Thread 519204706

Wife and I got married 2 years ago at 30 and 31 years old. She got pregnant with our son one month after, seemed like it was easy and didn't understand why people struggle. We both want a big family and said let's try again when our son turns 15 months. Been three months of trying to get pregnant with no luck. Why the hell is this so hard? Is it something in our environment? I can't imagine the human species could have survived this long if women always struggled this much with conceiving.

>>519204706 (OP)
Don't do it in the pooper, do it inside the other hole.
Hope it helps.

AAAAIIIIEEEEEE!?!?!
AI sloppa of pregnant ethnic women. One of my weaknesses! Please do the needful and post more, saar!

>>519204706 (OP)
you should make a paternity test with your first child
your balls are empty and your wife got stuffed from someone else

>>519204706 (OP)
You should've tried with a Tibetan Fox wife instead.

>>519204706 (OP)
It's because you're 15 years too late to do it.

>>519204897
this lmao
that's what I would do

>>519204706 (OP)
She's over 30. That's the problem. Fertility drops like a rock. Better start fucking like it's for survival

>>519204706 (OP)
>30
That's why.

>>519204706 (OP)
Wife and I are having the same issue. I've been busting in my wife left and right, and nothing. No new baby. It definitely wasn't this hard last time.
She's vaxxed and I'm not. Think that's a factor, anon?

>>519204706 (OP)
I'm 45, have 4 healthy kids. All under age 10. It never took me more than 2 months to knock up my wife. You both should have quit alcohol and drugs 6 months before starting to try.

>>519204706 (OP)
Just fuck her like 4-5 times a day.
Give her a near constant cream pie.

>>519204706 (OP)
once women are over 25 it's a miracle if they can produce a healthy child without autism

once they're over 35 they're basically infertile

time is running out

>>519204706 (OP)
vax status?

>>519205111
Also, I'm 29, my wife is 22. Literally prime fertility age. My son looks exactly like me, so that's nit an issue.
Neither she nor I drink and I don't watch porn or jerk off. Worst thing is that I have a cigar about once a week. Why is this taking so long, anons?

>>519204706 (OP)
Just take folic acid and zinc. Ez.

>>519205111
>>519205253
I'm not but she is unfortunately since she works in healthcare. Only one dose though and got religious exemption for the others after.

>>519205476
Exactly same situation here, anon. Like exactly the same. Wife is single-dosed and I'm not. Son is 14 months old, and we're trying again to no avail. I'll be praying for both of our families.

>>519204706 (OP)
Get brahmin bulls to do needful. Don't worry we are white.

>>519205200
this is objectively untrue unless women were already low fecundity
female egg quality does not diminish significantly, female egg quantity does. damage to the ovae or genetic factors can result in a woman going barren early
in my family most of the women continue having children into their 40s though this has its own risks, great grandmother died in childbirth at 47 with her 9th child. but she had 7 and 8 at 40 and 44.

>>519204706 (OP)
>I can't imagine the human species could have survived this long if women always struggled this much with conceiving
women kinda stopped making babies at 30, anon. They haven't evolved to keep popping out new ones past this age. If she didn't have 3 kids by 25 she's pretty much barren.

>>519204706 (OP)
if your wife is pretty stressed from her life then it'll be hard to get pregnant
make existing childcare easier or make her feel more loved and she'll get pregnant

You can tell these stories are absolutely fake because there's no way in hell a vain moid would go around the internet freely admitting that he's not virile.
Sloppy job sliding niggers.

why's everyone so opposed to adopting?
a family member of mine spent around half a million dollars (she is not rich) on fertility treatment and ended up doing IVF to conceive (she's pro-life too, love that or hate it, in her paradigm the other 5 babies that she won't be gestating get incinerated)

>>519204706 (OP)
unfortunately all studies show that the problem is the male sperm in every case

>>519204706 (OP)
>AI picture
>post about women
you're brown and will die a virgin

>>519205111
because you are fucking retarded and selfsabotaging
your wife can get pregnant in small window withing one week every given month
you going at at all the time means you probably dont even have mature sperm that can do the work
lay off for a month, see where are here fertiles day and bunny fuck for that week.
ACTUALLY TO BE HONEST NOW THAT I THOUGH OF IT
Just keep fucking your wife 5 times a day without any pause

>>519204706 (OP)
>30 year old wife
bro married a grandma
women are hags at 25, ancient at 30

>>519204706 (OP)
Only place on earth to get someone pregnant without much effort, is at High school washroom. OP, you can try your luck there?
maybe try role play being 16?

>>519204706 (OP)
>our son
it's her son alright

Please, OP or someone else, I'm withering away here...

>>519204706 (OP)
Age, a woman's fertility goes to shit after 30. You're going to have to come inside her 3 times a day every day for a month straight. For a Coomer like me, that's easy, but you're probably a beta, make sure to take zinc supplements.

>>519206213
>why's everyone so opposed to adopting?
you don't understand life
i wouldnt be opposed to adoption if there was an actual context to it, like it's an extended relative whose parents died or something, or its the child of some youth i mentored who died, but just taking a complete rando in, nah

>>519205476
Might be your swimmers in addition to your ancient wife. Compound effect. The least you can do is get your count tested to minimize her nagging, the crying episodes that last weeks, and the inevitable blame/divorce. Get it off you, then offer surrogacy.

>>519206785
> but just taking a complete rando in, nah
can you articulate the actual difference?
say we're talking about adopting a babby.
your biological offspring would be a rando too in every way that actually matters.

It's increasingly harder for a woman to get pregnant the older she gets that's just fact. You gotta coom multiple times in her and when she is ovulating. I had a college professor who was in her 40s and trying to have her first child. She would ALWAYS every week tell us how she was trying to have a kid with her husband.
>Hey professor how's it going how was your weekend
>oh me and my husband spent all Saturday trying to have a kid you know~
It got to the point where she stopped teaching because she wanted to reduce her stress to help with conceiving a child it was wild.

>>519206213
I will only take in my sister's children or my best friend's children
I am not taking on someone else's mistake

>>519206710
that's averaging out ALL women though, if your woman eats healthy, exercises regularly, doesnt smoke, drink etc. and doesn't live a stressful lifestyle and feels loved, it's INCREDIBLY easier to get pregnant

>>519207000
where's your white pride
what about the 14 words

>>519204706 (OP)
Zinc (50mg), Vitamin D (5000IU), selenium and folic acid. Drink enough water and excercise a little. You're welcome.

>>519206959
it doesn't seem like you understand what I meant by rando

>>519205693
Thanks anon. The only thing I wonder about that changed is we haven't been as active or go to the gym regularly anymore and I wonder if it's T levels. Have you or your wife done any visits to the doctor about it?

>>519207053
I dont care
if you're my family or a close friend, I am willing to help out to take care of your kid
I refuse to raise someone else's mistake.
And even then, I would rather sire my own white children anyway.
I dunno about you, but I am related to said "mistakes" so I know how cancerous they are

>>519205111
Yes it’s the vax. Also IVF is immoral because you kill children to do it. Welcome to the end of humanity

>me and wife rarely have sex because I prefer bjs
>bang her once
>she gets pregnant
>few years later, bang again, pregnant
>few years later, bang again, pregnant

I remember each instance of sex that caused my children.

>>519206959
Not the same guy, but the kids grows up and finds out they are adopted one day. Depending on the dice roll with a random, you will likely end up with the kid in open rebellion for stealing them away from their parents.
>I need to see my Dad
>I know my real Mom is out there
All of your resources invested go down the drain, as their loyalty is to their kin as your should be.

Take an in family adoption, this lessens drastically. You knew their parent, you know why it had to happen, you are bound by blood. No brainer for you and the kid.

>>519204706 (OP)
Only nigger rappers who get money will ever be good enough for my daughter. Get a fucking job loser. You don't get money.

>>519207258
this
or with a best friend, you explain to the kid that the best friend was like a brother to you, and you were essentially doing a favor for a brother.

>>519204706 (OP)
>She got pregnant with our son one month after
That kid isn't yours anon.

>>519204706 (OP)

Divorce that dysgenic bitch and marry a 16 year old

>>519204706 (OP)
do you own a cat by any chance? There is a virus on them that makes humans infertal.
microplastics are also not good for the sperm count.
combinded with the age of your wife and the maybe odd aftermath of the brith it could be a a done deal. keep trying becouse its still X% and not zero.

>>519204706 (OP)
Dunno. Wife's 23 and we already have 4 kids. Got pregnant with our kid first 3 weeks after we got married. I'm 42 so I figured my lil swimmers would be kinda slow/ weak, but they keep consistently hitting the target. I really wanna get a vasectomy cause its getting pretty fucking tight financially with 4 kids even with me working 12 hours shifts 4 to 5 days a week. She wants one more baby before I get the vasectomy, she doesn't use birth control cause it makes her feel like shit and she says it makes her feel off. So I'm gonna wait til she pops out one more before getting it done.

>>519207033
>M-m-muh exceptions!
>Muh love

Sounds like woman posting, there's a reason why universally across all countries women after 30 were treated as left over women. It's why China and Japan consider women in their mind 20s left over cakes and women in their 30s straight up hags. Reality is reality, biology is biology, no amount of fabulous fantasy thinking breaks it.

Yes exceptions exist, THOSE ARE EXCEPTIONS, not reality. Sorry, not sorry sugar tits, find yourself a good husband soon, or if you're in your 30s look into investing in IVF with a wealthy man, because you're not having shit with those dry, empty egg cartons.

>>519207258
just anecdotal evidence, but the woman i was with in my 20s was adopted and fuckin' adoooooored her adoptive father.
you guys are think that's some kinda sexual thing but that wasn't it.
she met her biological parents later in life and was disenchanted by the ordeal.

i think the relationships you make through mutual experiences are just as strong and sometimes stronger than blood.
granted, both would be ideal, but i'm more questioning people who are struggling to have kids and refuse to just take one in so that that child doesn't grow up in the system.

>>519207513
>virus
Parasite, additionally this parasite can be found in rare and medium rare meat.

>>519207681
>Sounds like woman posting
sounds like you hate science and reality and are contriving reasons to screech and kvetch. if you're a worthwhile guy you're still going to try to pop out another kid when your wife is in her 30s, and making sure she stays healthy will radically boost your odds

>>519204706 (OP)
Your wife doesn't actually want any more kids and is afraid to tell you, so she's taking a contraceptive. That's usually a sign that you overreact to things/make situations all about yourself/act like a lunatic when you don't get what you want.
You're probably not that great a parent if that's the case either, so she probably has her hands full trying to raise a kid to not act like you do, probably while also working a full time job because people like you usually don't make enough money to survive on one income. I'd suggest going to therapy and learning to listen more and empathize, but you're likely a narcissist that can't look at yourself in critical light, which is a whole other issue.

>>519207367
I would be somewhat cool with that. The only thing that irks me is their need for connection with their Dad's extended family. Not as bad as a rando, but it's especially insulting know that they didn't take care of the kid and the kid will still want them as if they are the real family. Not guaranteed of course.

Actually had something similar happen to my brother in-law. He had a daughter going into the marriage. My sister and our family babysat and cared for her for 17 years, and when she became an adult, she wanted nothing to do with us to look for her crackhead where Mom. She found her, hated her, but was still distant to us after that by her own choice, even if we invite her openly to family events. Blood is thicker than water and all that.

>>519204706 (OP)

IIRC Breastfeeding acts as a natural contraceptive or something.

Also, look at those honkers!

>>519204706 (OP)
Well yeah, she is over 30, it's going to be hard. Women are fertile from age 14 or so (this is getting earlyer and earlyer), because that's when, biologically speaking you should be having kids. The optimal age for kids for women (speaking strictly biologically not socially or finantially) is 23. You may have heard menapause happens around age 50 and thought that means it all works fine untill then. But in reality fertility starts decreasing from around age 25-30 significantly.
If you are interested in the underlying mechanisms, i'm happy to talk about it, but TL:DR, womens oocytes (the thing that fuses with the sperm to make a kid) is developped when they are embryos themselves, and are stored for life, untill they run out. But the "storage" is not perfect. As time goes on the genetic material within degrades, so fewer and fewer are actually viable. So any month where an unviable pair are maturing, she is in effect infertile.

>>519204939
True and grim. It's taken a while, but I've come to the uncomfortable conclusion that babies should be popped out between 15 and 20, so that retarded foids can do post-secondary in the 25-35 range. the kids won't be retarded, the foids won't be doing (as much) retarded shit in the workplace because SMV is void.
CAP: GVXMAP (Governance of MAPs) u wot m8?

> woman is 31 years old
you lost already. Do you think we are joking when we say women should have kids before 23 ideally ?

>>519207568
see this chad.

>>519207812
>hate science and
The person who hasn't posted a single fact to back their point up is proclaiming I hate science! That's fucking rich!

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3491123/
Chromosome cohesion decreases in human eggs with advanced maternal age

Aneuploidy in human eggs increases with maternal age and can result in infertility, miscarriages, and birth defects. The molecular mechanisms leading to aneuploidy, however, are largely unknown especially in the human where eggs are exceedingly rare and precious. We obtained human eggs from subjects ranging from 16.4 to 49.7 years old following in vitro maturation of oocyte-cumulus-complexes (OCCs) isolated directly from surgically-removed ovarian tissue. Whereas maternal age negatively impacted the total number of OCCs collected per subject, it did not appear to impact the ability of the gamete to resume meiosis and form a mature egg. We used a subset of these eggs to investigate how age-associated aneuploidy occurs in the human. The inter-kinetochore distance between sister chromatids increased significantly with maternal age, indicating weakened cohesion. Moreover, we observed unpaired sister chromatids from females of advanced age. We conclude that loss of cohesion with increasing maternal age likely contributes to the well-documented increased incidence of aneuploidy

>>519205111
>>519205476
>Trying to breed vaxxed women
They're infertile, retards

>>519204706 (OP)
How exactly can you creampie a girl completely safely without risk of pregnancy? Like, is there a time of the month?

>>519204706 (OP)
Microplastics fucked fertility

it takes on average like 6 months or something
are you retarded? haven't you done a minimal amount of research?

>>519208048
you're ignoring my basic, scientific point to screech and project
>being healthy makes you fertile for longer
>OHONONONONONO

>>519207151
Wife and I both work out regularly. Like 3 to 5 times a week.
Haven't seen a doctor about it yet, no. Doctors don't ever have any answers anyway. It's always the same old "Well it's different for everyone, but we can run some tests" bullshit. Fuck em.

>>519207978
>The optimal age for kids for women (speaking strictly biologically not socially or finantially) is 23

very wrong. I know women who had kids at 18 and some even below that (latinos) and they are thriving. Financially it might make sense at 23 but biologically it is way before that.

>>519206710
here is the real diagram
https://www.genea.com.au/pages/age-and-fertility-MCRMQWDTIXINHV7MXX4EIURSGN44

the chance @40 for a woman is 7.5%. even then after 3 years of trying the chance to get pregnant is 96%.

the problem is always the male. the destroyed sperm count, the dysfunctional sperms itself, the low Test

>>519204706 (OP)

Check her prolactine levels, they might be heightened post-lactation / post-pregnancy, fatness also seem to affect that.

I know that because I was fucking my wife hard with no condom for really long time before she became pregnant with first child, her second pregnancy was a miscarriage (like very early) and then it took a bit to wait and get her pregnant again.

Nowadays in Poland most of the pregnancies recommend heparin injections, especially for fatass women / pregnant diabetus.

Heparin also helps with sperm implantation for women, so while painful and unpleasant, consider injecting her daily with it and your sperm.

And yeah, despite what media and concerned government tells you, it's not actually "have sex without condom once - get her pregnant" kind of deal. Especially nowadays.

t. 36 year old father of 2

>>519208081
Around the halfway point in the menstrual cycle is ovulation, which is like 5-7 days long. Right after a period is somewhat safe, but sperm live for up to 5 days so DAY 1 after period is your only legitimate shot.

>>519206213
Adoption can also be expensive and a difficult process

>>519204706 (OP)
Took my wife 4 months to get pregnant at 40. After a woman turns 30 she might send out a few shitty eggs before a good one

>>519208305
>the problem is always the male
lol

>>519207568
>wife 23, life is pumping out kids
>you're 42, barely supporting those kids
bahahaha dude you had to find a girl half your age that was stupid enough to fall for whatever shit women your age won't put up with anymore, jesus christ lmao

>>519205111
My wife and I are both unvaxxed. I knocked her up in 2 months about a year ago. 4th healthy baby turns 1 in a few days.

>>519205200
Spinster power! Spinsters of the world unite!

>>519208359
Fuck. It’s vasectomy then.

>>519208533
Imagine a man and woman are both 40 years old. What do they have in common with each other beyond a desire for sex? What interests do they talk about that matters beyond their kids?

>>519208208
>My fabulous fantasy about an exception to the rule overwrites statistical facts and reality!
>My personal anecdotal evidence about my aunt/mother's sister's friend having babies in their 30s overwrites biology

Sad, I'm now 100% convinced, you're either an old hag of a woman, or worse. A poor bastard married to a hag in her 30s who can't conceive him a child. Very sad, oh well, one last (you).

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9513661/
The only transcripts where variants were present at higher levels in older mice than younger were those from the non-coding region (i.e. D-loop) (Supplementary Fig. 2). This is true in both oocytes and cumulus cells. The significance of transcripts from this region is unclear, though the data are consistent with previous studies documenting age-related accumulation of mutations in D-loop mtDNA (Arbeithuber et al. 2020). The distribution of the data shows that the majority of mtRNA variants in both oocytes and cumulus cells are found at low levels (<10%). Variants found at >50% (i.e. constituting a majority of the mtRNA population) were uncommon across both sample types, but were present to higher degree in cumulus cells (2/762 vs 25/1649).

>B-b-but they're non coding!
>Ack!!!

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27841002/

However, taken together, a wide variety of recent studies have suggested that miRNAs, piRNAs, endogenous siRNAs, and long non-coding RNAs are the most common regulatory RNAs, and, significantly, there is a growing body of evidence that regulatory non-coding RNAs play an important role in epigenetic control. Therefore, these non-coding RNAs (ncRNAs) highlight the prominent role of RNA in the regulation of gene expression. Herein, we summarize recent research developments with the purpose of coming to a better understanding of non-coding RNAs and their mechanisms of action in cells, thus gaining a preliminary understanding that non-coding RNAs feed back into an epigenetic regulatory network.

>>519208636
Don't let the jew doctors lie to you about the reversability. Pay for your own sperms bank.

>>519207978
fertility is not at its peak in the teen years, it peaks at about 23 and teen girls in fact can't get pregnant as easily, and they are at higher risk of birth complications due to their unstable hormones

you are (and were) probably impotent and the first child is not yours. Yu got cucked.

>>519204706 (OP)
>She got pregnant with our son one month after, seemed like it was easy and didn't understand why people struggle. We both want a big family and said let's try again when our son turns 15 months. Been three months of trying to get pregnant with no luck. Why the hell is this so hard?
Because you shoot blanks, and your "son" is not yours. Sorry to say you got cucked

>>519205272
Because you’re not fucking her when she is ovulating. She acts like a cunt now when she ovulates because she already has a kid.

t. Knocked her up again at 40. Whoops.

>>519208359
this is extremely wrong lol
ovulation is like 24-48 hours, the egg only survives about a day after it comes out, sperm can survive in her for about a week. the only relatively safe time is after ovulation and the egg has expired
also if the sex is really good she can just ovulate so you have to watch out for that, so before ovulation is not always safe either

>>519208254
Fertility, the viability of an egg is optimal way under 23. Around 15. But that age is not optimal to give birth. Bone structure and endurance grow 'till around 25. The data suggests 23 is optimal for birth, but naturally we don't have much data on under 18s. Still, we do have a decent ammount of data for that from 3rd world countries, and it seems too young mothers carry well but give birth pourly and end up increasing infant mortality.

>>519208431
i never really looked into it before, yikes.

biological babby (insurance):
>prenatal care - ~$1000
>labor and delivery - ~$2500
>postnatal care - ~$500
>essential (cribs etc) - ~$2000
~$6,000

adopted babby:
>agency fees - $15000
>legal fees - $2000
>background checks - $1000
>post-placement supervision - $500
>essentials (cribs etc) - $2000
~$24,000

this shit needs some kind of reform but people don't want to adopt in the first place.

>>519205272
could be diet. fertility doctors or consultants make like 10s of thousands of dollars per "patient" and a lot of the time it just comes down to hormone imbalance because eating too much processed garbage and not enough healthy fats. You would be surprised how big of an effect a diet change can have

>>519204706 (OP)
I think for some people, it is
There’s documented cases throughout history of kings and other high up people talking about difficulties in that regard

>>519204706 (OP)
Are you vaccinated or around vaccinated people alot? The shedding probably sterilized her

>>519209371
It doesn’t cost anything out of pocket with insurance. There are so many programs and shit for the nigger hordes that end up covering normal people.

>>519208305
Literally from the same article you posted...

>By the age of 36, the chance of a woman conceiving each month has decreased by almost half from the time that she was most fertile in her early 20s. This downward trend continues and by the age of 45 the average chance of getting pregnant each month is just 1%.
Age Graph Yellow

>When younger women are faced with infertility there is more likely to be a medical cause - such as blocked fallopian tubes or a partner with a low sperm count. Older women are more likely to have unexplained infertility,

>>519208888
You are conflating fertility with success of birth. One is conception, a biochemical process, the other is delivery, an anatomical process. One is optimal at a younger age, the other is optimal at a later age. 23 is the compromise people in the field agree on.
Also, you are a faggot for responding without reading my post. I literally said 23 is optimal.

>>519208705
the fuck kind of question is this? realistically, you would have married and had kids with somebody that you enjoyed interacting with and had things in common with so that your relationship is healthy and fulfilling outside sex and raising children. The age of the partners is also irrelevant here, a wife 20 years younger that you have nothing in common with and don't really like outside of sex puts you in the same position, they're just dumber than you. Is there an actual point you think you were making, or is that the reason you had to bag a girl that was barely legal, she wasn't experienced enough to realize how stupid you are?

>>519209566
and if you knew basic math the chance of getting pregnant from 40 to 48 in that chart is 99.2% when you try each month, with the given data set

the problem is CLEARLY the low quality sperm in almost all cases

>>519204706 (OP)
I really shouldn't have come back here.

We have all been deliberately lied to
"Sex education" is actually a social engineering scheme to stigmatize the very idea of pregnancy and transform a pregnancy from something to celebrate into something to fear. The goal is to trick kids into putting off having children for as long as possible so as much economic value can be extracted from them as possible. That's why line has gone up for the last sixty years. Every pump to the GDP has come at the cost of a thousand White children that were never born.

The very idea of waiting untill you're in your thirties or forties to have children is ridiculous. It's a cascading problem that will fuck over your family as time goes by. People don't realize how important grandparents are for child care especially in our present two income household society. So think about it:
If you don't have kids until you're forty, and then your kids don't have kids until they're forty, that means you're going to be 80 years old and on the brink of death when your grandchildren need you the most. Imagine trying to juggle a newborn AND a parent dying of dementia. It's grotesque.

Don't wait to start a family. It won't get any easier.

>>519207568
>Wife's 23 and we already have 4 kids

This two have a pregnancy fetish (based)

>>519209371
>Europe
>$0
>free health insurance from conception to age 26

>>519204706 (OP)
Vax status unironically

>>519209803
Here's your last (YOU)
Protip, even if you were correct fertilization doesn't mean successful birth, your own damn article and even the graph eludes to this, your bait is not convincing, at all.

H. here. OP I fucked your woman in the ass in the Oval office. She is a disgusting sub-human. Sorry. H. Dark Maga
Oh by the way Pops and I laughed as 4 Tyrone`s fucked her when we finished. Ask her about Tyrone 3. Seems he gave her multiple orgasms.

>>519205200
>Japan: study for 8 years and work yourself to death for a boss that hates youb while your birthrates plummet so far your government considers importing more niggers.
Also Japan: Ewww those woman over 25 are yucky.

>>519209776
Your answer is pretty self evident that you don't know women. If a girl as genuinely attracted to you, her personality, sense of humor, habits, values become yours like a factory reset. Men and women have nothing in common from an ingrained biological and cultural level except through raising children.

Think instead about the success rate of marriage where this is not the case, as in modern marriage after the advent of birth control. Partnerships don't work, marital hierarchy is tested through thousands of years of human existence. I don't share anything my girl does, but the inverse is true from her to me. She watches what I watch, prepares the food I like, hates the same races, and raises the kids how I want. Anything of who she was before me is irrelevant, and she is happy for that. If she wasn't, she would have left when I told her this exact set of expectations before I dated her.

And if you don't agree, please tell me the proper ideology for success between men and women. Here is a preemptive lol, lmfao for any ideology that is women centric, as in after the sexual revolution.

>>519210437
this! someone had to say it. those injections of science juice during scamdemic destroy fertility, along with the immune system, and several other health indicators

>>519204706 (OP)
Do you understand how to properly check ovulation time? There's really only 1-2 days window each month the sperm need to be in the right spot for pregnancy to even happen. Are you ejaculating into her cervix appropriately or is your dick not long enough to line that up?

>>519211048
What episode?
Which other Star Trek episodes, if any, feature hot pregnant chicks?
I ask because reasons.

>>519204706 (OP)
She either has no eggs because she's old as fuck or you have no viable sperm because you are a söycück full of estrogen.

>>519204706 (OP)
>30
lol

>>519210517
yea this is totally what OP and you meant. they are all fertilized as fuck but dont succesfully birth.

LMAO

>>519204706 (OP)
Maybe it's (You) anon, maybe you are shooting blanks and the first kid is not your own.

>>519211173
>tfw was the one who posted that picture

>>519211421
Stop giving retarded advice you dumb fucking nigger. Everyone knows it is retarded to impregnate 40 year old hags, you are not going to trick anyone now stfu.

>>519205476
>muh swimmers not hit muh vaxxed vag
just declare vax status in bake next time, dna traitor.

>>519204706 (OP)
Congratulations anon, you've got a healthy wife and probably a healthy son!
Give it some time, and schedule your inseminations in the exact fertility window, multiple doses
You need to lift and exercise for test maxxing
Perhaps both of you are tired, taking care of a little one is draining
But it gets easier as they grow up and you are then perhaps less fatiqued
Good luck and God bless!

>>519204706 (OP)
Outbreeding is a far worse problem than inbreeding, because no one is tracking how many couples are involuntary one-child parents due to antigen incompatability.
If you and your wife have sufficiently diverse blood types, your wife may develop antibodies against any subsequent fertilization during her first gestation.
There is no such thing a "cross breed vigor" in humans. The jews don't want you to know their lies are killing your bloodline.

>>519209776
seconding >>519210963
as a married man with a child and more on the way. if a woman truly respects and is attracted to you she just becomes a mirror in terms of personality/values.

>>519209776
>>519212381
Bodied the jew/foid/fed, I can't tell the difference anymore.

>>519204706 (OP)
It’s probably her but you might be fucking up with poor diet or getting your balls too hot or something.

>>519204706 (OP)
>Wife and I got married 2 years ago at 30 and 31 years old.
You started about a decade too late, 30 and 31 is like last call to have kids if you had several children already.

Fucking idiot.

>>519211696
I know basic math is too hard for brownskins

>>519211173
The episode is "Friday's Child". S2 E11

>>519210963
>youtube redpill shit
none of this voids my point: you spent twenty years not being attractive enough to women for them to pair up and reproduce with you, and you then managed (probably through a lot of luck) to descend on some girl the second she turned 18. the rest is you coping lol, women absorb strong personalities if they don't have one, or haven't had the opportunity to form one, and marraiges are what you make of them. marital hierarchy of the last "thousands of years" isn't comparable to the last 100. based on your rant there, you clearly have no redeeming qualities or attractive attributes that a man should have or that would be recognized by prospective females, so you had to bowl with the bumpers up.

>>519213494
The only women with "strong personalities" are sheboons, goblinas, and post college feminists. Please tell me, what is there to compare to in the last 100 years that has proven to be beneficial to human society?

I noticed you didn't answer the question, what ideology has proven to be better? What will you advise your son to avoid a 50%+ divorce rate and his inevitable suicide?

>>519206959
>your biological offspring would be a rando too in every way that actually matters.
Absolutely not true at all.
I can see a part of me in all my children.

>>519213494
Quick opinion check, what are the chances that the dude in picrel is going to be alright?

>>519204706 (OP)
>try again
Do you not fuck your wife otherwise? What do people that say this mean?

>>519208728
you're a schizo retard that treats 4chan as imaginary strawmen

>>519213494
>marriages are what you make them

It's what the state makes them. Marriages aren't valid if they lack god, to which women only worship a pantheon of their own emotional states and age milestones.

>>519211173
>brown eyes
Disgusting creature. Guy who nailed her was desperate as fuck.

>>519204706 (OP)
stop busting in her butt

>>519204706 (OP)
Fuckable women haven't been invented yet.

>>519218473
Based.

My wife and I decided to have a child. I was 35 and she was 40. I knocked her up within 1 month. Meanwhile, my BIL and SIL, who were in their late 20's ended up needing fertility treatments. Young dudes are just low-T now.

>>519213494
As promised:

Lol, lmao

>>519204706 (OP)
Do it when she doesn't feel like it. Honestly. She's probably ovulating when she has a headache or feels slightly off. Have sex 3-4x a week, don't wack off at all and make sure there's 2-3 days apart. Make sure your swimmers are at full strength.

I'm 43 and I've got a 3rd on the way.

>>519204897
Unironically this.
Unless she's taken a bunch of 'vaccines' and boosters since the first child, but that doesn't sound like that.
Is she still breast feeding? I've heard that can act as weak birth control on her part, body telling the uterus there's not enough resources to go around.
How have her periods been, spotty or heavy.
Or she's just lying and on birth control.
She justifiably might not be as excited as you are about having 2 kids in diapers.

>>519205012
My wife is 47 and we just had sex and I'm very sure if I had nutted in her we'd be looking at a baby in 9 months, possibly retarded but not sure as her periods are still so heavy and regular and my loads strong enough to hit her fallopian tubes and right up into her ovaries.
So fucking thankful we didn't get clotshotted, a healthy almost juvenile sex life gets you through a lot, like this world starting to burn.

>>519204706 (OP)
Do a paternity test with your son.
If results turn negative, do a sperm count.

>>519204706 (OP)
Look at this graph

>>519205111
>>519204706 (OP)
Take zinc

>>519205111
Time her periods.
Usually you can tell when a woman is in heat by how wet she gets and the consistency of her pussy juice, but since you're both still children you'll have to use a calendar.
If she's regular, wait 10 days after her period starts before Nutting in her, starting right at 10 days will be more likely to give you a girl (slower swimmers with longer endurance), start closer to 2 weeks and you're more likely to get a boy (faster swimmers but don't last as long so better to give the egg time to get closer to the cervix.
If she's clotshotted, sorry buddy, but you're lucky you got the one. Both the disease and shots are the bioweapon, her being fully boosted and then getting reinfected give the spike proteins more chance to do their job: sterilization, especially women.
Shitty part is, it'll be congenital.

>>519205272
Studies have shown that children come out looking like the dominant male in the household no matter who's the father. Nature is fucked in what it can do to ensure species survival.
That's why niggers and poos are such an obvious indicator. Micegination is a crime of nature, apparently.

>>519220533
I highly recommend if she was COVID vaccinated you get fertility tests. Even ASIDE from that (we abstained precisely for this reason, (among others but we knew we'd likely want another kid one day and weren't willing to risk it), things like PCOS and all that can largely affect fertility and your chances.

I've got friends in their mid to late 20s have issues as well as 30s. People are a lot unhealthier than previous decades and there's a lot more we take and ingest etc.

>>519205476
>>519205693
How many times has she come down with covid? The clot shots making it to the ovaries, coupled with their reactivation thanks to subsequent reinfections, could spell doom for the human race.

>>519206485
Spoken like an incel virgin.
Pay for sex you pathetic retard.

>>519207568
My only hope is you're white.
Fill that house up if you are, if she's 23 you still have 10 years with a baby every 18 months to go.
Don't worry about the money, you're breeding an army for the collapse that coming, train them accordingly.

>>51920470
we've been at it for about a year now I dont want to hear it

>>519204897
I know that post is a joke but im a lawyer and I seen this happening countless times. I recommend taking a paternity test

>>519206485
such a bullshit. 30 is still a good age and actually the average age to conceive. You lost touch with reality

>>519204706 (OP)
>She got pregnant with our son one month after,
Pregnant by whom?
Better do some DNA test boy, but since you are married even if someone else impregnated her, by law you are the father.
Ahahahahahha
Cuckold!

83% of women became pregnant after receiving Mercier Therapy deep pelvic massage.
https://www.sparrowmassage.com/mercier-therapy

53% of women became pregnant after engaging in artificial home insemination via cervical cap within a 6-month period.
Pregnancy following use of the cervical cup for home artificial insemination utilizing homologous semen.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/6832404/

>>519205822
Women get their entire ovarian reserve while gestating in the womb. Every pregnancy a woman goes through stops her menstrual cycle for 9 months, putting her ovaries into a 9-month stasis, prolonging her overall fertility. If a woman starts having kids at age 16, and has 12 kids by age 33, then over those 17 years she has saved no less than 12 years’ worth of fertility relative to a woman who has her first child at 33. Each kid is 9 months, plus at the very least 3-6 more months immediately after birth until she starts menstruating again. In this scenario, the womb of that 33-year-old is like if she was 21 and having her first child.

The male gametes are different from female gametes. Spermatogenesis is different from oogenesis. The oocytes (the eggs in a woman's ovary) are in suspended apoptosis, a process that's called meiotic arrest. The rates of mutation, due to DNA methylation and fragmented translation, are considerably higher in oocytes, which is precisely because they only undergo meiosis I and II right before they fall in the fallopian tube for fertilization.

The integrity of your DNA is key to your age. Old sperm is far less harmful than old oocytes, but it's still not optimal. For women, anything older than age 23 is sub-optimal. For men, anything older than 30 is sub-optimal. The older the parents, the older the children are upon birth.

>>519204706 (OP)
I had no issue with my wife post 30, blow inside her once and she's pregnant. She won't even have sex with me now because she's scared of getting pregnant and only does oral or handies at this point.

t. 5 kids post 30

Jewish thread, any fertile age to have white children is based, breed the fucking hags too

My wife and I were trying. 2 months in and she got diagnosed with breast cancer so that halted that. Were both 28 so it came as a surprise. We caught it early enough and treatments have been going great with really positive results. Still not going to be able to start again till our 30s some time after radiation. Despite how shitty it is we are financially doing well, have high spirits, and she is handling chemo like a champ.

>>519205111
Take a male fertility test, you can order them through Amazon. That was the problem with my wife and I. It’s an easy thing to check off the list. Also much easier to solve than female fertility issues. Good luck, IVF route can be tough, but very worth it if you want kids

>>519204706 (OP)
Its just luck tried for years until 1 came, 2 and 3 came way easier.

Check diet both parties need to reduce caffeine consumption. Stress mitigate, as much as possible

A stressed bitch wont get preggers like a natural defense.

Make sure sperm quality is good all vitamins, minerals etc.

Exercise. Cut down on sugar fat fucks have lower fertility.
Sugar affects bodies abitilies to produce quality sperm.

Try drugs ie mdma, ecstasy, meth. Inceases sexual pleasure and stimulation can fuck and cum for hours straight.

How impregnated my wife the last time. Have your own personal freak off with the Misso.

Ironically stressing about it only its pressure on you both which can create more negative emotions.

Research what else can cause miscarriage bc it is possible your bitch is prego but miscarries every month due to conditions in the uterous. Too high levels of caffeine, cortisol, alcohol can affect the uterous other factos include m3dical such as endo, pcos creating scar tissue in the uterous preventing embryo implantation.

>>519205111
>She's vaxxed and I'm not.
My nigger you are lucky she's even alive, and good thing you had a child before the vaxx because you're almost certainly not having one after the clotshot

>>519204706 (OP)
Women are supposed to pop out babies in their 20s. Once they hit 30 fertility starts dropping by a measurable amount every year until menopause. Its entirely possible your wife wasn’t super fertile when you knocked her up the first time and you just got lucky.

>>519204897
this and especially so because the pregnancy was immediate after marriage aka she was still fucking her ex up to the wedding day

Now she hasn't been and is not getting pregnant

>>519207800
>additionally this parasite can be found in rare and medium rare meat
Oooooh so THAT's why they memed half-cooked steaks into being the norm to the point where peophe who eat fully cooked meat are ridiculed and derided. I still remember when Trump got mocked for weeks all over the internet for ordering a well done steak as the most prominent example. A new layer to the wormpill.

>>519210963
Your is self evident too. You just want someone to be constantly agreeing with you. Not someone you could actually ask for an opinion or a real conversation. Pretty Cringe.

>>519213850
>>519220239
It’s true. Imagine being 40 and being with an 18 year old. Would assume you’re a sugar daddy or creep that is creeping in on mentally ill girls. Either way it’s a sign of being a loser

>>519205111
>she's vaxxed
oh no no look at this dood lmao

>>519227703
She got the vax before we met.

>>519229715
You got the child before the vaxx kicked in then.
I still see people getting all kinds of horrible ailments at insane rates, it just seems like for some it takes longer to start "working".
In any case anon, why did you marry a vaxxoid?

>>519222978
The autism rate is sky high because many women convince after 30

>>519230245
You should be wary of women trying to convince you anon.

>>519208533
Why would you want a women your age? Especially if you’re over 30. You are beyond brainwashed

>>519205476
Sorry anon.

>>519205476
Wish I had better news. We're basically in a mass sterilization event.

>>519209776
>23 is barely legal
>you can’t have something in common with someone younger
You are retarded

>>519205111
She was probably fucking her ex while you were together and got pregnant. You're shooting blanks and need to take a paternity test.

>>519213494
> to descend on some girl the second she turned 18.
Nothing wrong with that. You’d rather he be an unhappy incel? You are an evil person

>>519204872
I got you bro

>>519222978
>30 is still a good age and actually the average age to conceive.
where? at the fucking retirement home?

>>519204872
Here

>>519204872
My favourite

>>519205111
>left and right,
Try center next time?

>>519205111
>She's vaxxed and I'm not. Think that's a factor, anon?

Yes its a major factor. You may also have low sperm levels due to xenoestrogen poisoning. If so, consume tamoxiphene, 40-100 mg per day.

>>519230694
She doesn't have an ex, lmao.

>>519228441
>>519228762
Does anyone have the version with the 21 year male that looks like a 12 year kid?

Maybe you can answer the question the other guy didn't. What list of hobbies, personalities, and experiences does a male and female 20 year share? 30 year? 40 year? Do girls make good platonic friends to you?

What do women seek from men in relationships? What do men seek from women in relationships?

>>519222978
>actually the average age to conceive
Only because of modern life, namely it being extremely difficult to afford a house at a young age. The natural biological age to conceive is way lower. Late teens, early twenties.

>>519231730
The original used to have 18 instead of 21. I don’t know why someone changed it to 21 and kept posting it

>>519232954
Ah dang. I probably got the reddit censor version to maximize that karma.

>30 plus and trying to have a kid
The best before date on you both was 25. You're expired and trying to brew a genetic danger to society. Better luck next lifetime