Thread 519258958

>>519258958 (OP)
Forced meme is forced

ZUTTED

zutt status

>>519258958 (OP)
Personally, I like the attention. A lot of people are learning about how hadith work. Plus the people posting fake shit are only making themselves look bad. I'm happy.

>>519258999
This, prob jeets trying to take the heat off themselves, as if religion matters at all

>>519258958 (OP)
Hes getting zutt broken now, he’s just in the denial phase

>>519258999
>>519259085
samefag

Lmao

>>519258958 (OP)
Muslims are disgusting satanic niggers idgaf

>>519258958 (OP)
What agency is pushing this

I said Zutt Zutt, in the butt.
I said Zutt Zutt, in the butt.
You wanna put it in Mohammed? Okay!
You wanna put it in Mohammed? Okay!

>>519259328
Mostly Hindus plus a few butthurt Christians that think we worship Satan because we don't worship a man.

>>519258958 (OP)
ZUTT ZUTT IN THE BUTT

>>519258999
>>519259077
>>519259085
GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR COUNTRIES

>>519258958 (OP)
THEY ARE ZUTT MAD LMAO

>>519259738
Raisin-head means curly/frizzy hair.

>>519259848
I didn’t say otherwise

>>519258958 (OP)
the real translation you lying kikes: It is stated by Imam Baihaqi in "Dalail-e-Nubuwwat" on the authority of Hadhrat Abdullah ibn Masood (ra) that the Prophet (saw) once, said to his companions in Makkah: "Whosoever from amongst you desires to see the jinns, he should come to me tonight." Hadhrat Abdullah ibn Masood stated that nobody except me came that night. The Prophet (saw) took me with him to a high hill in Makkah. He drew a circle with his foot for me and advised me to keep sitting within that circle. Seating Hadhrat Abdullah ibn Masood within that circle, he advanced ahead and then stood at a place. There, he started recitation of the Holy Quran. All of a sudden a big group of jinns encircled the Prophet (saw) and that group stood as a wall between me and the Prophet (saw) and I heard the jinns saying: "Who gives evidence that you are the Prophet." There was a tree nearby. The Prophet (saw) observed: "Will you accept my claim if this tree gives the evidence?" The jinns said: "Yes, we shall accept it." On that, the Prophet (saw) called the tree. The tree came nearby and gave the evidence accordingly and all the jinns embraced Islam.

ZUTT ZAPPED AND BOOTY BLASTED

>>519259077
This is an interesting and probably correct perspective. The truth does not fear being discovered.

>>519258958 (OP)
Muslims should now start bending over for zutt cock whenever the see a a black man, it sunnah for them

>>519258958 (OP)
AL ZUTT WUT WUT IN THE BUTT
Do these dune coons not know about the streisand effect? I only know about this because of the outrage from mohammadeans and how AI refused to answer my questions about it which caused me to start looking into it.

>>519258958 (OP)
I'm not sure if Zutt traces to /pol/ but kudos to this board if it does. And kudos to this board for amplifying it anyways. This is /pol/ at top form, expertly weaponizing a meme that's clearly getting to muslims.

>>519259077
It is the sand nigger version of the talmud.

>>519258958 (OP)
The "discrediting" is that they lie say the Al-Zutt are Djinn which they aren't they're a historical people referenced before and after Islam's existence and because they're Djinn this means this event took place on the Night of the Djinn which Abdullah says he wasn't at so it's made up but this had nothing to do with the Djinn so Abdullah saying he wasn't at the Night of the Djinn doesn't contradict anything it's just Muslims lying as per usual

>>519259958
See >>519260108
Completely fabrication created much later after the event trying to tie it to something else(the Djinn)

>>519258958 (OP)
Alright heres how islamic text works from my understanding (christfag here)

1:surrah - direct words of the prophet/god
2: Hadith - A report or narration about the Prophet's life, which can be a statement, an action, or an approval.

so either way the prophet approved that hadith through narrators or what not. So does it actually mean hes taking ZBC or is a text bastardized somewhere in translation?

I feel like if this is actually real there would be more muslims riding eachother

the zuttening claims another victim

>>519258999
brown skin is brown

>>519260184
he took the pig benis in the butt

>>519260194
many such cases

>>519258958 (OP)
This is going to spread like wildfire and will be devastating to Islam. There’s no way around it. There are so many very odd and highly sexual anecdotes about Mohammad. It’s not like it’s a stray passage with no supporting context.

>>519258958 (OP)
ZBUH (Zutts Be Up in Him)

>>519259958
Lie

https://dorar.net/h/JjjJW7vH

>>519260461
>There are so many very odd and highly sexual anecdotes about Mohammad
Like the time he sucked Hussein's (little) penis?

>>519259017
zutted and zuttpilled, habibi

>>519258999
Has to be the least organic meme on here in years.

seems like hasbara stuff with how hard they’re forcing it it’s all over several boards. They seem to have lost the art of subtlety

>>519258958 (OP)
Ngl I saw this on /his/ and stared at it for like 5 minutes because it was so amusing and bizarre

>>519260563
not clicking that shit jeetnig

>>519259344
We’re doing Reddit puns to own the moslems

Indian confirmed

>>519259958
That he was gang-raped by Indians is much more believable than a talking tree, because in 2025 we have ample evidence of gang-raping Indians but zero evidence of talking trees.

>>519260714
Someone took the time to prompt an ai to create this

certainly not gay tho

>>519260815
What is it with Muslims and talking/walking trees? They appear a lot in Islamic texts. Were ancient Arabs really that fucking stupid, or did they just not know what a tree was because they lived in a shithole desert?

>>519260826
>brownoid thinks that the MS paint doodle is made with AI
Holy shit, AI is making browns even more retarded.

>>519260184
>I feel like if this is actually real there would be more muslims riding eachother
How many are riding each other, and HOW did you manage to survey the billions of Muslims 24/7?

>>519260184
>I feel like if this is actually real there would be more muslims riding eachother
Once you become aware of what the Taliban do to little boys, it all makes sense.

>>519259958
Where do the whole "zutt" name come from then, if the real translation doesn't even mention any "zutts"?

>>519261045
Reminder that the CIA supplied trafficked boys to Afghan warlords to gain their trust and build alliances with them.

I said zutt zutt
in the butt
PBUH (penis be upon him)

>>519258958 (OP)
pushed by discord pajeets because they live the fantasy of gangrape everyday

>>519258999
Don't care, fuck muslims, sorry zutt muslims and nuke indians

>>519258958 (OP)
lmfao zoomies you done good. Watching the younger generation shitposting makes this unc smile.

>>519260461
This is only one passage. Wait until black muslims find out muhammed hated niggers.

>>519259958
No its not !!!!! This is the real one!
Abdullah [ibn Mas'ud] related: The Messenger of Allah (SAW) sent for me, so we set out until I reached such-and-such a place, and He traced a line for me and told me: Stay between the two edges of this – don’t go outside of it; if you go outside of it, it’s over for you. Abdullah said: And so I stayed there. Then the Messenger of Allah (SAW) went off a stone’s throw away or a little farther (or something like that). Then he [Abdullah] mentioned a group of male members [haneen, i.e. men] who looked like Zutt people. ‘Affan narrated (or something like what 'Affan said, Allah willing): They didn't have any clothes on, and I didn't see their genitals, and they were tall and scrawny. He [Abdullah] said: And they came and started to penetrate the behind of the Messenger of Allah (SAW), and the Prophet of Allah (SAW) began to recite to them. And they started to move closer and lean around me, and get in my way, and I became intensely terrified of them, so I sat down (or something like that). And when the morning light broke, they began to go away (or something like that). Then the Messenger of Allah (SAW) came back exhausted and in pain, or practically in pain, from how they had penetrated him; He said: Indeed I am exhausted (or something like that). Then the Messenger of Allah (SAW) put his head in my lap (or something like that). And the men came with tall white garments on, but the Messenger of Allah (SAW) had fallen asleep. And I became more intensely terrified of them than I was the first time.

>>519258958 (OP)
May the Zutts be upon them!

>>519261047
He’s coping. Ever since people got redpilled on jews after Oct 7, brown muslims have been invading Jew-critical and Israel-critical right-wing spaces thinking we’re cool with their shit, and when they find out people also criticize them for being retarded and evil they accuse everyone of being Jewish and say that every criticism of, attack on, or mockery of Islam is “forced” and that the IDF are wasting time, money, effort and resources to post on 4chan doing hasbara operations.

Try it. Give any well thought out, genuine criticism of Islam you have, or just post a non-serious meme with a hadith and some funny basedjaks and watch how quickly they start attacking you. You can criticize Israel and Jews until the sun goes down and they won’t let up.

>>519261245
t. buckbroken paki

>>519260878
Both

>>519261335
KYS

>>519259085
lol stfu kike!
The Jeets have the win!
Let them bask in it for eternity.

May the Zutts be upon you!

>>519260815
this
Jewhammad was raped by niggers while his cuckold poopskin monkeys all sat around watching. A subhuman god for a subhuman species.

>>519261335
vishnu can tongue my dirty anus, oh wait, you guys eat shit anyway, go make some dungs and chill

>>519261325
They're not that many, I've been pissing on both kikes and mudslimes for years and years. Sure, there are more of them, but they're not a majority here or anything like that.

>>519259958
Zooty in the booty

>>519261458
Obviously they’re not a majority but there’s been a significant increase lately. Like especially the past 6 months. They seethe like crazy over in /his/ as well

>>519259738
Hahaha westerners are fucked
All the anti Zutt posts are from Western flags
You fucked up timmy

>>519261419
pottery

You can take the Sodomite out of Sodom.
But you can't take a Sodomite, out of a Sodomite.

>>519261325
This is accurate

>>519261512
>Timmy

>>519261534
Indeed

>>519261510
Yeah, that's true. I've noticed the increase in the last 6 months as well. I blame the jeets, they bring their inter-shitskin internet war here.

>>519261512
Do something about it nigger!
I TRIPLE FUCKING NIGGER DOG DARE YOU MONKEY!

DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT YOU FUCKING SAND FUCKING NIGGER!

>>519258999
zutt zutt

>>519261577
I think this is accurate. I actually quite enjoy the Pakis who come here because their jeet jokes are clever and fresh with real passion behind them, but the problem is when hordes of mystery meat come here and then stick around to seethe about people criticizing Islam as if it’s something new here

>>519261375
>>519261450
ZUTT ZUTT IN THE BUTT

>>519261706
This is some funny ass shit.
No pun intended!

>>519261644
Well, I approve of this zutt stuff, I think it's funny. I assume it's just bullshit, but it obviously triggers the muds. But that's pretty telling because people have been calling their prophet a pedo psychopath for years and that obviously doesn't faze them one bit, kek.

>>519261614
>DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT YOU FUCKING SAND FUCKING NIGGER!
I love your incompetent raging hahaha
The West will be majority Muslim in 30 years

>>519261815
>The West will be majority Muslim in 30 years
Zuttbros... we're about to FEAST

>>519261793
Exactly. It’s not perfectly accurate, it just has some funny wording and context so people have made a meme out of it.

Of course, this of all things is what makes Muslims go “NOOOOOO NO THATS NOT TRUE YOU’RE MISUNDERSTANDING AND THE HADITH ISN’T STRONG ANYAY” but effectively don’t dispute the fact that Aisha was 6 and Muhammad consummated the marriage at 9. At best they’ll day “uh yeh but wot if da parents consent tho” or “oh yeh well Rebecca was 12” (not true). Crazy, because Muhammad being a pedo is just the most well known atrocity he committed. After researching Islam for years (my guiding principle in life is give anything a serious consideration no matter how much you dislike it) I can tell you there are hundreds of other disgusting or nonsensical things they’ll either defend, ignore or deflect from .

>>519261815
That is the West.
Those are sand niggers that want someone else' Kingdom.

The West as you claim it is sand nigger free.
What that place is now...
Is NOT THE WEST

Because you're sub human shit skin cowards.
If you couldn't defend your shit skin homeland.
What makes a sub human sand nigger monkey?
Think they are going to take some else's shit?
You're literally a sub human parasite.
Like the nigger animals your ancestors bred with.

>>519258999
ZUTT BOYS ROLL OUT

>>519259118
Ayylmao ain't no one is getting zuttd over fake debunked meme. Anyone with internet access can see that the meme pic has been edited by rapejeets with fake text that isn't even present in the hadith. This isn't the first time that islamophobes have used lies to propagate their hate and muslims have been fighting against such lies for centuries. Such blatant lies and saboteur actions are nothing new to Islam

>>519261936
>I can tell you there are hundreds of other disgusting or nonsensical things
Tell me a few disgusting things I don't know about then. I know nothing of islam really, only that muhammed was a pedo warlord of some sort.

>>519261815
>West Majority Muslim in 30 Years
More than half of 2nd and 3rd generation Muslim immigrants either apostasize or effectively apostasize so even if you kept importing them forever Western countries would literally never be majority Muslim.

The West is where Islam goes to die, you have no idea what you’re talking about. Western “Islam” is “muslim” kids who drink alcohol, smoke weed, take pills, vape, eat non-halal, sin left and right, live a life of mischief and crime, always neglect prayer, but give you a dirty look if you DARE to eat a sandwich with bacon. That’s literally it. That’s your Western “Islam”

>>519258999
>Forced meme

How is it a meme if it is right out of one of their holy books? Muslims are gay simple as that hence why they are so mad now that non-muslims know how gay they truly are.

>>519262039
zutted

>>519258999
Paki you favourite camel fucker was a slut Zutt also he was a crossdresser too lol!

>>519258958 (OP)
>"All night long".

https://youtu.be/YLWzSL4RI8c

>>519262039
>Edited
Ohh no no no ummah sisters.
sunnah2.com/262

>>519258999
This. Why a bunch of whitebois would be so interested in an obscure Islamic passage?

>>519261335
One struggle brother.

>>519260184
Not really how it works.

Surah are chapters in the Quran.
Chapters in the Quran are made up of verses (ayat, s. ayah) that are considered to be the words of God.
Being together in one Surah doesn't mean that the verses were recited at the same instance;
it groups them together in a unit for reciting, but there might be years between the reveal of one verse and another.
Surah are well known and undebatable; they are extremely well known and make up the core of the Islamic corpus
The problem with the Quran, is that it doesn't contain crucial info, like how to pray, how to pay taxes and which hand you should wipe your ass with.

The grand majority of all Islamic law is based on hadith, which are thousands of fragmentary reports on things the prophet said or did.
A hadith takes the form of a matn and an isnad.
The former is the content of the text, the latter is a chain of narrators like "Umar told me, Zaid told, Ahmed told, Abu Hurairah told, the prophet said"
The problem, already noted by the end of the first century of Islam, is that most of these hadith are fake.
That's were the hadith verification system comes in.

There are thousands of hadith, and most of them are very obscure; most well-known hadith are from the "six authentic books" of which only Sahih Muslim and Sahih al-Bukhari are considered mostly reliable.
Even then, most of these "sahih" or "sound" hadith don't stand up to historical scrutiny, because the hadith verification method has some problems.

Point is, nobody but scholars knew this hadith,
it's probably not sahih,
and if it was, scholars would have probably deboonked it in one way or another.

>>519258999
Z U T T E D . C O M

>>519258999
>>519258958 (OP)
I believe it. And even if it was somehow proven to be a lie, I wouldn't give a fuck. muslimes are faggots and unlikable. It blows my fucking mind that more people don't openly hate muslimes and that they are allowed in our countries.

>>519262231
Whites are tired of Islamic invasion in Europe
The main question is why someone with this flag will defend islam.

>>519262314
>The problem with the Quran, is that it doesn't contain crucial info, like how to pray, how to pay taxes and which hand you should wipe your ass with.
Maybe it doesn't matter and you should yolo those parts.

>>519262231
So he willingly ventured out in the desert, at night, with his comrade so he can record it all, and had multiple genies "ride" him all night long.

Imagine if a porn studio did a gay porn called "The Zutt slut" based on this lol

>>519262379
Lmao

>>519262314
So basically what you're saying is that islam is one big retard pilpul session?

>>519262040
Sure thing, give me a few momentos to compile some of the best for you. Some of these will be highly immoral acts, others will just be ridiculous and hypocritical things that a prophet would never do.

>Muhammad has guests over for dinner but they overstay their welcome, but he’s socially anxious and doesn’t want to tell them the fuck off. Convenient as ever, he feels the urge to receive revelation from Allah in another room, Allah basically says:
>“O you who believe! The Messenger of Allah is tired of hosting you and needs rest, for you have overstayed your welcome, but he doesn’t want to be rude!”
>These retards proceed to me amazed and promptly leave as they think god himself has just given revelation to a prophet because he was slightly inconvenienced by his guests


>One day Muhammad is chilling, he starts shouting “May Allah Curse the Jews!”
>Guy asks why, Muhammad tells him Allah declared it unlawful for them tk eat fat meat of animals, yet they profit off selling such meats, and Allah had forbade people to profit from what the cannot consume. These Jews specifically would eat fat meat from animals (predominantly camels) that had died of natural causes, which Muhammad considered forbidden
>This is important, because years later, Muhammad launched his raid in the Jewsih Arabian settlement of Khaybar and specifically mentions taking their fat meat, and he shared in the spoils after the unjustified offensive and was eager to consume and distribute this, and bragged of the quantity that was apparently incomparable to any other stock of meat in the area. Besides tensions with the Jews, this stock of resources was seen as a major motivation for the siege
>There was such an abundance of this meat that there was enough for every Muslim to take as much as they carry even after Muhammads’s mandatory 1/5th cut had been set aside.
>Muhammad consumed this meat, the same kind of meat he had cursed the Jews for consuming because Allah forbade

>>519261815
What are you going to do about it monkey?
YOU WON'T DO FUCKING SHIT!

>>519262106
sand nigger homos
Sodomite Edomite nigger cattle.

Zutts in the Butts of Mutts!

>>519262370
I haven't read the Quran but I am pretty sure Muhammad was an epileptic autist who walked around in the desert talking with angels and jihns all the time. Like a brown version of Joan d'Arc.

>>519262487
Ok, that's pretty retarded. I was hoping for something more juicy tho... I mean, we've already established he's a pedo, that he's socially awkward isn't really a hard hitter after that one, kek.

>>519262314
Wall of Text Cope.

>>519262415
Can say the same about you zuttbroken abdul.

>>519262486
Islam and Christianity are ultimately just variants of Judaism. Jesus claimed to be the Jewish messiah and got killed by the Pharisees since he was a peacenik who also threw the merchants out of a temple. Then Muhammad was groomed by Jews to be their messiah, but died before he could claim to be the one.

>>519262526
Sounds like he was doing a lot more then just talking to them. He even brought someone with him so they could record the events happening to him.

This is basically an attempt to get people to think about muslims instead of jews for a very brief moment with "look at this gay shit haha, laugh at them, aren't they gay and retarded?"
It is a pretty funny smokescreen I'll give them that, I just think they could do better

>>519262592
Show flag.

>>519262634
Don't worry, no one is forgetting about the jews just because we laugh at muds a bit.

>>519262040
>>519262487
The best part of this story about the Fat Meat of Khaybar? From among the Jews he killed, one surviving widow was skilled at cooking.
>This Jewish woman whose husband and entire tribe had just been slaughtered by Muhammad’s army offered to cook some of this fat meat for him
>This retard accepts her offer after she just had her family slaughtered by him
>She, obviously, did this in hopes of killing him with poison
>Muhammad and a companion consume this meat, and over the course of the next few years, he suffers horribly from this poison in a state of chronic illness and severe agony, as poison can sometimes cause internal damage that only kills years later
>Shortly before his death he tells Aisha he still feels the pain from the meat consumed at Khaybar
>Before he passes he specifically speaks of feeling as though he can feel his aprta being cut
>This is extremely important because years earlier, Muhammad had asked Allah to sever his aorta to punish him if he had given false testimony about him or been a false prophet

>>519262718
Why would a dutch man give a shit about islam I wonder.

>>519258958 (OP)
(PBUH) pajeets be upon him?

>>519262602
So do you thing Mehmet consorted with actual Jihns?

>>519262486
Well, it's mostly Sunni that are reliant on hadith.
Other, smaller, groups have other ideas on how to deal with the lack of instruction in the Quran.
Shia's are reliant on a magical Imams who receive instruction on how to interpret the Quran.
Ismaili believe they still have an Imam and twelvers believe their Imam is hidden, so they have developed a hybrid Imamic hadith system.
Basically the Quran is very lacking for "God's final instruction"

>>519258958 (OP)
Serves them right for helping the jews back when the jews were being prosecuted back then.had they not taken them in and let them die by European hands all this wouldnt have happened

>>519259077
What is an hadith?

>>519262568
Oh I mean these stories about hypocrisy and contradictions are way more interesting, I regret to inform you. Almost nothing can top him being a child rapist. Most of the stories of atrocities I can share are just “yeah so he won a battle and executed every man and boy of a tribe sho had begun to grow pubic hair and then enslaved all the women” or “yeah Muhammad took another girl as a sex slave after this battle” or “yeah Muhammad went back on a promise and fucked someone over in a major way”

That’s sort of the problem, everyone knows he’s a pedo so every other story just sounds boring in comparison because nothing can top raping a child

>>519262677
Denounce Muhammad and Islam

>>519262680
I'm surpized the jews aren't pushing this more...
But then I think about for a second and realize...

They are all sub human homo sand niggers themselves in a lighter shade of shit.

Same nigger mutt homo spawn.
Slightly different skin color and genetics.
Still both are huge homo sub humans.

>>519262774
>Shia's are reliant on a magical Imams who receive instruction on how to interpret the Quran
Thats clearly the Chad move.

>>519262767
Can you rephrase that like a normal human being, I don't speak homosexual.

>>519260727
/Thread

>>519262802
Gay islamic journalism I guess

Aren't they being infidels by disagreeing with the prophet doings ?

>>519262846
Masrullah punjabi allah akbara.

>>519262830
>pretends to not know that Muslim and Jews are allowed to lie in front of gentiles
Show flag and I will show you my copy of the Bible.

>>519262881
They probably removed the hadith about Mohammeds followers cleaning zutt semen out of his asshole with their tongues

>>519258958 (OP)
If you think about it the ottoman empire was brilliant with incredibly advanced tech and brilliant stuff. Then some zionist jew came along caused ethnic tension suddenly the empire died with in two weeks.

They use to be a superpower back then it was like america now look at them. The great unwashed with relligious backward mentality. Same shit could happen here, someone needs to act as a guardian against these so called gods chosen people. We cannot let any country fall and have humanity fall into another dark age

>>519262846
But your prophet is a homosexual orgy enjoyer

>>519262822
>Boomer noises
Since no western critic ever mentioned Aisha's age until the (((20th c))), you're calling all your own forefathers pedos too LMAO

>>519262881
Fucking infidels not having all night zuttbangs this is haram

>>519262231
Zutt Slut

>>519262925
You first. I want you to denounce Islam and Muhammad.
>Allowed to lie
So just like you are doing right now?

>>519262231
Zutt are Jatt people AKA a type of jeet.

Who cares if the zutt meme is inorganic, it makes muzzrats seethe and that makes it worthwhile as far as I'm concerned.

>>519262486
Muslims were in contact with Jews from the start of their history (Muhammad himself cut deals with them) and Baghdad, where much of early Islam was codified under the Abbasids, was also basically the place the Babylonian Talmud was written (a few centuries earlier, but Baghdad was itself to become a major Jewish center)
It was absolutely influenced by Jewish ideas around exegesis, largely through converts from Judaism to the new ruling religion

>>519261325
I had almost lost all hope in /pol/ since the October 7 tourist invasion. But Allah alone is sufficient for me, and He is the best disposer of affairs :)

>>519263010
Sensible chuckle. Got more of these other than the chicken one?

>>519263116
Islam straight up incorporated parts of the Talmud. The story about "Abraham smashing idols" comes directly from the Talmud and no other source.

>>519262997
1.) Wrong
2.) None of my ancestors fucked 9 year olds, you brown inbred subhuman
3.) If one of my ancestors was a pedophile I’d gladly denounce them. Is this a difficult concept for you to understand?

Muhammad IS, BY DEFINITION, a pedophile. You’d have to be inconceivably retarded to not understand this. If you don’t think that’s a bad thing, you’re disgusting, but fine, but you still can’t deny it.

It is literally indisputable that he’s a pedo. You don’t get ti say he isn’t, you can either condemn him or admit that you endorse what is defined as child rape of someone who isn’t physically or mentally developed enough for reproduction.

Fuck kikes. Kill kikes. Burn their children. Roundhouse kick them. Throw them from high elevations.

You ruined 4chan

>>519263128
Trvthnvke, tourists will be driven out, inshallah

>>519263150
I have this one.

also r'ing the one about the stone stealing someones clothes

also r'ing the hadith where they where poking each others nipples and laughing then kissed or something if it's been made yet

>>519258958 (OP)
Zut status buck broken the prophets in the poop hole

>>519259958
>The tree came nearby and gave the evidence accordingly and all the jinns embraced Islam.

>>519261301
>>519261301
How can people even read this autistic book and say “yep, that’s from God”. The Bible speaks with authority

>>519263181
>whitoid
>None of my ancestors fucked 9 year olds, you brown inbred subhuman
yes they did

>>519262997
Bro, not a single person in history here were interested enough in your stone age religion to know anything about it. No one still does. There have been muds here for like 30 years now and all I know about muhammed is that he was a pedo schizo. We here spend 0 time discussing your religion beyond that.

>>519262881
>>519262989
I will dissect this hadith and explain whats the problem, there are three elements that have to be present before you genuinely read homosex into this.

1. Rabbinical, by reinterpreting the passage you gain power of God or the believers.

2. Woke, everything needs to be interpreted in a Freudian or sexual manner.

3. Naturalism, events happen without reason.

Remove these elements and you will discover there are no elements in the story that are inherently sexual.... all the elements taken together suggest the story of a saint going into the desert to convert demons.

>magic circle
>magic verses being chanted
>unclear black beings appearing
>a night long battle
>an exhausted saint
>an act of familiar closeness
>the departure of the black beings
>the return of these beings in White clothes etc.

>>519263273
Kek these are fucking hilarious

what a feisty buck mohammed was

>>519263181
Wasnt Mary 12 or something g and Joseph was like in his 30s

Also theres stories of how 21 year olds married 10 year olds in the olden days.


Some king in the uk married a 12 year old and she had kids.

We had rock stars date 14 year olds sinfield was 39 when he dated his 16 year old wife back then.

It's just time is changing. We had a 10 year old boy do a strip tease in a gay club but even looking at 18 year olds or even 21 year olds these says is like looking at cp for some. I think one side of the political group is getting to powerful while the other side is getting weaker soon being heterosexual will be ilegal

Truke: Islam and Hinduism are two primitive shit and cum stained fake religions and the rest of the world (Christians, Buddhists) only stand to win if they eradicate each other

>>519263358
I don't think the jewbible says anything about Mary's name, no.

>>519263358
>soon being heterosexual will be ilegal
and only Timmies follow the law

>>519263436
I mean age.

>>519263059
Show flag.

zuttmutt

>>519263430
>yellow fever snipdick throws Hinduism in with pisslam
>and cuckstianity with buddhism

>>519258999
You will never be Australian, Ahmed.

>>519263452
Too bad jeets are physically weaker than white women and can't even rape them when uniformly rejected, eh?

>>519260184
>muzzshits not always talking how 5hey fuck this and that.
Nigger if you listen to those clowns you realize that there are a lot of faggots among them. As if this wasn't enough, those pederasts love little boys especially, that's why among Muslims you find millions of faggots taking it into the ass but barely any lesbians. Because they don't force them so much on little girls. Muzzshits are degenerate pederasts. Don't believe me, go check out what bazi/basic boys are.

>>519263181
>None of my ancestors fucked 9 year olds
Pretty unlikely.

>>519263282
Dude you’re Indian. Both rates of inbreeding and pedophilia are astronomically higher than in the West and there’s trash and smog everywhere. Don’t even start

>>519263368
Relligion is insane non of it is gods words there no proof all relligios texts were written by men in the guise it came to them by gods message. Yeah some of it is gold but most of it could e corrupted by other men. So dont belive most of it. Also jews wome are suppose to cover there heads to but they just shave there heads and wear a wig. Christian woman also use to cover there hair.

>>519263358
No, Patrick, Mary was not 12.

Next you’ll tell me Rebecca was 3 or something right?

>>519263527
Nothing in western history that indicates fucking 9 year olds was ever normal here,.

>>519258958 (OP)
Nobody cares.

>>519263527
Listen I understand that’s considered normal in Costs Rica where 50% of the population is sex offenders that fled from other countries but the rest pf the world strongly disapproves of your people’s way of life.
Except Afghans lol

>>519263517
only pakis
>>519263558
>makes up lies
>then morphs into greta thurnberg

>>519263300
It is hilarious seeing muslims twist themselves into pretzel trying to justify their prophets homosexual orgy.

>>519261325
>they accuse everyone of being Jewish and say that every criticism of, attack on, or mockery of Islam is "forced"
Absolutely - they're pathological LIARS, so even anons from European countries with nearly no Jews but instead flooded with endless Muslim hordes are immediately attacked and called "kikes" and accused of lying, despite we of course NEVER lie and only factually refer how our Muslims are and what they do.

>>519263436
>>519263460
Some muslim guy was saying it he was quoting scripture.

Don read any books so have to take his word for it. Back then people died quickly in victorian era 6 year olds would work so it not really that surprising hit like that happened. Also when you go through stress you age quickly and become grown ups so she probably looked like she was 18 by the time. I met people like that you could be 12 pr 14 but look like a 21 year old

>>519263698
Indians and pakis are the same weak race.

>>519263599
Oh don’t bother with them. These guys have literally dozens of fake sources set up that you can spend time tracing the sources of to debunk and they’ll just ignore your refutations.

Been there, done that, learned the hard way. It’s a demoralization tactic. Meant to exhaust you.

When they cannot win a war of words with evidence and reason, make it a war of attrition. The goal is to exhaust you until you give up and quit at which point they declare “victory”.

>>519263708
>It is hilarious seeing muslims twist themselves into pretzel trying to justify their prophets homosexual orgy.
Right, you think this is a homosexual orgy....

Can you say Judaism is nonsense?

>>519263714
> Absolutely - they're pathological LIARS, so even anons from European countries with nearly no Jews but instead flooded with endless Muslim hordes are immediately attacked and called "kikes" and accused of lying, despite we of course NEVER lie and only factually refer how our Muslims are and what they do.

Yep, exactly

>>519263599
Gotta love how Grok doesn't censor itself.

>>519258958 (OP)
Fuck all kikes. They suck baby penises and give them syphilis like demons.

>>519263698
Schizophrenia

>>519263649
Well there are many gringo sex tourists but they aren't that bad.

>>519263753
you and slavshits are the same retarded cuck race

>>519263714
Modern Europe is merely a vassal to the JewSA and the globohomo.

>>519263835
I said normal. One weirdo aristocrat isn't "normal" by any definition. And if you didn't know, we don't worship aristocrats like gods prophets up here, we lopped their heads off instead for being degenerates.

>>519261450
Imagine the smell

>>519263904
At least we're not weaker than women, kek.

>>519263835
>A member of the nobility raped a kid once, therefore this means it was common amongst all Westerners and your ancestors also raped kids
>This somehow is the same as Muhammad, who I consider to be the most perfect example for all mankind for all time doing it
“Heh gotta love how grok doesn’t censor itself”
Hey retard, it debunked you in your own post. It wasn’t even permitted. Again, even if it were, which it wasn’t, that doesn’t mean it was ever commonplace.

Also on a less serious note, grok is total shit, you really are fucking brown, Jesus. “Grok is this being the true or not? Kindly answering at nearest convenience saar.”

>>519263974
>gynocentric society
>does everything his women say
>watches like a cuck as they get gangbanged by bbc
real stronk

>>519263950
>doesn't realize it's an entire list of examples
Next meme.

>>519263776
>These guys have literally dozens of fake sources set up that you can spend time tracing the sources of to debunk and they’ll just ignore your refutations

You mean this conspiracy goes that deep how it was right wingers who made muslims print and publish books few hundred years with these "false claims"?

Most funny part of all this is actual muslims lack of knowlegde about their religion. They still believe there is only one Quran what havent, and cannot be changed, when in fact there is around 30 dfferent offcial Qurans and none of them is like other.

This is fact, not rumour.

>>519263897
Sex tourists are evil you should despise them

>>519258958 (OP)
muhammad is getting raped by demons in hell as we speak. Why on earth are muzzies butthurt about something that happened like 1500 years ago?

>>519264010
>seething and coping and dilating
take the L timmy

>>519263708
Pretzel? And lol, christcucks here spend hours to show how the Bible doesn't akshually say " don't resist evil, welcome immigrants, and don't execute adulteresses"

>>519264029
I said normal... a few aristocrats marrying for feudal reasons has nothing to do with what is normal. And you're not an aristocrat who's marrying to cement some land holding anyways, you're just a greasy degenerate who wants to fuck kids.

>In most of Northwestern Europe, marriages at very early ages were rare. One thousand marriage certificates from 1619 to 1660 in the Archdiocese of Canterbury show that only one bride was 13 years old, four were 15, twelve were 16, and seventeen were 17 years old; while the other 966 brides were at least 19 years old.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriageable_age

>>519264088
Why the meme flag, faggot? So many cowardly muslims too afraid to even show where they live.

>>519264048
Prostitution is legal here and most gringos aren't pedos (I think).

>>519258958 (OP)
it probably is a real hadith, not that hadiths really matter all that much cause is extra, and is probably more in reference to him getting hit by unwanted frequencies as there are other referenes and hadiths talking about the same, but of course the memes are gonna meme.

>>519264058
Child rape is an epidemic in your country. Just like fecal contamination of drinking water.

>>519264132
It seems it was quite common among the upper classes.

>>519258958 (OP)
don't know don't care

>>519263835
>political marriage
Wow, it's fucking nothing.

>>519264132
>the upper caste of society that everyone bows to and worships
>o-o-only they did it!! not my peasant dalit bloodline!
nice self-own

>>519264088
They pressed their naked bodies and HOT ZUTT COCKS against him all night? Hot.

>>519264202
t. His president is on the Epstein files

>>519264202
>more fiction
ok timmy

>>519264230
Yeah they totally didn't consummated the marriage in the Middle Ages.

>>519264263
Does that negatively the fact that jeets rape kids?

>>519264214
>often to secure the dowries

Muzzrats idolize a schizophrenic gay bottom. Suddenly it all makes sense.

>>519264243
>>the upper caste of society that everyone bows to and worships
We're not pajeet bootlickers though, we killed most of our degenerate aristocrats, kek. The few who are left are still terrified. No one ever liked those faggots here in Europe.

>>519263785
Judaism is nonsense.
>>519264088
Too long didn't read. Doesn't change the fact that the prophet was a big homosexual who loved taking zutt cocks up his arse.

>>519264276
>Fiction
>Objective fact
Utterly pathetic cope. Nuke India immediately

>>519263905
Okay Manolo, you made me laugh.
You are King of the Spics, after all.

>>519264288
>a few aristocrats married at 12 for feudal reasons
>this means europeans fucked children all day long like us goatfuckers
Kek, this brown faggot just can't stop.

>>519264304
No but it's ironic.

>>519264315
>they totally didn't rape the children, pinky promise

>>519264326
>we killed most of our degenerate aristocrats, kek.
antifa/blm/no more kings cucky copey cringe

>>519258958 (OP)
Both jews and muslims are massive liars so I place more trust in the words of some random anon who says an islamic prophet got buck-broken than into the words of islamic scholars who disagree with the claim

>>519264431
>On the average, marriages occurred several years earlier in colonial America than in Europe, and much higher proportions of the population eventually got married. Community-based studies suggest an average age at marriage of about 20 years old for women in the early colonial period and about 26 years old for men.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriageable_age

>>519262314
>Surah are well known and undebatable; they are extremely well known and make up the core of the Islamic corpus

And none of this is true: there are literally 30 different Qurans around, all official, and none of them are like another.

>>519263171
The Talmud, the Bible, the Alexander Romance.
Anything can be a source of Hadith.

>>519264477
Well, the french revolution aside... at least we're not brown manlets who are weaker than women, kek.

Most of you never met Jinn so it makes sense to not understand The Night of the Jinn story.

>>519258958 (OP)
homosexual intercourse with nigger dick is now halal insh'allah

>>519264555
>at least we're not brown manlets who are weaker than women
you literally are now. brown from mixing and weaker from cucking.

>>519258958 (OP)

>Mohamed ridden
>Zutt status (buck broken)

>>519264674
No mixing with jeets/pakis is happening tho. Don't get me wrong, I've tried a couple of times since pajeetas will throw themselves at you all the time when you're blonde and blue eyed. But I just can't handle the smell, so your women are safe from me.

>>519263941
??
Please rephrase your fluffy sentence and explain its relevance to LYING Muslims accusing TRUTHFUL populations of lying.

>>519264765
>impotent toid
many such cases. hence the extinction

>>519264765

They sure are whores. (Indian women)

>>519264807
To be honest, I'd rather go extinct than have jeet descendants.

>>519264622
This happened on the

NIGHT OF THE ZUTT

>>519264622
>The Zutt Journey

>>519264768
Post nose.

>>519264934
HERE IT IS ALLAH BE PRAISED

>>519259085
How does gangbang of an arrab improve jeets reputation? It remains the same.

>>519264869
*cues Eurobeat
>LIKE. A. ZUTT.
>In the butt!
>LIKE A ZUTT
>In the butt!
>No matter where we sleep in the dark
>No matter where we stop or we run!

>>519258958 (OP)
>slander our prophet
Not like it can get any worse than gay pedophile.

>>519262314
>Islam, is that most of these hadith are fake.
>That's were the hadith verification system comes in.

You mean "fake". Muslims are just rewriting their history, just to get rid of all contradictions and embarrasing material.

>>519258958 (OP)
>My scripture is the true word of God Allah
>No, not this paragraph. This one is fake.
How does this work?

>>519265248
>The Arabs had customs and did things which today may not make as much sense to us
>Like getting gang banged by jeets

Lies from their retarded Book, no wonder the entirety of the Muslim world can't take on Israel.
Muhammad was Jewish Bewitched retard, you are retards. Turns out it wasn't Allah; just the fact you were between Europe and Asia and had better access to gunpowder, as soon as you last that, the Muslim conquest ended, and right now you're only being flooded into West by Jews. At least the Burgers know we golems in chains, you retards don't seem to get it's actually you, Islam destroyed both Rome and Persia for what? Convent how once that was locked down they went right in, killed or kicked your assess out, and here you are, both at the end of your rope.
Suffa

>>519265178
Muhammad liked to crossdress as well so it's much worse.

>>519264934
Why on earth should I post a NOSE??

And what makes you hope that you can avoid explaining your embarrassing off-topic comment?

>>519262231
Because its incredibly funny that Mohammed surfed a sea of BBC while his favorite twink watched only to be so impressed by Mohammeds stretchy asshole that he wrote it down so everyone could hear about the impossible amount of nigger loads he took in his asshole.

>>519264539
>none of them are like another
These Qiraat are all based on the codex of Uthman, and therefore have the same rasm.
Yes, the dots are different, which actually leads to differences in the text in some cases, but there are no differences in the basic script.
This does indeed make the recitation different from what Mohamed said, but there are no discussions of the basic content of the Quran
Before Uthman there were other codexes with reported differences in the rasm and additional suras, but they were all destroyed, so who knows.
>>519265241
No, even well known hadith like "Mohamed fukt me when I was 9, I washed the semen stains of his clothes, t. Aisha"
are considered valid and true by basically all scholars.
That doesn't mean that they aren't made up.
Aisha being a virgin little girl was probably made up in response to Shia calling her a whore that cheated on Mohamed.
https://islamicorigins.com/the-unabridged-version-of-my-phd-thesis/
If scholars want to invalidate hadith they have enough tricks up their sleeves, like introducing untrustworthy tradents into the isnad.

>>519258999
>>519259077
>>519259085
>>519259658
>>519260710
>>519261245
You brownoids need to go back.

>>519265616
THIS

>>519258958 (OP)
ZUTT IN MOHOMOAMMEDS BUTT

>>519258958 (OP)
Their prophet is named pbuh?

>>519259085
this ain't us. this is all y-pipo over here. we're cool with the muslims for now.

>miscontructing hadith tirmidhi 2861
https://sunnah.com/tirmidhi/44

OH NO NO NO IT'S IN AL-TIRMIDHI AS WELL
IT'S IN THE SIX MOST AUTHENTIC HADITH COLLECTIONS MEANING YOU'RE A DIRTY UNBELIEVER IF YOU DON'T ACCEPT IS AS REAL
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kutub_al-Sittah

>>519258958 (OP)
>fake ex Muslim
They're always with this cope

>>519258958 (OP)
>MUSLIMS ARE DISGUSTED
Disgusting*

>>519265741
yep, it stands for;
Plowed
By
Ungodly
Humans

>>519265854
Will abdul ever recover from this shit?

Brownoids better stay off /pol/
Seeing all this blasphemous Haram stuff will surely have you cursed and zutted yourself. Time to vacate, Jannie’s kindly escort these crossdressers out of the premises at once.

>>519262802

Something to wipe your shit encrusted asshole with

>>519265854
Nah, al-Tirmidhi is filled with what muslims consider to be weak hadith.
Only Bukhari and Muslim are completely Sahih.
It shows how unreliable hadith "science" actually is, when their six most reliable collections are two reliable collections and four mixed bags.

>>519258958 (OP)
Their prophet was a zutt-slut?

>>519266230
>the prophet only get interacially gangbanged in this one scripture that is not so widespread
It’s in the your holy book babdullah time to wake up

>>519265959
Penises Being Up Him

>>519259958
This is why nobody believes you muzzies
Even if this is jewsih psyop you are doing them favor by intentionaly akipping the part they grabed on, riding.
Someone got a rodeo
If you explain that part this whole bullshit falls apart.
But you either wont or cant.
aisha and mohamad set a framework for this

>>519266194
ZVTTED

>>519265798
You are cool now that you know they are down for gangbang.
>sar please let me ride you just like the proffet

>>519262846
Homosexuality is your native tongue for it is the language of your father, Muhammad, for he is the father of homosexuality.

>>519258958 (OP)
The zutt thing is real but easily explained by the muslim conquest of egypt, the classical world did not hated homos and was full of faggotry the muslims were total faggot raiders there are also things about their prophet kissing kids dicks and things like that.

They probably became homophobic very early in their history, long story short the byzantine empire had been trying to remove the whole enuch running things for centuries to the point that the practice was banned but enuch slaves were still imported from other nations.

Eventually they started to retire them early and sent to egypt to prevent them from accumulating too much power in the bureaucracy of the eastern roman empire that had survived the fall of the west.

So what do the conquest of egypt has to do with this?Early muslims were total faggots and tolerant of faggotry.

They also were aware that egypt was probably the richest roman province in the world, they never intended to conquer it but since one of their generals kept pissing their leader up about invading egypt he allowed a small 4000 soldiers force to invade egypt(probably expected that general to die and stop being a pain in the ass).

Turns out the motherfucker managed to conquer egypt, once the arabs started to investigate how the fuck the richest province of the richest empire was taken by a moron they sent there to not be a pain in the ass they probably realized the entire roman bureaucracy of egypt was run by enuch trannies.

That must have freaked the early arabs to an insane level it would probably freak people today if you had to interrogate your politicians generals and police and realize they are enuchs.

>>519266230
anon, all hadith are made up
they appeared out of nowhere in late 700s - early 800s Iraq
read Joseph Schact on the topic if you're interested, pooskins cannot refute him

but Muslims themselves who believe the Quran and the ahadith to be real and originating from Mussy consider the six books to be authentic
that's the problem here, that they concurrently belief that Muhammad was the best man that ever lived and an example for us all, AND he fucked 9 yo, sucked Hasan's and Husseins dick and got gangbanged by niggerjeets

>>519266524
Quran has the story of the destruction of Sodom, so that's hard to believe.
Here's a more likely scenario:
Different geographic locations didn't have the same hadith in circulation.
In one location they like to molest little boys; they make up a hadith about the prophet sucking Hasan's penis.
In another location they hate fags: they make up a hadith about the prophet putting faggots to death.
Later in history the imperial infrastructure becomes better and scholars get access to hadith from different locations, so they start invalidating ones they disagree with.

You're talking about buttfuck too much. You're all faggots.
Instead of acknowledging as a fact that muslims are quite retarded and discussing something else, something more productive or slightly more complicated, you're just saying stuff about dicks and arses. While jerking off a bit, im sure

>>519266230

Christ is king.

Mohammod is a false prophet and doesn't exist:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy_iD6Lf6MY

>>519267088
>all hadith are made up
Yeah, I know this, but I'm arguing from what muslims believe.
If you say "Mohamed got gangbanged by zutt, it's in Bukhari", they basically have to believe it, at best they say it's a mistranslation or some other cope.
If you say "Muhamed got gangbanged by zutt, it's in ibn Majah", they can probably dismiss it by their own logic.
That's what I meant. By their own admission, their six reliable books aren't very reliable at all.
Their whole religion is built on quicksand.

>>519264501
Conventional "wisdom" from muzzie scholiars was the the Quran was perfectly preserved ever since its' inception, yet this was always obviously bullshit, only recently have they admitted to this publicly.
People meme on Biblical scholars but compared to mudslimes they're paragons of virtue in honesty.

>>519267425
it's all very arbitrary
i can't name specific examples rn but some of their basic legal principles are based on solitary hadith you can only find in one of the six books
but because it's an important principle, nobody doubts it

>>519265854
Thanks for this, now I'm understanding better. How some of you still interpreting it as BBC story you're brainrotten to the core it's irredeemable.

>>519267611
Yeah, that's how it works, if the chain of narration is considered valid, the hadith can be used for legal reasoning.
It doesn't have to be from Sahih al-Bukhari, or Sahih Muslim or any of the other canonical collections.
What's arbitrary is the methods they use to dismiss what should be valid hadith:
A more well known hadith contradicts it, one of the tradents isn't famous enough, the contents of the hadith contradict orthodoxy even though the chain of transmission is valid etc.

>>519267771
the other variant in the musnad is the spicy one
this one omits the part about muhammad being ridden and complaining how sore he is after what the gigajeets did to him
you can find that one in shamela easy i'm not going to spoonfeed your pooskin worshipping buck broken ass
but even this version talks about dark men and their dicks and how handsome they were, all that shit
and muhammad sleeping in another man's lap lmao

also in the few non-quranic sources that talk about the zutt they always talk about their dick, how hard they are and how they never go flaccid and how they're big and shiny like a bald old nigger's head

how you can read all of this and still live in denial about your religion being giga fucking gay is beyond me

>>519267978
>What's arbitrary is the methods they use to dismiss what should be valid hadith:
yeah it basically boils downt to if you don't like the content of the hadith then you go
>but abou habhaba the first transmitter in the chain was reported to be drunk once and he was fraternizing with christians so this hadith cannot be used for legal reasoning

>>519259085
>>519265798
>this ain't us
WRONG

>>519258999
checked
funny how christians here never attack others on the base of faith
instead we attack others race and behavior patterns

atacking faith, even as primitive as islam is below us

>>519258999
Fpbp. Death to Israel

>>519259085
>prob jeets trying to take the heat off themselves
which is funny because the jeet memes were amplified by muslims who were happy thinking they have a right to join in on shitskin bullying for once
better to do both at once

>>519268133
It boils downt to trust the schollars and shut up. If you ask questions you get beaten and are forced to repeat lies.
Also dont read listen to imam.
In islamic societies if you are smart your best bet is to become imam. Then as imam you can convince iliterate retards to give you women free stuff etc and back it all with muhamed.

>>519263835
I knew that a shitskin was going to say something about that LMFAO

>Richard treated her as a daughter and didn't even consummate their marriage

>>519268428
this is all on the scholarly level tbx, they're the ones having flamewars over hadith arguments
laymen don't get to have an opinion on any of this

frankly muslim laymen are a lot worse
a lot of what islamic law does is about trying to rein in the worst tendencies in shitskins
like you'd think it's pathetic and petty to divide up a man's inheritance to portions like 34/1536th but muslim families do murder each other over the 34/1536th of a dead 2nd cousin's sheep herd

>>519258958 (OP)
>clean your shitter with stones; halal
don't you guys see that you just make us look up your stuff just to find the funniest idiotic shit that makes us hate you even more because each tiime we loose even more respect for you, you imbecile

>>519268133
What's interesting is that the opposite is also true.
Many hadith are narrated by Abu Hurairah but he was called a liar by Aisha and Umar, who supposedly even beat him up.
But if you dismiss Abu Hurairah, then a huge part of the hadith corpus simply disappears.
To remedy this, the doctrine of reliability of the Sahabah was established, because otherwise every single hadith would be suspect.
Abu Hurairah still has a bit of a seedy reputation, to the point that recent scholars still find the need to write in his defense.
In Defence of Abu Hurairah from 1958 is a well-known example.

>>519268839
I love how these are like little stories about this tranny crossdressing schizo trying to larp as a prophet of God while also having his peculiarities.

Kind of endearing in a fucked up way.

>Can create any belief system to unlock human potential
>create one with a gay pedo prophet that forbids making art, enjoying female beauty, and makes the most retarded people on the planet think they're 'conquerers' for claiming benefits in white countries

>>519268729
Funny you mention inheritance because its written in suposedly perfect quran and contains aritmetic mistake. Certain combo of family members totals 112%.
Shia and sunis "solve" this broken rule in different ways.

>>519268872
thanks, i didn't know this
what's supposedly wrong with abu hurayra?
is liking cats makruh

>>519260212
I'm anglo-celtic. I never bothered to read into the meme and just thought it was forced since it didn't immediately grab me.
After reading this thread, my suspicions have been confirmed that this meme isn't even funny or worth perpetuating.

>>519258958 (OP)
All muslims should be forced to return to their own shitholes.

>>519269292
kekeke yeah
we just read it wrong

>>519260184
>I feel like if this is actually real there would be more muslims riding eachother
oh they fucking do that, and A LOT in private and in secrecy, because they are socially shamed in public for that (even by those who act the same in private) so 99.9999 percent are in the closet. all eastern religions are about "face saving", do in private and secrecy whatever you want, but do not get caught, because the ones you did it with will throw you down the building. most acute and widespread example is boy-loving in afghanistan. there is has reached such levels that is not even really publicly shamed, every muzzrat just gets together to go fuck little boys for fun.

>>519269399
go back to the land of islam is just about the meanest thing you can tell a muslim

>>519259958
Whatever
mohammmed is a faggot and got his anus plapp plaapped all night by India gypsies in desert.
He knew they were there. They knew he was coming and what he wanted them to do to his zesty asshole.
Mohammed(Penis Banging His Asshole) was a faggot and you have AIDS

>>519259085
>>519258999
we should still maintain a healthy amount of shitting on india and israel just to be safe

>>519269334
Abu Hurayra joined Mohamed very late, but has more narrations to his name than any other companion, even ones that were with him from the very beginning.
For such an influential figure, he's quite obscure. His birth name is unknown, we only know him as cat-dad.
Naturally, he was accused of inventing stories.

>>519269783
This! Allah decided to bless the Prophet (PBUH) with the BBC and I for one will follow in his footsteps insh'Allah. What's good enough for the Prophet (PBUH) is good enough for me.

>>519258958 (OP)
>PBUH
PAJEETS
BUSTING
UPON
HIM

>>519269334
https://archive.org/details/muslim-tradition-studies-in-chronology-provenance-and-authorship-of-early-hadith/page/191/mode/2up

Lmfao they rode Muhammad all night long and he walked out in pain.. freaking hilarious. Might have wanted to take that one out with all of the rewriting of Islamic history...

Lmfao they rode Muhammad all night long and he walked out in pain.. freaking hilarious. Might have wanted to take that one out with all of the rewriting of Islamic history…

it so funny that his friend buried his ass in the sand so the same couldnt be done to him lol

>>519258999
I WILL NEVER EVER LET YOU LIVE THIS DOWN
DOWN
DOWN

INDIAN STREET SHITTER DEMON WORSHIPERS WILL PAY FOR THIS INSULT TO ISLAM!

>>519258999
Zutt slut cope