Thread 519215736

Why is it illegal for Americans to give each other financial advice?

>>519215736 (OP)
it's not. The reason people say 'this is not financial advice' is to avoid being sued. You can sue if you make a shit decision and can prove it was due to bad advice.

>>519215736 (OP)
same reason if I serve you alcohol and you get into an accident, I'm at fault.
It's because we're retards and "we" shirk off responsibility any chance we get.
I'm poor. This must be someone else's fault.
I'm fat. Gotta be someone else's fault
I'm unemployed. Definitely someone else's fault.

>>519215736 (OP)
it's not
but commercial liability is something handrubbers exploit
see sec rule 144 for real brainsplosion

>>519216274
>Definitely someone else's fault
Kike's, and you know it

>>519215736 (OP)
In America it's illegal to cut out the jewish middleman from financial dealings.

>>519216619
you've not explored all options and you know it
I've got a CDL and a small business / side hustle
I voice act / narrate as a hobby.
No jew has ever prevented me from making money.

>>519215736 (OP)
why is it illegal for Canadians to give each other advice about not cutting your dick or tits off?

>>519215736 (OP)
>>519216100
>>519216400
So it is illegal, de facto.

>>519216677
It's like doctors. AI has learned this well. Consult your doctor, consult your lawyer, call an electrician. Write simulation code that determines whether the chassis of a bus or a train will hold up? It writes garbage without complaint. Such different industrial cultures. The lecture here is this: Never get into an industry that doesn't have a union that bribes all politicians 24/7.

>>519216850
>I voice act / narrate as a hobby.
Vocaroo. Now.

>>519216850
Nah, they just get a little cut. Pol has never calculated it, but I'd be surprised if it's less than 20%.

>>519216948
It's probably all MLP vore porn, he just chokes and neighs.

>>519216948
No thanks.
I've a very distinctive voice and I'm not going to jeopardize earnings via shitposting on this site.
>>519217087
Mostly corporate stuff.
Safety videos. Onboarding. Basic stuff like that.
It'd be great to do some anime but my vocal range frequently gets villan roles and not hero
My average is ~84hz for reference

>>519217087
God fucking damnit nearly choked on me bikki, you cunt.

>>519217522
>villan roles
Based. Not enough people genuinely trying with villain roles.

>>519217635
I know but I've never thought of myself as a bad guy.
My mentality is extremely close to the new superman but my voice is deeper than Kratos
Bit of a conundrum.

>>519216100
Saying that doesn't protect you though

>>519217829
Want some drunken mick's advise?
Own it. Develop it. You'll find surprising demand for it.

Unless you just want to enjoy it as a hobby, then don't turn it into a job lol...

>>519215736 (OP)
thats the sole purview of lying jews
and since the jews control the jewdicial system if you give advice and its wrong a jewish lawyer can sue you.
so everyone says allegedy and no financial advice to try and keep the smelly kikes away.

>>519217522
for audiobooks and stuff? thats cool. i respect a good reader. the best ones can have a 4 way conversation going with four distinct but not jarring voices and you never get lost with who's talking. you ever listen to Patrick Tull...Vance....obvious Muller.