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Anonymous (ID: Uigi9akR) United States No.519252833 >>519252897 >>519252960 >>519253101 >>519253652 >>519254058 >>519254164 >>519254466 >>519254493 >>519254515 >>519254605 >>519254772 >>519254793 >>519255359 >>519255886 >>519257047 >>519257108 >>519258252 >>519258304 >>519258340 >>519258409 >>519258451 >>519258616 >>519258636 >>519259544 >>519265674 >>519265775 >>519265930 >>519265982 >>519266407 >>519266474 >>519266764
You're taking her out on a date, pol. Where are you going?
Anonymous (ID: HD76cBCC) United Kingdom No.519252892 >>519263940
toe realignment center
Anonymous (ID: t2dSbcNY) United States No.519252897
>>519252833 (OP)
home. where she is safe and no feral ape can get her.
Anonymous (ID: HxQT1W1r) United States No.519252960 >>519253042
>>519252833 (OP)
I don't know, but we're definitely not taking the bus there
Anonymous (ID: dt0ThjMi) United States No.519253042
>>519252960
taking the train?
Anonymous (ID: 6d7cxajt) United States No.519253101 >>519260967
>>519252833 (OP)
The subway where we can sit in front of a prospective engineer.
Anonymous (ID: bqLn7dgy) India No.519253193
To the nearest shitting street.
We will have a blast.
Anonymous (ID: 7U+0F7ze) United States No.519253652 >>519254739
>>519252833 (OP)
To Pound Town.
Anonymous (ID: CQK9uRey) United States No.519254058
>>519252833 (OP)
Planetarium and sushi.
Anonymous (ID: axj77TnL) United States No.519254164
>>519252833 (OP)
Into her pussy
Anonymous (ID: RNRj3igI) No.519254256 >>519257114
Are you her dad?
Anonymous (ID: 1oLykOBg) United States No.519254408
Am I taking hohol teenage Iryna or Marilyn Monroe Iryna out on a date?
Anonymous (ID: ZSdz8Ttq) United States No.519254466
>>519252833 (OP)
one little island in the caribbean
Anonymous (ID: gNZ+uFe8) United States No.519254493 >>519254565 >>519255063
>>519252833 (OP)
>You're taking her out on a date, pol.
No I’m not
> Where are you going?
Probably playing D&D
Second edition,
Anonymous (ID: DNvqSq6v) Canada No.519254515
>>519252833 (OP)
My bedroom.
Anonymous (ID: N5BSrhnl) Australia No.519254565 >>519254715
>>519254493
Cleric?
Anonymous (ID: XeCH8E8r) Canada No.519254605
>>519252833 (OP)
Mosque . Make her my halal waifu
Anonymous (ID: gNZ+uFe8) United States No.519254715
>>519254565
Yes…
Anonymous (ID: i6aY6u5M) Australia No.519254739
>>519253652
rare pepe, nice
Anonymous (ID: qaUFJtaX) United States No.519254772
>>519252833 (OP)
Dennys
Anonymous (ID: dbajP5Kd) Germany No.519254793
>>519252833 (OP)
she has bug eyes, I'm not taking her anywhere
stay away from me you non-white gene stealer
Anonymous (ID: T5+tC3wT) Mexico No.519254891 >>519265611
I'd take her to my uncle's taco stand, order a plate of suadero tacos with lime and green salsa and a coca cola for her, and let "Mi historia entre tus dedos" play softly in the background.

https://youtu.be/aHFAXW840uM
Anonymous (ID: qdHloTpB) United States No.519255063
>>519254493
>playing a cleric in 2nd edition
You better be on your way to being a bard, pussy
Anonymous (ID: SBVfrVRs) United States No.519255359
>>519252833 (OP)
I'm sure I'll think of something.
Anonymous (ID: YXfm6ExZ) India No.519255691 >>519257962 >>519258528
It will be a date with three legs.
The first leg of it will be taking her to the cinema and watching a bollywood chick flick, where we will drink a lot of soda and eats loads of buttered pop corn. Afterwards we will go to the finest restaurant Mumbai has to offer and eat lots and lots of Chicken and naan. Then we will go to my apartment, and have hot steamy sex. Afterwards we will order some more food on ubereats. This time the food will be her choice, nice grilled cheese sandwiches. Then we will have sex once again. Then we will call it a night and go to sleep.

The second leg is the morning after, where we will start with sex, and order some paneer potato parathas and have sex again and order some more food, this time it will be chicken tikka. The morning and the afternoon will be a mix of craziest sex you've ever known and huge amounts of food being consumed.

The third and the best leg will come in the evening. As you might have noticed, we have been eating a lot of food, most of it not very healthy. Finally, she will say, anon I think I need to take a dump. So I will take her out onto the street, and we both will take more laxatives than are required. I will then take her to the best rated shitting street that Mumbai has known in its history. Only the richest and the most powerful elites are permitted to even come near. While we are walking to the street, our stomachs start rumbling. It is as if we are on the edge of an orgasm and the slightest of touch will send us over it. But we bear through and keep walking, holding each other's hands. As soon as we reach the street, we will strip of our pants and underpants, and take the biggest, the most foul smelling, the loudest dump humanity has ever known. The sounds of us both shitting will resonate and create harmonies which were previously unknown to humanity. All the people in the street will feel insecure, because they just can't compete, and in awe of us, at the same time.

It will be glorious.
Anonymous (ID: 0TpOXwes) Germany No.519255886
>>519252833 (OP)
We go to ikea. It’s cheap, i need a rag and we can fuck on it later.
Anonymous (ID: gWFWVTIg) Canada No.519257047
>>519252833 (OP)
Easy, Arcade and Mini Golf
Anonymous (ID: 4miVoMT1) United States No.519257108
>>519252833 (OP)
McDonald's
Anonymous (ID: BbjnmU28) United States No.519257114
>>519254256
Ill get to that in a minute. Now you brought some kind of marriage contract with you?
Anonymous (ID: ZY6xjDhm) India No.519257962
>>519255691
wtf dude, I am not sure whether it is disturbing or funny or both
Anonymous (ID: qR+amOqU) United States No.519258153 >>519258349
pay her bills. kiss her feet. be her servant.
Anonymous (ID: gPFGoFOH) United States No.519258252
>>519252833 (OP)
>Dating modern women
No
Anonymous (ID: dq2miwux) United States No.519258304
>>519252833 (OP)
Home base!
Anonymous (ID: 7b6YTUDz) United States No.519258340
>>519252833 (OP)
Back in time to assassinate Karl Marx. I will hold him while she stabs.
Anonymous (ID: kZxYMRod) Romania No.519258349
>>519258153
Used to hate foot fags until a hooker jerked mw off with her feet. I now understand the appeal of it.
Anonymous (ID: vvgl1lKa) United States No.519258409
>>519252833 (OP)
whats wrong with her pupils?
Anonymous (ID: DLby2SBG) Latvia No.519258451
>>519252833 (OP)
Coffee shop or cafΓ©. Or possibly a bar for a drink. Dinner dates are dead and only gold diggers want them.
Anonymous (ID: rzGzpIcX) No.519258528
>>519255691
>ubereats
>Mumbai
Why not just reach into the sewer next to your bed?
Anonymous (ID: 6Y4P78g0) United States No.519258616
>>519252833 (OP)
Denny's or Mel's Diner
Anonymous (ID: Px9V1Lp5) United States No.519258636 >>519263542
>>519252833 (OP)

some place fancy, like olive garden.
Anonymous (ID: CrISXHLE) Canada No.519259544
>>519252833 (OP)
To the movies....of course.
Anonymous (ID: KbTQKO2S) United States No.519260967 >>519261734
>>519253101
ERECTIN A DICKSPENSER
Anonymous (ID: kZxYMRod) Romania No.519261734 >>519261784
>>519260967
I miss that game.
Anonymous (ID: 48ajgI0P) United States No.519261784
>>519261734
It still exists. I play it every night
Anonymous (ID: YJWJFZdG) United States No.519263542
>>519258636
I'm going on a date with her. It's a date, not a mission. We're just going to go out to a nice restaurant, and then we'll go back to my place to get to know each other better
Anonymous (ID: Iunj0R8U) United States No.519263940
>>519252892
fpbp
TVRKBVLL (ID: Qx1IOA7/) Netherlands No.519265611
>>519254891
>meat tornado
based
Anonymous (ID: 3/Yat/VN) No.519265674
>>519252833 (OP)
Closest nigger ghetto.
Anonymous (ID: sbsPQFNV) No.519265775
>>519252833 (OP)
Golden Corral because I want to go
14 (ID: 8jg6UN86) Brazil No.519265930
>>519252833 (OP)
Italian Restaurant or Japanese Food
I would let her choose between those so it would tell me a lot about her and know thati care about her opinion at the same time
Anonymous (ID: LWxM+bgR) United States No.519265982
>>519252833 (OP)
Dating coaches, who specialize in working with people with autism, are in demand

https://www.npr.org/2022/05/11/1098150733/dating-coaches-who-specialize-in-working-with-people-with-autism-are-in-demand

Autism impairs your ability to be social. Romance is the most social thing humans do.

You can lead a normal life.
Anonymous (ID: JKpC3aw+) New Zealand No.519266407
>>519252833 (OP)
a Popeyes just opened recently in my city so I'll take her there.
Anonymous (ID: paJqhOlS) Canada No.519266474
>>519252833 (OP)
Applebees 2 for 20.
Then the pharmacy for some glycerin suppositories.
Anonymous (ID: 1cBIjId5) Germany No.519266764
>>519252833 (OP)