpost, lie that priest/shaman was totally just some fucking gooner (they all were) trying to spin a yarn to trick God or people around him, Abrahamics in the desert are hilarious weirdos

>>519180852
Ironically, the Talmud isn't scripture in Judaism, but is scripture in Islam.

This thread reeks of curry and shit Kek

>>519192258
>>519192258
>Self hating whore
>It's Christianity

>>519194177
(Zutt be upon him)

>>519194184
>Abrahamics in the desert are hilarious weirdos

Maybe the real zutts were the mirages we had along the way.

>>519193678
It is the same word used for riding animals in the Quran and hadiths.

am I getting the story right that the Prophet Muhammad who they keep referring to as SAW for some reason I don't care to learn, he is walking with a fellow Priest/Guide in the desert and the Guide cowers in fear as a group of Zutt (which are a known term? Zutt? like the idea they had their own BBC ooga booga muh dick jokes about blacks that they coined a term - awesome) and the Zutt just fucking rape Muhammad but the Guide totally didn't see their dicks so it was all just alluded to?
LMAO can we get Sora AI to make this? I dont think the actors Id cast would approve

What a great thread with well mannered people and intellectual discussions.

There are 2 explanations of this. One it is true. The 2nd one is a consequence of not writing an autobiography about Mohammed within decades of his life. Then forcing people to live in an Orwellian state for 2 centuries until they do. Slander joke stories pop up among the forcefully converted. True believer descendants believe the propaganda and the slander jokes. They tell it because they are hungry for any stories about the best prophet. Persians who secretly hate this dumb religion write everything down that might be true. Not a big surprise. The whole 7th century sucked ass for them.

Not a good look either way.

>>519194208
just like your prophet's rectum

>>519180713
except classical mythology (both greek and roman) doesn't take itself too seriously and is pure SOVL, read any comedy by plautus for example

>>519193423
That never happened and the word in that use means "to crowd upon".
In order for retard apologetics to prove this they'd have to show that yarkaboun was used to ride in a sexual manner in 6th century Arabia.
It's like me saying Zechariah 9:9 and Mathew 21:5 means that Jesus is being depicted as having sex with a donkey because he rode it in the arabic version because they use the same word.
It's taken out of context and being used by low iq retards like you.

>>519193432
The Quran is what's absolute, not hadiths.
They come second.

>>519179904 (OP)
Yes

>>519194770
>The Quran is what's absolute

Were you slaves in Egypt then?

>>519194157
they had tiny jeet dicks

>>519180675
>Islamic sources are forced memes
LOL

>>519194184
>Abrahamics
Good morning Saar

>>519194575
kek

>>519194770
How many times do you pray a day abdul?

>>519180627
>Apparently it took Gabriel three times to show up in front of Muhammad and try to show him the secred texts, before he realised the guy was illiterate.

If it takes you 3 times to realize someone is illiterate, that's on you. Gabriel would've known better

>>519194881
Lmao, that was probably the same Zionist shill tree that will hide the Jews in the end times

>>519183963
underrated

>>519194770
>They come second
like muhomo'd with zutts?

>>519194951
Gabriel couldnt even enter his mudhut when Aisha had a dog around.

>>519179904 (OP)
muhammad bussy got zutted

>>519183963
Keked and saved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU&t=41s
>MUHOMO'D SAID ZUTT ZUTT IN THE BUTT
>MUHOMO'D SAID ZUTT ZUTT IN THE BUTT
>MUHOMO'D SAID ZUTT ZUTT IN THE BUTT
>ZUTTS WANTED TO DO IT, IN HIS BUTT? IN HIS BUTT?
>ZUTTS WANTED TO DO IT, IN HIS BUTT? IN HIS BUTT?
>ZUTTS WANTED TO DO IT, IN HIS BUTT? IN HIS BUTT?
>THEY DID IT IN MUHOMO'D'S BUTT. OKAY?

>>519193884
In english it literally says "as though he was from the men of the Al‑Zutt.”
This means he resembled them.

>>519179904 (OP)
God bless whoever made the OP image and its full version, very funny

>>519179904 (OP)
Asssalami alleycum habubu! Do not despair this is a lie they were not Indians they were from Africa.

>>519195003
What about curtains with pictures of animals though

>>519179904 (OP)
I have zero idea of this shit, is some hyper war happening between Muslims and Indians?

>>519193172
India's redemption arc.

>>519179904 (OP)
Fucking hell, is there anything they won't rape?

>>519195123
Islam is iconoclastic.
You know very damn well allah wont enter your room if you have a catgirl pillow lying in wait.

>>519194920
5 times and the same way that Jesus prays in Matthew 26:39.

>>519195227
Allah said 50 times you circumcised donkey.

>>519195166
this gets even weirder if you combine it with this one.
Hadith is narrated by Abu Sa'eed Al-Khudri, where companions asked the Prophet about performing ablution from the well of Budhaa'ah because it was used as a disposal site for menstrual rags, dead dogs, and other impurities.
The Prophet responded, "Verily water is pure and is not defiled by anything".

>>519179904 (OP)
>>519194770
>>519179904 (OP)

I hate religion in general. everythings fake and gay

>>519195312
Well you are in luck this is politics board

>>519194700
riding a person vs riding a donkey are 2 different things.
riding a donkey make sense, but a person?
go broombroom

>>519180627
>Abraham making his wife marry the pharaoh
This is in the Torah

>>519194822
>Were you slaves in Egypt then?
Never done a dna test and I'm not from North Africa but my family is from Yemen.

>>519195288
>Verily water is pure and is not defiled by anything

You just know these sandniggers use English high brow language to translate their shit.

I bet in Arabic that shit is "water clean, cum rag dont dirty water"

>>519180654
Read that whole chapter for context. It is about selling your people out to foreigners. Comparing the kings of Israel and Judah to whores who were groomed since childhood. Ezekiel wanted to shock people with the donkey and horse dick analogy because he was so frustrated with it. Everyone of low IQ just remembers that verse. It really gets through to thick headed people if that is all they can remember what he said. Then some of them go why did he say that? Deuteronomy 28 is a warning that every bad thing will happen if people don't behave.
The problem with the Quran is most chapters don't have an overarching context of a larger message. Usually just a random list of things Mohammed said someone cobbled together in a few days.

>>519195420
Quran says banu israil were slaves in Egypt.
You are banu israil (muslim).

>>519195227
Jesus prayed to the Father, retard, a title your retarded allah rejected.

Stop selective quoting from books you call corrupt

>>519179904 (OP)
You realize India has more Muslims than Pakistan and Bangladesh right. We will do what white cucks couldn't. We will enshittify Islam and bring it down. It will take us Hindus with it but that's a price I'm WILLING TO PAY

>>519195288
Yeah kek I read that also. These are hilarious. I honestly cannot believe this. Fucking gold

>>519195403
I just told you that the word means to crowd upon in that usage meaning that whatever publishing company translated it has made a mistake which apologetics are capitalizing on.
The word yarkaboun in Arabic would be the same word in the Arabic version of the new testament and it would have to be proven that that's what it was used for in 6th century arabia.
They can't do that so they grasp at straws.

Hadiths should be made into movies.

>>519195923
Aint no way boy.

Musa had a scrotal hernia. Boy oh boy.

>>519195496
Bani israel is referred to palis from the tribes of jacob who were judahites, then christians then either became muslim or stayed christian.
These are people from the levant but some of them mixed with us I geuss.

>>519196068
But Banu Israil is the tribe of muslims called upon by allah in the quran.

All muslims are banu israil.

>>519179904 (OP)

Islam is a control system for low IQ dumb dumbs.. That's why it has rules for the most minute things like how to wipe your ass.
Only redeeming feature is it keeps women in check

>>519179904 (OP)
Someone edit the picolo goku buttfuk gif to the zut boys. Im too low level

>>519194700
>naked men rode him like a donkey, but not in a sexual way

>>519195503
>talmud talks only about jews
>Islam is saying everyone can be saved

The title "The Father" is definitely rejected nowadays but it's usage in those times were fine, just not the triune sense of the father the son and the holy spirit but the unitarian sense that Arian christians used.
We reject anything that was concluded by Paul and the council of Nicea.

>>519195288
>Islamic scholars explain that this ruling applies to large bodies of water, such as a well, lake, or river, where the volume of water is so great that the impurities don't change its fundamental properties.

>>519195651
your buck broken prophet wished he was only grasping straws that fateful night

>>519195923
>>519196008
Here is a muslim learning about the stone story and he cannot stop laughing at his own religion
14:36
https://youtu.be/dQ53Q_yrrqk?t=875

>>519196320
Have you been zutted?

ZUTTED
its over for islambros...theres just no coming back from this.....

If they were tall and masculine they absolutely were not jeets. Probably Persians.

>>519196361
>this ruling applies to large bodies of water, such as a well, lake, or river, where the volume of water is so great that the impurities don't change its fundamental properties

Will these "scholars" take a dip in the Ganges?

>>519196425
Farsis are small and glassjawed.

>>519196320
In what sense was Allah a Father back then?

>>519196068
Bani israel literally translates to children of israel retard
>>519196302
>>519194700
They rode him so hard his body was sore and collapsed and slept with his face in the crotch of somebody else

>>519196164
Bani Israel refers to the descendants of Jacob the son of Isaac.
These people are from the levant and migrated to many places.
There are muslims that come from these lines but I'm an Ishmaelite.

>>519196361
It was a small, shallow well.

>>519195446
Your god is a 33-year-old virgin. He's more likely to be homosexual than any other man in the Bible.
He promoted celibacy unlike every other prophet.
>For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake.
He was fucking Mark.
>A young man, wearing nothing but a linen garment, was following Jesus. When they [the Temple guards] seized him, he fled naked, leaving his garment behind.
John was sucking him off, which translators try to hide.
>Now there was leaning on Jesus’ bosom one of His disciples, whom Jesus loved.
>κόλπος is the genital area between the legs as in the vaginal area in women. In the LXX, it can be used for a position of sex intercourse as with Abraham and Hagar.
Even his disciples were fucking each other.
>7 Then the disciple whom Jesus loved said to Peter, “It is the Lord!” As soon as Simon Peter heard him say, “It is the Lord,” he wrapped his outer garment around him (for he had taken it off) and jumped into the water.
Frederick the Great thought he was homosexual.
>This good Jesus, how do you think He got John to sleep in his bed? Can't you see he was his Ganymede?
So did Jeremy Bentham and Denis Diderot.
So does modern scholarship.
>The interaction between Jesus and John "is a pederastic relationship between an older man and a younger man.
The Last Supper was a gay orgy.
>When you have entered the city, a man will meet you carrying a pitcher of water; follow him into the house that he enters.
>In first century Palestine, only women carried water from a well (Genesis 24:11; John 4:7) and any man doing a woman’s job would be consider effeminate. The fact that Luke adds "to the master of the house" tells the reader that this house is occupied by two gay lovers.
He's also oddly silent on homosexuality.
Why is Biblical Jesus such a flaming homosexual?

>>519196320
in other words the Quran stole things from the Talmud

>>519196667
>If I say something, that makes it true.
How crossfaggots got their religion.

>>519196576
[2:40] O children of Israel! call to mind My favor which I bestowed on you and be faithful to (your) covenant with Me, I will fulfill (My) covenant with you; and of Me, Me alone, should you be afraid.

[2:47] O children of Israel! Call to mind My favor which I bestowed on you and that I made you excel the nations.


So you arent part of the covenant with allah?

>>519179904 (OP)
>>519179931
What's with the samefags and general jews spamming this forced meme? It's true that islam is just desert pedo, but trying to force memes never works, Mossad. Sloppy job.

>>519196767
Now read past that verse.

>>519196459
Says the Moortuguese lmao

>>519196700
He's still seething

Allauh kike faggot

>>519196852
You forgot the meme flag, Moshe.

>>519193243
There are the Nag Hamadi texts. Most rejected gospels are also there. If you read them you would see why. Also written too late to have been written or approved by Jesus' disciples. Europeans were either strait up using the Septuagint translation from 200 BC for the old Testament or using the Latin Vulgate that used parts of the Septuagint and an early Masoretic Hebrew text. The Dead Sea scrolls and Josephus shows the Masoretic text was tampered with more than the Septuagint was mistranslated. The New Testament has more consistency across time and place believe it or not.

>>519196883
I didn't faggot, but nice meme

>>519196700
kek Muslims always resort to attacking all of their other prophets, just to defend Muhammad. Your God is described as a beardless young man who will prove he's God by lifting up he robe and showing you his legs

>>519196852
Christcuckery is faggotry. Do you disagree?
Do you have a good reason for worshipping a gay man?

>>519196912
You aren't from around here, are you. Go away, JIDF. You can't force memes.

Is this worse than sucking your grandsons' dick?
I can't decide.


أخرجه الطبراني في "المعجم الكبير" (3/51) ، وابن أبي الدنيا في "العيال" (211) ، والضياء في "المختارة" (549) ، وابن عدي في "الكامل" (7/175) ، من طريق جرير ، عَنْ قَابُوسَ بْنِ أَبِي ظَبْيَانَ ، عَنْ أَبِيهِ ، عَنِ ابْنِ عَبَّاسٍ رَضِيَ اللهُ عَنْهُمَا قَالَ:" رَأَيْتُ النَّبِيَّ صَلَّى اللهُ عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ فَرَّجَ مَا بَيْنَ فَخِذَيِ الْحُسَيْنِ وَقَبَّلَ زَبِيبَتَهُ ".
Ibn Abbas said: I saw the Prophet PBUH splitting apart al-Husayn’s thighs and kissing his little penis.

عَنْ أَبِى لَيْلَى قَالَ : " كُنَّا عِنْدَ النَّبِىِّ -صلى الله عليه وسلم - فَجَاءَ الْحَسَنُ فَأَقْبَلَ يَتَمَرَّغُ عَلَيْهِ ، فَرَفَعَ عَنْ قَمِيصِهِ وَقَبَّلَ زَبِيبَتَهُ ".

Abu Layla said: We were at the Prophet’s – PBUH –place when al-Hasan came in and ran up to him. Then he [the Prophet] raised his [al-Hasan’s] shirt and kissed his little penis.

Islam is a religion for homosexuals

>>519193678
It is permissible for goatfuckers to lie to deceive non-goatfuckers for the furtherance of the muslim political ideology. I will trust my own interpretations over theirs because they are snakes in the grass.
Do you understand what I am saying you son of a whore?

>>519196829
Bani Israel
[2:40] O children of Israel! call to mind My favor which I bestowed on you and be faithful to (your) covenant with Me, I will fulfill (My) covenant with you; and of Me, Me alone, should you be afraid.

[2:47] O children of Israel! Call to mind My favor which I bestowed on you and that I made you excel the nations.

[2:49] And when We delivered you from Firon's people, who subjected you to severe torment, killing your sons and sparing your women, and in this there was a great trial from your Lord.

[2:50] And when We par- ted the sea for you, so We saved you and drowned the followers of Firon and you watched by.

[2:51] And when We appointed a time of forty nights with Musa, then you took the calf (for a god) after him and you were unjust.

[2:52] Then We pardoned you after that so that you might give thanks.

[2:56] Then We raised you up after your death that you may give thanks.

[2:57] And We made the clouds to give shade over you and We sent to you manna and quails: Eat of the good things that We have given you; and they did not do Us any harm, but they made their own souls suffer the loss.

>>519196933
I'm not attacking any prophet. Biblical slander isn't canon. Do you think Abraham pimped out his wife to the Pharaoh too?
In the Bible, Jesus is a homosexual. If you follow the Bible, you worship a homosexual.
If you want to protect the dignity of the prophets, attack the Bible.

>>519196493
>Bani israel literally translates to children of israel retard
Yeah which is a group of people that I just described.
Google translate can't even make up it's mind when defining what a woman is but you think it will help you here....
>>519196493
>They rode him so hard his body was sore and collapsed and slept with his face in the crotch of somebody else
It literally means to crowd upon when yarkaboun is mentioned.
If it was discussing penetration of any sort it would be concise and explicit just like all the other times anything sexual in nature is mentioned in Islam

>>519197132
>Do you think Abraham pimped out his wife to the Pharaoh too?

Yes. And Esther got pimped too.

>>519197154
>yarkaboun

Rakiba means mounting you taqiya faggot.

>>519180233
Maybe it's not against his will then

>>519196802
>>519196883
>>519196954
ZUTT IT DOWN!

>>519197132
Your Quran affirms the Injeel and curses you for cherry-picking some and denying the rest.

>>519197048
They really are very gay.

>>519193661
Even burger Christian men are not this gay. They just get their women to slap and squeeze their asses and it is enough. It is circumcision plus covering women up and extreme gender segregation.

>>519197203
Try again.
https://quranx.com/Dictionaries/%D8%B1%D9%83%D8%A8

>>519197076
Keep reading. It's berating the Jews. Here's where it ends up.
>So woe to those who distort the Scripture with their own hands then say, “This is from Allah”—seeking a fleeting gain! So woe to them for what their hands have written, and woe to them for what they have earned.

>>519192258
and not white whamen themselves?

>>519197484
as above, meaning I rode, or rode upon, and I mounted, or mounted upon, the beast, or the horse]

The quran literally commands banu israil to preserve its covenant with allah.
As allah will hold his part of the bargain.

>>519196767
Bani Israel is a specific group of people that I just described to you.
The covenant of Allah swt that was made to those who descend from Yakub AS has been extended to those outside of them through the advent of Islam.

I think you think that bani israel means all muslims which it doesn't.
It's speaking about a specific group that were chosen by Allah swt and after those prophets were sent down the covenant was extended to more people.

>>519197618
This "book" is so ridiculous. 1.8 billion subhumans find meaning on 60.000 sandnigger verses about Jewish folktales.

>>519197484
This isn't about the Torah, it's about judgments they were selling.

>>519179931
SAAR PLEASE MUST REDEEMIN THE SEMEN JUST LIKE THE PROPHETS

>>519193917
This is going to be like the Talmud. You can only read what they said about Jesus in the Old French and Arabic translations if you can't read the original.

>>519180186
>butt

>>519197203
If that's what it means then you'd have to concede to it meaning the same thing in Zechariah 9:9 and Mathew 21:5 in the arabic version but youre a disengenuine lieing christcuck.

>>519197610
>Preserve its covenant.
Yes, by becoming Muslim.
Keep reading.
>The Jews and Christians each claim that none will enter Paradise except those of their own faith. These are their desires. Reply, ˹O Prophet,˺ “Show ˹me˺ your proof if what you say is true.”
>But no! Whoever submits themselves to Allah and does good will have their reward with their Lord. And there will be no fear for them, nor will they grieve.

>>519197091
That's nine feet wide leading to a river. How is that a small well? Even the well hadith talks about some trash flowing into it then flowing away because of rain. Nothing is there at the time. The question is whether you can wash your hands with that kind of water. The answer is that's what we do all the time. Is it wrong to wash your hands in a lake?

>>519197680
You're a sandnigger rapebaby from Lisbon.
You're literally the bastard son of North Africans you should show some respect.

>>519198026
>christcuck

Mushrik. Not a christcuck.

>>519180675
ZUTTBROKEN

>>519198141
>rapebaby

Zuttedbaby

>>519194700
Mohammed gave them piggyback rides and played horsey and wheelbarrow all night? Why? Then what does rode him all night mean?

>>519197132
That's only in Paul's version.
Remind christcucks that they literally believe that Jesus who is also the father raped his 12 year old mother and gave birth to himself the son and they drink the blood of him and eat of his flesh.
Literally demonic.

>>519198149
What are you then?

>>519179904 (OP)
>>519179904 (OP)
>>519179904 (OP)
Reminder that the "no tail" posts are made by VPN niggers of a troon squad from iDrama and Valent Projects cuckademics to normalize furfag degeneracy across the board.
Same trannies who shill for Jewkraine and make the /uhg/ threads btw.
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518123762/#518129824
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518281658/#518287969
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518256371/#518256990

>>519187992
Is this before or after Mohammed gets ass raped?

>>519198296
Please tell me more about my language and the context in what it's used.

>>519198420
>be mudslime
>not recognize the word "mushrik"

>>519197610
>The quran literally commands banu israil to preserve its covenant with allah.

24 posts by abdul freeloading in Lisbon

>>519198109
9 feet wide and 3 feet deep is a very small body of water.

>>519198558
You clearly havent been reading my posts.

I am zutting mudslimes here.

>>519198380
Allah raped Mary?

>>519198503
Yeah you're saying im doing shirk by but I'm not so why would I address it?
Explain how I'm associating others with Allah swt?

>>519197271
The Injeel doesn't exist anymore, except in fragments. It's obviously talking about scripture existing before Mark.
>Now after John was arrested, Jesus came into Galilee, proclaiming the gospel of God,
>and saying, "The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand; repent and believe in the gospel."

>>519197697
I didn't say it's about the Torah. I'm saying it's not presenting the Jews as a special people continuing to this day. They had the gift of monotheism, but they squandered it and turned it into a tribalism.

>>519197164
Exactly. If the Bible is true, we shouldn't be Jewish or Christian. Biblical prophets are psychopathic schizophrenics with no place in a civilized society. That's why I follow Quranic prophets.

>>519198665
Are you saying you don't believe this as a christcuck?
Denounce the Bible and the new testament or I'll think you're a christcuck doing taqqiya

>>519198724
I am the Mushrik here. Not you zuttcuck mudslime sandnigger.

>>519198751
>That's why I follow Quranic prophets.

You follow Muhammad al-Zutt.

>>519189820
you forgot one really important detail which is that they practice polygamy too and probably kill female babies a lot so you have more men than women AND only a few men get all the women to themselves while the rest have to go without. When one guy has like 5 wives that means 5 men are deprived of a wife, plus a few more men are deprived of wives by the gender imbalance.

>>519198751
>Biblical prophets are psychopathic schizophrenics with no place in a civilized society.
This is why Islam corrects the literal subversion of Paul the pharisees.

>>519198938
So they zutt each other. Mosques smell like cheese.

ngl ummahbros this has not been a very good month for us

>>519198872
Oh I thought you were calling me a mushrik.
OK so who do you partner with Allah swt?
If you're not a christkike then denounce the Bible and the new testament or you're a lieing christcuck doing taqqiya.

>>519199088
>So they zutt each other
in the butt

>>519199132
I denounce Moshe, Yeshua and Muhammad.

May all semites perish from the world.
May Jerusalem and Makkah be nuked.

May every muslim, christian or jew be garroted in his sleep.

>>519199088
Yeah. They're also retarded subhumans with dysgenic breeding practices so it's really not surprising that historically they acted the same way they do in the present. Violent, rapey, extremely schizophrenic, etc.

>>519199265
Ok, you won't have to pay the jizziyah the only option for you is death.

>>519196068
Jews heavily wiped out these people during the 2nd Byzantine-Sassanid war. Jews bought Christians for held as ransom or sold as slaves just to kill them before the Sassanids put a stop to it because they were running out of people to rule over. That is why nearly everything about Zoroastrianism got removed from the Quran when Abu Bakr had the reciters killed. It is even written in the Hijaz script. The Hijaz were Arabs with a Jewish king who allied with the Sassanids. Think about this for a second. This cursing contest happened supposedly right after that war ended when the Byzantines took everything back from the Sassanids and before Mohammed died. That is why they were in Arabia then left after.

>>519193419
Imagine being French and thinking there's a society in the Muslim world that's even close to being as gay yours. That's why you're reposting the same tweaking weirdos every thread and no muslim bothers posting all the gay bs going on in the west because it's so widespread.
When a fornicating shameless woman hears a false rumor about a chaste woman, she rejoices and spreads it without hesitation. There's no point in trying to show these cumdumpsters how mistaken they are, lost souls.
>>519196429
If the smell, taste and/or colour of water is changed, it becomes impure.

>>519198813
The virgin birth is in Islam. Are you saying it was Allah raping Mary?

>>519199442
Says the slave whose holy prophet got zutted by Mushrikin.

Careful there.
I just may go full Qarmatian on your black box.

>>519198751
So, you're saying that almost all of the scripture you're supposed to believe in as a Muslim has been corrupted? Why would Allah point you to corrupted texts to confirm the Quran?

>>519199468
>it becomes impure.

Water becomes zutted too?

>>519196731
It took over a 1000 years of Metatron stories to reach a Christian audience and be an accepted angel. But Muslims accepted him right away and is a big deal.

>>519180186
I believe some of the more embarrassing hadiths are not commonly translated to English.

>>519198619
It's wide enough for it not to be contaminated permanently after the contaminants have flowed away a long time ago. The general principle was that it's okay to wash your hands in it if it doesn't change its color, taste, or smell.
Does it matter? Not at all. The Sunnah only applies to religious matters. It doesn't apply to scientific matters. Science can override any personal opinions of the prophet. In the same way that you wouldn't ask Joseph to do our calculus homework. He would fail.
https://sunnah.com/muslim:2361

>>519198905
The incident is in the Qur'an too btw.
https://quran.com/al-jinn
>Yet when the servant of Allah1 stood up calling upon Him ˹alone˺, the pagans almost swarmed over him.
>Say, ˹O Prophet,˺ “I call only upon my Lord, associating none with Him ˹in worship˺.”
Except it uses a different word.
>15 Lit, "would almost be upon him in crowds (libad, sing. libdah )" - i.e., with a view to
"extinguishing God's [guiding] light" (Tabari, evidently alluding to 9:32). Most of the commentators assume that the above verse refers to the Prophet Muhammad and the hostility shown to him by his pagan contemporaries. While this may have been so in the first instance, it is obvious that the passage has a general import as well, alluding to the hostility shown by the majority of people, at all times and in all societies, to a minority or an individual who stands up for a self-evident - but unpopular - moral truth. (In order to be understood fully, the above verse should be read in conjunction with 19:73-74 and the corresponding notes.)
Now you know what the word means. Here's 19:73.
>When Our clear revelations are recited to them, the disbelievers ask the believers ˹mockingly˺, “Which of the two of us is better in status and superior in assembly?”
So what is this whole thing talking about? About being question by the Jews from Nusaybin on Islam.

>>519199898
Al-Zutt
Al-Jannabi

We have to make statues to them.

>>519180649
>poltard faggots and muslims will try and convince you this is based
Fucking hilarious. Im so glad im not retarded enough to not realize i can hate both kikes and muslims equally, at the same time. Must be something in the sand

>>519180675
The ONLY people that this would upset are muslims and other brown adjacent trash. Let me repeat that: THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT ARE UPSET BY THIS MEME ARE BROWN AS LITERAL SHIT

make thread about my prophet again memeflags, i already make a tactical nuke for you (in minecraft crafting table)

>>519200302
You want to get colonized again jungle mongoloid flat-footed nigger?

>>519180186
Muslims and other brown mutants flooded the board last october thinking they could take advantage of the average polcels hatred of kikes not realizing that they are all the same shit. I assume this annoyed someone here to the point where they dug this up and made a hilarious meme out of it. Muzzies got too comfortable, this is their reward.

>>519199576
We don't need the Bible to confirm the Quran.
Those verses tell Jews and Christians to look at their own scriptures to see the confirmation of their own core religious doctrines in Islam.
Both Jews and Christians claim to worship God alone. Jews have to give up their tribalism and Christians have to give up their remaning attachments to Greco-Roman polytheism. Jews have to embrace the spirit of the law and Christians would have to embrace the letter of the law.

>>519200093
Read the surah. It's talking about Jews. The commentaries also talk about being questioned by Jews. So do the history books.
The Qarmatians were the equivalent of Christian Zionists. Building a statue of Al-Jannabi is like building a statue of John Hagee. At some point, people forget what religion is for and embrace the most hamfisted literalism. That's what the Qarmatians represent.