Thread 519267482

Holy shit
The museum suddenly closed, tourists were kicked out,
What can you take without noticing on daylight during visiting hours?
This is like now you can see me just real life.

is it really stealing if everything there is stolen in the first place

>>519267559
smelly brown hands typed this

>>519267482 (OP)
>France’s Culture Minister Rachida Dati announced on X: “A robbery took place this morning at the opening of the @MuseeLouvre.

>“No injuries to report. I am on site alongside the museum teams and the police. Investigations underway.”

shieeeet
would they admit it if somebody stole the mona lisa and replaced it with a copy?

>>519267482 (OP)
Yeah it's pretty fucking wild.

I don't think there's a lot that could be taken without being noticed though. It's a big museum and there's a lot of people there. I don't think anyone would go undetected for long

>>519267482 (OP)
>GET OUT!! We've been robbed by one of you bastards! GFTO!

Current reports seem to suggest 9 items were stolen, pieces of jewellery from what's left of their crown jewels.

>>519267482 (OP)
sacre bleu

>>519267482 (OP)
france and especially paris has an absurd amount of police, were they too busy handling the side effects of uncontrollable immigration or were they on strike?

OMG BEST ROBARRI SAAR

>>519267482 (OP)
I had to go to The DailyMail to find out what was allegedly stolen.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15206239/amp/World-famous-Louvre-museum-Paris-closed-gang-steal-jewellery-worth-millions.html
>“ Louvre in Paris is closed after 'chainsaw-wielding' robbers steal jewellery from museum's Napoleon collection”
>“The gang allegedly stole nine pieces from Napoleon and the Empresses' jewelry collection.”

Art theft and forgery are uniquely jewish hobbies.

>>519269216
>'chainsaw-wielding' jewel thieves
add it to the list

Think like a fool, act like a brilliant

>>519268881
Those are pretty yummy desu

>>519267482 (OP)
Shit from the archives that isn't on public display

My girlfriend works in the Louvre and is texting me info

Apparently they stole the jewelry of napoleon
The crown of Eugenie was found broke on the ground

>stealing something that can never be sold
must be niggers

>>519269216
>jewelry
Why would they steal something so utterly worthless.
Not only willl they have to destroy/disassemble the pieces, they probably will need to smash shit into smaller pieces. Fucking retards lmao

>>519267559
>Some Jewels from Napoleon were stolen
Going all in that the robbers are shitskins

>>519269719
Why would Moroccans care about western artifacts? They would tear the Mona Lisa apart if they could sell it as toilet paper for a penny

>>519267559
It's not like the people they "stole" it from valued it in the first place.

>>519269691
>>519269719
>worthless

certainly not worthless, even when broken down.
thats several million in diamonds alone.

>>519267482 (OP)
EVERYBODY START BURDENMAXXING IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Start stealing and become a burden on society. First thing you should do is quit your worthless wagie job. Don't bother applying for benefits, welfare or any other government assistance unless you really can't help yourself. I personally prefer to also GHOSTMAXX, no properties in my name, no hand outs, no benefits, no taxes, just living in the shadows of society and outside of the system as much as I can, but I digress. Simply take everything you need from big corporations, resell it and enjoy life. Hit their jew warehouses and megastores and become an honest reseller. Make sure to post about it and encourage more people to become burdens like you. Once enough people do this, their system collapses. Also always remember how over half the population got vaxxed and sided with the government. Make them pay and enjoy that too. This is how you get back at the jews, the governments, the corporations, the normie cattle and everybody else who wronged you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTV2S2OtrfM

There is nothing more that jews and their wagie cattle fear than you anon taking a big fat shit on their jewified society, never forget that.

>>519267482 (OP)
>tourists were kicked out
fucking morons, you have to lock them in until you recover the stolen item that one of them is carrying

>>519269721
too well organized
will be eastern Europeans, as is the case in many of these high profile robberies

>>519267482 (OP)
>there’s a thief
>kick everyone out including the thief

>>519269894
Not talking about it being worthless, I am talking about it being such a HOT item that no one would ever buy it.

>>519269966
its diversity hire security

>>519269721
I'd bet my entire net worth, nay, my life, that it was a government op to humiliate the French.

>>519269982
I've heard they came with scooters, so I will stick to muslrats for now

>>519270038
it will be broke down you retard.
there is like $5 million in diamonds on that one crown alone

all of napoleons jewelry is like that. it's all covered in diamonds.

>>519267559
sup nigger

>>519270038
there's wealthy private collectors out there would happy buy them and keep them in their vaults forever more.

>>519269894
Napoleon had great taste, that's a pretty rad crown. Then his nephew got autism or something.

>>519270070
>I've heard they came with scooters, so I will stick to muslrats for now
of course they did.
best method of escape in busy paris rush hour traffic. police can't follow.
it's no indication that they are third wordlers.

>>519267482 (OP)
Ukrainians, zuut or Muslims?

>>519269894
so priceless as to be worthless.
Those diamonds you aren't going to sell individually in any way or form that won't get you canned. The best you can hope for is getting fucked in the ass with a price that's literal peanuts for diamonds

>>519269894
Probably Britain stole it.

>>519270169
The Zutt strikes again.

>>519267559
poo in loo pajeet

Should've closed the border for zigger tourists like we did.

>>519270011
kek master minds

>>519267482 (OP)
>steal precious art
>"sell" to rich person
>some time later the Louvre burns
That is my prediction.

>>519267482 (OP)
>for unknown reason, thieves left the largest diamond in Napoleon's jewelry collection untouched during the robbery — Le Parisien
gotta be some niggers behind the robbery. only a retard would ignore the most valuable thing in the collection

>>519269894
>The group of criminals swiped priceless items, including a necklace and a brooch, once belonging to Napoleon Bonaparte and his wife Josephine in broad daylight, forcing the tourist attraction to shut its doors on Sunday.

Fuck off

>>519270159
>France but covered in roaches
he predicted the future... la creatividad...

>>519270038
Sure, unless the robbers had a job and weren't acting on speculation.

>>519270378
Or they were hired to steal specific stuff

>>519267559
>t.

>>519270202
>Those diamonds you aren't going to sell individually in any way or form that won't get you canned.
of course you can.
they will be recut and then sold in the asian market.

>>519267768
>stole the mona lisa and replaced it with a copy
the one on display is a copy. many such cases

>>519267482 (OP)
>ROBBERY IN LOUVRE
That's the only reason for Louvre existence

>>519270378
because it can't be resold.
the other stuff they stole, it can be broken down, jewels removed and recut, gold melted.
there is nothing you can do with a giant diamond like that. it's too ubiquitous.

>>519269647
>the crown is in the gutter

>>519269824
That's not the point. The point is that these items are invaluable. You cannot sell any of them as-is, but you'll be hunted by police for decades. Unless you sell them intact to a private collector, the money is not worth it.

>>519267482 (OP)
muslims are now wearing napoleons jewelry.
frenchies must be seething

>>519270529
>Or they were hired to steal specific stuff
could be
>>519270639
>broken down, jewels removed and recut, gold melted
absolutely haram thing to do

>>519267559
The Louvre is where European stuff is shown.

The "looted" stuff (in reality, garbage craft artefacts traded for packs of cigarettes) are shown in the musée du quai Branly.

>>519270529
yep, that is my opinion

>>519270719
I'm right. It's intentional humiliation and eradication of culture and history. It's why so many churches are burning. It's why they cast blacks and browns as white people in historical films. Globalists are doing this on purpose to usher in the Great Reset: a diverse, cultureless society where nobody has anything in common with the next man, so they can't unite and rebel.

>>519267559
mashallah brother

>>519270378
That would need to be re-cut to sell it's easier to target necklaces and brooches where you can remove the small gems and melt down the precious metal

>>519269691
>because rich people never want their hands on something for their own personal greed and bragging rights
Tell me again why we shouldn't sink Australia into the ocean

>>519269647
In 5 years from now: Napoleons jewels sold in British private auction, found at in a local French state officials appartment who says "I didn't know, but I keep them nonetheless"

>>519269691
They will melt if for gold value.

>>519267559
Stolen from whom?

Ancient Egypt shit doesn't belong to current egyptians more than to anyone else. Those are millenia old artefacts by lost civilizations.

>>519267559
zutt

>>519270378
Probably because it’s under 5 inches of bulletproof glass and there’s security every 30 feet. Some of the things at the Louvre you can steal a lot easier than others. Also AMA just got back from Paris

>>519269691
>>519269864
You can sell stolen art and artefacts on the black market, retards. This has always been a thing.

>>519270378
Good luck selling this diamond unless you break it into many pieces. And diamond prices are in the gutters anyways.

>>519267768
>>519270606
Millennials will remember

>>519270974
>AMA
How often did you get spit on?

>>519267559
kek

that is more british museum typa shit.
it's a shame instead of being given back to their nations, all those cultural treasure in british museums will be destroyed by double digit IQ muzzarats in britbongistan caliphate soon.
I hope a mad russian will seriously nuke them at that point.

Probably Balkan thieves. Maybe even the Pink Panthers.

>>519271093
Not once. The French were really nice to me. Just don’t attempt to speak French unless you are good at it, they do get pissed off. Italians on the other hand will love you for trying.

>>519267482 (OP)
aaa imagine all the cucks that waited in line, now they have to go home without seeing the gay triangle subway

>>519269719
these things arent hit randomly and then they look for a buyer
a buyer arranges the whole job for private collection

>>519271140
IIRC largely retired or banged up rn desu
and even they didn't see it as a lifetime gig

>>519267654
german

>>519267559
We wouldn't even know about Ancient Egypt if not for Napoleon literally creating Egyptology. French troops found the Rosetta stone, french historians from Institut d'Egypte decyphered it.
Current muzzie shitskins from the Arab peninsula inhabiting Egypt have no more right to it than the French. Less right.

>>519267768

What is the deal please?

>>519267559
fr fe
No Kings
No Colonizers
Steal everything yt people have
Reparations now

>>519267768
again?

>>519269582
ਗੱਡੀ Lamborghini ਪੀਲੇ ਰੰਗ ਦੀ

>>519267559
Ahh, yes, Mona Lisa, the famous hindu painting.

>>519267482 (OP)
I bet it was niggers... in Paris. :D

>>519270721
I don't think it would be crazy to wonder if they lied about melting it to cover up who really ended up with it.

>>519269721
Shitskin don't have enough IQ for such complicated tasks.

>>519271083
True. Great movie.

>>519270713
recutting diamonds and selling them, especially "old" diamonds without a modern laser inscription is very, very easy. and considering the quality of the original cuts, they would still be more than adequately profitable.

>>519271687
Walking into the place with chainsaws and then running out doesn't seem like a high IQ crime to me

>>519267559
Everything in that museum that is actually worth looking at was created by white Europeans.

Dumb nigger.

WULULULULULULUUULULULUUUUUUUUU

>>519271818
low-tech lowlifes desu. look at how the Antwerp diamond heist got pulled off, let alone how they got caught. or any of the other big ones. these are not "bright" people to begin with. they just seem smarter than the rest of the future prison yard colleagues. ironically it's interesting to me because it isn't Hollywood.

*block your path*

>>519272055
I mean them being able to walk into The Louvre with their faces covered while holding chainsaws in broad daylight says more about the incompetency of the security than the ability of the thieves

>>519271966
WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK

Everything original is in a safe. Simeone stolen a well made replica, lmao

>>519269611
This. Frenchies know their food - frog is like chicken but better.

>>519269691
Anything can be sold in the right markets.

>>519267559
Tell you what, when shitstanbul returns the Alexander Sarcophagus to Greece, you can gave some of your steles back,

>>519272505
If you like your chicken tasting like fish, sure.

>>519267968
Go big or go home, fortune favors the bold and all that jazz.

>>519268881
Btw this is how the French cook it.

>>519272631
Oh, the fucking moon

>>519272937
I'm more of an expert at exposing the moon

#zutted

place your bets
romanians or albanians?
i say both

>>519273119
too accurate job for balkanniggers

>>519273119
croatians

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_Panthers

>>519273111
#Emu'd

>>519267559
Fucking retard. White people are literally the only ones that try to preserve history. If you none-Whites are unable to do so, why shouldn't White do the job you so miserable fail at, as always.

BREAKING! SUSPECT HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED

Imagine being the robber and watching this at the end of the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcfNpfaGejA

kino

>>519269216
So nothingburger. Not le heckin jewelry

>>519270921
Litle known facts. A lot of artifacts from Africa were bought in market sold for pennies. No one would buy them because they had no material use.
We literrally saved them from destruction.

>>519267559
I bet you believe in the concept of stolen land

>>519274305
i bet you do too, when it's haitians and mexicans flooding your town

>>519267768
>Rachida Dati
> Preceded by Rima Abdul Malak
>French Minister of Culture
The French deserve it at this point. Thank goodness my ancestors fled the shithole country and its shithead people during the filles du roi days, they were the good ones.

>>519274572
yes, now you can get show while leaving your house

>>519274092
there are still hundreds of tribes in africa that remain completely unevolved and unchanged since the days these items were taken, and still mourn the loss of them. you're forgetting that modern african civilisation is not some magically new and different thing. they are still squatting in the same mud huts as their great, great grandparents.

>>519274572
You are completly wrong. This narrative only satisfy your ego. The good ones were purged.

>>519273635
Whites (and admittedly some Asians) are the only people with a history worth preserving. Don't validate the mudmunky with a (you)

>>519269894
>>519270378
Confirmed to be stolen, 9 objects.
Napoleon/Empress jewels from two cases with approximate prices:
- Empress Eugénie’s Diamond Bow Brooch ((€6.72m)
- Empress Marie-Louise’s Emerald Necklace & Earrings (€3.70m)
- Empress Eugénie’s Shoulder Brooch (€1m)
- Empress Eugénie’s Pearl & Diamond Tiara (€$400k)
- 5 unknown
+ Eugénie’s crown (retrieved but damaged) (€20-30m)

Total for now=€12m or $14m + ??

Not taken:
Regent diamond ($140m)

pic related some of the loot

>>519274572
>Thank goodness my ancestors fled the shithole country
yes, much like all the brown men you complain about today who flee their countries for the west instead of staying and fixing them
your ancestors were the treacherous brownoid deserters of the white world, and contributed to its downfall by leaving and seeking fortunes like greedy jews

>>519269719
It's about sending a message

>>519274775
This is going to cause the shitstorm of the millennium.

>>519274775
Wasn't the Empress cucking him?

>>519267482 (OP)
they are not allowed to do that. the mummified remains of the last emperor of china are kept in a climate controlled room and are only allowed to be seen by a handful of people each year.

>>519267482 (OP)
a photo of the suspect:

>>519267482 (OP)
I wonder if Israel are involved with in this

>>519270378
Probably fake.
The real one are sitting in a Swiss vault under the Jew ownership.

>>519271250
>Just don’t attempt to speak French unless you are good at it
it's a disgusting language anyway, best avoided
>.t can speak French but don't because just hearing it makes me physically ill

>>519270255
>zigger tourists
HahhahhaahH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>519269582
Reading these comments is damaging my vision. And now I'm reminded of the fact that japan is importing these fucking retards to teach English.

>>519269216
Nobody heard a group of men with fucking chainsaws?