Thread 519288320

>>519288320 (OP)
What a useless five tonne. The fuck you gonna haul with that, your fat ass?

>>519288320 (OP)
Have school shootings and monster trucks driven by apes become so much of an issue that burger school busses are being replaced by MRAPs?

>>519288320 (OP)
this is not US phenomenon only
we have microdicks here as well

>>519288320 (OP)
I wish I had enough money to blow on stupid shit like this, pickups will have to do.

>>519288922
youre european, thats the default

>>519288691
You can tow a fucking passenger plane with that thing

Surplus MRAPs when? Or did the government give them all to police departments and the taliban?

>>519288320 (OP)
Not like this

freightliner and western star fuckin suck
its peterbilt or kenworth
mack or even hino before them shits

>>519288320 (OP)
I want one.

>>519289018
That's inadvisable. I drive five tonnes for a living. This thing doesn't even have duallies in the back.

You could pull a four seater Cessna, maybe.

>>519288320 (OP)
Vince Wilfork is selling his truck? Neat.

>>519288320 (OP)
i can buy two new mercedes glc 300's with the price of that one shitter

>>519289247
but german cars suck and break down all the time

>>519289299
its the BMW's and audis that break down, plastic cars made for plastic german turks

>>519289574
mercedes and porsche do that too

>>519289574
You say that like they aren't better than French and Italian cars. There isn't a single European car that isn't a maintenance heavy unreliable piece of shit. Fuck, Skoda is the most reliable Euro brand and they still suck in that regard.

>>519289785
ive driven wolksvagens exclusively for 20 years now and gotten incredible mileage with minimal maintenance

>>519290027
>The company that makes unreliable audis with volkswagen parts is somehow making reliable vehicles with those exact same parts
Are you stupid or just memeing?

>>519288320 (OP)
What? The fact that the engine and drivetrain are European (made by Mercedes-Benz). How does this confuse and enrage the europoor when they made this?

>>519290181
hyberbole, why would i buy an audi when i get the same product cheaper without the logo

>>519289207
Those tires are rated way up. Thing could pull pretty much anything you like

>>519288320 (OP)
>>519288974
>>519289299
>>519289773

you mean the truck company literally owned by germans?
hahahah
you stupid american mongrel

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daimler_Truck

>>519289057
you can just buy an mrap from the gsa website dude, or at least you could under Biden. I dunno if Trump didn't gut the gsa auctions with the big bill or if it is running during the shutdown, but mraps are definitely for sale and are 100% not platable in california. I know guys who have tried to make the semis work but they're all geared so low they don't work as good vs regular semis

>>519291043
>you stupid american mongrel
underrated

>>519291256
>but mraps are definitely for sale and are 100% not platable in california
i would rather get a deuce and a half if i had my choice

>>519290509
>It's the same garbage, but at least it's cheap garbage
ok

>>519288320 (OP)
Isn't that a school bus for retarded kids?

>>519288320 (OP)
w..what the hell is that WHAT THE FUCK TELL ME!!!!

>>519289574
this

>>519288320 (OP)
yo mama so fat she needs a 2006 freightliner sport chassis for transportation

>>519288791
american schools are top in the world, when you divide by race

>>519291692
as opposed to american cars, Pancho?
hahahah

>>519291822
american schools are top in the world, when you survive

>>519291822
>go to American school expecting top of the world
>end up even higher up, in heaven
At least kids get to meet Jesus ig.

>>519291597
cope

>>519288320 (OP)
This confuses and arouses me. Did they really turn a semi into an every day ride?

>>519292118
>nooo pls belief my volkwagen made out of the same shit is different and better than audis
Who's the actual copemeister here, Suomi?

>>519292268
noone cares about your opinion, you american mongrel
german cars are sold all over the world
noone buys your shit

>>519292348
You love our cars though, lot of Nordic countries as well.

>>519288320 (OP)
The cause of every problem is women stop fighting amongst eachother and take their privileges away you morons.
Women always side with whoever will cause the most infighting.
You're being manipulated it's time you realize this.
The enemy is women not other dudes.

>>519290681
Yeah but the cost to benefit ratio makes it not worth it. That's a white elephant, literally a retarded waste of money to trick cashed up middle class into losing money to impress other soft-headed morons.

>>519288320 (OP)
my daily driver

>>519288320 (OP)
rent free, mutt

>>519288320 (OP)
> Yea, I go off roading.
> Never goes off roading.

>>519290289
Europeans made the quality parts so Americans could make it faggy and useless

>>519288320 (OP)
I don't really get the point? Why not get a regular pickup that can haul shit?

>>519295993
how the fuck would you go off roading in that super heavy piece of shit tho