Thread 519318531

Why do americans love peanut butter so much?

>>519318531 (OP)
It's America's national dish invented by a nigger

>>519318531 (OP)
put it on our toes for our digs to lick it off them

>>519318531 (OP)
They are nutty

>>519318531 (OP)
They love sneed oils and corn syrup. Peanut butter is literal slop filled with insects.

>>519318531 (OP)
Because im an American

>>519318531 (OP)
Why do pacific islanders like spam so much? Im considering Australia as a pacific island

Idk its highly processed peanut flavoured sugar and salt spread, perfect for americans. They also eat picrel on white bread instead of marmite. Americans have trancended thier very humanity

>>519318531 (OP)
PBJ sandwiches make a good meal when you're broke, and a good snack when you're not.

>>519318531 (OP)
it's cheap protein and it tastes good with healthy stuff
apples, celery, even carrots

>>519318531 (OP)
We do? wtf kind of stereotype is that? Stick to eating vegemite

>>519318777
CHECKED
Too bad you're as wrong as your wasted digits.

>>519318871
>That slop
State of americans. No wonder they're all greasy looking short arsed manlets. What a diet lmao

>>519318531 (OP)
it tastes fine, provides cheap protein and fats

>>519318996
Zutt

>>519318871
Not so fast

>>519318958
Isn't jif the leading peanut butter brand in the US? So no, I'm not wrong.

peanut butter cheap bagels and potatoes kept me alive when I was a poor fag

>>519318531 (OP)
> easy meal for kids
> every kid eats it
> long shelf life for product
> powerpacked with calories

>>519318531 (OP)
When I capture a brown, I'm going to tie them to a tree naked and smear peanut butter all over their genitals and let the wolves have them

>>519318531 (OP)
Because it is delicious. If peanut butter goes down as the national dish of America in history, then every rational person will say that America is a state worth emulating.

>>519318871
Northerners will kill for this shit. That and fluffernutter I think its called? Never see here in Texas, either of them. If we'd stoop so low to use this crap it's def. be Kraft brand marshmallow cream.
>To OP's point; LOVES PB, puts in his omelettes even, for a protein bomb
Whats with these Captchas?

It's hard work being that level of fat.

>>519319109
>Isn't jif the leading peanut butter brand in the US? So no, I'm not wrong.
Even if it was you'd still be wrong.

>>519319186
Stop posting AI bullshit. Nobody wants those videos.

>>519318608
It was invented by a Canadian chemist. If you were really Canadian, you would know this Gagdeep.

>>519318608
One person credited with the invention of peanut butter was John Kellogg who was a physician wo also recommended circumcision of boys without anesthesia and genital mutilation of girls. He also invented cornflakes (his brother sold them).

>>519318531 (OP)
peanut butter is on my do not eat list.
There is nothing in peanut butter that I can't get from a low fat source.

>>519319193
>every kid eats it...
https://www.publicschoolreview.com/blog/why-peanuts-are-being-banned-at-public-schools

did someone say

>>519319440
all the leaves are brown

>>519318608
>nonwhites still believe this
Top kek

>>519318531 (OP)
Because it pairs beautifully with Nutella and makes celery worth eating.

>>519319382
Why are you lying for lol

>>519319767
White people still has issues with food, protip don't neuture your ecosystem

>>519318531 (OP)
Peanut Butter Cookies are God Tier !

>>519319924
A faggot would know about neutered ecosystems.

>>519318777
Peanut butter has historically been acquired locally at farmers markets or what not for a long time, just peanuts.
When the big jew consumerism came through with your oscar meyer bologna turning scraps into childrens favorites, the sugar and oil based Jif peanut butter became popular.
People buy 100% peanut butter all the time.
Its good stuff and good for you.

>>519319076
I only buy this at the store. I'm on SNAP so I make the jews buy it for me lmao. I refuse to buy corn syrup products which is insanely hard but doable if you aren't a bitch. Kids eat steak and eggs and home-cooked veggies thanks to the wife and they're fucking swole already. Most Americans aren't human they're just free-range tax cattle. Some of us still eat like humans.

>>519320070
Well ofcourse you can buy the natural stuff but the staple is the mass produced goyslop.

Marmite, butter and or jam are the choices of a trve pioneer
Peanutbutter is a food for soft handed folk

>>519320152
I just looked at my jiff can and there was no hfcs and less than 2% seed oil

>>519320220
Butter and jam is peak