Thread 519209741

>tfw India is just 50 countries in a trenchcoat
>more internal divisions than /pol/ has schizos
>their "unity" is a British colonial LARP
>we're here to help them embrace their true, fractured nature

Operation CHAIOS is a go. Goal: Make the map look like a dropped packet of crayons.

FORGET THE ESSAY. HERE'S THE LOW-EFFORT GUIDE:

1. CASTE WARS (EASIEST W)
>Spam this everywhere: "Shudras are the real natives, Upper Castes are Steppe invader cucks."
>Watch them seethe and write 1000-word replies. Your work is done.

2. TAMIL EELAM 2.0
>Just post the LTTE flag with the caption: "Tamil Nadu was always based. Free Eelam from Hindi cucks."
>Add "We wuz original Aryans" for bonus rage.

3. INSTANT BORDER GORE
>Post this map: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proposed_states_and_union_territories_of_India
>Caption: "Your real borders. Pick your new flag."

4. RELIGIOUS ACCELERATION
>Comment on any India post: "Muslims outbreeding Hindus by 2050. It's over for Hindutva."
>Then go to a Pakistani post and say the opposite.

WEAPONIZED MEMES (COPY-PASTE THESE):
>Shudra Wojak: "WE WUZ HARAPPANS N SHIET"
>Anime Girl Kashmir: "b-baka, stop fighting over me!"
>Punjab Map split 3 ways: "Pick your fighter"

YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT (YOU WILL):
>Find an Indian poster.
>Reply: "Which of the 57 nations are you from?"
>Do nothing else. Watch the meltdown.
>SCREENCAP THE SALT AND POST IT HERE.

Previous: >>518640793
Theme: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proposed_states_and_union_territories_of_India

Get posting. Make the map colorful again. Worst case is India shuts itself off from the Internet which isn't a bad thing. Either way, we win.

>>519209741 (OP)
>"Which of the 57 nations are you from?"

we made them into a cobbled together ethnic mess of a country on purpose to keep them unstable

>>519209919
The only region of India that I find at all interesting is Jammu & Kashmir and Punjab.

>>519210090
>Tamil Nadu was always based. Free Eelam from Hindi cucks.

>>519209741 (OP)
indian army is deployed in almost every province
there's COIN in every one against sikhs, farmers, muzzies, commies, dalits
cant blame jeets for wanting to flee this toilet

>>519210235
>cant blame jeets for wanting to flee this toilet

>>519210090
Bengal was the richest part before it was colonised and we probably took the most from it. Icl I feel a little bad since it's completely fucked

Muslims are 14% of India and growing.
India will need to balkanize AGAIN.

is that you moe

>>519210403
>Muslims outbreeding Hindus by 2050. It's over for Hindutva.

haram bitches

>>519210484
>>519210552

>>519210484
>>519210552
It's working

@meme-flags

shut up religion of piss and shit

>>519210713
>another memeflag
>Same type of meme
>Seething at an anti-india post calling anyone who doesn't like Jeets a muslim
Hmmmmm, could this be Jeetcord mobilising its troops?

>>519210713
>not Pakistani, just a guy with jeet fatigue
>watching you poos seethe over each other is my favorite pastime
>your 33 million gods can't even fix your open defecation stats
>keep making Mohammed memes while your own women get ukked in the UK
>we'll be here watching the balkanization show
>50 countries in a trenchcoat looking ass

What a retarded thread

>>519211084
>stay seething dalit
>which of the 20 nations are you even from?

>>519209741 (OP)
BEWARE ZUTTED SHILLS ARE WORKING OVERTIME

>>519211652
Most Zutt posters are literal Discordshills yourself included. I bet you poured loads of Jeethours into making all those pics

>>519211652
>your prophet rode the zutt while your women watch
>enjoy your caste system designed by steppe cucks
>which of the 50 nations are you even from dalit?

>>519211652
lol